Colin, Girlfriend's Sexy Past, Unsupportive Parents, Being a Better Friend

[willthethrill365]

What's his email

[rustyragster]

GET WELL SOON OUR PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU COLLIN :)

[Wizarrdd]

@rustyragster This was posted Dec 19, 2011

[LowryStudios]

He would be a good teacher. Thumbs up so he can see this.

[SuperMcpickle]

anyone else think the title was colin's girlfriend

[z1NtHardstyle]

@SuperMcpickle yuo might need some extra teaching, since there is a comma we can clearly see that it isnt about colins girlfriend.

[omarag1]

my little brother is 9 and pretty much has the same problems as your son

[Iwanttowinyouraffle]

new mail mondays intro is like a begging to a porno but good

[sergeantgaz]

@Iwanttowinyouraffle I agree

[Ferraridude13]

was that an emergency airdrop glitch/hack!?

[XxBoboSoloxX]

Woody, could you please come to my dna test? you might be my father... :) lol

[rb8968]

OMG WOODY CALL IN THAT UAV D:

[sausage2303]

This is how i do it

Are you gay? Had sex with men?

ye why, do you want some ass of me?

Ummmmm no!

thats how i deal with it

[LAXOKIS]

@sausage2303 lol same!

[aglqtpzbm]

Woody: *Reading* My mum bitches about me, my sister spits on me. "Bitches be crazy" xD

[JimHalpertful]

i would give them shrimps a good home.

[VincentCarter0]

If I said that to my dad, he's just say 'dont talk back to me' OR interrupt me and mock what I say.

[theboxer1101]

im sick of the fucking fred ad

[BrutalMetalViking]

@theboxer1101 Just to make your day better, watch OneyNG's video of fred...

[edhardyguy715]

one of those decisions is to watch woodys videos...GODD CHOICE PPLZ!

[MarioMan8442]

Woody thanks for this my friend did the same but i showed this to him and he now sticks up for me when im in bother thanks for helping me <3

[iiPaCmAnZx]

Colin= AWESOME!

[TheCheterbob420]

this is like some kind of doctor phil meets call of duty shit...weird.

[AsterixTip]

Feel The Power Of The Doo!

[MisterSuicidalSheep]

Bitches Be Crazy LOL

[vEchoGaming]

"My sister spits on me"

*long pause*

"Bitches be crazy dude......" :')

[TrollishProductions]

I thought it said Colins sexy girlfriends past haha!

[Mulslaskarn]

@TrollishProductions Haha, I thought so to!

[senshi2754]

why do you have colorblind assist on?

[HeRoiiNgSuS]

@senshi2754 so you can see where the enemy Stealth Bomber flies on in.

[quint0nJ]

lol if ur sister is spitting on you then its time to take actions from a movie i seen last night madieas big happy family or whatever lol...u need to call this place there number is 1-800-chokeahoe

[555usdollars]

I love the new intro

[bluemoonandrew2]

HOLY SHIT he was playing with TmartTn

[sundaesonsaturdays]

@bluemoonandrew2 What's your point?

[awildyetisprite]

@bluemoonandrew2 You do realize that they are friends in real life too?

[ElNeNeKOOl]

@bluemoonandrew2 they always play together

[kieranxRHCP]

9:55 woody takes three grenades !!!!! boss

[hadyngreene123]

How can i join team gamertag?

[danboyjr12345890]

@hadyngreene123 if your subscribed your in team gamertag

[yelleryams]

@hadyngreene123 its not a real team its just what he calls all of his subs

[Ruger1000fps]

@hanseykemmerer find another hot chick and bang her

[MrSeagull16]

Woody you should be telling kids to wait till marriage to have sex, not telling them its ok to b4 marriage its more special then, not to mention teenagers are stupid they need time to mature until they can handle the differentness of a sexual relationship

[whiteboy7thst15]

wow no offense but the intro cheezzyy

o n woody can u tell me how to get a girl in bed

[fishboys99]

MY NAME IS COLIN AHHHHHHHH

[TheFishSquared]

@fishboys99 I'm fishboys99 and I'm a disrespectful 13 year old jerk!

[fishboys99]

@TheFishSquared ??? Ok 

[ulittlecow]

@TheFishSquared actually he was born in 99 its in his name :)

[TheCookiemonster6969]

this was posted on my birthday!!

[xThePinkLlama]

Easy now Lol

[MegaSleeps]

hey woody i really need help with my lil bro he has autism and i think he really hates me and i really want to get back with him as my brother

[transformers2399]

@MegaSleeps be a great bro {Bet you are} and always be there for him ask him questions you will get him back

[MegaSleeps]

@transformers2399 thanks i kinda hope woody puts it on

[TicklesMcLolz]

Soo...the first letter. Let me get this straight. The guy is 15. He says that one girl is "one of the few girls he dated that aren't crazy." By the way he words this he must mean at least two, probably more, let's say 3. And the non-crazy ones are in the minority, so at least 4 are crazy. So that means he has probably dated at least 5-7 girls and he's 15. I think someone is misunderstanding the meaning of the word "ex-girlfriend".

[CRDtheSNIPER]

@TicklesMcLolz are you saying a 15 year old can't have mroe than 5-7 girlfriends...if so then your sad..

[TicklesMcLolz]

@CRDtheSNIPER I had a friendly response typed out, but now I just wanna tell you that it's "you're" as in "you are" which seems to be a true challenge for a lot of morons like you, that it is in fact extremely unlikely - I didn't say it was impossible, but he's probably just calling chicks he dated once or twice "ex-girlfriends" which is nonsense and finally, go fuck yourself.

[CRDtheSNIPER]

@TicklesMcLolz HAHAAHHAH maybe if you didn't care so much about grammer and cared more about girls you wouldn't be sitting on youtube talking about how its impossible to have 5 girlfriends HAHAHA

[TicklesMcLolz]

@CRDtheSNIPER Oh fuck off, troll.

[CRDtheSNIPER]

@TicklesMcLolz LAWL you mad bro?

[WingsOfATampon]

my bros got autism (: makes me feel good that there is a good man out there thats spreading the good side of disabilities, i feel so offended and hurt when anyone uses disabilities as insults, but having him as a brother has kind of brought me down a little, cos it makes me sad when i see some normal 6 year old riding a bike or something of that nature, but the therapists and observersay he should come right at the age of 16, which i am really looking forward to (: your humble subscriber- Harry

[tomski1995]

and cheesiest intro goes to,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :P



[TTRxNATION]

11:04my team looks like theirs and i look like woody!

[rusthemouse]

At 9 minutes - he wants to say "it sounds like the problem is bad parenting" but he holds back

[foxytr900]

'i dont think she's gonna rape you' hahah!

i subbed!

[TexasPanzer88]

Guys friend just sounds like a bitch

[MrManKunt]

sister spits on you? punch that bitch in the face and she wont do it again, promise.

[JeWzGaming]

@MrManKunt Listen to the Man lol

[XSiikShott69X]

u use same killstreaks as me

[VeNTiikEnVii]

woody>oprah

[KidKarries]

this is my first video I have ever watched of your. I subed and will be watching more. I really enjoyed watching and all the advice you have gave to the people who write you. You say you don't believe when people say you have changed their life and its because of them and all the small decision but everything is going great in my life I have no complaints but I just want you

[KidKarries]

to know that while watching your video's your words are true and kind and I think you have made a difference on some of your viewers life and some have taken your words and applied them to real life and in that way it has helped them.

[xFatBoy98]

Mail Monday

Hey woody, I've been hoping you'd answer some questions about divorce but no luck.... well my parents are getting a divorce and my mom is an alcoholic and my dad is active in the military and not always home. I'm not getting beaten or anything, but my life is really stressful. Usually I play videogames to release stress but I'm not doin to good in school so I'm grounded any other tips to reduce some stress? By the way I'm only 13.

[niekdesen]

That one friend is a wanker, take it like a man!

[nutcornstudios5]

This one made me realize that my family cares for me and that I should be a better friend before it gets any worse. Thx for the help.

[papermaker101101]

colin is an inspiration

[ragequiet111]

this one mad me smile made me fill good

[TheAustralianCroc]

Is it possible for a girl to rape a guy?

Not that I am asking...

[LukePTBA]

@TheAustralianCroc a while ago when i was in the car, the news reporter on the radio was discussing the recent event of a woman raping a man by pinning him down and penetrating his anus with a females sex toy.

[jewalk2000]

is it normal to wank of to 80s music vids

[bigboy751000]

Dear woody ok i have these friends in school right its like our group of kids there is 5 of us and we hangout in school all day i make them laugh they make me laugh but after school the 4 of them walk and dont even say 'hey u want to come' and im stuck walking home along plz tell me whats going on or any advice thx

[TheGamingGuy131]

Woody is like my NEW DAD LOL!!!!

[slimfitalfonze13]

i couldnt read till i was in 2nd grade so i know kinda what thats like you rock woody!

[Coolskullak47Gaming]

Dear Woody Im 12 and there is a real dick in my class he doesn't seem to learn when i tell him to step away or im gonna deal with him. He got me real pissed when i he got a bunch of his friends to start insulting me. I punched him in the stomach. our teacher said he would deal with it but it never happened. iv tried explaining my situation to my teacher but he doesn't care. im telling you because you give really good advice. id appreciate it if you gimmie advice

tanks

[LoveFifasCommunity]

@Coolskullak47Gaming Beat the kids ass in front of his friends

[Coolskullak47Gaming]

@LoveFifasCommunity i did he still dont listen

[MrBoowner]

I got the same way, exept my dad spits on me and beat me :(

[Cre8TiVePuppy]

@MrBoowner wow

[sanathmore98]

Tracyandmatt.co.uk use the same ingot song that woody has used in this video

[UnknownToYouMaybe]

@sanathmore98 Who Cares? I mean other than those douches that support SOPA and PIPA

[xAcidicAngelx]

my mum and brother are the same as colin, it's living hell ;/

[gitnvenard]

whats up woody i love your vids. just to let you know i have a sister the is the same as colin and it is hard. also i have this girt i like but she is older how do i go as for asking her out

[DarkNinja12349]

I didn't know your son is autistic. My older brother is autistic also and he has a few symptoms of each kind of autisum so i know what you are going through with him.

[RobotGoose]

I can't believe people take stuff like "Have you ever had intercourse witha guy?" seriously.

Me and my friends joke about the craziest shit without anyone getting mad, we do it like this:

Friend A: "My pen broke"

Friend B/me: "Your mom broke"

A: "Your aunt broke"

And so on until we say really weird stuff, but it's all in good fun.

[RobotGoose]

That intro make me feel like I'm watching porn -_-

[oOIEVANIOo]

Hey woody :)

Unexceptional gamer, unbelieveable commentator

I really look up to you for dealing with your sons needs so well I know a lot of people who are authistic and it's hard you are so positive and probaly a great dad :)

I have dyspraxia and that's also hard and I was wondering what exactly is speech dyspraxia? :)

[SwagWarfare]

My cousin has Autism, ADHD, and I'm pretty sure some other disorders I haven't been told of.

It's super hard to live with, because there are so many small things that happen, like Woody said, talking too loud in a restaurant ect. Another thing is always arguing because they think they are right (Autism and the brain not telling you whats right or wrong right away) and ADHD it's simple things like eating and not washing a plate till 3 hours later. None the less I love the guy he's a great person.

[bossbaseball]

your 15 and you dont want sex someone better check their sexuality...

[Djumpps]

@bossbaseball you do know how stupid you sound right now right?

[bossbaseball]

@Djumpps oh im sorry your gay

[elmotouchesme97]

@bossbaseball well i'm 14 and don't really want sex... i would rather wait until i'm in a relationship with someone i love and trust :/

[Barinder15]

hi Woody your great

but im not that confadent so i hope you answer this question

How do i get more confadent

plz help

[SumTingWon]

@Barinder15 He doesn't need to make a video for this question in my opinion, to be more confident, just be yourself. Be proud, be brave. Just be YOU. Believe in yourself. If something goes wrong, instead of looking down, keep your head held up high and keep on striving for the best.

[5loon]

@Barinder15 *poker face*

[BaseballBomber69]

The new intro music kinda sounds like a porn

[liams923]

My cousins have autism... Must be hard for you

[Bjgemini524]

I really thought the title said "Colin's Sexy Past". -_- Also... dat flamboyant intro. XD

[IIPaddyb0yII]

To the guy with the dick parents...just set the fucking house on fire. of course get the bitches out first....but fuck them. just make sure you grab the xbox and some other good shit.

[nick62301]

@IIPaddyb0yII your an idiot

[alecdyer1107]

@nick62301 i agree with u

[Vilemk0]

@nick62301 You're. ~ :D

[nick62301]

@Vilemk0 ummm you are :D

[Vilemk0]

@nick62301 "You're" is just the contraction of “you are".

I was just pointing that out.

[Coolskullak47Gaming]

@IIPaddyb0yII lol

[IIPaddyb0yII]

That kid who got angry of the male intercourse thing sounds like a spaz. Me and my friends say that shit to eachother all the time. he obviously has issues.

[thundercats0083]

intro is gay fag homo...jk...but really...it sux.

[Fragpilot287]

@thundercats0083 We got a hatter at 6 o'clock.

[thundercats0083]

@Fragpilot287 dude it sux. Its just my opinion.. Im not hating I like woodysgamertag.I just didnt like the fukin intro.. ok thank you , laters gypsy troll

[yourclipsmyvoice]

check my commentary. just started and could use some help

[brendanbre96]

how do i write in on mail monday

[itsme7221]

oh god, nice "my mother is possessed' movie ad at the beginning....

[AirsoftRyan3315]

I dont think shes gonna rape you hahaha

[YouAllSuckCrap]

Woody, you would be an awesome dad!

[MrPuppyponage]

@YouAllSuckCrap he is a DAD

[itsme7221]

@YouAllSuckCrap he is an awesome dad lol

[cktechhelp]

woody... have some childhood problems you want to talk about? LOL JK! But that was good how you talked about the friend thing and how even thought he thought He was being funny and "just Kidding" that that is very mean and hurtful. also love how you plan on changing things up a bit with your videos.

[killamanjaro936]

My parents told me and my brother that if one of us ever purposefully spits on the other we can beat the heck out of the other or in my little brothers case my dad will smack the hell out of me for him. I was playing basketball once 1v3 of my little brothers friends and I tripped over a little kid and my brother purposefully spit on me and I broke his nose and gave him a giant knot on the side of his head. God I love my parents.

[SuPpEdUpViDs]

@killamanjaro936 That's just fucked up. Breaking your brother's nose? Do you have mental issues?

[ParadoxCAVA]

ACR with Kick < ACR with Focus

[CreatureCatsMeow]

bnbgt

[bonez815]

BITCHEEZZ BE CRAZZYYYY!!!!!!lol

[galucia081]

Dear Woody,

I enjoyed hearing you talk about your son Colin. I have a daughter that has diagnosed conditions that make her blind and way to small for her age (8 at 31 lbs.) among other issues. I love how open and positive you are about your son and that you try to include him in what you do. I'm on YouTube as well and plan on giving my daughter some spotlight time (she loves to sing) so thanks for the inspiration, keep up the good work.

[googlmyfroogle]

Correction Woody, having any type of child is a blessing. No matter the circumstances.

[LameSpider]

@N00BF4LLG4M3S Good job on the spelling reterd

[bulletproof925]

Dear woody,

i have a girlfriend but she is taller than me and i really like her but my friends are always making short jokes and i don't know what to do please help.

[NeverMindMarshall]

@bulletproof925 raise above it... be the bigger man... ahaha nah dude that`s banter!

[THECDNCODWIN]

@bulletproof925 Ignore them,laugh along,deflect these jokes.

[SuperCrawford54]

Drop the intro Woody...lol

[BrandonWoW123]

HOW DO WE CONTACT?!?!?!?1

[IceCreamCakeSauce]

Exchanges? BOw chika bow wow

[QuintenTheGangsta]

@IceCreamCakeSauce bow chicka bow wow xp

[IceCreamCakeSauce]

@QuintenTheGangsta HaHa =D

[awsomesaucewarrior]

7:51 uhhh WOODY im dissapointed

[sokk3rking25]

What's the email adress?

[BlakeGame]

my family is awsome but i still play COD and watch youtube videos lol jk hope u get you and ur family get better

[amirali619]

05:05 lmao someone died by a stunt

[PRM00R3]

@amirali619 a stun you mean

[DudeCommunityVideos]

change the intro music sounds like the start of a 90's porno

[IKlutchIKing]

SEXY VOICE BRO

[tomdiggs99PSN]

@byPluton ok thanks =)

[peptobismol9]

Dear Woody. I am 8 years old. I came across a website full of naked girls. I noticed they did not have wieners. What happened to their wieners?

[tomdiggs99PSN]

@peptobismol9 lololo9lo

[sokk3rking25]

@peptobismol9 You seem to have the best grammar, sentence structure, and spelling from any 8 year old i know.

[tck0wner]

Wow he is playing with TmarTn! :D @11:20

[StuffedDom]

@tck0wner don't get it? they always play together.

[tomdiggs99PSN]

dear woody, im 12 and have a girlfriend who never trys to commit to the relation ship i always have to start the conversation and all i get back is yes no haha lol plz help me! what shoul i do

[unleashdabeast91]

@tomdiggs99PSN dude your 12 u have years ahead of you you'll find someone better mate trust me, i did :)

[tomdiggs99PSN]

@unleashdabeast91 kk thank u

[Kel3L]

@tomdiggs99PSN dude your 12, you're not even a teenager yet, things wont be serious for some years yet, so don't worry about it :)

[abor3edcod5]

Dear woody I accdently killed my friend what should I do I'm thinking about sucide

[Spykoman05]

@abor3edcod5 Don't be a douche.