UNLIKELY LETTERS TO TV CHANNELS - Mock The Week Series 9 Episode 3 Preview - BBC Two

[cooktheant]

Dear ITV, it has been at least four weeks since we had a James Bond season, please can we have another?

[mereana8]

I don't understand why it's funny to repeat their lines in the comments

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

"Roses are red, the sky is blue,

I got my barrell at your neck so what the fuck you gonna do,

It's just two wheels and me, the wind and my eyes,

The engine is the music and my nine's by my side." - YAUCH

[iliketobestrange]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your cards are shit,

And your channel is too.

Chris Addison you genius!!!

[Jugman10000]

Dep who?

[waqasahmed939]

Dear history channel, why aren't your shows present?

[blainyrules]

Dear Sky, how much did you give Bernie Ecclestone to get the F1?

[JDubsWools]

*quote from the show*

[MrThecarboy]

Men Behaving Baghdadly lol !!



[MrRandomDude360]

Dear top comments,

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

stop complaining

cause you're doing it to.

[crazy0music0chick]

Dear fiver. If I give you a tenner will you stop broadcasting? Best line ever :L

[Rikairiify]

I MISS FRANKIE!!!!!

[kepone405]

Dear Channel 9,

The Chaser's War On Everything weren't trespassing even if they were you deserved it for being so full of shit anyway

[aahatch]

Dear news 24, go to bed - This one was so bad

[ninjahunter101]

Dear BBC

Why the f**k did you let Frankie Boyle go?

[Udany147]

@ninjahunter101 They finally realised he wasn't funny.

[cutiegemma123]

@ninjahunter101 Because it was Frankie's choice to leave, end of

[Wickedrichus]

Lol at Ed at 0:47, and the way he tries to recover

[TheAdcorn]

dear people hating on the people who post lines from the video,

shut up, you're just as annoying!

[matklstrength]

not funny without frankie

[theULTIMATEanswer42]

the awkward moment when the top comments are referencing the old top comments and you spend an hour trying to find the old ones.

[Ryanlauph]

@theULTIMATEanswer42 Click 'See all comments' and press 'Ctrl + F' to find whoever you want to find.

[davetherave333]

@yurismir1 any since?

[yurismir1]

@davetherave333 No, not since May of last year

[StonedHedgehogFilms]

The two top comments aren't quoting the video. IT'S A MIRACLE!

[Fablefiend]

@StonedHedgehogFilms I finally saw a video without knowing the ending/funniest joke...my life is complete.

[QuibbyFailed]

I would have said: Dear BBC, We all LOVE Frankie Boyle, and his jokes, more so.

[chriswoody9]

Come on guys, the video is a good laugh and cheered me up today. Let's all cut the crap and get along, yeah? :-)

[alexmeeszymidget]

Roses are Grey

Violets are Grey

Sugar is Grey

I'm colourblind, okay?!

[MeltedGecko]

I laughed so hard at Men Behaving Baghdadly

[angelzcanfly]

Thumbs up if you love russell howard -3

[TheTenMinuteMan]

dear news 24, GO TO BED!

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

dear news 24...... go to bed

[andy231190]

I had to watch the sky sports one three times to understand what it actually meant D:

[StaraziaSelin66]

can i just get thumbs up for no reason?

[kazoowarrior97]

I can answer andy's question about answering to POV, complain to religion

[SkrateBeastin]

That awkward moment when a slightly insulting comment directed towards the second top comment IS the second top comment.

[SJtv123]

Dear news 24,

GO TO BED

[Jaffaraza]

@SJtv123 We have ears, no need for a parrot

[msunami]

@Corporatism Maybe it's the same with Mock the Week then. I could be wrong lol :)

[shagmydog]

the awkward moment when the top comment are now not the same and the comment that replaced it looks retarded..............

[BEllis247]

why are the two top comments the same???

[TheTradge]

LOL at this joke - [insert joke from this clip] very funny!

[EnglishMicRipper]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I don't give a FUCK about YOU

[pkshd]

I can see that last letter being sent actually.

[Matty2k1k45]

They should put a nail bomb in one of the deal or no deal boxes...

[NFXShockwave]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just stop quoting the fucking video, alright?

I'm watching it.

[emoguys11]

Dear commentars,

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

When they're up top and the same,

It makes an ass out of you.

[AVFC0711]

@InfinityRidgemon

and was pressumably typed before the other one, dumbass

[InfinityRidgemon]

@AVFC0711 hmm, being a dumbass seems to be going quite well for myself, wheres your 75 likes?

[AVFC0711]

@InfinityRidgemon

on other videos as it happens, and theyre prbably not from 75 other retards aswell

[InfinityRidgemon]

@AVFC0711 oh for god sake just leave it, it's a post from one month ago, and you're insulting me, go do something that will actually help society, rather than trolling websites, and hating comments that other people find funny, just because you've noticed the other one was typed up before the other, if you watched this video you would have noticed it's a comedy. my post was meant to be comedy, making fun of comments that say exactly what my post says. so I guess for once in your life, SHUT UP!

[AVFC0711]

@InfinityRidgemon

i didnt notice it i just pressumed, and yeh your fockin hilarious btw

[InfinityRidgemon]

@AVFC0711 I can't believe your styill arguing, it's meant to be takin the micky out of comments just like mine, so basically you are arguing with someone about the same thing idiot.

[AVFC0711]

@InfinityRidgemon

not really

[InfinityRidgemon]

@AVFC0711 just leave it

[AVFC0711]

@InfinityRidgemon

no, nob ed

[InfinityRidgemon]

@AVFC0711 you're obviously a troll, I've seen your posts and they all are asking for a fight

[Molyneux12321]

@AVFC0711 If we were still allowed to hang people, this dispute would have been solved ages ago...

[AVFC0711]

@Molyneux12321

it wouldnt

[OmNomNommingOnSouls]

Why are the two top comments always quotes, in this case they're both the same.

WHY???

[warwickxp97]

@MrNeonWaves  what

[TheGameBunker177]

i like it how the top two comments are the same :L

[warwickxp97]

@MrNeonWaves  how dare you compare English people to americans you illiterate cunt

[ianwilson2007]

@MrNeonWaves I'm not American. I'm English.

[warwickxp97]

@ianwilson2007 same

[Texthewolf]

Pfft! Sorry, the comment beneath me made me laugh almost as hard as the video did. I love the use of '...' as a substitution for commas. I also love the beauteous inability to type out 3 letter words followed by a generalization of a large group of people's intelligence. Not to mention the lack of any grasp of grammar, that was funny as well.

[ianwilson2007]

Dear arseholes,

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You are unoriginal,

And simply writing out lines from the video in a pathetic effort to get people to click 'like' even though you've put no thought whatsoever into it or have enhanced anyone's enjoyment by adding something even remotely new or amusing.

Is too.

[IzPk]

@ianwilson2007 Getting the top comment has is no accomplishment what so ever, unless you have no self esteem.

[ianwilson2007]

@IzPk I never mentioned top comments. I was just telling people to stop just quoting funny bits from the video as a 'comment'. Part of the enjoyment in youtube is reading humorous things people have written about what you've watched. Simply writing something that they said doesn't enhance or add to the enjoyment and neither does random abuse. Also what does 'getting the top comment has is no' mean? And whatsoever is one word not three.

[t1773y]

@ianwilson2007 im sorry to say that doesnt rhyme

[w00taduck]

Stop writing the jokes in the fucking comment box

[Nayan1994]

russel howard isnt even funny, he even robbed a lee evans joke

[MrBrickhead80]

dont u hate it when the two top comments are the same

[ibycoolboy]

@MrBrickhead80 yes lol

[Sick1one95]

@MrBrickhead80 More like

don't you hate it when the top two comments ruin the video for you?

[Ariel202113]

Dear Second top comment,

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Stop scraping off comedians

And I will too!

[kazoowarrior97]

@Ariel202113 haha, the irony!

[DipDop99]

@Ariel202113

Roses are flowers

Violets are too

Violets are purple

Not fucking blue.

[Ariel202113]

@DipDop99

Roses are flowers

Yes that is true

It's a nursery rhyme, dude,

So S. T. F. U.

[DipDop99]

@Ariel202113

Haha! I like your style :)

[MrAviiiii]

@Ariel202113 you are second top comment fagg

[Ariel202113]

@MrAviiiii You think I knew that when I wrote it? Dumb fuck...

And calling someone a fag is not only biased, but it is also pathetic and stupid. Jesus...

[england90111]

@Ariel202113 You are the second top comment, your poem now makes no sense.

[BeTheBe5t]

@Ariel202113 you wrote that message to yourself... you ARE the second top comment... wierd...

[Ariel202113]

@BeTheBe5t You think I knew that when I wrote it? There was obviously another one there at the time.... dumb fuck.

[BeTheBe5t]

@Ariel202113 i was joking you dumb shit...

[Fromundra]

I love how Russell sort of convulses in glee after his "Men Behaving Baghdadly" joke.

[msunami]

It's not scripted at all. Comedians HAVE to be able to think up witty and funny things quickly. If it was scripted, why then sometimes do two try and get to the microphone at the same time? They're always fighting to say their witticisms!

[ninosmoshi101]

@msunami I always though they wrote their jokes before the show starts, and have notes behind the camera to remind them of their jokes O_o

[ninosmoshi101]

How do they instantly get ideas for funny scenes when Dara finishes the sentence in the beginning?

[W0oDy97]

@ninosmoshi101 its scripted before the episodes are aired

[ninosmoshi101]

@W0oDy97 Oh alright, thanks

[Pitchguest]

@ninosmoshi101

They get to know which topics come on before they do them, and it's cut. Watch some outtakes, you'll see they get to do some over.

[DiamShadowWraith]

Dear the top two comments,

Y U SAME? ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[TheeLuctifers]

Dear Bravo, I don't know how to put this but, well done.

[xXxlilianaxXx]

haha the terrorist one

[Carsey755]

Youtube comment section, ruining jokes since 1934!!

[KitsuneProject]

"Real Time TV, Autistics are Intelegent, stop treating them like retards"

[KitsuneProject]

"Can PlayBoy become a channel, My Brother Wants To Watch Free Unlimited Porn on Sky+"

[KitsuneProject]

"Cebeebies, Grow Up!, Yours sincerely, Peter Pan"

[KitsuneProject]

"Total Wipeout. TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE GETTING HURT!"

[KitsuneProject]

"After Watching Casualty, I Was Pissed Off To See My Gran In Hospital"

[KitsuneProject]

"Midnight news. Should you be feeling knackered by now?"

[KitsuneProject]

"Dear Nick Jr... GROW UP"

[ArifLegend123]

The reason why the comments are all the same is that there funny. GOT IT?!

[SuperComplainer]

dear news 24

go to bed.

yaaaay now we can have 3 top comments same!

[theminnyholty56]

why the fuck are the top two comments the same?? erm WTF

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

Quotes from this very video as comments... Everyone's either quite fucking stupid or just looking out for deaf people.

[Slatzinator]

my own: Dear Channel 4 +1, wouldn't that be channel 5?

[StaraziaSelin66]

why are the top comments the exact same joke?

why did i just quote a comment that you've all probably seen before?

[XxtsunamidevilxX]

dear fiver

if i give you a tenner will you please stop broadcasting

XDDD i was in stiches hearing this

[MsKatieboo97]

awww the red button, i finally got that joke :D

[angusdavidson15]

What the HELL IS RUSTLE DOING AT 1:19???? 

[ellenmelon771]

The awkard moment when both the top comments are exactly the same. xXx

[09rob12341]

Diggin' the top comments at the moment -_-

[man55ful]

@marnaka2488 its the best line in the episode

[Domakasonic]

dear fiver if i give u a tener will u please stop brocastin hahahahaah

[QueenBonesofdarkness]

this makes me really wanna write to these tv shows with these messages

[AliixWilkinsonGuitar]

When the top comments are both the same.

[Anomynos]

@LaughingTombstone My friend, Frankie retired from the show after a heart scare a few years ago

[ellenmelon771]

Dear points of view: Who do I write to if i think points of view is sh*t? lmao XD

xXx

[frankydave]

I always like Andy's little nods when he comes to the microphone.

[xxMsAmzxx]

men behaving bagdadly LOOOOOL!!!!!!!!! <3 russell

[TheSeriousFart]

Dear Mock the week,

Leave the week alone and go pick on someone else.

[divarocksursocks]

dear yesturday, dont you find the message "yesturday will return tomoro" at all confusing not to mention bloody terrifing, you dont know what i did yesturday!

[TheBargar]

Dear Mock of the week

Are you getting Russell for free ?

You cant be paying him for that shit

[xDaalleeeeX]

Men Behaving Bahgdadly xD lmao

[Sorcha12341]

anyone notice that he nearly falls at 0:47 ? :D

[st0neagecows]

dear news 24. go to bed

[TheStephrules]

"Dear News 24, Go to bed" LOL Gotta love Andy p.s. i love russell and Hugh

[Cinemadman]

Dear History Channel: The Nazis were bad. We get it.

CLASSIC! LMAO!

[fcgfgcfg]

Can someone please tell me who the tall gentleman with the red checkered shirt is?

[BossCrane25]

@fcgfgcfg Chris Addison. A very much under rated comedian. :)

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@fcgfgcfg chris addison ?

[Amanda0Green0Matthew]

@fcgfgcfg ughh i wanna no too :( hes kinda good looking :D

[filks123]

can someone explain the babestation joke to me? I do not understand it

[LemonZeppelin]

@filks123 Babestation is a UK channel on Sky where topless/almost naked women take phone calls from desperate men at a premium rate. However, if you've seen it, you'll know that most of these women are ugly. The Trade Descriptions Act is a law that says that when selling a product or service, you must describe it accurately and not sell something different to what's described. Hence 'Have you read the trade descriptions act?' because the women shown aren't babes (attractive).

[filks123]

@LemonZeppelin Oh right I get it now :) thanks

[angrygamer1]

dear bbc... were the fuck is frankie boyle?

[TotallyAwesomeLeanne]

well done YOU CAN HEAR SOMETHING THEN POST IT IN THE COMMENTS

[themightybooshx19x]

I love the way Andy Parsons said "Go to bed"!

[flightshadegamer]

what was russell doing at 1:22

[kitaarmes]

that guy in the checkered shirt is on the direct line adverts :/ lol x

[WAKEUPYOUREALIVE1]

Dear channel four....

Yeah that's unlikely in itself, innit?

[Rinthefox]

Dear history channel nazi's were bad we get it

[spuds184]

Errr...what's happening to russel at 1:20?



[quizman1967]

Nice Shirt Chris!

[squaferno]

"Dear sky sports - 1, thank you for showing the grand national - I won a hundred thousand pounds."

[TheBassistah]

dara has doggy teeth.

[MickyNorris91]

Russell killed this one, haha :-)

[quizman1967]

@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg It's brilliant! They are so talented!

[Style121212]

What the hell did Ed Byrne do at 0:47?

[DanaScully0711]

@Style121212 I think that Russell pushed him down the steps-or he fell by himself :)

[Queenofdeathandevil9]

"The Nazi's were bad, we get it!"

[DCfilms1001]

Micky Flannagan = epic

[ImAnotherZang]

Pause at 1:22. Russel....