Youtube Poop: King Harkinian uses all his Wit and Cunning to Escape from Ganon

[megamanx1291]

1:11 fucking lol!!

Subcribe this dude, he deserves it XD

[XD4Lifeington]

Needs subtitles, but what I could understand made me rofl.

[Salakirby]

King: Whats for dinner? Zelda: What? King: Don't talk shit, whats for my fucking dinner?

Zelda: Nothing. King: Go to hell. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[1534015]

Ten cocks.

[ShakingChandelure]

"Please! have mercy" "NOOOO" Best part

[Breenut450]

Transcribed audio win

[HaloCockatiel]

He has four arms! And ten cocks. LOL

[iteachvader]

Timeout!

All Majesty, people can discard checked baggage billed for somehow the gas!

[SirDakkalot]

Ganon is a prick.

[fcpictures]

I laughed so hard "Zelda, what's for my fuckin' dinner?"

[KingCornWallis]

This is probably your best work. The kings stupid face was hilarious when duke onkled was get munched. Lol

[bnanni]

I SAVED MYSELF!

[tiosopaman]

he has four arms

and ten cocks!

[GrowingObsession]

The King's smug look...

[joshiethezombie]

he has 4 arms and ten cocks XD

[TECK1337]

@joshiethezombie I heard "ten cockas"! Listen more closely. 1:20

[Tehonne]

haha, awesome

[RetroVideoFan]

Gwonam: Here I come.

LOL.

[ZekesPiano]

Zelda, dont talk shit. What's for my fucking dinner?

[mrm64Again]

hahahahaaa! I almost cried when I heard "Have mercy!!" "NOOOO!!"

[ihatefurrys]

This video had me in tears.

[magmar16]

HAHAH BRILLIANT MechaWeegee91, QuibbyJibby, Swishfilminc are the best zellda king mix sentencing poop.

everyone check out MechaWeegee91, you won't dissapointed

[boringstuff0309]

@magmar16 ok I'll do that right now

[OSTube1]

Your majesty, duke oincld is artur attAck by the EVILLLL forcses of Ganon...

[tterminator100]

*scrubbing and eating sounds* HAVE MERCY!!! NOOOO!!!! *more scrubbing and eating sounds* and also WHERE'S MY F-U-CKING DINNER

[KruspeFTW]

This will always be one of my favorites.

[TECK1337]

These were my favorite parts.

"Don't talk shit. What's for my FUCKIN' dinner?"

"He has four arms! And ten cocks!"

LOL!!!

[WolfKing0303]

HOLY shit.

[Daniel0889]

- I saved myself! - Well done Your Majesty!

epic lol

[Grantofglyn]

Goro has ten cocks :P xD

[VegetarianZombie140]

Ganon is a prick.

[MaximumSpiderMvC]

This video is on the TV tropes Crowning Moment of Awesome page for Youtube Poop.

Yes, it does exsist.

[kingdavey90]

I SAVED myself! lol

[OldSkoolgamerz]

It goes to show you, the king only cares about two things in his existence: dinner and rubbing dicks.

[nerdydesi]

Oh, what's the matter Gwonam, you can dish out insults but can't take them? Impa tells you that you smell like shit and your all "enough". Haha!

[MaximumSpiderMvC]

I guess this shows that King Harkinain isn't as stupid as we all think he is.

[pabulum28]

I love how the serious, moody piano chord plays in the background whenever the King goes "Hmm," like around 0:42 here (and of course the King "Hmms" in these poops for the goofiest, most absurd "dilemmas" Harkinian faces).

[Josue31627]

Just 10,000 more views, and QuibbyJibby gets his first 100K viewed video! :D

[Kratosaurion9001]

King:Ganon whats for dinner.

Ganon: YOU!

King: Im for dinner *pause* HO-LY Shit

lol who else laughed at this?

[Reofive]

@Kratosaurion9001 I did :P

[shaylacakee]

"Zelda.. go to hell" (Hands over face crying)

[DennisB01MC]

10 Cocks? O_o

[kingsize127]

Oh wait. Sorry! Raiden! Didn't pay attention to the hat.

[phoenix7540]

zelda whats for dinner? what? don't talk shit what's for my fucking dinner? nothing.

zelda go to hell

[Herprcious]

Tasty :D

[MilesDude32]

I have just one question.

What was Duke Onkled doing there?

[EltBerserker]

@kingsize127 >scorpion

[KisekiTim]

@kingsize127 that's raiden bro

[MrFletchFTW]

"Ganon captured the King."

"Ganon is a prick!"

XD

[Justo1237]

u need captions

[origneale]

What the fuck is he saying?

[Blasted9001]

I'm for dinner... HOly shit!

[sgtslaughter898]

@Blasted9001 are you really u a girl?

[TheCheerfulMessiah]

I've saved myself!

[21Kaiser21]

I saved a piece of Duke Onkled's dick for dinner!

[83knux]

lol

[SolidSpider195]

AND TEN COCKS LOLOLOLOL XD

[ACxaY]

xD

[Shishizurui]

i love that

Zelda whats for dinner

What

Don't talk shit don't talk shit whats for my fuckin dinner

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

Seriously, Duke Onkeld always bites the bullet in every YouTube Poop he's been in.

[boapu]

-Ganon What's for dinner?

-You.

-Im for dinner.....

....HOly SHIT!

[Photon7500]

Ganon IS a prick!!!

[alexfart67]

Don't talk shit whats for my fucking dinner?

[Sonico30]

QuibbyJibby's Youtube Poops always are the best!

[fkagahsdfs]

What kind of prisoner says "I'm going to escape!" before escaping?

[NaturalLinkage]

HHAHAHA "I SAVED MYSELF"

[GatoChiwawa]

This is the best kind of poop!! Must take a good deal of time to make!

[fortran97]

what mortal kombat movie was at the end?

[AlmostHuman102]

@fortran97 The 1994 TV series, Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm.

[AlmostHuman102]

@fortran97 Actually, Mortal Kombat tv series was 1996, not 1994.

[Photon7500]

Ganon IS a total prick! XD

[Evomanaphy]

He has four arms!

and ten..... xD

[JAMEISA000]

"Have mercy ?!"

"NO"

[MutekiRarus]

I just love Harkinian's plan. "I'm going to escape."

[VictorBalaguera]

"Im going to escape

-SHIT"

[ValisFan3]

The king loves eating dicks for dinner.

[MultiGumbo]

Gwonam: Impa, you are a slut!

Impa: You smell like shit!

[The1979Warriors]

Zelda don't talk shit!! X'D

[DeathMetalHead1989]

And ten cocks!



[43trauts]

Ganon needs better security...desperatly

[AlmostHuman102]

@43trauts Nah, for that to happen, he would need security first. Even with shitty security, they can at least try to prevent a fat man from getting out.

[43trauts]

@AlmostHuman102 I ment Ganon should at least get one or not obey prisoners requests... Ganon seriously takes the Kings orders and not expect it to be a trap. That's just stupid.

[AlmostHuman102]

@43trauts I realize, but I mean that there is an apparent lack of security if the king could have gotten out by himself without any help distracting or killing guards.

[43trauts]

@AlmostHuman102 True. So true.

[ryotmaneX]

he just walks out? AND ANNOUNCES THAT HE'S ESCAPING!?

[amkirby10]

what editing system do you use? your videos are the best

[Uhbliviun]

King: What's for dinner?

Ganon: YOU

King: I'm for dinner.

. . .

King: HO-ly shit!

ROFLOLMAO

[Seppokarhu300]

''He has four arms!'' ''And ten cocks'' XD

[smileman66]

"Zelda, go to hell!"

Zelda covers her face in shame

[EponymousKid]

...why so bad at sentence mixing?

[pingasluigi25]

@EponymousKid QuibbyJibby is much better at sentence mixing than other people.

[EponymousKid]

@pingasluigi25 Actually, yeah, he's pretty good. There were some not so good examples in this video, but even those are better than what most people can do. Don't know why I said that, sorry.

[pingasluigi25]

@EponymousKid No harm done.

[DerangedManiac12]

i love how the king waits to see Ganon eat Duke Onkled's dick.

[sleeming88]

I love the expression on the King's face when Duke Onkled is being munched. Kind of a mix between arrogant self-satisfaction and barely-concealed perverted glee over what he is witnessing.

[MilesDude32]

@sleeming88 Nicely worded. I wanted to point that out but could never figure out how to say it.

[Breenut450]

Dude, what is this from? I know its zelda but I highly doubt Nintendo made this one lol

[7kiku7honda7japan]

@Breenut450 nintendo licensed it to some people to put it on a wash-out game system called the CD-I that no one ever heard about due to it's pure fail. Needless to say nintendo did not give them a lot of money to make this.

[Tabaskoful]

1:10 Best

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

IT BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNSSS

[pingasluigi25]

Strange how ytp's work. Zelda and Link are the main characters of cdi, but most youtube poops are centered around the King.

[klom89]

@pingasluigi25 The King's just awesome like that, that's why. :D

You can't get more epic than "Don't talk shit, what's for my fucking dinner?"

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@pingasluigi25 Mabye it's because Zelda isnt as much of an interesting charatcer. Link is somewhat interesting, I guess....but he's pretty retarded in the zelda CD-I games.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

King Harkinian: Don't eat me for dinner, Ganon! I taste like shit!

Ganon: Shit is the greatest!

[tehbaker1337]

The king's expression at 0:50 is awesome.

[thundararious]

i'm going to escape. (boom) shit!

[GAF1987]

HOAH-ly shit! LMAO

[TheCrimsionFlash]

Great sentence mixing!

[PyroManic825]

"Shit is the GREATEST!"

[OldSkoolgamerz]

I'm surprised. The King is one interesting individual...he'll even eat other people's dicks for dinner!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

LOL!!! Bro ou deserve soooo many more views than what you have! XD

[legomovieman94]

Gwoman's right, Ganon is a prick.

[7ruthie]

Gannon, what's for DINNER?

[7ruthie]

Here I CUM!

[EatAnOctorok]

Joy Side: I'm for dinner! :D

Fear Side: HOly shipped!

[crunchman99]

You know what I say? This game captures every aspect that makes a person ugly.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

And where, pray tell, was Link in all this?

[AlmostHuman102]

@ArmedtotheTeethProd jerking off in Zelda's room.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

@AlmostHuman102 I wish I hadn't asked!

[Tabaskoful]

1:20 Lol he has four hands and ten cocks xDD Loled

[ZammyBomb]

Zelda, go to hell

[vidlover987654321]

"You are a slut"

"YOU smell like shit!"

Yeah, well, you BOTH look that way, so joke's on you guys.

[metallicafan5059]

i find it hilarious that the king takes so long for him to figure out being eaten for dinner was a bad thing :)

[Chinelin]

"He has four arms!"

"And ten cocks."

[amkirby10]

"ganon is a prick!"

[zeroOtaku1]

"i'm for dinner......HOly shit!"

[888MikeM888]

"Ganon is a prick" LOL

[pivotpapapizza]

he has four arms!

and then c!cks

[MrLOL9999]

i SAVED! a piece of Duke Onkled's DICK-

[MisterEpik]

I saved a piece of Duke Onkled's dick for dinner.

[1919me1919]

he has 4 arms and 10 cocks *lol*

[PhiGuy1717]

Impa! You are a slut.

You smell like shit.

lol

[mk741]

This video has ten cocks.

[1TGuy1]

Gannon is AH prick.

[ihatefurrys]

You actually got Gwonam to say the King's opening lines. That's skill.

[Lazermuffin]

HEERRE I COME

[theninjamandude]

shit is the grrreatest!

[derick1506]

notice when ganon is eating dukeonkled's dick the king just smiles at it from 0:51-0:56

[MilesDude32]

@derick1506 I'd smile too if I had put a once-traitor in that kind of situation.

[Frizzurd]

"hes smarter than he looks" what my grandma said about my pet dog

[perochialjoe]

I'm for dinner. ......HOly shit!

[JunKazamaFan]

I never realized how intelligent King Harkinian is. He simply thought of a solution to his problem and remained calm.

Terrific video! I especially love the line, "I saved myself!" and the ending clip.

[trueopaque]

"Don't talk shit, what's for my fucking dinner?"

"Nothing"

"Zelda, go to hell"

lol

[Josue31627]

HO!ly shhIP!

[iteachvader]

He's has... four arms!

And ten cocks!

[TheShufflebuff]

"Don't eat me for dinner Ganon, I taste like shit!"

"Shit is the GRREEAATEST!!!"

[shengaochan]

QuibbyJibby Vids is better than 30-minutes naruto film

[xxxXGuNzXxxx]

the way he says fucking is hilarious.

[xxxXGuNzXxxx]

What's for my fuckin dinner? lol

[DalekHunter1994]

Hehe...you said "wit". You'd need to know how to speak Shakespeare to get the joke.

[nintendork64]

I'm for dinner....

*brain thinks it over*

HO-ly SHIT!

[ryotmaneX]

@nintendork64 I thought it was hold the shit.

[cjkid14]

There was a mortal kombat cartoon? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

[AlmostHuman102]

@cjkid14 Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm was released on September 21, 1996 and ended on December 14 of the same year.

[Zakuzelo]

Aw fuck, that ten cocks thing caught be completely off guard. Bravo.

[assburgers95]

"...and ten cocks"

[AdventurerOfOblivion]

He has four arms. And four COCKS! lmfao i laughed so hard

[conchudo12345]

YOU are a SLUT!

you smell like SHIT!

[cs188]

"I saved myself" "Well done, your majesty!" XD

[whaowman]

0:33

[Jpmrocks7]

Here I come!

[Travianero94]

ganon, whats for dinner?

[DragonReploidZero2]

"Don't talk shit, what's for my fucking dinner!?"

[ZeroXadvenTz]

@DragonReploidZero2 "Nothing"

[Dekuinthelake]

He has 4 arms, and 10 cocks. All for Gannon's joy.

[AlmostHuman102]

ganon is a prick!

[dboys213]

zelda whats for dinner? what? dont talk shit whats for fuckin dinneer? nothing. zelda go to hell. LMFAO

[mrm64]

"HAVE MERCY!"

NOOO!

best line to me :D

[Minimej12]

Heeere, I come! :D