Section One TV 0905 "Maria Bamford" (Part 1)

[deonisdeonis]

she is not funny ... she is ridiculous

[peemuss]

too funny for american dad

[cmatthewb103]

"here's the church, here's the mosque, open the temple, EVERY BODIES MAD!"

That was epic.

[newyearjew]

I love her and her crazy eyes

[warmgulfwind]

The host is so cute!

[MattShr00m]

next on the maria bamford show i would wanna see blossom giving birth

[uvu157]

prime example why women should not do comedy. Because they suck like this one.

[FunnyCowboyDance]

@uvu157 Jesus Christ. How wrong you are. Bamford's the fucking shit. There's a reason badass motherfuckers like Oswalt and Maron worship her.

[uvu157]

@FunnyCowboyDance I'm not a fan of Oswalt or Maron either. I'm a big fan of Bill Burr, Joe Rogan, old Chris Rock and such. I just don't think Bamford or Oswalt have much humor in their punchlines. And I hate the way she talks. It's like she is trying too hard to be funny. She seems to be relying on her character and not on the actual matterial.

[zofspade]

@uvu157 Joe Rogan sucks, and if you think she only has voices and no material you aren't paying attention.

[interista7878]

@zofspade She's got like 30 mins of material. Compared to Louis CK, Norm McDonald, Jim Norton, Demetri Martin, George Carlin etc, etc, etc she's literally a half hour funny face with a cute smile - a typical female comic.

[zofspade]

@interista7878 Ok, but no one here was comparing her to them. Just because you've only seen 30 minutes of her stand up doesn't mean that's all she has. Have you paid attention to her material? She's an "alternative" comic, meaning she's atypical.

[interista7878]

@zofspade Norm and Demetri are both "alternative" comics...

[zofspade]

@interista7878 I never said they weren't...Are you still not paying attention?

[interista7878]

@zofspade I collect comedy material so I have all her albums and once upon a time I even thought she was hysterical. This is where I'm at with her now though:

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I DO appreciate that You think she's great at the place You're current at, but I guarantee you will see the light once you consume more comedy. She's funny but dreadfully shallow and my 8 year old niece does the same "funny" faces and voices.

[zofspade]

@interista7878 Oh, I just realized you are a condescending fuckface. You don't know me nor how much comedy I have consumed otherwise you wouldn't have questioned it. Have a nice day.

[interista7878]

@zofspade I'm not the one explaining alternative comedy like it's something edgy and special. You're clearly having a love affair with Brammer and have somehow persuaded yourself you've struck indie gold in her funny faces; skipping most if not all phases to real comedy enlightment with your shallow pretentions.

I'm guessing you're a girl and your favourite band is Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fleet Foxes or similar. And you vote liberal because "it's the right thing to do".

[zofspade]

@interista7878 I never said any of those things (try reading). In fact, none of those are true. Good luck in life thinking you can read people's minds over the internet. Actually, you've achieved such an enlightened state, you might as well kill yourself now.

[interista7878]

@zofspade There's no need to get angry because I happen to deconstruct you better than you deconstruct me, woman.

[zofspade]

@interista7878 Not angry. Slightly amused is a better phrase. Another swing, another miss.

[interista7878]

@zofspade Calm down and let it go.

[zofspade]

@interista7878 Quit using "deconstruct" wrong and pay more attention to life.

[interista7878]

@zofspade There, there...

[zofspade]

@interista7878 See? You're doing it again.

[interista7878]

@zofspade Take a deep breath...

[zofspade]

@interista7878 Learn a new joke...

[interista7878]

@zofspade Will do...

[zofspade]

@interista7878 Still haven't...

[MexicanoINC]

Why must there be a twenty year old age difference between me and her! It sucks to be young, healthy, full of energy and to have a positive future with plenty of promising opportunities and a whole life ahead of me to enjoy them as well having fewer consequences for doing stupid shit when I can't be at an age to be in love with her. Why must I be young! Why!

[Youtuuuber]

Bad recording, i can hear the audience better than I can hear Maria

[lizgrrl22]

You show these to Minnesotans and they a) laugh until they cry, b) cry until they laugh, or c) stare at you uncomprehendingly and say, "We're not like that."

[justxchillx10]

I love how you'll start to think that she's not insane for like two seconds whens he laughs or talks in one of those "closer to normal" voices... Then BAM. She twacks out again. I love her. <3

[secretdesires]

I love her different voices

[tristan01101]

come up with new jokes Maria!!!

[Maarow]

@tristan01101 She has new jokes, lol, this is over a year old

[krystle1215]

I LOVE MARIA BAMFORD!! SHE IS SOOOOO FUNNY! SHE ROCKS IN THE TARGET COMMERCIALS!! SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!

[SuperJamesus]

i love her !!

[wryter25]

I loved her in Lucky Numbers!

[DJkkrown]

she seems so neurotic, but i love her. she's so funny. i love the christian voice

[oraitia]

Haha I live in downtown Ogden and I can totally walk to that comedy club! Why did I never hear about her being there? :(

[Mattystew17]

i wake up in the morning, pissed off that im not maria bamford. why the hell aren't i maria bamford

[molotov001]

She's so freakin' adorable.

[RunmoreThinkless]

3:43 - 4:03 confessions of a sad, sad life

[sendai78]

"What would you like to see happen next on the Maria Bamford show?"

"... ..."

"Yeah..."

[corenothing]

"...the Taliban!" is where i gave this video a thumbs up

[Maarow]

I saw Maria live in Chicago on Saturday, which confirmed what I already knew: she's brilliant.

[andyprovo]

Fell in love with Maria to night after takin 4ecstay tabs and a Viagra ,,,, was a long night.

[pika23]

I love when she does that thing with her ocd...I have the same problem

[Erilis666]

that guy so wanted to bone her lol

[hellahulla]

@Erilis666: Would you say no :)

I know I wouldn't.

[johnmediaace]

Maria performed at the Melbourne Comedy Festival and was brilliant. Love how her mind works!

[MrSteelDream]

Kickin' it is not a word! Cheater! lol

[GearRocks]

She does voices on Word girl'

"Sally and "Violet"

[foamyrant]

the bald guy little creepy, i think he has secret fantasys for this chick

[Erilis666]

@foamyrant he came on a tad strong... but she was funny as hell. I loved how this vid ended lol

[spikedardens]

welcome home

[1weirdgurl]

Love her,HILARIOUS!!

[Pigdowndog]

???????????????

[tracehazarrrrd]

if she wants babies she should contact ME (:

[gabriellatheraccoon1]

I saw her on comedy central presents

[lolspud]

She's hilarious.

[IvanaaxD]

she is so cute :D

[DJkkrown]

I dont know which voice is actually her own lol

[1RubyBlue1]

she's done so many i dont even think she knows

[jenniferchocolat]

@DJkkrown LOL, the highest one. 

[rlee1976]

@DJkkrown

She really does sound like a little girl the way she does in her show (when she's herself) - I talked to her afterwards at a show. She's so humble!

[teqnoqueen]

@DJkkrown I like them all :)

[mitllibrat]

to answer Maria's question, what I would like to see next on the Maria BamfordShow is just what happens at the end of the 1st one-she moves back to LA. She has so many more characters in her I'm sure.

[eepsom]

That was supposed to be a thumbs up!

[saandymichael]

i love her cause shes funny

[lastmondaypast1]

she looks extremely young for her age, I think shes gorgeous and im 18 lol.

[WastedPo]

@lastmondaypast1, yeah she's very attractive. On that subject, I still have memories from like 10 years ago when she made appearances on Comedy Central and she was a complete knockout.

[huwgojones]

is that fat bald guy her stalker? its always good to have one.

[techpops]

Super nice to hear Maria is getting some TV work and American Dad no less! but really her comedy chops are way bigger than anyone on that show and she really could scrable up a whole TV show of her own.

OK shot in the dark here, think Ellen without Ellen but Maria instead with her pugs, and she gets to give out medication to the audience instead of gifts. Call the show, Bammers.

I'll think of other shows she could host in later comments, stay tuned.

[DarrrinGod]

I love her.

[bananamanfan007]

WTF. no sound.

[DancingSpiderman]

I'd like to see Maria do a skit of a junior high school American history teacher who attempts to un-edit the textbook version of history

[cptninsano]

That's my girlfriend.

[gallowspole]

this doesn't look like a video of your right hand!

[FatMat426]

The sound isn't too bad, and she's telling some familiar jokes that you can hear on a few of her other Youtube videos.

[lixechan]

i love Maria!! she's awesome!

thanks so much for the upload - it's hard to find stuff of hers :3

xxx

[Slycooper14]

she is sooo awesome~

[mandapop]

aww she's my favorite too! :)

[davidhilton]

maria bamford it the best!

[Squishy876]

Dude's creeeeeeepy.

[2ndAsstJizzMopper]

he isn't creepy, and i thank him for interviewing her.

[landonhughes]

I love Maria Bamford.

[Clario40000]

maria bamford is so great.