Introducing the New Yorker iPad App

[Rebecca190815]

Hahahaha I lóve him! That part in the shower was niceee

[ainismerry]

i love how he takes note of the number.

[Tacticalgamer2011]

Awesooooooommmeeee!!!!!

[nellie2581]

Great

[birdlydish124]

mmmmmmm hipster bullshit

[TheRadBffShow]

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I choose Starbucks, but there's iTunes Cards and xbox cards & others too. That's it. Enjoy:)

[DavidKruk]

he's just so awesome

[throwingstick]

where do i get those sunglasses



[lucabaschino]

@throwingstick they are persol 714s aka the steve mcqueens

[annebarber]

Delicious

[SweetenThekitty96]

This was hiiiilarious!

[dodobirdsify]

What is the name of the song he is singing ?

[YoFaaa]

@dodobirdsify -_________-

[dodobirdsify]

@YoFaaa 8===============D

[GouledXD]

@dodobirdsify It's probably not a real song, but if you are interested the song he sings is very similar in style to the artist John Lennon's.

[dodobirdsify]

@GouledXD I know.Thank you .I like The Beatles x)

[DEADERTHANROCKS]

I need to get a download of that song ASAP

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[ozsultanx]

Taste the pain.

[shoel]

He would be a very sexy dude if he shaved that horrible moustache!

[kiplasret]

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[VoulantisExperiments]

Holy shit, waterproof iPad Schwartzman edition? I'd buy it as soon as possible.

[erkaprka]

I still watch this to cheer up, and forever will.

[Eleetnessful]

THERE WAS THIS HOT CHICK ON THE LATE LATE SHOW BUT WHEN I LOOKED UP HER NAME 'Jason Schwartzman' CAME UP

(????)

[anaemia]

He has such a punchable face.

[ouijaboo]

U R adorable!

[JulieOrione]

jajaja, como mueve los ojos!

[gurlsingerfan]

Dude, you are messed up.  Great bit though, love the New Yorker...

[lastofmykind8]

1:05 obviously not him but very funny :) he's awesome.

[vanillaskyy00]

also, all these features work in both orientations ... hahahaha

[iambrittzilla]

I love this man. A lot.

[Kaineiribas]

Is this waterproof?

[Incommef]

@Kaineiribas sure



[BiiT3SiiZ3]

were his nails done in 1:05? lol

[NevandOtis]

Noir Nation, coming to an iPad near you. See Noir Nation on Kickstarter . com

[Saml3838]

This was uploaded on my birthday

Go bored to Death!!

[dannyboy54w]

Yes how many iPads were ruined during the making of this video? Many, I hope

[Incommef]

@dannyboy54w too much, i think.

[Nutryful]

Fun >_<

[misslozbmx]

i know he is married but i really want to touch him, his chest and kiss him. i won't even mind his mustache it looks good :D i would also love to touch his hair and stroke it hahahaah how sad do i sound right now and what i love the most is his sense of humour , i love how funny he is :D

[misslozbmx]

i know he is married but i really want to touch him, his chest and kiss him. i won't even mind his mustache it looks good :D i would also love to touch his hair and stroke it hahahaah how sad do i sound right now

[misslozbmx]

i know he is married but i really want to touch him, his chest and kiss him. i won't even mind his mustache it looks good :D

[LilRoy99]

Wow,I'm surprised the iPad didn't malfunction when he was in the shower

[thepapercliphero]

whoa freaky eyes at 1:04

[Veiko96]

is it really an AD

[TheOnlyEpsilonAlpha]

Did he "Swipe up" with his tongle? :D

[helloolleh555]

This dude needs to play Keith Moon in a movie..

[olivepizzayum]

TAVI!!!

[RaggaLion]

hOW LONG IS KRISTOFFERSON S'POSED TO STAY WITH US.?

[buksmith]

How great would he be as Keith Moon in the long-promised, never-seems-to-happen biopic of the Dear Boy???? Jason, can you do a British accent? Or at least fake one like the one Keith himself faked? The world needs this movie!

[ZelEvanir]

Not only is the app awesome, so is this ad.

Digital newspapers done right. Thank you! ^^

[RaggaLion]

homg i love him

[asutn]

Fantastic video but the app on the flip side is horrible.

[Lizzie31ify]

He cracks me up! Not to mention he is as cute as can be.

[Peers137]

I wish I was wearing the other wedding ring... :(

[Peers137]

I wish I was wearing the other wedding ring... :(

[turquelle]

i love how his cute dog is in everything

[Scafl]

woah i go to sleep with my ipad under my pillow too i thought i was fuckign crazy of somethin

[spazzing]

1:04 Nice nails!

[x1expert1x]

yamaha piano!?? O.0

[sprtrmp88keys]

I HOPE THIS BEEN HELPFUL

[DaTman4496]

the only reason i recognise this huy is because of scott pilgrim vs the world

[inluminary]

...that was really funny.

[volcomvenom]

Jason Schwartzman rules!!!!!!!!!!!

[holycrapnessbatman]

This is one of the greatest videos ever.

[MrMaxendiesel]

dude taks some weed oke

[esyooee]

Gah. Him swiping the iPad with his nose is the adorablest thing I ever saw.

[hojoslugger301]

anybody notice that his fingernails are painted after the shower scene?

[BlindLightbulb]

OMG GIDEON GRAVES!!!!!!!!!!!

[KitaiMiNa]

1:34 Who else think the ipad is too big?

@marko94serbia He reminds me Earl Hickey

[Tariqslo]

@KitaiMiNa

Then get an iPod ;)

[jman781]

Coming soon iPad 2, now waterproof!!

[SHAUNLEBASS]

He makes me want an iPad more than I already do.

[marko94serbia]

He Reminds Me Of Freddie Mercury

[billy331223]

@ simaonutube that's disgusting and your a fagget

[rudiwolleri]

Amazing.

[simaonutube]

i wish i were this ipad ♥

[mne231]

check his facial expression when he's lying on the sofa, at 1:35 1:36 when he moves his right hand to his face and his little finger sticks out

[MrDangerking]

Luigi much :P

[narutard720]

I think jason schwartzman is the new chuck norris

[0HF4WK]

Nice finger nails. 1:06

[NathenBlower]

how many ipads did he destroy?

[RoykMusic]

haha this is so f*cked up i'm actually gonna watch over and over again :))

[AngusSgXD]

is it safe to shower while reading the newyorker on the ipad?

[KitchenNowBitch]

Beautiful.

[conneryjohnson]

what are you silver/chrome glasses he's wearing in the kitchen? I know he's wearing the Persol 649s when he jumps into the pool..

[eyukhnem]

@conneryjohnson thanks dude! I´m a little less bored to death now!

[xattheshowx]

i watch this every day. and when i'm sad.

[elmachoquebracho]

@xattheshowx yup, same

[elmachoquebracho]

@xattheshowx yup, same

[meirles]

SHAVE THAT MUSTACHE YOU ADORABLE MAN AAAAGH

[LeeJ0n]

How many iPads must he have broken while shooting? :P

[swgrantimus]

i want his piano.

[pkpapani]

Masterpiece.

[LaVeNdeR166]

its tavi!

[eyukhnem]

by the way, LMAO! ok I´m leave this shit.

[eyukhnem]

I like this "Filmmercials" , schwartzman is the shit as usual ,so.. I really want to know, what are those glasses in the final scene by the pool, any?

[CFDO1]

@eyukhnem the glasses are Persol 649s

[eyukhnem]

@CFDO1 thanks dude, I´m a little less bored to death now!

[craftsmank]

Nice bit of work -

[herculestheme]

new song>??NEED THAT TUNE!!!

[NanaBulle]

I love his nails (1:04)

[paigewithani]

the cartoon song is the best.

[SethHesio]

He is exactly lodged between man and boy. Perfect.

[xXbenikoXx]

dude. Jason Schwartzman should be in the oldspice commercials.

[wickedceltics]

xoxo

[stevejohnsen]

i need that ringtone.

[severinjane]

ask for free Ip@d here ipad 2 go dot info

[supasteve013]

where can i get a ring tone like that .. so bad ass

[eloiseholowitz]

The worst thing about this video is his wedding ring. hooah.

[GreenPimpHat]

1:34.

This makes me want to get an iPad.

[tetheredthinker]

i wish he would swipe me vertically...

[crazyMjo]

Love his phone ring...wonder where can I find the same!

[avalanchealonso]

If only he were a porn star. That mustache says he's got everything it takes!

[PhantomOther]

Jason, where do you get your nails did? 1:03 I love it

[GirlJustCombusted]

Jason schwartzman, you are glorious.

In bed.

[BigUpToNJ]

freddie mercury's cousin

[DiabloTheGames]

@BigUpToNJ aaaaahahahahhhahahahahaaaaaaaa­aaaaaahaha

[GreenPimpHat]

ILOVEYOU.

What?

[tredecker]

he looks like freddy mercury and borat together :D

[chevetteter]

ahhahah every shot made me laugh

[erkaprka]

I watch this when I'm sad.

[joanacrisologo]

@erkaprka HAHAHAH YOU ARE THE BEST

[dwightbe]

is the ipad really waterproof!??! i jumpeed in my pool and now it doesnt work! im GANNA SUEEEE!!!

[greenfairy68]

Is the iPad water resistant?

[StJoeDebrecen]

A New Yorker újság iPad reklámja, őrületes :-)

[ZyxthePest]

"...and bingo was his name-o"

*Pours whisky*

[formenso682]

wont Edition get angry at Jason for marketing the New Yorker?

[hellopresh]

i love Jason Schwartzman!

this is great!

but wait..can he really do that with his eyes?

[luvndanestrin]

Aww notice that he instantly says "323" for the hospital number. Meaning, to all you other LA folk, we now know what area of LA he lives in ;) No 818 there!

[markenfaktor]

Congratulations! This is the new "Commercial of the Week" on markenfaktor (Facebook).

[iniziative1]

volevo avere questi baffi nel mio wall...

[beavojohnson]

I don't care for the IPad, but what an hilarious commercial.

[kcfilms99]

I was waiting for something at the end there....

[kitchenflails]

He is just the CUTEST.

[jjoseramos156]

creepy rapist mustache FTW!

[appnosis]

anybody heard of medl mobile?

[JWPhoto]

And here I thought that publishing Alison Rose was as trashy as the New Yorker was ever going to get.

[jakepo22]

u look like borat

[powxpurplexx]

iPillow

[stommpy]

awesome :)

[mchertron]

his fingernails at 1:06 ..haha

[Austimatic]

Funny, i wanted to know what glasses he was wearing with the silver frames. They look like Persol.

[darylsudden]

Jason Schwartzman ftw. XD haha

[yellowpowerranger94]

i like his voice.

[anryth]

who reads the new yorker? oh ya, people who think they are smarter than they actually are... aka liberals...

[milou66]

@anryth and people who think being smart and well read is somehow unamerican— like the birthers, tea partiers, and sarah p.—what do they read? oh right . . .

[anryth]

@milou66 your making the mistake of assuming liberals are smart. you see, there is a difference between education and intelligence. a few liberals may be very well 'educated' but they are dumb as shit because they have been well educated in nonsense. these people usually live in academia where reality does not exists, only the flawed idealism of text book scenarios and over romanticized fictional conclusions. out in the real world, people dont have time to piddle with fantasy nonsense.

[milou66]

@anryth you're hilarious. (by the way, that's the way to spell "you're"—apostrophes are easy!). but thank you for agreeing with me by demonstrating that you believe that knowledge is an actual liability. go sarah palin! real americans don't read! they just receive good ol' folksy smarts from jesus! what a strange conclusion you draw —the solution to bad information is to avoid education. the only way to shed dumb ideas is to read everything you can get your hands on.

[anryth]

@milou66 i think you missed the point, ill try to explain it in a way that will bypass your arrogance shields. knowing a lot of stuff is useless when everything you know is wrong (aka liberals). knowing a lot of stuff is good when everything you know is right (aka libertarians). education is worthless when the education you receive is incorrect. good education (which does not occur very often in the classroom) is worth obtaining.

[shujaatfaheemkhan]

....

[sikoo31]

i liked the commercial more than the app. it was a cool commercial.

[BradfordandLasso]

don't waste your time. The New Yorker and Conde Nast Publishing suck a big horse dick. the art direction is pathetic. all the covers suck and are a joke (but not in a good way). just pass this piece of shit app up like it was yesterday's vomit you flushed down the bowl. oh, did I mention the art direction is pathetic?

the only good thing about this is Jason Schwartzman. he rocks. and why he lowered himself to hawk this piece of shit app is obvious; MONEY.

[retownsend]

Can this man look more liberal?