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  • Everything this kid says makes me want to punch him in the jaw.

  • To be honest, I'm this kid's age, heck maybe younger. But Contra? Fucking awesome. Then again, I was playing it since I was 3 or 4...

  • ritalin, lol

  • You see, this is what I'm talking about. My friends only play newer games and since I'm a retro gamer, they mock me about it constantly. When I asked why they don't like the older games, they said "Graphics suck and no difficulty." At which point, I invited everyone over to my house to play Battletoads see how hard they thought it was. I told them that whoever could beat it would get $20, and if no one beat it, I'd get $5 dollars from each of them. Now, I've got $30 and they don't mock me.

  • this kid needs a quote like.... I LIKE TOITLES

  • It's just a dumb kid who plays only the latest games

  • Funny how all the little kids today think their game is hot shit when it's mostly junk to me...to each their own I guess...

  • its so sad that kids these days cant apreciae the jewels of gaming

  • lol if this kid thinks that this contra is hard then he better not play the snes one as i bet he won't even make it to the first boss :P

  • Someone shoot that kid for denying the glory that is Contra.

  • Hiding in the water... What a noob!

  • durrr t3h graph1cs r n0t az good az haylow tree

  • That kid is such a doucher. What a little prick

  • That little kid is such a doucher. What a tool

  • Contra is Amazing too good for it's time. 2nd level was my favorite and the music rocks. long live contra, but also i am playing call of duty modern warfare 2. playing online against other people instead of the computer is pure genius and u can talk and work with your team. long live any video games, what a great anti drug.

  • I love how much nerdrage Dylan is generating. He's setting a bad example, guys? He's ruining the industry? You're the ones cursing out an 11 year-old for having preferences different from yours.

  • -bitch and moan because they can't keep up. What, I'M a douchebag because I came in first and not you? Gimmie a fucking beak. Kids these days won't play a game unless it has pretty graphics, loads of violence, and online multiplayer. And Achievements.

    But no matter what, I at least will always have time to dig out my N64 or Genesis.

  • *continued*

    -"awesome graphics". It's ruining the industry, forcing us to focus on pretty graphics, not stellar gameplay. Sure, these older games don't look great by YOUR standards, but if you can't look past stupid shit like pure graphics or sound, you are not a true gamer.

    Oh, and if he's 11, he shouldn't be playing Halo or whatever. I meet kids like them online a lot, and they're either arrogant assholes because they dropped out of school to play Halo for 16 hours a day, or they bitch and

  • That kid's attitude pisses me off. Little shits like him are one reason why gaming tends to be looked down on these days.

    Now, I play games like Halo: Reach, Mass Effect, and, yes, Call of Duty, but I appreciate those Classic titles, because that's gaming's roots! I grew up playing those games. My parents hated gaming, but every chance I got, I was on a buddy's SNES. My first video game? Super Mario Bros./ Duck Hunt.

    I hate how kids these days won't play anything unless it has "awesome graphi

  • In my experience the toughest game in the NES library would be Ninja Gaiden.

  • I remember playing this with my father, great times!

  • Back when we were young gamers we learned from video games that for some things in life you need endurance and dedication. Nothing comes easy. I guess it's kinda sad that the new generation won't learn that, or at least not from video games.

  • @Kistarcsa lol.. that endurance and dedication is exactly why I am morbidly obese today!

  • He's not even old enough to play Halo and CoD

  • r u kidding me? i got this game for my 7th birthday back in '89!!! even back then & today, i still run through this game without the konami code. this shows how spoiled kids are when they have save points, internet, hacks, auto aim... list goes on, this was the bench mark for platform shooters, now Super C... thats a 10/10 for difficulty

  • Honestly listening to the kids commentary was pretty annoying 90% of the things he said were useless.

  • I cried a bit at the kid's reaction. But at least he played the game, and he didn't seem so bad at it. So I only cried a bit.

  • hey whats with all the haters in the comments. The kid didnt say he refused to play it, and even said it could be beatable with time invested. Thats how all oldschool games were, before casual gaming and quicksaves made beating the game just for storyline possible. I feel really old considering I beat this game the year came out..It was easy back when platforms were norm. Try contra 3 and see if you can get past the 4th level, even with months of practice you'll still feel like you suck.

  • OMFG He trolls the kid at 1:45 lollolol OMG I died laughing. I feel the same way. Fuck new kiddie gamers.

  • Leave the kid alone. He's only eleven. He was born in 98, so his first game had to have been something in 3D. He was used to the modern games; this is the first retro game he's ever played.

  • Well fuck, give the kid a break. The kid won't a) try to be a game hipster to be cool, nor b) appreciate it because of nostalgia, so of course he'll like the prettier-looking version more. That's not to say that most of my favourite games aren't old games - but they're usually old games with some depth. Contra is a pointless shooting game, Halo/Call of Duty is an advanced shooting game. What did you want the kid to do,go "OMG THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN CoD, I CAN GO LEFT-RIGHT AND SHOOT SHIT!"?

  • This kid sounds like a brat

  • Where's the difficulty nowadays!? While yes, there are the real Hardcore Games of my youth, you can only play them so many times. There needs to be more games like "Demon's Souls" out nowadays! That game is one of the few modern games that gave me the same "practice till your thumbs are raw" experience that Contra or Battletoads would.

  • Interesting proyect, and it's rather curious that your tester is a FPS fan.

    I'll watch the following episodes, I really hope you had picked some other players.

    Ah, and stop hating, haters. It's just a child and its likes. My nephews grew up seeing me playing old videogames, but still they madly love RE4, for instance.

    Just a matter of tastes :P

  • I like the idea under which this video was made. I'm sorry to say though, that it's overall quite boring, you did not talk about anything interesting, really. That's probably the reason this video has gotten so many thumbs down.

  • "What do you think of the graphics" "They suck" hrm...80's...8 bit, limited pallete,

    hates the music...this kid is retarded...the music totally screws over Halo 3 and WaW, heck, the graphics on contra are great for NES...

  • These comparisons are completely pointless if the subject has been exposed to more advanced games before being exposed to the older games. In 1992 I had no X-Box 3D super shadow rendering to compare with Contra.

    Interesting idea, but, meh.

  • I've only watched 1.00 of this and I'm thinking that this can only be a parody or the kid is really an idiot

  • Anyone else notice the eleven year old name a bunch of M rated games? I hate when parents think that the only people who play games are young, so the ratings aren't needed. Just wait until a his mom goes ape from the God of War 3 sex scene and the game gets banned at the big stores!

  • Contra is classic!

  • This kid makes me sick :[

  • @Verbatim646 I agree...

  • neah.,. its not my type. i like halo and waw...

    like.. shrimp... i hope your kids will say something like : Neah.. halo 7 is shit, so is cod XX.. i prefer my ps9 games...

  • SHUT UP KID!

  • I apprecaite what you are doing with this video but i mean its a different generation.Most people born now wouldnt be bothered with these classics and thats understandable when modern games are such a huge industry and graphics and franchise popularity alone is what hooks most gamers,if they develop a true love of games and continue playing as they grow older no doubt most of em will check out older classics and find ones they enjoy.

  • You people need to realize, that in this day and time, games are a ton easier than they were in the late 80's and 90's. It took time and effort to beat these games because there was usually no save option, and now there is, so you can breeze through a single game bit by bit in a couple days. Plus, he's eleven, how many eleven-year-olds do you know that actually appreciate things like this. Just something to think about...

  • I'm 12 (nearly 13), and I appreciate these games...

  • Of course there are exceptions, like you and me(I'm 14)

  • Thank God too. I would rather play Zelda 1 than Twilight Princess any day...

  • Ditto

  • this game is a lot of fun and simple blast through action gameplay. it's just a generation difference. one of my students at school saw this game and he said "it has cellphone graphics, it's so ugly" and he refused to play it. hah. i always remember that comment.

  • play the snow field!!!!! most awesome level!!

  • Saw this on SomethingAwful... Contra is one of those really good classics. That kid is the reason I stay off of modern gaming boards cause of the "Halo" thing... Maybe he would enjoy something like DOOM...

  • So this kid's rationale is that since the game doesn't look as good as Halo 3 it must be = to shit. I see you're quite the gamer.

  • I feel sorry for this kid. Ok not really. Hey kid, if you're reading this, stand up to this guy next time, smack em around a little, he deserves it

  • This kid deserves a little smacking around

  • you're a man child

  • Sad but true. Could have obtained the same results from a bunch of 15 year olds I know...

  • FUCK YOU KID UR A DICK

  • Someone hang the kid! This is still one of the best co-op shooters on the planet. I still play this occasionally.

  • what a shitty dad

  • Bo-ring.

  • Holy SHIT. Can you FUCKING BELIEVE this 9 YEAR OLD CHILD who was BORN AROUND THE SAME TIME THE PS2 CAME OUT doesn't like a game that came out WHEN HIS FATHER WAS HIS AGE?!!!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I AM GETTING SO GOTTDAMN SMUG RIGHT NOW!!

  • This game really is shit. Just because it was the best we had at the time, doesn't make it good. 19th century doctors used to amputate people's limbs because it's the best they can do, that doesn't mean that 19th century medicine didn't suck. I'm 28 and games that were out when I was a kid all suck now. Every single one.

  • @DrChalkwithering Nah I think you just were never good at them and grew bitter. Today's consumer-grooming industry practices must be a blessing for you, but it's bad for the challenge of real hard games, good games...not tech demos...

    PS In the 19th century, there were lots of conditions we have today that didn't even exist...like morbid obesity for ex., ADD etc. Modern = shittier and shittier, with some rare exception...

  • 9 year olds can't appreciate quality, it's just not possible

    When I was 9 (9 years ago, whoa) I preferred popular games and movies over the "good" ones

    Think back on all the shitty cartoons you watched back in the day, you loved that shit, He-Man fucking sucks but we all loved it

  • I hate kids because they don't like games designed so that they eat all of your quarters in an arcade. They're so dumb with their fun games.

  • One of the best things about Contra is the challenge. When you die, you'll have to do everything again. You must learn everything you've done and that makes you a better gamer in the end.

    Halo how ever is just to easy. Yes, legendry is hard but infinite lives and check points takes most of the challenge away. You can just focus on getting to the next check point and you don't have to remember any thing of what you've done before.

  • What a little punk.

  • he opinion is kind of interesting though. honestly, he has a good point about contra. personally i knew very few people when i was his age that could beat contra without using the konami code to unlock more lives. not that i don't love contra, but if you look at it from a modern perspective it does seem a little overly hard for no apparent reason. same thing with contra hard corps. the japanese version has a health bar which was removed from the usa version for some unknown reason.

  • GOD I HATE KIDS

  • Half-life 2 beats every game mentioned in this video. Like it a lot better than Halo or COD4

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  • Funny how he compares EVERYTHING to "Halo 3...Call of Duty: World at War...".

    This makes me think. What made us gamers back in the day? All of us who grew up with games since the 80's? Could it be the hard challenge and fascination for overcoming obstacles in the hard games of old? Nowadays, overcoming obstacles is easy. A hard game today takes so much less effort to learn...I wonder...

    Maybe today's young gamers won't be as involved in future games as long as they're this easy?

  • I love Zelda 1, Mario Bros 3, and Contra better than fucking World at War....

    I'm a 12 year old boy. I enjoy Mario Bros 3 more than Mario 64, God of War, or Call of Duty. I haven't even fucking played Halo, and I don't want to.

    This kid really sets a bad example for young gamers =I What a fag.

  • You're an idiot...not a 12 year old boy.

  • Thanks for the very nie comment!!! I hope you realize Dylan is the same =D

  • @andrewATxbo And you can apparently see people through their computer screens and know for a fact he isn't 12.

    Im a boy. Want to read what I said and deduce something that im not using your amazing logical abilities Mr. Sherlock?

  • @MajorasWrath97 way to be brother! glad to see someone young with good taste!

  • @MajorasWrath97 boy, watch your language.

  • Whatever

  • @HarpoTheVillain

    Could you hold your nose any higher? Single player games are much easier these days for sure, but multiplayer games of today have the potential of being at least as hard as classic games if not harder (when you are equally matched in multiplayer). Also, classic platformers become predictable the more you play them. Eventually you learn each levels suprises, traps, scripts, etc. and each boss you fight you overcome by learning their weaknesses.

  • @matt99haverkamp Well, I AM talking about single player here. Multiplayer games don't count - the sharp thinking of the human mind will always be able to match you in a game with enough practice! As long as games are balanced and have a steady learning curve, multiplayer will very naturally be as hard. But that's not what I was talking about.

    And, true, practice makes perfect. You learn stages as you play, logically. But there's also principles of reflexes and quick thinking which you aquire.

  • @HarpoTheVillain The difference is that today's gamers grow up with a much higher standard in terms of gameplay than we did. Games like Contra aren't a stroke of genius, they are mind numbingly simple and just artificially hard. We liked them because there wasn't anything better around.

    I'm sure people were amazed back than how comfortable it was to travel in a carriage. Try asking them after letting them drive in a Benz once.

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  • @apomk2 Higher standard...I wouldn't call the gameplay of today any 'better'. It's more complex, for sure! But the real difference is that the newer gameplay is more...exploitable. It's deeper, and therefore more exploitable, and often-times easier because of that.

    Contra is still an amazing game, because it's simple; the only way to beat it is to think fast and look alive. In newer games, you can most often get around things like that. Which is a shame.

  • that kid weird...no dhu that graphics are bad compared to halo or CoD...the graphics are bomb for how long ago it was made

  • i was -2 when this game came out but i still love it :P

    "its tooooo hard"

    someone should give em Ninja Gaiden :P

  • Someone euthanise that little fuck. Or at least cut his whining little bastard hands off so he can't destroy the credibility of another game ever again.

  • WHAT?! HE DOESN'T LIKE IT? dude I'm 16 and I love Contra...that hurts

  • Game still holds up. Really fun

  • I've only gotten just past the boss and I loved every second of it. You need to educate this child in the ways of Retro-Nerddom.

  • man 1st time sum1 doesnt like contra one of the best game of all time!

  • Someone give this kid Battletoads.

    LOL

  • i think he'll cry if hes given dat intense game loool

  • man im 15 and i play halo call of duty but those old games still have me

  • come is one of the best game this kid of today

  • screw halo. that is why only thirteen year olds play it. the game is so lackluster compared to games of old. also the metroid prime trilogy shits on all halo games that will ever be released.

  • kid these days .

    lol

  • Nice project, except it won't have much effects until later on the life of the kid...

    Maybe none effect at all if he's a dickhead.

  • This is the problem with letting kids play great games... its so lame that they play halo and get brainwashed with its primary colors and retard gameplay.

  • i like that, bro. that is exactly the point that i was trying to make with my little brother. i doubt that when it comes to games, there is anything better than som simplistic gaming nostalgia

  • I guess the kid is bashing on this game because it's a game he didn't grow up with. I grew up with the super nintendo throughout and when I found my dads NES in the garage I cherish it even though the graphics are bad. The kid doesn't know any better since he's still young and all but hopefully when he grows up, he'll realize all that and judge a game for what it is and not by graphics which isn't everything in a game.

  • He's going to shit on battletoads i bet

  • lmfao what is your type?

    Mocks him Halo 3 World at war in a fanboy voice lMAo

  • this game is bad ass i love this game.

    its still a 10 out of 10

    use the 30 man cheat

  • There's just going to be a bunch of fanboys of old school games saying that this is SOOO much better than halo 3 and WaW.

  • I aint even a fanboy, but this is wayyyyyy better than Halo 3 and CoD lol.

    This shit don't fuck around

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  • all kids should be given NES's and sega's when there kids

    abd then more recent systems as they get older

    goin thru each gen of systems

  • well spoken man well spoken.. I have a million things to say about this but i cant lol.. Its strange to hear someone say they dont like Contra.. CONTRA.. lol... welcome to the future though :)

  • Thats what i tellmy GF that i will do to my kids if we ever have any lol Goign to have to beat atleast 20 nes games. Contra is one of them.

  • At least not trash-talk the kid. It's not his fault he doesn't know any better. When I was born, Sonic and Mario were popular on the SNES and Genesis, yet my first gaming system was a PlayStation 1 with Crash Bandicoot 2-which still works and I still love to this day. But, I also appreciate how far video games have come since "back in the day" and I got Super Mario Bros. 1 as part of the GBA NES classics series when I was probably about 15. It just depends on how passionate you are about games.

  • and then even before that, the main games I grew up on were Sonic the Hedgehog-Sonic & Knuckles and Donkey Kong Country 1-2. I only just beat Halo 1-2 recently, and I enjoy them. Well, Halo 1's repeating areas is a turn-off, but the game to me is still fun, just like contra is fun. Contra's freaking difficult, but in my eyes that's what makes it fun-I tend to laugh at some kind of mistake I make when playing the game. And I cluster-F-bomb when I get hit with a cheap shot and lose my spread gun.

  • Also, why is he talking about Halo 3 and Call of Duty? He's 11, he's not even old enough to play teen rated games. haha

  • Halo 3 is lame. Contra is just a classic. But that's just the difference in generations I suppose, sad as it is. No 30 extra lives cheat? He could beat it then haha.

  • I rather play this game than any new shooter....

  • spoiled lil' bastard. No reflexes in your generation or skill. Lets see you spend 2 hours playing Defender on only 1 quarter, or reach 6 million on Atari Millipede. Sigh youngsters these days.

  • I'd rather play this than Halo 3.

  • ^^^

    what he said. this kid fails. contra's soundtrack was badass!

  • I don't condone violence against kids. That was before this video.

  • I am too disappoint for words.

  • Contra 1 for NES is the best!

  • also halo 3 and world at war are fucking horrible games.

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  • ya because back in the day dying and restarting the same level was so much fun. games have evolved get over it. i appreciate the classics but they cant stay the same forever. get your head out of your ass

  • I don't have my head up my ass. I play new games, too, but I am able to appreciate the older stuff because games were more original back then. I simply think that kids should know/appreciate their roots. Honestly, almost every new game has to be just like Halo, God of War, or Gears of War in order to perform well. Also, I said nothing about wanting games to stay the same. Perhaps it is you who wants the game industry to keep producing its cliché titles.

  • games werent that original back then pretty much everyone was side scrolling platformer or shooter. very original! not every game has to be like halo or any of the others. plenty are different so as i said get your head out of your ass

  • Dude, how original of you to constantly tell me that my head is up my ass. I can't have a freaking opinion without you telling me that my head is up my ass. I have nothing more to add to this conversation except that you're a dumbass who thinks anyone who disagrees with you has one's head up one's ass.

  • Stop saying get your head out of your ass and get your ass out of your head, yeah i turned it around for you.

  • I raged

  • This kids a fucking dildo, contra is the rawest shit ever.

  • Thanks kid. This proves it. Halo is a game for kids. REAL MEN PLAY CONTRA!!!!! Jajajajaja. But seriously, you suck kid

  • This makes me rage...

  • I hate amazing graphics.

  • LOL 1:44

  • Ugh I fucking hate kids like this.

  • "LOL ITS NOT HALO 3 OR CoD WAW!!!" fuck this kid for being ignorant and proving that this is thie shittiest gaming generation ever.

  • lol I played and beat this when I was like 4-5 with my dad and I always pwned. Halo is caca. Try playing Cabal or was it Kabal anyway ya I love that nes game but I hate my little brother for stealing all the power ups.

  • Brat kid!

  • all i can say is im 14 and this game kicked ass even before it was mandatory for it to

  • kid's say the darnist things,boring music? really now they don't appreciate anything.god dealing with these whipper snappers makes me fell like going hit some kids off my lawn with a newspaper.

  • The game can get a bit frustrating with how hard it is when playing by yourself. But it's still incredibly fun, especially when you've got a buddy playing with you!

  • hey im 13 and i didnt grow up on any NES but my favorite games in the world are from the NES like contra megaman 2 super mario bros 3 Super metroid for the super nintendo and so forth i cant stand all those new shooter games they suck D:<

  • at :43 he asks a yes and no question, then he asks the kid to elaborate on that answer? how do you elaborate on a yes or no question?

  • mann i feel so old now LOL . but at the same time i feel proud to be in the first generations to play platform shooter games the pioneer of all shooter games.

  • Hey, guys, let's make fun of an 11 year old some more. It's making my e-penis bigger.

  • He plays hockey, get this kid a copy of Blades of Steel.

  • It sounded like Dylan was risking a beating at points! I think they should get an objective guy to do the interview!

  • What a fucktard.

  • I fucking hate that kid..

  • You can't compare an 80's and a modern game. This review is basically a brainwashed PS2 nerd worshipping Halo.

    For me, Contra easily beats Halo. The fun factor and difficulty can never be matched.

  • same hear,i dont care for graphics as a matter of fact i'd much rather be at home playing my atari then at a friends playing dumbass halo and cod, but i cant agree with you more bro!

  • Thanks. Pitfall can easily beat all the games released this year for the PS3!

  • hell yeah! nes and atari 2600 for life!

  • when this kid says hello he sounds like a retard

  • I know an 11 year old and 8 year old that love old school games, so it just depends on how open minded the kid is

  • I find that kid snobby, but i like the series. it's a cool idea.

  • newer generations are doomed, everyting is like this to they, not just videogames, they just like waht are hip ate the time, dont have personal taste at all,if everyone like, i like too, sad XP

  • It's sad, kids are growing up playing games like NFSU2, and thinking that cars really drive like that...And they'll never see how fun was NFS in the old times. Graphics seem to be the main factor in today's games.. where's the fun? :S

  • What is with this kid? He's like, oh the graphics suck and it's hard. It's a freaking NES game from to 90's! The game also only takes two buttons and a D-pad, how is it harder that and X-box controller? This kid thinks 3-D games have been around longer. n00b!

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  • I was born in 1995, I love NES games.

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  • The guy in this video is a douchebag. "Do you appreciate the graphics?" What kind of question is that? Yes this is a classic and a fantastic game, but you don't need to "appreciate" the graphics. Obviously the kid is dim for comparing them to a current gen game, but the guy is dumber for asking that question. Not all kids are like this and this is a terrible video.

  • WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH...WOAH...woah, he shouldent be playing nether halo 3 or call of duty world at war, they are rated M for Mature players...nub headed parents

  • ur right....why don't they just give him porn for crying out loud...well, maybe it's not the same comparison but oh well

  • WOW! The kid barely made it to the boss of stage one and only managed to kill the soldier on top....Battle Toads is going to own him! hahaha!