Phil Martin - World's Strongest Man Sumo Event

[peanutjds]

What the hell was that?

[HELLZORBLADE]

ODIN, SEND THOSE TWO TO ME!!! I BEG U!!

[BelliesAndDaddiesTV]

BEAUTIFUL

[thisisntbobby]

how did the mets lose!?!?

[Gatorade117]

lol worlds fattest...fail

[VayuPurana]

his body is similiar to my boyfriend's

[diver999au]

WOOF!!!

[yonkersfugitive]

what the fuck is up with these comments??

[HeavyFuckingMusic]

@yonkersfugitive HAHA

[dENNISPIGGY]

i love to watch you, my god!

[woofdds]

Wooow gorgeous

[bluegama500]

Fuck he's fat. A lot of muscle under that though, it's just camouflaged, just hiding their waiting for someone to mess with him lol.

[RobLeo26]

6 seconds? Damm... this is the best 6 seconds on you tube.... hehe

[RobLeo26]

WOW!!! I became a fan instantly.... hehe :)

[BullsBearsCoca]

Great build!!

[cubbear88]

YUMMY

[thegreekwrestler]

just awesome

[mceruto]

damn, look at those fucking titties man, i would suck em for HOURS

[airricksreloaded]

This guy is total WOOF!

[FrameRunnerX]

He is so sexy ! Yummy !

[perrimontacivuolduro]

Che bel nimal dè foss.

[alekkkger]

woffff QUE FUERTES MI AMORRR

[bassbassboomboom]

sexy man, never payed attention to phil martin before till now

[bearmythology]

Okay, you win. :)

You do have some points, but let me explain.

I will eventually post the longer version, but I can't seem to find it. I have this 5-second epic for my own personal use: I play it on Media Player Classic and it loops forever. That exponentially multiplies the goodness of that 5-second epic into a blissful, one-of-a-kind experience.

I will eventually find it and post it. I will then ask the YouTubers...

"Are you NOT entertained???!!!"

Peace out, SirDewdalot.

[bearmythology]

Hey, YouTard...

(There. That's my half-a-second reply.)

[bearmythology]

I'm glad that you speak on everyone's behalf. And I'm also amazed that you have the audacity to literally define what constitutes a video. Answer this: what constitutes a a photo? It's a static photo and it never moves. Has it ever occurred to you that I posted that video to pretty much show a "moving photo" for a "specific group" I'm trying to "entertain"? This video, unfortunately, was just not meant for you. But if you still don't understand, listen up, YouTube Critic Extraordinaire.

[bearmythology]

If U actually took the time to actually view who posted this "5 second B.S." and noticed that I have actually posted 30 similar videos (that managed to extend the 5 second mark), you'd come to the shocking realization that I'm sharing this video specifically to gay men.

You're really no different from a jackass walking into a gay bar thinking that it's a Comedy Club & you keep yelling at the gay bartender 2 entertain U with jokes.

Get a life. Better yet, rent a clue, since you're so cheap.

[bearmythology]

Did you come from the School of Theatrical Overdramatics? Please go over-emote on something a little more important than a 5-second video clip.

And, just curious, since this is a "waste of bandwidth"... What exactly are you using? Dial-up? Get with the 21st Century and go upgrade to high-speed internet, you cheapskate.

[ThanassiV01]

Phil is a wonderful monster.

He's a beast. Awesome show!