HEY TIM!

[sademokid64]

i r is tim

[TheMightyScientist]

Did he say down syndrome is a trisomy 23 gene? FAIL. Its trisomy 21 gene, 23 is klinefelters syndrome -_-

[eleganz]

Hey man, thanks for the videos and helping to shine a balanced light onto how the Chinese really are. There seems to be too much hostility against them here in America (probably because they think China stole our jobs). Anyway, good vid.

[jaydoyle100]

Qualiteeeeeeeeee!!

[rondelego2]

i learned something

[MayoraXSougo13]

"Sorry" XDD

[yclyzjohn]

are you a medical student? LOL

[gpvowners2009]

Sad to see USA are full of these kinds of idiots, bullshit around and done nothing to save the country for its shitty economy since the financial crisis in 2008, without china buying billions of american bonds, the economy of USA will collape very soon. yankie never learn to appreciate, but put the blame on others, so yankie are full of these kinds of idiot like him, certainly hopeless other than keep printing money to create false economy boom for sucking many these idiots like him.

[goka2000]

@gpvowners2009 If that's true, then why are you watching ''this idiot''

[rubiksnick123]

YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ANTI FUNGAL CREAM!! XDXD

[scorpia3215]

Most educational video ever

[utoobking]

144 people cannot find the like button.

[Daltyboy1]

is it just me, or does Tim look like Jon Paula?

[eclipsedreamer]

OMG! this is like the third or forth time i have watched this...

[eclipsedreamer]

wow, it would really suck to have any of this...

[ReigningAshes]

downs syndrome is trisomic 21 gene.

[04chriz30]

hehehehehahahaahwakwahkkkhwaah­hahaaa lol x)

[water745]

oh u r  creazy 囧。。。。。

[stopbeforeerp]

wow technical jargon freestyle makes everything seem awesome. herpes is now officially awesome because of this.

[WOWman2121]

were do they come out of.

OUT THE PEE HOLE

[airrick16]

like the people but they have no regard for bio diversity. The coast guard here just caught chinese poachers with hundreds of the most endangered sea turtles in the world..off the coast here in Philippines. Chinese will eat anything cat, dog, tiger penis, rhino horns

[wennachoi]

@airrick16 heyy dude.. seems u keep posting the exact same comments ehhhh ??

[rcnrcn927]

Down Syndrome is a Trisomic (spelling) 21 gene, not 23

[kznamen1]

well for the last few comments about narcolepsy, It is a disorder where extreme drowsiness occurs and frequent sleep attacks happen. And for the guy at the end of the video...he actually has a mild case of narcolepsy in real life! Oh and "hey Tim" big boobs can also cause concussions as well as bruises to the face...but we prefer them to the alternative any day!!!

[kmcgimsey]

this is so awesome

[DragonClawProduction]

must.... resist.. watching a bazillion... times...

[DragonClawProduction]

hah awesome

[videoawesome1]

ummm DAN nobody has written a comment in this vid for a while mind u respond to me?!

[FireWing404]

what was that at the end with the guy sleeping??????????

[soapandwafflesrule]

@firewing404

its wat narcolepsy does...but in a more subtle way

[9l8i7n6k]

that is what narcolepsy is. you go to sleep at random times

[pandapuffnugget]

:D yay!

[terrychan88880]

wtf?!

[rkdrummer216]

haha... yay diseases!

He could have come up with something more interesting about Ebola, though...

[Kh1ryu]

HEY TIM!!

[orangeunicorn2009]

lol

dan:hey tim whats blue garics desise?

tim:i dont really know.

dan:what the hell youre supposed to know every thing

tim:sorry

[rkdrummer216]

Lou Gehrig's disease*

[herochandlee]

this is sooooooooooo funny!!!!! hahahah

[sigurdmoller]

awesome!

[hunting0007]

That is so freaky cool!!!!!

[TomSpeed97]

"You have to have an anti-fungal cream!"

Priceless

[CelebrateLife03]

anti fungle cream... genuis... TIM IZ FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[rjofthe4]

Tim is Awesome!

[thebravebadger]

this is so funny

[firefly215]

this is rich, rich, RICHhhh. i definitely enjoyed it. It's a good passtime. Also, trivaaaa....Tim is adorable, not bad looking either.

[awdrgy123]

i lold

[sosteph12]

that is so awesome.

[Nora34230]

Lou Gehrig's disease= a rare form of paralysis—amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

[QDBYZ]

.............

[elsker77]

like ur vedios and i do miss those chinese snacks..

[taranagi]

wow condensed medical lesson hahahaha...are you guys studying medicine?

[DDRandDSLover]

ROFL!! lol!!!!!!

LOL!

[britishnerd314159]

lol so funny. is that ur chinese viewer dan?

[Abbe235]

Yea i know how boring train travels are :D

[rainbowsarecoolio]

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk­jkjkjkjkjkjkjk u guys r sooooo weird......

[JAREDMICHALLE]

lol

[Doyoulikewaffles123]

my grandfather has luke eric's deasese, it stowly destroys mucles and other things, my grandfather can't move his arms because of it.

[bobebobebob]

luke eric's disease?

[Befanii]

seriously one of my fav videos from china!!!

[BrainCandyed]

wow every video that i watch of you makes me want to have your children..Bigbeef can work as a name =D jk but not really =D

[laowai121]

"what the hell you are supposed to know everything!"

"sorry.."

[CelebrateLife03]

if you go to 1:28 let it play till 1:30 and then keep on replaying it dan's laughing sounds funny. you should try it!!!

[williamtom0]

so agreed, why am i only replying to you?

[wertyre]

@CelebrateLife03 He sounds chinese!

[CelebrateLife03]

i love this videa. i cant stop watching it. i have watch it at least 20-30 times in the last hour.

[williamtom0]

well you cant have watched it 30 times in an hour

[selenacamille101]

something really random to do... they sang "hey tim"

hahaha...

[jchaytor]

i got diabetes...

[angelicawalker123]

What the hell? Your sposed to know everything!

[wowrox13]

they must have been incredibly bored...

[thelightupmario]

pregnacy is when you have babies! ooh! ahh! special!

[iCECREAMS72]

he knows all this weird shit...but he dosent know about ALS ?

O.o

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

YOU HAVE TO HAVE ANTI FUNGLE CREAM

[ChungFat4eva]

you're friend Tim seems quite knowledgeable.

[llamapro999]

you know, what you wrote means: you are friend Tim seems quite knowledgeable.

The correct word in this case would be your, which is possessive.

[ChungFat4eva]

calm down d-bag, it was a typo

[llamapro999]

I am perfectly calm. I was just correcting this typo. No need for name-calling.

[ChungFat4eva]

Well if it was a typo then there's no need to correct it.

[llamapro999]

Whatever, you and I obviously don't see eye to eye on this matter. I know if I made a mistake, I'd want someone to correct me so I wouldn't make the same mistake again. But what's done is done, there is no need to respond to this.

[kvhansel]

It does come off a little douchey when people do that in person though... I like proper grammar as much as the next girl, but when people are constantly correcting other peoples speech...It gets annoying!

...You have to have an anti-fungal cream... :D

[ivanson135790]

you dont have to be a genius to answear 80% of that cuestions!

[CelebrateLife03]

CANT STOP LAUGH!!!LMFAO!!!!

[CelebrateLife03]

HE IS A FUCKIN GENIUS!!!

[CelebrateLife03]

have to have an anti fungle cream...lmfao

[jjllkkoo]

You are a strange !!

what kind of videos do you make??

but your still unique..

[gracejune12]

heyy tim ! :D

[quintis151]

Dan Brown is my hero! Even when he is bored, he's brilliant.

[14aine17]

Hey Tim!

[Daltyboy1]

he said heart disease

[72ve17]

hey tim how do we stop you guys from singing

[Vvava3]

Haha I don't know where that came from but I like it!

[lostfan675]

hey my name is Tim! 0_o

[11Entertainment]

make more hey Tim videos

[trafficcone97]

MORE HEY TIM VIDEOS!!!

[evilxdemonicxkitty]

haha :28 fail xD awesome

[HideAndGoGeek]

Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), often referred to as "Lou Gehrig's Disease," is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the brain and the spinal cord.

[jakartabassplayer]

"what the hell your spose to know everything"

[patsfan4life26]

"sorry" lol i love this

[williamtom0]

if you dont know you name, your old, and ur on youtube, theres something wrong with u

[phil2345456]

i have a question, if dan really did come back from china, why didn't he say "hey guys, i just came back from china" i mean, that we should know about this, this is quite a big deal. If dan really did come back, i'm sorry if i created problems for you guys, i'm human, and humans are prone to make mistakes. If you're right all the time, your not human....or you're just really, really smart, as in smarter than Einstein.

[breezyfish]

"Aid's is a really big deal."

[IamRegor]

drunk. no doubt

[nayelyjchanese]

LOL

[GyrosagaProductions]

One word about this video:

hilarious.

Also, it's a funny type of fail that you achieve only when you're up late at night and have nothing to do.

Huh, right?

--Ranzha V E of Gyrosaga Productions

[Lovelygal152]

I have one thing to say.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[waytokrazy]

"what the hell your spose to know everything"

"sorry"

lol thats just great ahah

[Advantage4life]

no hes not

[alex49carson]

awesome

[vanillaprincess22]

haha! that was great!!!

[d3rfliw]

is tim a med student?

[LadyxLavender]

But I can still get it....

yeah...

[Yamayamauchiman]

"Hey Tim, what do you have when you can't do poopy?"

[octan488]

hahahahaha

[sharingan123mangekyo]

1:23

XD

that sounded like a advertisment slogan or somthing!!!

LOL

[EDB94]

Hey Tim! Is diabetes real or are they fakin it?

Its real!

LOL

[XGamxerX]

lollol random stuff TIM knows everything :P

[B1Grickie]

lo lu all crazy

[peacelovemusic224]

tim your freakin ausome!

[VerticalH01782]

LOL!!!

[Candimaa]

hahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaha­ha

[yoerivcz]

dude..Tim is smart

[PogoSam1337]

pregnancy is when u have a baby!!! XDXD

[Kurtisthaman]

This is actually so funny!

[Spiritbender64]

"Hey Tim! How does one get rid of ringworm?"

"You have to have an anti-fungal cream!"

LOL! XD

[ThePhoneGenius]

I really love how you say it

its like a rough sound to your voice!

what a pingya... thingie what ever.... i thot u were back from china

[phil2345456]

he's not coming back from china for a few days, those videos about DBU, was just late

[KevoMilla]

phil2345456,

Dan is back from China already, he's just posting these videos late because he didn't really have an internet connection in China.

[phil2345456]

no, no, no, if you have watched the other videos before this, you would know that, dan found a way to sort of "email" all these videos to a friend who has internet, and of course, if dan did come back from china, he would say, "I'm Back!" so if you still think he's back from his trip already, ok fine, let's see about that :)

[KevoMilla]

You may be right, but in his I AM BIG BEEF video, he says that he had one more week in Shian (spelling may be wrong), and another day or two somewhere else so that means he came back around June 2nd. I can see how he can't upload them in China and had to sent them to a friend using "email" but wouldn't the quality of the video downsize because of the file requirements of sending this HD YouTube video through "email"? If you were right in the end, very sorry for starting this.

[notadumblond9]

he is back from china =]

[cgshrimp]

LMAO

[9392Joker]

HEY TIM!!!

[shanono23]

funny

[T4k33]

N1 guys really nice xD

[ASA1997x2345]

My friend said that I'm supposed to know everything, too!! (At least about the band program.)

HEY TIM!!

[daveymaster]

HEY TIM!

[chocachoc]

HEY TIM!

[iceydragon07]

HAHA!! nice video great job guys!

[lilwog4lyf]

HEY TIM!

^_^

[achil19]

very nice funny video

[KumikoKhema]

"Hey Tim, am I in danger of getting smallpox?"

"Not anymore, because we have a vaccine."

"But I can still get it."

". . . Yeah."

XD LOL!

[thefluteplayer896]

wow. Tim is very smart regarding diseases

[Samheckma]

:34 that sucks LOL

[ohekno]

After seeing this, I'm pretty sure I'm prepared for life and it's disease-ful surprises now =D

Thank you, Dan and Tim

[moomoosoup1]

still funny the second time!

[BlueSkyfish]

HEY TIM!

[spac3blubb3r]

hey tim who does one prevent death of falling.....

[911MMM123MMM911]

Hey Tim.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[linnydhs93]

OMG i'm gonna memorize this for my med bio test LOL =]

[Cookiez7469]

haha this is a very goof video for kids that need to know about diseases hahahahahahaha, this is hilarious. :)

[t1nyt33n]

narcolepsy. lol. awesome.

[MetalGodX3]

Lawl

[jakszo83]

HAHAHA!!

[DemoniousQ]

study session?

[CouchMaster2000]

This was epic... I can't think of anything else to say about it.

[applesauce13579]

LMFAO

[dancepants009]

haha looks like fun

[DiabeticAnProud92]

diabetes hahah

[magruto13]

hahahaha nice vid.

[everybodyclapurhands]

this is funny as hell i dont know why. it doent seem funny but im pissing myself right now

[Runescape26287]

makelove2011notwar it stands for (laughing my fucking ass off)

[MakeLove2011NotWar]

thanks :)

[clemaire09]

lmfao

[alixinyourface]

ahahahaha

[Dylanjraub]

lol

[xxlilgreenninjaxx]

lmao hilarious

[MakeLove2011NotWar]

I'm sorry, maybe I'm behind or maybe since im from the uk i dont know this, but what does lamo stand for? :)

[Lineskier96]

LMAO=Laugh my ass of

LMFAO=Laugh my fucking ass off

[MakeLove2011NotWar]

thanks :)

[xxlilgreenninjaxx]

lmao means laughing my ass off. just like lol means laugh out loud. get it?

[Beanworth]

HAHAHAHAA XD Priceless. Lol.

[pud1994]

lol awsome