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  • 4:03 Greatest reaction EVER!

  • the cartoon of this is so funny :)

  • this is still funny XD also i sorta like and hate the "dont hit women" why? A) women aren't seen as threats and aren't taken seriously in abuse cases but

    B) when a girl abuses a man she can go scot free =) XD

  • You hit me. To which I replied 'AHHHHHHHHH' lmfao

  • she hit me first didnt work in the third grade not gonna work on the LAPD

  • I wonder. When he said "the woman who is going to be my wife" is he talking about the same one in love is evol? Cause if it is that's hilarious Cx

  • I don't think it's a good idea to hit someone back if you're in an abusive relationship, regardless of gender. That just continues the cycle of violence. If they ever hit you, call the police. Get out of that relationship.

  • "its a book case"

    "see"

    "book"

  • Wanna fight like a man you can take a hit like a man!

  • My mother used to tell me never hit a woman,but if she decides to hit like a man she deserves to be hit like a man

  • This is so wierd hearing him talk about his future wife and ex after watching love is evol.

  • 11 people are asshole casseroles.

  • And i regret it.... cause it wasnt as hard as i could of ROTFLOL

  • "so,i grab the front of her shirt and hold her at bay, whatever the hell that means," hahaha! :D

    

  • YOU HIT ME! :) BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i have... laundry

  • @gothicchik52 @SourLePatchKid Hey, whoa, hey, whoa, hey, whoa, hey, whoa, hey, whoa, hey, whoa... heyyyyy. Now you guys work this out. I don't want to comment back. Click click***

  • @asianprideyeex2 yet you had to come back, cause we worked it out, but the loser (gothicchik52) was dead!

  • I was in the "Outcast Losers Who Fell Into A Bonfire" group. Very exclusive group.

  • I cannot imagine how much he will FUCKIN' PAY when his crazy bitch girlfriend sees this.

  • @gothicchik52 Ex... Look... LISTEN... and fucking LEARN!!!

  • @SourLePatchKid Hey, don't be an asshole, ok. I've had batshit crazy EXes come and try to beeat the shit out of me for dumping them, let alone telling people what they did and makeing those things into jokes.

  • @gothicchik52 umm I'm pretty sure he hasn't seen her since ... not to mention he has tons of money and she's probably still crazy and likely alone :P

  • @BlindCraftServer I hope not. The guys in the American Goverment had money and they got shot. So money has got nothing to do with it. It all depends on how crazy the bitch is.

  • @gothicchik52 Oh I thought you meant she was going to sue his ass. Yeah I could totally see her shooting him, still though, if he's going to get shot it will be by his ex-wife for the shit he says in 'Love is Evol' :P lmao

  • @BlindCraftServer No, she would probobly fail. I disagree, she may be crazy but she is smart enough not to. If he isn't alive then he will still pay for everything via alimony and child support.

  • I dont he should have smacked her because when the cops come, he's gonna be the one getting in trouble. He's a 6'2'' male and she's 5'2'' female. The won't believe she's betting the crap out of him because he's so much bigger than her.

  • Im out of ramen noodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The title says 6/9. Now... take out the slash. Teehee!

  • "At the time, she was in the 'hot looking babes' group. And I was in the 'outcast losers who fell into a bonfire' group.

    Very exclusive group."

  • "I'm out of Ramen noodels!" That's going to be me in four years.

  • @XxHellsingrulzxX Hell I'm already out of Ramen noodles! XD

  • have you noticed what the broken part of the wall looks like behind him. to his left, your right. it looks like a woman on her knees taken it from the back. and it looks like shes wearing heels.

  • "I'm a very pretty man"

  • "mmmm you hit me...."

    "To which i reply, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

    lol

  • Asshole Casserole HAHA! I'm using that.

  • I am a woman and personally I do think that if a woman has the balls to hit a man she better have the balls to be hit back. That being said domestic abuse is never ok but everyone should be able to defend themselves. Also I freaking love Christopher Titus.

  • "Man I hit her!! I swear I hit her!!"

    lol

  • I smacked her open handed, and I regret it cuz it wasnt as hard as I couldve lol. I love that part. I just got out of an abusive relationship and let me tell you you gotta defend yourself cuz they arent gonna stop.

  • Here's the thing. First off, I LOVE Chris Titus. He is hilarious! Second off, ladies, if your man is hitting you get the hell out. Don't take it cause I'm sick of hearing women cry about it yet they stay with him. Third off, ladies, if you are gonna hit a man for no reason, you deserve to get hit back. If you have the balls to hit a man, you got the balls to BE hit by a man.

  • @GrimReaper3007 women cant always leave. In my situation i was 1500 miles away from home, had no friends, no family, and no money. I couldnt leave cuz I had nowhere to go and no way to get there. Once I did finally get back home though I broke it off.

  • fyi, "I NEVER HIT A WOMAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE!" but is there a certain point if a woman hits a man, u can do a little something? Like a push, a block, tripping her? I mean something?

  • you better be careful with those yes's

  • DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYY.... my key wont work in the door....I have luandry... IM OUT OF RAMEN NOODLES

  • what harm is it that if a woman hits you that you call the cops?

  • @MichaelHansenFUN you call the cops so they can take the psycho bitch away?? i dont think any guy wants to punch back a woman.

  • to which i replied AAAAAAAAAH!!!! n like a real man locked myself in the bathroom

  • So I grab her and hold her 'at bay' whatever the hell that means XDD

  • I have a friend who's girlfriend beat him up almost every day, but he would never hurt her, not because he couldn't or he was ashamed, but because he'd promised his mother he'd never lay a hand on someone unless someone else's saftey was in danger. . . . . . so all his other friends who were girls and I got together and beat the crap out of her. "I HIT HER I SWEAR I HIT HER!"

  • It's kinda sad but funny hearing him talk about his "to-be" wife and then having seen "Love Is Evol" where he explains exactly how and when everything falls to shit.

  • My opinion is unpopular but If a woman thinks she is tough enough to ball up a fist and hit me in the face twice, then she is tough enough to take one right back.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion Like my mom says "If you hit me you better make sure I'm not getting back up!"

  • @Blasted2Oblivion I'm a woman and I agree with you. If she's tough enouhg to dish it out she's tough enough to take it

  • @Blasted2Oblivion I'm a woman and I agree

  • @Blasted2Oblivion

    yeah im a women and i agree but im not the tpye to hit first im kinda like christopher mother

    i wouldnt want him to do it again~

  • @jhkgyg098 lol. Thats funny

  • @Blasted2Oblivion I agree, and I'm a woman. But I think if anyone has the nerve to hit someone else, unprovoked, man or woman, they deserve it right back.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion This woman agrees

  • @Jalestra I was rather surprised by the responses to this. I expected people to be mean and insulting but you are like the 20th person to say that.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion As much as women have suffered from other double standards, this is one is pretty darn horrible for other gender. And luckily, people have started to notice. Your comment was great, and I agree. The "wont hit a woman"-defense is forfeited the moment her fist connects with my face.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion I am a woman, and I completely agree with you.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion Amen. Also a woman, but I don't use that as protection to hit men.

  • awesome sauce :D

  • FINE! ~pfft~ end of vid, man you really know when to end the vids xD

  • I don't know about the rest of you, but I've never hit anybody..... Who didn't hit me first! Yeah, if some woman's beating on you, your entirely within your rights (IMHO) to throw some punchs back.... AND QUITE BEING A WUSSIE!!!

    Of course, it goes without saying that you should try to get away first... *hmmphh*

  • Who the hell cares about domestic violence!?!?!? SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE COMEDY AND DON'T BE WUSSES!

  • I like to call it, the Manaan approach (See Knights of the old republic game)

  • This is why camera's need to be set up. Fuck privacy, fuck decency, and pry into their lives so hard that they'll know that the moment they throw the first punch, they're screwed.

  • Daddy my key doesn't work in the door anymore, i have laundry, i' m out of ramen noodles

  • hahaha sounds like my gf possble future wife:D

  • I'm a woman and I totally agree with him. If your lady is wailin on you all the time, maybe she does need some sense knocked into her dumbass. that doesn't mean beat the crap out of her because men are most generally stronger than women, but maybe just one slap would do the trick. domestic violence is like rascism. it can go both ways.

  • Respond to this video...  @shorty41gtoguy you should never hit a woman back unless you dont have a chance somethings you may deserve it but i she is abuseing you try to find another way instead of hitting her unless there isnt another way then you can hit her but i would hold back my slaps and try to call the police like titus

  • "the cops would show up, break up a guy and girl 'hey! whoa! hey! whoa! hey! whoa! hey whoa! hey! whoa! heyyyyyyy. now you guys work this out we don't want to have to come back.' *chic chic* and then they would have to come back cause those two worked it out but the loser was dead."

  • an asshole casserole

    that mind fucked me a little bit

    i dont know why

  • LOL HOW U DOIN BAYBAY GOOD ? NO U BASTARD I GOT SHOT AT HOIST WALK IN CHINEESE FOOD . U SUCK UR AN ASSHOLE CASSOROLE . I NEVER WANNA SEE U . CLICK XD

  • "*knockKnockKnock* DADDDDDDY!!!! My Key doesn't work in the door anymore!!!

    ....I have laundry.....IM OUT OF RAMEN NOODLES!!!!"

  • HHHAAAAA oh my god HHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!! HHAAA!!!

  • he looks like Jim carry for some reason (to me)

  • @deamonxslayer same, he reminds me of jim too.

  • im officially in the fell into the bon fire group

  • "I'd offer you something to eat, but ya seem to be choking on your pride right now!"

  • this video ends perfectly... FINE PFFF

  • I don't understand why people stay in these horrible relationships anyway, can your sex drive make you do things that stupid? Mine cannot. Great sex is not worth a damn psycho nut, in my opinion.

  • @PageofLegend XD I wouldn't know, being asexual and all, but I have indeed wondered the same thing. I do agree with you. No amount of temporary pleasure, sexual or not (could be drugs, money, food, etc), makes up for being mistreated that way. But I guess it depends on the individual experiences and values of the person.

  • @PageofLegend Well, like he said "I was a struggling comedian, and no matter what she just always had that well paying job." =D

  • This is funny, Christopher has a way of taking the truth and making it funny. But the message is still there - don't stay with someone who is abusing you, whether it is physical, emotional, or verbal abuse.

  • Should've shot that bitch. Just like his mom did.

  • i don't think a man should EVER hit a woman...until the 5th time she cracks him in the face!

    this dude is hilarious!

  • this dude is hilarious.

  • I am a women and have to say that ABUSE CAN GO BOTH WAYS! People think that it's only men who can be abusive and that is just not true. Also, if a women is attacking a man that man has every right to defend himself! I don't mean beat her down obviously, I just mean to restrain her or make her stop.

  • @yamakagesama Yo this is comedy, take your philosophy and shut the fuck up. I wanna laugh not hear your bullshit. lmfao.

  • dude, no offense to the ladies and feminists out there, but: TAKE A GOD DAMN HAMMER TO THAT BITCHES HEAD ALREADY!

  • 3:20 lol

  • in his other special he said he was married to kate. how manny times he been married? 3?

  • only once to Erin , he just says for legal reason he called Erin(his Divorced wife) Kate.

  • he's hilarious

  • then i realized....im a very pretty man...

  • HEY WHOA HEY WHOA HEY WHOA HEY WHOA HEY WHOA HEYYYYYYYYYYY lol

  • "You hit me"...to which I replied "Ahhhhhhhhhh"

  • Asshole casserole. EPIC

  • he is a genius

  • "City of drive-bys, riots, fires, floods, earthquakes, and PROducers"

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Nope, not even close. I apologize if it offended you sir, I erased it.

  • i love that the window is broken

  • i wonder if those pictures hanging on the wall are of his mom and dad....the ones where he's bangin' on the door goin' "DAAAADDDDYYYY!!!"

  • They are, because they're shown in the end credits with captions reading "Mom" and "Dad" and such.

  • oh man! i never saw the ending credits! thanks for the info! :O)

  • The computer company is Cisco

  • She was moving to Los Angeles and i thought id go with her you know and we get to L.A and i gotta tell ya man the relationship went through some geography change and my god it was FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "I realized I am a very pretty man." ): Poor guy.

  • i take it you didnt last to long in prison huh titus? lol

  • I Was A Man-Ho For A Couple Months There... lol

  • That "freeow" sound?

  • sorry, 7:52

  • That was Titus makin' that sound

  • What the hell is up with 7:53? that's a weird sound for a crowd to make, actually.

  • I am sick of people saying dont hit girls, god damnit if i attack you, you are damn well going to hit me or die!

  • No , it's don't hit a lady, you hit me you're no longer a lady. LOL

  • "well you what though, Daddy loves you, and he's gonna let you move back home, But...Ken's kinda pissed and you're paying $400 a week rent" Whoosh!!

  • Anti-dad strikes again!

  • M-A-N, Read It!!! LOL

  • hey woah hey woah hey woah... heeey xD

  • Hi this is Christopher Titus there's a domestic dispute at....you know what just let me talk to Rick. lol

  • a man should never hit a woman and i strongly believe any so-called "man" who does should be beaten within an inch of his life then beaten another half-inch.if she hits you dump her, end it, and let it die. but never hit.

  • I don't know after THE FIFTH TIME??!!!

    Slap a ho!

    and I'm a girl!

  • and people wonder why chivalry is all but dead. and as i said if shes a bully leave her

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  • Atleast the law isn't like it used to be. The law used to be, any domestic violence, the male was arrested.

  • I'm a woman and I find myself agreeing with this in a way. I think that first, before violence both ways, the victim should try to get away and break it off. If the partner, be it man or woman, is a psycho that won't let you live and beats you up constantly and there's no way around it then defend yourself male or woman.

    My uncle's a cop and this guy came in because his wife was hitting him and the cops just laughed at him. He killed her in defense and went to jail. That's screwed up.

  • Yeah it's mostly due to society at large proclaiming that a man shouldn't ever hit a woman, either because of 'equal right' or the sexist view that 'women are weaker' or any other view you may think of.

    This is one large reason why his mother, mentioned earlier, got her husbands life insurance after killing him and was aquitted of the charge of murder. Sure he beat her, but she killed him. Reverse the roles and he'd be in prison.

  • Sexist?...Okay I guess.

  • @althena23 Great comment! Tell me something, being a woman, and all. Does it bother you how feminists are up in arms about inequalitites that benefit men, but they never seem to say anything about the inequalities that benefit women, like some states' assault on a female law? For true equality, should they not argue agaisnt even those? They want to have thier cake and eat it too!

  • @PageofLegend First: women that do that are not real feminist. I'm sick of a huge bulk of so called feminist that use the movement as an excuse to lower men. It makes me want to shout at them: "That's not what the movement was about you stupid brat! Shut it and go educate yourself!" It boils my blood because if it weren't for that movement women would be in worst condition and so what was once good has been demonized to the point it should be thrown off and changed into something else.

  • @PageofLegend Second: Yes, it bothers me. Men are no better than women and the same goes around. Both genders are capable of great good and great evil and it should be recognized as such. Also demanding rights means accepting responsibilities. Actually last semester I had a huge argument with a professor and even made a paper about how women can indeed rape male. A good portion of the class stood behind me, both male and female, and presented examples but by the end she didn't believe me.

  • @PageofLegend So yeah, it bothers me. Just like it bothers me that I can say "I'm proud of being a woman" but if a man says the same thing about being a man then he's a chauvinistic pig. But same thing boils me about race, religion and such. I just like to think about individuals and judge by such instead of the group and I hope movements such as feminism change into something more equal sounding like "humanism" taking the spirit of equality but leaving the idiotic vagina elitists. UGH!

  • @althena23 wow, thanks for the answer, and it was a good one! I was always waning a woman's opinion on this

  • @althena23 unnecessary violence for the win? cus unless she's using like a metal pipe to bludgeon his face with, murder wasnt needed...

  • @althena23 WOW THATS FUCKED UP! THAR PROVES HOW RETARDED ARE WORLD IS!!!!!

  • @krimsonfox2112 especially when you misuse "our" and mistake it with "are"

  • @kholik4 wow STFU dude its fucking typing error & i'm 13 for fuck sakes! Excuse me for not have every proper & gramerful

  • @krimsonfox2112 Wow! Shut the F**K up, dude. It's a F***Ing typing error. I am 13 for F**ks sake! Excuse me for not being proper and grammatically correct. ZIEG HEIL, GRAMMAR!

  • @althena23 You are correct, and the hypocracy is htat if someone complains about the abuse, and nothing is done about it, and a defensive act kill the abuser, the abused should not be punished in any way

  • @althena23 I'm with you on this ('cept the police uncle as far as I know) because for one, a woman can be as physically able as men if she looks after herself, for another, if your first course of actino is to be violent then man or woman, you're a dick, thirdly, what the hell is the man supposed to do, let her beat him black and blue?

    Doesn't matter what sex a person is, society never treats them right, stupid loser 'normal' people.

  • @althena23 well said. i dont understand the double-standard between girls & guys as far as domestic violence goes. girl gets hit & defends herself, she doesnt get into mch trouble cuz, well, she was being abused. guy, however, gets hit & tries 2 defend himself, he goes to freakin jail 4 hitting a girl in self-defense cuz she was beating the crap out of him. wth?

  • @althena23 I'm actually kind of curious. Do you have a news link or something about this?

  • @althena23 I think your right, it is wrong both ways.

  • @althena23 Your right. But get this .My niece is going to jail for " Domestic Violance" after her husband tried beating her and she won.And get this he didn't press charges, the DA did! This is the second time. I tell her get outta this relationship. He tells not to talk to me anymore and I haven't heard from her since. Thats when women get hurt cause the rest of us stop getting involved.

  • @althena23 I'm going to say this, and everyone knows its true... if it was a women in that guys situation they would have given a shit and she would have got away with it -_-

  • @althena23 Try this one. A guy's girlfriend snaps right outside the apartment. She's choking the life out of him. By the way, she's 5 foot 7 and 235; he's 5 foot 11 and 180.

    He defends himself by prying her meathooks off of his neck and shoves her away. She stumbles ten feet, over a sidewalk and a patch of grass, before she falls face first onto the parking lot pavement; and she does not put her hands out in front of her.

    Tell me she didn't set him up to get arrested by cops in California.

  • @althena23 my friend had a dad that did the same thing and he didnt go to jail. thats really messed up.

  • @althena23 I'm a woman and a agree totally, but the fact of the matter is....Ego and society. Society says that a man shouldn't hit a woman and that a woman could never beat a man because she's too weak. I beg to differ, but that's the world we live in unfortunately.

  • @althena23 and yet the phycho girl was prolly trying to kill him too. so he shouldnt have even been prosecuted as heavily.

  • @althena23 yeah, it hopes more often then not.

  • @althena23 err. happens.

  • @althena23 Well lets face it those cops should be put in jail as well. I reccommend a lawsuit >.>

    Also let's face it. cops are NOT to protect and serve. they are there because they like violence and they want easy money (aka bribes).

    He should NOT be in jail. The cops should! fucking police.

  • @shorty41gtoguy Just saying, the system really only works for women though. A guy goes to the cops to file the charge, it typically doesn't go anywhere.

  • @shorty41gtoguy I was raised never hit a women.But the same ppl that taught me this now say "if a woman wants to be treated as a man,then treat her as such." I ask if that means in a fight too?Im told "Yes,especially in a fight,a man will hit you a woman will go crazy an kill you".I do martial arts an know women always go overboard cause they think they have to,an on the street cause the law will usally back them.Doesnt sound equal to me.If she smaller than treat her as you would a smaller man

  • @shorty41gtoguy unfortenantly, so does the law

  • @shorty41gtoguy except when your both bruised and she's crying that you beat her, whose side are they going to believe?

  • Cause you're a pussy. That's why.

    If you can throw a punch, better know how to take one.

  • it's BS!!...so ur saying if a girl u dump comes after u w/ a knife u won't hit her?

  • if she has a knife and you get the chance to hit her grab her arms and hold her at bay whatever that means