Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998), I'll Kill Ya...

[MrSturmthedark]

At 0:26 you can see his henchman back off :P

[PersianWaters]

He is like a black Liam Gallagher.

[GloveBag]

what's that jungle tune at the start?

[rattcatcher]

@GloveBag It's "Walk this Land" by the E-Z Rollers

[GloveBag]

@rattcatcher Cheers!

[bugsyboii]

He's got less brains than you lenny!



[Mullafunka]

The guy with the orange juice in the background cracks me up! Too funny.

[acenit123]

i love jason statham's acting in dis films

[skinpli]

i just watched this last night first time damn lmaoooo..if ya give another dislike? iLL KILL YA hahahah dude was funny

[Coyswons]

the 360 in the chair before he gets up. i always die laughing

[TheScarletPimpaDale]

dont ugh me greek boy!

[DJJackal2003]

Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get?

[gideonMorrison]

Nicholarse!

[lordcrumb01]

if you comment this video I'll kill ya



[xmissgemzx]

cause im not fucking laughing NICHOLASSS!!!!!!! hhahahaha

[Briggybow123]

Slapped all over your Chevy Chase!

[adictschampselysees]

You may enlighten me

[adictschampselysees]

Imagine film with rory breaker and samuel l jackson

[drummerpants]

'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, NIKOLAASSSS!!!!

[ejl1000]

I'm not fucking laughing Nicholaaaaaaas!

[AALOM33]

has 2be one the best scenes ever lmao .....lol

[GanjaPharmzor]

@TheBartoke Walk this land - EZ rollers

[Niiiiization]

Three people were killed by Rory Breaker.

[vanhustler]

I'm gonna kill myself for laughing so hard! He's the black version of Carrot Top from Snatch!!! LOL!

[morrismagic08]

Whats going on ere look slapped all over ya chevy chase! ha..haaaa...

[17sndlilboots]

lol i'm not fucking laughing, NIC-OL-ARSE!!!!!!

[offspringy]

@siim277 E-Z Rollers - Walk this land

[Kyle3832]

take this to snow white and the three little chemists

[hjca2k]

HAHAHAHHAHHA Best scene ever GUY RITCHIE LEGEND!

[Antimalwaregeek]

LMAO, the guy walking in with the drink, goes and puts it back and then walks back in.

[jcSoco]

A blatant rip off of "jules wingfield"

[95bigash]

press 3 for Rory the chimp

[madfish94]

LOL@ the dude casually walking back with the glass of milk 0:26

[TheRecordLounge]

@madfish94 and then reappearing 2 seconds later! :D :P

[jonwhyte92]

What a load of shit, some pussy nigger and a cockney twattt

[EminemMakaveli]

Nick the Greek doesn't like this video.

[maddogdfc]

Dont Uhh me, Greek boy

[chewblued]

that for me is the best scene in Lock Stock..very funny and a superb performance!!..'scratching your arse'!!

[dashwood123]

Chevy chase, rhyming slang for face as in boat or boat race, you got me.

[MultiR700]

original geezers

[guitarraelectrica]

Cos I'm not fucking laughing, NIKELASS!!

[hurricanehghighway]

chevy chase..lol



[blainyrules]

'Cause I'm not laughin' Nicholarse.

[TrentH190]

this guy and Lil'Ze from City of God, are the baddest niggaz on the planet! haha!

[GismoTron]

I love how he comes in with the milk, sees how big it's going off and then slowly backs away... with the milk, which Nick will no longer be needing.

[siddougstu]

@GismoTron no.. it's because earlier in the film he gave nick a drink and he dropped it through the glass table..hence rory walking over it

[GismoTron]

@siddougstu

No it's not. It's very clear he's backing off because Rory is going crazy at Nick (He comes in at the point Rory mentions delectation of war). If you what you were saying was actually right then Nick wouldn't of had the choice of a drink, as he'd only drop it again (so he wouldn't of got asked... if you get that?). Watch it again and you might actually understand. Then again, you might not... hence your comment.

[x360xGaming]

One of rorys best lines:

If the milk is sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it, capiche?

[kmp3000]

Diamonds.

[StyrbjornStarke]

Because if you dont il kill ya !

[pingubrain]

such a film :')

it's funny how the bouncer on the left is tiny, where as the right guy is off the screen!

[BLACKSPORT53]

One of the best scenes in the film.

[boffy1977]

Nick o larse :D fucking love it

[MrOcbgomme]

/watch?v=qg8wOL_5j5k



[MrOcbgomme]

/watch?v=qg8wOL_5j5k

very nice

[MrSaeedted]

did you see they guy behind Nick the Greek coming in with a glass of milk at 0:23? what did he do with that glass? lol :)

[AdamDK]

@MrSaeedted he puts it back and then steps back behind Nick.

[MrSaeedted]

@AdamDK I saw the whole movie 3 weeks ago so i now understand the thing with the glass of milk, i thought it was just something random but I was wrong.

[acorulez]

If you dislike this video, I'll kill ya.

[peverill]

Best character to ever appear in any film!

[CrAZyManN1993]

@siddyslim haha I know it was a fail, I was young and dumb lol

[illidianasad]

dont ahhh me stupid boy!!!!!!

[stinkyskunkedmonkeys]

that black bloke on the right is fucking massive :D

[fnatic101]

love the guy who comes in with the cup

[feelexamd]

lol ... all these characters in this movie rock!

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

@Swell92 interesting way of looking at it

[djagoegei18]

"Because if you don't, I'll killa ya!"

[ostime14]

i like it when he says 'i'll kill ya'

[ichater]

great combination of hilarious and terrifying

[TommyViolet]

'CAUSE IM NOT FUCKIN LAUGHIN' NICKOLARSE!!!

[maxtheitpro]

I LOOOOVE Rory Breaker! He makes me laugh a ton. This is a flick I'll watch over and over and introduce to friends and special ones FOREVER.

- Maxwell (aka Max "The IT Pro")

MaxTheITpro . com

[maxtheitpro]

@Swell92

Very TRUE! American RnB today is just cheesy. I don't "feel" it. Actually, I've been into the Progressive/House Music scene since 1999 which was a turning point in my "musical life" so to speak. The underground music u hear in this flick is truly what will save the naive & dull Pop music scene which I never really had a penchant for.

- Maxwell (aka Max "The IT pro")

MaxTheITpro . com

[maxtheitpro]

Rory Breaker is fu*king hilarious. I gotta admit...the characters in this flick are all TALENTED as hell and they all play their roles PERFECTLY. Most importantly, the dialogue (writing) was impeccable. This is as good as it gets folks.

[hamsterboi69]

Quality film...

[23250214]

great scene

[Kwstello]

The man went mad when he understood what hapenned! They tried to steal his cannabis and sell it back to him!!!! I used to think of that on my own and laugh for hours! "Is this a declaration of war?" :-)

[Doommaster1994]

#OMG British version of Jules!

[AbsoluteFallout]

dislike this video and rory will kill ya

[2001motaro]

 #OMG a good movіe to download it роор.su

[dkdko6548]

Fucking genius!

[chilled74]

I'm glad there's only "likes" for this fantastic clip. Because, if you put a "dislike" I'd kill ya!

[U91H3D]

i fuckin LOVE this film its EPIC

[OmarNawaz]

0:22-0:30 ROFL at the guy in backgrounds ninja like creeping with a glass of milk

[BlackHound]

the most bad ass line in history.

[howlbigbadwolf]

More movies like this are not made why?!

[rodgoulart]

The best scene of the movie

[KnockCZ]

dont uhh me greek boy

[CitySkin09]

"Chevy Chase" is cockney for "heavy face".

[ViiRuSFiiLmS]

@CitySkin09 no its not its cockney for "face" just "face" lol

[CitySkin09]

@ViiRuSFiiLmS -- Aw no shit? I thought it was "heavy face" because Nick the Greek is so portly.

[ViiRuSFiiLmS]

@CitySkin09 yeh he is fat lol but honestly it only means face im a cockney my self haha moght not belive it but yeh....

[chilled74]

@ViiRuSFiiLmS The cockney rhyming slang for "face" is "Chevy chase"

[chilled74]

@CitySkin09 It's not mate, it's just cockney for "face."

[CitySkin09]

@chilled74 -- Alrighty then.

[JERRYATRIX2]

46-47 chevy chase lol

[Heroinedown]

l know you'll think l'm weird but when he said chevvy chase l thought about the dumbass in the SNL... lol

[reecenolan]

i love the bit when the body guard is walking in with some orange juice, rory looses the nut and slowly walks away lol

[Heretic526]

@reecenolan lol, yeah that's totally funny.

[189394]

Don't ‘‘Uuh?’’ me, Greek boy.

[4bradd4]

00:29 LOL

[cresentmoon0336]

I LOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEE THIS MOVIE!!!!! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITES!!!!!! AND I JUST LOVE RORY BREAKER!!!!!!!!!! HE'S JUST MAGNIFICENT!!!!

[SteveBloomerDCFC]

"NICHOLAAAAAAS!"

[royalcollage]

used to play pool with vas in kentish town

[Vincentdeep]

Nichol-Arse!

lol

[Fiercefighter2]

This is an epic scene, the perfect way to start an interrogation. he should have been a detective!

[alexpankowski]

"scratching your arse with that whats going on here look slapped across your chevvy chase" Great writing and excelent delivery

[hobogloves92]

'uhh?'

[MikaelFL]

@hobogloves92 don't "uhh" me, greek boy! ;)

[shredderman4]

i fckn love this movie my dad showed me this movie when i was like 10 hahaha

[northernsurvivor]

Mr. Breaker is a fucking legend! Seen it sooo many times, yet I laugh everytime I see this bit :)

[wagwunrandom]

face u fukin idiot

[MrLimsky83]

For a while I was puzzled when he said "....Slapped all over your Chevy Chase" lol Chevy Chase is Cockney slang for "Face"

[wagwunrandom]

well done u fukin door matt (twat)

[Marin82M]

hahahahahah ;) Il kill ya :)

[88bluenose]

funny when he steps through the table :)

[sgtgorillaz]

i like the way he says "cannabis"

LOL

[CrAZyManN1993]

"is this some white cunts joke that black cints dont get, cos i aint fucking laughing, nicolass." haha thats such a funny thing to say.

btw with that quoat im not trying to be racest in any way.

[The360Zombie]

your spelling offends me

[ViiRuSFiiLmS]

@The360Zombie this is CrAZyManN1993 its not my fault i made 2 spelling mistakes if i new they were wrong then i would of changed it, right or wrong?

[incep]

@CrAZyManN1993 fu racist

[ViiRuSFiiLmS]

@incep this is crazy man 1993 it makes me laugh how you think im racist by quoting a film, oh and for the record i have black family so im not a racist :)

[DG3744]

@CrAZyManN1993 NiicOlaas!! Ahahaaaa!! That is funy!!

What is Bubble & Squeak?

[CrAZyManN1993]

@DG3744 bubble and squeak I think its Greek

[feago14]

@CrAZyManN1993 its english food, all veg mushed up together

[Kazuyasan9999]

@CrAZyManN1993

I've seen this movie 4 times and the line still gets me every time. Classic film.

[bladexdsl]

white cunts black cunts joke funniest shit ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[ph1lk]

'coz i'm not fuckin laughin nicolass' made my day

shame i haven't seen him anywhere else , brilliant actor

[LondonCasual90]

LOL - Funny how the black geezer decides not to give him the drink afta dropping it twice before.

[woodsetton]

i loke the way the bloke backs out with the drink when he see's its nick the greek cuz nick drops his drinks through the tables haha

[ronakvaland]

classic

[davierfc]

u gotta love the guy with the drink who walks in, realises his boss is pissed, and slowly backs off XD

[jackisagoonie]

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

[Individuals11]

fucking chavvy cunts

[robostairs]

chavy? These are top GEEZERS!

[mattjpearce]

is this a decelaration of war, is this some whit cunts joke us black cunts dont get, cuz im not fucking laughing nicolas

[187SicknesS]

I'm going to start referring to people's faces as their "Chevy Chase".

[loftboyyy]

ME 2 LOL

it sounds so cool

[jeanbanahn]

hahaa had the same thougt