MST3K 0610 - The Violent Years (7/10)

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Damn that reporter laid him out flatter than a rug

[textthing]

If their - admittedly ill-defined - intention is to cause as much destruction as possible, why not just torch the place instead of causing mild property damage?

[MarcusVermilion]

"That's a cute pair" "Thank you!"

[DickieAnginson]

TOTALLY RANDOM: The actor playing reporter Barney Stetson is the father of actress Laurie Holden, best known for "The Mist" and "Silent Hill."

[DickieAnginson]

"Now, how is this lucrative for them again...?"

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, I hope they show another right turn!

[Ziggy7789]

'Pajamas, jazz, AND communism… this is WILD!"

[Ziggy7789]

"…foreign plan…"

*gasps* "COMMUNISM!"

[achaserofrocks]

Down with the globe!!!

[powergirl901]

adults in Pj's making out...wow, sounds great for any decade. Didn't Wood know that pajama parties were teen girls having sleep overs? Anyway, cool.

[Amid87]

Pyjamas, jazz, and Communism...this is WILD!!

[KingSnarf]

"Girl Gang Goes on Rampage! President Eisenhower Declares a State of Detention!"

[Hepathos]

I have to admit, that punch scene was pretty cool.

[Elcoyotenegro]

4:37 Did she say Barney Stinson?

[twronterhouse]

My dad saw this movie in it's day and when I sent this to him he nearly died laughing. Good old Dad. Even without much of a sense of humor he managed to enjoy this.

[requiem4ameme]

Oh man...I almost died laughing at 4:53, when one of the guys starts smoking two cigarettes at once. Stay classy, dude.

I think Wood is confused about the definition of juvenille delinquency. A juvenille delinquent is a kid who slams his baseball bat into a mailbox because he got overly excited by an Insane Clown Posse song. This girl is part of an organized, well-armed gang that steals diamonds for a Soviet-backed crime lord. She doesn't need better parents, she needs a stay in Sing-Sing.

[corwinorr]

I can't believe they didn't mention anything about the lame joke: "That's a cute pair." "They have their points."

I caught that the first time I saw this movie.

[creatornat]

"Missus Hathaway goes berserk!"

[Stuurminator]

Damn parents, rich enough to write me blank checks, buy new watches and trade up my car every year! I'd never be in this hell if we were living under communism! Time to strike back at the bourgeosie the only way I know how - messing up high school classrooms!

[darkprose]

"This is one of the rough spots in the dialectic." That's got to be...one of the most intellectual jokes they've ever done. Kudos.

[chancemaybe]

"There is an audible THUD every time he tells a joke." HAHAHA!

[ninjawraith17]

"How old are you, punk?"

"Over 21."

"Well that's old enough."

*POW*

BRAVO!

[themariobros45]

um why would these girls try to break into school don't most people want to break out?

[ArUlric7]

so ed wood made the foundation this movie rests on?

reminds me more of rotten wood... great episode ;)

[ZanderJSketch]

"Later, in completely unrelated footage."

[doodstormer]

I'm seriously curious now as to who profits from the destruction of school property. The people who sell the stuff maybe?

[KingGeorge1024]

COMMUNISM!!!

Of all the plans they can come up to destroy America, this is surely the most dastardly.

[antgav79]

Well i'll see you next year with your new watch. lol

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Ya know... I can't imagine what was going through Mr. Wood's head when he wrote that particular scene.

Ed: Hmm... how in the world could I possibly add some controversy? I know! I'll make 'Uncle Mame' work for Commies! Ha! In your face, DeMille!

[watda74]

-They're gonna bring the 5th grade to its KNEES!!

My money's on the grade schoolers over these misfit miscreants. lol

[pretorious700]

As goofy as Ed Wood was, I'd take him any day of the week over Coleman Francis or Roger Corman.

[MarkVaderr]

@pretorious700 Agreed. Ed Wood tried to make his films fun and a little coherent, but Coleman Francis was just horrid. Roger Corman seemed like he was making bad movies on purpose.

[MST3K1986]

That "Trashing the Classroom" scene looks like it would have been kind of fun to film. I mean how often do you get paid to destroy a room?

[pretorious700]

@MST3K1986 they destroy a room like a girl would, very orderly and neat.

[Glitcher2000]

@MST3K1986 Are you kidding? It looks like shit. The girls half-heartedly push stuff around when they should be upending furniture in a rage. Probably the most inept scene in the whole movie.

[MST3K1986]

@Glitcher2000

Well the IDEA would be to do that, but this is Ed Wood we're taking about. Only he could take a direction as simple as "Trash this room in a rage" and screw it up.

[drag0neve]

"Makeout police...come out with your lips up!"

[elfinfluff]

So the point of this movie is that the mob runs Office Depot, I guess?

[corvus13]

Way to leave fingerprints behind,girls.

[ninjawhale03]

im just loving the over-reaction of that guy after he gets punched, it looks like he was going for a front flip but failed

[wolfxbloed]

Oh no, you hit the crew, and he's really mad!

Story of Ed Wood's career, I'm afraid.

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Remember kids, delinquency eventually leads to COMMUNISM!

[OonaCanute]

"Beat it, Harpo!"

(honk honk)

This show makes me laugh so hard.

[scooteratreides]

Sooo... in the 50s Communist agitators would hire gangs of hot teenage girls to trash school classrooms.

I'm beginning to doubt the veracity of Mr. Wood's research into the phenomenon of juvenile delinquency.

[ChaoticYak]

There's an audible thud every time he tells a joke.

[psychopomp88]

Mud butler jokes: a real crowd pleaser

[devospud]

damn it must suck to get expensive watches and a new car every year.... just thinking about it makes me want to lash out at society

[daffyphack]

@devospud After my birthday and Christmas, I usually commit armed robberies for about a week.

[livinintwilightzone]

LoL! Crow remembers girls at this time are SQUISHY!! :P

[andoconda585]

"Lets just say its part of a well organized Foreign plan."

*GASP* "Communism!!!"

Lol i crow is awesome!

[CaptEoNinja83]

And that goes double for me! huh?

[summers1]

So because their parents are never around and buy them expensive gifts they go around town robbing, raping men, and recking classrooms in the name of Communism.

[nostromo38]

I hope they show another right turn.

[ChaoticYak]

"Speak your peace..."

And forever hold your now.

[Fawful5]

"I have a connection that doesn't like schools."

"Chester, the 3rd-Grader!" LOL!

[aurbis99]

"That's a cute pair."

"They have their points."

[Applemask]

@aurbis99 I refuse to believe Ed Wood didn't know what he was doing there.

[Sviolinist]

LOL "MASTERS AND JOHNSON... WE'VE GOT SOME ADVICE FOR YOU!" lol people look that one up if you don't get it... it's 100% hilarious

[AL52Dragon]

"Pajamas, communism, and jazz. This is wild!"

[RenzokukenLionheart]

@AL52Dragon i read that as they said it in the video o.o

[CliffX]

Wait, so they attacked a school as part of a Communist plot?

[skrapyard444]

@CliffX they certainly hint at it dont they

[beggar1015]

Yeah! Knock those chairs over! Erase that blackboard! Throw books on the floor! Rebel against the establishment and make society quiver in fear!

[pappy911]

speak your peace

or forever hold your now

LOL

[pretorious700]

"L seven" man....lol

[SeoulMan]

"Meanwhile, in COMPLETELY UNRELATED footage..."

[ChaoticYak]

And I'm not going to clap the erasers!

[Ermaco74]

I never noticed a goof in their jokes during a movie before, until now. Anyone catch "Mrs. Hathaway goes berserk" towards the end? It was "Ms." Hathaway on the Beverley Hillbillies. Great joke anyway, and a great episode here! The guys were really on their game.

[rcevey2]

Run, girls, it's a generic police car!

[joemomma46]

"Have you ever thought of the advantages of owning a truly fine set of encyclopedias?"

"It's something you'd wipe your boots on so it's an insu - oh forget it."

[ElveeKaye]

Okay, what, exactly, is trashing a school room supposed to accomplish? It'll just be repaired and classes will continue as usual. Ed Wood has confused me.

[LadyAlmaren]

@ElveeKaye

It's a Ed Wood movie. Confusion is a natural feeling. I still don't get the plot of this movie though.

[solemfero]

Not old glory!!

COMMUNISM!!!!

[lonelysith66]

"They'll strip in the woods for a complete strangler, but they're modest in their own home!"

Yeah, really!

LOL XD

[Picassia]

"There is an audible thud every time he tells a joke"

"I'm trying to think of a quip or something here..."

"Ohh boy, I hope they show another right turn..."

Hahahaha

So classy.

[dabooda7]

"Oh, you hit the crew and he's really mad."

OMG...that's hilarious, it made me cry!

[ManaAdvent]

"Communism!"

"Now there's a girl who takes squishiness and does something about!"

"Well, I see you next year w/ your new watch."

"Change me!"

"Oh boy, I hope they show another right turn!"

"They're going to bring the 5th grade to its knees!"

"Stupid inanimate objects!"

[SpooketteUndead]

Apparently you couldn't be bothered to pay attention, WorshipInTruth.

IF ANYONE CONTINUES THIS DISCUSSION OR STARTS ANY OTHER DISCUSSION LIKE IT ON ANY OF MY VIDEOS, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Thank you.

[WorshipInTruth]

My apologies, we will continue this discussion privately.

[pretorious700]

@SpooketteUndead Right on Spookette, you rule.

[Dudeamis]

if you were half as inquisitive as you say you would hold off on making a decision on something until proof can be provided.

[Dudeamis]

1st amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof...

No where in there mention of Christianity. Students being directed to recite the Lord's prayer on government land is in direct violation of the first amendment.

[KaterzTheMSTie]

What kind of schools have security guards? Or am I just crazy?

[funnystuff1284]

or forever hold your now

[Gjeorje]

Soooooo, in the fifties Kruschev was secretly paying debutantes to wreck schoolrooms...Meanwhile Ed Wood was forcfeeding heroin to Bela Lugosi while dressed as his own mother - Hooray for Hollywood!

[KingOfUm]

Force feeding heroin to Bela Lugosi?

[Gjeorje]

...Oh, that`s a well known fact to all us Hollywood insiders...Did`nt you read Kenneth Angers searing expose -"How Ed Wood force fed heroin to Bela Lugosi"? ...Or are you just having a go at my spelling, you big bully.

[KingOfUm]

I'm pretty sure Lugosi had a drug problem before knowing Ed Wood, and I'm also pretty confident that he was addicted to morphine.

How's that for bullying?

[MightyNeonFraa]

Wealthy industrialists want to promote a system where everyone is (ideally) placed on an even level? Seems unlikely.

Also, the Bible's kind of not "out of schools". Mandatory religious classes and prayer times are but as far as I know kids can still bring Bibles and pray as much as they want in school. Then again, that could just be us up here in Canada I dunno if things have swung the other way south of the border.

It is kind of off topic though. Hopefully we won't have kicked off a flame war.

[SpooketteUndead]

While I'm replying to WorshipInTruth, this message is for everyone who comments on my videos.

Please refrain from these kinds of discussions. MST3K is for lols, not politics.

[OonaCanute]

Thank you. Usually MST3K videos are devoid of the annoying political "discussions" that plague the rest of Youtube.

[KidChaos5150]

lol

[Pixiesnix]

@SpooketteUndead But Mike and the 'bots love a good political debate on politics!

Crow: Dill is a good spice! I will not have it maligned!

Tom: Why, you've never even met Mamie Eisenhower, have you? Have you!?

Crow: Are you saying that you do ride in a surrey with a fringe on the top?

[SpooketteUndead]

@Pixiesnix I never said I had anything against "politiclol" discussion. ;)

[OonaCanute]

@SpooketteUndead Thanks for keeping things nice and apolitical around here, Spookette!! :)

[BigJuicyx3]

@SpooketteUndead

This is Youtube, if this video were about washing machines, there would still be a political argument in the comments.

[s1lverfalcon]

That's the amusing thing about the religious right in America: even though it's a majority Christian nation and all of our Presidents have been Christian, they like to pretend they're under constant attack by "others". It makes them feel special. :D

[Dudeamis]

the right had a similar reaction when Obama won, they're so angry that they lost they claimed that they're being oppressed now.

[MightyNeonFraa]

Yeah, sure they did. The refusal of parents and students to take responsibility and the ridiculous concessions to and corruption among teacher unions had nothing to do with it.

The commies did it. BY EVILING AT US!

[Onasariel]

COMMUNISM.

[textthing]

The heck?

[CPuff8D]

I think I've watched too much MST3K... I'm actually kinda enjoying this film D8

[ilikethecoke]

That shows how great of a show this is.

You can like any movie with these guys!

[rcevey2]

One word: MANOS!

[MarkVaderr]

@ilikethecoke So true. I actually love "Monster A-Go-Go" & "I Accuse My Parents", but "Ring of Terror", "Invasion of the Neptune Men", & "Castle of Fu Manchu" are really tough to sit through.

[FinalGamerJames]

I'm actually getting into this film XD

[DollfaceNTheMonster]

later, in completely unrelated footage...

[Applemask]

There is an audible thud every time he tells a joke...

[fatdogtavern]

Paula was the October 1955 Playboy Playmate! Go Paula.

[buffypython]

"Communism!"

That record's going really fast!

4:47 - the guy looks like Neville Longbottom

Either that's a heavy globe or the windows are made of plastic wrap!

[S4V3D]

I love it when she erases the blackboard!

"Oh no! No! NO!"

[jekblom123]

"That's a cute pair"

"Thank you."

[Ecronyte]

I have a really funny line here....but I'm afraid to use it.

[KaristaSwiss]

whats that thud :-)

[Gomess]

Ahahahahaha communists want to destroy schools?? This movie just took a turn for the awesome.

[galaxyrock]

"Mud butler! Sob sister! Mud butler! Sob sister! "

[pretorious700]

Wood eye!!!hare lip!!!

[enochmamon]

It's Cherokee Jack!

He's the one smoking.

[LoveMeUnderDarkness]

"...and I'm NOT going to clap the erasers!" >XO

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"Speak your peace!"

Or forever hold your now!

[Dankore]

Dear LORD! The name of the reporter is none other then the famous Barry Stinson. The father of the Legendary ladies man? Think about it, won't you?

[popecorkyI]

"Speak your piece..."

...or forever hold your now.

[USSJaneway]

'Stupid inanimate objects!'

(Putting on Crow 'Announcer Voice')

'Girl gang goes on rampage! Presdient Eisenhower declares a state of detention!'

'Later, in completely unrelated footage.....'

[GoblinXXX]

COMMUNISM! This movie just got WAY better!

[jwchell]

And I'm not gonna clap the erasers!!