UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN A POLITICAL MEMOIR - Mock the Week Series 9 Episode 7 - BBC Two

[xilent234]

Andi did really well in the one.

[josh15drummer]

Remember Ghandi mate!

[7CellarDoors]

@daleksec666 Or anyone that types in Leet Speak automatically sends a signal to the nearest tactical missile station to be fired upon with unforgiving merry haste.

Also, anyone found to be in possession of, or affiliated with someone in possession of a Lady Gagag album or some such equivalent, is to be set upon by a swarm of genetically engineered rattlesnakes that shoot angry spiders from their mouths into their victims faces.

[daleksec666]

@7CellarDoors Gonna run out of snakes fast. But why stop there? If anyone speaks in textese, uses emoticons, or the phrase 'at the end of the day' when they're not meaning literally, I teleport to their house and beat them over the head with a frying pan.

[7CellarDoors]

@daleksec666 You know what society needs? A real world equivalent of the Rancor Pit.

Here me out.... actually that's all I had, its not rocket science. Feed the insolent text-speaking fucks to some kind of large carnivorous 'thing' until only the mighty of mind and/or body are left to breed this horrendous apeshit mutation called "Mankind" into the gaping maw of oblivion.

[daleksec666]

@7CellarDoors Or even just a massive pit of fire to burn the morons and send the spiraling into the great beyond where they hope to find 'salvation'

[diogoRibeirinha]

@daleksec666 or perhaps just a good amount of weed for everyone. Usually helps.

[daleksec666]

@diogoRibeirinha WITH PESTICIDE

[diogoRibeirinha]

@daleksec666 touché.

[ffiinnrroodd]

Another unlikely thing: I liked whores.

[8gerrard8]

Hugh Dennis is the funniest man alive, then Milton Jones.

[Olole]

Finally a funny woman who joins MTW, 

[LettuceGames]

Who's the curly haired dude?

[BeresfordProductions]

@LettuceGames Chris Addison

[arbeitsscheuer]

I now want to get 'No one fucks with Mahatma Gandhi' on a t-shirt...

[jackster11997]

My favorite is deffo Andy parsons then Russell then Hugh , shame Frankie left :/

[animecat33]

man i wish this show aired in my country

i wouldn't miss one

[MarinahFish]

tough crowd :/

[lalaXPlala]

lol "the best thing about meeting the queen was listening to him singing candle in the wind!"

[popazz1]

Oh,here we go again,lol,putting down the female comics! I wonder how many of us could get up and do what they do?!

[GlophTheweb]

@popazz1 a lot of us probably. its a confidence thing. not that many people have confidence problems my friend. and you just pointed yours out to the whole world.

[popazz1]

@GlophTheweb ,

I look forward to watching your meteoric rise to comedy stardom! And my confidence levels are just fine,thanks,pal.

[GlophTheweb]

@popazz1 i was simply pointing out its very easy to get up on stage and tell jokes.

i would also like to point out the scientific fact that humans find women less funny than men. not sexist. just science.

[popazz1]

@GlophTheweb ,

Ok,whatever.Not worth getting into a full-on debate over it.

[GlophTheweb]

@popazz1 i never intended to freind.

rarely do i mean offense in the things i say.

and i am sorry if i have offended you.

[popazz1]

@GlophTheweb ,

I certainly didn't take offence.We simply have different views on female comics,it happens.

[warwickxp97]

26 people are mp's

[DroidBeetleBatallion]

26 people's buttocks are killing them !

[michael616joaquin]

Female comedians:lame as shit

[0deer7]

@michael616joaquin funny how if someone thinks a guy comedian isn't funny it's just that guy who isn't funny, but if they think a female comedian isn't funny all female comedians must be bad. not logical and not true.

[michael616joaquin]

@0deer7 It's logic, how many "funny" male comics are there vs female..I'm not saying it doesn't happen it's just really really really rare..

[CakesnakeFilms]

@0deer7 i have yet to see a funny female comedian.

[BananaAnna99]

John Prescott, an autobi...an autobri...a book by me. <3

[jonny2k100]

1:55. No offence to women but that was probably the only joke that I think was funny from a women comedian on Mock The Week

[KitsuneProject]

"Run! THERE'S A SUSPECT PACKAGE IN THE TOILETS!"

[KitsuneProject]

"The Sex Pistols had this to say; God Save The Queen"

[KitsuneProject]

"Help Me!"

"What's Wrong"

"Lord Voldamort Wants To Kill Me In Bed"

[fazzyjr]

why did frankie boyle leave?

[FOOTYMTW]

I love the edwina currie joke lol

[DietTabby]

Dear Haters:

Look at the dislike bar. Now look at your dick. See the resemblance? I thought so.

[GriddledSardines]

Lol that robert mugabe joke was hilarious :D

[MeanGreenMother123]

Crap audience :P

[jonny2k100]

John Prescott an' autobi an autobr, a book by me. So funny.

[ColdToxin]

What did the letter O say to the letter Q?

- "Dude, your dick is hanging out"

[chelseafcrocks82]

1:17 Hugh's creepy smile...XD

[colaharris]

cant fucking stand Andi Osho she not even funny

[chelseafcrocks82]

@colaharris Well, she's much, much better than most of the other female comedians.

[PatJennings95]

Milton, Hugh and Frankie: EPIC!

[MsHappyfeet95]

heaphcakes1988

No...It was becasue he made offensive jokes one example was about the queen.

[MsHappyfeet95]

Frankie didn't leave he got fired...

[heaphcakes1988]

@MsHappyfeet95 no..he left because he didnt like the way they were trying to mute his jokes.

[saturnstargirl]

What is a buffer?

[TeimParadox]

russell howard is cute : )

i'm a straight guy, i just wanted to say what all the girls were thinking

[TheCamaroGal]

@TeimParadox You know us very well ;))

[TheCherryBomber1]

@TeimParadox and a lot of the guys!

[DeutschmannGG]

@TeimParadox and many men :)

[7CellarDoors]

@TeimParadox You forgot the mandatory "yummy" and traditional 13 cutesy emoticons that only seem to emote cold scorn in me, or any reader that doesn't happen to be a 14yo mentally unstable collective manifestation of hormones and mobile phone cartridges.

Bitter?? Moi?

[daleksec666]

@7CellarDoors and every time i see them, i am reminded of why i hate humanity.

[7CellarDoors]

@daleksec666 I find this disposition irrevocably justified.

I find a negative twist on the legal principle "Innocent until proven guilty" to be a good rule of thumb for humanity. So it becomes "Blithering inbred fuck-clump until proven intelligent"

[daleksec666]

@7CellarDoors motherfucking purveyors of dumbassery until proven to have more intelligence than a moss-covered piece of moldy bread

[7CellarDoors]

@daleksec666 Precisely. Until proven otherwise, you are an eel mongering anal merchant of the highest order.

If everyone had such bellowing low opinions on their fleshy semi-sentient surroundings, there would be no such concepts as "offense"

I mean, who is offended by something from a person you perceive as equal or lower social standing to an anemic rodent's bloodied ass curry smeared angrily on the foreskin of a one eyed inbred pigeon suffering from arthritis and violent diarrhea

[hinghong5]

Gandi clearly fucked with 24 people

[contempgirl]

@DiEN0ob Women will never shag you, no offence.

[unrequiteddreams91]

@DiEN0ob You do realise that male cross-dressers don't class as women, right???

[DiEN0ob]

@unrequiteddreams91 Hahaa. :P

[YorkshireGripper]

Black and female........ Bad combination for a comedian

[UKGameMaster]

@YorkshireGripper that's kinda racist, man...

[YorkshireGripper]

@UKGameMaster Is she funny though? I rest my case.

[pieoverlord]

NO ONE FUCKS WITH MOHATMAH GHANDI.

[lordlewisuk]

keep pressin 8, lol

[Kerriangel]

"I always told the truth and stuck to my pre-election promises, especially concerning cuts and student fees. Just kidding I'm Nick Clegg,"

[Hamza199817]

pause then play then press 8 funny :D

[PunkiKidd98]

turn's out we were supposed to provide a buffer, not a buffet... ='S

[ARCANINE6]

MILTON!! MILTON!! MILTON!!

[DeAztec62]

women r always shit on this show

[TraineeHero]

Unlikely things to hear in a political memoir

'I'm sorry.'

[tintiringa]

I think this is the only clip where the female comedian wasn't shit and dominated.

[8DX]

No one fucks with da Ghandi!

[BalramRules]

@8DX enuff sed! NO ONE!!!! lool :P

[SamOwenI]

Oh stop hating, these are great comedians. Yes I agree Hugh's the best there, and Frankie leaving was a shame, but I'd like to see you guys try and top these guys, this isn't easy, just appreciate and stop hating.

[BalramRules]

@SamOwenI FRANKIE WAZ RUBBISH!!

[dimondcage]

@SamOwenI tell you what hugh sounds more funny when there is someone like russell or frankie on the other end making sharp jab to the jaw type to jokes lately in the new season after russell's departure the show has a different vibe now

[SamOwenI]

@dimondcage that's true, and it definitely feels different these days.

[MrHeslopian]

Andi Osho's jokes, especially the Elton John one, were just pathetic. Hugh saved the day as always, like he's found himself having to do ever since Frankie moved on.

[KenzoSnizzle]

@TheBruiser012 tbh, I think Chris tries far too hard; if he just keeps a bit more relaxed, his humour and/or wouldn't be so misguided.

[theDAMNEDproductions]

huge denis is funner now that frankie boyles gone

[MrStraight2hell]

chris addison is the worst comedian ever to darken the door at mock the week,and theyve had women on,and every1 knows women arnt funny.

[KenzoSnizzle]

@MrStraight2hell Although there is the minority like Gina Yashere and Andi Oshi (recently) and questionnably Lucy Porter, to name a few.

[MrStraight2hell]

@KenzoSnizzle to be honest i was just tryin to winde the ladies up.i do hate that chris addison tho.i think he must know someone in the bbc,although i suppose he,s there for the retards.

[KenzoSnizzle]

@MrStraight2hell Dara O'Briain very oddly seems to like some of Chris' 'jokes'; makes me wonder whether or not he is hiring him all the time. :(

[MrStraight2hell]

@KenzoSnizzle that would make Dara,s jokes even funnier next to addisons,mmm keeping himself well thought of,and in a job,,MY GOD YOUR RIGHT!

[KenzoSnizzle]

I'm getting really pissed off about the fact that the BBC have not yet begun to realise how horrifically awful a comedian Chris Addison is! He has now had SIX appearances!!! SIX?!?!?!?!?! He well and truly does not deserve so many appearances and he'd better not be an eventual replacement for Frankie Boyle!! >:(

[poorambo]

@KenzoSnizzle well said,im 100% behind you,lets get this tit off the show before its ruined.

[faniboz1]

BBC, you are officially dead.this proves it. 8 out of 10 cats on 4OD

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Hugh Dennis and Russel Howard are my fave, so did Frankie before he left everyone else can fuck off this isn't funny anymore, espeically Andy Parsons.

[TheIronGimp]

FUCK THE POOLICE

[ConnaghHBitch]

Fuck! This is literally on tv right now! I'm watching it! xD

[IamTENaCiOuS999]

Frankie boyle was the life of this show, without him it's nothing, and Andy parrsons isn't funny.

[Kelbert88]

BBC needs to listen to the fans of the show if they want to keep their ratings up. And the first thing they need to do is stop censoring the comedians. The second thing they need to do is beg Frankie Boyle to come back. Just because a few hundred stuck-up pricks make complaints that doesn't speak for the millions of us who love the show-in its old format.

[chris12dec]

Russell Howard seems to have morphed into Frankie Boyle.

[Jords464]

Mahatma coat

[SozzledTerror]

Mock the Week, but not the BBC.

[ScottyDandCrazyP]

Who says buttocks?

[xed360x]

@ScottyDandCrazyP - He did,

[blazingman311]

@poorambo that makes literally no sense, considering you're the one who doesn't want to watch the video.

Tell me, do you actually think before you type? Or do you just bash your head onto the keyboard in the hope that you might make an accurate comment? Regardless of which method you chose, you failed big time

I can only assume you're a dumbass American, if by some freak of nature accident you're British, please, spare us the shame by shutting the fuck up.

[poorambo]

@blazingman311 cool? seriously u must be 59,haha cool,post-moder???u really are a sad cunt,u really think i give a fuk,uv been well trolled softshite.

[blazingman311]

@poorambo thats right, you troll'd me so bad.

[poorambo]

@blazingman311 lame reply,why ja bother?

[ShirtlessBauer]

I prefer 8 out of 10 cats..

[89Barty]

@ShirtlessBauer i do now that frankie is gone :(

[timhughes101]

Frankie has been commissioned his own sketch based show due for broadcast this november on channel 4 called "Tramadol Nights".

Lets hope its a clever and brutal as his stand up and other appearances.

[HedjaHead]

HAAHAHAHAHAAHA SEX JOKES IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAID A SEX JOKE :D

Sex jokes are killing stand up and comedy in general. This show has way too many.

[OohTheHorror]

BRING BACK FRANKIE

[antbubb]

where's the second part with the mighty "skipping rope" joke?

[TheJesuslostcousin]

@Goosy321 So dont watch it xD

[BritishPrashant]

Comment removed by Chuck Norri's British cousin

[xan778]

@thebigman2598 amen brother!

[naibaf321]

bcc your pricks, this is shit, BRING BACK FRANKIE

[zZzhutchyzZz]

Hahaha

[youknowimright1]

It just isn't the same without franky boyle

[gr8gunner101]

even though most were adult and hard to understand still pretty fun

[shawao]

This show is slowly dying, has gone from my favourite comedy new panel to being just remotly funny - maybe get frankie back producers???

[LegoDudez]

Love it.

[whoadudecalmitdown]

so bad without frankie

[chickpea124]

wtf

[ihatedarts]

Bring back Frankie

[MrRangey7]

@ihatedarts i dont think they kick him off he just stopped doing comedy

[garethkielty]

@ihatedarts i hate darts too....how the hell can that be called a sport, its a fucking drinking game

[StormchaserKnight]

@ihatedarts Why? He's not funny

[thewelshbelongtous]

@StormchaserKnight Yes he is....

[LokkerG]

@ihatedarts Unless you want Frankie Boyle with no edge, don't ask.

[gummybot]

Where the FUCK IS FRANKIE BOYLE!!

[Seanod123]

Why havnt they got rid of that guy with the goatee yet. Hes never made me laugh. Now that Frankie boyle has gone, russel is the only funny one on the show, and hes not the best in this set up, I prefer him in standup.

[boogaloo80]

9 years ago today 3000 people were murdered. Ground zero workers are still sick and dying after they were told by their government that the toxic air was safe to breathe. Even today we are feeling the effects of 9/11 from the war on terror, removal of freedoms, and wars in foreign countries. WTC 7 fell into itself, and the official story says that it was destroyed by fire. Over 1200 architects and engineers think there's more to know. Here's why: watch?v=XrnmbUDeHus

[Spedding101]

I love BBC comedy panel shows

[Sligo360]

Frankie Boyle is badly needed there.

[mynameistaken07]

Nothing more pointless than an argument over YouTube :)

I love mock the week! Russel is the funniest

[TheBlackDelorian]

commando noobs, oh wait wrong video..

[juggernautjigsaw99]

wow Whos Line Is It Anyway knockoff

[Alishimwaah]

@juggernautjigsaw99 shut up, you watch one clip and think you know everything... the whole show isnt like this. you fucking twat.

[PrattyUK]

Russell Howard Lives Literally 5mins From Me!!!! :D

[Vidz1994]

StoneMonkey and MrStraight2Hell Epic Argument!!!

[MrStraight2hell]

@Vidz1994 thank you,an good day to u.

[victoriamerina]

thank god there's a woman here! It was getting kind of bleak, all those highly paid men bitching about dara's big head!

[MeggyTheMoo]

Yay MTW is back!!! I LOVE this show!

[paperclip227]

i think maybe people need to calm down.its comedy not politics. really funny comedy as well. and it sounds like people are just arguing for the sake of it. this isnt a message board for angry people and if you have a problem with each other then deal with it.

[stonemonkey999]

@MrStraight2hell I don't need to hug a tree, as I am not a 'hippy' or whatever stereotype you are refering to. I don't need to say what he said that was racist, you can do that on your own accord if you are so in need of knowing. I'm not dumb. I don't need to grow up, as I'm not using childish 'abusive' words to get a point across, in fact, I'm clever enough to think up words instead. And adults? Ha, you clearly don't know how to act like one. Idiot.

[MrStraight2hell]

@stonemonkey999 well u must be 1 loney sad loner,an u cant even back your argument up,so wot did frankie say to upset you? aqs i said your not mature enough to watch this show,stick to watchin doctor who,thats for children right, adults do swear y,know . they enhance your feelings,why waste my time, i think u best go an tidy your bedroom .u dont want another early night lol

[stonemonkey999]

@MrStraight2hell I'm not a 'loney sad loner' as I have something called friends, unlike you it would seem. And I never said something Frankie said upset me. I am apparently very mature for my age, and Doctor Who isn't for kids, it's for everyone, it's called a family programme? And it isn't the only programme I watch believe it or not. Adults DO swear, but they don't swear in every sentence they type, haha. Enhance feelings? I think not, just shows your immaturity up...

[MrStraight2hell]

@stonemonkey999 and these friends of yours, are they aloud to tell jokes or disagree with your opinion? lol.they must be on eggshells.fuk off wierdo.

[stonemonkey999]

@MrStraight2hell Of course they can make jokes and disagree with my opinion. And what the hell, eggshells?

And you call me a weirdo.

[MrStraight2hell]

@stonemonkey999 youve never heard the expression " walking on eggshells" ask an adult.

[stonemonkey999]

@MrStraight2hell Why would my friends say things just to please me? They know they can say whatever I want, I might disagree, but I wouldn't say they are completely and utterly wrong and must do whatever I tell them to do or think. That's not what friends are for. Or is that just how you treat your friends, if you have any.

[MrStraight2hell]

@stonemonkey999 wow u really are young,err ok,my bad frankie was a bad bad man,lets get more mild leftwing comedians on the show,u win.jeeeez.

[stonemonkey999]

@MrStraight2hell Also, I don't need to tidy my room, I just leave it how it is. And an early night? What the hell are you on about. Ha.

[MrStraight2hell]

@stonemonkey999 make sure u put all your toys away.

[stonemonkey999]

@MrStraight2hell Well, first of all, I am a girl, retard. Secondly, I should grow up? I'm the one talking maturely instead of using pathetic swear words when clearly wrong. Frankie was racist, everyone would say he's said alot of racist things. It shows you're extremely dumb if you didn't know that. Oh, and I never said I was glad Frankie left, he was good, at times, but should've just toned it down a bit, which is the reason why he left the show.

So yeah.

[PhoenixMaster4]

You fools.

This still remains one of the best TV programmes i've ever watched. (Right next to Russell Howard's Good News, actually).

Get a sense of humour, you soul-less tossers.

[MrStraight2hell]

only comment on this video is your going to heap praise on the bbc,or it will be removed,the bbc isnt interested in the views of license fee payers.

[MrStraight2hell]

why did u remove my comment,oh did i dare to critisize the bbc.

[Lamondism]

This show used to be great before Political Correctness took over.

[poorambo]

doesent the bbc believe in freedom of speech? why r u removing comments ?

[tehf00n]

@poorambo does the bbc believe in freedom of speech? are you aware they are a corporate media arm of the new world order? Guess not lol

[MrStraight2hell]

@tehf00n THEY,LL NEVER TAKE R TROLL FREEDOM!!!!!!!!lol

[bbcdouchebags]

@poorambo you can slag off david cameron.bbc wont delete that comment but dont slag off gordon browns smile or theyll block you

[MrStraight2hell]

@bbcdouchebags innit lets get rid of these commies,we want freedom of speech.