Ok, so God created us in his own image, if u pastafarians truly believe this side dish is a God, then why do we look so different from him, you see, it's god who created everything and everyone, not food.
I think the belief in FSM is awesome, but it would REALLY suck if 200 years from now people actually believe this and, say, The Invisible Pink Unicorn were real, there would. be religious wars and stuff.
@wow8955 how can you say that when you just saw this video? Right there you have concrete PROOF the flying spaghetti monster exists and you still speak blasphemy about him! I, for one, am not foolish enough to worship other false gods (jesus) with proof the fsm exists!
This is all a bunch of bull shit, how cam somebody acctually Belive and put thier faith in a spaghetti monster, what a childish thing. How can you call him the one true god, there is but only one true god, our Heavenly Father, which art in Heaven, Jesus Christ, and the holy spirit, He is the true god who created the universe, and he has something bigger planned for us
In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen
LOL and do you all also believe in flying hamburger monster ? cause its there, I saw it... really :D and don't forget about flying hot-dog and pizza... WOW it doesn't get any dumber than this, any religion is ridiculous, but you gotta be really, reaaly dumb as hell, to belive in FSM, I'd say that only a retard can belive in such a ridiculous crap, only in USA you have people who don't believe in scientifically verifiable FACTS like evolution, but believe in flying pasta with meat :D funny nation
@kkkkrackers In short: he boiled for your sins, how dare you back talk him! May you be blessed by His noodly appendage.
In long: The FSM was actually created to mock and protest the Kansas State Board of Education's decision to permit the teaching of creationism. Most all Pastafarian beliefs are satires of creationism.
[-Nonsense. He gets no bargain with us. We are vile and gross.-]
NONSENSE.
He IS desperate for us to believe him; he has his people commit genocide on those who don't believe him, he calls those who don't believe in him "foolish and damned", and rewards his believers with a psuedo-paradise that appeals specifically to human nature.
God gives you evil children of satan enough evidence for you to come to Him and yield to His right to control ur life if that is what you so want. ANd for those that dont want God, he leaves enough pieces missing to allow you to reason God out of ur consciousness.So the atheist movement could be being used by God to polarize the believers and non believers. "He sent them a great delusion that they believe the lie, who took pleasure in unrighteousness"
[-God gives you evil children of satan enough evidence for you to come to Him and yield to His right to control ur life if that is what you so want.-]
Can you give me just one example of such evidence? Just ONE?
[-ANd for those that dont want God, he leaves enough pieces missing to allow you to reason God out of ur consciousness.-]
If your god is so loving, why would he do such a thing? He is so desperate for people to believe him that he would have his followers commit genocide.
@Kinin4 ""He is so desperate for people to believe him ""
Nonsense. He gets no bargain with us. We are vile and gross. The only reason ur not a mass murderer is that you dont believe that to be in ur best interests. When I came to Christ I gave and give him so much grief but he never leaves me. He is changing me to think like Him but right not have a long way to go for instance, I think that u r a loathesome creep and I have no love for u. The Lord will forgive me and change me soon.
1.) You do realize that there are perfectly natural explanations for how many things are "fine-tuned", right? And there are also DOUBLE the amount of examples of things that are NOT "fine-tuned".
Your argument, the Teleological Argument, although based on a reasonable assumption, is actually one of your worst arguments.
@j919or Maybe you are a vile and gross mass murderer, doesn't mean other people are. If you really think that you would murder someone without your god holding you back then you have some very serious problems. Get some professional help.
You have enough evidence from the order in the universe. Dawkins calls the complexity of the universe overwhelming. Everything is fine tuned and if it werent fine tuned wed cease to exist. But you dont wanna believe bc it would mean facing up to it that you are evil and gross and not worthy of anything but hell. It is there that ud find mercy and grace and restoration. But u rather look right than be right.
Who are any of you to judge another's faith? The FSM might as well be real, it's just as easy to believe as an old man who sits in the clouds and commands legions of flying babies to spread the word of his existence. I mean really, those arguing and trying to convert are the pathetic ones.
We are a religion of peace, but if you insult our god again we will start a Holy Way against you and your country and exterminate every single infidel on Earth.
This Bullshit Religion is a disgrace to all forms of piracy not to mention the history of pirates, this is just a disgrace followers of bullshit lets make a bullshit religion where we worship bullshit. fags.
The Anti-Pasta uses his infinately delicious 'sauce force' to draw you away from the warm noodly embrace of the one true God... The Anti-Pasta is pure evil. More often than not, he'll try to telepathically direct the empty minded lost souls that he manipulates towards the ridiculous belief of Christianity where the 'hopelessly confused' find refuge in believing in some sort of magical, Jewish, zombie sky carpenter.
Look, I know a fake video when I see one and believe me when I say that this is definately real. You seem like a very angry child. No doubt your separation from Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has resulted in your mind being taken over by the Anti-Pasta. I will pray for you.
How can anyone argue against His Noodliness when there is cast iron proof of His existence... I don't get it. How many YouTube videos are there of the mythological, magical, Jewish, zombie sky carpenter Jesus??... None.. That's how many!
your basing your faith in youtube videos??? how pathetic you are!
everything can be done in videos that's why that not all videos are accepted in a human court!
videos are not evidence! videos are just stupid tools to hide or reverse the truth.
think of yourself, i think you just believing that stupid monster co'z you don't want His commandments in the bible. you've replace truth with lies like FSM co'z you don't want the truth!!
FSM 6:19:02 Come forth Noah and build me a boat, this boat shall be 300 cubits long by 50 cubits wide and 20 cubits high. Under it you shall build a fire to cook my sausce. I will bring un to you my meatballs, two by two, you shall for 40 days and 40 nights cook them in the sausce until tender. You shall be given the recipe for the secrets to the sausce, keep them safe in your holy recipe book. amen
Sing to Bob Marley's Redemption Song: " All pirates eat spaghetti...sometimes with a knife and fork.......please sprinkle me plate with parmesan....and a little garlic...... Sometimes my taste buds feel strong... with the help of some hot sauce..... My tongue quivers with anticipation....triumphantly..... Won't you help me sing...these songs of pasta..... I twirl it on my fork.....Spaghetti song......Spaghetti song."
Are you kidding!! in canada theres a bitter rivalry between neo-Pastafarianism and conservative pastafarianism the latter believing FPM is comprised of a think hearty vengeful whole wheat pasta much like what was shown above and the former believing FSM comprised of a soft compassionate angel hair pasta. The death toll in Toronto alone is almost at 1100 people
Almighty Noodliness, please tell me this: I try to be as piratish as I can ever since I came to know of you. But you being the Almighty: Why can't you speak this message in my tongue?
@BIOHAZARDRG Obviously-AROUND the beer volcanos the FSM created fields of exclusive cannabis plants with Spaghetti-sized trichomes,because every pirate MUST have the munchies at all times.Oh how our holyness will be pleased....and enlighten us with his Noodly Appedage...RAmen!!
This religion is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen, and anyone that belives in this stuff is a retard. Like seriously a fucking Spaghetti monster I eat that for dinner. Wouldn't that be considered cannibalism
@superfreak96 Same goes for Jesus and the Bread and Wine at the last supper. Personally, I see eating Pasta as a blessing from the lord that he has chosen to touch me with his Noodly Appedage.
It is impossible to deny His Almighty Noodliness after this message. I don't hate them, it is not up to me to judge them. They will be punished by Him forever when they die. That'll teach them.
*AHEM* Unless this is created by the great prophet, Bobby Henderson, I think it would fall under number 7 of the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" which quite clearly states.... "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?"
There is more proof for the flying spaghetti monster than the god of the bible, thats a fact! Also, Pastafarianism is a religion of peace, no one has been killed in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. All of those who have massacred people were in the religion of not believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The plans of the Great Divine and Holy Spaghetti War are already in motion, and everything is happening as intended...
In the year 2011, Pastapocalypse will come! The FMS, his noodliness himself will come down and touch all people on earth! The true Pastafarians shall enjoy the delights of the SAUCE, but the heathens shall die painfully!!
Don't be daft, His Almighty Noodliness is a kindly, non-egotistical deity, unlike some I could mention, and who therefore cares not what you believe, only what kind of person you are.
"I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject." ~The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, p.77ish
@ShanyiBacsi Your are insulting the pastafarian message by saying he will kill, for no one has been killed in his name. He will take the true fidel to the sky, leaving the unbeilever untouched, but he shall not kill them
@PassionForPasta No one has been killed in the name of Pastafarianism. But many have put on some weight....... which might lead to some health issues. No religion is perfect. All praises due to his starchy greatness.
As opposed to believing some bloke 2 millenia back rose people from the dead, sure. And that's a common delusion, so comparatively, not so easily deceived. No more than say the average Christian or Muslim. Pehaps one day, you shall be touched by His noodly appendage.
Pastafarianism is getting out of control. It was meant to parody other religions but it has taken on a life of its own, with its own preachers, creation myth, texts, theories, miracle sightings, and so forth. You are playing with fire. A bunch of people are converting to pastafarianism and it is becoming a more effective religion than the ones it was meant to undermine. Then what will you do?
Don't believe this video - it's an obvious fake - interstellar transmissions don't have this kind of 'Studio' distortions for a start. Secondly - what would any omnipotent entity do with T shirt sales?
do you know someone who believes? cause if you do I wanna point and laugh at them. I have a feeling that person may just be an atheist who is pulling your leg.
i heard of people who beleive in a selfcontradicting, invisible, unproven god they call yhvh or elohim or don't call it at all cause they think they mustn't do so, and it's newer gospel is based on over 40 years of chinese whispers!!
well i didnt put the "!" at the end so you cant say that i seemed suprised. i was just stating that because someone was going on that pastafarianism isnt a real religion
You could not have possibly insulted the religion more. The FSM does not need money, the creator (sorry for forgetting your name) of the FSM is just the copyright holder and probably doesn't want to have some retarded rich person making even more money.
The entire point of Intelligent Desing is that the cosmos was made by an IMMATERIAL, SUPERNATURAL, ALL-KNOWING and ALL-POWERFULL entity, in other words, something DEVINE.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not qualify since it has none of those characteristics.
Get a clue Atheists. Try this rather than your FSM childishness :
It's called common sense. What real God would resemble a type of food? Seriously.......Do people not understand that we were made in the image of the real God? Meaning, we look like God. It's simple; people are just afraid to trust in the real God, so they put their faith in man-made imitation, and dare to say it's a real God. But then again, why should be so surprised? Humanity has been rejecting God for years, because they are so afraid to believe in someone they can't see.
look, i don't have a problem with you as a person, for believeing in christianity, but what I do have a problem with, is you trying to belittle people who honestly don't have the same beliefs as you. That is racism, and one of your beliefs is to show love to any and all.
You do realize that spaghetti is just food, right? And that this "god" is made up? I mean, really....Flying Spaghetti Monster? The name itself has "false god" written all over it.
There is only one real God. If Humanity is dumb enough to believe in a food-based god, then I don't wanna know whats next: Hot dog god? A duck god? A tree god? A human brain god? There's no telling what mankind will do just to reject the one & only true God, who loves us all.
The reason for the FSM is to redicule the beliefe in the diety that many people believe in becuase he's not real but you can believe whatever you want no one is stoping you but the person doing this video is speaking his mind if you don't like it oh well live with it lol
It is blasphemy to speak ill of the HotDog god, he loves us all and created the entire universe.
Anyone who blasphemes should be boiled lightly for 5-8 minutes, then served in a bread bun with ketchup, onions and mustard, as it was written in the holy book.
There is no such god. The real God made us in His image.
"Anyone who blasphemes should be boiled lightly for 5-8 minutes, then served in a bread bun with ketchup, onions and mustard, as it was written in the holy book."
Not trying to insult you, but that is just so fake.
The FSM and the Hotdog god are all food-related--and the real God doesn't look like that.
No, although i don't personally believe there is a God doesn't mean I don't have respect or friendship of a person that believes that there is. People like DonExodus2 and Ken Miller believe in God and I think they are very smart people.
The reason i don't think you are smart is because you are gullible enough to think that a parody religion that worships pasta is a real religion.
Hmm. A sauce jacuzzi. Actually sounds very nice :)
deppgurl150 2 days ago
I see the light! I SEE THE LIGHT!!!
HowToOwnReality 2 weeks ago
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Theremin!
NGC7319 2 weeks ago
Aaaaah! AAAAAAHH! OUR LORD HATH SPOKEN!!!
ZealousAnubis 1 month ago
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Ok, so God created us in his own image, if u pastafarians truly believe this side dish is a God, then why do we look so different from him, you see, it's god who created everything and everyone, not food.
WOW8955 1 month ago
I think the belief in FSM is awesome, but it would REALLY suck if 200 years from now people actually believe this and, say, The Invisible Pink Unicorn were real, there would. be religious wars and stuff.
TheApatheistic1 1 month ago
Oh! His noodliness! R'Amen
TheRebeccaMarch 1 month ago 2
there are ALREADY pirates in the white housr!
moonbeamchaos 2 months ago
@wow8955 how can you say that when you just saw this video? Right there you have concrete PROOF the flying spaghetti monster exists and you still speak blasphemy about him! I, for one, am not foolish enough to worship other false gods (jesus) with proof the fsm exists!
08codys90 2 months ago
LOL THE SPORE VOICES!
jasin117 3 months ago
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This is all a bunch of bull shit, how cam somebody acctually Belive and put thier faith in a spaghetti monster, what a childish thing. How can you call him the one true god, there is but only one true god, our Heavenly Father, which art in Heaven, Jesus Christ, and the holy spirit, He is the true god who created the universe, and he has something bigger planned for us
WOW8955 3 months ago
Its our savior!!!!!
INMATE2468 4 months ago
RAmen
torrid426 4 months ago
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In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen
sonicwingmode2 4 months ago
May his noodles and meatballs be with you all. May his sauce bring you joy and love.
AMagicalUsername 4 months ago
LOL and do you all also believe in flying hamburger monster ? cause its there, I saw it... really :D and don't forget about flying hot-dog and pizza... WOW it doesn't get any dumber than this, any religion is ridiculous, but you gotta be really, reaaly dumb as hell, to belive in FSM, I'd say that only a retard can belive in such a ridiculous crap, only in USA you have people who don't believe in scientifically verifiable FACTS like evolution, but believe in flying pasta with meat :D funny nation
kkkkrackers 5 months ago
@kkkkrackers our holy FSM God is believed in all over the word. May he reach out and touch you with his holy noodly appendage.
KatherinaW 4 months ago 2
@KatherinaW RAmen brother!
Lurgie1 4 months ago
@kkkkrackers HOW DARE YOU! HE BOILED FOR YOUR SINS!
mscubana 4 months ago
@kkkkrackers In short: he boiled for your sins, how dare you back talk him! May you be blessed by His noodly appendage.
In long: The FSM was actually created to mock and protest the Kansas State Board of Education's decision to permit the teaching of creationism. Most all Pastafarian beliefs are satires of creationism.
camlind12 4 months ago
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[-Nonsense. He gets no bargain with us. We are vile and gross.-]
NONSENSE.
He IS desperate for us to believe him; he has his people commit genocide on those who don't believe him, he calls those who don't believe in him "foolish and damned", and rewards his believers with a psuedo-paradise that appeals specifically to human nature.
Kinin4 5 months ago
it would have been funnier if they made the FSM gospel book a box of pasta
khida123p 5 months ago
Have you ever heard of a group of Pastafarians stoning anyone to death?
How about Christians?
Speaking for myself alone.....I have been touched by his noodley appendage.
"Ramen"
fab42 5 months ago
Behold his awesome noodliness!
He boiled for YOUR sins.
fab42 5 months ago
""believe in a being you cannot see ""
God gives you evil children of satan enough evidence for you to come to Him and yield to His right to control ur life if that is what you so want. ANd for those that dont want God, he leaves enough pieces missing to allow you to reason God out of ur consciousness.So the atheist movement could be being used by God to polarize the believers and non believers. "He sent them a great delusion that they believe the lie, who took pleasure in unrighteousness"
j919or 5 months ago
@j919or
[-God gives you evil children of satan enough evidence for you to come to Him and yield to His right to control ur life if that is what you so want.-]
Can you give me just one example of such evidence? Just ONE?
[-ANd for those that dont want God, he leaves enough pieces missing to allow you to reason God out of ur consciousness.-]
If your god is so loving, why would he do such a thing? He is so desperate for people to believe him that he would have his followers commit genocide.
Kinin4 5 months ago
@Kinin4 ""He is so desperate for people to believe him ""
Nonsense. He gets no bargain with us. We are vile and gross. The only reason ur not a mass murderer is that you dont believe that to be in ur best interests. When I came to Christ I gave and give him so much grief but he never leaves me. He is changing me to think like Him but right not have a long way to go for instance, I think that u r a loathesome creep and I have no love for u. The Lord will forgive me and change me soon.
j919or 5 months ago
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@j919or
1.) You do realize that there are perfectly natural explanations for how many things are "fine-tuned", right? And there are also DOUBLE the amount of examples of things that are NOT "fine-tuned".
Your argument, the Teleological Argument, although based on a reasonable assumption, is actually one of your worst arguments.
Kinin4 5 months ago
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Kinin4 5 months ago
@j919or
[-The only reason ur not a mass murderer is that you dont believe that to be in ur best interests.-]
And the only reason YOU'RE not a mass-murderer because an imaginary sky god said you'd be rewarded or damned to hell depending on how you act?
Sounds like threats and coercion to me; not a genuine caring for what is moral.
Kinin4 5 months ago
@j919or Maybe you are a vile and gross mass murderer, doesn't mean other people are. If you really think that you would murder someone without your god holding you back then you have some very serious problems. Get some professional help.
8698gil 2 weeks ago
You have enough evidence from the order in the universe. Dawkins calls the complexity of the universe overwhelming. Everything is fine tuned and if it werent fine tuned wed cease to exist. But you dont wanna believe bc it would mean facing up to it that you are evil and gross and not worthy of anything but hell. It is there that ud find mercy and grace and restoration. But u rather look right than be right.
j919or 5 months ago
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Kinin4 5 months ago
@j919or
You do realize that the Almighty FSM is giving you all sorts of evidence, right? You, as a blind unbeliever, choose not to see.
You will be condemned to hell with Stale beer and STD-infected hookers if you do not believe.
But he loves you!
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youneekk 6 months ago
There have been pirates in the white house for quite some time now... did I miss something?
cycophile 6 months ago
THE FSM IS A VERY PEACEFUL GOD HE HASNO PROBLEM WITH YOU INSULTING THEM HE HAS NO PROBLEM!
bigkanish3 6 months ago
Salve the Spaghetti Monster and his son Spaghethor!!
0299792458 6 months ago
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We must honor He Who Boiled for Our Sins by dressing up as pirates and spreading the blessed words of His Noodliness.
WeAreAllBleach 7 months ago
We must honor He Who Boiled for Our Sins by dressing up as pirates and spreading the blessed words of His Noodliness.
WeAreAllBleach 7 months ago
@Valorei I was just about to type pretty much exactly what your post said, my point is couldn't agree more
MrPillowfy 7 months ago
Ramen
ThePandoraGuy 8 months ago
Hrmm..... join the Order of His most Holy Noodle. Or follow sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard. Hard choice, hard choice indeed.
Zeracan 8 months ago
Who are any of you to judge another's faith? The FSM might as well be real, it's just as easy to believe as an old man who sits in the clouds and commands legions of flying babies to spread the word of his existence. I mean really, those arguing and trying to convert are the pathetic ones.
Valorei 9 months ago
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Who's stupid enough to believe this?
jonyhamastix 9 months ago
i think it would be better to have no religion at all than to pretend to believe in this. this is just ridiculous haha
LClarkeProductions 10 months ago
@LClarkeProductions
We are a religion of peace, but if you insult our god again we will start a Holy Way against you and your country and exterminate every single infidel on Earth.
Hell yeah we will.....hell yeah...
0299792458 6 months ago
This Bullshit Religion is a disgrace to all forms of piracy not to mention the history of pirates, this is just a disgrace followers of bullshit lets make a bullshit religion where we worship bullshit. fags.
Nicky3guns 10 months ago
@Nicky3guns Those religions were already created. They're called Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
LordAntonis 7 months ago
He is coming to save us all !!!
TVCSD 11 months ago
Ramen!
My savior T.T
i love you, All-Mighty Noodly One!
OyonTheAdept 11 months ago 2
1:49 min of purest enlightenment
atheistfromaustria 1 year ago
@mmcsjlc
The Anti-Pasta uses his infinately delicious 'sauce force' to draw you away from the warm noodly embrace of the one true God... The Anti-Pasta is pure evil. More often than not, he'll try to telepathically direct the empty minded lost souls that he manipulates towards the ridiculous belief of Christianity where the 'hopelessly confused' find refuge in believing in some sort of magical, Jewish, zombie sky carpenter.
Stebsey1 1 year ago 7
@Stebsey1 sauce be upon you sir
xxlazylizardxx 1 month ago
@mmcsjlc
"everything can be done in videos"
How dare you, sir.
Look, I know a fake video when I see one and believe me when I say that this is definately real. You seem like a very angry child. No doubt your separation from Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has resulted in your mind being taken over by the Anti-Pasta. I will pray for you.
Stebsey1 1 year ago 23
@Stebsey1 but some of us like antipasto.....its the best part of the meal.
OkamsRazer 3 weeks ago
@TVCSD
How can anyone argue against His Noodliness when there is cast iron proof of His existence... I don't get it. How many YouTube videos are there of the mythological, magical, Jewish, zombie sky carpenter Jesus??... None.. That's how many!
Stebsey1 1 year ago
@Stebsey1 hahaha... you idiot FSM believer!!
your basing your faith in youtube videos??? how pathetic you are!
everything can be done in videos that's why that not all videos are accepted in a human court!
videos are not evidence! videos are just stupid tools to hide or reverse the truth.
think of yourself, i think you just believing that stupid monster co'z you don't want His commandments in the bible. you've replace truth with lies like FSM co'z you don't want the truth!!
mmcsjlc 1 year ago
@mmcsjlc Please show patience and respect of the beliefs of others.
After all......He boiled for YOUR sins too.
Ramen
fab42 5 months ago
He has come to save us from those friggin boring christians and looney fukn muslims ,i raise me beer can to you and your pirates ,ramen !!!
TVCSD 1 year ago
Oh sweet lord!!! :).. There HE is!!.. Caught on actual film!!!.. In all His beefy gloriousness!!
Hail meatsauce, full of Beef..
Command me oh mighty one. I am your servant and your willing voice.
Ramen, brothers.... Ramen
Stebsey1 1 year ago 3
seriously, i cannot.
bdhcarbon 1 year ago
DARK SIDED!!! GARGOYLES, PSYCHICS, PIIIIIIIIIIIIRATES!!!!!!!! IN FSM NAME, R'Amen.
Snowmansdsm09 1 year ago
Find thee Pirate booty!! R'Amen.
Snowmansdsm09 1 year ago
RAmen
Ryosuke0loquendo 1 year ago
hale to the creator, the almighty FSM
FSM 6:19:02 Come forth Noah and build me a boat, this boat shall be 300 cubits long by 50 cubits wide and 20 cubits high. Under it you shall build a fire to cook my sausce. I will bring un to you my meatballs, two by two, you shall for 40 days and 40 nights cook them in the sausce until tender. You shall be given the recipe for the secrets to the sausce, keep them safe in your holy recipe book. amen
DrFox2000 1 year ago
Someday I wish to be blessed by his noodly appendage...
karleksvenska 1 year ago
Blasfamy!!! The voice of the savior is unrecordable!!! A face voice!! But the subtitles were correct.
ryolo132 1 year ago
That's stupid he should have an epic voice.
dakilla816 1 year ago
Sing to Bob Marley's Redemption Song: " All pirates eat spaghetti...sometimes with a knife and fork.......please sprinkle me plate with parmesan....and a little garlic...... Sometimes my taste buds feel strong... with the help of some hot sauce..... My tongue quivers with anticipation....triumphantly..... Won't you help me sing...these songs of pasta..... I twirl it on my fork.....Spaghetti song......Spaghetti song."
velveetaslingshot 1 year ago
Adopt a pirate eh?
I'll adopt all the Pirates I can :)
shadowmare97 1 year ago
0:48 But the real pirates are already in the white house for hundreds of years.
Zoric150 1 year ago
Are you kidding!! in canada theres a bitter rivalry between neo-Pastafarianism and conservative pastafarianism the latter believing FPM is comprised of a think hearty vengeful whole wheat pasta much like what was shown above and the former believing FSM comprised of a soft compassionate angel hair pasta. The death toll in Toronto alone is almost at 1100 people
kman87675700 1 year ago
Almighty Noodliness, please tell me this: I try to be as piratish as I can ever since I came to know of you. But you being the Almighty: Why can't you speak this message in my tongue?
:-)
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr
GGGNVideos 1 year ago
Ramen is omnipetant so he speak english or any other language
Abajamableable 1 year ago
This sounds exactly like what greedo said to han Solo in the cantina bar, amazing!!
aquaristic 1 year ago
we do have pirates in the white house
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 Well... we have a black man...
Bobofjudia 1 year ago
cristhians SUCK.
irugaejudia 1 year ago
If he did not created the universe, the WHO created it??? The WHO??
marracotube 1 year ago 3
if you deny His Noodleness, then enjoy eternity in hell with stale beer and STD infested hookers you damn bastards!
luv4drums1 1 year ago 56
@luv4drums1 I agree!
Ullelei 1 year ago
@luv4drums1 You obviously are not pastafarian.... go to Venganza.org its their website then maybe you can learn how the FSM works
bigkanish3 6 months ago
@bigkanish3 how dare you.
luv4drums1 6 months ago
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google Doe's Account. mindblowing.
Phatcass 1 year ago
How can anyone deny this ? there are videos of him !!
maryjane9040 1 year ago 4
everyone who honestly believes this fucked up shit needs to stay of the ganja ur giving weed a bad name
BIOHAZARDRG 1 year ago
@BIOHAZARDRG Obviously-AROUND the beer volcanos the FSM created fields of exclusive cannabis plants with Spaghetti-sized trichomes,because every pirate MUST have the munchies at all times.Oh how our holyness will be pleased....and enlighten us with his Noodly Appedage...RAmen!!
Leandra150585 1 year ago
This religion is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen, and anyone that belives in this stuff is a retard. Like seriously a fucking Spaghetti monster I eat that for dinner. Wouldn't that be considered cannibalism
superfreak96 1 year ago
@superfreak96 Same goes for Jesus and the Bread and Wine at the last supper. Personally, I see eating Pasta as a blessing from the lord that he has chosen to touch me with his Noodly Appedage.
rAmen.
SamoIsKing 1 year ago
@superfreak96 its just to show how stupid religion is. No one actually believes it.
Mayhem108 1 year ago
@Mayhem108 Why do you dare to deny my beliefs? Do you not know that we are all made of some pasta?
marracotube 1 year ago
RAmen.
anjedendermichkennt 1 year ago
I wish all the deluded atheists would see this.
It is impossible to deny His Almighty Noodliness after this message. I don't hate them, it is not up to me to judge them. They will be punished by Him forever when they die. That'll teach them.
fisterB 1 year ago
non believers will spend eternity in a red hot bowl pasta sauce with extra hot chillies
terry4144 1 year ago
Uçan Spagetti Canavarı adına !!
FurkanTopal 1 year ago
May all non-believers see the light.
RAmen
adamkyler 1 year ago
Sux
XIRONTIGERX 2 years ago
all hail his holy appendage.... in the words of the fsm..... dont be a bitch, its not nice
bananahamok100 2 years ago 2
IT REMINDS ME OF HOW MIDNA TALKS!!
basleanew 2 years ago
Ramen!
CamilleLovesFuturama 2 years ago 3
AND also partially under rule 4...
TheGordee 2 years ago
*AHEM* Unless this is created by the great prophet, Bobby Henderson, I think it would fall under number 7 of the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" which quite clearly states.... "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?"
TheGordee 2 years ago
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dismo77 2 years ago
holy spaghetti you holy noddly appendage touch my heart ^^
CopperFangunlimited 2 years ago
so this thing is not just on my
longboard?
Joshpunksk8 2 years ago
lol @ scogers, i take it your talking about God.
God or the Almighty FSM have EXACTLY the same amount of proof for thier claims based on logical thought and overwhelming observable evidence!
That would be None btw!
peteq1972 2 years ago
There is more proof for the flying spaghetti monster than the god of the bible, thats a fact! Also, Pastafarianism is a religion of peace, no one has been killed in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. All of those who have massacred people were in the religion of not believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
PassionForPasta 2 years ago 98
Seeing is believing -Check out the video:"Flying Spaghetti Monster Boomerangs" Fly them in Church 18' to make converts!!!
flyingscience 2 years ago
No one has been killed YET!
The plans of the Great Divine and Holy Spaghetti War are already in motion, and everything is happening as intended...
In the year 2011, Pastapocalypse will come! The FMS, his noodliness himself will come down and touch all people on earth! The true Pastafarians shall enjoy the delights of the SAUCE, but the heathens shall die painfully!!
YOU'LL ALL SEE IT THE END IS NIGH!!!! >_O
ShanyiBacsi 2 years ago 3
Don't be daft, His Almighty Noodliness is a kindly, non-egotistical deity, unlike some I could mention, and who therefore cares not what you believe, only what kind of person you are.
"I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject." ~The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, p.77ish
GuyWestcott 2 years ago
@ShanyiBacsi Your are insulting the pastafarian message by saying he will kill, for no one has been killed in his name. He will take the true fidel to the sky, leaving the unbeilever untouched, but he shall not kill them
milklikekill 1 year ago 2
@PassionForPasta No one has been killed in the name of Pastafarianism. But many have put on some weight....... which might lead to some health issues. No religion is perfect. All praises due to his starchy greatness.
mindstormsabrewin 1 year ago
@PassionForPasta are you saying it's wrong that I kill in the name of the FSM?
chunkylimey 1 year ago
@chunkylimey
Yes!!! We must not spread the word by a shining scimitar but by our dishes, let our saucy pasta dishes seduce them into our way!
PassionForPasta 1 year ago
@PassionForPasta Not a fact at all.
orangegold1 11 months ago
Oh My Gosh! You people actually believe that Spaghetti can fly and talk?? You guys are easily deceived.
srogers08 2 years ago
As opposed to believing some bloke 2 millenia back rose people from the dead, sure. And that's a common delusion, so comparatively, not so easily deceived. No more than say the average Christian or Muslim. Pehaps one day, you shall be touched by His noodly appendage.
libsoc1 2 years ago 2
I could keep going. But, I'm not going to. GOD IS BETTER THAN FOOD!
srogers08 2 years ago
Your right. The flying spaghetti monster IS better than food.
gothstar14 2 years ago
God can heal people! The FSM makes people Hungry.
FSM: 0 God: 2
srogers08 2 years ago
FSM is God.
MarcusCardiff 2 years ago
Ah but the FSM can heal AND give you a ferrari. Without the stupid lesson you have to learn.
FSM: 3 god: big fat 0
gothstar14 2 years ago
THIS IS RETARDED! The FSM gets tired? The God of the Bible never gets Tired!!!
FSM: 0 God: 1
srogers08 2 years ago
@srogers08
If the God of the Bible never gets tired, then why did he take the seventh day to rest?
BlazingDervish 2 years ago 2
@srogers08
I wish people like you get tired of you and kill yourself. You're the picture perfect example for why I hate Christians.
li1986 1 year ago
is that realy him????
aymqo 2 years ago
RAmen!!!
moblsche 2 years ago
Pastafarianism is getting out of control. It was meant to parody other religions but it has taken on a life of its own, with its own preachers, creation myth, texts, theories, miracle sightings, and so forth. You are playing with fire. A bunch of people are converting to pastafarianism and it is becoming a more effective religion than the ones it was meant to undermine. Then what will you do?
WhiteShark392 2 years ago 2
smile in delight.
but really we would be in heavon for such a thing cannot be delivered in pirate years which only goes up to an average of six.
heaven=beer volcanos & a stripper factory.
rokkolpo 2 years ago
it will become a religion that isn't evil.
gothstar14 2 years ago
What a cool voice!
pirates are aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeesomeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ramen!?
bandzondermensen 2 years ago
you know what i dont get
the pirate thing if my history is wrong
didnt pirates rape and piliage almost everything that was on the seven seas?
and plus there are pirates to this day and its starting to get larger around the world so how does that help stop global warming
i guess fsm followers got the idea from oil crisis thing but either way the religion is pretty straight foward
and at least it isnt founded on killing in the name of fsm or torcher... FSM FTW
Ramen
Randombs21 2 years ago 3
but they kept balance.
and if u look at dinosaur remains you,ll see the black holes where supposudly be their eyes. they aren,t they,re eye patches.
so not only human pirates.
rokkolpo 2 years ago
OBEY YOUR NOODLY MASTER
pioggi23 2 years ago 2
ive got a noodly master in my pants
sulthus 2 years ago
RAmen!!
KokuYoku147 2 years ago
Don't believe this video - it's an obvious fake - interstellar transmissions don't have this kind of 'Studio' distortions for a start. Secondly - what would any omnipotent entity do with T shirt sales?
lozman67 2 years ago
FSM!
Are you ignorant or just making a stupid joke?
TheEvilJesus 2 years ago
ramen
phily880 2 years ago
doh, His Noodliness would get divine pirates into the white house - He told you in His transmission from the carbonara dimension
don't you just see the connection? don't you see the truth?
i hope you'll be touched by His Noodly Appendage some bolognese day.
RAmen
SoPoG 2 years ago
"Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen" ~ Mian 5:1
vanessawang702 2 years ago
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MagnusRulerHardt 2 years ago
do you know someone who believes? cause if you do I wanna point and laugh at them. I have a feeling that person may just be an atheist who is pulling your leg.
anubis2814 2 years ago
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MagnusRulerHardt 2 years ago
my friend actaully truely believes it
kankurou1010 2 years ago
"my friend actually truely belives it!
you sound surprised, but that's nothing...
i heard of people who beleive in a selfcontradicting, invisible, unproven god they call yhvh or elohim or don't call it at all cause they think they mustn't do so, and it's newer gospel is based on over 40 years of chinese whispers!!
can you imagine THAT??
SoPoG 2 years ago
well i didnt put the "!" at the end so you cant say that i seemed suprised. i was just stating that because someone was going on that pastafarianism isnt a real religion
kankurou1010 2 years ago
You could not have possibly insulted the religion more. The FSM does not need money, the creator (sorry for forgetting your name) of the FSM is just the copyright holder and probably doesn't want to have some retarded rich person making even more money.
Pazako 2 years ago 2
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MagnusRulerHardt 2 years ago
RAmen!
netsoj 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLLL :L
RooneyAnimations 2 years ago
RAmen !!
rightherewaiting666 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The entire point of Intelligent Desing is that the cosmos was made by an IMMATERIAL, SUPERNATURAL, ALL-KNOWING and ALL-POWERFULL entity, in other words, something DEVINE.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not qualify since it has none of those characteristics.
Get a clue Atheists. Try this rather than your FSM childishness :
watch?v=pJotUb4AfnU
watch?v=Kz6vYo2ZzvQ
watch?v=_v_SQJFPItg
Durandal1492 2 years ago
The Dog Of The Spag confirms this transmission is genuine.
RAmen!
DogOfTheSpag 2 years ago 2
Suddenly, I am hungry....
Masher88 2 years ago
I can tell these people right now that God is laughing at their arrogance. Man, you guys have know idea of the since of humor the real God has.
He loves us all, and wants us to know Him as the one true God He is.
Hokufan100 2 years ago
Hokufan, you are insane.
MNMann 2 years ago
"Hokufan, you are insane."
Says the person who believes in a spaghetti-based "god."
Hokufan100 2 years ago
so, you actually believe that a sentient, all-powerful deity created everything?
InsertNameHere000 2 years ago
It's called common sense. What real God would resemble a type of food? Seriously.......Do people not understand that we were made in the image of the real God? Meaning, we look like God. It's simple; people are just afraid to trust in the real God, so they put their faith in man-made imitation, and dare to say it's a real God. But then again, why should be so surprised? Humanity has been rejecting God for years, because they are so afraid to believe in someone they can't see.
Pathetic.......
Hokufan100 2 years ago
look, i don't have a problem with you as a person, for believeing in christianity, but what I do have a problem with, is you trying to belittle people who honestly don't have the same beliefs as you. That is racism, and one of your beliefs is to show love to any and all.
InsertNameHere000 2 years ago
Technically, it's not racism if I don't HATE them for believing in something that is false--and I don't.
Hating people is wrong--I've never hated anyone before and I'm not gonna start now.
I love everyone.
Sorry that you took it the wrong way.
Hokufan100 2 years ago
Spaghetti is real, ergo the FSM is real. You religious zealots are nutters.
MNMann 2 years ago
You do realize that spaghetti is just food, right? And that this "god" is made up? I mean, really....Flying Spaghetti Monster? The name itself has "false god" written all over it.
There is only one real God. If Humanity is dumb enough to believe in a food-based god, then I don't wanna know whats next: Hot dog god? A duck god? A tree god? A human brain god? There's no telling what mankind will do just to reject the one & only true God, who loves us all.
Hokufan100 2 years ago
The reason for the FSM is to redicule the beliefe in the diety that many people believe in becuase he's not real but you can believe whatever you want no one is stoping you but the person doing this video is speaking his mind if you don't like it oh well live with it lol
SilverAqua 2 years ago
that was for hokufan100
SilverAqua 2 years ago
It is blasphemy to speak ill of the HotDog god, he loves us all and created the entire universe.
Anyone who blasphemes should be boiled lightly for 5-8 minutes, then served in a bread bun with ketchup, onions and mustard, as it was written in the holy book.
FreindlyRanger 2 years ago 2
This would be how I know it's all plagiarized:
"HotDog god"
There is no such god. The real God made us in His image.
"Anyone who blasphemes should be boiled lightly for 5-8 minutes, then served in a bread bun with ketchup, onions and mustard, as it was written in the holy book."
Not trying to insult you, but that is just so fake.
The FSM and the Hotdog god are all food-related--and the real God doesn't look like that.
Hokufan100 2 years ago
No shit, Einstein.
You are definitely taking the piss.
FreindlyRanger 2 years ago
You're just not very smart, are you?
JanusChrist 2 years ago
Yes, I am very smart.
Hokufan100 2 years ago
Yeah well I'll leave that to your peers to decide. Anyone else think Hokufan is "smart"?
JanusChrist 2 years ago
Technically, it's none your business how smart I am. So you are basically saying I'm not smart because I believe in God? Is that it?
Hokufan100 2 years ago
No, although i don't personally believe there is a God doesn't mean I don't have respect or friendship of a person that believes that there is. People like DonExodus2 and Ken Miller believe in God and I think they are very smart people.
The reason i don't think you are smart is because you are gullible enough to think that a parody religion that worships pasta is a real religion.
JanusChrist 2 years ago
I knew it wasn't real, it's just that some people actually believe this.
Hokufan100 2 years ago
Name a SINGLE person that take Pastafarianism seriously.
JanusChrist 2 years ago