OPEN THE TILL BITCH!!!

[donstadjmonsta]

i was buying mw3 and there was a probly 40 year old man with pokemon idk in his hand and he was fucking excited fucker.

[garyrogersll]

Stupid fucking video. Who gives a fuck.

[MegaOliber]

First comet in 4 months

[88xperts]

Hey champchong where do u even work??

[commanderlucifer]

does the pimple have any puss?

mmmmmm you may also like to smell the lovely fragrance it puts off

[cainebruce123]

Your Funny :L

[heavensonfire100]

i think that it was the lady becus of the pew pew pew pew and nice pimple really nice pimple

[SuperRaven333]

nice pimple!!

[Kabuisdk]

i second that.

[cop030]

i know right i wouldnt blame them for tricking you, i mean fuck it i would.

[xb0x360andps3]

the bitch. lol

[starfrogUK]

wow u have a big spot

[Raik3n]

My friend did this to me, but instead of Army of Two: The 40th Day, it was Demon's Souls w/ Pre-order bonuses.

I ended up just pre-ordering anyway, but instead of going home and calling him an ass, I cut off his middle finger with a sword, and challenged him to a 'Who has the most middle fingers contest'

....he won somehow.

*subbed*

[muzzlesniff]

you're kind of a doucher. I'm sorry, but I thought your story was going to have some kind of point. And lastly... I think you might have blended in really well in the line of 'sweaty, fat fifteen year-old geeks.'

[giuring1]

haha

[Fowtowsjop]

I was @ England for a week and i bought Far Cry 2, but they didnt have the CD anymore so i could get a dif game, so i got BFBC and i got to the customer to pay, but then it was a dif customer and he didnt give me the game becuz it was 16+ while the other would've given me the 18+ fc2, wtf?? XD

[1ToU345678910]

Eww u smelt old man underwear before ahaha =D! lol ...ahahaha but funny vid lol =D!!!

[3allnamestaken]

your an aussie!!

[MyJibJib]

She was messing with you for being a dickhead. And I can't belive I sat though that.... so boring

[blindone12]

who gives a fuck

[inala1made]

i went to E.B in brisbane & i seen someone dress up as a zombie & someone dress up as a wrestler the zombie was following me moaning like an idiot in my ear & i was like 2 the zombie yeh if u moan at me again ill backhand u & drop u where u stand & he was like oh sorry mann lol the wrestler guy was kool though

[jsung8070]

both. Your friend was lying about the game.

and woman was leading you on, with her "how may i help you" when all she wanted to do was go home and open tills.

[tidus1729]

She was messing with you. when games are released early in like JB or EB through someone getting the game accidently, the other stores all find out and they are generally open to sale straight away once the hold on release is .... released .aaanyyway, what im trying to say, that if ONE store was selling it, EVERY store would have been selling it. Otherwise... everyone would just go to that one store...

[AoWatAo]

I probably would not have sold you anything if u pulled tht shit either

[PopTartboy18]

tha mad crazy lady wuz messin wit u

[dayleetoka]

LOL funny

[powerface4000]

lol i was in the eb games in Wa joondulup :D is that the one you went to? but eny i went there and there was a guy dressed as mario and he a had a sword....WTF?

[graeme9851]

ur lucky u never got pinched for a stickup.sayin that is very chargable offence.

[mephisto359]

I don't give a fuck.

[Angusis99]

oh yea, and tha bitch!!!

[Angusis99]

well, once i walked into an eb games, and they were giving out free trials of guitar here 5, and this guy said hed pay them $5 if he went first

(even tho i was the only 1 their apart from him), and he starts playin some AC/DC song, and theres a guitar solo in in tha middle, so he gets doen tha floor and startsbreakdancing, and spinning around in circles, he was messed up!

[kingazzaman]

Ray William Johnson is a lame-tard and you're ripping him off?

In the name of all that's West Australian, why Champchong, why?

Do some IRL interviews and the develop your own style. Do it for the bogans, do it for the tech nerds, do it for the MMOG matchstick people who live on cola and snacks only....

Do it for Perth, man! For WA!

[ChampChong]

@kingazzaman how am i ripping of RWJ? he gets a bunch of clips that take up most of his video and says a few one liners. i talk for a my entire video on a game store experience that I had. The only similarity we have is the question at the end and well... he was not the one who started those, they have been around for years! thousands of people do them.

[kingazzaman]

Okay, forget it. You're a genius. This is original and brilliant. Best of luck

[craigabilly]

recently i wondered what it would be like to be a total loser. like, you know, be as much of a fucked up failure of a human i could be. i got a sex change (man to woman) and got a job at EB games. then this mega-loser came into the store and he had a fat pimple on his face and said 'i want this new game plz'. i couldn't handle his stink so i said we dont have it and tried to shoo him away. he walked out whispering to himself, giggling, 'open the till bitch, hehe, that'll be a good one.'

[porkypine1888]

she was a man.. i know it

[xbubballx]

the bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!

[azaballer]

I was In the Line For Assassin Creed 2 and there were these two drunk guys walking into Gamestop they asked the workers if they could have a burger and some thing else i couldent hear i couldent stop laughing for hours

[laztod123]

When I went to the midnight launch of MW2 at EB GAmes in Adelaide, some guy who was like 30, drank 5 500ml V's and was talking to the door at the mall saying like "Open Seaseme"

[XXshaipii]

when modern warfare came out

there was a big fight at EB

for the last one

[scramjet97]

lol

[Hoccille]

@XXshaipii i would have rofld so hard

[PSNIDPLAYSTATION]

dude. go on psn!!!!!!!!!!! like WTF?!

[22sneakman]

When MW2 was released some guy jumped in front of me in line and i said "hey what the hell are you doing and he turned around and gave me this huge talk about respect and then he got kicked out of the store cuz he was yellling to loud

[Jmariano92]

hey alen

when i was in EB games

i was next to this girl who looked 11 and bought Play boy mansion i was Like WTF!

and the guy at the till let her buy it!

[ChampChong]

@Jmariano92 wow that is insane! why did SHE want a dudes game? lol

[Jmariano92]

i have no idea

could be for a b day prezzie

or shes trying to learn how to be a play boy bunny ahaha

[kotsifis25]

dont know maybe because she cant find her own so she pretends that she is the playboy bunnie getting fucked by someone.LOL XD.nothing weird had ever happened to me in a video game strore.i don,t know why but the only place that gets crazy in Greece is mukonos(a greek island)and politics......i really like your videos keep it up.

[GraphyteTV]

haha had to see this again. pretty hilarious

[ChampChong]

@GraphyteTV awesome! that is great to hear! this video has like crap all views... dang!

[PivotRecon]

ounce a fat kid passed out on top of an old lady and then he started to have a seizure

[stride35]

OPEN THE TILL BITCH!

LOL U ROK :)

[taratazo11]

ChampChong is YouTube's BIGGEST PIMP!

;)

[coolkanadian]

"Open The Till Bitch" LMAO. Next time you should suggest rape. Nice vid man. No cool game stories tho :P

[MrHalasz]

tats a big pimple on ur cheek...

[ChampChong]

@MrHalasz ahhhhhh i said not to comment about it. lol

[MrHalasz]

lol, no offence sorry but i just had to, gd vid

[Ztreydogg]

Lol good video, probley one of the best kind of story telling type video there is, you show hand motions and give very well descriptions on everything, very funny, lol. Good work. Love Army of Two hope the second one is even better.

[uberfresco]

ok at futureshop the opening day of mw2 i was inline and sokme guy was freaking out and treatend to beat off and sperm on people if he didnt get the game, im not bull shitin either im dead fuckin serious

[inchwormgreen]

errrm your friend is joking cause it doesnt come out untill like march i think

[KWESTproductions1]

@inchwormgreen

it comes out january 12th or 15th i cant remember...

[footylad08]

this video made me laugh dude :)

[acuraboi123]

hahaha im guessing you got your certificate of education, since you got that paper phone =P i got mine also :)

[RCFProductions]

PIMPLE!!!

[wicanman]

i cant say to much because i dotn know the friend and i have yet have a crazy experience in teh game stores

[GraphyteTV]

dude I really like this video, and its style, you are good at it. gave me a few good laughs... oh, and what the hell is a game store? hahaha :P

[ChampChong]

@GraphyteTV cool thanks, im glad someone said they liked this type of video! are you serious? game store is video game store... LOL

[anemozen]

Pretty sure, that your freind just Messed with ya :P

and he did it to your other freinds to :P

[BigBoznianTV]

hey hey im a fat geek maybe a saw you

[nikessick]

acne faced fuck

[ChampChong]

@nikessick a bit harsh... :(

[Zeroperez94]

open the ''till''

TILL...as in register....hmmm where are you from champchong?

[ChampChong]

@Zeroperez94 i mentioned it in the video.. Australia (Western Australia to be specific)

[CARLiNNiT]

It's called a till.

[albokidnj]

nice pimple chong haha

[DavidCigam]

I went to Gamestop day after Christmas to look for NBA 2K10, they had it... but the line was long as fuck, so I went to Wal*Mart that night I think and got it, hardest fucking NBA game ever made, I lose to the fucking Timber Wolves on easy with the Celtics!

[PapercuttWilliams]

open the till bitch lol

i was in EB GAMES a while back and was buying FFX for my Gf... (major FF fan) and i bring the case up to the desk and he is looking all over for it and says wait i saw one out back... he yells out BILL GIVE US THE FFX GAME FROM OUT BACK, then a Cd comes flying from the back of the store and the dude catches it and looks at it and im like.... WTF! then he looks at the cd and says oh sorry cant sell it to ya its got a massave scratch on it... BEST DAY EVER! lol

[sketcher4lyfe]

Hey Champ chong finnally going through puberty!!! <;D im so proud..

[ChampChong]

@sketcher4lyfe LOL LOL LOL LOL

[SuperCR45]

bigfoot?????????

[Rushmoree]

ahhhh thats a big pimple on your cheek

[Bmanfirewarrior]

nah, in NSW at my local EB it's availiable to buy not pre-orrder but i had to go to the counter for my copy

[jose060789]

I went to gamestop to go buy a "new" game right? So when I asked I wanted to purchase a game they told me that they didnt have a factory sealed nor the box just a supposedly new disc without the box. They were obviously trying to rip me off. So I just went home without the game : / Cheap bastards, they were probably giving me a used one for the price of a new one.

[nur226]

dude army of two + resistance fall of man wont fuckin end.. i've done so many damn missions on em the day i got em but then i do like 1 mission every few months.. it wont end tho.. thats why i like em.. but the game army of two the 40th day should come out soon i think.. but i doubt it if its alredy out

[xXxSkiLarxXx]

hmm i think u got owned!!! haha

[riverdave7]

get some asprin and crush it, then spread it on ur face, specially the pimple. Itll clear up right away. The Zinc sucks up all the oil that clots ur poars. :)

[2009JackF09]

Australia is one of the best countries to go on holiday! AUSTRALIA FTW!!!!!!!!

[taratazo11]

haha this was good video.

i think your friend was fucking with you.

but then again if you did that to me, i wouldnt sell you shit.

hahah

[212rocky212]

really good work man :), haha man would of been so funny is she called the cops or somthing haha, pretty crazy how you actually said that to her, maybe she was messing with you..., but on the other hand they just wanna sell games, and 40th day isnt out... hmmm, either way awesome vid :D

[mudkipzbastard]

probably your friend fucking with you. you can get the demo and thats it. the worst experience i had was when i asked for a copy of left 4 dead when it first came out and the bitch said they had none but 5 minutes later when i was looking for a different game someone came in and the cunt gave them a copy as soon as they asked for it.

[Ps3FrEaK97]

mabey that person reserved it

[ForGetIttt]

prob your freind! ;)

[aza1771]

haha did u get that phone in the mail from tisc? i did the same thing to my bro. good vid btw.

[ChampChong]

@aza1771 lol yeah it came in the mail. tell shannon i cant go to the beach 2moro because i work.

[xRandomShadowManx]

NO MORE ERROR. WOO.

Your friend was messing with you.

[teckman013]

haha this was funny, just what i need to see before school

[xRandomShadowManx]

ERROR.