New Subway Melt Commercial 'I'm your girlfriend now!'

[mttyflynn]

She looks like Piper Perabo a bit.

[JasonCHILLpepper]

Now pause at 15 seconds in and play "What is love" by Haddaway.

[TheGetterdone]

She is soooo hottttt ! She can have anything she wants.

[OpurumD]

-Googles her name.-

[MrUsairborne]

Funny

[RubicantX]

Rape first vigorously, then a sandwich- but ONLY IF SHES LOCKED UP IN A DOG CAGE!

[bpm1313]

Gold digger

[DracoandHermionexxx]

@bpm1313 Sammich digger lol

[qwondoflex]

oh my god....bloody meats....2 stupid people who have been sniffing helium....how low can you get?

[Peace4905]

Hahaha!

[3rdcoastborn00]

I wish they would show a back shot of that ass!!

[itsalive522]

What a cunt

[bjrobe71]

Todd had a six-incher with tuna later that night.

[greatestfb18]

Oohhh baby she's fine

[PrinceTian]

shes hott

[Severe777]

lol, moron should of knew he was getting played in the first place. And BOYCOTT SUBWAY for making STUPID ass commercials.

[Siraarongirl2]

What about the one with their normal voices?

[willymywonka]

Who is the actor for Todd?

[elliejelly22]

melt. m-m-melt? haha

[BFFBeach]

She sounds like my friend Kelly's little sister Cassidy. Especially at the part, "I'm your girlfriend now!"

[IxIPaincakesIxI]

This is exactly what happens in real life, Only its your money the bitch takes.

[MrAuvae91]

her should put some man sauce on the next melt he gets for her

[Falador321]

he needs meltex

[jakedadio3448]

i..... i cant stop watching this... it makes me reply it... her voice... gives you goosebumps..... XD damn.

[AmpliFreQ3107]

Newer Subway commercial where Todd gives his sub to Sally /watch?v=VD4Vl18Pq1o

[JackBuck44]

Fuck the sub, I wanna eat her pussy for lunch.

[ebookgenst]

Todd... tell her to pull up that dress and bend over I'm your boyfriend now...

[AceAlive2]

didnt they have a version with regular voices?

[xXhamiltonXx]

I'd love to be on her. Watch the new one /watch?v=y8K4pyxMXRI

[mycatisromeo]

This is the funniest commercial ever. Finally, some marketing experts who know how to make truly funny, authentic comedy to help promote a product. GENIUS!

[Soonerborn18]

Dump that bitch now...

[Buffro20]

Now I am hungry for subway

[quintencornelius]

Shouldn't she be making the sandwich instead of taking it....

[dpballer23]

this how kim kardashian met Kris Humphries

[Gleelova101]

GIMME BACK MY MELT U SON OF A BITCH!!! =]

[parisabrown]

LMAO.

[KiraAdzior]

lol i be going after her and be like: give me that back you bitch! go get your own dam sub, we are through!!! go steal someone elses sub but you're not stealing mine, its my sub, mine!

[wario1005]

m.m...my melt?

[Mermaid1517]

i hate her

[btnheazy03]

he better fucking get laid tonight

[tomasgarciaz]

SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE, HAVING A WOMAN ALWAYS COMES AT A PRICE HAHA.

[whitehorse1959]

Sandwiches don't talk back.

[Wolfen443]

I thought that she could try sometning else than the the Subway Melt before I let her have half of mine, you know.

[LTurbide]

I HATE these ads.....

[WatermelonRat]

This is creepy as fuck.

[PlumCrazyNut]

Imagine what she'd have done for a Whopper.....

[ajaakola]

and if it was an attractive male doing the same thing to a nerdy looking girl people would be screaming sexism

[kesayo]

@ajaakola no actually this is more sexist because it perpetuates the stereotype that women only date guys to get their stuff, whereas the reverse case (guys dating women to get their stuff) doesn't happen enough to be considered a stereotype

[SpidysGirlRikusWorld]

Hahahahaha XD

[karlo620]

0:10 "Hegh, Suree!"

[sheffdawg22]

I don't think it's going to work out. Haha

[wrlord]

ok, what's with the sill voices on both of them?

[beef7790]

foul bachelorette frog

[landrovermarv]

Well at least it isnt a commercial with a white girl and a black guy.

[resdsox1]

That guy learned the same lesson what I did

[IwanttoliveinParis]

Melinda Sward is hot.

[SmoothCriminal57]

c'mon guy! GROW A PAIR!

[Persona460]

well at least he got his cookie ^^

[RunsleazyTV]

My girlfriend is the same way.

[mistanderson]

Nah she better give some of that ass first. Thats what a gf does. Sex for Sandwich.

[pacsayss]

blowjob first, then sandwich(;

[packlakedm]

I'd be like let me see those great hooters! Im your boyfriend now! haha

[bart956fart]

hahaha @ joenoobie damn straight

[Rollinglulz]

Shes supposed to make me a sammich... not take mine >_>

[JoeNoobie]

At least he's still got his cookie and drink!

[cinnamonvanillatwist]

awwwww cute! 

[weirdcoolness]

I don't think this is working out…. :)

[BBALLINZIMMY7]

Who cares man if she's hot and a party animal she's good ;)

[FinalMoFo]

my...my melt?

[ShingoEX]

I get it. Women are selfish whores who only want to be with you because of your food. Nice message, Subway.

[BBALLINZIMMY7]

Samantha can have my melt 8===-

[TheLaurenLand]

I dont think this is working out..Ahaha

[artheate]

They are using children voices but it sad that grown up talk like this for real it is one thing I'm tried of hearing(Helium voices).

[TB4000]

He should have been all, "since you're my girlfriend, gimme some ass."

"M...mah ass?"

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@TB4000 lol my thoughts exactly

[railroadwino1]

@TB4000 Ahhh beat me to the punch. I swear I looked this bullshit up to post something almost exactly like that because I hate this ad so much.

[sparkye63]

There should be a sequel commercial where he goes to her cubicle bends her over her desk and pounds her in the ass while saying I'm your boyfriend now!

[kooldre29]

my ... my melt

[BoneThugsEternal]

Melinda Sward is soooo cute. :)

[T3hub3r1337]

Bitch needs to get back into the goddamned kitchen and make me more melts.

[hotpinkfudge]

@T3hub3r1337 my dad makes melts =)

[housefan1]

IT'S SOOOO CUTE AND ADDICTIVE I SAY IT AROUND MY HOUSE ALL THE TIME LOL1

[wantsomecoffee]

@housefan1 i say to my boyfriend, 'i'm your girlfriend now' in that same little voice! so funny!

[Gregarious3]

Does that mean I get to tag her?

[scratch189]

GIMME BACK MAH GOD DAMN SAMMICH.

[thecityboy781]

shes a MILF lolz

[niecey101]

awww poor guy

[Shadowrunner6969]

Oh, and I say Subway makes another commercial like this where glasses guy gets back or gets SOMETHING from Melinda Sward!

[Shadowrunner6969]

Then I would go to her while she was eating my Subway sandwich and pull up her skirt and be like "Since you're MY girlfriend now, you're getting a DIFFERENT foot-long with MEAT!" and just shove it in her. She won't bother to scream because her mouth will be to busy eating the sub. Serves her right!

[mannysag1290]

"gimme your melt!"

"ma my melt?"

"yea...I'm your girlfriend now."

Lmao! I love this.

[jbwise2112]

If she took my sandwich, Id pimp slap her, take my sandwich back, and shove a different footlong in her mouth.

[krunkinkevin]

muh melt?! .__.

[dionco92]

I WUDDA SLAPPED THAT BITCH WHILE EATING IT OUTTA HER HAND

[parkman35]

Well it's been said that a Woman's ass...and a wiskey glass has made many of a horse's ass out of many a men!...In Todd's case 'twas the melt that did him in......

[pajamasammy]

im yo gulfwend

[MrGoolio81]

Her voice is so irritating, especially when she says, "great" and "melt".

[dharris2005]

i love this commercial so cute. "i dont think this is working out." :(

[Missz0silva]

love this commercial

[TheAmpad]

@Missz0silva If she took my sandwich, I would strip her naked and lick her ass clean.

[Egdbankai13]

Of course I'd say yes. Then I'd be like "Bitch, please..."

[Calordamor]

Silly Todd..If it were only that easy...

[andrew12494]

dam... shes married in real life.

[reverendshnar]

If I saw those things running around on my lawn, I'd pull out the compound bow.

[megataylor000]

i love that commercial! soo funny.

[derekkj]

LOL! Just saw this on TV; it's pretty much good humour

[HaidenShae]

Haha this Is so flippin amazing.. Lol

[gr8zen]

I like how she handled that FOOT LONG! She got da kung foo grip!

[LNERMallard]

lol if only real relationships worked like this.

[syiunshi]

@eaglepilot12 They do. They are known as 7 year olds.

[ScreamBloodyMetal]

@syiunshi LMAO

[gt500cowboy]

I'm a feminist and real life should be more like this.

[iMontanaa]

0:10



[Dojack]

Goldigging bitch.

[0TheSeeker]

she played him out LOL

[5ch3nk]

she can have my shitty sandwich, who wouldn't want her as their girlfriend.

[xxplicitt004]

@5ch3nk

Someone with a spine.

[gooooooople]

@5ch3nk Anyone who doesn't want to be whipped.

[ShingoEX]

@5ch3nk Me. It takes more than looks to make a good woman. I hope you learn this when you're older.

[buzzlewie]

@5ch3nk Just as long as I get something back in return. You know, give and take?

[dazeno24]

lol i like the little giggle

[davidpinkney2000]

this is the best and so real

[cheezkid]

"Sure!!!"

[keyz32]

he still has the cookie and the drink

[jjcanflytopluto]

i fucking love this commercial

[vampireheart301]

an epic love story of a man and a woman, which resulted in a broken heart and a stolen subway melt sandwich

[london2071]

LOVE THIS.....i'm your girlfriend now lol~:)

[itsakr3wthing]

hahahaha! I never saw the FULL one, this is so funny

[brongdonve1]

0:04-0:21 is hilarious

[REALCougarsRmales]

Fuck that! If I were him, i would have been like "BOOSSSSSS!!!! BOSSSS!! I was just sexually harassed by an office hussy!"

[BenMan1231]

Funny, this is exactly how me and my Ex-GirlFriend met. :D

[margaretfinny0]

This is exactly how girls in my school act except its more like "Your my boyfriend now so drop everything in your life, drive me around, buy me hundred dollar perfumes for my birthday, and take me on dates even when you finals to study for." Lovely, I know.

[12gmonkey]

Sure! lol

[sk1maxxx]

Love this. Reminds me of the way show girlfriend/boyfriend relationships started in my youth.

[bobomee]

Brilliant!!! LOve it!!!

[COCOpebblez100]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

[ianharwood]

adorable :)

[JackFlemingFan]

Excellent!!

[BlackSantaOfDoom]

I would not play that!! lol

[28weeks2die]

who is this chick

[jimmy116801]

@28weeks2die Thats Melinda Sward

[MariahElissa]

I love the last part of what the girl said..(: