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  • Oh dear <3 So much win. Just, so much.

  • Wow, I was expecting to get all upset and go, "Hey, sxephil's a kitty hating bastard! Imma go grab the shovel an' hit 'im with it!" when I saw his video, but he only said that about cats in an offhand, funny way. I'm sure he was just referring to the destruction cats cause.

  • Anyone who likes cruelty is a deranged person requiring professional help.

  • would rednecks really say interwebz ???

    cats aren't omnivores, they have a great deal of difficultly digesting plant based food stuffs.

  • Does anybody know the link of the video where that moron encouraged violence to cats?

    I want to send him some love(!)

  • @ThePawerLine Just added a link to video info.

  • @klusmanp

    Paul, thank you for replying so fast.

    And, I would like to say that as a cat lover (and an engineer), I'm so glad to meet you and your channel,

    I love your humour and creativity.

    Wishing you a great day..

  • @ThePawerLine You are welcome!

  • I agree, cats should not be thrown in a fire, nor are they evil. NOR should anyone think this is a good idea to promote. -squeezes Ribbon, Cupcake, and Bela'- ): Don't listen guys, it isn't true, you're awesome and not evil at all. I'm atheist, so I don't even believe in the concept of evil, so in this house, it can't be true, because it is a fake concept. Loop-hole WIN!

  • A refreshing response from a straight talker :)

    I believe the burning cats part is just a dramatic phrase for him not liking cats, and not meant in any seriousness, and if there are people out there who will take him literally and burn their cat, that's not the biggest problem the world has with that (insane) person (although it's seriously horrible).

    I like cats too, and am studying to become an engineer :)

  • Your vids cheer me up :)

  • this is amazing. love the reaction of your redneck character!!

  • he wouldn't be eating a apple. more like chips or cookies

  • You rock paul!!

  • @klusmanp I love you. Thank you for being you.

    Carolyn

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  • When i see his cleavage, i burst out in laughter! LOL

  • paul, I keep coming back to this video to watch the wheels turn in your redneck alter ego's head at around 1:45 - it gets me every time! great work :)

  • @rachelallencamus You know, this isn't a bad video. Didn't get that many views, but I like it now that I go back and watch it. I got some heat from people down south who didn't appreciate my use of the "stupid redneck from the south" stereotype, but luckily most people appreciate the character.

  • @klusmanp well, speaking as a southerner, they likely got angry because it was a little too accurate! ;) of course I'm teasing, but it's a great caricature that illustrates your point handily. the 8-week old kitten brothers sitting on either side of my shoulders agree!

  • Haha cleavage.

  • I'd straight beat and rob suxephil if i saw that raggidy bitch walkin down the street. On a side note: Youre the man, klusmanp!!!

  • we want to bone you.

  • I wan't to kiss Oscar on his lip dots.

  • Another thing you can do to fight this trollers is TO EDUCATE SOCIETY, because most of this nonsense occurs from ignorance. Also, some people just like to joke around without any seriousness, because thats their sense of humor.Not everyone has the same humor.Best way to work things is socially and not let others take the law and enforce it. You dont like something in a vid, you should vote to remove or something, if it gets insignificant numbers of votes compare to the views then action is taken

  • One cant control people, if you try to control people horrible consequences occurs. Example, if you can put charges on people that say things ( Kidding or not) it will be most likely to happen even more (like using drugs, if you legalize it - drug use drops). They will always be trollers, best justice you can do to trollers is SOCIALLY ban anf remove stupidities they say and ignore them. Putting them into jail or something wont do anything (it will only increase the hate).

  • I am not sure who this guy is, but there has got to be some kind of punishment for making sure a discusting remark...and the clip you showed about dumb people following the things he says is completely true. Anyways, more men should be more like you! Keep making videos!! Thanks :)

  • YES!!!!! IM THE 3000TH LIKER!!!! WOOO THIS IS A ACOMPLISHMENT!!!

  • Even if the phil guy was joking, how can you even joke about being horrible to kitties? nooo, its all wrong. And Paul is right, some jerk out there will take phil's comments about into the fire to heart. I can see it coming... :-(

  • Awesome!

  • You are like my hero!

  • Wow, Paul is a solid 9 on the hotness scale even when he sports a goofy redneck outfit and chews gum like a cow. Here's to the sexiest "cat man" on the interwebs.

  • LOL i was skipping the video and it said ''And phil has to be thrown in to the fire'' :D

  • Worthy...the interwebs need people who see and speak clearly about this kind of sitchimation. Phil can be funny and douchey (pretty much in the same breath) but it'd be nicer for him to think for an extra two seconds when making casual remarks of this sort. Thumbs and paws up for the klusmanp.

  • 2:17 That's really all I have to say. The awesome=ness is perfectly captured there!

  • Tarnation, I enjoyed that clip! The smile is still lingering on my face.

    I predict that this clip will inspire hundreds, nay, thousands of loving cat guardians to bond with their kitties by cross dressing with them (that is Oscar who is blonde-ly be-wigged, yes?). I'd have a go myself but the truth must be faced that women cross-dressing just isn't as amusing as men cross-dressing so I'll just re-watch this clip instead.

    Thanks for the laughs and the heart of your message. Warm regards...

  • ='D that was a good one.

  • cat didnt fight me this time, put canned food on my finger, let her lick my finger, then push pill, then again put canned food on my finger. i hope this works just as well next time.

  • time to push the pill.

  • not looking foward to this, sticking my finger in the cats mouth between her teeth to push a pill down.

  • I love you so much ... (interwebs) lmao!

  • Do you know how awesome you are? I would bake cookies for you. Lots of them. And they would be cat shaped. <3

  • one of our cats she hates being petted on the head, but she loves belly rubs, she loves to flop over and expose her belly.

  • Not only do you make hilarious videos, but I see you're also a really good person who supports animal rights. It makes me an even bigger fan. Keep up the great work.

  • I just stumbled upon your thread. LOVE IT.

    Phil is out. You're wonderful!

    Your videos are hilarious and tasteful.

    Minus the gratuitous shots of kitty litter.. bad form sir.

    bad form.

  • yeah, not impressed with that comment from phil defranco...actually dropped him shortly after that....

    I really appreciate you speaking out about this, very honourable. wtg.

    Smart and handsome and you like cats, I think you're perfect ;)

  • @ppattibpatt He posted the EXACT same comment on his 2010 recap video. What an asshole! I, however, am far from perfect. But thank you for the compliment!

  • @klusmanp Phil was just joking.

  • @ppattibpatt I agree :)

  • I would go on a date whit you

  • Are you a vegetarian , klusmanp?

  • @7391076 Yup!

  • @klusmanp You're a Vegi-Man, but you feed your cats Tuna? What about the dolphins that get caught in the tuna nets? xD Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm all for people doing what they want. I like how you respect your cats natural omnivorous diet. It's all awesome. :3

  • OH! This was put out on my birthday :D

  • Scratch the butt... Scratch the neck... Scratch the butt! Hey, hey klusmanp ur videos are awesome and I don't find anything wrong with you loving your cats. Did you really make, "Can I has cheezburger?" Cat?! And if so, did you think it was going to get popular?

  • 32 people are not fond of balloon cleavage apparently.

    Also... scraaaatch da butt.... scratchdabutt

  • You rock!!! I agree 100% that there should be free speech WITHOUT it causing pain or suffering. Keep up the outstanding work!!!

  • Are you sure that the supreme court ruling makes it legal to actually hurt real animals, or does it just make it legal to show depictions of animals being hurt, as long as they're not actually hurt. Like in a movie you might see a guy kick an annoying yapping dog across the street, but it's just a camera trick. He doesn't kick the dog in real life.

  • Was that apple good?

    Great video :3

  • I love you, I love your cats. And your very handsome, your videos make my day. Keep up the great work! :)

  • i love how the cat just ignores him while he's talking about his/her murder XD

  • You should totally make more of these. Very funny! The "ScratchScratch" part with the cats was adorable too! Great upload! lol

  • You are so freakin' cute.

    People who love animals are a special sort : ) And not short bus special...the good kind, with gold stars.

  • Hey, I work with mentally ill people who take things very literally. It is irresponsible to state things that could potentially influence others, who lack discretion and common sense, to cause harm to other harmless and vulnerable sentient beings.

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  • im dont know how cats think, but i know they feel pain, fear, contentment, happiness, sometimes some cats seem to have a sense of humour, we laughed at one of our cats one time, and it seemed to feel embarassed.

  • you're the bomb

  • Never heard of Philip franko.

  • Cats RULE, dogs drool!

  • I've been watching all of these videos - It's funny to see you making a serious topic. You never acted as if it were serious, but somehow that made the message mean more.  I applaud you.

    People that are cruel to animals usually won't change though, it's a sad truth.

  • phillip de franco needs a kick up the arse

  • Firstly I would just like to say you are one of the most down-to-earth personalities on Youtube. You don't have any of the made-up attitudes that a lot of people, including Phillip DeFranco, have. It's good to see. You are also intelligent, which certainly helps :)

    The other thing I wanted to say was that the look on your face when patting the cats was a "nawwwwwwwww" moment.

  • Scratch the butt.

  • youre the bomb!

  • I has a butt...would you like to pet it?

  • lol your > than phill. mainly because ur awsome ith ur cats and partialy because i know you can do physics!

    S=ut+1/2at^2 ftw!

  • hey maah!

  • oh man, after checking out a couple of your videos, i just, i just cant stop :D i know what i'll be doing the next few days ohohoho :D

  • SCRATCH THE BUTTT

  • Cats IS evil! But that dudn't mean they should be throwed in a phyre. Oh, and that apple is a nice touch >:3

  • ur awesome man

  • i think youtube celebrities kinda underestimate the amount of influence they may have over their viewers. especially considering many of those viewers are 15 and under and tend to be a little more easily influenced.

  • The haircut you're sporting in this video makes you look like you're wearing a yarmulke, which in turn makes you look Jewish. Are you Jewish? 

  • @mindstormmaster Nope. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

  • scratch da butt!

  • pause at 1:41. amazing.

  • fabulous! thank you!

  • I'm not sure if I'd say that people watching sXephil are likely to throw cats in a fire because they're evil.  I mean, people that watch sXephil understand his sarcasm and that he pokes fun at the lack of common sense in society. But I do understand how the possibility could bother you.

  • 31 people who voted are evil and need to be thrown into a fire.

  • Good. Also, when you are scratching the cat, you sound like Homer Simpson from the Simpsons.

  • Nice jugs, Paul!

  • very funny

  • You sir are absolutely fantastic... Not just for this, but also for the Princess Bride reinactment. (HUGS)

  • Tarnation, Ma!

    You are right. In teaching school, teachers learn to "model" the appropriate behavior for our students: Professional behavior; Use of technical language; How to operate lab equipment. This even applies to how we treat other people ... and, as we all know, "Cat's are people, too!"

    Thanks for the positive modeling, Paul. :D

  • You guys and your cats are awesome! I love watching things like this.

    Thank you

  • its true though i know ppl say that just cuz but there r ppl out there who will do that for fun and they think it's funny

  • i hit the "like" button and i subscribed!!! awesome

  • I hit the like button. This was a good video. Before, you throw me into the PETA fueled flame pit. (As a person who owns five dogs, two cats, a rabbit, and a tarantula.) Don't you think people these days are; perhaps a little oversensitive regarding the aspect of what you should say, and not say on a public spectrum? Now don't get me wrong, I don't think cats should be set on fire. But it's up the person's individual common sense to interpret these messages. Stop worrying about a million people

  • wow

  • My dear sir, you just earned your self a new subscriber

  • I'm glad to see SOMEONE standing up for animals. It's hard to have a voice heard in this crazy world. I've tried. and still am trying. But anyway, great videos and watching you affectionaly scratch your cats' rears reminds me of a cat I used to have, her name was Angelique, but everyone called her smooshface. She was the creepiest cat. She'd sit there and wait for you to look at her, and then she'd let out this low, quiet, quick meow. She, like Zoey, was saved from starvation.

  • You are awesome!

  • One day when you pick up Zoe, she's gonna turn to you and say, in a deep, James Brown style voice, "PUMMEDOWN! >:O"

  • 2:39 <<< click it!!

  • You go bro.

  • 'subscriptions are currently unavailable, please check back later.

    Thank you,

    YouTube'

    grr argh

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  • that is horrible that someone would say that. Making animal abuse on tape legal is the same thing as making animal abuse legal, it's sick and disgusting that people who were previously assumed as good aloud this to happen.

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  • Otimo video !!!!!

  • I like very much!

    thanks for standing up for cats

  • i agree with this video intirely lately we just got a abandened cat living in the woods compleately declawed our family has also been vaulinteering at animal clinics around arkansas acturally we just rescued a cat starving on the streets the other day and now has a new home!!! but i have gotten worried our cat 8'ball has reached the age of 19 and has'nt been himself so if you have any ideas to make the rest of his time better please tell me and thanks for posting these vids your good at them !!!

  • Aww. You rescued Zoey? She's so healthy! I never knew. :) I adore your cats and how much you love them!

  • The evil cats have obviously already taken over your mind....

  • I like you.

  • I agree ppl need to respect animals y do ppl do it? Because they r real shit heads that's y

  • Omg. This is probably the funniest video I've seen In a very long time. Cat Yodeling was funny enough... But this takes the cake. =) And cupcake and brownie for that matter... This is funnier than "Charlie bit me" and "Charlie Bit Me Autotuned" combined. =D

  • Omg. This is probably the funniest video I've seen In a very long time. Cat Yodeling was funny enough... But this takes the cake. =) And cupcake and brownie for that matter... This is funnier than "Charlie bit me" and "Charlie Bit Me Autotuned" combined. =D

  • Great video. People who think those types of jokes (hurting & killing innocent animals) are funny or harmless should volunteer at a local animal shelter and see for themselves what sick f***ers really do to cats and dogs for "kicks".

  • you are amazing!

  • We lost our american shorthair two months ago, your videos are driving me crazy! My mom's birthday is up...now I may just have to get her a Ragdoll with this kitty withdrawl you've caused :(

    (Just kidding guys, I love you. And your cats. And videos.)

  • Serious issue displayed with a very effective display. Awesome video.

  • damn this guy loves cats

  • hey man i'm thinking about getting a cat. i'm not gay either. but i want a cat that stay small because when i was a kid some giant ass cat attacked me. i think it was called a tiger.

  • @redleader55yt of course i'm kidding (about the tiger, not about being straight). i'm looking for a gift for a friend and they like cats so i'm assuming you know some reputable breeders

  • @redleader55yt animal shelter! tons of cats need homes!  an adult cat - you already know how big it will be ;) and let your friend choose the one he/she likes :)

  • I LOVE KITTEHS

  • I love you!!

    Will you intrudes me to your cat?? (and not in the sexual way)

  • @gilikern BEASTIALITY!!!

  • I also agree you took the evil cat comment way too seriously. No matter how large and retarded your fan base, you should be able to make any kinds of jokes. You can't control every viewer of a video, and you shouldn't have to.

  • He's still a douchebag.

  • Guy sounds like a butt. Cat';s rule!

  • Anyone hurting an animal should be shunned from society, because they obviously don't have a clue. We don't own animals, we are responsible for them....I own a black cat and you should hear some of the idiotic comments.

  • i really appreciate this, especially the rough-neck character. need to see more of the lady with balloons in her jumper though...F in Canterbury, UK

  • Although I LOVE cats, and I think they, and other animals, should be legally protected from physical violence, I must say that the right to free speech is also legally protected. Though freedom of speech does NOT cover physical violence against animals, it does cover saying hateful things about them in a public forum.

    So, BOO to sxephil for not liking cats, but he has every right to talk about it. One shouldn't be censored just because idiots might respond by do something stupid.

  • @joy1313 ... I should say, "freedom of speech should NOT cover physical violence...", as apparently free speech does cover it now.

  • Excellent video :) Keep up the good work :D (from a 2 cat-1 horse household )

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  • I have never met a single person in my native Tennessee or any other southern state for that matter who talks like that, or acts that way. I'm sure its good for a laugh. Since when discussing "stupid" people the hollywood version of the "typical" southerner is the norm to go to, but again, this kind of talk does not exist beyond the fever dreams of northerners. (No, I am not in favor of hurting animals, I just get tired of always being labeled as stupid because of geography.)

  • @Blain1971 Stereotypes exist for a reason, so I'm pretty sure somewhere in the south (most likely Arkansas) you'll find someone who talks like that. I do know that no one in Texas talks like that because we have Texas accents aka the Texas Twang. They are hard to pull off successfully. I have yet to hear a good Texas accent in movies. Don't get me started on the accents in Trueblood. They are so horrible! My dad's family is from Louisiana and they do not sound like that! It makes my ears bleed.

  • @Blain1971 Try taking a job at a call center - you WILL hear people like this all the time, & they will be RIGHT in your ear expressing stupidity & bizarreness. New York, New Jersey, and the entire demo of the South are the WORST. I got an earful today from a lady I called to help out with an issue she had, got screamed at in return for my good samaritanship (in an accent not far from that above) and then jabbered at incoherently about communists, healthcare and God for a good ten minutes.

  • @Direness I am in law enforcemement so I deal with the public all day and every day, and have found that a person's level of education may lead them to talk in a certain way, not where they are from. Certainly not the "entire demo of the south". As for the intelligence of other parts of the U.S. I came up on a man from Cal. once who locked himself out of his car and couldn't get back in. I pointed out to him that since his back window was down, it shouldn't be a problem.

  • @Blain1971 I would *almost* feel fine with that explanation - but these people are calling in from professional positions that means they have to have a certain level of education to be in the job in the first place. And access to education is dependent on economic status - which is often determined by where you are from.

  • @Blain1971 I'll also say, that I think locale is a big influence on acceptable standards of behavior and speech. If its local to say "yer" instead of "your", and its "okay" to treat others rudely, it's going to be "normal" for you. And everyone else is going to think you're nuts and/or stupid. Which, intelligence is a combination of genetics and environment. If your environment doesn't encourage the development of common sense and your innate intelligence, you may end up "stupid".

  • @Blain1971 On a third note: I should have made more of an effort on my original note to point out it was partly in jest - it wasn't serious. I am serious when I say the East Coast and the South ARE the rudest people I encounter on a daily basis, and interactions with those regions often turn bizarre. As for accent, you might read "The Adventure of English" by Melvyn Bragg; he writes about how areas get labeled as "less intelligent" through accent and use of language.

  • @Blain1971 Stereotypes don't apply to all, but do exist for a reason. Maybe you've never met someone like that in person (nor have I, yet), but they do exist. Case in point: Local 'cops'-like program from Montgomery, AL, watch?v=iAaRFrbB4UQ. But I understand what you're saying; the stereotype for my neck of the woods drives me batty (but then I've encountered those who exemplify it).

  • "which moves Phil to the 'doucheba' side of things" XD i lol'd so hard XD

  • i love you dude! you rock. you are hilarious! and any man who is a loving toward cats as you are and funny at the same time is sexy!

  • Thank you for loving cats, and for being an engineer.

  • XD "Sckwatch teh head. Sckwatch teh butt." FUNNY!!!

  • ROFL Balloon cleavage

  • Wow! A smart, sexy, cute, caring AND straight (not that there's anything wrong with that) guy who also likes cats!? There IS hope for the single women of America, after all. If you're a non-smoker that may make you "pert near" perfect (or purrfect?) Although, I'm in the market for a gay boyfriend, too, if you know anyone. : )

    I've never had an animal that wasn't rescued. I have a wonderful little dog now. I miss having a cat. My baby died after 16 years, about 3 years ago. He was the best! : XD

  • Wow! A smart, sexy, cute, caring AND straight (not that there's anything wrong with that) guy who also likes cats!? There IS hope for the single women of America, after all. If you're a non-smoker that may make you "pert near" perfect (or purrfect?) Although, I'm in the market for a gay boyfriend, too, if you know anyone. : )

    I've never had an animal that wasn't rescued. I have a wonderful little dog now. I miss having a cat. My baby died after 16 years, about 3 years ago. He was the best! : XD

  • I haven't laughed so hard in a while. You're totally right on all accounts.

  • love this video!!

  • Definitely agree with your view that someone out there may have taken the evil cat thing too far. People need to be careful about what they say in jest concerning animals. It might be funny until someone actually does it. Also nice to hear that you rescued Zoey from starvation. We did the same for a declawed Maine Coon that was abandoned by neighbors because she smelled. Cleaned her up and she is a happy, indoor, odor free cat that dutifully guards a back window from terrorists. Great vids

  • @50traveler Good to hear that. Good for you. You are a good person!!!

  • great job man!

  • I've watched this multiple times before but it's just so cute how you put together the, "not gay" and "straight" comments. I'm so glad you set that STRAIGHT! (I crack myself up.) Also, I like your accent when you say, "douche bag"; you're soooo North Dakota!

  • I loved watching you scratch your kitties!

  • hahaha... I posted a comment before I saw the part with the cat behind you on the couch. lol very very funny :)

  • I really wish more people would post more videos like you! ugh.

  • Je vous aime monsieur Klusman :p

  • Owning cats isn't what implies that a man is gay.

    It's owning those tiny purse-riding dogs that shows it.

  • Dear Awesome Kitty Engineer,

    The recent SCOTUS decision didn't strike down a ban on animal cruelty, just a ban on depictions of animal cruelty. The actual acts of animal cruelty themselves are still illegal where the jurisdiction in question makes it so.

    Sort of like how murder is illegal, but a depiction of a murder isn't - if it were, murder scenes in movies would be illegal. The decision didn't make it okay to hurt kitties, or anyone else fluffy.

    Sincerely,

    A Baby Lawyer & Kitty Fan

  • Nice!

  • I never get tired of this!!!

  • Please warn us next time you are going to show us your cleavage....that was very gratuitious...

  • Please warn us next time you are going to show us your cleavage....that was very gratuitious...

  • I'm just so happy you are posting. Another loyal fan, with her Maine Coon, Brown Bear.

  • For some reason, the "Dr. Evil pose" with all the unnecessary cuts is really hilarious....