Keep you Jesus off my ..... Adult Comedy

[evilNUTKRACKER]

Thid was hilarious....but whats with these hoes in the comments lol

[rackz10]

your an idiot

but your funny as hell

NICE VIDEO

thanks

[azznine9682]

lol

[ofsoyars]

my freedom is much more important than your religion,thats what that means........

[BlissInIgnorance]

Well put bigco9!

[thimoneus]

Awesome! That absolutely kicks ass! Man, you need to get that video played during the Super Bowl and the Academy Awards so people can finally GET THE FUCKING POINT!!!

[daveisgr81]

i agree with bits (pervert preists, abortion, contraception) but i don't think the bible was meant to be taken literally anyway, just a few stories that outline a good way to live your life. Funny song btw

[msilvia8]

I get what he's saying.. ill just leave it at that

[eggy1980cheese]

I love this video and agree with it. OK, I'm an atheist, I'm going to hell. But on the bus there (satan isn't going to make us WALK is he?) I want to sit next to this guy :D

[EsclaveNoire]

You mean if there's a hell to go to right? XD

[eggy1980cheese]

thats right :P

[fuzzygoddess]

"I tell you what it aint! Hypachristianity!" LMMFAO! Priceless!

[Ronos375]

HUH?

[dreadinajeep]

THUMB UP

this video rocks!

glad someone made a jingle about the religious right constantly pushing themselves onto everyone else!

[Ronos375]

HUH?Your in no mans land.WAKE UP.

[EccentricSage]

what was that suposed to mean?

[trashbuster]

am not into countrylike songs but i gave this one a 5star rating. yes sir! if christian's god is the one true god, i'll probly burn in hell till the end of time too ^^ (but at least i know "He" loves me)

[Daveed7]

Love it!!!

[Ronos375]

What don't you make a similar song about your Rabbi and Temple.

[Daveed7]

You are racist mofo!!!

[EccentricSage]

How would it be racist to mock the Jewish religion as one does the Christian religion? They don't deserve special treatment.

[Ronos375]

Right,However if this was about a Rabbi,the Jews WOULD HAVE THIS CLIP REMOVED.......................­..

[EccentricSage]

Would they? *shrugs* In most countries the Jewish folks seem to keep their religion to themselves... so there's rarely reason to mock them. The only big problem with them that I know of is reguarding Israel and the Middle East.

[NativeOfAfrica]

disrespectful video,very poor taste

[Daveed7]

Oh shut Up! I am a Christian but I totally agree with thse sentiments

[BazdmegazanyadUTUBE]

The rosary beads suspiciously look like anal beads... And a pope is kept in the popemobile, but not to keep him safe, but to keep him away from little boys... And the bishops have funny hats, to keep little boys underneath. Sick, homosexual, pedophiles - catholic priest... The rest of christianity is no better either

[medley007]

Keep Your jesus off my P-shaft>..wooo hooo? I love it..See Ya In hell..I am the one in a Bucket:-)

[baciocc]

cagata

[byorp]

thumb down for vulgarity and offending

[Elektra25970]

This is an awesome song! Props to Schwartz!w00t!

[Caramill1]

hahaha

[dogpoke]

Fantastic! The Bushpigs all want to tell us how to live and I am sick of it!

No Plan B, no contraception, no euthanasia, no medical mary-jane, no internet blackjack, no porn, no right to privacy, no gays kissing, no stem cell support, etc etc etc

[auret]

well i'm devoutly christian and while i found the song to be brilliantly written and have many good points i also found it quite offensive. i am Not a republican, I am Pro Life, Anti-Death penalty, and against euthanasia. i think president bush is an asshat. but i hate to be the one to break it to you. if you want me to "keep my prayers out of your ears" you are gonna have to cover them. because my free speech means i can pray wherever and whenever i damn well please.

[Burn576]

Well, if you were paying attention to the song, he's not saying you can't pray where ever you want to, he's saying he's getting sick and tired of the pope and other religious icons telling us how to live our life and bashing people who don't listen to them.

[EccentricSage]

I don't think you are the breed of Christian he was trying to offend. ;) He's specificaly talking about the Religious Right.... they're the ones who are pushing to legislate the Bible, undermine the constitution, and teach their values in publick schools, as well as the ones trying to prevent gays from marrying and adopting. You have a right to pray of course. Just like his right to sing.

[Ronos375]

The Religious right?This country was founded with Religious freedom to choose.The Left are doing a great job turning USA into a third world nation.

[EccentricSage]

What on earth are you talking about? The RR are the assholes who say that the constitution only intended the freedom to warship a god, that America was founded on Christianity, that we should legislate based upon Biblical verses, that if you don't beleave in god you aren't a 'real' american because of the Pledge of Alegance.... And don't forget what they are trying to do to our school system!!!

[EccentricSage]

Furthermore, how on earth are the left turning us into a third world country? and what exactly do you mean when you say 'the left'... do you mean polaticians who are politicaly left? Socialy left? Or economicaly left? Eather way, I just don't see it! Socialy, it's the right who act like third world leaders...wanting to legislate religion and ignore science....

[ShinobiPhoenix]

Damn, I didn't think someone else would put this up already. All well, I guess I don't have to know, I was going to ask too.  I agree with the message completely.

[soyaboy]

i dig it............. nice styles.......