Anthony Bourdain: The greatest answer to a question EVER.

[VincenzoPickatelli]

ahahaha...............

[bushmen123]

i love fuckin while im eatin, with mustard drippings on my wife beater....?

[misterrioussallu]

fuck yeahhhhhh...love u dude........

[Ematched]

@steamriceroll Do hipocrat(s) live in the water?

[Mightysquire]

please can everyone get off this dudes cock? i dont see why everyone loves him. he just eats and makes jokes.

[jancar2012]

@Mightysquire Everyone eats. Not everyone makes jokes. I'm sure you admire someone who does similar things.

[AstraVex]

Or just combine the two...

[ijreilly01]

Great answer.

[steamriceroll]

He seems honest and striaight forward. He does not seem to be a hipocrat.

[EpicWinNY]

Epic

[DavidMiramontes1]

God Bless you, Anthony Bourdain.

[meangry16]

bet you anything he's killed people for fun

[renji1558]

Hitchen's smile pulled it altogether.

[TheRealArngrim]

@renji1558 That's not Hitchens -_-"

[TheThomQ]

@renji1558 that's not hitchens! Maybe his squeare diorky brother ;)

[eqsmooth]

@renji1558 Wow! You are in dire need of a Hitch Slap. You're a mess.

[beenn15]

@renji1558 Hitchen?

[blkcpdconure]

I like this man because he is real and natural and says what he thinks. I like honest people!

[aplayaz2000]

bourdain, you never fail to get us to follow

[papavb]

A bunch of you are really boring pedants

[FM897]

His answer is funny but not the "best answer to a question EVER." It just has a nice rhythm to it and, holy crap, he used the word "fuckin'"! OMG how utterly hilarious!!! O_____O

[mac11380acp]

yes Bourdain is the man. no sugar coating.

[BreakingD]

Let me ask you again. Mediocre fuck is fucking and great coock is cooking, wich one you choose?

[BreakingD]

"favorite answer to a quesion that I've ever heard" Newermind the typo, that sentence just doesnt make sense.

[daniboy28]

I think I like this dude...

[kpaso24]

Bourdain 2016!!

[urwholefamilydied]

he DID say mediocre sex AND a great meal... which assumes BOTH are still involved. I'm a guy so as long as there still is sex of some sort... I'd go for great meal and mediocre sex.

[alexmejia26]

This guy is beyond awesome!

[abbassihm]

I love this guy lol

[Punshr]

Nuff Said...



[WFernyo]

That is why I love Bourdain

[dachicagoan]

Maher would have more than an ounce of credibility if he wasn't such a bleeding heart liberal. He's another example of how media tries to divide americans through extremist political views (I'm not a right winger).

[femmefatalep3]

@dachicagoan Yeah...this is the wrong video for that.

[dachicagoan]

@femmefatalep3 Well his political views aren't conveyed in this clip but this is a clip from his show, thus my prior comment.

[berserkgatts]

Awesome Tony is awesome

[simplelife008]

way better then that faggot andrew zimeran who has to diss ever food and culture that doesn't fit his taste fat fuckin pig

[funnytimeisfunny]

That was the best answer ever,I laughed so hard my mom must think I'm crazy

[johannesw77]

Oh damn 3 of my favorite people on this world at once - Maher, Tyson and Bourdain

[wayneamolinary]

Maher is a hack.  If he didn'n have writers he would fall down.. He is un-informed and panders to his owners.

[cammyjeee]

it doesn't matter who's cooking because it's implied that it's a great meal

[LastbutNotFirst]

@cammyjeee so lets say your wife makes you a great meal, or wolfgang puck makes you a great meal.. those are DIFFERENT kinds of greatness. So yes, it does depend whose cookin and whose fucking.

[drumaboy200]

anthony bourdain is in the bloodline of chuck norris

[keneth231742]

@drumaboy200 no Chuck Norris is of the blood line of Anthony bourdain

[mizearle32]

best. answer. ever!



[jonnyvue]

lame

[UndercoverCracker]

He is very lame...

[alldevil]

top :D

[veesutube]

good for you Anthony! good answer

[wayneamolinary]

Bill Maher is such an idiot!

[gcahn2]

@wayneamolinary The most brilliant person in the world is an idiot sometimes as well. Your greatest heroe, if you watch them carefully, 24/7, will look like a f**k up some of the time. So, this in mind, what are you saying about Bill Maher? You expect super human from him? His average is pretty darn good.

[silentlangle]

LOLLLLL got my rollin'

[xiberkat23]

lol epic answer..

[AndrewTraceur]

Great meal.

[Fuktupratbag]

lmao Great Answer ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was good !

[mrhoffame]

The was the best answer EVER!

[antotronik06]

aaah anthony bourdain <3

[unfulanoahi]

Hi people, can you please translate it to spanish?. My english is really poor.

I just wish to read de answer and the question. Thanks!

[megamanu64]

@unfulanoahi Le han preguntado a Bourdain, "Si pudieras elegir entre un buen plato de comida o sexo mediocre: ¿Cual eligirías?" a lo que éste respondió, "Pues eso amerita una respuesta cualitativa: ¡Depende de quien cocina y de quien coge!"

[unfulanoahi]

@megamanu64 Gracias!!!

[alajeff]

I wish i was that cool.

[TheBlackKatana]

Boss level answer.

[StevXtreme]

@TheBlackKatana Bosses don't give answers everyone agrees with. Halfwits do that.

[TheBlackKatana]

@StevXtreme so you're saying everyone agrees?

[StevXtreme]

@TheBlackKatana Look at the comments, look at the like bar. What can you deduce?

[TheBlackKatana]

@StevXtreme he's a boss?

[shortbus4L]

@TheBlackKatana Right On

[shurednichso]

@TheBlackKatana

Dude :,D

[legiapiotr]

Bill Mahr is such a douche

[Bearslapattack]

powerful

[ImYourSuperhero01]

damn straight.

[SonnyBone]

He fucks MMA book writers.

[Montesama314]

True that.

[brightspark495]

AWESOME! Anthony Bourdain Legend!

[jordanvineyard]

Great answer.

[SottileGioia]

He´s bloody right. If Ferran Adrià made the meal, Awesome, I want some; but if he´s fucking too... dammit.

[HeyItsRez]

Of course anthony bourdain would give the best answer its anthony fucking bourdain! His mind is just on another level.

[jen121269]

i want to know who real gen allen from facebook manny use account him y,..m,.. netlog to make victim alll the world,..from uk alexender and okpeva jovi...accra ghana..they know them...

[Dabber422]

Love this guy.lol

[thethatsmallperson]

exactly why i love Bourdain. dude is real

[gdoddmeta3608]

But he specified 'great meal' and 'mediocre sex'... So doesn't that override whoever is cooking and fucking? Since we already know the quality of each, it wouldn't really matter...

[devincyb1]

@gdoddmeta3608 would you rather have mediocre sex with scarlett jo hansen or the best sex ever with rosie o donnel

[alspageddi]

@gdoddmeta3608 Not really, because if you had a mediocre fuck, but it was someone you've always wanted to fuck, or someone famous, etc., then the fact it wasn't so great becomes less important: the fact that you have accomplished it is enough to make it important. At least, that's how I thought of it.

[projectbrumaire]

anthony is my hero lmao

[Itismeism]

This guy is just awesome!!

[eqsmooth]

Bourdain is on of the best personalities to become a TV star in many decades He's just real and that was a great answer. Very sharp guy.

[pte142]

best answer to any question ever huh?

really?

[DonRMB]

@pte142 Youtube users tend to "Oversell" their titles to get more views.. But that was one hell of an answer though!

[punchingmonkey]

Bourdain goes up a river in south east asia to a shack ; where they prepare a meal on a camping stove, and says-wow. im suprised it isnt that good.

[chacho6011]

i love anthony b!!!

[AlexMoensChannel]

mediocre sex would seem to leave you with no orgasm and a feeling of disgust after... a great meal on the other hand...

[DarkArchAngelMichael]

a universal truth.

and the two reasons I am soo popular.

:-P

[TheAtheistFuture]

That's a shit answer!!! Great food, mediocre sex, doesn't matter who cooked it or who was fucking, the answer is great food.

[salientfilm]

i can smell the weed through my monitor

[klasted]

anthony bourdain, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Bill Maher all in the same room. Few places compare to the awesometacular that is in there.

[princesinhamarcela]

hahahah AMO ESSE CARA

[nooyawkfun]

Seriously, awesome answer. Who's the woman on the left, by the way?

[RichardMNixon]

@nooyawkfun

Joan Walsh, editor of Salon.

[nooyawkfun]

@RichardMNixon Thanks!

[ptrain191]

Tony Bourdain is fucking awesome!

[RedEyedHal]

I love this guy

[MrPleasepleasework]

Those two aren't mutually exclusive. Sometimes you eat a great meal when you fuck.

[test123ok]

Legen.....wait for it ...... dary

[PigLatin999]

LOVE THAT MAN! Tony Bourdain rules!

He is so fucking PUNK ROCK!!

Don't believe me, read his book Kitchen Confidential. The dude is an old school NY punk from the Television/Dead Boys era

[johnshay1017]

no one just enjoys things anymore, do they?

[Blakefe]

@johnshay1017 i hear that 

[echo707]

@johnshay1017 what are you trying to say here?

[VoidMaid]

@johnshay1017

LOL I think I like your comment more than his answer!

[Jnes01]

Maher already said in the question that it is a "great meal" and obviously he would be the one fucking and it would be "mediocre."

He could not think of a good answer so he decided to wage that restating the question over again and swearing would be enough for the rabid fans salivating over both of their heroes sharing the same stage.

That's right "intellectuals," continue to line the pockets of these two "rebels." I like them well enough, but realize they're both self-serving egoists.

[doxide]

@Jnes01 you sir, are a bitter pretentious little shit

[Jnes01]

@doxide

I'd hate to live in your world, where being correct is bitter and pretentious. Snugglesup is the one who has acted pretentiously and condescendingly insulted others. He is the original person who called someone a "pseudo-intellectual little thing."

Please read the whole thread before you invite yourself into a conversation (only to cast insults) that you aren't a part of

[QcatDoesGames]

@Jnes01 How ironic. You tell him not to invite himself into a conversation that he isn't a part of, yet that's exactly what you did. It's what we all do. You then proceeded to tell him to shut up and claim to be correct, as though it's fact, then call him out as being pretentious and condescending.

That's the beauty of the internet. You're allowed to share your opinions. I don't think either one of you are wrong in responding the way you did. I just think you're being a bit hypocritical.

[Pager1991]

@Jnes01 you're over thinking this too much. how is it to live in a fox hole?

[saadmanh]

ZING.....put him up on the board bill

[commonsensrules]

The obvious answer was eating and fucking simulataniously.

Give me a triple bacon chesseburger and a supermodel and i'll show you the apex of existance in all it's horribly erotic glory.

[AzNAnhKhoa]

@commonsensrules rofl that sounded like a drugged Bourdain xD

[Pigroota]

That answer was shit. Who's fucking and who's cooking is implied in the question. Because this guy is too dumb he came up with some tautologous bullshit

[Snugglesup]

@Pigroota No, the implication wasn't there in the question.

The question was vague. Following your assumptions, a dog could have cooked the meal and he could have fucked his sister.

You're a pseudo-intellectual little thing aren't you. :o

[Jnes01]

@Snugglesup

I don't consider myself an intellectual, but that looks like a strawman argument you've just employed. Because dogs cook delicious meals and he would fuck his sister. Uh huh. Shut up.

"You're a pseudo-intellectual little thing aren't you. :o"

[Snugglesup]

@Jnes01

Simply an exaggerated analogy to show you people the fallacy of assuming that a question carries more implication that it actually does.

Here, scenario A

Simply replace dog with a mediocre cook (in this instance Jamie Oliver) and sister with Angelina Jolie and you have yourself a valid argument.

And scenario B

Dog is replaced by Gordon Ramsay and sister replaced with your average grandmother.

"You ARE a pseudo-intellectual little thing aren't you. :o"

[Jnes01]

@Snugglesup

The question is such that the specifics of each scenario (who is cooking, who is fucking) are ALREADY SET IN PLACE such that Bourdain would perceive the meal as "great" and the sex as "mediocre."

Of course when you are deciding if something is great or mediocre you are considering all of the variables, but the way the question is stated is that the perception is COMPLETE.

Bourdain needs only to decide between a meal he perceives as great and sex he perceives as mediocre. SIMPLE



[Motl3yDude]

That's what he gets for making stupid questions

[R5lover]

Hahaha, legendary answer!

[saburius]

Wholly crap! That was honest!

[BoloJonas]

I agree!