I FLIRTED WITH A PURTTY GIRL!

[musicsmiles174]

ahaha "GLUE!" "no its a dead HORSE!" makes me crack up every time xD

[diazz55]

BEST SPOT IN THE LOT!!!!!

[RansomTra445]

OMFG Im In 6th grade And I Play Clarinet Lol

[anto3x2]

Shay - "Hey Babytard what'cha got there?"

Babytard - "Glue!"

Shay - "No it's a dead horse!"

Babytard - ...

Shay - "Yeah they melted 'em up in put 'em in there! Here ya go glue some paper together."

Babytard - :O

[anaisabellecgui]

this is my fav vlog of all shaytards one

[ikkthimus]

@scupp Stop at 4:28 shes looking right at ya

[paralyzer5555]

i love the part when rock tard trys to look at his aunts cleavedge

[paralyzer5555]

if you love when shay Carl said shes the devil thumbs this comment up

[paralyzer5555]

i have

 seen this 5 times

[sweetfunx13]

omg i can't believe he said all that stuff about katy perry in front of his kids!

[JellyBelly101Full]

love this one!!!!

[scup444]

Nicolette and airsnark I have a confession, I want to pour fresh cottage cheese on mommytards buttcheeks and mabey add some cherries too and lick it all off her naked cheeks arrrrrgghh!!!!!

[NicoletteMyWebernet]

@scup444 You're a freak :)

[LoveKy35]

you guys are amazing :)

[Jenchixo]

the only thing i can remember from my summer with that song " teenage dream " is me in the car with the guy i have a crush on and we was in his covertable and i was in my bathing suit all beach looking heading to seaside heights aka jersey shore . lols

[scup444]

A spoon full of sugar makes the turds go down the turd da durds gooo dooowwn

[NicoletteMyWebernet]

@scup444 how old are you? 9? get outa here!



[0Airsnark0]

@NicoletteMyWebernet u tell him

[scup444]

I want to pour rich caramel syrup on mommytards nude buttcheeks and mabey a touch of butterscotch.

[scup444]

I want to emottionally pinch mommytards naked buttcheeks and pour mild salsa on them.

[legoagentman47]

@scup444 pervert

[laurenboren94]

and now babytard will be emotinally scared by glue...

[WolfxProductions1]

HELLO people. I just started a gaming channel and would very much appreciate it if you guys would subscribe. So that I can keep going. I won't make you do anything but I have some pretty good stuff so please subscribe and give me a chance by checking out WolfxProductions1?

[kimberlymerrygold1]

YAY FOR FAT KIDS!!!!!!!!!

[kimberlymerrygold1]

shaycarl:mommytard i have bad news

(mommytardsface goes shocked)

shaycarl:babytards been put in prison

ohh gosh SHES BENDING THE BARS AHHHHH!!!!!!

spose you want to get out then babytard

[kimberlymerrygold1]

shaycarl:hey do you know what that is

babytard:GLUE!!

shaycarl:No its a dead horse

(babytards face exprestion changes) lol

[cherrera1005]

@kimberlymerrygold1 When I read this Shay was saying this!! :)

[kimberlymerrygold1]

shaycarl: hey mommytard i flirted with a girl over there

mommytard: (wiered face) why on earth would you want to do that?  lololololol

[AllysaEarthLover]

Lol, this is the first video of yours that I've watched and I love it!! Subbing!

@15:15 A LAMP YOU SAY?! Rotfl...

[sea2see2me]

ha ha ha staring contest between Shay and Sontard....SHAVE HIS BEARD!!

[arjdancer1]

Five guys!!!!!:D

[rFactorF4]

Shay base dropped. O.O

FOR THE BEST SPOT IN THE LOT! :P

[carmusen]

best intro EVER

[mallory1408]

Can someone tell me which shaytards video it was that mommytard and Shay were on the beach and he made a footprint in the sand then mommytard did too in his footprint?? Please help!

[xoxoWafflesxoxo]

♥ SHAYTARDS 4EVA ♥

[hopson99]

My son who is only 3 watches Shaytards all day long on the Ipod he has been watching them for like a year or more he knows how to youtube search them and everything it is so cute!

[ChuukeseGirl21]

i can see the skinny shay in your old face! you'll always be that same shay thick or thin! (:

[kbproductions19]

7:19 XD

[kbproductions19]

I think this is my favorite vlog (:

[HomeSkinnyBiscuit]

This is by far my favorite vlog!

[PressStartClan]

FIVE GUYS  :D

[misspetunia3]

@TheBestiestPeople OMG ME TOO!!!! :D

[TheBestiestPeople]

OMG I PLAY CLARINET!!

[239superkhan]

omg!! wen he told babytard tht the glue was a dead horse i was on the floor her smile decreased into a scared face LMAO!!

[dacrazytwo]

Woahh dont you think she's a little young

[smileygummybears101]

when i was a kid i passed out in the bath room

[imdathardcore]

Ditto

[sarahscreamm]

The vlog is late today so I'm watching old ones!! Lmao I laughed out loud when Shay was like.. She was pretty. Hahaha love youu Shaytards!! -3:):)

[TheTinyAnna]

07:05  .. REMIX!!

[413XD00D]

3:50 FIVE GUYS YUMMY

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

Carly looks like a crack whore

[uppiesgalore5]

I wish my dad was like you!!

[SuperBeiberfever101]

I love your videos ! :) <3

[TheOldSchoolTrick]

The hot girl save the show.

[scup444]

I wanna rub smokey bbq marinade on mommytards bumcheeks then kiss her naked bbq sauced rear end.

[LoveKy35]

*Epic Staring Contest Flashback* woooosssh no beard+skinny shay :)

[AbulKhidir]

lol why do i feel like this is gonna turn into paranormal activity

[11BroDee]

Shay, you just made Green Day even better. U rock!

[Princessbyrne123]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Princessbyrne123]

I play the clarinet now and I'm 9

[PingPongPumbler]

I love five guys so much. Their burgers are amazing.

[AudreySynth]

You were sooooo funny! I miss the old Shay!

[jASPERTALISO]

@AudreySynth He's exactly the same, except thinner (and healthier for his family).

[mikeford1000]

Shay you legend

[shelbel1212]

HEY.

I used to have that exact shirt. o-o

[kk12151]

HAHA 6:32 Sontard: Hey I want that!!!! Hilarious!!!!!! <3

[tj7998]

Babytard on tha floor is thaa cutest thinq ever .

[1hufflepuff]

I play clarinet too!

[KitSnickers]

Hey i play the Clarinet

[monkeynanners159]

sorry clit boo on mu stak

[MermaidXVanessa]

There's no video for the 29 th .... I'm depressed

[LuxuryCreamPuff101]

He's like the king of pop, and your just like the king of fat bearded man on the Internet! Oh I love you Shay!

[SuperBooster23]

hey is their a retard

[peaceandlove2231]

omg five guys is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WhiteTiger550]

i like mixing candle scentes also Its the best thing to do with candeks

[pinkpirate464]

Lol

[FleetwoodModels]

I am forever scarred........

[kikikramar]

lol its 10:49 right now lol and he said 10:48

:

[WTF5023]

Lol she said it lack of sweet tender love that's bringing me down but still he says whore in front of them 

[JandVshow]

i wish u were my mom and dad:(

[101tabstergurl101]

@JandVshow that's how i feel /:

[Drumr215]

MOVE BACK TO IDAHO PLEASE!!!! I LOVE THESE VLOGS BETTER THEN LA

[scientologysux22]

MOST RETARDED FAMILY EVER

[evan7even]

@scientologysux22 i think you're talking about yourself

[whrobins431]

@scientologysux22 lol wow, asshole much?

[413XD00D]

@scientologysux22 *Most unitarded family ever

[MyFrozenice]

The moment when Shay told ga trade what glue is :)

[MsAWESOMESINGERS]

Go butlers p.s my last name is butler

[green48956]

this is what i do on chrismas whatch shaytards

[ms247glam]

i did the starring contest with sontard and shay

[yuening1998]

Babytard is sooooooo cute! 3

[aditiproductions]

Shay: Hey Babytard whatcha got there?

Babytard: Glue! *smiles*

Shay: No it's a dead horse. Yeah, there's a little horsie in here.

Babytard: *confused and scared.*

[PurpleMooCows25]

there wetre only 5 candles....

lol

[xLoveablePrinceSsx]

best part was 0:00 to 16:23

[Lauraa4023]

Mommytard's "Why on earth would you do that?" cracks me up every time xD

[nikkilyn246]

sontard do you think you can get all of the girl an one sec

[nikkilyn246]

priscesstard do you love justin barber

[210CALIN]

YOU ARE FREAKING CREEPY!

[T3hGame]

Now Shay is 102 pounds lighter, Brett edits the vlogs and the best spot in the lot is at the very back of the parking lot. :) So much progress!

[Nelley9517]

Stop looking at Shay's calendar!!!

[jaedon93]

Do you know what this is? Glue!

No, its a dead horse!

[SliceIceNDice]

What happened to Brett editing?

[MeganM816]

@SliceIceNDice Brett didn't start editing until this summer

[1226Sun]

omg I'm in band and I play the clarinet...

[MinecraftNoob322]

man you where fat 2 years ago

[deathbysexywtf]

they are awesome

[TheUniQuE04]

This is the first vlog I've seen and I love it! I'm so subscribing! Ha now time to catch up :)

[TheMiley6010]

5 guys lol i love that restoront

[olleyball781]

Luv this vid!!!

[kimberlymerrygold1]

what happened to babytard

[AmiraMayathetwins]

i absolutely ADORE your family!!! BTW rocktard is starting to look like babytard ♥

[SuperElectrolytes]

oh how the old days were better. I wish shay did more funny things like he used to.

[mightybfool]

Drunk babytard lol

Shay on katy perry....halarious

[SuDbUd99]

Its funny to watch Shay and SonTard have a staring contest and one of the latest videos is them having a staring contest :)

[SyaukatBrown]

@77niggaplease Shay's lost 90-100 pounds. So whos the fat cunt???

[mrsprincesslily]

I miss the old intro. :)

[mYvAmPiReRoMaNcE555]

i'm addicted to these! i'm watching all the old ones now (so much has changed!) and omg. this one made me laugh so hard. plus shay singing green day made it that much better. -3

[dubtenko]

Shaytards Movie! Think it'd be epic? I think so!

/watch?v=-XgiJVOdcac

[ItsTripWire]

im out of school for 2 weeks and all im gonna do is watch all the shaytards videos(:

[EstateAmoreInfinito]

Oh Shay, in a little over a year, a staring contest will cost you your beard ;)

[strawburry813]

babytard is a drunk ass baby!!!! LOL

[TheJellybean227]

Wow I just watched yesterdays vlog, and now I am watching this ones. SHAY IS SO DIFFERENT!!!

[ZebraGirlz88]

Hey I play clarinet too!!!

[aquinosamila5678]

Yay! I'm just like Shay I'm in band I play the clarinet and I have a hard time staying awake but the only diff is that I'm in 6th grade and imma girl

[ChelseyCaldwell]

I sure do miss the old vlogs:( Now its all about meetings and being famous

[azncoolz]

LOL basket case..

[azncoolz]

lol wow so long ago , they changed so much expecially shay. Good for you my brother

[AwesomeChicks01]

Check me on youtube im 11 and have a long way to go

[JakeTheMuss96]

Haha you guys are so awesome !!

[Sunshine27KM]

this is one of my all time favorite shaytards video

[TheKristonimore]

this was my first shaytards vlog!!!

[itsfaith77]

i miss the old vloggs :(

[hyperose1]

Omg i love allllll of ur videos

[Cbelle012rocks]

Being almost 12, I feel bad for sontard. He's really gonna be emarassed. I also feel lucky. My parents aren't nearly as embarrassing as you, no offende.

[desi12345ify]

i love I'm mean love you guys videos

[MegRocks88]

12:03-12:05 LOLOL. 

[rayray123116]

I remember falling asleep on my dresser... My whole upperbody on the dresser, and here's the thing... my knees were on the bed. All I had to do was turn around and id be on my bed LOL

[MLGgameplayer]

7:40 Good Luck Charlie that girl

[cmsrawrr]

7:25 My dad always kidded with me like that. Then came a time when I stopped believing anything he said... (at that age of course) :D

[DaretheDevil321]

are u in california ?

[akeilamermaid62]

shays a good singer

[filbank]

0:27

oow! he hit me in the gennatonia!

LOL xD

shay,,,carl,,,

[TorresJake001]

These are the freedoms I defend... Cool :)

[BeautifulChildInside]

I was fighting for my life to stay awake in college in a photography lecture. The guy was talking for about 2 hours and I hadn't slept the night before. I would fall asleep for a second and then wake up like 'Oh my god did anyone see?!?' looking around furiously, then try focusing on the lecture. Was not good! I think I fell asleep like 20 times at least :')

[SkyBloo98]

Lol I sorta wonder if ur kids realize their names AREN'T Sontard, Princesstard, Babytard, and Rocktard.

[zoerox17]

I always come back to this vlog(:

[boomerdog514]

Ok best babytard moment ever!!!!

What's this?

Glue

Nope it's a dead horse

*smile drops*

Haha favorite moment!!!!

[jameskillerpenson]

wath was up with momytards lhaf

[The189michelle]

oh ya

[sillyk98]

Hey I played the clarinet in seventh grade!!! And I still do. ( I'm in eighth grade now) Shaycarl and his fam are awesome!

[alectronex]

10:00 -10:21 BEST RANT EVER!

[alectronex]

7:03 HAAHAHAHAHAHA GO MOMMYTARD!

[MrsMJLoveAlways]

agent refried bean LOL

[whibru179]

10:04 <-- that bit, Shay sounded so much much like Chris Farley.

[xXTechnoRocksXx]

Shay: Hey babytard whatchya got there?

Babytard: Glue!

Shay: No it's a dead horse! Yea... There's a little horsey in here!

Babytard: ._.

Shay: They melted em' up and put em in that bottle!, Here yea go!

Babytard: O.o

Shay: Glue some paper together!

Babytard: O.O? (Kay dad.. You're freakin me out here..)

[RawrNuggetz34]

Oh the joys of Walmart. :)

[iipoppergummy]

he sounds like jack black 

[jameskillerpenson]

i love green day

[LegendOfTheDude]

WAIT!?!?! is glue really made with horses?

[haitihelper99]

@LegendOfTheDude .... yeah, im pretty sure

[9513summer]

@LegendOfTheDude Well I think it's horse hooves.

[mommylovesmakeup0205]

it must make him feel so weird to watch these video when bigger wow he lost a person yaya shay

[Lalasays15]

SHAY YOU LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT, I just had to do the before and after and wow you lost weight good job!

[ErinM43221]

now u have Brett



[emylie10]

omg this is the first shaytard video i ever watched and i got hooked and im so happy i did

[RandomStupidCrap]

I meant put not toilet... I'm typing on a tablet

[RandomStupidCrap]

:/ people have opinions about other people , so don't be a bitch if someone says something you don't want to hear then stay, in my opinion I think its a little weird for people toilet their whole life on YouTube. But it is stuff for people to relate to. BTW How many computers does this fan has. to put movies

[tdoggbeeitch80]

i love them.. love them.. <3

[TheArdilla23]

omg they prblbly mad the epic starring contest based on thid!