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  • Canada's herds of terrorist "ministers" make Hitler look like a saint. Harper's a known environmental terrorist and warmonger who enjoys slaughtering Afghan kids. Not only does he enoy clearcutting and massive polluting, but like most Canadians he has a massive streak of cruelty with wholesale torture & slaughter of wildlife. Right now Canuck thugs are wading in lakes of screaming blood and agony of the slaughter of tens of 1000s of harp seal pups, even when their ice nurseries are disappearing.

  • @Iraqgenocide2 You sir, are blowing things way outta proportion. First off, have you ever felt a Canadian winter? Seal skin is the best cure for the cold. And the only reason their ice nurseries are disappearing is because the entire world is polluting the atmosphere. Sure we clear cut massive amounts of forest, but isn't that better than letting them burn? Don't forget that we replant a lot of the forests we cut. And I'm sorry about all the dying Afghan children, nothing I can do about that.

  • @Iraqgenocide2 I don't even know why you posted your comment here. This guy is a comedian, not a politician.

  • Aww shut up rohitsharmahh........if u dun like him get out

  • russell makes fun of every race ..thats not good, he should use some different stuff to make fun ...he might not be aware that he himself has got a stupid accent !!!! god damn russell ..go get some life

  • I'm Canadian. I don't know anyone--including whites, asians, east indian, etc--who doesn't think RP is hilarious.

  • I`m Canadian, and i luv this.

  • lol im canadaian and this is fucking hilarious. its funny cuz i do some of the tings he says.

  • i love it, im canadian and i honestly never thought we sounded like it, the swearing thing though is bang on

  • were Canadians, we don't get pissed off, We're too busy being drunk or being pussies. and i just realized i say "Fuck off" and "Bullshit" EXACTLY like that ;)

  • Unfortunately this is so true... XD

  • He was born in Canada so

    all haters stfu !

  • LOL i never never noticed my accent until I saw this video... and every bit of it is true!!!

  • I fucken love canadian accents!!! ITS SOO FUCKEN SEXY!!!!!!!1

  • He describes the way white people in Upstate NY talk. I have a southern accent and everyone is always like "you're accent is so weird, where are you from" and its like you also have an accent that I'm pretty sure sounds much weirder than mine but I don't walk around pointing it out to everyone.

  • i'm white. I love this. doesn't piss me off.

  • He described my aunt to a T ..the whole accent & bobblehead thing, and the donkey wording. OMG XD

  • lol i aint pissed off i watch his dvd all the time he is one funny sum bit.

  • How you like your eggs? Fried or Fertilized?

  • Im white, its all in good fun. As a middle class white person, I approve this message!

  • Lol!!!

    I can never tell the difference between my accent and an American accent!, but Americans always know I'm Canadian... I think I know why! :P

  • watch?v=Y4y1IxKPdlY  is this the Australian accent?

  • Hi, eh. 

  • can you imagine this guy doing a Bogan (Aussie Red necks) impersonation? fuk thatll be funny...

  • I don't see any comhments from amricans or cannadians now. But if Russell jokes about people of other countires and their accent, and then all white people rush to youtube to comment and make fun of those people. All white people are pissed off now watching this video...

  • @sunnysahota09 Nope, I thought it was hilarious :-)

  • @sunnysahota09 Since when the fuck did you get to speak for all white people? Ignorant moron.

  • @sunnysahota09 You don't speak for me and I'm white. It's just you and your racist feelings

  • @sunnysahota09 I'm not pissed off, im a white canadian and i think this is hilarious haha its so perfect

  • @sunnysahota09 I'm whtie and I'm not pissed off by this video. I think he's hilarious. So here's a "comhment" from an "amrican" now.

  • @sunnysahota09 I'm not pissed off either, and I'm Canadian. And like he said I'm REEEALLY Canadian. And this kills me! I actually laughed out loud!

  • @sunnysahota09 ok... Im a white canadian and i am not pissed off i thought this video was hilarious. And it seems pretty hypocritical to say that about white people when its exactly what you are doing by posting that comment. I hate it when people talk about how racist white people are and dont even realise that the ones who are really racist are themselves.

  • @sunnysahota09 Actually, I found it funny, and it didn't piss me off, thanks.

  • @sunnysahota09

    I thought this was halarious. My best friend is Canadian and we were both dying. But you are right. It seems that when people make fun of someone everyone is like oh yea thats funny but when people make fun of white people they're like thats stupid. I thought it was funny

  • @sunnysahota09 That is totally not true. I'm Canadian, and I think it's funny. I can make fun of myself, Russell Peters does as well.

  • When i am watching movies where is Canadian speaking and Americans...i really don't see any difference

  • @nefredil You can only tell the difference if the Canadian is an English Canadian or if the American is a Southern American xD. Other than that the accents are pretty much the same.

  • @fudgestixles

    English Canadians are just the rednecks of Americans.

  • @fudgestixles YEs :-)! Absolutely true :-)! Heheh :-), but i really don't know why Americans are making so many jokes about canadians :-)! They seem to me like good folk!

  • @nefredil thats because there speaking from a script...

  • Lol I love this guy X'D

  • if someone can do a "white accent", you know hes good. PETERS FTW!

  • Lol i am from d.c i dont have an accent

  • @KnuckleWhisperer i'm from DC and we do have an accent moron!

  • Lmfao.

  • hes like an indian seth rogen

  • Damn hosers!

  • I'm probably going to sound quite ignorant but as a Brit I really can't tell the difference between the Canadian and the American accent

  • @PeaceLemony soooo true...!!

  • @PeaceLemony Ya Im american and I think the same...

  • @PeaceLemony well after living in Canada for 13 years i can tell you that you're quite right. I would say that Canadians tend to sound more nasal than Americans as if they're speaking from the nose. I think the accents very some how the more South and West in the United States that you go. Canadians don't have a southern accent. I personally don't like the canadian accent but after visiting your country recently, i love the way you British talk, and the slang too:) nobhead and knob jockey:))

  • Oh dear god this is SO true it is funny xD HE is funny. This is coming from a Canadian herself.

    FUUUuuck OFF! xD LOVE IT!

  • OMG that's my uncle!!!!!

  • Americans need to realize that it's them with the accent, not us!

  • @Alicat244 haha psyche

  • "Thats a pretty bold statement for a brown man"

    HAHHAHAH :D

  • jesus christ. LOLOLOLOLOL The way he says it omg.

  • russel peters is hillarious. but im a white canadian .... we dont talk like that at all! how would you know... your an indian

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  • @Huri7867 neh

  • so true LOL. my dad sounds exatly like that when hes mad watching hockey. Fuuuuuuuuck offfffffffffff ref xD

  • Ok I love the fact that EVERYBODY laughs when he jokes about every race but when he starts with white people, someone gets offended. I'm not saying all, just some, and if you ask me it's retarded. Because we should be able to laugh at ourselves sometimes and not just everybody else. It's the beauty of comedy. It unites us in laughter.

  • @TheAraber93 uhhh... did you not hear the whole crowd laugh? All the white folks thought it was funny. But their is one group of people you cant ridicule without them getting butt sore *cough cough * muslims... Denmark cartoons?

  • @dadecountyhustler305 Oh wow now u bring muslims into thoughtless arguement? There are many great muslim comedians out there such as Maz jorbani and theres alway ppl from different races going to be "butt sore" so dont say stupid things that we cant be ridiculed. You need to learn to be open minded before judging others. And for the love of god, muslims and arabs are completly 2 different things, cant u ppl ever get it through ur heads.

  • @YourHero2DN well said, haha

  • The only Canadians that have an accent are the East Coast-ers. I'm from Vancouver, BC and everytime I go the the US the Americans are shocked that I am Canadian. They think I just sound American.

    Now I just need to figure out if I'm being complimented or insulted....?

  • I CAN'T BREATH X,D

    OH GOD IT HURTS 8,B

  • @animefreakDNAngelfan I cant stop laughing either. OMG! OMG! Im crying!

  • I guess Bramptons got the brown canadian accent!

  • Check out Russels Peters$34.50 The Movie watch?v=BtMYKNGzn3E

  • I'm myself a Canadian and I didn't even knew we were... hrmm, supposed to talk like this. Yes, that's right, I'm used with the american accent, the british accent, but even if I'm a real, I mean real Canadian, like with Canadian grandparents n' stuff, that was the very first time I've heard a Canadian accent.

    ...

    Okay I lied, not only I'm a Canadian but first to that I'm a Quebecker, it TOTALLY changes everything... but still.

  • I'm myself a Canadian and I didn't even knew we were... hrmm, supposed to talk like this. Yes, that's right, I'm used with the american accent, the british accent, but even if I'm a real, I mean real Canadian, like with Canadian grandparents n' stuff, that was the very first time I've heard a Canadian accent.

    ...

    Okay I lied, not only I'm a Canadian but first to that I'm a Quebecker, it TOTALLY changes everything... but still.

  • saskatchewanese accent is pretty much just your average watered down redneck accent

  • Okay - for the Canadians that commented about "not having an accent".... if you are living with an accent- you are oblivious to it. You don't notice it and it sounds normal. I had a conversation with my scottish coworker once and I commented that I loved her and her husband's accents and they had not a clue what I meant - and were persistent that I was the one with the accent. All us Canadians have an accent to some degree! And I say embrace it! The Canadian accent is awesome eh?!

  • its actually true about the swearing sometimes haha

  • there is no accent !

  • So, the Canadian bobble heads on South Park ARE accurate in their portrayal. lmao. Michigan sound like this too, only not as bad. Still funny and annoying though.

  • I think that the closer you are to the boarder, the less of an accent you have. 'Cause I like in AB and I don't think i have an accent at all. I just say some words differently.

  • @ddola7: I agree. (:

    I'm from Michigan/USA, but I live only a couple miles from the tunnel/bridge at Detroit-Windsor, and my area accent is pretty close (if not identical) to the southern Ontario accent. It doesn't sound like Russells, but I've noticed that southern Ontario people and northern Ontario people do sound differenly, with the northern being much heavier. I think it's really cute though, either way. <3

  • That must be the Ontario accent, The Albertan accent is quite different

  • @eal1985 No its like the eastern accent like nova scotia and pei, i live in toronto we have no such accent

  • @eal1985 yeah albertans defiantly do not talk like that.

  • In winnipeg where i live i only here the natives talk like that.

  • My Bestfriend talks like his First Empression, My friend is REALLY Canadian. I'm canadian, but I don't talk like that...

  • Thats newfoundlander for you! my whole moms side all talk like that, i'm glad i'm living in ontario :P

  • my step mom speaks that way she is from newfoundland though .. where is it that they say "aboot" instead of about because im from Calgary alberta and we all say about and right?? instead of ehh?? ... is aboot from newfoundland also ?

  • @KaylaNoelle1 i think alot of canadians say "aboot" i'm from toronto and definately pronounce it that way.

  • @KaylaNoelle1 go to Windsor sometime all the canadians there say "aboot" and "eh" they are not newfies, I heard it was more of a british/canadian accent and most canadians deny having an accent when it is blatantly obvious that the accent is there...it's not like we are making fun of the accent just pointing out that it is there. If I had something that made me unique I certainly wouldn't deny it!

  • @hateplow420 Maybe it's you Americans who have the accent.

  • NEW-FIES! 

  • I'm Canadian.. I'm not sure I talk like that though :P

  • THIS IS EXACTLLY HOW MY DAD TALKS XD

  • Lol that's the Newfie accent xD xD xD I love you, Newfoundland!!!

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  • And i loved it how on this page white guys dint respond like others writing hate messages

  • Hilarious..... I am an indian and have an indian accent..... So what.... its a language nobody says this is the right accent....... i love the way he pulls out the accent !!!

  • I don't like when americans are making fun of you canadians...I love canadians!! You're soooo nice and funny, and cute.. =p You're the coolest humen on earth!! According to me americans have no right to treat you like this cause they are the retards.. They are fake,all they care about is money, they think USA is the world and don't give a shit about the rest, and they are tards... And btw tell me if I'm wrong but all the canadians don't say "aboot" and stuff right??

  • @TheNattisD not that I am aware of, but we do say eh alot at least where I am from

  • He is so freakin funny! I could DIE. My Canadian relatives sound just like this!!!! He also does the Italians PERFECT. I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

  • 168 canadians have an accent.

  • I would love to see his imitation of the Southern US. I am a southerner and would love to hear his impression of OUR accent. LOL

  • Bull shit it's only the maritimes that have a fucking accent everyone else sounds nothing like that

  • LMAO at the donkey part, im a white Canadian and I totally agree! We have an accent :) im one of the few that will admit it!

  • That donkey part is so fucking accurate, i use it almost everyday

  • We do talk funny, now that I think about it. We kind of sound like donkeys when we swear.

    I'm Canadian and I agree.

  • haha its funny cuz its true but the biggest accents come from newfies...

  • skin colour doesn't affect your accent, durr

  • I think he's talkin' aboot Newfies :P

  • In Quebec, most people don't speak english at all ( well. except for the Montreal region).

  • @HIGH777ROLLER

    That's not necessarily true. Most of us actually do speak English. Sadly, many choose to refrain from accommodating our Anglo-Canadian brethren out of some sense of linguistic repression.

    I will always be Canadian first and Québecois second!

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  • @tttybhgf I wonder what brought that up to your mind

  • @tttybhgf it doesn't matter. its still makes russells awesome!

  • lol, well I don't think I sound like that...but my dad deffs does...lol!! It was soo funny watching this cuz it's actually like him, the whole bobblehead and donkey thing...I'm sure he'd be flattered :p

  • I'm canadian and I've never heard anyone talk like that :/ except I'm half white so maybe thats it...

  • i sound and talk like him and i have lived in canada my whole life, my parents, and my grandparents have as well soooooooo.....

  • Canadians don't even have an accent. They sound American with the exception of a few words. I've never heard a "Canadian" accent. This guy's accent sounds scottish or something.

  • I laughed so hard because my mother swears EXACTLY like this

  • @CryOfDeafeat Does she really? Lol! Thats Hilarious!

  • that accent sounded irish

  • people say i have a canadian accent but i dont think i do...but i was born in canada and my mother was also born in canada..but my father is'nt born here

    how does a canadian accent sound like anyways...i only know by some examples from a simpson episode

  • @davidedwardgillis

    I'm canadian, but I don't have a accent. Only because I'm barely canadian. I'm only a quarter canadian. But still canadian :3

  • @Littleduckyblue HE SAID FULL CANADIAN NOT A QUARTER

  • @55FM0B

    Meany.

  • hahah us native canadians are minoritys to the entire world god my people suck ass can't get off their wel-fare ass's and do something koo besides hands on jobs and fishing

  • that is sooo my aunt lmaoi! :D

  • soooo funny

  • Nailed it.

  • there's a moose aboot the hoose....

  • @magnatron2010 what? lol

  • @KeySour my girlfriend is canadian, and because she pronounces about 'aboot' and house 'hoose', i piss her off by saying to her 'there's a moose loose aboot the hoose', lol.....

  • Idiot. Everyone has an accent, no matter where they're from. I don't understand this thing of certain Amercians saying 'I don't have an accent'. Eh... yes you do. You have an American accent.

  • @ConsummatePlaiter

    Many Americans believe that because we're taught it in school. I live in Michigan and from kindergarten up, teachers always said that we (Michiganians) are accentless and that our English is "Standard American English". So for a long time I always believed that. And it's still hard to believe I have any sort of accent.

  • @XYumekoX suppose that explains things. But if you can tell what country someone is from after listening to their voice, stands to reason that they have an accent. I mean, I can immediately identify an American and distinguish them from an Irish person (or English or Australian or whatever) because of how their accent sounds. And internationally the American accent would be viewed as quite strong and recognisable. Would Michigans not sound slightly different from.. Rhode Islanders or whatever?!

  • @ConsummatePlaiter

    Yes we would, but LOL we just are raised to believe we are accentless. Although now, I would believe that my area of Michigan sounds a little bit Canadian.

  • russell peters your a dirty nigger

  • @Chalienges

    not to push the cause, but if you're going to be a racist asshole, at least put some effort into it.

    he's an Indian, not a Black. so nigger's not even the correct insult. you're just a racist person who needs to change your dumb attitude.

  • Ha Ha - Can he do a London accent?

  • So true.

  • Grrr he makes us look like idiots!! I don't talk like that at all

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  • Im irish,and this sounds like an Irish accent???WTF!!! LOL...maybe white canadians do speak like that cause lots are of Irish decent?? ...Either way Russells a class act...

  • @Kormack1 That's got to be why. You hear it more to the east. I'm a Kormack too!

  • Black comedians can't go a single act without saying 'white people', especially Dave Chapelle. He's the god of racist comedy! =D

  • how is this in anyway funny

  • Damn, this guy must have think about these jokes for a whole day since his a Comedian LMAO

  • LMAO, im laughing and i am Canadian ! :D

  • AHAHAH foudn this through the hetalia video XD THIS GUY IS MAH HEROOOO

  • it's funny because what he does is so familiar, but i cannot think of a specific example. It is so familiar though. it is out there hahahaha

  • @TinyTigerToes some do... mostly people from Newfoundland. When i say Jesus Christ its like a freight train of accent.

  • that is such a francophone accent

  • I've never been to canada, but it is funny!!

  • what is funny, is canadians ARE americans. I don't understand why people think it's separate. There are only 7 continents and Canada isn't one of them.

  • @mijamz Yeah, but as always US has a big influence in our life in general, so US people call themselves AMERICANS when we are all AMERICANS because we live in this continent. I am a proud AMERICAN because I'm a proud MEXICAN living with my CANADIAN husband. :D

  • @Dalissaed you are a whore

  • @TinyTigerToes I live next to the Canadian border. I see and talk to them daily. You guys do have an accent. It's nothing like this or say Bob and Doug McKenzie, but it's there.

  • it really depends where you live... i live in montreal and no one has an accent, it a weird stereotype

  • @TheAlydw101 Haha, I live in France and whenever we think about Montreal, then it's the weird and hilarious franco-canadian accent that comes to our mind....

  • @TheAlydw101 you do know that if you have an accent you cannot hear it yourself.

  • @TheAlydw101 We all have accents. The reality is that we are so used to hearing ourselves and people who speak the way we do that we don't realize it

  • 165 people are american

  • That's just Newfies

  • @ShiningZenith are they the rednecks of canada

  • @THEANnetWork sorta they morons they over fished and kept trying they annoy you and talk just like that

  • that was irish

  • yeah ...i dont have an accent , most ppl here dont have an accent . Usually just the rednecks or ppl form certain locations like newfies and etc . and the french canadians but nobody likes their asses anyways

  • @TinyTigerToes I completely agree, I still say "eh" ALOT though, but it's because that's my style.

  • @foolenny

    Some Canadians say it like "Aboot"

  • @MrRichardsome1 It's not really "aboot", it's more like aboat. It's called Canadian raising and for someone like me with the accent, I hear myself saying about, aboot and aboat VERY distinctly. But to an American, our "about" sounds a lot like "aboot" or "aboat" because they don't make that sound in any words. Just look up "canadian saying about" on youtube. You can tell.

  • @captain150 I agree. I'm from southern Ontario, I think it's the southern part, lol! So, I don't talk like Americans think we talk! I think it's just newfies that talk like that cuz I heard that a boy in my class has grandparents from there and he can't understand a word they're saying, lol! I'm pretty Canadian I think cuz I'm mostly native (Cree) and a whole lot British! Hey, Americans, we think you talk funny cause you slur and use a ton of slang in stereotypes anyways! (never been outa canada

  • My American cousins asked me to say about, and I did. I said "About" like anyone does, they just were like "no, say it like Canadians do" WTF, how does a Canadian say about differently?

  • ROFLMAO

  • well its true we do that

  • wow he is right us canadians do do that