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  • LMAO....Gonna kill this motherfucker with this here hammer! You lil bitch!...LMAO!

  • BEST.

    911.

    PRANK.

    CALL.

    EVER.

  • @MewsAdventure Probably a real call...I see this kind of crap all the time in section 8 housing! Most kids there think their name is Motherfucker until they finally go to school!

    Don't believe?...Ask a 4 year old in the hood what his name is...9 out 0f 10 times they'll answer...Motherfucker Tyrone Jackson!

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK O_O

  • a mother should have the right to freedom of speech to her children. i seriously doubt she 'killed the little mother fucker.'-lol

  • oh no NOT THE HAMMAH!!

  • "mother fucker"? well she IS his mother isnt she? ... weird...

  • Not funny!!! "I'm gonna kill this motherf***er!!!"

  • dang wonder what happened next O.O

  • She ate the capslock button?

  • OPERATOR: "Listen...(click)..are u there" LMFAO

  • all i can say is being a single mom is hard help her and that child LORD

  • She calls him motherfucker even though hes her son.

  • I love how the dispatcher is so calm.

  • sounds fake

  • DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNN O_O

  • physco crazy bitch!

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  • hang up

  • ok can you put the hammer down?

    FUNNIEST PART!!!

  • Did she just say.

    HE STOLE MY CARAMEL SUNDAE.

    ?? D:

  • @Justakid12 No iTink She Sed He Stole My Car On Sunday

  • So, can anybody say, Ghetto? Just maybe?

  • Crazy bitch.

  • The cycle continues.... Listen to her, its no wonder he is out of control. One Eighty Seven ! You brought him into this world, please take him out so we don't have to deal with him!

  • to me...it is like ill-written rap...

  • Roflmao ahahahaha I haven't laughed that hard in so long. Even if it's fake this is fucking hilarious.

  • My mom did the same exact shit.

    Sorry mom!!!

  • LOL!!! HOLY FUCK!!! Awwee that was just rich x'D

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that bitch needs to take a chill pill....or several

  • wow

  • whaaaaat  theeeee F***

  • she likes sayin mother fukin

  • haha does anyone know what happened to the kid?

  • :D lol

  • Problem is that many parents do their best to raise their kids. With the world the way it is, kids spend more time alone because both parents work to make ends meet. It sounded to me, like her kid is out of control and she has nothing left to resort to. Anyone that things it's just because of the up bringing is missing the big picture.

  • I wonder if this is real...

  • lol this reminds me one time at a sonic this lady was really pissed off beacus of the sundae size lol

  • The operator should let the mom kill her son, then the mom could get the death penalty. 2 problems solved right there.

  • ive never known anyone to say that may f.....and in one whole sentence! lol

  • I fucking laughed so hard

  • That lady belongs in jail for such foul languge on the phone!

  • I love how well the 911 operator keeps so calm.... commited of 187 LOL

  • Dude Monica Wilson ftw!!!

  • Yeah...she needs an officer to come out and arrest her ass and get that kid to safety.

  • that is the funnyest thing ever.

  • lol I use to get that line all the time from my mom.

    I brought you into the world and I can damn sure take your ass out. >.>

  • No wonder her son doesn't want to come home!!!

  • @boomboomgogomoo Fuck, If he was my mother, I'd take the damn car and keep going.....

  • Tough love, always a winner.

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't stop laughing!

  • NIGCOMSAT-1

  • Its hammer time!!

  • ghetto mom are soooo hilarious.

  • MONICA WILSON!!!!

  • Ma'am, Ma'am, ma'am...

    Haha she wouldnt let her talk!:D

  • Why do nignogs talk so funny?

  • lmfao its gonna be a OJ lol

  • shut the hell up, racist ass bitch

  • shut up!!!!

  • thats ONE woman, dude, try not to judge for once in your life

  • im get all oj simpson in this motha fuckin mouth

  • IT'S HAMMERTIME

  • HELL YA

  • LMFAOO!!!!!!

  • you should beep out the adress and the person's name. halarious

  • LOL. "OJ."

  • she is realy pissed off

  • she said "mofo" 17 times =|

    LOL!!!!

  • and you counted it? LOL

  • LOL! yuuuuuuup =)

    LMFAOOO! it was funny =D

  • "imma kill this mofo wit dis hammer!!!" LMAO!!!!!!

  • LMAO SOME1 arrest that hoe n give her anger management lfmaooooooooooooooo shiiiiit. crazy ass bitch. thats why her son stole her car to peel out n get away frm her crazy ass dumb hoe need to get locked.

  • lol an oj simpson

  • JEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST! ISSUES!

  • Oj Simpson In This Muthafuckin House

  • "imma beat his brains out!...i brought him in dis worls and ill take him out!"

  • LMFO

    DO YOU HAVE A HAMMER ON YOU?

  • My mom's too G for that. She would never call the police.

  • This rowdy lady better go to jail. She is scary.

  • I wish that were my mom.

  • "IM SICKIN TIYAD OF DIS MUTHA FUCKA!" hahhahhh.

  • "do you have a hammer?"

    I SURE DO!!

  • shit you whyass kracr fuck you beotch I'm guynna kill mi mofunking sum ha_ha that bitch must of smoked to much pot,crack,ice, and had to much to drink.

  • LMFA9OAFLAFMo

    "MAWNIKAWH WHEELSUN!!"

  • how are they getting a check from obama, and how are they ungrateful. some of my friends are black and they stand up all day look cooking food for minuim wage. well I bet our ass is under the table giving your boss a blow job, and you get payed 125,000+ a year to sit on your ass and type.

  • LMAO...

  • Haha thats one angry mamma!

  • Hahaha... wow... and people say that children are a blessing... I beg to differ. Poor mom. Poor kid.

  • not all kids =|

  • WOW!

    You're amazing!

    Are you aware that recent scholarship indicates that 'Jesus' was quite possibly black...but was most certainly not 'white' by any stretch of the imagination. I think it is the whites whom have been Damned

  • lmao!!! ha.. ha..

  • she said "fuck" 16 times :D

  • People in this world are fucking scumbags. not to be racist, but alot of them are black people. ha

  • @yuhoo1432 SWEETHEART ARE YOU Truly!!!SURE ABOUT THAT OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU DAY DREAMING!!!!

  • she is CRAZY!!!! WOW!!!! MAD MOM!!!!

  • Damn! his ass must of been bad as hell! You never fuck wit a black momma! neva!

  • TRUE LOL

  • D I S G U S T I N G. This piece of HUMAN GARBAGE should have been ARRESTED for this call!

  • typical aha

  • y the fuck would you make fun of ur own ethnicity u stupid shit and ya its fuckin obvious its a nigger bitch

  • Sounds like my mom with a southern accent and a black woman's voice.

  • 1peterfenton1 - yeaa, uhh wooow.

    mm , wuddever duuude. this fucking pisses me off more than fucking ever. uu just assume its a black women. m neighbor sounds black on the phone, and shes white. hell. im white. its called, people who grow up in ghettoo !!. wuddever yall ; get a fucking life.. but ! ; this mom was wrong. and ii kiinda think it was a prank.. idfk.

    thats all i have to saay.

  • hahahahahahaha that is funny and it sounds like my mom man

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  • dude, shut up...im black so im entitled to make fun of black people..if you arent then shut up.

  • I guess that was too harsh to say. I do realize that it's pretty insensitive, sorry for insulting you. I'm deleting the comment.

  • So basicly black people can be racist towards everyone, including white and themselves. But god forbid a white person says something like "big nosed ugly fucking nigger"

  • i never said i could be racist against white people, where'd you get that from? what i said, was that i could insult my own race, 'cause its not being racist. but, since you mentioned it, yeah i have said things about white people, not anything so awful it would make you wanna throw up...only stereotypes, is all. im not racist against any race...i love all types. plus black people can say stuff about whites because we were cegregated against them.

  • Where you personally segragated? Did you endure any physical pain? Yeah.. exactly.

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  • ImayStalkU u havnt endured shit either u dumb ass

  • did I say I did? Don't think so. Dumb ass.

  • Calm down children

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA! Let me tell you 'bout them black people!HAHAHAAHAA!

  • LoL i bet you shes black.

  • Hmm maybe you should've disciplined the stupid out of him when he was younger. Send him to a military school. The Military is still the best at breaking trouble causing kids.

  • NO I CAYN'T PUT NO HAMMER DOWN

  • I think I taught her kid in my math class - cute little monkey - always 'a shuckin' an' a jivin'. Of course, no other students could learn w/ the consant disruption, and the white administration didn't want to mess "wid da hammer lady". Heh heh heh - I hope mammy crushes the little niglett's nuts - like killing one fly is preventing millions more maggots. And yes, BLACKS KNOW OJ DID IT!

  • Dude, please keep the racism to yourself

  • People ALL originated in Africa so EVERYBODY has black blood in them. By your logic everybody is stupid!

  • How do you know the original race wasn't white? You don't nobody does. Race is determined by nothing more than a mutated gene. You don't know wether the first race was white, black, purple, green, yellow, or blue. Nobody does! For all we know several people of every race could have been created at the same time.

  • What do you mean created at the same time? And we can test the dna and white people all have black blood in them but black people do not have white blood in them.

  • I don't comepletely believe in evolution that's what I mean. I personally find the thought that we all came from little fish creatures is a crock of shit. I also don't believe in 'The Big Bang Theory'. I'm a Christian and believe the Lord created the Heavens and the Earth. Not by the Adam and Eve story but possibly in His own form of evolution.

  • wow so intense

  • raciest dude

  • Good for her... lol! We need more moms like this in Philly... Little shits running around the streets killin cops and getting into trouble. This is great!!

  • O SHIT!!! LMFAO

    DIS IS SOOO FUNNY....

    have u guys notice dat every sentence her vocabulary is "mother fucker" or "mother fucking"

  • OJ SIMPSON?!?!

  • O.O wow, that's one pissed mom

    "Can you put the hammer down?" lol

  • ok, but like cant they just arrest her for tryin to kill the kid as soon as she gets home?...

  • kids can sometimes make you lose it! i'm glad she called 911, instead of just, "doing a o.j. on him!"

  • Oh Yes, It Is a "CRY" for help call 911 because you can't raise your kids right

  • shes gonna pull a 187 on him??hahaha what a bitch

  • motherfuckin bitch

  • OMG this is SO funny I swear!

  • you can tell she is black lol

  • it's funny as hell, but sad at the same time. that kid dosn't stand a chance.

  • rofffl hahahaha

  • RUN KID

  • "It's gonna be an OJ SIMPSON up in this **&*(&#( house!"

  • in the world blacks live in she has to act this way cuz he's at an age where she has to act more manly than him to keep him in check this is a definite single parent house hold.....

  • No wonder they all become crack dealers

  • lol o j

  • Ima kill this mothefucka with a hammer....lol O jay....

  • HAHAHAHA

    AWESOME MOM

  • LMFAO.

    i wonder if he got a beating?

  • Holy crap, bet her son got taken away from her.

  • omg run

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • holy crap that was scary.

  • Wow crazy black bitch....

  • his balls dropped jesus christ O_O

  • 'i'm gonna kill this muthafucka!'

    she related to samuel l jackson? lol

  • oh.shxdd

    shee krazyy man..lols

    budd thiss was funny as hell

    IM BOUT 2 KILL THIS LITTLE BITCH!

    lmao

  • hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahah­

  • put that bitch out...shoot her in the arm pit like big game haha

  • is it real?

  • oh my god that poor kid send the police! save that poor kid!

  • i wonder what happened to the kid... o_O

  • Black people..............

  • what did you say....-.-

  • This is SAD ..... She should be ashamed of herself to speak to her child this way....Glad she called for help at least shows she could possibly have some sense. However listening to this makes me upset at her ....

  • If you can't handle your own child, you shouldn't be having children at all. I just wish a lot of people knew that. It's so sad.

  • This is the the most FUNNYEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! XD

    5 stars and favorited. XD