SPECIAL REPORT - gnooze on the jobs forecast! June 8, 2009

[caverly]

F-ing fabulous as always , Marta ~

you are kewl and rawk . Your ridiculessness is so funny and welldone  :-}}}}

it all sounded like gobblede-gook or some kind of weird talk - that is so funny and clever.

thank y-o-u ....

[jettbugg]

Do you think our leaders would understand this???

[FightGlobalPoverty]

LOL!!!!!

The economy is a disaster and we may be going into the Great Depression.

Our GDP has been shrinking at a yearly rate of 5% since October. We almost lost a half million jobs in May and unemployment is over 10% in many states.

But you're right. Economists don't know what to do and this collapse shows how little they know. :-(

[FightGlobalPoverty]

Correction. We almost lost a half million jobs in June - 467,000. What a mess!

[mike8494]

Marta were are you??? I miss you Please come back... :-) Mike....

[Jerricho68]

When did economists start wearing hair nets?

[louis12346]

Obama created 4ooo new Green Jobs,they now have been out sourced to China,Moved GM io Russia & Brazil

[bLuEp00tzie]

HAHAHAHA

[Nic33rd]

Haha! Very sciency and cute.

[anmoose]

LMAO! I anxiously await the results of the iPhone experiment. Hopefully it will at least change the color of the water to a nice shade of puce...

[jx14aby]

Love your mad scientist look!

[StevenHill4102]

Weird Science

[mikma]

mikma was here

[hey1031]

awesome vid! haha that was a funny accent

[conspiracy777]

Where is the one that shows the imploding value of the dollar? ... oh yeah ... that will take about 6 months to incubate ... I'm sure your lab will have a report on it ... or should I say .. an exceptionally fine scientific report.

You're so freeakin creative! I wish I had as much creativity as one of your little pinky toes.

[hearNyou]

LOL....

Can I have my 99p eye-fone now...?

[freekeyet]

Marta is awesome!

[leeisenhauer]

haha, Science-Marta may have to be my new girl crush! Sorry, Regular-Marta :o)

[PulsarFusion]

Where's the earth shattering kaboom!?

[Pillat07]

Wow

thats the biggest test tube shooter i have ever seen in my life.

[mike8494]

Cool and Silly Marta :-0 LOL  Mike

[saturateu]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy a scientist!

[FeverIAm]

Marta - you totally Rawk!

That had me ROFL.. and it takes a lot for ole Mr. Doom and Gloom :-)

So glad I am not a red unemployed person; gonna need a bigger container for the 'experiment' to go much further :-(

Peace

[yogiudo]

comeon now!

[Cubicleboy04]

Oddly your analysis is better than what we see on TV. What does that mean?

[TheReceptionist]

Damn red unemployed bastards!

[Jervns]

Now I understand... Thanks for the in-depth analysis... lol.

[ZachsMind]

That was ...mildly surreal. Uhm... Nice manicure..?

[andreous7]

There was no pens visible on your lab coat (aka suit jacket) totally unconvincing, I just could believe you where a real scientist lol. Five Stars

$90 Iphones...cool :-)

[odin422]

29% unemployment means a DEPRESSION.........

[premed2]

That was funny!

[RAMPKORV]

No.

[premed2]

Silly?

[ujdo]

Are you trying to say we are bleeding jobs?? You are correct. Now you can go take your shower.... ;)

[StevenHill4102]

Clearly, an economic plan has been unveiled by M. to salvage jobs at Tweeter and Circuit City. And I might add, None too late. M. is simply poetry(genius) in motion!

[scottmhoward]

lol get a little water up your sleeve there? ;)

[MallyVision]

Dial us out!! lol

[lisasimpson]

Aww you are so smart!

[strav12]

God! It's a darn long time since I've seen a friggin test tube! Ouch! My brain is so hurting. Now then, how did it go again with the water thing.........................­?

[missjo5ie]

I'm glad we finally have a qualified scientist (complete with shower cap) to really explain the economic situation. It makes me feel better.

[squitmaa]

That was brilliant.

[SonomaDave1]

Thats no shower cap, thats a lab rat. I mean...HAT...a lab hat!

[citizenkong]

You make just as much sense as everyone else!

[DookofHDP]

lol at specipically! :)

[albinwonderland]

It's a good thing you wore that shower cap . It would be horrendous for us to find a hair in the economy ! That would change EVERYTHING .

[EddyBergman]

Yeah, the soup industry would colapse for one ^___^

[hypnofan35]

No one over listens to an individiual any more. Everything is becoming centralized. This means there is going to be "a big die off, or kill off" with only the "privilirigged" surviving. We are all going to be herded to the last roundup. There is plenty of technological avenues to create a working population. It's all about the rich these days. It takes a GOP to believe they are on the right side.

[therealcaptobvious]

Beaker!!

[audadvnc]

Yay Marta! I feel I've been - Gnoozicated!

[OutMendham]

Sometimes, life is just a bucked of hot sauce.

[peckiledorf]

pretty god dam good

[xxxchaindrive]

I can honestly say that that makes as much sense as what the government is telling us, and much more sense than what it's doing.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

We here at Zarstar Industries would love to have you work in our accounting / chemical analysis lab. You have demonstrated a firm grip on both economic concepts, and labware. Also we think your hair restraint was Hawt as Heck!

5 stars.

[CommentorX]

Blargal, even hawter when you realize that Marta was naked under that lab coat.

[Blargaldalien]

Thanks. I will have that on my mind for the rest of the day.

[GOTTshua]

It's a shame that two human beings had to ruin nakedness for us all. Thanks a lot, E&A. Signed, We are all naked underneath our clothes and that ain't rocket science ;)

[pbunyan568]

Yay, let's spend ourselves out of debt haha. Great vid Marta. Maybe we can divert some of that bail-out money to buy iPhones for the unemployed.

[AfricanMadman]

Alright! Full costumes!

And I just got my gnooze t-shirt too...

[ddlsr]

Love the lab coat.

[MGABBYB]

HaHa. You crack me up...

[geekyvince]

I feel more scienfied!.... cheesy yes, but give me a break its late.

[redbrest]

Ha! Again another great one **********

Im off to sea . Going to miss you girl.

See ya after the season.

Help support commercial fisherman EAT LOTS OF TUNA : )

[philblunt420]

3.5 million jobs "created or saved" is bullshit.

[WeskJago]

i've pretty much given up on the world. i just live it my way and never listen to the politicians. and the arguments are a waste of time "save your money" "spend your money" either way people are gonna get screwed and it's gonna get worse before it gets better. so sit back and sip on the lemonade you made with the lemons life gave you :P

[vdubs4life1964]

Was it you who dropped the housing beaker? lol

funny stuff!

[jettbugg]

YA HOOOO...WE LOVE YOU!!!

[HeyRadialMoon]

Makes about as much sense as anything else I have heard lately.

[maximumvalues]

seems like we are victims of governmental psychological warfare. they dont want us chasing them with pitchforks at the whitehouse so they need to sugarcoat the data in the hope that somehow it comes true? make us believe things will get better so they get better? not sure of the exact plan but things are only geting worse my family so it aint working. if the housing market is getting better why are the bullldozing show homes? im kinda sick of the brainwashing and would like some honesty.

[ndvuncle]

OK. I hit the floor laughing. Gawd I love the props.

[MengersDisciple]

Okay!

"Do" more experiments and report back to us, please!

lol...

[valhala56]

I thought you were going to drink it like the shots they give out at parties.

Best thing about an economic depression is even teetotalers get drunk.

[therealcaptobvious]

in one tube, a little bit of vodka. the next tube, a little bit of triple sec. The third beaker, some cuervo... the main flask has liquid cocaine, kamakazis, margaritas, sex on the beach and apple martinis.

[SonomaDave1]

The local librarory calls that a "Call a Cab." Limit one to customer.

[SkylineR034]

sad

[Squirelbutt]

lol...^^)