Nick Swarson funeral and stabbed

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

This shit use to work ffs. Bust out the screw driver and fix this motha fucka!

[SpunkySkunk347]

i laugh my fucking ass off everytime i imagine the body swinging down on wires at the funeral

[MrQuantum42]

i honestly doubt u would have any dis likes on this vid if u would of turned it off mute !!

[soborredrightnow]

Rofl, people who say Dane Cook isn't funny, and only young people like him. Just because you dont personally find someone funny, doesn't in fact make them not funny, someone could talk about nothing but shitting all day, and some people would think its fucking HILARIOUS while others would just think it is gross, You have you're opinion and hell yea, state it, but dont talk like you're opinion is a fact Dane Cook has PLENTY of moments where hes had me laughing my ass off

[biscodeal]

@soborredrightnow Sure some people think he is funny and I can understand why people think he's funny. I just think that the people who think he is funny are usually dumb and have a low intellect. 

[soborredrightnow]

@biscodeal Lol...See thats what im saying, you just said people who think he is funny are dumb and have a low intellect.... Made, Low intelligence level is what you meant? What people find funny has nothing to do with their intelligence, or maturity level, different shit will make different people laugh. its just like high-school, oh if people find out you play video games, you're labeled a nerd, or geek, while that is not true. People are entertained by different things. AKA Preference.

[soborredrightnow]

@biscodeal Its also like Daniel Tosh, some people think he is HILARIOUS, while i dont think hes that funny at all. IN MY OPINION he just says fucked up things that make people feel awkward, which makes them laugh... Dont get me wrong there are a few jokes he does that have had me laughing pretty good, but more times than not im thinking "He didn't just fuckin say that" But im not going to call people stupid, or low life, or immature for laughing at it. Because im not ignorant.

[dearlydementedxxx]

@soborredrightnow i couldnt agree with you more. I hate Daniel Tosh and find him SO far from funny.

[SpunkySkunk347]

@soborredrightnow

Calling people that wouldn't make you ignorant.

Ig-nor-ant - adjective - Lacking knowledge, information, or awareness about something in particular: "ignorant of astronomy"

It would however make you an asshole

[soborredrightnow]

@SpunkySkunk347 What? It would make you ignorant, "Lacking knowledge" the knowledge of understanding that people laugh at different things, so calling someone stupid, or immature for laughing at a joke, would just mean that YOU dont understand the humor, and saying it isn't funny or stupid, would in turn make you ignorant. You said it yourself "Lacking Knowledge, INFORMATION, or awareness" so if they dont understand the joke, they lack the understanding of the topic. Proving my point, yet again.

[SpunkySkunk347]

@soborredrightnow

I suppose, in a round-a-bout way, you're right

[luckycharms0210]

@biscodeal Where are you getting your information from? Are your friends stupid and they like him? I don't personally know anyone who has a low intellect who likes Nick Swardson. I mean, I'm sure they're out there. Just like you're out there... and you're dumb...

[treasureyourself]

my favs are louis ck and nick swardson HOLLA

[treasureyourself]

nick kroll is pretty funny and daniel cummins but this fucken guy is HILARIOUS

[gooodwoood]

who's dane cook?

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

WHAY KIND OF STUFF WAS NICK INVOLVED IN?!

[EmmanuelTromboner]

Does anyone know where i can find the one where he says "id like to thank the man downstairs"??

[christina213452]

Fucking love him <3

[musamamma]

This is the best idea for a funeral I have ever heard I LOVE IT!!!!

[coodypoody]

um this video would be cool if i didnt notice that the up loader spelt swardson so that was what had my attention and i just noticed i fail

[cullenatorguy]

nicks last name is swordson not swarson

[bestofbot4]

@cullenatorguy it's Swardson

[Dakellymonster]

would it be typical to say 41 people were stabbed?

[TheHitchcockFamily]

Best part starts at 1:25

[ITSBRANDONHILTON]

TURN UP THE FUCKING VOLUME! this is his best piece in his stand up and I cant even hear it! DAMN SHIT FUCKKKKKKK!

[GummyBear4427]

@ITSBRANDONHILTON ok....?

[TheLaZorX]

Nick should make a proper movie. I would like to see him have a lead role

[rylina10]

its like twilight, team edward and team jacob, except its team swardson and team cook, im team swardson. :)

[Pepperland12]

Dane Cook is awesome STFU

[TheWeeklyAllie]

all of you are having these trolling wars about nick v. dane, and about how bad the audio is, but no one noticed that nick's name is spelled wrong in the title.

[xaphon89]

Fucking volume retard. Who encoded this, seriously? Do you fucking watch it before you put it up?

[pvsuckzcock]

winny the poo shits in the woods retard

[Zephur19]

IMO - Dane sucks and Nick is 100,000,000 times better. But, that's not the point of the video.

This skit is funny! Too bad about the video :\

[ferrarimike23]

Dane cook dosent suck

He has a rare talent and can talk about anything and make it funny

[ChugomichaelStudios]

@ferrarimike23 Yeah, you're totally not right.

[clone63742]

can you increase the volume,this is the only version of this bit i can find!? :)

[CLW0815]

Can all of you faggot please shut the fuck up about Dane Cook in a Nick Swardson video?Thanks.

[kbaez22]

@CLW0815 IKR

[BigBearfromthe206]

dane and nick tell similar jokes actually. they both also have a latent gayness to them that is funny. screw the people who dane cook isn't funny. he takes forever to get to a punchline but he's still one of the best.

[lakai02]

if you seen all of dane cooks stand ups and say he sux why would you watch all of them? i think hes great along with nick and my all time fav. mitch hedburg. (RIP)

[pfctjd]

Nick Swardson is similar to Dane Cook - Nick Swardson is what Dane Cook would sound like if Dane Cook was funny!

[remxmm]

he isnt fuckin dead

[flyit808]

Thx douchbag

[Speicher075]

The difference between Dane Cook and Nick Swardson, is that Nick Swardson's jokes are funny if told by anyone, (I could tell these jokes and they'd be funny) Dane Cook's joke are only funny if Dane Cook tells them and jumps around the stage like a cat having a seizure..

[DashMorlock]

Boo shitty sound quality. What did you do? Video tape your tv?

[skaterdude8598]

this comment is randomly gonna get random thumbs up

[STLCardinals4thewin]

Dane cook doesn't suck. u just dont know good jokes

[DarkMobias]

@STLCardinals4thewin i would rather watch dane cook than carlos mencia.. or.. any mexican comedian. stereotype jokes are only funny if your NOT the stereotype. I LOVE it when white people tell jokes about every other ethnicity.

[rg65]

@STLCardinals4thewin ..... "Dane cook doesn't suck".

..... and the award for most idiot comment ever on youtube goes to .......

[nbw730]

@rg65 WOW you're cool you fag... Dane Cook actually had some very funny skits that had me laughing my ass off, and then I laughed later on thinking about it. I still think that nick is funnier though...

[TheRenae724]

were they brother?

LOL

[rcook4298]

Me on a wire and strobe lights and techno music hahaha I died

[m16junkie]

ahhhhaahhh its comin back

[blakkcoffee1]

"its coming baack" xD

[xillpeonyoux]

the transcribe audio is fkn hilarious

[Jinxmaster4]

i only hear it thru one ear bud...and my earbuds r fine

[DonBakon]

what the fuck man you fucked the joke up man you cut the best line

[XDreaminX]

do you know where the real footage is?

[readchomsky]

So funny.

[afgforce]

the audio on this fucking sucks

[jcschossow]

His all-time best movie in my opinion is Grandma's Boy. If you haven't seen it, do so NOW

[simplylovelyful]

those pics are blurry as f***! but thanks for the effort. R.I.P. Nick!

[ridefox33]

@simplylovelyful hes not dead is he wtf?

[760KO]

I cant hear squat

[TheROCKandOrROLL]

This guy is the funniest guy I have ever seen.

[SpartantildeathTau]

I have all my speakers up and volume and i cant hear it

[SystemERROR44]

auido is shithouse

[Stupidfatjew]

theres no volume?

[Faceplantskateteam]

@Stupidfatjew ur stupid tryin turning it up retard notzy

[Stupidfatjew]

well there ain't no volume on this video only!

[WizzleThump]

@Stupidfatjew

just turn it up you fat stupid jew

oh wait

[itzahazylife]

hey u stupid, fat, fucking jew, turn it up...

[Stupidfatjew]

it doesn't work all the other videos work fine but this one is silent its like on mute or something this vid sucks

[InuyashaxTakahashi]

Dane Cook isnt the MOST horrible comedian ever, but he just does random jokes that only a mental hospital patient or kid with adhd would find funny....Or me when my "Booze Brain" kicks in

[sk8andmoto43]

@InuyashaxTakahashi

the booze brain thing is nick swardson fucking retard

[InuyashaxTakahashi]

oh really, no duh you fucking ignorant cunt, 死ぬば、あなたの母親は娼婦であり、障害クソです

[Faceplantskateteam]

@InuyashaxTakahashi

well mister meany Bitch

[Faceplantskateteam]

@sk8andmoto43

yo mamma is a fucking retard'

[TipsyReno]

Aaahh... Nick Swardson is great~! His best stand-up show is when he talks about pot. :)

[bigboom60]

Dane Cook is a comic genius!!!!!!!!

[EnjoiEngMySelf]

no he isnt.... only 13 year old boys think that dane cook is funny...please stop talking....

[sk8andmoto43]

@EnjoiEngMySelf no dane cook is hella funny

[EnjoiEngMySelf]

ummmm... nope your still wrong...... and your probably 13 as well.....

[Faceplantskateteam]

Hey LLLOOOSSSEEERRR

[Faceplantskateteam]

@sk8andmoto43

i hate u

[sk8andmoto43]

haha and that is suposed to what make me feel bad haha god damn shut your fugly ass up you cock suckin mother fuckin piece of dick, skeet

[Rais155]

Sk8 moto your  a fake :P

[LilDtherapper]

@EnjoiEngMySelf

I didnt think he was funny at all when i was 13

[Moerab]

@EnjoiEngMySelf i hate dane

[trufiend138]

@EnjoiEngMySelf

young boys and stupid chics

[LadiesMan691000]

@EnjoiEngMySelf Not true. I'm fourteen and I think Dane Cook's a worthless sack of shit.

[myersmonkey97]

@EnjoiEngMySelf i personally think dane cook is funny its an opinion..

[animefreak333333]

@EnjoiEngMySelf not true dont be pissy just because you dont appreciate his brand of comedy...Gaylord

[newagain13]

@EnjoiEngMySelf dude youre the coolest person ever!!!!

[leical9]

@EnjoiEngMySelf not true! i think dane cook is funny...and im a 14 year old girl!

[Klaws4U]

@leical9 fail....

[StillSpy]

@leical9 Lol

[MrDoobie]

@EnjoiEngMySelf Its ok dont get mad at them. Its not their fault they can't see Dane Cook isnt a comedian. He doesnt do jokes, he however does talk about his stupid retarded life which happens to be quite funny sometimes.

[MsPhobias]

"It's coming back!" LOL!

[elemeno82002]

how does this video have over 235,000 views

waste of time

[housemonzter]

God, why is everyone comparing Nick to Dane Cook?? Dane Cook sucks.

[yourmomsfavproducer]

@housemonzter Because it's a juxtaposition to show how good Nick is by comparing him to someone who is not good

[homophobesrg4y]

llmmaaooo

[FunkyFruitStudios]

Oh my god I thought I was never going to find another person who thought of Dane Cook the same way I did! He's not that funny and really kind of annoying!

[DrewA229827]

no his best is when he talks about bein an old crazy person

[therealsolstice]

this vid would be way better with footage. nick's a witty guy, but spiratically physical.. kinda like dane cook.

it's like.. witticism.. witticism.. witticism..  then 17 seconds of silence but the audience laughs 3 times and you just know he's doin some kinda facial/hand-gesture combo that's killin it, and then you feel like yur great grampa who still listens to yankees games on the radio cuz the tv freaks him out and he jumps up every time the announcer yells "the ball's hit deep!"

[ScreamxBloodyxGore]

His stand up style IS similar to that of dane cook, but some differences are...

1) Nick is in GOOD movies, Dane is in shitty ones.

2) Nick doesn't steal jokes

3) Nick is a lot better at it, and doesn't just move around and act obnoxious like Dane.

[therealsolstice]

i totally agree lol. my comment was worded kinda weirdly. i'm not sure if you think i was saying i'm a dane cook fan or not, cuz i'm actually not. i was just making a slight style comparison. ..and the second part of my comment sounded a lot funnier in my head, with visuals, than it did in comment form... which i suppose is fitting considering the content of my comment refers to the fact that we don't have the visual help totally enjoy nick's stand up in this vid.

[mimpo14]

Thank God! somebody understands how "in your face" Dane Cook is. Nick Swardson is just waaay more talented! :D

[The666999ss]

@ScreamxBloodyxGore thank you!!

[mywingsareyours]

Nick actually did it first, also. :] Cook's original style was he just stood totally still holding the mic and using no voices.

[Faceplantskateteam]

@mywingsareyours ima poop on ur face

[WOAHXxXYUMMIEX3]

Yeah, I know. But at the time I found this I couldn't find the footage to go along with it. Wish I could

[elbob17]

@therealsolstice Enough with the DAne Cook. It's on every fucking video and doesn't make any sense.

[joizkewl]

@therealsolstice its kinda like dane cook but the difference is that nick swardson is actually funny not annoying like dane faggot

[joshhill212]

@therealsolstice yeah some stand up comedian are alot better when you can phically see them, but still even without nick is funny as hell!

[AgentCarter]

@therealsolstice fuck dane cook

[hollywoodhottie19]

i dont like his stand up act that much.. However, his Reno 911 Terry character is Hilarious...

[djn00nan]

his best bit is when hes talking about being 'violently too high' lmfao ur inner monologue- 'its ok, nobody knows ur too high, just breathe man'

[BOYthatROX]

yeah and then he smiles at the crowd lol :P

[djn00nan]

'oh god theyre calling the cops now' haha

[HCDDWarhero]

it's nick swardson you idiot :)

[LovinxThexRainbowx]

whats is this called? like the whole haha

[SkullCupcake24]

lmao he's so funny XD

[edlemur]

no hes not and why would it matter if he were? would it make him less funny?

[Missafied]

lol he covers that in "Seriously, who farted" - he's not gay, but he knows everyone thinks he is.

[Sladethetermanater87]

he said in one of his stand ups a lot of people think im gay its weird cause im not

[Gaarasloverbaby1]

It worked for me.

And I think Nick's voice actually kinda suits Mello. Oh..

(Mello's an anime character from Death Note.)

Hehee.

[aquaflare1]

o.O because connecting Mello to Nick wasnt random :p

[sRay277]

i gree

[bellaemmamom]

What's up with the audio?

[WOAHXxXYUMMIEX3]

I have no idea. Sometimes it works really well and then others it goes all wonky. I can't really help it. But Im so sorry though!!

[TokenChokin]

cant hear shit

[Evettebear]

hahaha. One of the Pictures has Nick

Drinking a Wine Cooler ahah :)

Ohh Geez, If Only this were the part where

he made fun of Wine Coolers<3

[lydialand]

I LOVE Nick

[BARsrule2]

Is somebody masturbating in the background? If you turn it up you can hear someone breathing very irregularly...

[gurukilla2]

and then....techno music

[sparksthebrent]

waaay too quiet

[shapedy]

So turn up the volume!

[hoze187]

mooINE goES up to ELven

[JamalBojangles]

i am john stamos.

[supersam78250]

hey is that john stamos?

[midwstpunk]

dude wheres the video to this shit it aint the some with just the audio

[birdbarrett]

It all got the copyright deletions, so we have to have these stupid fake videos in order to keep anything up at all.

[norcalforlife707]

thats total gaydom.

[grody311]

TOO LOUD

[StaceyWoox]

^o) he's not dead.

[LovexChangexAtheist]

As far as I know Nick Swardson isn't dead. Whoever is spreading that shit around is either full of it or mean!

I love him!

[SamiiGirl1]

"AAAAAHHHHH ITS COMING BACK" XD

[IzzyandGwen]

WHY DID HE DIE

[baller0215]

the sound sucks but its my favorite joke

[AaronGulian]

You can def fix the volume...do some research.  You give up way to easy.

[joshyy2]

Turn the volume up next time F  UUUU CCC KKKK stick

[joshyy2]

GFDH

[bnbnnbbnbnnbnbnbnbnb]

very funny :)

[MIKAYLA010595]

HAhahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[iluvcomedy1547]

i luvvvv nick swardson...

[queenpen79]

argggg, i cant hear it!!!!!!!! is this louder anywhere else???? message me and let me know~!!

[GaaraFillsMyHeart]

OMFG!!! XDDDD this is hilarious!!!

[gadamnmadic]

WTF THE VOLUME SUCKS ON THIS!!

[numerouno1969]

did u see the bit he did on reno 911.HILARIOUS!!

[GaaraFillsMyHeart]

omg i love him on reno 911 and benchwarmers! XD

[4wang2chung0]

hes in reno 911 alot lol. his characters name is terry and hes this weird gay guy thats always getting into trouble lol

[TheBitchinCamaro]

i love nick swardson... hes my favorite stand up dude ever.

[ackbob]

make it louder plz

[Irishmen115]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[BenMiik2]

he sucks ..

BILL HICK'S FTW!! ..RIP! DUDE 1994 NVR FORGOTTEN!

[PhantomLord]

Fuck Bill Hicks.

[KoffiKidd]

fuck you Nick ROCKS!!!

[dmuse1981]

thats a photo of his sister!

[fadinho89]

well at least the user who uploaded this is hot :P really hot...

[PhantomLord]

She's 16. hi I'm Chris Hansen...

[fadinho89]

im 19 and hi im felix... haha...

[youheri]

dude this video haves the worst sound i have ever hear and its just pictures ........