Fable II Nega Review PART 2 and New Announcement!

[TheLightOfHope20]

how can it adds emotion whens ITS USELESS T.T

[AttackMyAss]

The dog is fucking useless.

[damon3011]

Peter was saying stuff like "oh my god your gonna get so into the dog your gonna make an emotional connection!" but you don't he's an animal that finds buried stuff but he's kind of cool this thing that follows you around. It would be good if it was more needy and rewarding like feed it the stuff it likes and it's better in combat (and I mean like jumping at enemies biting their knees) and if you don't feed it it doesn't really do much. I also wanted the option of sitting down.

[Pugsliee]

skyrim is the RPG Peter never come near to make....

[thissucks58]

i cryed to hours when SPOILER!! my dog died at the end of the game, after i beat it i had to bring it back to life.

[nyplay]

The dog sucked in both Fable 2 and 3. I would prefer a White Balverine!!

[nnecron]

Here is my question. I know this review was uploaded long time ago, but whats up with the score? In the video, both of you two have given scores higher than 8, but the score on his website is 6 out of 10. Even if you did arithmetic mean to these scores, it should be higher than a 6. Anybody knows why?

[OblivionZealot]

The dog was the reason I played this game....NAH Im just kidding, but the dog is awesome!

[ToastMaster623]

the temple of dookie is actually a metaphor for Fable 3.

[Methoswicca]

I agree with Chris, that dog sucked balls.

[hailshaher24]

"I'm broke! I dont have any money" *cries*

"Ahahahaha" * jumps up and down*

"I dont own shit! I have one house, a gypsy house and its a peice of shit!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm RICH BITCH!!! " *jumps up and down and tosses $*

damn that is so mean and hateful XD

[monkey670]

Fable 1 magics were the best

[poundcake112]

Shut up Joe you have no Idea what you are talking about!

[marupage83]

MONKEYS!!!!!!! xD

[xena91388]

I loved the dog! But only because every time he barked or growled, he made my real dog bark and growl! XD

[Kaweebo]

Why is it still called a Nega review if this is the positive part?

[simpsonman956]

@Kaweebo Mabye Posa-review doesn't have the same ring to it. lol

[Kaweebo]

Posi-review...could work. 

[Atlas301]

I hated the dog, I kept trying to find ways to kill it.

[GeologistRob]

thumbs up if u see a naked woman in the flame at 6:18, like bear breasted, leaning back, with no head. heheheh

[jacobbg24]

i luv the dog

[PisYCaca1]

I want fable 4 for ps3, that would be badassed. there should be more Rpgs, I hope everyone stops making fpses, though some of them are good. In the 16 bit eras there was Shining Force, Final Fantasy XI, Warsong, and zelda

[xelnagahomie]

I give the dog 9/10.

[TornadoCreator]

Did Joe just say 8.5 out of 10? 8.5, for a game that's half assed. What happened to giving stuff a proper score, what happened to your hatred of decimal points and you championing the '5 out of 10 is average' cause. I was expecting it to get a 6 or maybe a 7 at most... this is video game magazine syndrome where everything gets a minimum of 8 out of 10 and it's sad to see you do it Joe. I expect better from you.

[Firebat557]

@TornadoCreator Maybe he did it because he actually enjoyed the game

[TornadoCreator]

@Firebat557

Check out his website, he gives games that he actually likes 7 out of 10 all the time. Games he complains about this much get 4, 5 or 6 at best. He also specifically says in one of his videos on his site that decimal points are for pussies who can't decide on a score (or words to that effect). He gave Fable 2 an 8.5/10 because he was too much of a coward to not give it an 8.5. He was doing everything he criticises other reviewers for doing here. He should be ashamed of this review.

[Warrior9645]

Chris sucks

[Caa117]

I liked the dog in the beginning but its really worthless and i stopped caring about it also Fable 1 was about 10 billion times better then Fable 2 :\

[Luiginerd]

knothole island

[SollyM42]

EPIC ENDING

[Artencot]

i have like 4 or 5 houses

[skyscout501]

my dog aculy died in the game

i went swimming in the lake and my dog followed me in the warter but when i went under warter my dog was some how under me and its whole body went under and it never came back up again my dog is gone i cant find him anymore

[Kaweebo]

O__O

GLIIIIIIITCH!!!!!

[NINC0MP00P]

@skyscout501 haha god that made me laugh so hard

[Nacnueed]

I hate the dog, it has little point, the game wudda worked just fine without it. The economy was cool but it took aaaages to earn enough money to get on the property market especially when the xbox freezes after 30 mins of chopping wood!!!!

[G8tDestroyer]

IM RICH BIATCH!

[scriptenator]

knothole island

[MadsenNordved]

My favorite rpg is oblivion because it is filled so many fucking quests, and thats fucking great because then its hard to complete!!! suck on that Peter Molyneux, big mouthed egg head, just because you have made a great game (I LOVE IT) it still has a FUCKING LACK OF GAME CONTENT!!!! YOU FUCKING MONKEY

[Hypnoso18893]

What was the announcement lol??

[LumberJackAllan]

its master cheif in the game

[MICHEALCOOMBS]

Fable 2 is not the best rpg ever... Fallout3 is!

[JamesBrant18]

agreed

[FRYKYMEN2]

@MICHEALCOOMBS demon soul is

[Fergusforslipknot]

@MICHEALCOOMBS oblivion ftw

[soopahsawneck777]

@MICHEALCOOMBS I was expecting Skyrim.

[chelski500]

why does everyone hate the dog? it adds emotion into the game!

[austrianbrain]

thank you!

[gamergirl189]

@chelski500 I was sad when the dog died, until I remembered he did not do jack all!

[troodon9999]

@chelski500 Dog sucks.

[dragonforks93]

@chelski500 The only emotional moment involving the dog is when he gets shot and even that was forced. The rest of this time he is just barking hysterically because he found a used condom.

[benhunt1939]

when the dog died I laughed it anoyed me all the time it barks and runs off its a little bitch lol.

[Hamstarrr89]

Knothole sucked a bit.

But Joe is right! DLC MONKEY!

Peter Molyneux is too smug.

[deceyboy]

hahhahaha love it

[MarkHos1990]

the dog says theres a dig spot and gets stuck fuck the dog and the click it claims

[GinoTheSpy]

My dog gets in the way when i swim. The dog is fucking annoying

[Leon3789]

How can the dog get in ur way if his in your way he gets pushed out of the way -.-

[rspker378]

i love dogs but in this game there anying sometimes bc he is in ur way and allwas scared and i am to busy killing guys

[mightymuggin777]

ITS KNOTHOLE ISLAND

[slayer759182]

I dont know what the fuck your talking about chris, the fucking dog finds you treasure and shit..why would you fucking hate it? lol.

[jeremydu1]

one word can say is ROFL

[Forerunner9]

lol maybe theyll release the temple of dookie! lol

[izzy0210]

o.o/10

[cooldude10136]

im f***ing broke i dont have any money i dont own sh** i have a gypsy house and that is a piece of sh**

[cupykake]

temple of DOOKIE! hahahhaa

[wwe211]

the update is knothole island, and finally a new fucking patch

[cordellhunt]

i feel a fable 2 the lost chapters comin on,lol

[OscarGower]

I really hope it has someting to do with co-op

[vouge55]

i think the new announcement is going to be new costumes or new pets and maybe a new area downloadable with more missions

[ddude5000]

Fable 2 was good not great but it was fun and im still playing it

[Logo3801]

new costumes

i already know

[crackb]

I hate the dog, aswell as the gold line... I woulda much rather had the map with red dots from fable 1... 8 times outta 10 I found the chests before the dog... Sure, 8/10 sounds good... But Fable 1: The Lost Chapters was much better...

[Hoopzezez]

haha fuck you ahah your dumb. were at the beach right now..fuck you

[BigTrev15]

that was my rating before lol didnt even watch this vid.

[iYfiWaRRioR]

Maybe A Update to Fix Co Op

[samsays13]

i hope its gonna be the improve co-op BUT what would be bad-ass if they add more missions or like a new area were you can go and face the fortune telling woman i want her to turn evil and try and take over for herself that would make it the best

[thekeyblademaster2]

I thnik the bonus Content is a new armour like the master chifs armour of halo or Megamns costume of megaman the game or maybe even a chance for you to be able to play as your dog

[zini12121]

u should be able to choose ur animal at the begining or even make ur own animal that would be awsome

[wolfbanner16]

maybe like to have new swords and armor but the monkey will be kick ass

[gibson2boy]

i think we should start a riot outside lionhead studios us: FIX THE COOP!!! Peter:what you didnt like kicking the chickens you could kick the chickens us: FUCK THE CHICKENS!!! LOL!

[bossboy333]

maby u can go on online with ur friend and u see every think what he has what he looks like and he brings his dog(if he has 1)

[tbdmAsshy]

what i really hate, is when you complete the game, there's fuck all to do :/

[whiteratprime]

new items. One is a new lute that looks like a flying V guitar.

Knothole glade. I dont think there will be anymore jobs added. maybe some new dog tricks and a continuation of story line? Or maybe side stories.

[CrimsonHowl]

The DOWNLOADING CONTENT IS

Knothole Island you get new quests and maybe new weapons maybe and its going to be covered by snow and your job is to !!!get the fucking snow out there!!! why? if i got it right when i read some of it

[Oadin]

I think Peter said in one of his interviews something about sports for a new game. That'll be interesting.

[Techmasta16]

hey you little spas calm down it's a fucking video game dumbass

[lin9ki0park0]

OK BITCH,I^M BACK,AND I WANT A FOKING APOLOGUIZE FOR THE FOKING DOG,THE DOG IS TH BEST,I MEAN HE DIE(WIPE,WIPE)FOR YOU MEN(WIPE,WIPE)HE IS THE FOKING HERO,NOW PUSYS,THE DOG IS THE ONE THING THAT RALLY REALLY KICK ASS.WHO THE HELL DOSN*^T LOVE THEN.

SaMuEl ^^(

[DeathTheif]

Hey... umm are you stupid?

[alienbigfoot15698]

wow do u know how to spell? focking?? wow

[Samjagstang]

Knotholde Island is content and i think like plate armor and stuff and new weapons... BUT HEY MAYBE MONKEYS?!

[deatheclipse123]

the temple of... dugy! dugy? dugy! *farts* get the fck outta here *walks away* *farts*

[supayamum]

fucking pete such a doush i saw in an interview

"so peter how did u make fable 2?"

Well we changed the physics of the world and the univers" or some sort of shit wat a fucking fucked up fuckin doush

[leathernecks1775]

well the last reason you cant get the ravager if you dont get the limited edition fable 2 .. the dog rocked so did the daichi or the castle you get at the end ...other then that the rest sukd

[doublechin324]

FIXED CO-OP!!!!

[widdowmaker69]

Hopefully fable 3 will be in the old kindom with the achions, that would be mad awesome. in retrospect there were some shit and good thing about both fable 1 & 2 so hopefully, fable 3 will only have the good things from both games e.g. armour & companions. there should be an international forum where people could discuss there likes and dislikes about both games to pete so he could make fable 3 BADD ASS

[Ch3ckTh3Rep]

they do need to fix that dmn co-op like i want to go over here but i fuckin cant cuz we share a dmn camera bitch i want my own camera mother fucker fuck u peter

[yassinwolters]

the Knothole island is the downloadable content for fable 2 is out at mid december

have fun angry joe:P

[lazymatts]

peter malanou did the same thing with fabel 1. he cant keep his fucking mouth shut

[fractald]

ok fable 1 had expansion so fable 2 is going to have an expansion.... and maybe monkeys

[skitsapALONZO]

id give fabel II a 7.5/10 cuz it didnt come thru and its kinda repetitive even u go girl and gauy and good and evil and the weapons thiung is stupid

[damienamarty]

I think you will get different main quest extensions dependent on the the ending you chose.

------------SPOILER-----------­---- If you choose to bring your loved ones back you know that you get a letter from Rose talking about an old man in a hooded robe taking care of her. The Guild master perhaps?

I personally want to see some Jack of Blades material.

[hairybudha]

She's talking about Scythe.

[FableGod99]

Knothole island is the downloadable content

[Fry980]

Umm does ageing up in the game annoying?

[DaileyDaniel]

I thing it not going to about the game...

[redsky594]

my second rating for this game is about 8.5 like joe

[Pure777Ownage]

Downloadable content is Knothole Island, notin much...

[WhatUleh]

itll be a patch 2 play co-op with ur friends with ur accualy character and items n shit im tellin ya

[rickyslayssmalltowns]

theyre adding the whole knothole island.

the said it on g4 haha

and theyre adding items too

buts thats about it with the content i think

[Volkade]

Perhaps the new announcement is a weather system. That's one of the things that kind of pisses me off about RPG games, The weather stays the same. But it was snowing at the start of fable 2, so maybe, just maybe they'll add a dynamic weather thing. But I think that's more something that had to be written on the DVD...

[death123444]

hey guys they say the announcement is knothole glade you guys should do a video about it

[striderUK360]

DLC.....more cowbell.

[adonis1077]

i got a fever... and the only perscription.. is MORE COWBELL!

[TheEpicThree]

i heard the announcement was a Theme coming November 24th

[TheEpicThree]

ha ha joe i can give you 1 million you broke Duky monk

[Buskie1]

Maaaybe JUST MAYBE it'll be a sword,WITH A MONKEY ATTACHED TO IT!!!!11ONE

[ProfessaBojangles1]

Lol, he's overhyping us AGAIN by telling us there's gonna be something coming soon but he won't say what.

Wow, I wonder where I heard that b4? I'm seriously sick of this crap he keeps hiding from us and when he show it, IT'S TRULY CRAP

[SinCityBoss]

Maybe the big announcement is going to be that theyre going to give me my 15 minutes back that I used waiting in line to get this game at midnight like a fag.

[Volkade]

Fable 2 didn't have a midnight launch, did it?

[SinCityBoss]

I got my copy at midnight at game stop. I waited in line with a bunch of nerds. So what does that make me I guess.

[Volkade]

Haha it's okay man, I was at the midnight launch for Halo 2 & 3. Was there for WoW too but only 'cause I was requested by the store to make the DVD for the background, I personally don't play it.

[Njoker8]

My guess is either, more missions, or more clothes.

[CLOR96]

Maybe it will be armor!

[supercanadian1]

im thinking it might just be more items and weapons and shit. buy hey it could just be a video saying "fuck you the games over" and hell they might be at the beach.

[lioman5]

lol temple of dukey...

pretty plz let it be a MONKEY!!!!!!!

[Fenixundrfire]

I agree with Joe its gonna be a monkey! :P

[infinitystake]

THE TEMPLE OF DUKY LOL

[killertomato101]

extra places.....more things to kick the shit into

[halarindis]

CO OP FIX!!!!!!!

[ViKariousProductions]

I'm hoping it will be more clothes, weapons, people, quests/missions, maybe more dogs, hopefully fix co-op. I don't think it will be an expansion, since it's still sort of early.

But what I really want is Harder Creatures to fight. I actually want a challenge.

Or PvP. I love PvP.

[PineappleSex69]

they are going to make the game fun.

[paradoxeagle93]

i hope fixin fag co op

[FableFilmsProduction]

Im predicting that the announcment will be about either

1.) A Fable 2 Expansion Pack (Fable 2: TLC)

2.) A Fable 2 Update (Hopefully Fixing Co-Op)

and or

3.) A Major Line of Fable 2 In-Game DLC... What ever this announcement may be, let us keep in mind that in Peter's mind anything big is small... So pretty much this "big announcment will be a small dissapointing one. But who knows with Lionhead, guess we'll have to wait untill next week...

[Turdfergasen1107]

they will add more quests i bet. i garuntee it will cost money too :(

[ryohazuki650]

Prolly more mission. more weapons and places to explore. Maybe your right with the animals too lol. Or maybe actually an easter egg of some npc who looks like you lol and just curses at peter lol. That'll be BAD ASS!

[ellojello5896]

i AM excited but they released i think its to early for any dramatic downloadable content. I think a new pet pack and a new armour/weapon pack is totaly due eventually. Maybe like more customizable stuff you know like hair shit like that

[MCPaddyB]

I hope it Fable II: TLC. That would be bad ass!

[montreal961]

You know whats it better be? It better a fucking patch for that half ass multiplayer garbage.

[jakesmom1111]

love the shoe. Thats some quality stuff that they should put on G4. instead of all those dumb ninja shows. and cops got old 3 years ago. but the announcement could be like... more places and property.

[himitsunoryu]

Oh my god! My friend and I love RPG games and Fable and stuff, my names Joe and his name is Chris, I find that funny!

[paradoxeagle93]

dude... shut the fuck up

[himitsunoryu]

"Dude" lighten up.

[paradoxeagle93]

u are like haveing a hyper attack like a little girl

[deepakm]

Fable 2 announcement: IT COMES FOR PC!!

...

a man can hope cant he?

[ciaran212]

i think the thing is going to be making the coop better or summin of new wepons.

[Easyflux]

My guess is that the content will be:

1. More armored type clothing, no more looking like a peon.

2. More weapons(models atleast) and hopefully they'll be better than the master shit.

3.MAYBE, just MAYBE, they'll pick up where they screwed us over in Fable1: The Dragons Den or area, or whatever, you know what i mean.

4. Crates.. Maybe they'll add contents to the crates, now that we've all smashed them all.

5. Maybe just a lousy theme for your 360 :P

6. Bugfix? wow...

[ALBERTWESKERZERO]

i actually like the dog for some reason ... ive never wanted to kill it and that monk bit was funny as hell ... my rating for this would probably be between 7.5 or an 8 cause they removed some of the things i liked about fable 1 and added that rip off of zelda but other than that great game

and i think the downloadable content is maybe more weapons and cool armour but i really like the idea of more pets ... i want one of those monkeys that steals stuff from houses *whats this A GOLDEN BANANA*

[lilloudude]

i think they will sort out multiplayer so that u can c the other players character and hes not a fucin henchmen

[Praw48]

YEAH MAN!

[danchito15]

if it'll be expanded story line and fixed co-op, I'll buy Fable II right after the announcement!

[trent0987]

it could bet that the fixing the co-op is what i heard that they where going to do later down the line

[robmachine91]

haha great show ^^

and it better be a monkey yeh!

[CovertNinjaRobot]

Y aknow, Lionhead has a legendary reputation for getting our hopes up and the end result is like a baby fart in the face its all milky and like" Why did that happen its not cool at all"

I hope its an actual improvement. Clothes weapons more story line. Something.

[lopatamd]

why do you beep when saying ''shit and fuck '' ?? x(

[lopatamd]

i think they will announce the pc release of the game :)

+1

[aboudiabsi]

ONLINE FUCKIN MATCHES!

[FallenVisionzInc]

yeh online vs would be sweet yet some aspects i would disagree on going back to the fact that everyone will probably have the same weapons and melee weapons but it would test some skill

great show joe!

[CashClock]

They probally are going to actually IMPROVE the Co-Op mode.

Or they could add more dogs like you said.

[FarCry2554]

i give fable 2 8.7 and far cry 2 9.3 fall out 3 9.2

[Alminie]

I think it will be a announcement about

Fable 2 coming to PC.

[killcreek666]

I have no fucking idea what its going to be, it better be something to make up for the 60 dollers I spent on the god damn game. Its worth more like 40 dollers to me but thats just my opinion.

[jakesmom1111]

i have $40. send that shit my way!

[exodiaj]

I bet it will be another Hoax like they did in Fable 1 with "The Singing Sword".

Probably say a Weapon is hidden inside the game.

And they forget it mention, Its impossible to find.

[Rastafunrise]

i think they will announce the pc release of the game :)

[pokemonking10]

i hope it is more story because the story was awesome but was oh so short. i think it will be either more missions or a set of new clothes. possibly a Farther Christmas outfit because Christmas is coming. lol it would be funny to have an elf costume

[au25]

OK i want your score in far cry 2 and fallout 3 also should i try the special fixed + 2 expnasion pack edittion for two worlds? as for fable 2... well propably "peter hype" if downaloable it will be something to do with character clothing and if not a downloadble contect then either another lost chapters anouncemnet or a pc version!

[matto95]

its would be awesome if it was a big patch for the co op and change it so you dont both have to be in the screen at once

[Valen601]

i agree, monkey ftw. prolly a quest or two which leads to some "ultimate" and/or legendary treasure. idk if its a monkey or a godamn sword, but it better be free. btw anyone else miss the big ass greatswords from fable uno? i mean wtf peter, I wanna hit shit with something the size of my character.. shit.

[DrKillinSpillin]

might be an announcement for Fable 3...

If it is DLC it would probably let you go to hook coast,Snowspire and knothole glade

[deadpool1524]

MONKEY!!!!!

[TheTrailerPro]

they are going to bring ak 47s into fable.

[charlle825]

i think i no this is right ure friend wont be a gay ass henchmen it will be there character from there game :)

[nic0dem8D]

it wont be much i reckon maybe like some missions or 1 extra skill

i better not hav to pay for this shit

the game was too short anyway

bitches

[TheFunslinger]

an expansion for sure.

[ScapeGoat64]

Fixing the co-op, otherwise Idk. More missions. Also, I can't blame Peter Molyneux for 'overselling' the game. You can't blame a guy for getting excited about his work.

[bandit0526]

If Peter Is comming up with it...IT'S GONNA SUCK ASS...

But i hope it's a monkey.that shit would be off the chain

[sebzmc]

hm. itll probably add on like weapons and probably some side quest chain.

[laidt0rest]

i say more missions and mini games

[randhawa72]

angry joe is hilarious

your show rocks

[Buliwyf71]

This video if it was really about things that kick ass in Fable II should be about 30 sec. long, since nothing in this game kicked ass. Many things could have, but nothing really does, because this game is just an average game.

[TheTrailerPro]

yeah yeah well fuck ur mother

[Joey1187]

my money oh ho ho dont wanna no how much i have dude im a millionare iv even got fairfax (or what ever its called) castle matha fackas!