This is brilliant. You should upload a video to HijackFive for your chance to win your very own TV Show! It would be great to see your life, for a week, on TV!
but your soul seems to be filled with things that are only material thinks in the modern life. if you want to write a heart felt song use lyrics that matter TO your soul.....not just modern social wants.
oh dear. that was one of the most meaningless songs i have ever heard in my life. how can you feel like you do then things are in material. also why are you trying to copy razerlights style?
"shitty, shallow and pretentious British music scene"
Ok its true, its just a copy of all things past and great. But its definitely a positive.
Can you just think back to what we had in the 90's !?
Theres alot of good music coming out of the scene plus we have people actually playing instruments and writing music, something the British music scene is not used to !
It keeps the Spice Girls and the Westlifes and the Boyzones and the Take Thats and the What Nots at bay.
I can agree with you there to some degree, but where are the groundbreaking new acts, the progressive bands pushing music in new directions? They just copy each other and repeat each others sounds until the radio just sounds like a constant stream of jingly guitars and 'Mockney' accents.
The bands now have little ability to craft unique sounds. Musically they are generally weak and some struggle to play well live.
But on the last point, it is a slightly lesser evil than manufactured 'bands'!
hahaha bloody hell this is perfect.. johnny borrell could only hope to ever be as half as interesting and entertaining!! I cried watching this! Brilliant!!!!
Guys, guys, please 'bleep' your swearing. I know you really like the bit where I say 'bleep', but try not to actually write 'bleep'. I mean, do write 'bleep', but don't write what the 'bleep' stands for - 'bleep'.
Hi Jonni music, just so you know, a lot is two words, not alot. I like you, your music smells nice. It smells like bum cheese...mmmm, bum cheeeeeese...seriously though, it smells good.
It's actually the word "Cat". David Bowie uses it alot in his songs to describe somebody innately cool.
So, the man hits Jonni (me) because I'm innately more cool than him. And he feels threatened by that. As you would.
Unfortunately, we decided to bleep it out last minute because some people would just think I was saying I was literally "a cat". It's blurred out on the card for the same reason.
Thanks for the comments so far, guys. Keep them coming! If you'd like to become a fan, look up Jonni Music on Facebook or Myspace... but not Facespace.
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AnnyWeb 2 years ago
bwuhahaha...nice one, genius lads
anorthernmonkey 2 years ago
THIS IS THE PERFECT PARODY!! Keep em coming!
chootles 2 years ago
Pure genius!
Blade376 2 years ago
Hey it's pottsy's older bro, This is awesome hahah. Love it mate.
malango255 2 years ago
I've plastered this all over Facebook 'cause I love it so much! Bloody genius!
mintymagic1977 2 years ago 3
fucking excellent.
IHateTheBBC 2 years ago
Brilliant!
roytunt 2 years ago 3
I love you Clive.
billythewill67 2 years ago
'And... beeeebooooo.'
Haha, love it. :)
ryanmartin93 2 years ago
You should get Wesley Presley and the guy from the Aviva advert to guest star in your next video
Oh, and FaceSpace is real!!!
This song is so bleeping good, I agree with all the sentiments expressed. Bleeping bleep!!!
SteRDLK 2 years ago
more videos? legend
Serieth 2 years ago 6
We've just been in the studio, working on the next single. I've got to say, I really love the sound of my voice in this one. It rocks!
JonniMusic 2 years ago 2
lol thats some funny shit
Serieth 2 years ago
this is the best thing on youtube.
00hellyeah00 2 years ago 5
very good...:D very cool
MyrtilisPraSempre 2 years ago
I Love this!
Also check my You Tube site on how to receive FREE Gift Cards!
XenoAlex2222 2 years ago
mate one of the funniest bits of entertainment iv ever seen, before and after a J well done and i do appreciate the singing talent
zektorious 2 years ago 6
haha take that Johnny Borrell. haha fantastic.
pigeonkicker25 2 years ago 13
Haha that was fab :D
Inchybo91 2 years ago 5
facespace! LOL
brilliant. had to subscribe for more!
MrAliMcB 2 years ago 3
Hello Jonni. We are Anthony and Darren. We like your songs. Will you be our friend?
AnthonyandDarren 3 years ago 14
LMFAO!
BritishRider 3 years ago 4
Haha hilarious, you really sound like the guy too
aquariussouldier 3 years ago 5
LATEST
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JonniMusic 3 years ago
great song
hey cool dude
ur so cool
u know what would make u even cooler
by subcribing to my videos
seriously
bi cool dude
who could be even cooler
if u subscribe
loveyoutopgear 3 years ago
I don't think Johnny Borrell wears suspenders. And I think America is a good song why'd u try and ruin it?
muffinnatasha7 3 years ago
great song
check out the new 2009 song ''JUST WANNA DO TWO''. Its hot
yeelz 3 years ago
joker.. i like razorlight hehe.
U almost look like the guy too :P
xMirax 3 years ago 5
This is brilliant. You should upload a video to HijackFive for your chance to win your very own TV Show! It would be great to see your life, for a week, on TV!
hijackfive 3 years ago
ROFL!
I thought you were a serious Razorlight wannabe at first, but this is fucking hilarious
conawillvlog 3 years ago 6
Good parody song, but the vid qualty aint that good - looks like its from the 90s. still, good vid, 4 stars :)
napster964 3 years ago
Try it in HD. It will blow your mind.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
Excellent stuff mate. Had me laughing for days.
peanutbutterjellyt 3 years ago
how bad can one get?
ARRION66 3 years ago
Even my "Greatest song on Youtube" is worse than this -.-
LimeVids 3 years ago
Very very funny,,,,
littlelady8080 3 years ago
phrphallioup
ishwarrior 3 years ago
haha, hilarious.
JunkyHippo 3 years ago
haha brilliant!
jeecreate29 3 years ago 3
I wanted to hate this but I love it!!!
christschinwon 3 years ago 4
I hate razorlight. This video is hilarious.
TheFinalCut2207 3 years ago 5
classy comedy
caudycaudy 3 years ago 2
rose ee shut up
YEAAAHbwoi 3 years ago
a good song.check out gypwin on youtube as well
gypwin 3 years ago
omg funny as fuck!!!
zeonXL 3 years ago
Beautiful. Thank you Jonni Music!
mike2sounds 3 years ago 2
Great parody and singing
faffytunes 3 years ago
within the first 10 seconds i was proper laffin! anythin takin the piss outta razorlight is bound to be class.
well done mate! :) whats the score? you signed or sumthin?
ortoPilot 3 years ago 2
but your soul seems to be filled with things that are only material thinks in the modern life. if you want to write a heart felt song use lyrics that matter TO your soul.....not just modern social wants.
adamminty7 3 years ago
haha, you do realise this is a parody?
xjustbecky 2 years ago
of what? i do not know
skatesector9 2 years ago
America by Razorlight
Clembo 2 years ago
oh dear. that was one of the most meaningless songs i have ever heard in my life. how can you feel like you do then things are in material. also why are you trying to copy razerlights style?
adamminty7 3 years ago
Hello Adammint7. I'm sorry you didn't like the music. It came from down the bottom of my very soul.
JonniMusic 3 years ago 2
Theres class and theres class, and that was class. Alright class !? Classy :)
I liked it, very Ben Stiller.
I'd just like to big up teh Islington Massiv straight up and down people. :D hahaha
DonJuanDeMarco2 3 years ago 2
haha u dont give up lol
adamminty7 3 years ago
Know what parody means?
littlestworkshop 3 years ago
i am giving away my ps3 want it message me
Serious people only ¬_¬ 18+ Prefrably
cainey2006 3 years ago
An excellent parody of the shitty, shallow and pretentious British music scene. Nice job.
I also want a 1 million megapixel camera.
danstormer 3 years ago 2
I have to agree with you there, but razorlight were good, I liked them
ajjaxd 3 years ago
Fair enough :)
danstormer 3 years ago
"shitty, shallow and pretentious British music scene"
Ok its true, its just a copy of all things past and great. But its definitely a positive.
Can you just think back to what we had in the 90's !?
Theres alot of good music coming out of the scene plus we have people actually playing instruments and writing music, something the British music scene is not used to !
It keeps the Spice Girls and the Westlifes and the Boyzones and the Take Thats and the What Nots at bay.
DonJuanDeMarco2 3 years ago
It's not them I'm worried about, it's the Rhiannas, Katy Perrys and various generic, pretentious rappers that I'm worried about.
ajjaxd 3 years ago
90's dicks on our current music
fieldhockeygoalie 3 years ago
I can agree with you there to some degree, but where are the groundbreaking new acts, the progressive bands pushing music in new directions? They just copy each other and repeat each others sounds until the radio just sounds like a constant stream of jingly guitars and 'Mockney' accents.
The bands now have little ability to craft unique sounds. Musically they are generally weak and some struggle to play well live.
But on the last point, it is a slightly lesser evil than manufactured 'bands'!
danstormer 3 years ago 3
norwich union advert?
seanyseansean 3 years ago
ha ha ha brilliant!! the consonant part is awesome :)
00hellyeah00 3 years ago 2
Any chances of getting mp3?
Rrrrrrrea 3 years ago
of this?
JonniMusic 3 years ago
Download freecorder(google it).
Darko7274 3 years ago
Well done for getting onto The Sun!!! Mat R
hongbong 3 years ago
Hey, I'm constantly being papped. Sometimes I pap myself just to keep myself on my toes.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
ha, quality. great song.
jamesinho 3 years ago
Hahah love this =]
ImYourSuperhero01 3 years ago
genius : )
kirstenrubberducky 3 years ago
Your the Man Jonni,nice
popadapill 3 years ago
hahaha bloody hell this is perfect.. johnny borrell could only hope to ever be as half as interesting and entertaining!! I cried watching this! Brilliant!!!!
kisseeeeeeeees <3
JackieWild 3 years ago 3
Who says you don't learn anything by reading the The SUN.F**kiing funny
SirKnobofCheese 3 years ago 2
Guys, guys, please 'bleep' your swearing. I know you really like the bit where I say 'bleep', but try not to actually write 'bleep'. I mean, do write 'bleep', but don't write what the 'bleep' stands for - 'bleep'.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
Hi jonni music your funny, but not as funny as Sam. great video
gojukanman 3 years ago
brilliant. better than flight of the conchords!
wibeseeker 3 years ago 3
lol
Clembo 3 years ago
ABsolutly classic!!!i hate johnny borrell and this is classic p-take !!love it !!!x
suziekennedy 3 years ago
Amazing. Are you looking for an agent?
MouginsBlog 3 years ago
I haven't seen my manager Leon for days. If you see him, please give him a gentle reminder about the 10 grand. I still can't see my CDs up at Zavvi.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
But I did get an old Bluetones album for 30% off. Where did you go when things went wrong for you, Leon my manager?
JonniMusic 3 years ago
Lol 2.58 on, missing the consonants.
thereaps 3 years ago 4
Very clever, well done mate - cheered me right up it did don't you know what what
applegrower33 3 years ago 2
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JonniMusic 3 years ago
I'll see it on FaceSpace.
MontagueBurton 3 years ago 3
Do another one!!! we want more!
isabellafane 3 years ago 2
This is hilarious and a brilliant pisstake. Loving it!
BraveUlysses01 3 years ago 3
That was brilliant mate - loved it - ROFL!!!!!
discussislam 3 years ago
I want you.
Eveopeeve 3 years ago 3
I want world peace. And an iPod dock.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
You are a funny funny man. Funny! :)
bethsmedley 3 years ago
Will someone take my music seriously?
JonniMusic 3 years ago
Just read about you on the NME website. This has made my day!
Very funny.
Absolutely brilliant.
Thank you for this.
StartWearingGogol 3 years ago
You are an absolute legend! This was so apt. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
aowryn 3 years ago 4
It's deadly serious, aowryn. The world is dying. :(
JonniMusic 3 years ago
Hi Jonni music, just so you know, a lot is two words, not alot. I like you, your music smells nice. It smells like bum cheese...mmmm, bum cheeeeeese...seriously though, it smells good.
gumballmaster2002 3 years ago
I don't understands.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
Me either.
tnelstrop 3 years ago
Sterling work Jonni Music. Very funny lyrics and performance from a very sexy singer. X
jameswitt80 3 years ago 2
lol :)
FlippieX 3 years ago
Juh-eeen-yus
toptripster 3 years ago
So good to finally see someone taking these important issues seriously and being PC about the whole damn thing. A masterpeace!!!
bobbybray 3 years ago 3
Genius
Johnny Borrell is an utter twunt!
Wonder what was on the blurred out card.........?
designanddirection 3 years ago 3
It's actually the word "Cat". David Bowie uses it alot in his songs to describe somebody innately cool.
So, the man hits Jonni (me) because I'm innately more cool than him. And he feels threatened by that. As you would.
Unfortunately, we decided to bleep it out last minute because some people would just think I was saying I was literally "a cat". It's blurred out on the card for the same reason.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
Funny and Clever.
Ranncidd 3 years ago 2
Thanks for the comments so far, guys. Keep them coming! If you'd like to become a fan, look up Jonni Music on Facebook or Myspace... but not Facespace.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
I'm not sure Facespace exists.
JonniMusic 3 years ago
i like watching this video.
i have done it twice.
els
idiotsofants 3 years ago
The Carol Vorderman cameo is especially good.
Yougolino 3 years ago 3
brilliant!
glandooproductions 3 years ago