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  • lol fail

  • 00:53 epic facepalm!

  • Exactly what would happen if the U.S. tried making things like this.

    Hope they film it when they do so we can have a good laugh though.

  • They're not even making progress, the yuppie bodycount is plummeting with each new attempt!

  • The skull reveal used to make my brother and I laugh so hard as kids (we were around 7 and 5 when we first saw this film) that we'd rewind it over and over.

  • "STOP OR I'LL SHOOT."

    Shouldn't that be "STOP AND I'LL SHOOT."

  • first robot lol

  • This is what we have to look forward to if Ron Paul does not succeed!

  • Something that allways impress me, is how a movie with gory and violent scenes had time to also make laugh so hard. Well, at least when I was a kid I considered this very violent.

  • Don't press 8 at home

  • 20 years ago I laughed so hard to the second robocop and still do.

  • A truly well-placed facepalm.

  • Question : Why do they always give prototypes loaded guns ?

  • @H83tr3d Didn´t learn from ED-209 in the first movie.

    "He ain´t worth shit but can shed blood!"

  • robotrolls

  • That guy had a lot of guts to be there again after what happened the first time. LOL

  • @Leondrius Its part of the scientist job,  "you survived the first prototype, ok then I need you to stand right here" LOL

  • 0:54 epic facepalm

  • 0:48 OMG xD

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  • WTF!! second robocop was scary!!!

  • Wow, who's doing the CGI on this, Ray Harryhausen?

  • I like the 6 million dollar man, back when 6 million bought you something..I think he said 90 million...a lot more buck for crap and a bang at the end....Jesus that inflation for you.

  • 90 millions xD !!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I saw this movie when I was a kid, it was very funny xD

  • 1st one is ammusing, second is just scary.

  • They have REALLY got to stop giving these robots live munitions when they present them in board meetings.

  • @PeterDivine then 13 year olds will stop buy robocop movies, thats not good for business

  • Maybe if they made the robots look cooler, they would kill themselves. I mean come on, if you saw those thinks walking around with a gun.

  • 1st robot from Microsoft ,2nd from Apple

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  • 0:52

    Epic face palm.  That senile old bastard's reaction is priceless.

  • This is how it always turns-out when I try to program anything.

  • FACEPALM!

  • Good grief, Johnson crawling away at 0:22 is the funniest thing in the whole scene and I can't believe I never spotted it before.

    Johnson is the real hero of these films.

  • the woman made a sexy grunt when she died. fap fap fap fap fap fap.

  • 0:54 my reaction to RoboCop 3.

  • the face of the first robot looks constipated when it glitches

  • Laughed so hard at the helmet removal I fell over

  • @Aussieisbest94: yes, because CGI was still in its infancy and GODDAMN expensive. In fact, even in Jurassic Park, the dinosaurs were filmed first in stop motion before being transferred to a computer. Anyways, CGI is not much more different than Stop motion nowadays, as they look even more cartoonish, which kind of defeats their purpose of realism.

  • Haha these ppl suck at building robots XD

  • classic

  • Faxx is so HOT!!!

  • This kinda reminds me of AI: Artificial Intelligence for some reason...

  • 0:49 I saw Robocop 2 when I was 8 and this particular part scared the crap out of me!

  • @Kj16V I remember being in the theatre with my parents, the preview looked good and didn't show this kind of stuff, seeing the original at that age! I remember seeing poor Murphy BLASTED apart and then seeing him on the operating table. However----this scene freaks me out at 33!

  • @Kj16V The 2nd robot(pulls helmet off) kind of freaked me out too, and I was older. It only realized the 2nd viewing why the prototypes failed. The human hosts realized they were abominations, freaked out & killed themselves. And that's why the lead scientist wanted the drug addict bad guy in the prototype suit. Because he'd pull off, provided you give him nuke in his receptacle. Good writing.

  • fail cop

  • Dude, the skull was creepy as hell. I think what really killed the 2nd movie was just how unrelentingly dark it was - particularly with the killer kid. It's just not what people want in what they THINK is going to be a fluffy summer action pic. I actually liked it as a film, and if they had had a better 3rd movie, could have been a great, albeit minor, film trilogy.

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  • why make robocop 2 ? whats with the first one ?

  • @HappyGuy00000 You don't make sequels when the first movie was bad, that's for sure.

  • the first one clearly wasn`t going to work, you are under arrest it said, but who was it saying it too, and under arrest for breaking what law, also robo has directives to control his behaviour, why didn`t these two have directives espically after the first failure, like directive 5 i shall not kill myself.

  • uhmm did he said 19 million?

  • @torrentman100 nintey

  • "Using Windows vista"

    This made me lol

  • The second one takes his helmet off... skull screams... I laugh heartily.

  • To create Robocop OCP spend 1 millon, for this "crap" only 90 million - first question is: how they could spent sooo much ??

    second question is: why on test of their robots they always use load weapons ??

    Robocop have, ED-209 have, Robocop 2 have it too and Cain - no comment ))

  • I remember when I could watch a video on the internet without watching a commercial too

  • so two honoured police officers were killed for this..

  • The second robot's reaction is everyone's reaction after sitting through Robocop 3.

  • @netsurferx1 Damn right dude, that film is horribly boring.

  • @deathmetal931 I wouldn't say "boring". "Poorly executed" would be a better description. Think about it: The core story was good, and, if you followed the previous movies, inevitable. I actually liked the idea of the jetpack, but they should have saved it for the last 5-10 minutes of the movie.

  • @netsurferx1 that bad?

  • @gokuandmario4ever Like I said to someone else here, I didn't think it was bad per-se. I just thought that "poorly executed" would be a better description than just simply "bad".

  • @netsurferx1 I agree

  • @netsurferx1

    LOL hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • @netsurferx1 robocop 3 was still good, it was better than ninja turtles 3 at least.

  • @luke666808g BLASPHEMER! Don't ever mention that dreadful movie in my presence!

  • Scorpion was RoboCop 2?

  • @GhostReconGuy The original "Hara-Kiri".  heheh

  • Min 0:53

    Yare...Yare....

  • They are all prototypes. Yet they still arm them. These people were f!cking medieval.

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  • this was a waste of my time

  • Didn't know the f-bomb was bad until I began quoting this movie in second grade. Can't believe my parents let me watch this fucked up shit. XD

  • Every fan of RoboCop wanted to do what happens @ :25 and :46 when Hollywood announced a re-boot. lol

  • that's right, give an untested prototype a loaded weapon!!

  • Why did the 2nd one have a skeleton head!?

  • @y2k4ever1 perhaps because it has the bones of police who died, and was rebuilt as a robot

  • @alexmanga951 good point , i kinda figured they would go there.

  • Did the women die?

  • @hezbollah95818 No, she went on to travel in to the past and become the abomination against nature that she is: Miley Cyrus

  • Robo-Scorpion-Cop lmao

  • Anybody wants to give a try ?

  • This part really used to scare and disturb me as a kid.

    Now it's just hilarious.

  • @PsychoticLoner

    Me Too! scared me shitless! espesially the damn skelton head screaming! lol

  • Frank Miller, we love you!

    (These are remnants from his script.)

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! best attack form ever! tear off your own face and throw it at them!

  • this is freaking funny!

  • Facepalm... 90 millions. XDXD LMAO

  • ROFL i loved the second robo cop 2

  • 90 million... ;-D

  • 0:51 pretty much describes me when I have to go back to work every Monday morning

  • I think the first prototype killed the lady but only nicked the guy.

  • To be honest, those were not very good robot designs. Especially the second one. Anybody could easily have taken on that thing. Or so I think.

  • This is what they call "dark humor".

  • 0:53 Facepalm ...

    

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  • 19 million...

    lol

  • Seriously one of the best things I've ever seen.

  • 20 years later I still laugh at the one who pulls his helmet off.

  • Hi Im a Mac.....and Im a PC...

  • the facepalm of the old man is EPIC!!!!

  • omg fucking windows 98!!!!!!

  • I think the difference here is that these officers are aware of what they've become. After thinking that they've died they suddenly appear alive in a robot body. How would you react? I think the shock is too huge for them.

    After all they deleted Murphy's memories to some extent that he ceased to be self-aware. Until later, that is. That's why he succeeded as a case.

    I find both of these creepy actually, and not that funny.

  • @TheMartianOddity They shoot the others and themselves cause there men that just found out that they don't have a robocock and that they will never have sex again.

  • @TheMartianOddity that and murphy had a strong sense of justice and he was catholic so suicide wasnt an option.

  • @TheMartianOddity Make that they realize they've suddenly appeared in CRAPPY robot bodies.

  • @TheMartianOddity the comments are funny

  • @valken666 Ha ha, yeah, that's what you'll get for trying to be serious for once :D But the clip still freaks me out :P

    So shock of becoming alive: Check.

    No Robocock: Check.

    Not Catholic: Check.

    Crappy Robot Body: Check.

    Action: Post-Mortem Suicide

  • @TheMartianOddity you moron that was NEVER the point of the failed robocop 2 clones

    the creator was OBVIOUSLY trying to say, "you cannot mimmick or CLONE the human spirit"

    because all those robots were AI driven robots i.e 100% machine, hence why murphy succeeded because they couldn't extinguish his human side fully and this is also why the female villian murdered a human to make robocop II, the problem was he was a crazed criminal hence the huge disaster at the end

  • Why didn't they just find cops and soldiers with cancer or other terminal illnesses and offer them a chance to live again as Robocop 2? Hell, amputees from the military are already being deployed with bionic limb replacements ATM.

  • @TheMartianOddity I think Murphy lost his memory because of being shot in the head, but overtime regained it.

  • @TheMartianOddity You are right, it IS creepy. Cain succeeded because, well, he was a madman drug addict. Perfect for putting in a heavily-armed robot suit. No Frankenstein-like complex. So the movie had its moments.

  • Robocop 2 uses Windows ME

  • this created epic fails

  • No matter how many time I watch this part, I LMFAO. That second one was scary man! I'd surrender if a mechanical cop walked up and tore his face off screaming!

    You know you have Epically failed when the Old Man Facepalms.

  • lol that shit pulls off its own head

  • I've watched robocop 8 years old now im in penitentiary for murdering my whole family!

  • Both officers DID IT FOR THE LULZ!

  • suicidal robot lol

  • Robot FAIL...

  • What the hell is with the second one? Do they have to use dead people for Robocop materials?

  • I loled so hard.

  • This scene always made me LOL, since I was a child the part I LOL'D really hard is the last robot taking out his helmet, and doing: AHHHH, plus the facepalm of the guy who waste U$90Billion in those two fails, makes this scene memorable. :P

  • @SammEater he says $90 million but you're right the second one is so unexpected it can't lose.

  • I think I would start missing these board meetings.

  • more like windows xp, from my experiance. 

  • That's what you get you fucking campers!!!

  • It's also funny that the poor scientist who got shot in the arm is forced to stand there as the second prototype comes out. His arm is still in a sling from the first one.

  • The 2nd one was the most... XD one.

  • i would spend 900 milion for that laugh !!!!

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    Best Robo Tribute Ever!

  • press 8

  • Some people say this movie is way depressing. But it still has laugh out loud moments like this. That 2nd robot scene is hilarious.

  • I got a question, who would win between the real Robocop vs the Terminator?

  • @TheMeximann Terminator

  • LMFAO @ 0:46 - 0:52 . That part always get's me

  • the only stupid thing, is that they let the androids loaded with bullets , and it very stupid, only idiots would do this, but considering that they wanted to make some fun out of the scene, I'll just forget what I just wrote ...!

  • vista sucks !!

  • Better question: Why do all the prototypes insist on killing themselves? It can't be THAT bad!

  • 90 million.....

  • 90 million dollars spent on creating homicidal mental cased robot cops. reminds me or robotomy on CN.

  • omg! ty! ive been trying to find this scene for a while

  • LOL!!! Man, they don't make movies like they used to! Robocop 1 & 2 rock!

  • What gets me is how cooperative the new ones are, right up until they go berserk. They stand behind the door, all polite like and not trying to hurt anyone, mosey in and then... re-kill themselves.

  • '

    i see that old man with his white hair,,,

    he was another movie with clint eastwood as THE GHENT

  • @bestamerica Yeah! I remember now. Great stuff!

  • epic facepalm 0:50

  • I don't know why but I found stop motion animation to be scary when I was little.

    I still think it is a little creepy.

  • @Wattapus I don't know why, but I always found the first one to be creepier than the skull. I could never tell if it was the real officers head, or his head superimposed into a weird sort of hologram, or maybe screen. Either way, it's grim

  • Diz sequel sux.

  • hmmmm im no scientist but i think those were all failures

  • They were doing well until they went horribly awry.

  • Actually, I think they were on to something with the second robot there.

    I myself would never commit a crime again if the arresting officer tore of his own face to reveal his screaming skull before collapsing at my feet.

  • @DancingJesus94 I agree, just like Microsoft call the malfunction a 'Feature' and promote the hell out of it..

  • @DancingJesus94 That prototype would need a partner to pick him up off the floor everytime he did that. Plus said partner would need a mop to clean up the floor after anyone they arrested wet themselves after they see his face.

  • @DancingJesus94

    lmao

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  • conald cochran from halloween 3 is sitting there...

  • Well, to tell the true, OCP was trying to make a new Robocop which would be much cooler and deadlier than the original Robocop. But, these robots presented here, looks more like some highschool student made in the garage. They are not cool or menacing at all.

    thats all from me.

  • damn, i remember watching this with my brother, when i was like 10 or so... creeped my right the fuck out.

  • BECAUSEEEE OFF THISSS ROBOCOP2 IS BEST PART HEHE

  • 19 million

  • Easily THE BEST PART of Robocop 2!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha!

  • 0.48 I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

  • Thumbs up for windows vista OS fail!

  • Please remember that, when building a robot from the remains of a human being, it is vital to redirect signals away from the part of the brain where extreme feelings of pain and anger are stored.

  • LMAO!!! the facepalm is Hilarious!!!

  • i love this scene

  • wasnt the robot like the one in the family guy episode when peter becomes school sumthin

  • When the first robot comes out, look at the brotha! 2 funny!!

  • why do they always give the prototypes loaded guns?

  • @WKRPinCINN Doesn't look like the second one had a gun. Maybe they learned their lesson! lol Could be why it pulled it's face off and shrieked. It wanted revenge

  • @WKRPinCINN EXACTLY! At least arm them with blanks!

  • @WKRPinCINN OCP