Minecraft Suicide Machine

[HuntingAjax]

WoW a suicide machine! Just place some lava and swim -.-

[Hamzaalfarra]

i got the game free why do you guys had to pay for it?

[Firefox4360]

T T

—. O pleas I can make better

[buckekman098]

I made this exact same thing!

[OleScrubby]

TNT as a trapdoor, genius!

[LOLOLGuy00]

Good way to die T-bagging too.

[BandaTheChemicalDust]

i clicked Respawn LOL

[tehepicminer]

Great way to kill your self!

[MrMadMungo]

never saw somebody kill hisself with so much style

[zurolightning]

ir's easy to suicide in minecraft just hit a tnt in front of you(less than 1.7) or just hug a creeper,say hi to a skeleton,play with giant,dive without go to surface,swim in lava,touch a cactus,fall off a cliff without fly or an armor and lot more

[Potterson1000]

Lol

[CoeurDeRumsteak]

I have enough of working, I just want to go back to my home and spend some time with my family and my suicide machine...

[postnjam]

i'm throwing money at the screen

[BigBobFilms]

I think i'm in the extremely outdated minecraft part of youtube.

[KrE3Ed]

Awesome.

[ToNiCProduckions]

I hope i'm not the only one that just tried to hit respawn :P

[felfazeebo]

You survived that drop? Maybe it's just because it was 1.2 or something...

[Nes23MC]

in stead of using tnt, and building a big structure, why not drown yourself it is suicide. :P

[caday331]

Thumbs Up if ur watching this in 1.0.0

[FinalStar123]

... you shall never break the laws again

[TeaUnicorn]

I actually, kinda like this XD

[TheSketchK]

lol, alpha.

Good times, good times.

[338Rizky]

I think its easy to make

[forgetfulmandude]

i made a 1x1 lava pit.

[mariokirby8989]

You should make another version where you add cobwebs so you cant get away

[RacerDude95]

this is badass

[WASP4400]

lol good!

[acau77]

you should make a huge building wiht a machine that hits you, you lose some hp, you fly into a wall of soft explosives, they launch you over to a fire pit, you get burned them a trap foor opens and you fall in to a pit of monsters. The end.

[luigisbrother100]

It looks like the gallows.

[MrGamergg]

Oh look a block of TNT! Better stand on it and pull the lever!

[TheFigaro64]

VERY USEFUL MAN!

[CaptianJackAlbert]

THAT is the most IDIOTIC thing EVAR!!!

[TylerHulsey]

omg i love this game im planning on buying it in a couple of weeks

[TheGwolo]

@TylerHulsey I suggest getting it very soon. After "minecon" this month it will be out or beta. Currently in beta it's 25% off... I think 25%, but still, it's cheaper now that it is going to be

[TylerHulsey]

@TheGwolo i actually bought it the day before it was actually realesed but its still laggin alot any tips?

[TheGwolo]

@TylerHulsey lagging? like choppy framerate and such? If you're having those kinds of problems its with your computer. To help fix it, you can turn graphics off fancy, turn your render size to small or tiny. You can also bring up task manager and set minecrafts priority to high. If you have a multi core system you might need to check the affinity to see that its using more than one. Other than that, dont run anything besides minecraft so you arent taxing your system I suppose.

[TheGamingMoose]

@TylerHulsey or you could buy a better computer or laptop

[HaloStrategist]

@TylerHulsey this is an old comment, but my biggest suggestion is to get a program called "Gamebooster" It does wonders for running pc games, INCLUDING minecraft.

[cheater722]

@TylerHulsey where do you buy it i can only buy cards

[TylerHulsey]

@cheater722 minecraft . net

[MegaGAproductions]

@TylerHulsey you know that you can download it free

just in case type in minecraft download no premium in the search bar on youtube

[AFunyun]

@MegaGAproductions Yeah but that's faggy

Why not support an indie dev you ungrateful asshole

[MandyLikeMJ]

@TylerHulsey

Why buy it?

You can download it for free just like me :D

[EOSPhotographer]

@MandyLikeMJ Y U NO SUPPORT SMALL DEVELOPER?

[portoman123]

@MandyLikeMJ

Because that's stealing money from Mojang, Notch, Jeb, etc. Plus, you can make and use your very own skin. But apparently you don't want to play with your friends, or maybe you don't have any. :/

[xXxLucexXxPaynexXx]

despite these assholes, i think its quite good ^-^ could improve it by putting tnt then sand ontop and tell your friends to stand on the sand "asif they were being hung" :P then pull the trigger :3 x

[Builder4Free]

Waste of Tnt, Obsideon..... And time?

[thejcruz1]

@Builder4Free nah

[LightVegas]

That's ... not good.

Don't know what to say to such a crap, sorry.

[iambored273]

Yea, a suicide machine.... if u don't step on the tnt...ur safe!

[tubu328]

tried to click respawn o.o

[Shikamaru524]

OHHHHH IT'S LIKE A GUILLOTINE!

[Corez120]

Now you could use pistons and gravel instead of TNT

[MrJarth]

@Corez120 but then you would have to pick it up again, tnt is better

[HotMovieMakerGirl123]

this game partly looks like its related 2 lego and REALLY related to roblox but out of alla them, this game is the best by FAR

[pepijndevree]

download link of the save file please

[ElegantUnicorn]

@KvarikI LMAO

[deathbylego46]

isnt it easyer to just fall off a cliff....

[TheGwolo]

@deathbylego46 yes, that would also be much less entertaining.

[walluable]

@TheGwolo killing yourself is entertaining wonder how you know

[Minimeister317]

@TheGwolo i think the opposite

[Timmeltammel]

Hmm ... if I really want to die I'm usually laughing in the face of some creepers ...

[cosmicammity98]

you got this design off minecraft wiki?

[TheGwolo]

@cosmicammity98 nope, I thought it up all by myself a long time ago.

[xlostxsoulx69]

@TheGwolo i think you got it from that one show futurama

[Tailsthehacker01]

@TheGwolo I noticed you're using Fraps to record. Unfortunately MC lags when I try to record in Fraps. Have any tips as how to keep the lagg down?

[Shioumenato]

lol,i clicked "respawn"...

[zomastaTV]

This is retarted

[TheZer0guy]

@zomastaTV if youre really going to call something retarded, you should spell it right.

[danielqkazoo1]

thumbs up if your watching this from 1.9 pre-release 3!

[wolfkingewan]

btw this is really great!

[KaslanSaibot]

@megahollipop lol

[MegaHollipop]

I love how I accidently clicked on the respawn on the video after this. xD

[wolffred1]

SUICIDE MACHINE

[SteZooNeR]

If u fall so far down.. Wount you die then? Hm looks like someone are using cheat here ;P

[J4manlol]

Don't you think no-one is going to stand on the TNT?

[TheGwolo]

@J4manlol If you would kindly reference the name of the video, this is a SUICIDE machine. If you wanted to kill yourself, I assume you would indeed, stand on the TNT

[iameattingacookie]

@TheGwolo the new way for lemmings to die... brilent

[SilviuRaulCovaci]

@J4manlol emmmm its called suicide machine..... for suiciding not for killing xDD

[lucapixtar]

Minecraft Alpha v"1.2.3_04" <------- 1243

[CrimsonHunter128]

Haha I thought like, now the TNT is gonna blow up and the awesome suicide machine is destroyed. But nice design man I loved it! ;)

[PredatorPeter]

Fuck. I klicked respawn.

[1ee7une2]

@PredatorPeter Hahah. I did the same thing :D

[IMPERIALFISH99]

score &e0 WTF

lol

:)

[MrTesterm]

um yeah... but who's so dumb and stands on a tnt and switches a lever that is connected to the tnt that your're standing on...

[paintballmaster61]

WTF

[MrKliman20]

how weird i got here from minecraft

[jaydend8]

when he died, i was about to click the respawn button

[ryanragecustom]

why would someone stand on the tnt anyways

[channellogan]

This would be good for griefers they just walk up and think they are gonna blow the whole thing up but instead they die

[TheGwolo]

@channellogan I used to play on a server where me and a few friends would make houses with very visible chests, but only one path to them. We would also rig the entire structure to detonate when they passed a certain point. I never saw anyone die; but I rebuilt many trapped houses, and listened to the victims later haha.

[way2tehdawn]

@channellogan Wouldn't that be bad for griefers?

[gamingGRID]

i prefer to just walk up to creepers

[TheTrolzXD]

lolwut?

[Comisut]

With Pistons this will be easy.

[unave]

dr.kovorkian your next apointment is ready lol

[CombatArmsRuneScape]

0:30 Isn't that a cheat.....

[Syupweque2]

@CombatArmsRuneScape Isn't what a cheat?

[CombatArmsRuneScape]

@Syupweque2 he jumped like 50 floors without dying.

[Syupweque2]

@CombatArmsRuneScape Actually, I believe he is wearing full diamond armour.

[CombatArmsRuneScape]

@Syupweque2 ... Whatever

[MazinShots]

*sigghhhssss*

Whats the point of life?

*Opens up world save*

Switches Lever

Goodbye randomly generated world....

BOOM!

[TheSysmt]

But can you build a dirt house?

[protocolftw]

omg thats good as im gonna try that

[MrHEFFNEN]

nice is all that came to mind

[MrHEFFNEN]

nice is all that came to mind

[TehEpicpixelz]

ya know the cavemen of mine craft used something like this but i forget what its called... oh ya! bucket and lava

[KrouchKauai]

OR, jump in the water and drown

[TheSoldierCore]

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

[soylalegion]

Oh yeah? I jumped off a cliff!

[AirTrackerGAMES]

LOL nice xD

[3rl0y]

minecraft: Even good for emo kids!

[smileyking96]

I think I just saw fry and bender!

[ShimmyMiestro]

sad fared

[CreeperzKO]

dude that pretty sick

[RockOnPeanutButter]

Cool

[donspew]

Very cool suicide machine 

[MultiMat56]

I actualy thought that it was gonna blow the stand to hong kong!!!

[ShootingActionFan12]

lol i thought you were gonna explode but fell then pause to guess what was gonna happen next but my answer was sand falling

[Turtletvcom]

lol i tried to click respawn

[MrCiderbird]

Cool

[Technoobzdotcom]

lol that's funny...

[NukeBunny]

Sometimes the ever anoyance of Creepers can be too much for one person.

[TheJason3816]

Can you please give us save?

[TheGwolo]

@TheJason3816 sorry to say but I've lost this save a long time ago... I suppose I could make a vid about constructing a new one if you'd like

[TheJason3816]

@TheGwolo YES

[nafaka12]

@TheGwolo 22 likes dude , do it!

[TheGwolo]

@nafaka12 already did, check my vids

[TheGwolo]

@TheJason3816 Alright, I've made a new video, its not exactly the same since I didnt bother to record making a huge pit and giving it obsidian walls but same idea.

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[sonicasis100]

Nice.

[sonicasis100]

Oh wow man.

[jetzullu]

wow thats amazing u put obsidian at the bottom right

[TheGwolo]

@jetzullu yeah, I think it took about 1 stack(64) of it 1 layer above bedrock. I just wanted to make sure that the TNT didnt blow away the walls.

[TheMinecraftMoose]

This should be built on every server, and when a griefer is found the admin can host a sort of public "hanging". Thumbs up if you agree.

[Ekrocker47]

BRILLIANT!

[ExspresNicoBellic]

Каким надо быть дебилом чтобы так сделать?

[Brionian101]

@ExspresNicoBellic does anybody speak Russian? LOL

[ExspresNicoBellic]

Каким надо быть дебилом чтобы так сделать?

[luisStarBreaker]

very cool

[latinonightmare]

Hello John I want to play a game

[joker199614]

i wish i had money 4 the game

[ShadowWesley69]

Haha nice!!!

[williewest10]

I have a suicide machine of my own: here's a pig, here's a saddle, there's a cliff, you know what to do.

[metalsk8r123]

@williewest10 tht doesnt actualy kill you just the pig

[lTheeMCl]

That's an awesome set up, very nice! Reminds me of a guillotine, only 10x as awesome.

[dudutxsful]

The best suicide way is Turn on a TNT and jump upon it.

[TheQtuber]

that was possibly the simplest yet greatest ideas since Etho's 4 door mob trap.

[akimboP90]

Wow... I can't believe I actually tried to click respawn

[TheMaximisch]

@akimboP90 Yeah its like a human instinct :D

[jemoederjaXD]

@akimboP90 haha me 2 ;)

[bloodspilla2008]

@akimboP90

i tried to click respawn as well lmfao

[DiamondCyclone]

There should've been more TNT.

[TheJason3816]

Its official, I am buying this game!

[metalsk8r123]

@TheJason3816 so over everything on youtube about minecraft... this was what purswaded you to buy it?

[TheJason3816]

@metalsk8r123 I just heard about minecraft, watched video's and the last thing I wanted to know is how to build gallows! 

[MrxSuicideXSilencex]

@TheJason3816 Ewwww don't buy it! illegally download it!!

[lucasdrank1993]

@MrxSuicideXSilencex Woot, don't illegaly download! if you buy it, you will get ALL the sounds, you can have your own skin and much more! if you don't, its SOO CRAPPY,

[Jappeke007]

@lucasdrank1993 Lol you get all the sounds, and who the f cares about skins anyways?

[wolfkingewan]

@TheJason3816 its official your stupid, its official go to piratebay!

[TheJason3816]

@wolfkingewan How am I stupid for legally getting the game?

[bristles1000]

minecraft suicide.... one single lava block

[cory18011801]

@bristles1000

But that is too easy isn't it?

[bristles1000]

@cory18011801 maybe... or you could beuild a deep pit with a ladder, stairs and doors to break down so you could jump in da lava

[MineralWellsAirsoft]

@bristles1000 that or a pit with creepers

[mortl8324]

You should put sand or gravel over the tnt, so its more hidden

[samXshotz]

Green Penis to you!