The Mudbrooker's modest proposal

[guitarfuckist]

I did worse than I thought I would on the test. I got 89.

[hopelessone15]

I looked at the test and found the answer for "69. What did the Emancipation Declaration do?" to be "Freed many slaves" which was true only on paper. All it did was free slaves in the Confederacy (i.e. the area the Union had no control over.) It did nothing for the slaves in the Union. The real freer of the slaves was the 13th Amendment.

[comslave]

Respond to this video...

Soooo... you want to eat the stupid and whore out your daughter to congressmen. Well, I do have a problem with eating the stupid in that it causes the human equivalent of mad cow disease. You daughter is another question.

[OldSchoolSkill]

Eating the stupid might help, however we would still have causes of stupidity: TV, sports, churches, Fox news. And they're tough.

I say we eat the rich! They are more tender because of lifetimes of not working, like Kobe beef! They are defenseless without body-guards, so they are easy-pickin's. They have a rich flavor from all the fancy dinners they eat and fine wine they drink.

You can educate some people, but you can't fix greed without fixing the greedy.

Eat the rich instead! ;-)

[TheMudbrooker]

@OldSchoolSkill Maybe we could do both, the stupid for everyday consumption and a premium line of rich folks meat for special occasions.

[ddimensoes]

Hey, your "Torture Kids for Jesus" is not available in my country (Germany). Wonder why?

[Otokogoroshi]

Humans aren't very nutritious... :(

[TheMudbrooker]

@Otokogoroshi Maybe with a nice side salad and some potatoes?

[hunga224]

Question 11 has the wrong answer.

[irreverentreverend]

Personally, I don't recommend eating the stupid. They are tasteless and lack substance.

[saxmanchiro]

Ah, just like Soilent Green, recycle recycle recycle.

[TheMudbrooker]

"recycle, recycle, recycle"

Good thinking, just because the stupid are a vast resource that's no excuse to be wasteful.

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Don't forget the fava beans.

[TheMudbrooker]

I was gonna say to have him bring some fava beans too, but I just couldn't recommend something I don't much care for myself. : )

[treon123456]

@DonQuixotedeKaw ...AND A NICE CIANTI!

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Excellent!

[TheMudbrooker]

Thanks Claire. It seemed a natural fit for Miz Beulah's business. I hear the flavor of the meat is very simular, so Beulah's recipes would need little if any adjustment

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

I'll bring the sauce and slaw.

[Dwicker64]

Ignorance is bliss and so is religion. Most people that are all for the war in Iraq couldn't even find the country on a map.

[TheMudbrooker]

Ignorance and religion go hand in hand, you get rid of one, the other goes away pretty quickly.