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  • Why don't we all team up and get the muslims?

  • that is a great advice dont eat bats why didn't anyone tell me i didn't knew that did anmyone ?????????????

    the earth has for corners u fucking sick stupid son of a bitch asshole non schooled crapy faceless dick and tits

  • LOL WHEN HE STARTED BURNING THE BATMAN COMICS

  • It's sad that it took me so long to figure out if you we're joking or not.

  • don ihave to kill brian griffin

  • Sorry for lashing out but I didn't know u werent serious at first..... Thought u were a super retarded Christian

  • nothing makes people atheists faster than reading the bible, i salute you fellow atheist

  • What i think is the funniest and most ironic, is that all of these "lets hate on atheists" are all christians. you dont see a buddhist (sorry if i spelled it wrong) telling ppl they r wrong, you dont see an islamic man telling atheist is stupid

  • @griffindean88 oops lol, i thought you were serious for a sec, then i saw the ending

  • no one can prove what does and doesn't exist. that goes for anything that has ever "existed", including ourselves. for all we know, we could be in the mind of someone else.

  • are you retarded?

  • by that logic angels must be birds to

  • You people are so fucking confused ! WTF is this , where are the simple people that once lived happily and didn't question so much? Now are only smartasses who have something to say , they think they have the world by the balls an everything right by talking about something NOBODY KNOWS.You people are not stupid because you believe or dont , you are all stupid for fighting eachother about it.

  • @XESTBESTX

    Your right lets not question anything, anymore and live happily. Good thing someone questioned Hitler though is it not? I do not have blonde hair and blue eyes so somewere my lineage would of been wipped out. So next time there are evil people in the world doing something lets just mind our own buisness and not question it. Wow look over there that dictator has a nuke pointed right at our front yard. If we bury our heads in the sand nothing bad can happen.

  • 2:08 oh... sh*t.F*ck what I said. Hello fellow atheist!

  • Lets kill all the ignorant, religious zealots who can't make any intelligible argument for their cause.

  • @Kriegtime101 aren't you a rational person advocating the murder of people you view as intellectually inferior

  • Because birds have fur, mammary glands, and give birth to live young, yes this makes bats birds. Just so you know animals don't read the bible, how could they know anything is wrong? Lets kill all the bats in the world because they don't read scripture!!!!!!

  • If your way of proving the bible is true is by saying you can "see" god all around you, honestly, how do you assume an invisible floating friend with no body made it instead of evolution?! I see how evolution could possibly not be true, but the alternative solution is impossible

  • Good one. 1..2..3....4 corners. I knew it was a joke

  • lmao *with tears in my eyes *

  • are you mad ?

  • what i said was i think religion is wrong :D

  • Troll much, right? :D

  • SHAME ON YOU!!! BURNING BATMAN COMICS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??????

  • Got to the part where you're trying to prove that a bat is a bird, and I was like, "Dear fucking ugh...no. You are clearly dumb. WTF."

  • @AtheistSammie It's sarcasm:D

  • Awesome, dude.

    Hail Norway, btw. Best country on this planet, in deed.

    Greetings from germany, friend.

  • To the Jihad!!

  • Oh you Nords.

    This video fucking ruled.

  • GOD is AWESOME!

  • I get how this gets dislikes. I would have disliked based on the first 30 seconds too, but then i read the description and found the rest of this hilarious!

  • An airplane has wings and it can fly by itself using autopilot...duhh of course its a bird

  • science and religion are friends not enemies, you need both to achieve over diseases, and many other problems

  • @101CommanderWarfare Sorry, but praying doesn't really heal anyone.

  • @101CommanderWarfare

    Hahaha! Science and religion are friends!!! Ahahah!!!

    That's a good one, man! I'm nearly crying!

  • 0:23 best face ever, and this vid is great!

  • praise american jesus

  • You're fucking nuts!

  • HAHAHAHA this is hilarious... Science wins again... I just can't wait for natural selection to end the religion debate :)

  • you sound mad serious and i though your were not joiking until i saw the comments

  • Jk, i thought it was serious :p My bad<3

  • LMFAO XD Bro, i can't breathe.! Fucking ignorant asshole.

  • lol i almost thought yuo were srious

  • I really think people are commenting before watching this thoroughly.

    It's CLEARLY sarcasm. Heh, & he's good at it, because he has a lot of people fooled!

    He is making fun of Bible belief over scientific evidence.

    If you check out his profile, you will see he KNOWS evolution is TRUTH.

    ~secular humanist~

  • 3/10

  • Religious people can be as much agressive as they are stupid. And thats dangerous cause they are really, and i mean really stupid.

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  • I, am atheist. And you are a fucked up guy.

  • @jillyrocks3 you know he's being sarcastic right?

  • dude i cant believe what i heard....this was the absolutely most absolutely fucked up god damn mother fucking stupid ass thing that i have ever heard anyone say.....u just gave evidence of how god and the bible which isnt fact at all is all bull shit the world is spherical bats are not birds....go fucking die...u psycho jesus fuck......

  • @animemetalfreak1

    ?? He's not a Jesus freak...he's the opposite...

    He's making fun of people believing the Bible instead of scientific evidence as truth.

    He's pretty good at pulling off sarcasm. Heh.

  • Killing is a sin hahaha

  • haha where did god come from? i wanna see your answer to that. and why are all god believers loosers.

  • ILLL FUCKIN CUT U UP INTO PIECES CUNT, TRY KILL ME ILL FINISH YOU OZ

  • @PerthActorsComedians

    OMG....he's making fun of Bible pushers....not truly saying atheists should die.

    He is just JOKING. If you go to his channel profile...you'll see he is not a believer. He knows evolution as TRUTH. He's making fun of people accepting the Bible as truth instead of scientific fact. That's why he points out that there are 4 corners on a pentagon drawn out. Check out his profile.

  • PEOPLE! There is NO PROOF that God exists! Christianity was created for power and money by emperors. Even the Crusaders said, that Jesus Christ was a rich prince with an illegal wife.

  • @GamesGeo how do you know that do you have any proof that he doesnt hmmmm im no sure thatyouare correct!

  • @GamesGeo Well, maybe jesus isnt real there are so many unexplained things. Why are scientists assuming things even if they werent there millions of years ago aka "big bang theory" they're now even doubting the meteors that killed the dinos i mean its almost impossible that we're smart enough to have instincts and feelings i mean how the hell did we came to be oh yea the apes how about the apes? The dinos? and the dinos? and so on

  • @GamesGeo Agree to that one!!!

  • @GamesGeo People there is proof that God exists.

  • unless your an aitheist you should shut up you cunt

  • If he's not joking... than... I don't even know what to say..

  • the bible was written 200 years after jesus FACT

    people can choose to believe in god FACT

    your a prick FACT

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  • and I think historically religion has done its part on "let's kill all the non-believers" very peaceful bunch of people. God must love us very much to want to make us murder one another <3 I love you too Jesus, Allah, and Vishnu! <- not being religiously discriminatory to the other faiths like some churchs/religious people do.

  • Woah stop ya right there "critical thinkers..." right off the bat saying "I've been trying to find things in the holy book that can prove god and disprove science" does this person know the definition of critical thinking? Reason enough to not even humor this video by watching past fifteen seconds after that laugh.

  • hes not joking, hes telling the truth, many fundamentalist christians believe this shit, all i can say is, bats dont lay eggs, some sharks dont lay eggs, bats are (apparently) birds, so some sharks are birds, but sharks are fish, so all fish are birds, except for flying fish?

  • @woodesroger

    He is JOKING. If you go to his channel profile...you'll see he is not a believer. He knows evolution as TRUTH. He's making fun of people accepting the Bible as truth instead of scientific fact. That's why he points out that there are 4 corners on a pentagon drawn out. Check out his profile.

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  • fuck u all ... i'm atheists there is no god there is only human

  • @mrkingovhell *cough* cats dogs birds snakes snails ant spiders elephants sharks dolphins giraffes... i could go on all day.

  • @mrkingovhell and humans created Gods we are all just an anomaly of an eventuality. The anomaly being the universe and the eventuality being the creation of that universe. -plays alien music in background wearing aluminum foil hat- 0.0

  • How can people be so stupid and not realize this is a piss take? The clue is in the title "Atheists are wrong - let's kill them!!"

    LOL - Really clever mate hahahaha 10/10.

  • That world map doesn't include New Zealand...

  • i thought the world was round! D=

  • Ha-ha, I got it. You are only pretending to be a Christian, right? I mean it's a gag right? I was concerned at first, but I finally got the joke :D The Accent thing is great, too; you have tallent!

  • wow athiest r stupid and ignorant

  • Hahaha, I am laughing my ass off at the comments on this video. How can people even think you're being serious... Thanks for the vid.

  • For those who can't tell, he's being sarcastic. He's pointing out the stupidity of Christianity and the Bible.

  • @Illevia

    Wow really?he only says his imaginary friend at the start of this failed vid lol.

  • @SHOCCTROOP

    It is pretty obvious, but some people think he's being serious. :P

  • You fascist bastard

  • What a poor deluded individual - I do hope he gets the mental treatment he so desperately needs. that is one way of looking at it but of course - He really is laughing at all the folk who don't see this is just one big wind up. Go back to his "four corners of the world bit" Yea!

  • This guy's fucking amazing, you morons can't detect sarcasm. At all. It's really sad.

  • oh look at all the retards that don't know what sarcasm is...

  • lets kill you and your moron friends

  • its not different animals mating its developing in the enviroment like black people got used to the sun unlike the white men, generation after generation the body develops a way to survive, that buttsex thing was totally stolen from southpark

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  • "Throw some more batman comics on it".haha

  • bahahaha...the fire video got me laughing

  • im an atheist and i understand the point of the video but im not sure if the knew the difference between mammals and birds or if they had even started calling things mammals.

  • Brilliant.... and hilarious. Thank you.

  • you got to tell me is this a joke

    your ether a hilarious jokester-if so i will subscribe or an idoit - if so i will laugh forever

  • You're so foolish, and incorrect that it made me fall over laughing, so thank you for that. Although I must admit that I cannot be sure if you are serious, or just being satirical.... >_>

  • If god created light as the first thing he did, then the earth, then the sun, where did the fucking light come from in the first place?

  • LOL awesomeeee :D

  • Seriously though, imagine the time and effort those ancient scholars put into actually inventing and writing all that stuff in the bible...... i mean, they had to cover every single topic out there through invented examples of history or general rules, so as to keep the barbarians away from their livestock. And those savages would kill you before you could even show them the book, y'know? Hard times, man. Hard times.

  • haha that was funny.

    I was kinda worried until the "4 corners" thing :D

  • I am so glad this video is classified as comedy...

  • I really hope this is a joke. Otherwise, I have no words to describe how incredibly stupid you are...

  • It's classified as Comedy...

  • Clearly your not a very good christian if your claiming you want to kill atheists. Won't that mean you'll go straight to hell where satan will poke your boney ass with a flaming pitchfork while his minions flay you for the rest of eternity?

  • @Blackemperess I hope this was a joke vid by the way, I really do. It's impossible to take seriously otherwise. XD

  • god damn it i hope he doesnt think hes right

  • @Metaldrummertwelve its obviosly a joke...

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  • at first I was like tf... but damn that really was hilarious.

  • lmao hahahaha thats ur big  bag of proof? u call bats birds and say the earth is flat lol fuckin retards all of ya

  • @1theworldsbest The real retard is the one who wouldn't know a satire if it slapped him in the face.

  • i dont know whether he's on the atheists side or the christian but all i know is this was fucking funny xD

  • @Theologikos You call you self a Christian talking about killing people. I thought the BIBLE told you to love people no matter what. CONTRADICTION. God does not exsist. WoW, That was Easy NEXT. CHECKMATE ✔

  • You can believe whatever you like, if you end up in heaven or hell, you will have eternal life either way.

  • What do bats taste like?

  • norwegian trolling for the win

  • This is excellent. "Bats are the scary result of birds having butt-sex with a mouse." LMAO

    1, 2, 3, 4, 4.

    EXACTLY FOUR CORNERS!

  • <3

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  • God, you better be kidding...

  • @oogabooga341 You better be kidding...

  • He's joking -.-

    Get this to the top to spoil it for the retards

  • lol the funny thing is that almost everything in the bible can be proven wrong with science

  • Biggest oxymoron, critical thinking bible reader.

  • the world is not fucking flat

  • bats are frickin awesome! and burning books or comic books is really screwed up

  • lololololololololololollololol­ololololololol you rare hilarious!!!!!!!!!!1111

  • that was the funniest retard ive seen yet

  • you are a fucken moron

  • For a second I thought this was real, oh thank science! (c wut i did thar)

  • Hahaha epic sarcasm! Btw if any christians do try and kill us they would only have their fist while we have technology ^^

  • lmao, Love the sarcasm! Brilliant

    

  • How do you disprove science! :I

  • your an idiot

    

  • Bats are not birds, bats are mammals and mammals do not lay eggs

  • I didn't watch this video. I simply clicked on it so i can flag it. The title is offensive, and highly inappropriate. It is vulgar, and implying bodily harm should be done to me, and to all of my fellow Atheists. I hope you understand that you are an arrogant, inconsiderate human being. Good day, Ma'am.

  • @00DarkMentality00 You could at least read the description. >.>

  • That was funny. Well done xD

  • Bats are actually advantageous to the environment. They eat mosquitoes which spread diseases such as malaria. They also control populations of beetles, moths and locusts. Bats also help pollinate plants.

  • I believe in Karma.

  • Most atheists and satanists believe that God has abandoned them. Instead of hating them, let's help them, love them, and pray for them.

  • @uniqueeccentric as an atheist i completely disagree with that statement.

  • @NickBFTD as an atheist as he said, you can only disagree and say no to eveything! you can't prove anything :D

  • @jobin9891 Neither can believers in god so the

    argument is pointless.

    Although science doesn't contradict it's self like the bible and other religious texts, so I guess atheism is a more reliable belief then god.

  • @uniqueeccentric Go play missionaire in Africa.

  • @uniqueeccentric

    Actually, if anything, WE have abandoned "God".

  • @uniqueeccentric God never abandoned me< I never knew about your crazy ass religion until I move to the city at 20. See I come from a place where superstition doesn't dictate the affluence in my existence. My parents were intellectuals, a professor and an engineer people of rational thought. We didn't hold hands at the dinner table to make sure we love one another. I had a happy home and god never stepped foot in it, so pray for yourself worry about YOUR LIFE, we don't need your help.

  • @uniqueeccentric LOLOLOLOLOL! that is halarious

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  • stop after you said disprove science. why dont you disprove theory of gravity and just float the fuck away?

  • Oh man,i laughed my ass off...Well done good sir,well done.....

  • cool video bro

  • 4 corners of the world? I counted 5 going by his image!

  • you believe that bat's are one of gods creations but, you still think that they are bad creatures

    the bible says that no one should commit murder but yet most people have died of the name of god than for any other reason.

  • You all claim to post intelligent and formulated arguments and comments, criticizing this guy on his warped views, but please...

    Read the description.

  • Bats are not birds dumbass. They are mammals, just like you and me. The thing that proves this is that mammals give birth to live, breathing off spring, birds lay eggs.

  • Probably the most pathetic title on a youtube video i have ever seen. Im on youtube everyday for about 4 hours.. Thats saying something. However, Im an avid believer of God himself but i can honestly say you alone have given me second thoughts. First off, you approached the topic completely wrong. Your obscure and annoying to some degree. Secondly, you using a bat in contrast to a bird is bad education enough but then you use the word "duh". My unborn child has grown more maturity than you.

  • @Jnavar92 thats impossible sir, your unborn sun is not even mature XDDD

  • @PsychoMaTiic Hahahaha exactly my point :)

  • a bird is distinguished by feathers, beak, and lay eggs, bats arent birds, when the bible was made they had no idea what defined a bird besides it can fly, so its a bird. no, bats arent birds, they have fur, they have mouthes not beaks, and they give birth. plus you proved nothing mainly because you are basing every argument or point you are trying to make on a book that was writen hundreds of years ago, when we have modern day science to bake up or theories and fact, u have an old book. moron.

  • Very funny, Christians can always say that you're interpreting the Bible wrongly.

    E.g.

    1. The bible doesn't classified animals how we do. So what was meant by birds in the bible are flying animals.

    2. The "four corners" can be just a manner of speaking, as it is still used today.

    3. The bible wrote the "world" not the "whole world". World alone could simply mean, the "known world".

    But nice video though! Like the sarcasm.