Atheists are wrong - lets kill them!!!

[Blackemperess]

Clearly your not a very good christian if your claiming you want to kill atheists. Won't that mean you'll go straight to hell where satan will poke your boney ass with a flaming pitchfork while his minions flay you for the rest of eternity?

[Blackemperess]

@Blackemperess I hope this was a joke vid by the way, I really do. It's impossible to take seriously otherwise. XD

[Metaldrummertwelve]

god damn it i hope he doesnt think hes right

[ladev91]

@Metaldrummertwelve its obviosly a joke...

[Charizard1918]

at first I was like tf... but damn that really was hilarious.

[1theworldsbest]

lmao hahahaha thats ur big bag of proof? u call bats birds and say the earth is flat lol fuckin retards all of ya

[ZeldainPark]

@1theworldsbest The real retard is the one who wouldn't know a satire if it slapped him in the face.

[Leoashblade]

i dont know whether he's on the atheists side or the christian but all i know is this was fucking funny xD

[Deandrelwsn1]

@Theologikos You call you self a Christian talking about killing people. I thought the BIBLE told you to love people no matter what. CONTRADICTION. God does not exsist. WoW, That was Easy NEXT. CHECKMATE ✔

[Timothy3221]

You can believe whatever you like, if you end up in heaven or hell, you will have eternal life either way.

[lethalsub]

What do bats taste like?

[RockBabeKiller]

norwegian trolling for the win

[mrmagicwaffles]

This is excellent. "Bats are the scary result of birds having butt-sex with a mouse." LMAO

1, 2, 3, 4, 4.

EXACTLY FOUR CORNERS!

[cometothesabbat]

<3

[oogabooga341]

God, you better be kidding...

[cometothesabbat]

@oogabooga341 You better be kidding...

[aartbastiaan22]

He's joking -.-

Get this to the top to spoil it for the retards

[m0nkeyk1ng1337]

lol the funny thing is that almost everything in the bible can be proven wrong with science

[TheQjd]

Biggest oxymoron, critical thinking bible reader.

[xXRandomist237Xx]

the world is not fucking flat

[xXRandomist237Xx]

bats are frickin awesome! and burning books or comic books is really screwed up

[xXRandomist237Xx]

lololololololololololollololol­ololololololol you rare hilarious!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Ghirdorah]

that was the funniest retard ive seen yet

[shanenoo]

you are a fucken moron

[PokeZelda6664]

For a second I thought this was real, oh thank science! (c wut i did thar)

[MLGHaloKid]

Hahaha epic sarcasm! Btw if any christians do try and kill us they would only have their fist while we have technology ^^

[Dezrath]

lmao, Love the sarcasm! Brilliant

[deusatiam]

How do you disprove science! :I

[thelameist]

your an idiot



[TheKnives777]

Bats are not birds, bats are mammals and mammals do not lay eggs

[00DarkMentality00]

I didn't watch this video. I simply clicked on it so i can flag it. The title is offensive, and highly inappropriate. It is vulgar, and implying bodily harm should be done to me, and to all of my fellow Atheists. I hope you understand that you are an arrogant, inconsiderate human being. Good day, Ma'am.

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

@00DarkMentality00 You could at least read the description. >.>

[GullyBareNinja]

That was funny. Well done xD

[Yagutah]

Bats are actually advantageous to the environment. They eat mosquitoes which spread diseases such as malaria. They also control populations of beetles, moths and locusts. Bats also help pollinate plants.

[GamerFollower]

I believe in Karma.

[uniqueeccentric]

Most atheists and satanists believe that God has abandoned them. Instead of hating them, let's help them, love them, and pray for them.

[NickBFTD]

@uniqueeccentric as an atheist i completely disagree with that statement.

[MrGatonegroish]

@uniqueeccentric Go play missionaire in Africa.

[codexnecrogeddon]

@uniqueeccentric

Actually, if anything, WE have abandoned "God".

[TheKnives777]

@uniqueeccentric God never abandoned me< I never knew about your crazy ass religion until I move to the city at 20. See I come from a place where superstition doesn't dictate the affluence in my existence. My parents were intellectuals, a professor and an engineer people of rational thought. We didn't hold hands at the dinner table to make sure we love one another. I had a happy home and god never stepped foot in it, so pray for yourself worry about YOUR LIFE, we don't need your help. 

[rokas1899]

stop after you said disprove science. why dont you disprove theory of gravity and just float the fuck away?

[odiriuss]

Oh man,i laughed my ass off...Well done good sir,well done.....

[mimosveta]

cool video bro

[madmurdock83]

4 corners of the world? I counted 5 going by his image!

[thelameist]

you believe that bat's are one of gods creations but, you still think that they are bad creatures

the bible says that no one should commit murder but yet most people have died of the name of god than for any other reason.

[Abortionshouldbefree]

You all claim to post intelligent and formulated arguments and comments, criticizing this guy on his warped views, but please...

Read the description.

[ProjectBM6]

Bats are not birds dumbass. They are mammals, just like you and me. The thing that proves this is that mammals give birth to live, breathing off spring, birds lay eggs.

[Jnavar92]

Probably the most pathetic title on a youtube video i have ever seen. Im on youtube everyday for about 4 hours.. Thats saying something. However, Im an avid believer of God himself but i can honestly say you alone have given me second thoughts. First off, you approached the topic completely wrong. Your obscure and annoying to some degree. Secondly, you using a bat in contrast to a bird is bad education enough but then you use the word "duh". My unborn child has grown more maturity than you.

[PsychoMaTiic]

@Jnavar92 thats impossible sir, your unborn sun is not even mature XDDD

[Jnavar92]

@PsychoMaTiic Hahahaha exactly my point :)

[darkheart132435]

a bird is distinguished by feathers, beak, and lay eggs, bats arent birds, when the bible was made they had no idea what defined a bird besides it can fly, so its a bird. no, bats arent birds, they have fur, they have mouthes not beaks, and they give birth. plus you proved nothing mainly because you are basing every argument or point you are trying to make on a book that was writen hundreds of years ago, when we have modern day science to bake up or theories and fact, u have an old book. moron.

[ZirthDrince]

Very funny, Christians can always say that you're interpreting the Bible wrongly.

E.g.

1. The bible doesn't classified animals how we do. So what was meant by birds in the bible are flying animals.

2. The "four corners" can be just a manner of speaking, as it is still used today.

3. The bible wrote the "world" not the "whole world". World alone could simply mean, the "known world".

But nice video though! Like the sarcasm.

[kiwiboy611]

uneducated idiot

[PsychoMaTiic]

@kiwiboy611 SINNER!!! XDDD

[Metalpaved]

apparently you dont understand the classification of a mammal.

[Metalpaved]

@Metalpaved ooooo your being sarcastic (=. you had me going for a while there my friend.

[mikefulcher03AUG2000]

If you think that book that has been wrongly translated multiple times from multiple languages and even changed purposely by some who ordered a rewriting is anywhere near the truth, you should rethink your life. Evolution can be found today. Here is a good one that you might even take part in if you ever had a flu shot. Viral evolution. A vaccine is released then a few weeks later it doesn't work so well or at all, the virus evolved. Look it up. That's just one proof of evolution.

[dreamscometrue30989]

"Throw some more Batman comics on it" haha

[jaywock]

"BATS ARE A RESULT OF A BIRD HAVING BUTT SEX WITH A MOUSE........OR SOMETHING"

Good stuff Maynard......

[booyalakasha1]

Fucking BRAVO my weird accented friend... Keep smacking them nails square on the head.

[kicknbazz1615]

a bat is actually a product of evolution.

[ShirleyAndTimST]

@Caublasian1 Judging by your incorrect grammar, you haven't even read ONE verse. And cussing makes you sound ignorant and just plain dumb

[AnotherAnonymous81]

Some people should never breed. Like this guy!

[Venomine95]

AMEN DUDE! lolz

[2010Jakeypoo]

Wish I was Swedish lolololol.

[breakingsincity]

This is a joke, right?

[DomesofDoom]

@breakingsincity he's satirical, so yes he is joking :D.

But he reads the things some religious fundamentalist are saying and thinking..

[aradamichaels]

@breakingsincity Category:

Comedy

Tags:

Atheist Atheism Stupid Holy Bible God Jesus Religion screwdriver

Yes it is.

[ranpo677]

While were at it lets kill whites gays mexicans russians jews etc. HATE HATE HATE

[youngmillionaire42]

@ranpo677 Whites? You must be black.

[MrMikehunt87]

Why should atheists be killed?, i myself am an atheist. but you do not see me going around trying to disprove you believe in. i couldn't give two fucks what your religion is

I'm sure the holy bible holds every answer to every question in your life though, including what to have for breakfast, what hitlers favorite nursery ryhme was and how to get your own head out of your ass and realise that its ok to have different beliefs

[cptorangutang2]

@MrMikehunt87 read the description silly, its a joke

[Caublasian1]

@MrMikehunt87 2012 and ppl still can't seem to realize

the bible is just bullshit..bats are birds?

Earth is flat? wtf. sounds like shit too me.

Well..guess im goin to hell for that shit :/

[TheDogScout]

NORWAY FTW (i saw the flag)

[psycotria]

Atheism IS NOT a religion.

It simply means "without Belief".

It has no dogma, clergy, holy days, customs, rules, etc.

Check out @AronRa 's " 5th Foundational Falsehood of Creationism ".

[InuShonen]

lol why is screwdriver a tag?

[freshnaked]

I r

[junitono1]

Ok, I laughed.

[Varyiel]

The comments on this page leave me at somewhat of a loss. It appears that a lot of people either cannot see the satirical nature of this video, or are attempting to copy the satire through text. Irony is rather hard to convey through text, so you usually shouldn't even attempt it, and if you cannot see the satire in this video then I have some shocking news for you - Santa and the Toothfairy are not real *dramatic pause*! See what I did there?

[x313xify]

I'm sure your God is proud that you want to kill people that he supposedly created. All you bible thumper's are fucked up in the head.

[AdiG1]

@x313xify Dude! It's a JOKE video! He's making fun of extremists that lurk within a religion.

[x313xify]

@AdiG1 Yeah I know. I thought Id just put my two sense in.

[7276violet]

I lol at your prayer! Nice! Simply agree! I shall try reading the bible again

[daves106]

Good vid,Very funny I laughed at the four corners lol

[xXEpicOwnageXx]

Guys, read the tags lol

[RHProductionsII]

@xXEpicOwnageXx wow xD

[Kaaxe]

if you're an atheist... then you have no religion.

[Oxyhawk]

@Kaaxe No, religion is a community based on beliefs and its the same with the atheist community.. so atheism is infact a religion

[Kaaxe]

@Oxyhawk It's not defined as a religion. Atheism is the absence of belief. A common misunderstanding.

[kalamimau]

Bats are'nt nasty.

[79AZLotus]

PS @motorheadbanger90 I'm pretty sure Theologikos is one of the best comedians we've never heard of. This guy seriously needs his own comedy special on HBO.

[79AZLotus]

Holy Shit!! This is easily one of the funniest videos I've seen on youtube ever! @ Theologikos, thank you for this! I appreciate it more than you know!

[dodyis1]

lol i know just a comment for those who beieved i was serious good job falling for it though

[xandercolin]

This video was a joke, look in the video description. "Irony" "Sarcasm" And a plea for fundamentalist christians not to watch this because it will give them more stupid ideas o.o' Good job mate =)

[dodyis1]

if only any of this shit matters. look u sounded so stupid how can the earth be flat and have four corners when in fact we have pics from motherfuckin outerspace oh bats dont have feathers and mammals dont have feathers either which would classify bats to be mammals put ur computer to use and look at some science dumbass

[motorheadbanger90]

I think it should be pointed out, your "map of the world" had five corners. And if you truly believe the world is flat and a book written by desert wanderers almost 2000 years ago who had no knowlege of what a germ, or an atom was or even knew where the sun went at night to be absolute certainty, you should reevaluate your sex life

[jampants09]

yes! kill all that dont believe!! its the christian way!!!

you little vneck sweater pussy

[SomeAnimeOtaku]

Bats are the scary result of a bird having buttsex with a mouse or something.. olololol you're hilarious man xD

[Sora657]

XD Critical thinking bible readers.

[Crazycat7121]

Hahaha excellent joke, very funny. XD

[straylynx]

I got one word to answer the Leviticus bullshit: Liger.

[RAMB0IV]

The author of this video seems to believe that science has proved that God doesn't exist. He's wrong.

But in my opinion this entire discussion is useless. Even if science would prove one day that the universe doesn't require a God, it still wouldn't prove anything about God. The believers could still say that God constructed the universe so He could rest or something.

Disproving God is an impossible task, proving that He does exist is plausible.

[werewolfmaster2]

Ha ha ha, flott satire ;P

[blekkster]

lol i thought this was legit. i was getting ready to debate

[ViperoTV]

What has more proof? Science? Or the bible?

[HorseSlabsRare]

lol, awesome video. 

[ToddSabina123]

haha find it funny how people are taking this guy seriously... it's a fucking joke everyone, take a chill pill!!!

[steelwolf411]

i see one problem if your so called "god" is actuallu there then why did it allow the thermonuclear weapons for our destruction of our planet and several others

[nazanruzie]

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[jennayrubay]

The earth has one, two, three........four corners

[MrStraffle]

Brilliant satire, my friend!

[ilsamc]

Guys, this is a joke!!! He's obviously making fun of Christianity! XD

[axisofinfinity]

sad thing is some people are actually like this...

[MegaGky]

how can you be so certain. i mean i how can you be sure thay bible is sent by the 'god'

[loneswordsman1]

2 words FUCK YOU

[MrFU82]

Haha. Thats pretty funny. But it is a bit sad that the irony goes above the heads of so many :S

[ZerOwAffLeS]

lol......

[NilSatis1983]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[Qratorr]

Jævli bra bro!! hehe =P

[Johnntyler]

lol, you are sexy and smart ;)

[MaxwellRandomly]

this is brilliant.

[chemicalBR0]

this is satire right?

i actually believed you were serious until the map part :)

[CHRLPTRSN]

Seems legit.

[javelinstark]

wait if a rodent and a bird can create a bat. why havent we created man-bear-pig yet?

[javelinstark]

bats have wings therefore bats=birds?

thats like saying rabbits have feet therefore rabbits=dogs.

[Squirttleturtle91]

the bible is a fucking book!! it's not like god wrote it! why do people believe everything it says?!?!

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

1) You said disprove science. Do you mean ALL of science? You're irrational.

2) I'm not going to lie: my first reaction to this video was hysterical laughter.

[NarbKiller]

If this is a joke it's hilarious xD If not then...seek help.

[HorseSlabsRare]

@NarbKiller lol

[IndulgingExistence]

@NarbKiller Ya this guy's a savant when it comes to trolling... to bad he's gotten tired of it. :(

[zygi22]

@NarbKiller did you read the video description ?

[jessicalilac]

LMAO XD

[iLoveWetMoms]

fucking bible dwellers

[spasmaticness045]

Unfortunately, bats have completely different DNA from either mice or birds, and buttsex cannot create offspring. And, that map most certainly has 5 corners. AND, i'm about 110% sure that "thou shalt not kill" is one of the 7 deadly sins. Also, i'm about 105% sure the bible says love your neighbor and your enemy, and i'm pretty sure that applies to BELIEFS as well as other enemies. You really ought to RESEARCH critics on the Bible AND Science before you go saying that all atheists ought to die.

[HackersRUs]

@spasmaticness045 Umm...are you trolling? I can't tell.

[oeeliyam]

@HackersRUs he is norweigan...



[spasmaticness045]

@HackersRUs no, i have a friend posting a very informative atheism vlog, and i saw he liked this, and the title was interesting so i decided i ought to view something which opposes my personal opinion as well.I suppose you could call it gaining multiple perspectives

[Wallabee01]

@spasmaticness045 I'm pretty sure he thinks this video is real and not sarcastic as can be

[spasmaticness045]

@Wallabee01 Doesn't matter. He, unfortunately, sounds uneducated, which in turn causes his argument to lose credibility, so he won't be taken seriously in present society.

[519monsta]

The corners bit killed me. One, two, three....

[djibril202]

I'm an atheist and i respect your religion can't you at least have the fucking decency to respect mine? If not, all you Christians can suck it!

[Wallabee01]

@djibril202 I say this after every one of my comments to Christians, I respect your beliefs, etc etc, but I know they will never respect mine because its contradictory to theirs and a threat to their faith.

[Tuppoo94]

@djibril202 Dude, this guy is making fun of religion. If you watch his other videos you'll see that he's an atheist.

[bunnykingIII]

@djibril202 this is a joke you dumb fuck!

[fedUPfedsdown]

@djibril202 He is being sarcastic and ironic buddy....calm down :)

[sapphire475gs]

@djibril202 Was that meant to be ironically sarcastic? Because it sounded like you were going to let the example of one person (who is joking, by the way) define the image of an entire group of people (with some inconsistencies in their beliefs person by person). With that sort of thinking, what would you have to say if this "theist's" mother had been murdered by an atheist, prompting him to say this? My apologies if you actually understand this hypocrisy and were joking.

[y512516]

@djibril202

ITS A JOKE

[IAmThinkTankDubstep]

@djibril202 t's a joke you dense mother fucking cunt bucket.

[SavageR0arIII]

Go sarcasm!

[MrJuliangil]

this is the definition of sarcasm

[BlattGaming]

@tinyman5524 look up sarcasm. You need it

[CaptainStefanLovric]

@Theologikos and the other thing the bible says is don't kill anyone.

[Lonewolfindarkness]

When the bible wasted they didn't know much : bats are mammals the world is round the world map is flat because if it was round you could only see America your ignorance is funny and your prayers to god don't exist to a flying spaghetti monster that will never happen Christians bully atheists you people have faith but it's not true learn truth blind beliefs suck shit this guy is a retard literally

[dbenton2003]

I highly doubt any human has ever even tried to eat a bat. Batman would kick your ass.

[Schutzstafell]

@dbenton2003 Ozzy.

[jimmymac12311]

that was awesome.

[BigTrollShaman]

u mad nigger?

[treystylespro1]

read all you want! the bible is man made and is the biggest lie of all. everything from it is taking from the egyptian historie. learn your shit before you start talking dumbass