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  • I believe in Karma.

  • Most atheists and satanists believe that God has abandoned them. Instead of hating them, let's help them, love them, and pray for them.

  • @uniqueeccentric as an atheist i completely disagree with that statement.

  • @uniqueeccentric Go play missionaire in Africa.

  • @uniqueeccentric

    Actually, if anything, WE have abandoned "God".

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  • stop after you said disprove science. why dont you disprove theory of gravity and just float the fuck away?

  • Oh man,i laughed my ass off...Well done good sir,well done.....

  • cool video bro

  • 4 corners of the world? I counted 5 going by his image!

  • you believe that bat's are one of gods creations but, you still think that they are bad creatures

    the bible says that no one should commit murder but yet most people have died of the name of god than for any other reason.

  • You all claim to post intelligent and formulated arguments and comments, criticizing this guy on his warped views, but please...

    Read the description.

  • Bats are not birds dumbass. They are mammals, just like you and me. The thing that proves this is that mammals give birth to live, breathing off spring, birds lay eggs.

  • Probably the most pathetic title on a youtube video i have ever seen. Im on youtube everyday for about 4 hours.. Thats saying something. However, Im an avid believer of God himself but i can honestly say you alone have given me second thoughts. First off, you approached the topic completely wrong. Your obscure and annoying to some degree. Secondly, you using a bat in contrast to a bird is bad education enough but then you use the word "duh". My unborn child has grown more maturity than you.

  • @Jnavar92 thats impossible sir, your unborn sun is not even mature XDDD

  • a bird is distinguished by feathers, beak, and lay eggs, bats arent birds, when the bible was made they had no idea what defined a bird besides it can fly, so its a bird. no, bats arent birds, they have fur, they have mouthes not beaks, and they give birth. plus you proved nothing mainly because you are basing every argument or point you are trying to make on a book that was writen hundreds of years ago, when we have modern day science to bake up or theories and fact, u have an old book. moron.

  • Very funny, Christians can always say that you're interpreting the Bible wrongly.

    E.g.

    1. The bible doesn't classified animals how we do. So what was meant by birds in the bible are flying animals.

    2. The "four corners" can be just a manner of speaking, as it is still used today.

    3. The bible wrote the "world" not the "whole world". World alone could simply mean, the "known world".

    But nice video though! Like the sarcasm.

  • uneducated idiot

  • @kiwiboy611 SINNER!!! XDDD

  • apparently you dont understand the classification of a mammal.

  • @Metalpaved ooooo your being sarcastic (=. you had me going for a while there my friend.

  • If you think that book that has been wrongly translated multiple times from multiple languages and even changed purposely by some who ordered a rewriting is anywhere near the truth, you should rethink your life. Evolution can be found today. Here is a good one that you might even take part in if you ever had a flu shot. Viral evolution. A vaccine is released then a few weeks later it doesn't work so well or at all, the virus evolved. Look it up. That's just one proof of evolution.

  • "Throw some more Batman comics on it" haha

  • "BATS ARE A RESULT OF A BIRD HAVING BUTT SEX WITH A MOUSE........OR SOMETHING"

    Good stuff Maynard......

  • Fucking BRAVO my weird accented friend... Keep smacking them nails square on the head.

  • a bat is actually a product of evolution.

  • @Caublasian1 Judging by your incorrect grammar, you haven't even read ONE verse. And cussing makes you sound ignorant and just plain dumb

  • Some people should never breed. Like this guy!

  • AMEN DUDE! lolz

  • Wish I was Swedish lolololol.

  • This is a joke, right?

  • @breakingsincity he's satirical, so yes he is joking :D.

    But he reads the things some religious fundamentalist are saying and thinking..

  • @breakingsincity Category:

    Comedy

    Tags:

    Atheist Atheism Stupid Holy Bible God Jesus Religion screwdriver

    Yes it is.

  • While were at it lets kill whites gays mexicans russians jews etc. HATE HATE HATE

  • @ranpo677 Whites? You must be black.

  • Why should atheists be killed?, i myself am an atheist. but you do not see me going around trying to disprove you believe in. i couldn't give two fucks what your religion is

    I'm sure the holy bible holds every answer to every question in your life though, including what to have for breakfast, what hitlers favorite nursery ryhme was and how to get your own head out of your ass and realise that its ok to have different beliefs

  • @MrMikehunt87 read the description silly, its a joke

  • @MrMikehunt87 2012 and ppl still can't seem to realize

    the bible is just bullshit..bats are birds?

    Earth is flat? wtf. sounds like shit too me.

    Well..guess im goin to hell for that shit :/

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  • NORWAY FTW (i saw the flag)

  • Atheism IS NOT a religion.

    It simply means "without Belief".

    It has no dogma, clergy, holy days, customs, rules, etc.

    Check out @AronRa 's " 5th Foundational Falsehood of Creationism ".

  • lol why is screwdriver a tag?

  • I r

  • Ok, I laughed.

  • The comments on this page leave me at somewhat of a loss. It appears that a lot of people either cannot see the satirical nature of this video, or are attempting to copy the satire through text. Irony is rather hard to convey through text, so you usually shouldn't even attempt it, and if you cannot see the satire in this video then I have some shocking news for you - Santa and the Toothfairy are not real *dramatic pause*! See what I did there?

  • I'm sure your God is proud that you want to kill people that he supposedly created. All you bible thumper's are fucked up in the head.

  • @x313xify Dude! It's a JOKE video! He's making fun of extremists that lurk within a religion.

  • @AdiG1 Yeah I know. I thought Id just put my two sense in.

  • I lol at your prayer! Nice! Simply agree! I shall try reading the bible again

  • Good vid,Very funny I laughed at the four corners lol

  • Guys, read the tags lol

  • @xXEpicOwnageXx wow xD

  • if you're an atheist... then you have no religion.

  • @Kaaxe No, religion is a community based on beliefs and its the same with the atheist community.. so atheism is infact a religion

  • @Oxyhawk It's not defined as a religion. Atheism is the absence of belief. A common misunderstanding.

  • Bats are'nt nasty.

  • PS @motorheadbanger90 I'm pretty sure Theologikos is one of the best comedians we've never heard of. This guy seriously needs his own comedy special on HBO.

  • Holy Shit!! This is easily one of the funniest videos I've seen on youtube ever! @ Theologikos, thank you for this! I appreciate it more than you know!

  • lol i know just a comment for those who beieved i was serious good job falling for it though

  • This video was a joke, look in the video description. "Irony" "Sarcasm" And a plea for fundamentalist christians not to watch this because it will give them more stupid ideas o.o' Good job mate =)

  • if only any of this shit matters. look u sounded so stupid how can the earth be flat and have four corners when in fact we have pics from motherfuckin outerspace oh bats dont have feathers and mammals dont have feathers either which would classify bats to be mammals put ur computer to use and look at some science dumbass

  • I think it should be pointed out, your "map of the world" had five corners. And if you truly believe the world is flat and a book written by desert wanderers almost 2000 years ago who had no knowlege of what a germ, or an atom was or even knew where the sun went at night to be absolute certainty, you should reevaluate your sex life

  • yes! kill all that dont believe!! its the christian way!!!

    you little vneck sweater pussy

  • Bats are the scary result of a bird having buttsex with a mouse or something.. olololol you're hilarious man xD

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  • XD Critical thinking bible readers.

  • Hahaha excellent joke, very funny. XD

  • I got one word to answer the Leviticus bullshit: Liger.

  • The author of this video seems to believe that science has proved that God doesn't exist. He's wrong.

    But in my opinion this entire discussion is useless. Even if science would prove one day that the universe doesn't require a God, it still wouldn't prove anything about God. The believers could still say that God constructed the universe so He could rest or something.

    Disproving God is an impossible task, proving that He does exist is plausible.

  • Ha ha ha, flott satire ;P

  • lol i thought this was legit. i was getting ready to debate

  • What has more proof? Science? Or the bible?

  • lol, awesome video.

  • haha find it funny how people are taking this guy seriously... it's a fucking joke everyone, take a chill pill!!!

  • i see one problem if your so called "god" is actuallu there then why did it allow the thermonuclear weapons for our destruction of our planet and several others

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  • The earth has one, two, three........four corners

  • Brilliant satire, my friend!

  • Guys, this is a joke!!! He's obviously making fun of Christianity! XD

  • sad thing is some people are actually like this...

  • how can you be so certain. i mean i how can you be sure thay bible is sent by the 'god'

  • 2 words FUCK YOU

  • Haha. Thats pretty funny. But it is a bit sad that the irony goes above the heads of so many :S

  • lol......

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

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  • Jævli bra bro!! hehe =P

  • lol, you are sexy and smart ;)

  • this is brilliant.

  • this is satire right?

    i actually believed you were serious until the map part :)

  • Seems legit.

  • wait if a rodent and a bird can create a bat. why havent we created man-bear-pig yet?

  • bats have wings therefore bats=birds?

    thats like saying rabbits have feet therefore rabbits=dogs.

  • the bible is a fucking book!! it's not like god wrote it! why do people believe everything it says?!?!

  • 1) You said disprove science. Do you mean ALL of science? You're irrational.

    2) I'm not going to lie: my first reaction to this video was hysterical laughter.

  • If this is a joke it's hilarious xD If not then...seek help.

  • @NarbKiller lol

  • @NarbKiller Ya this guy's a savant when it comes to trolling... to bad he's gotten tired of it. :(

  • @NarbKiller did you read the video description ?

  • LMAO XD

  • fucking bible dwellers

  • Unfortunately, bats have completely different DNA from either mice or birds, and buttsex cannot create offspring. And, that map most certainly has 5 corners. AND, i'm about 110% sure that "thou shalt not kill" is one of the 7 deadly sins. Also, i'm about 105% sure the bible says love your neighbor and your enemy, and i'm pretty sure that applies to BELIEFS as well as other enemies. You really ought to RESEARCH critics on the Bible AND Science before you go saying that all atheists ought to die.

  • @spasmaticness045 Umm...are you trolling? I can't tell.

  • @HackersRUs he is norweigan...

  • @HackersRUs no, i have a friend posting a very informative atheism vlog, and i saw he liked this, and the title was interesting so i decided i ought to view something which opposes my personal opinion as well.I suppose you could call it gaining multiple perspectives

  • @spasmaticness045 I'm pretty sure he thinks this video is real and not sarcastic as can be

  • @Wallabee01 Doesn't matter. He, unfortunately, sounds uneducated, which in turn causes his argument to lose credibility, so he won't be taken seriously in present society.

  • The corners bit killed me. One, two, three....

  • I'm an atheist and i respect your religion can't you at least have the fucking decency to respect mine? If not, all you Christians can suck it!

  • @djibril202 I say this after every one of my comments to Christians, I respect your beliefs, etc etc, but I know they will never respect mine because its contradictory to theirs and a threat to their faith.

  • @djibril202 Dude, this guy is making fun of religion. If you watch his other videos you'll see that he's an atheist.

  • @djibril202 this is a joke you dumb fuck!

  • @djibril202 He is being sarcastic and ironic buddy....calm down :)

  • @djibril202 Was that meant to be ironically sarcastic? Because it sounded like you were going to let the example of one person (who is joking, by the way) define the image of an entire group of people (with some inconsistencies in their beliefs person by person). With that sort of thinking, what would you have to say if this "theist's" mother had been murdered by an atheist, prompting him to say this? My apologies if you actually understand this hypocrisy and were joking.

  • @djibril202

    ITS A JOKE

  • @djibril202 t's a joke you dense mother fucking cunt bucket.

  • Go sarcasm!

  • this is the definition of sarcasm 

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  • @tinyman5524 look up sarcasm. You need it

  • @Theologikos and the other thing the bible says is don't kill anyone.

  • When the bible wasted they didn't know much : bats are mammals the world is round the world map is flat because if it was round you could only see America your ignorance is funny and your prayers to god don't exist to a flying spaghetti monster that will never happen Christians bully atheists you people have faith but it's not true learn truth blind beliefs suck shit this guy is a retard literally

  • I highly doubt any human has ever even tried to eat a bat. Batman would kick your ass.

  • @dbenton2003 Ozzy.

  • that was awesome.

  • u mad nigger?

  • read all you want! the bible is man made and is the biggest lie of all. everything from it is taking from the egyptian historie. learn your shit before you start talking dumbass

  • Absolute absurdity... You could not even count correctly, what rationale is left of you;

  • Just one question. What is a burd?

  • Im kina hoping this was a troll

  • Dawkins has claimed, “As for religion … nobody wields a sharper bayonet than Sam Harris.” Harris debated Craig on 7th April. In his opening statement in that debate, Harris declared that Dr Craig is “the one Christian apologist who seems to have put the fear of God into many of my fellow atheists.” After that debate, the atheist website Debunking Christianity reported: “Bill (Craig) has once again showed himself as the best debater of this generation.” ROFL LMAO

  • Send all the Atheist to the Palm Islands, the blow them up. Or you could just wait for the rapture.

  • @TheOverlordJay2 what rapture? how many "raptures" have to be predicted before theists realize that none of them ever happen?

  • @TheOverlordJay2 Easy bro.

  • I thought he was being serious until the part where he said he earth has four corners

  • Okay...so you think the Bible is a joke...why do you feel the need to publicly mock it on YouTube? You have only proven yourself to be as annoying as someone that shoves religion down your throat.

  • @diglightdig because science and technology shut down religion long ago and yet you morons still flap your lips about it. i had a painter paint god inside my toilet bowl. it's cute.

  • @mrnoodleisdead

    what's new, a typical atheist calling names...pathetic

  • bats are warm blooded we have proof that they are mammals, animals dont breed with another species if they did the DNA is too different so nothing would happen aside from infections probably and animals are born to know what they stick there willie in. and even if you were on the top of the mountain you would still see the horizan. it was also seen round by people and filmed not written in a weeks worth book

  • and the Christians thought Muslims are violent. ladies and gentlemen Christians are wrong.

  • @DarkestSide1000 i dont understand what your trying to say?

  • Try to understand the bible, not by words but by thoughts.

  • hats off to the king of trolls... should be marked better lol. embarrassed*

  • Poor BrainWashed

  • I see you TROLL

  • LOL

  • "Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded & the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren't created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. The only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today" Lawrence Krauss

  • Lol world isn't flat don't you realize the first bible was made in bc times so they didn't know much a lot of that is faulty I am atheist but I support Christians on this case the world is. Not flat bats are mammals they have hair birds have feathers go to 2nd grade or insert dumbass into the socket and up your ass

  • The troll has a cute accent<3

  • LOL this guy is awesome

  • Oooohh wait? Shit.. this guy was just being a troll.. haha my bad. I tip my hat to you sir

  • Hahaha this guy is an idiot. Ignorance is so entertaining.

  • @IHateStrategies Read the discription....

  • @JohanBomholt Hhahaha yeah I get that now. I feel so trolled.

  • Loled at the title.

  • Not sure if trolling, or just very stupid

  • @YlliTj Read discription....

  • ur seriously retard. saying that the bible has facts in them doesnt mean that religion is true.

  • @azneagledog Read the discription...

  • Parents make you idiotic christians

  • Im an atheist srlsy get educated idiot bats are mammals mammals have hair idiot the bible is fake fuck you goddies some guy in the sky go talk to him and take a picture idiots

  • Ligers are going to hell lmao.

  • haha made my day :)