Mutant Lobster - VOA Story

[logix73]

Half cooked lobster ;)

[HaloKing3536]

looks yummy!  :D

[drakeee222]

thats cool i seen blue ones yello ones even green on our boat i fish them in spring and fall

[Pacober1]

did anyone think of paint?

[123456789Anarchy]

....i would eat it :D

[AndrewRusher]

Ха-ха пиздец как поверил...

Покрасили бедного рака и всё.

[T700Sony]

it looks fake! They painted the half body of the lobster!!

[DarkBlom00]

@T700Sony u are just like raywilliamjohnsson said FAKE AND GAY

[sxy139464]

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[sxy139464]

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[retaliationtrigger]

looks half boiled to me lol

[MrBobman1966]

It looks like dinner's only half done.....

[angeltiger1986]

that looks epic XD

[AustinMetzger100]

more like half cooked and half not tahts messed up but kool PHAHAHA!!! :D

[FurryTigerGurl]

Thats cruel, and its not a mutant, its been put in hot water one one side. Ive seen this done in Thailand, its just mean.

[crazykiddk]

wonder if it tasted good lol?

[ohnicksayz]

omg half of it is dead...

[kahlom19]

@ohnicksayz

no, you idiot.

[nolangreen]

thats cool

[justsean01]

AC Milan supporter bitch

[OoTZOMMoO]

I looks like half cooked but its alive O.o amazing

[xXMeecrobXx]

@OoTZOMMoO no it isn't half cooked! its a pigment mistake. if it's half cookt it can't moove the legs an claws as you see in the video

[OoTZOMMoO]

hey thanks I didnt know that!! -.-' If it was halfcooked it would simply be dead...

[hayes572]

they said it just LOOKS half cooked!!

[xXMeecrobXx]

@hayes572 execly that did I wirte dumbass lear to read!

[hayes572]

learn to spell!!!

[xXMeecrobXx]

@hayes572 now where is your problem ?

[hayes572]

where is my problem? I don't know I can't find it anywhere!

[xXMeecrobXx]

@hayes572 and why do you answer me so crappy?

[ChainsawJulietx]

Zetsu lobster. ._.

[Yobelcito]

XD  CHIDORI

[OoTZOMMoO]

zetsu lobster^^ good one XD

[cisjohn2616]

That lobster was caught in Dyers Bay , Steuben, Maine. .Alan Robinson caught it, I was fishing close by at the time.( F / V Capt. Morgan)....I wonder if it is still alive ? It would be huge if it is...Would have shed 2 or 3 times by now.....

[blutal]

Reminds me of a shemale.

[Mwahohoho]

It looks like a half-boiled lobster haha, that's really cool

[mushookie0heimer]

cool, ive seen a lobster that symetrical but it was half albino, half brown, not only that it was a hermaphrodite

[Arsen1c42]

wow bullshit lol, its kind of obvious that they boiled half of the thing alive. ever seen a boiled lobster? yeah their red... fuckin retards

[chriswhiteisawanker]

If they'd boiled it it would have died.

So who's the retard?

[Arsen1c42]

you are so stupid, you know they can boil HALF of something and keep it alive? they can also broil and cook a fish and the people can eat it while it is still alive so stfu.....my god you are a retard, go wank off faggot..

[grimRthehedgehog]

must be a hybreed lobster between 2 different color lobster

[MDLBSTR]

they painted him, right?

[maskedmillionaire]

half chocolate, half regular lobster

the chocolobster!!

[MrTlTO]

Worth more alive then dead.

[lakeb0dom]

fake...

[OzmaFFIX]

...or, just a thought... they dipped half the lobster in boiling water.

[Killenmachine05]

no cuz they die once there shell turns red even the littlest bit

[Obsidian182]

black and white...

like obama lol

[Trashfished]

@Obsidian182 only the lobster has a brain-obama dont.

[ryoma22454]

@Obsidian182 nice lol

[prinon95]

@Obsidian182 lol obamas not black and white, u maybe ment like michael jackson

[Ideskid315]

they should have finished boiling it

[PaulMac199]

these are half comon, off thr coast of cape breton

[aquawillowisp]

it looks like the lobster was have boiled to get that colour and was put back into the ocean, poor thing :(. im not saying that its impossible but the division line of the splitting colours is excactly in the middle.i would think something strange of that but the lobster seems lively and well so i think its gonna be alright.

[brone7aurora]

lobsters don't have a nervous system. they don't feel pain.

[comedystandup777]

if they dont have a nervous system then they wouldnt be able to move. think before typing

[powback]

no they dont have a nervous system similiar to ours... their crustaceans, they dont feel pain,

[zandone45]

they can

as long as an animal has a nervous system it can feel pain

[drakeee222]

but a lobster cant feel pain thats part is true.

i know i took lobster Science and im a lobster fisherman.

[benny6555]

They do feel pain dumbass or they wouldnt scream when they get cooked you fucking moron

[comedystandup777]

The lobster does not scream, if you believe that you are very stupid. Yes they can feel pain, but the screaming "whistling" sound comes from excess air trapped in the thorax after exposure. When it is forced out of the cracks, it either pops or creates a "screaming". And you are the fucking moron for thinking that they actually scream. ttyl :)

[benny6555]

wow ur like a 9 year old nerd with no girlfriend and no life right. you desperatly need to get laid u sad little geek. and get some friends while ur at it u lowlife waste of life

[Timerider]

He tells you the truth, and you mock him?

Learn respect for others, especially those who would try to keep you from showing your ignorance.

Your insulting words reflect badly on you.

[benny6555]

BLA BLA BLA BLA, shadap nerd

[comedystandup777]

dude, this benny kid is so smart, maybe we should listen to his uneducated redneck ass. he might have something useful to say about other things too :) haha

[comedystandup777]

wow, im like a 21 year old at school studying winemaking and biology. my girlfriend is doing just fine thanks for asking. look me up sometime, im at OSU in sigma phi epsilon, and would gladly kick the shit out of a smart mouth like you any day. problem is you are a good talker, first thing i would smack is that loud mouth. my point being, shut the fuck up and listen to what people have to say in life, otherwise you are going to continue on being a dumbass. sorry kid, you need to grow up a little

[benny6555]

wow u really are 9 and its easy to threaten from behind a screen you little puss bag. i could easily knock you on ur ass and im sure ur girlfriend is a blow up doll named brian. why dont you go get a REAL girlfriend and a real life nerd instead of trying to be cool cuz clearly u failed at that as u have failed at life

[reatonate1989]

haha a screaming lobster what a fucking idiot

[benny6555]

wow ur like a 12 year old geek with no life no girlfriend and no friends right? u desperatly need to get laid

[reatonate1989]

haha o wow If i am 12 and i can outsmart you, it says alot about how intelligent you are. But yes this clearly makes me a geek for knowing lobsters don't scream.. you really are an idiot and im almost certain i've got laid more than you. But wow i must say that was a brilliant insult just like the one to comedystandup haha you fail at life.

[benny6555]

hahaha i bet youve never even been kissed by a girl geek, but dont worry im sure youll get some action at around 35 by some cheap hooker, and you can keep insulting from behind your monitor where ur safe nerd, but not in real life, anyone could knock you on ur ass retard, so keep insulting, i dong get offended so it doesnt bother me, but u might try to get some friends too, u need em

[reatonate1989]

Haha i like how you instantly think you know me and keep calling me a geek cos im not an idiot like yourself.

And wow would you look at that some of your favorite music is limp bizkit and scooter o my god! why didn't you tell me! that makes you sooo cool having the worst taste in music i have seen yet.

And im pretty sure i will never see some 18yr old british guy knock me out haha and im not a retard we established you are instead remember? y would u say it doesn't offend you, it clearly does.

[benny6555]

oh no not at all does it offend me, and if i remember correctly the americans invented retards gays and bum boys right, they also invented films like the 40 year old virgin starring you, but dont worry, ur still safe behind your little monitor

[reatonate1989]

haha nice to see your still calling me and gay and a virgin, seems to me that you are obsessed with it, usually a sign of one's own insecurities , i knew your taste is music was connected somehow, but don't worry your secret is safe with me. Yeah great use of the word invention there maybe you should actually find out what the word means so you don't put it in the wrong context again, further proof you are a 'retard'.

[benny6555]

yea its still disturbing to know you were looking at my profile checking me out, knew you were somehow gay or something but never mind as long as u dont start talking about dick, but seriously ur efforts at insulting are poor you might wanna try searching good insults on google just to get ylou started because youve failed at it completly so far

[reatonate1989]

Yeah insults are supposed to be insulting so how is calling someone gay or whatever insulting when you don't know the person? If you want i could call you a cunt, twat, dick or whatever which seem to all apply to you but i can't be bothered. But saying my insulting is poor, wow, how many times have you used just the words 'gay' and 'retard'! Your insulting is terrible all i know now is your a homophobe or someone whos probably only about 12, seriously go 2 school or whatever and fail there aswel

[benny6555]

hahahaha if i was 12 dickwad i wouldnt need to go back to school you moron i would already be there, and that shows just how thick you really are, and u make me laugh, ur a nerd with no life no friends never been kissed, i feel so sorry for you, honest

[reatonate1989]

yeah i was presuming you dropped out of school for being a dickhead who noone like, my bad.

ha yeah i am clever and because of that i actually have a future and also i know more words than just nerd, well done.

Tell me what are you doing now then, working in a convenience store or something? But yeah what makes me laugh is that im going to a good college, ucla where you have parties and get laid all the time and you live with your mum, thats why i will always be better than you

[reatonate1989]

And i checked your profile to see who i was talking to and when i realised you were bout 14 and liked the shittest music ever, i just laughed for about a minute at how terrible your life must be, let me guess your one of the quiet kids at school who believes they're not a nerd and are actually cool but really you are a nerd who is uncertain about your own sexuality so you call people gay and virgins: because of me you won't have to see a Psychiatrist.

[benny6555]

yes clearly you have a future, all on ur own with no family since no one can stand you, and im still suprised yo checked me out. must be some wird wanna be gayboy or something, and i know im not cool just so you know, but you are far from it, infact u couldnt be any further away, which is why i pity you and think ur nothing more then a little geek who wanks everyday since he cant get a girlfriend how sad, but im better then you and im going to prove it, by ending this argument,

[reatonate1989]

haha but i do have a girlfriend n shes fucking hot, ah what a shame i missed dicking all over you, you little fag. Enjoy working in your convenience store.

[benny6555]

hahaha u dont have a girlfriend, your just trying to make urself look cool and failed, it looks like i hit a nerve ah well, enjoy living on ur own, now bye

[reatonate1989]

haha yeah cos you know who i am.

[RicH0864]

Do not feed the troll.

[benny6555]

yeah this guys is a little geek i dont wanna upset him anymore XD

[reatonate1989]

haha nah continue feeding me... your stupid comments make me laugh. Its funny that you actually think your point of view is significant when really your pathetic.

[reatonate1989]

But yeah i guess your right i am clever, i'm not denying that. But you haven't realised there is nothing you can say that will upset me because i know i'm better than you in every way and have a vivid picture of the sort of person you are from the way you speak. O well enjoy your summer living at home with your parents dreaming about having a better life like mine, later fag.

[benny6555]

yea ur so right, ur so cool teach me how to be cool as you BAHAHAHAHA

[benny6555]

but seriously, everyone on youtube hates you, no girls like you the reason ur single and always will be, and u can pretend ur not insulted while ur crying urself to sleep every night, i dont mind BAHAHAHAHA

[reatonate1989]

haha yeah i know im awesome everyone who i know loves me but do you really think i care if people on youtube hate me? im not like you i don't go on youtube to make friends but rather to make fun of sad people like yourself. O wow that was a wonderful insult there haha its not original at all! I sleep happy knowing im not a fag like you who uses youtube to make friends but can't even do that. Why would i pretend anything?? What would i get from lying to some wierd cunt on youtube?

[benny6555]

BAHAHAHHA did you think up all that crap urself or did someone help you hahahaha, your right everyone you know loves you and lets see how many people do you know, well theres, you, and thats it, no one even knows you exist and quite frankly they dont want to, and ur right u dont go on youtube to make firneds, you go on youtube to make girlfriends and u fail at that cuz ur damn fugly, oooh sorry didnt mean to hit a nerve HAHAHAHAHA

[reatonate1989]

haha why would i get someone to help me im not fucking desperate like yourself to prove someone wrong. Who the fuck goes on the internet to get girlfriends, you probably only mention it cos you do urself, must be an even bigger looser than i first realised. And your insults are so fucking shit, they clearly stem from ur insecurity issues but im sure one day u will get laid just got find a tranny for u haha. I love knowing im hotter, stonger, smarter and more awesome than u, u must be depresed.

[benny6555]

hahaha yea whatever helps u sleep at night, just as long as u stop crying urself to sleep at night hahaha, i honestly dont care what u think, everyone here knows ur a geek and ur looking for an online girlfriend and yes u are desperate, very desperate, youve proven urself to everyone to be a big ass with no life, well done

[reatonate1989]

proven to everyone? i doubt people actually bother to read these conversations and im not talking to everyone im talking to you, why are you always so incredibly moronic?

If you honestly didn't care what i thought you wouldn't keep replying to what im saying haha. You can keep calling me a geek but i know im more clever than you so your just stating the obvious. I really don't know why im even talking to someone of such lower status than myself, i guess it just makes me laugh making fun of you.

[benny6555]

hey idiot guess what, everyone can read this dumbass ur talking to everyone moron, and the reason urstill talking to me is cuz ur so pathetic and u think ur better then me but uve proven to everyone im so much better, u try to get a gf on youtube becuz ur that desperate and now everyone is laughing at you

[reatonate1989]

yeah i know everyone can read it haha im just saying almost everyone wouldnt because there is no point reading it when you don't understand what its about... originally about you thinking lobsters had vocal cords allowing them to scream haha lame. Whats your obsession with girlfriends on youtube? Its almost as bad as the one you have with getting laid. Seriously i don't care about these desires you have just go out and experience them yourself or more likely fail trying like the looser you are.

[benny6555]

wow look you write all these lines and only3 of them make sense, well done dumbass, everyone is laughing at you, and so am i hahahaha

[reatonate1989]

yeah i'm really not surprised you can't understand since you can barely use words that aren't a few letters long, so really everyone is laughing at you for being so utterly stupid, hahahaha

[chriswhiteisawanker]

benny you are an idiot.

I read the whole thing, reatonate is right hardly anyone reads these, me being the exception (big word, careful now) and you make up insults with no valid evidence to back them up.

I'm not going to call you gay or desperate or anything that I can't prove, but I know you are a moron. No wonder you haven't replied to this guy in 3 months, you know he was right.

Epic fail on your part.

Sh

[benny6555]

PMSL wrong, the reason i havent replied in 3 months is becuase im just better then everyone else and you know it and he knows it and ur just jelous hahaha how sad, i know youll say u arnt jelous and try to insult me but you and everyone else will always be jelous :) its the way things go

[Jeffrey556archer909]

shuty teh fruck upe fragt lern howe to spille birch noe wone lobes u arse crustt

[benny6555]

grow up

[drakeee222]

a lobster cant feel pain i know look it up

[CurseLord]

I've always wondered... how does lobster taste? :P

[jakemonf22]

like crab but better

[EVILGOKUGUANACO]

yeah way better than crab because is more meat too.

[scull360]

oh noes!! if they dumped half of that lobster in cookin water that would be just awuful!! imagine how painful it would be for the lobster!!

[TheNightClan]

Hate to sound like a tard, but why? I mean its still gonna hurt even if its shell was the same colour all over?

[b0grillaz]

Cooked half of it

THrew in water

Caught by man in vid. simplex.

[BobagemLixo]

It was on its side sunbathing when it was caught. . .didn't have the chance to do the other side. . .

[lukex1337]

LMAO!

[kulangotses]

Where's the boiling water?? the hell I'm hungry.. :3

[vicious6667]

iv seen this condition before.. i saw one just like it.. half BLUE on one side though,,normal on the other,, weird eh?

[switch3453]

Blue lobsters do occur in nature, although the ratio, I think, is somewhere around 1 in 5,000

[cosmo2593]

Reminds me of 2 face from Batman

[TheNightClan]

And more handsome

[XxValkyrxX]

I believe it's chimeraism

[MST720]

haha half cooked

[kaChalloner]

who says nature cant be symmetrical? my cat has a straight line of hair color from its nose to the back of its head, anythings possible

[nblax41]

its not straigh, look closely there are always deviations, perfect symmetry is impossible in nature

[hellrazor12]

your lying, A diamond has perfect symmetry in its bonds, your telling me that nature can't have symmetry? i don't believe you. AT ALL.

[nblax41]

all minerals have perfect symmetry in their chemical makeup, but the chemical bond in a diamond are not visible to the naked eye, plus a diamond doesnt come out of the ground with facets on it, this it is un symetrical

[hellrazor12]

Thats not my point. He is saying that you can't have perfect symmetry in nature. That is only true to a certain extent. What about snow flakes? im pretty sure every shape is different but is perfectly symmetrical.

[nblax41]

a snowflake is a crystal structure, same as minerals, thus they have the same symmetrical structure

[RBRiky]

fake

[PaperGunJoe]

wtf!!! it isnt fake you dumbass

[cannongotrobbed]

it could have been heated up with a torch or something lightly, theres no way a natural formation would be a straight line like that.

[msoulja]

what, are you God?

[werty1091]

i guess u need both white wine and red to go with it.

[Xebelan]

Poor little guy. I'd be unhappy too if I was being manhandled like that. Put him back in the tank!

[xXNightsQueenXx]

i love how the divide is tottaly straight :D

[Megablaze9292]

This is new

[CrazyWithPower]

one side is dark meat the other light.

[cannongotrobbed]

It's just half cooked!

[thegreenbean10]

That's what I thought too, but the legs on the red side still move. I'm not sure how it got that way.

[KonnichiwaX]

i suppose the lobster would be half dead from having half of its head boiled too.. but it looks kinda half cooked.

[ReploideY]

it's a fashionist

[phase866]

whoa. creepy, I liek it!

[KairuHakubi]

two-face lobster... no, charon lobster! XD

[starshock01]

looks like someone didnt have enough water in their pot...

[Crassygyrinus]

I know! LOL

[uanimale]

they should of put in back in the deepest part of the ocean.

[Santana123]

"mmmm mutant lobsterr"

[AlienProphecy]

Mmmmm...Sharpie'd lobster.

[Memberotto]

it is funny because it is brown before cooking... :P

[aakko777]

i caught one just like that one a few years ago

[Narutovsitachi500]

It looks pro lol. Don't eat it, keep it!

[Pumanic]

Make it into a pet - I know I would ^^

[jkhignri123]

that is so cool!

[bennjr]

Should have called him Harvey after Harvey Dent, LoL!

[SpongyOLlama]

omg, yes!

[mab3zn]

half baked

[313picsou]

no thats false if it was cooked it would not move

[elcritter85]

TENAZAAASSS!!!

[ZeroTrade]

no way!!! lol

[coolpow1]

Is this a new pet for a white house in this lovely winter of 2008?

[whywouldyoureadthis]

half cooked?

[EverybodysGrudge]

It's Twoface the Lobster!

[Link4Dinner]

Awesome! I wouldn't call it a mutant, but that's pretty cool.

[o0Akai0o]

ǝʇısoddo ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ puɐ lıʌǝ sı ǝpıs ǝuo ǝqʎɐɯ

[fishdeathisftw]

OMG MRS.PINCHY!!!!

[connie59do]

half cooked

[derbigpr500]

no its not...its either painted or a very very very very VERY rare, almost impossible mutation.

Lobster wouldnt survive if it was half cooked

[brenbullock]

He's just a Bengals fan.

[CO0002]

I feel bad for it this year then. lol

[BreaksForFruitcups]

Other than its color's....it's just a lobster.

[darkheartsclub]

depending on the species it's possible that the lobster was a gynandromorph

[Saromatae]

gynandomorph. The only problem I see with that is coloration has little to do with sex in lobsters. The combination

of the red carotenoid molecules

with the blue pigment-protein complex

produces a shell that is mottled

brown. In rare cases, the blue color

of the protein predominates making a blue lobster. A possible explaination for the discoloration without causeing catastophic damage to the underlying tissue would be a short high intensity burst of infrared. Same effect as heating.

[Saromatae]

gynandomorph cont...

When a lobster is cooked,

whether it is brown or blue in its

live state, its shell turns red because

the binding of the carotenoid pigment,

astaxanthin, to the protein is

broken, freeing the carotenoid to

display its normal red color. You can get the same effect with high intensity infrared. Granted it has to be very intense and of a short duration. Although thats probable not it either. coloration of the nderside of the carapace is to symetrical

[machewbaccas]

SEXY LOBSTER!!!

[punkevinnn]

cool

[kitutes22]

I will paint my lacoster too

[hUgolo26]

harvey "lobster" dent

[piplup2009]

2 faces pet

[60198849214]

you're right..they should keep it as pet...and not eat it...it's just way too awesome to eat

[one9898]

Evolution Worked for her being able to have a seperate physical properties saved her woo

[ColinBakerFan6]

Wierd Lobster!

[snake5891]

Looks like half was cooked.

[Bangelo95]

seen it before.