RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - The Bourne Identity

[CAK11891]

"I have an Algebra quiz tomorrow!" LOL!

[endersgame55]

This is pretty good, but considering this is one of the dumbest scenes in an incredibly stupid movie I feel like they could have come up with better material.

[Immortal4Aday]

@endersgame55 well fuck me its the comedy police.

[Immortal4Aday]

@TheVarietySociety your right i'm sorry it was just funny to me that you sat there and thought "this is funny but it hardly compares to their early work." it seemed like you felt cheated by free youtube clip.

[DigitalBookWorm]

@Immortal4Aday I don't know what VarietyScociety said, but just because it's free doesn't mean you should lower your standards. That seems kind of insulting to the really awesome clips on here because it implies "It was good... for a Youtube clip!" lol

[Grissbane]

Death by Hinduism

[JamesOhGoodie]

- "He went out the window. Whyyy would someone do that?"

Ooo! Shatnerian!

Also: "Le Ow"

[QuasiiMado]

i cant clean this up i have an algebra quiz tomorro. LUVIT

[JamesOhGoodie]

Y'know I'm aware this isn't really a joke but...MAN is the acting flat in this thing. I mean wow.

[Pvtjamesryan2]

This reminds me of that show that used to be on TV. The one with the robots commenting on movies. Damn....what was that called?!

[Souldran]

MST3K. And the guys in the video who are doing the commentary are the same ones that did in the TV Show.

[porkymania90]

Man, I love that show

[crateos]

haha..whoa whoa..'death by hinduism'...why you gotta break balls rifftrax? I'm not claiming that all hindus are peaceful but that jokes not easy on the ears. The 'red dot' practice has sacred and cultural symbolism for hindus(mostly for women).

[Jawajoey]

Yeah? And? Does that make it above satire? I think not.

[noeasymacforme]

Le ow...

[asoapboxopera]

ooh!- death by Hinduism!

[originalteaorrist]

best line!

[tekbarrier]

Some of the riffs could be better, but they're still pretty good.

[punkinheadcharlie]

"She's hired under the give your daughter your job program." Lol

[BelovedCaptain]

Aha! I've escaped! ..Oh, that was dumb..

Spiderman??? no..

XDD I loove these things!

[UTJRC1990]

"Aha, I've escaped. Oh that was dumb. Ow"

LOL

[NecrosisOfLight]

"le" ow

[Hakkai87]

@UTJRC1990 ITs been 3 years sine I first saw this and that line still gets me every time!

[0mni42]

Who are you? Who? Who? I really want to know!

OMFG

[j0rdanV]

hey that was a awesome movie

[Decepticonx7]

God this was a dumb movie.

[Halloween41]

Oh My God.  This just shows that even good movies can be ripped to shreds. I'm crying with laughter right now.

[Alfrunk]

Cuz this was a good movie?? ugh

[WinnieThePooh54321]

why did u use such an unflattering picture u bastard, i have like 4 chins. ROFL

[IcanSpellMyname]

ooh,death by hinduism LOL

[Videospunkpunk]

This hilrious! XD

[outkid]

How dare you use such and unflattering picture!

[ZiggyHernandez]

lmao - "But I am overcome with European existential ennui..."

[pmalone4]

Death by Hinduism! XD

[DANATANLOVER]

Open his femmy, Euro man-purse.

[neoboman]

"Don't look."

"Yeah, don't look, the guy with the moustache is hideous."

[regularguy5mb]

Yes, more ennui!

The dead guy's thoughts on the way down:

"I could swear that railing wasn't there earlier."

[onemoment]

This is probably the first time in my life that I've laughed like this. My throat and sides hurt, my eyes are watering...this is great.

I really like the part where that guy just walked through the window.

[guilleru718]

spiderman?

[1uk3hosty]

"Oh he fell right on Jaques Chirac!"

ROFL!

[LoneConformist]

Hey, wasn't that the EXACT SAME spiral staircase from Run Lola Run?

It's like the same movie except Franka learned English and underwent a charisma-ectomy.

[karolw91]

all three movies were great

[ilikeshinythings274]

"Why'd you use such an unflattering picture? You bastard; I have like 4 chins."

That was so great. XD

[Hakkai87]

"AHA I'VE ESCAPED! oh that was dumb..." this just made the movie! I haven't even seen it!

[tugboat2030]

I have never liked Bourne Identity. WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE IT?!?!?!?

[buttcountry143]

So...you wanna grab some hot wings for lunch, or...

[mst3k92]

no i am not lance armstrong

[deathmetallerprep]

Haha, that puking noise when she was looking at the pictures was right on.

[mrshow1]

"a 16 year old with a high-level embassy position."

[Aiglos]

I always thought that was so unbelievable that they even gave her a role in this movie. She's just too young looking. Just about did a spit take with that one. lol

[MrJeezus]

Who who who I really wanna know!

Blughh!

[EmoKidProduction]

It's gotten to the point where I can rate your videos five stars, even before I watch them... great job!

[Rogers1981]

"He went out the window. Why would someone do that?"

'Oooh, Shatnarian!'

[shakedown1970]

"Ooooo! Death by hinduism." LMFAO!

[FrecklesPhoenix]

"Spiderman?!!... oh, I guess not."

LOVE! :)

[42fyedHooligan]

lol, death by Hinduism...

[Raulbikcube]

Seriously, was that jump out the window supposed to be a suicide? Because otherwise it makes no sense.

[Rixiozu]

"I have an algebra quiz tomorrow."

[l3tth3w0rldcrash]

hey this was a good movie! stop it! lol

[HystericalWoman]

"He went out the window. Why would someone do that?"

[Boonehams]

"Ah HA! I've escaped -- oh, that was dumb."

You guys are genius.

[Tareltonlives]

That bit alone is worth getting this crappy movie. Bill Corbett's delivery is perfect.