Alligator Snapping Turtle Dirty Jobs

[JBLAKIE1]

so thats how the north won the civil war

[henry10589]

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[YvonneRosBecker]

Aw he's just so cute :)

[alexowns1996]

lol guesstamate- must be secretly black.

[SamirJusufovic]

i hate alligators so much im gona kill every alligator and make a mansion ot of alligator bones and skin

[usuck214]

i like turtles

[gravious95]

Anyone here have this feeling to put your dick in the turtle mouth?

[clarkeedwards123]

0:10 .....THATS A BAD MR KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!

[MBsaturnus]

id love to throw a big ass chinese firecracker into this shitty critters mouth. how i hate snapping turtles ! when i see them on street i always drive over them, love it when their shitty shell cracks, hehe. disgusting, corwadish critters.

[shannonagin77]

Leave the turtle alone ! And why does he taunt the allligator in beginning like that ? He must want his leg bit off ! Asshole !

[baraclude]

hail alegator turtle!!

[7276violet]

@READ5757, thumbs up :D

[READ5757]

I bet 89% of you wont read this, but the 11% of you who do i cannot thank you enough.

All my life i have wanted to be a turtle. Everyday i spend countless hours studying and pretending to be a turtle, i even recently nailed a wooden shell around my torso. All i ask is that you thumbs up this comment so others can see. My family supports me and all of my friends are willing me on, but i know the more people who thumbs up this comment...the closer i will be to becoming a turtle. Thank you.

[ItsMySexyLooks]

"guestimate him to be 100 yers old" LOL

[TheIronDildo]

LOL I got scared @ 1:42

[PrehistoricStudios]

the small turtle was trolling

[thatoneirishkoreaguy]

damn that turtle is bad ass!!!...no not the snapping turtle, Im talking about the one in the beginning. rofl

[stephendavisjr]

150 lbs. hahaha and he lifted it like it was 50 lbs.

[247xReviews]

when i was a kid i tought all turtles were harmless. Fuck BugsBunny!! They Tricked Us

[airless818]

Mine is tame!

[chinthujan123]

Haha... The turtle thinks its an alligator... Lol XD

[MrJhaggerty1992]

It's gamera!!!!

[ElmoePlusTwo]

It's so cuuuute~ <3

[100Evilchicken]

It's blastoise!

[Sebioo93]

oh man thats my Squirtle! xD

[rahkshifan99]

Perfect mix between animals. Fuck yo liger.

[WhoAr3You]

I wonder what the offsrpring of an alligator and an alligator turtle would look like.

[turtles2webscom]

see my turtle video at youtube.com/watch?v=jjPXsR3o83­Y

[impresioname33]

@fuccyou22kkk you arent funny who the hell l ol at your jokes thumbs down wwwhhhhooorrrreeee

[impresioname33]

@fuccyou22kkk i like turtles

[impresioname33]

I LIKE TURTLES

[fuccyou22kkk]

@impresioname33 stfu you arent funny you thumbs up whore

[pillowsinmypants]

is that.. a cat... in a hat?

[sixtypixies]

Dude is ONE HUNDRED and FIFTY years old. Crikey.

[Minusthesum]

They said I wouldn't fit in....

[iandru]

I never saw the turtle snap the alligator in half.... what a waste!!!! What a phonie name for that turtle!!!

[xDayleRFCx]

Peter Griffin?

[brainy1130]

2001th like

[bananaphoneman11]

the croc: get out of my area! 0:35

[dvfer444]

Why isn't Jessie cooking meth...?

[Mysticsloth]

it should strap a post-it on its head, saying " DO NOT TOUCH MY TOUNGE! "

- it'd have the same effect for humans as the "worm" has for fishes XD

[MeSezSo]

why is that guy holding onto my chainsaw alligator turtle?

[cday131]

I call bullshit on it being anywhere near 150. They're lucky to live to 70 generally.

[its1tym4urmind]

@cday131

That's in captivity, didn't you listen retard? One had CIVIL WAR BULLETS in him

[kdc43]

@its1tym4urmind I remember the Civil War,the stupid confederates were surging North thru Missouri and our platoon was ordered there to stop the invasion. I was 15 then, of course, I'm moving alot slower now-a-days.

[DirRi91]

and u wanna look like 150 old turtle?

[IAMPATRIOT1]

"Whats that"

"thats just a turtle, but we do have-"

"im worried about that turtle"

[IAMPATRIOT1]

"well, we guesstimate-"

"is this how you ussually work, just guessses and hunches and stuff

[Laura12378]

I want to stick my finger in it's mouth.... FUUUU-

[rnoka]

0:01 haters gonna hate

[heynoel0leon]

@rnoka that just made my day!!!!

[ADballa28]

Blastoise trumps all of the Feraligatrs.

[ghostavenger1988]

i find it cute

[HostgatorCupones]

O.o

[Kyleisanoob12]

I've seen bigger in our backyard lake. And our lake is pretty small.

[Hunne0815]

"how old is that thing?" lol

[MrGalt]

The important thing to remember is that the musket balls were not an effective defense. If only it hadn't been so long since the meal they'd have found authentic Civil War soldiers inside those turtles too.

[maxxchannel]

she does it happier... happier with its mouth open

[osbely]

Turtle with 'tude.

[heathey1]

Snapping Turtles are beasts.

[dmckoy91]

wait is the turtle making that sound the whole time? thats gangsta

[undocumentedspot]

I think he was disappointed thinking he brought the man with a stick as a lunch.

[IWEBProductions]

I could understand why they say they think that he's 150 years old. He looks pretty dead there (1:20)

[houndsofconventional]

Christian Slater Owns

[canisdormit]

They found Rosie O'Donnell, now throw it back fast!

[TacticalLeo]

That ain't no turle... that's a fuckin demon!

[brokenone22]

its so cute

=

[coolvids4321]

i think that turtle needs colgate...

[omarin30]

Hermoso animalito!



[OOZiTen]

thumbs up if your name is jonathan and your a zombie

[lordxheroth]

IMAA FIRIN MA LAZARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!..

[ivangrozny27]

feel sorry for the little turtle, must be stressful living in that pond.

[ivangrozny27]

US civil war??! Get the fuck outta here, thats amazing.

[ivangrozny27]

US civil war??! Get the fuck outta here, thats amazing.

[Volkovic7013]

Wanna see the big alligator snapping turtle?

Yeah

Take off your shoes and walk through that mud there, you'll see him...eventually

[mairoseify]

i thought the turtle was going to snap the aligator. and i was actually waiting for that. lol.

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

DAMN THAT TURTLE OUTLIVED OUR ANCESTORS!!!

[KaneandEthan]

Imagine all the money he would make if he stuck his hand in the mouth

[KumaJojo]

CTFxC!!!

[dojakill9]

thats all the long our country can last.....a turtles life

[DerWlXx3R]

dammit motherfucking sons of a bitch !

[DoctorSargeMD]

1:12 looks like the turtle just saw the Ring...

[barraki92reborn]

0:00-0:03

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'!

THAT HATIN'!

[StephanieLisaTara]

HAIKU

I hatch! Crawl! And swim!

Oh how I love my sweet life,

Turtles are special.

—A Green Sea Turtle

[ReinForceMent7]

he's 150yo n still cute!

[Mammasaymammasaw]

K so someone told me that these alli snappers have a really long neck, so long that if you're holding the back of it, it can turn it's neck all the way to it's butt to bite you! Is that true?

lol "It's 150 years old". "WOW!" *Leans in to hear more*

[ThatsGrotesque]

how the hell does he not know what the turtle is at the beginning

[claatu]

What an unprofessional way to conduct a documentary.

[Caddl123]

This is an old turtle..but not an "old wo/man"

The older they are the fitter and more life experiance they have..

How many peopl hav hunt hom and wantd to kill..or other "snapers" had fighted with this "veteran"

He "overlived" all !

I guess you,THIS turtle knows to fight for its life..

[OriginalMasters]

150 years old. I wanna live that long, damnit.

[EAZYmuthaphkkinE]

@OriginalMasters

so stop smoking you might live and see.

[realvendettas]

@OriginalMasters Thats a lot of suffering, Moses.

[ahmadclk]

@OriginalMasters I don't... think about how miserable you're life would be at around age 150 years old. You probably would be too old to walk or have to wear a diaper like other old people. I'd rather live to be around 65 years old and retain my youth than live to be 150 years old of living rotting meat.

[dwiilaster]

@OriginalMasters but then you'll end up just like the turtle: ugly, cranky, and snapping at anything that gets too close

[xNaSxAZx]

i like turtles

[kiko1544463]

Put your hand in there and youll see it back in a cpl of hours 0.o

[MrLexTalionis1]

 ALLIGAT"E"RS ? LOL

[XLSaga]

that is one grumpy old turtle

[tall32guy]

@XLSaga You get yanked around like they were doing to him and see if you can avoid being grumpy! LOL

[champgirl64]

"We do have alligater snaping turtles in the water"

his first thought was to poke it with a stick....

[supewarrior]

only Mario can defeat Bowser...

[Burntskull]

Thats a fucking monster!

[rioulduke2]

put your dick in his mouth and see what happens

[pacman5698]

150, he's still young.

[thatoneirishkoreaguy]

"Fuck John Wilkins Booth! I KILLED ABRAHAM LINCOLN WITH MY MOTHA FUCKIN TEETH BITCH!" XD

[ReyX1991]

150 years ol no wayt, its becouse he is so ugly the even death stays away from him XD

[XxmarleneXxsexxiiXx]

turtleSs aree dee fxxn SshyitEe !!! -33 [[;

[blakedienst]

he was charging his shoop lazer

[JohnMuise]

An ugly thing that that turtle can live to 150 yet a dog will only live to around 12-15??? da fuck?!?!

[TheSnakeIdiot]

@JohnMuise I think your dog would be pretty fucking ugly if it was 150 years old.

[tellshiar]

Okay, this turtle is not 150 years. I can tell by the wear and design of its carapace. Also, don't determine age by a lodged musket ball because it could have injested it several years or decades earlier where it found it. They have found license plates in the stomachs of sharks but it doesn't mean they are feeding on Interstate highways.

This turtle is approximately 35-40 years old.

[spartonne]

@tellshiar The 'design' of its carapace?

[tellshiar]

@spartonne Yes, by the size and wear of its plates. There have only been several known turtles indigenious to the USA that have been documented as over 100 years in age and this is not one of them.

[mckee2jeff]

@tellshiar ikr wat a dumb ass lol

[tellshiar]

@mckee2jeff Do you even know what a carapace or platstron are?

[IonoTheFanatics]

@tellshiar he said musket ball lodged in it,

it's one thing to have it in the digestion system...

it's another to have an authentic civil war era musket ball firmly lodged in it's flesh since the number of weapons capable of firing one is rare to begin with in this day and age, so unless someone owned a musket and an authentic civil war era musket ball and then FIRED it at the tortoise, or embed it into it somehow then the chance is somewhat unlikely and the wound age would show.

[MeitarBar1]

Didn't know the Jesse Pinkman is now on the Turtle business.

[pumazpawz]

They always film these scenes in the early morning before the animals have warmed up. They can barely move. No danger.

[JDubzzz420]

That guy does not know what he's talking about alligator snapping turtles do not have the second strongest bite of any animal. It's a powerful bite that can take of fingers and toes but it is not the second strongest.

[maskful]

haha he likes his mouth open

[Fishkid88]

What is that place ? And why do they have alligators and turtles ?

[PineappleAftermath]

0:01 Turtle: Nothing to worry about! u asked for it!

[wolffrost]

im more afraid of this monster than mexican cartels...

[elusuario989]

I would soo not put my dick in that mouth.. O_o

[flybydeath]

C'mon, try to get the turtle to give you a blowjob...

[Orbot]

It's GAMERA!!!!

[zeetran]

he carry that thing like it was a little baby.. 150pds my butt and 150yrs olds??? thats the only number he can remember? lol

[londonpopstar]

/user/londonpopstar

[saveitforus]

steve-o memories

[chipiboy1]

the alligators adopted the turtle

[Riles07]

That turtle in particular does NOT weigh 150 lbs LOL. Maybe 50 - 100.

[Bullshitnetworks2]

dirty jobs sounds like a old porn ^^

[jmartin733]

If that turtle weighs 150lbs that dude is a stud, just standing there holding him at arms lenght.

[CalVoFrK6532]

That's a turtle that likes Exodus and Cannibal corpse, and most likely slayer.

[81noxx]

damn looks like my grandma with her teeth out:S

[D3r3ct0rsCut]

in jackass 3.5 one of these bites steve-o's ass

[yemanyaaa]

- WHAT IS THAT!!!??

- thats a little turtle.. NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT ALLIGATERS!!

[m0nkEz]

I dare you to stick your finger in it's mouth.

[Jaydog1Party]

The information this guy says is not correct. The Alligator Snapping Turtle has a STRONG bite, but it's in the TOP 10 strongest jaw pressure bites, NOT SECOND. These turtles are capable of weighing MORE than TWO HUNDRED & FIFTY lbs, got that info from animal expert Jeff Corwin.

[meikotyke]

@Jaydog1Party  maybe jeff corwin is wrong? i mean this guy works them everyday,

[JiS01]

2 prehistoric animals, they been there before the dino's... RESPECT

[toxicmartoc]

And you can buy these as pets!

[Efrain891]

I wonder if he remembers the civil war

[gunnybunni]

damb thats an awsome turtle

[TheeMikester]

Alligator at 0:35: Yeah, you better run... Pussy...

[iBadx3]

thumbs up if u think the title meant the alligators are going to snap the turtle

[G3N3R4Lflapper]

legendary blastoise if you say LOOL

[XxXTroytheboy]

Damn nature u scary!!

[hosanna2323]

1:43 awwwuuuu :( :( :( as*hO*e i broke my arm!!!

[TheTrihorn1]

ha the alligator that goes after him after he walks by is really funny for some reason

[monicag8]

should it be kept in a pen with other alligators?

[FunkyFrank10]

The random turtle at the beginning of the video cracks me up for some reason.

[SH0CK3I2]

0:00 till 0:03 tortoise is like "fuck yeah"

[guitar19904]

@SH0CK3I2

fucking lols!

[vibe3d]

The guy managing the pool has a lot of resemblance to Justin Timberlake.

[brokenone22]

its so cute :P

[ChristianPaul75]

I literally see the big fat question mark above the turtle´s head while those experts are talking. ;)

[Jakusimore]

she looks beautiful ^^

[KingdomSieger]

=O

[erictuan1]

did he say we guesstimate @ 1:21

[lokitofiel777]

Blastoise !!!

[Bchaps860]

lmao on almost every turtle vid ive seen i see blastoise. but 150 years old? thats insane!

[tjfats2]

I used to eat snapper soup

Nearly impossible to find these days

[gallespaul]

Damn this thing is scary XD

[CrushTurtles]

@f91843 I was joking with her. I do know how to use it properly its the iternet, you dont have to use proper english... grammer nazi.

[sugarhitman]

Zoo Keeper: "Hey put that stick away."

Interviewer: "Are you crazy theres alligators laying all over the place!"

*alligator strikes at man*

LOOOLLL!

[CrushTurtles]

@vampiregirl12234 Silly you dont know anything your a girl.

[f91843]

@CrushTurtles lol so you say she doesnt know anything but you're the one that cant use the word You're properly in a sentence. the word your is used as in "is that your's" You're is you are. Tard