Toronto Sucks. A Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Music Video

[SalvableRuin]

I love Vancouver (British Columbia, not Washington).

[frigasmiga]

My teacher showed us this at school. We are now inspired to write out own songs insulting provinces as a project.

[Stevensc33]

I LIVE IN TORONTO AND EVEN I HATE IT!

[1SlapHappy1]

This isn't The Arrogant Worms...

[popamon451]

im not mad at this im from bantford

[random777hero]

alberta is full of hicks.

[sunnydale22]

Hahahaha! I've loved this song for YEARS and this is an awesome video you've made of it! Now of course I love all the provinces of this amazing country, and very much Ontario in fact, but this song just rocks... Maybe it helps that I'm from Alberta (;

[2cor518]

I love it when someone trying to sound impressive makes spelling and grammar mistakes. I'm sure the irony is lost on most Americans.

[b10003]

cant tell oil fans at all

[naughtycanuck]

Toronto and Ontario sucks ass. I hate this damn place. I wish I could move the hell out of this damn province.

[ColdColaCole]

<3 I think you're describing the U.S.A when you were describing the places

[SalvableRuin]

@theboogiemanoftoday It's called sarcasm. I was mocking the person who claimed that Canada is a British territory. Do you seriously think that I believe New York is a dutch trading post and not part of the US? And yes, I know what year it is... Geez.

[nicoleniki421]

These people must be

[nicoleniki421]

If ur Canadian , American or what ever Ontario doesn't suck you do ........BITCH!!

[ninearthify]

I take it you kids are from Edmonton :P

PS. Very funny song !

[mofunzonecom]

COMMMUNISTS

[thewheelpizza]

Da da Dee dooo and I hate you toooooo doo da de da da da dooo oh and I hate you tooooo

[xhellonhighheels69x]

lololol toronto does suck (and I live there)

[rends]

HAHAHAH when he said quebec's revolting and it makes me mad !

[trevP1867]

@rends its a joke if your going to take it serious you could be offended by every line of the song unless you are from Edmonton

[Iamorton]

Tdot and cali are the best

[Iamorton]

I bet these bitch ass haters are from fucking deadmonton

[kazianik]

GO LEAFS GO!!!

[kazianik]

GO LEAFS GO

[6oobs]

Tronoto is like the NY of Canada, lots of cabs, great places to see, awhole lot of imigrents

[bevz2nikki]

@6oobs no way man toronto is the original york new york is wanna be toronto

[LB40186]

@bevz2nikki ??? Toronto was established August 27, 1793... NYC was handed over to the British in 1664. Now then, which city is the original...?

[zebraheartz04]

He got ASS RAPED IN THE TREE

[cooldude11011]

No mister you suck! NEVER make fun of CORNER GAS

[SparksDrinker]

canada is the best neighbor possible. a big, soft pillow for us americans to rest out head on when we're tired. (that is a compliment and a put-down at the same time)

[HeatedUnderwear]

@SparksDrinker To rest your head on? Unless you forgot, we're bigger, and on top. Effectively you're our bitch.

[SparksDrinker]

@HeatedUnderwear using that logic i am my umbrella's bitch when i take it out in the rain.

[HeatedUnderwear]

@SparksDrinker All it does is stand there, you literally carry it around all day! All it's got to do is stand there and keep rain off you and in my experience they don't always do a good job of that. You are in fact the umbrellas bitch.

[SparksDrinker]

@HeatedUnderwear i only carry it around when i want to, i put it in the closet when i want to, and i throw it in the garbage when i want to. sounds like the umbrella is my bitch after all.

[arbisea]

@SparksDrinker No, America is Canada's pants.

[sunnydale22]

@SparksDrinker Or maybe America is Canada's nice, cushy seat that we can sit down on when we need a rest every once and a while. (that is kind of a compliment but mostly a put-down at the same time).

;)

[moquin63]

Effectivement Toronto c'est de la marde!!!! MONTRÉAL!!!!

[partyguarder]

Somebody should adapt this song for Dalton, so that it says "McGuinty Sucks".... and then all of those other Liberal asshats can be added in too...

' Trudeau sucks and Smitherman sucks, Miller sucks and Iggy sucks too!! ...'

[perfacetus]

I was given an mp3 of this when I went to visit a friend in Canada about 6 years ago, and I can still remember most of the words. Quality piece of comedy!

[CuttlefishPi]

They don't have eyes

[havocnuke9000]

they named scotia bank after nova scotia

[Jaggermeister678]

guitar tabbbbssss pleassseee anyone

[ClarissaMogentern]

what about Saskatchewan!? lol

[ChuckNorris7749]

@nick12d wtf is that suposed to mean health care benefits? you are one big dumbass, you are probably the least cared for kid i know!

[DukeLeto1994]

Edmonton says... Calgary sucks!

[whatveverwhatever]

haha i live in calgary ab its not bad (we are fucking rich with oil!!! MTFKER!!)

[Qu33NzNYC187]

Why does everyone hate canada is

#1. you guys think your the best

#2. you guys never come up with anything original (america jr.) Dont even make cars.

#3. nothing special up there

#4. girls aren't even that bad to brag

#5. not even a country (british territory)

#6. health care sucks up there cause all the good doctors go to america(bigger pay)

#7. toronto has no night life(as iv heard)

#8. peter griffin said so...

I know theres a big list why america sucks but i dont care im from new york city

[xinit]

@Qu33NzNYC187 Yes, and in Canada they have education that teaches us how to write in full, coherent sentences.

1. You're

2. So many things wrong with that. Besides, how's GM doing?

3. That's exactly what we want you to think. We don't want you to visit. Not Americans; you specifically.

4. I really have no idea what that says - did you write in in English, run it through google translate into another language and back?

[xinit]

@Qu33NzNYC187

5. Yes, a country with a real constitution, real money, and a real government. That's like saying New York isn't really a city, it's a Dutch colony.

6. I can see any GP right now, anywhere I like, and get treated just fine.

7. See my answer to #3 earlier.

8. Cartoon characters don't run our lives in Canada.

[WeStillHavePie]

@Qu33NzNYC187 Doesn't everybody think their country is the best? Should we all think that Austria or Denmark are the best? I know plenty of doctors who don't want to go to the US, but maybe France or Spain, where medical breakthroughs happen. Maybe doctors don't want to stitch up a toddler who was shot in the face. Oh, by the way, half of New York City is poor and lives in an apartment with twelve other people.

[DukeLeto1994]

@Qu33NzNYC187

1. Your grammar has failed you for the last time.

2. We make alot of shit for YOUR NASA and we invented one of the best Nuclear reactors.

3.We export 1.5 million barrels of oil a day to you guys. Last time I checked, you run on oil.

4. Made absolutely no sense.

5.We are a country that gives your workers a reason to work.

6.We just have an issue of doctors going to the states to exploit your horrible treatment of patients.

7.Haven't been to Toronto.

8.Cartoons aren't real

[mclarenf1lm10]

@Qu33NzNYC187

i should copy ur post since its too funny

1. nope, americans think theyre the best u should know that

2. lot of things, ex. blackberries

3. there is lots, read a book or use wikipedia lol

4. huh? girls here esp in toronto are great one reason we have variety of different girls indian, italian, spanish, etc. more than any other city

5. its not a british territory anymore wow u didnt know that lol

[OChubbyO]

@mclarenf1lm10 indian ewwwwww

filipino yehhhh

[mclarenf1lm10]

@OChubbyO thats weird lol, you just gussed my mixed background :P

[mclarenf1lm10]

@Qu33NzNYC187

6. cuz doctors go to the us means our healthcare is bad? a very stupid comment lol. they go for the money cuz they get paid a great amount. We have free healthcare, a broken leg wont cost us $500 ;)

7. wrong, we have many upscale clubs, one called guvernment which has been ranked in the top 10 by dj mag in the world, some years top 15. we have big artists/djs come in all the time

8. if ur going to follow a stupid mentally retarded character then NUFF SAID!

[MrYomum]

@Qu33NzNYC187 wow u must be very dumb i bet youve never bin to canada

[SalvableRuin]

#1. Not true.

#2. Not true.

#3. Define "special."

#4. Huh?

#5. Canada is not a British territory, but thank you for reminding everyone how ignorant Americans are about the world they live in.

#6. Canadian doctors go to the states because they are paid more, not because healthcare in Canada sucks. Our healthcare system is better than yours.

#7. You heard, huh. You must be an expert.

#8. No comment.

Yeah, New York is just a Dutch Trading post, so not really part of the US.

[hfdbl]

Toronto sucks as much as Calgary does.

[cousins4ever1]

I love every place in Canada!<3

[bevz2nikki]

@cousins4ever1 :) yay 

[underman1]

I would like to move out of Toronto ASAP, really, Toronto sucks, I mean like the gangster infulence came here the people are really mean here, there are crazies here who talk to themselves. The schools suck, we have teachers who do not really care about their jobs, they care about money :(. Once I move out of Toronto, I want to see it rot, and BTW, how come Toronto is one of the most livable cities when it is terrible

[dancing123lover143]

toronto is better than alberta

[ninja6kid]

women are fat in toronto?lol you need to change bars bro...or stop hanging around brampton....toronto has some of the most beautiful women on the western hemisphere next to montreal and south america. Other than that, toronto sucks horse cock.

[Mrleafsfan93]

i laughed so hard how it said peanuts are 1000 dolars in the acc. i love the leafs, but they really are to expensive.

[wendighoul]

@Love4SK Try Quebec city, it has all the beautiful architecture (esp. inside the walls) but the people there are awesome, and the food! Oh man!

[cableconnection6]

Toronto's far from perfect. But Alberta is a stinking pile of Racist shit-hole. Dammed Texan wannabes.

[jaedinandzoe]

Woohoo GO EDMONTON ALBERTA. calgary sucks!!!

[footyspoak]

well done lol. Toronto isn't overrated you weirdos

[aaronfox197063]

ALBERTA SUCKS!!!!!!! fuck u who ever made thid video

[wendighoul]

@aaronfox197063 Alberta is the world's largest rat-free land mass (actually, I'm not sure that's true anymore)

[markd3570]

When I think of people/

Who are proud for no reason/

I think of the place/

With only one season/

People brag about you, unabated/

Toronto, Ontario, you're so overrated

[chucky6351]

ASS

[viva0la0life]

now compare that to New York

it's just as bad!

[sudburylawyer]

this song is by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, not the Arrogant Worms.

[canadiens9231]

toronto sucks!!! montreal rocks

[SatanistTV]

Canada cares too much for the poor!

I say let them roll over and die!

Refugees are like parasite contamination to our economic stability!!!

[TR3Y4LI4E]

CANADA SUCKS

USA 4 LIFE!

[gtsomething]

@TR3Y4LI4E

Did you say that when we won our 14th gold medal too?

[NATattack777]

lol he died!!!!lmao this is just like amazing in the pants!!!

[MiraxTerrik1]

Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank ... ahahahahahaha

[ClarissaMogentern]

but edmonton does

[ClarissaMogentern]

I luv them! haha. >=( calgary doesn't suck!

[cooldude11011]

u cant diss corner gas

[cooldude11011]

i don't like this video because they dissed CORNER GAS. i would be happier if the the person didnt use that picture but the song is good. U SUCK ARchedukeme

[mochopz]

Alberta is gay.

 if i wanna live around rednecks ill just go to Mississippi.

[danhabsfan9]

Alberta's awesome! i went there last year and it was great and the people were great. much beter than being trapped ina louzy old city.

[lola059]

ontario rules and so does toronto boo usa and its the toronto zoo not ontario zoo w.a.b alberta is boaring anyway i live in toronto.

and its 10 times better i bet youve never even been there person who made this .and i agree with overflamd

[danhabsfan9]

what kind of dumbass comes on to a video that makes fun of a place they love?

[vincentvanceable]

Only a dumbass canadian would make fun of their own country!

[danhabsfan9]

@vincentvanceable yes but we're not making fun of Canada. we're making fun of Toronto.

[DookuWan]

@danhabsfan9 Yeah, who cares about Toronto. BC wasn't made fun of very much. Whoooo!!!

[wendighoul]

@vincentvanceable It's called having a sense of humour about yourself, try it sometime, it's very liberating.

[matt452]

the arrogant worms are actually from kingston ontario lol

[isaidi007]

this is funny.. because no body is really offended..

I see the comic humor in it.. but really.. but one could say Alberta is full of rednecks.

Sure this video pokes at typical stereo types of each province, but i say it gives us all Canadians an identity .. !

BTW, Calgary does suck! Especially the Flames!

[danhabsfan9]

new brunswick really doesn't have good mall. haven't been there alot though.

[m33lad]

My God man1! The system of Ontario drives you insane!!! OMG I wana solve my issue of my driver license & they drive you up the walls!!

They give you 5#'s and 10different locations with busy rammed offices & No one knows nothing.

MY GOD MAN!! I F**KING HATE ONTARIO!! I like every other province though, they don't go on your nerves and the ppl outside of Ontario R pretty normal & the price & the tax kills you here!!

& oh yah the crazy rules!!

[raiderdline61]

Damn Quebec!...oh wait...I'm from Quebec...

Ok....Damn Ontario!

[gaillard35]

Quebec is the best province in Canada, the rest just sucks because english people are stupid

[QueenComment]

Would that sound less stupid in french?

[sudburylawyer]

les anglais sont des sans desseins

see it does sound less stupid!

[wendighoul]

@QueenComment

[Nicsmovies]

Gah more of this shit, we are the same country for god sakes... Lest stop fighting about this and make fun of some mexicans :D

[OverFlamd1054]

k,......brothers from East to west, listen for a moment, lets not fight with each other, are true enemy is one much worse, THE USA!!!! Not only do we play them in 13 hours, arenational pride is on the line. Lets not fight over wat province is the best, lets focus on a true common enemy, lets remember y we are a country (hmm lets c, other countrys are formed over a similar climate,timezone, habit, Canada has no of that) LETS GO CANADA (all of it only together can we win!!)

[Schabziger]

This song, called "The Toronto Song", is actually by another Canadian Comedy group, Three Dead Trolls is a Baggie. Google it.

[assfault88]

Only Alberta assholes like Alberta... And everyone from Calgary hates Edmonton, so if Calgary sucks and everyone from there think Edmonton sucks, then it's safe to assume all of Alberta sucks.

Come to think of it... Only great place in Canada is Montreal. :P

[SparrowFreak]

Chill.. it's a song lol.

[QueenComment]

I think there was a tongue in his cheek.

[danhabsfan9]

@assfault88 right on man!!

[assfault88]

Haha, habsfan--I wonder where you're from!

[danhabsfan9]

@assfault88 well actually i'm from guelph which is an hour away from toronto... which sucks... but i like to think that i'm from PEI since that's where my dad's from.

[assfault88]

Oh, alright, that's cool. I would have guessed Montreal, though.

[esto94]

uh you got the wrong London... they were talking about London Ontario..

[ArchedukeME]

im fully aware of that, that was the joke :D

[esto94]

Whoops... i hate it when that happens :P

sorry about that :D

[iamalittlespy]

I don't know about this song, but I just visited Toronto and loved it :-) A big cosmopolitan city with friendly and polite people. If it wasn't so cold, I'd be over there in a heartbeat. Respect....from Boston.

[edithzelaya]

the arrogant worms are from alberta..:P

[dariemkillu]

soo ture. i'm from toronto and i think it's bad. edmonton is better

[sdbxb71]

%#*! this vid i live in toront ontaro rules

[danhabsfan9]

@sdbxb71 so you think toronto is great and yet you came onto a video that's called toronto sucks. well that just shows you the intellegince of torontonians.

[sdbxb71]

@danhabsfan9 well im sorry for loving my city

[danhabsfan9]

@sdbxb71 i'm sorry too.

[cholinesdebines]

LOLOL!!!! this is great!

Alberta sucks though, I mean all that oil and no big hair ANYWHERE in that dull as dishwater puddle of a province!

[genchandy]

Me-: BARF!

Cousin: LOL!

Me: You like getting insulted, HUH?!

FINE! Go ahead and let them treat you like a tool!

[Crey2237]

dude wtf

[DemonInsanity]

Hahaha, the puck thing made me laugh XD. Also, every time I hear this song I keep trying to listen for my town being listed, but I'm never sure |D.

[Roborat1]

great vid, was this with flash? must've taken ages to sync the words

[wrestlemania1992a]

alberta for life. WOOP WOOP. :D

[soccerkid75]

the people are good it must have taken a long time to make this but over all it was good :)

[JAMamation]

I find this video quite offensive, I'm british and i love Toronto, sorry but this song is shit.

[xerin101x]

@JAManation

No, nobody mentioned Britain. The 'London Sucks' bit is a joke, coz theres a city in Ontario called London.

[JAMamation]

I know there is a london in ontario, ive been there.

i dont care if they mentioned britain :P lolz. i just love T.O.

toronto rules, thats why i find it offensive.

how does toronto suck? wow

[ArchedukeME]

somebody hasnt seen the leafs play before lol :D

[billnyethe1742]

@ArchedukeME LOLOL ROFLCOPTER AHHAHAHAHAAH WOW OMGWTFBBQ that is a funny comment whew,

[ClarissaMogentern]

@ArchedukeME LOL!

[Roborat1]

all the things things they said...

[wiimote123456789]

someone must be very isolated.

[superacer1]

@JAMamation dude its a fuckin song dont get ur panties all up in a bunch..

[JAMamation]

thanks anyway, coz some dumb brits might think that they meant the london in britain.

[sheevemasta]

Good video and great song but ya it is Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie not the worms, the worms are from Ontario.

[designsbyvickyvk]

don't agree since I'm from Ontario..:) but it's still funny.

[modanowho]

1:05 -1:11 sucks shows how much creativity you guys have....

[modanowho]

This video would be funny if it were at all true. The problem with the rest of Canada is that they dont get the attention that Toronto does, and this is what we call jealousy. Anyone who goes out of their way to make a video about how much a city sucks should really step back and take a look at themselves to think about what they just did, you let this amazing city get to you so much so that you realize how much better Toronto is compared to wherever you live. Toronto = Best city in Canada.

[ErinLulz]

Uhmm, it's a joke. kay.

[modanowho]

Uhmm, i don't care about your opinion. kay.

[genchandy]

For a brief moment, I thought that was South Park!

[seanababy16]

I have to disagree, Toronto does not suck. But this song is very very funny! :)

[genchandy]

I'm from British Columbia!

[sunnymuffins4]

yey i dont suck i live in lethbridge ab

[wiccachick55555]

i love the part with the hockey puck!

[hypermonkey600]

ahaha i 'm from Calgary very funny song

[FlareHunter76]

the animation makes this song 10 times better!!!

[rudolphna54]

This song actually is by Three dead trolls in a baggie... The same guys who did the War of 1812.

[theteedot]

toronto is the best city in canada and one of the best in north america

[kko75]

yes with the top ten worst streets in canada.

torontonians rudest people in canada

[ekushay3]

LOL BC! XD

this song's hilarious.

[mutineer82]

Go Blues!!!!!!!!!!!!

[penguinboi87]

BTW, this song is by Three Dead Trolls, not Arrogant Worms

[Celmar9]

yup

[ArchedukeME]

element1108 has been blocked for being annoying :)

[MommaKathleen]

I agree i live in ontario and most of it suxxs but the great lakes rock and calgagry rocks

[Limitations]

The one thing that unites all Canadians is that we agree that Toronto sucks. Oh and stupid Edmontonians. Calgary rocks! The only good thing you have the West Edmonton Mall... and that's over priced.

[Flamespown16]

well calgary rocks dick holes from edmonton hahahha thats why your hockey team fails and football team fails and you city fails and your penis fails because you have a mangina

[hyracatherium]

hey, oilers aren't bad, they only used to loose to the winnipeg jets. lol. Wish they would come back. Just so I don't have to drive then hours to edmonton. :( but, Calgary is awsome

[matt1545]

in alberta, we dont think tornto sucks , we know they suck, but toronto doesnt and people wish they had been born in alberta but not calgary

[goldenchocolate]

ive only seen toronto from the air, but it looks so BORING!!!

BUT, there is worst: Quebec City and Calgary!!!

[vato2030]

Toronto is cool, but our hockey team sucks like s**t

[TheCaptainLulz]

toronto likes to pretend its the center of the universe. the truth is, its a massive colony of yuppies that should be exterminated.