WHAT WOULD YOU DO? (12/15/09-286)

[MissLaraful]

I would party :)

[TallDarkandHandsome3]

Me being black, if I suddenly appeared in the 50s, I would shit my pants.

[therockergirl14]

my mom does that do not smile thing anytime im mad and it ALWAYS works... im 15

[Bendover6900]

PDP 2:50

[JansProduction]

Thank god its only one month left until Christmas! ;)

[thisismyusername103]

your anorexic

[princesspout89]

Charlie Daniels goes to my church! I met him! :D

[YoCodeMaN]

I laughed...so hard when he threw that baby doll lol

[icecreamcakex2]

haha my teacher would play that song every morning

[dolphin1998x]

I would prevent Justin bieber ,rebecca black and people who hare the SHAYTARDS from being born

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

whenever i do the "don't smile" thing to my little cousin. she really wants to be "mature" and purposely doesnt smile for at least 10 minutes ! Unless i do something stupid .....

[Awesomesauce1214]

Hahahhahaha Shay threw a baby doll

[xovolleyball316]

@Awesomesauce1214 it would be so freakin' funny if a car drove by.

[SalinAzmi]

whenever shay says do not smile, i couldn't stop laughing! because i am 10

[TommyTrain99]

if u came to see shay throw the doll press 2 and it will get closer

[landth78]

In the annotations, the last line says, "But until then it looks like my 3 kids will have to do. THANK YOU!"

Omgosh xD Hehe

I'm guessing it says 3 kids instead of four on purpose? ... Hopefully? 

[TommyTrain99]

@landth78 rocktard wasnt born yet for these volgs

[GeeTheBee104]

i would find joan jett and become a member of the runaways...

[GeeTheBee104]

"AWW SHES SO CUUUUTEEE!" we knew that was coming!!

[iwillgarrett55]

FLYING BABY NICE WON SHAY NO REALY NO WON

[mininouse12]

i would find my great grandma and live with her

[portblazerfool]

most people are on their way to work at 8:30. a hell of a more diverse schol than their other place.

[SeattleSeahawksGirl]

Pause at 2:36

FLYIN BABY!

[angelm722]

i love it that when mommytard tries to wake shay up and then babytard comes and he wakes up

[DeadFishVlogs]

The Primus version says "Son of a B***h!". That must have been the version he heard.

[TommyTrain99]

@wwwtotalitaerde what the **** of a comment was that

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@TommyTrain99 Germany did not change. Check out the books I uploaded on Wuala. The link is in the description of all of my films. This helps to understand 3rd Reich Germany and todays Germany.

For an example of bainwashing techniques being used in todays Germany, you may want to check out my film about the Anneliese Michel "Exorcism" case.

[TommyTrain99]

@wwwtotalitaerde ._.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@TommyTrain99 Check out my new films about how the German BND, the former 3rd Reich GESTAPO, tricked the US into the Iraq war.

[miah4l0ve]

12/15 is mah birthday l0ol

[drakegtr2]

6:18 they say "Ratatatat and mommytards bum!" lol

[morganlam1]

@drakegtr2 hahha tht would be weird for 5 year olds but they said ratatata and drummy drum drum...i think :\ lol

[justSHAIWIN]

I was babysitting this kid one time and she threw a HUGE fit for no reason so I tried the "Do not smile whatever you do do not smile" I thought it was working at first but then she started screaming at the top of her lungs and then she spit in my face.

Story of my life people.

[Shemarriedacloud]

I would look for Doc and avoid my parents.

[SegaShmu]

aww sontard went to get princesstard's baby toy after shay threw it 2:39

[souloffly]

what's the name of that awesome song you played in your iphone before you guys went in the restaurant

btw, u guys r awsome, i hope i can have something close to that in 10 yrs

[dumbdadsthinkalike9]

I don't like sontard because he is to rough & mean

[JoeOwnsCanada]

@dumbdadsthinkalike9 you have to be a troll. He is the sweetest, nicest boy I have ever seen

[dumbdadsthinkalike9]

I think it was so cute that when Shay said good morning babytard i made me remeber my little sister camorn would say that to my dad.Now she is dead from

cancer:(

[JasmineVlogs]

i'd warn people about rebecca black.

[UHOHcamry]

Nothing like watching old Shaytard videos<3 Best Family Ever.

[jennieandpeterfan]

at 8:02 pt looks like mt awww =)

[MrWrestlingmaniac1]

when the girl says where did pwn come from?

who else thought:

pwned comes from the word owned which comes from the word cat :)

[FillishTV]

@MrWrestlingmaniac1 oh yeah! nigahiga FTW!! xD

[xXxBlackwaterXxX]

haha when he throws the doll. hilarious

[Stellarifi]

I keep replaying the bit where Shay throws PT's doll. HILARIOUS! xD

[Diveful101]

haha he's just like me in the morning :D

[birkholz0930]

Shay: "Awwww....she's so cute!" *throws the baby doll.

Princesstard: "She's asleep!"

hahahahahahaha. everytime he throws that baby doll i burst out laughing. :]

[SephoraLush7]

Last video he wanted to know how many times she said ":Shay!" 1. lol

[RockleeNinjaPenguin]

OMFG SO HILARIOUS XDDDD

[sazzie8101]

Feels weird to be watching christmas shaytard vids at the beggining of June...

[MissLimePanda]

omg, the x-mas show in U.K. is so different. All of the kids have to wear a costume and usually the show is at night :P

[duma8232]

one of the only times shay doesnt look like a weirdo with his camera out

[BouncingPandaa]

hahaha ohmygoshh i forgot this was an old video and i thought that baby doll was rock tard!

[DaveWannabeFunny]

i would  invent google

[ujustmetagirlnamed]

DEREK (OR DERRICK(SP?) IS A MAJOR BABE

[ThaThumkee]

christmas in tshirts and its very sunny?? where i live its cold and snowy

[gustav234]

Doesnt this guy get tired of hanging around his family all day ? I dont mean to be rude and he has a great family but I would go nuts if I had to spend all my day around the fam.

[CheriS33]

@gustav234 apparently you don't have kids. Because if you didn't "hang around the family all day" the state would call it child abandonement! What were you thinking?! FYI, most people who have kids, Want to hang around the family all day. Sure, sometimes they drive you nuts, but parents don't get the luxury of running off and hanging out with their friends... it's called being an Adult.

[CheriS33]

@gustav234 apparently you don't have kids. Because if you didn't "hang around the family all day" the state would call it child abandonement! What were you thinking?! FYI, most people who have kids, Want to hang around the family all day. Sure, sometimes they drive you nuts, but parents don't get the luxury of running off and hanging out with their friends... it's called being an Adult.

[TheWorldofSpud]

02:32 If your here for the Intro that just saved you 2 minutes

[BeccaKiddo96]

i love the way mommy tard goes SHAAAY! XD!

[JTProductionFilms121]

This is the video from Shay's newest video's intro! YESSS! In the intro, the first time I saw it, for some reason I though Shay grabbed babytard's elbow and FLUNG her across the street and that's why Mommytard screamed "SHAAAY!" But I rewound and was like "Shay would NEVER EVER do that!" hehe.... :)

[skateellz]

Thumsb up if your here becuase this video was on the intro on the video FAT GUY GETS STUCK

[WattsyName]

hahah "dont smile" thats a good one.. does it work with dont thumbs up

[CurHershi]

@0misselizabeth0 @solidarityIX jesus, just grow up! do you really need to fight on a VIDEO? -.-

[0MissElizabeth0]

@CurHershi it doesnt really matter its over now no point in you bringing it back up again .

[KafeKawaiiChan]

I do the whole "Don't smile!" thing with the kids I babysit. Works every time. =)

[PandaLuvsYooh]

@KafeKawaiiChan lol so do I !!!:P

[lillady939]

the dad looks and sounds like jack black haha

[Pumpernickel006900]

the neglected chubby ones gonna go berserk some day

[monicaleighxoxo]

Can't we all just get along? Shay would not approve of this.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX the reality is neither of us knows that family personally. so you writing me in the first place to try and argue with me was ridiculous and stupid, regardless of what comment I left. I have a YouTube account I watch videos and I leave comments just like everyone else stop acting like you're their personal defender and get a damn life of your own.

[Ajima987]

like your beard =D

[iamsatich]

I would sell shays beard on ebay

[n4di4133]

omgz mym mom sings too ts so annoying

[RKr894]

Wow dude Ur life is awsome

[peterpiranha]

someone should make that into a film, I'm imagininga cross between the hangover and back to the future

[mybabyscat1]

i would tell everybody what would happen

[balletgirly1212]

I told you once, you son of a BEEP!

[ItsJesseNotJessica]

I'm curious? Do you call them Mommytard, Sontard, babytard etc.. when the camera isn't rolling? :D

[neishy3]

@0MissElizabeth0 He is just joking around!! If you watch the other video of him throwing the dolls the kids are doing it also! He is just having some fun!

[0MissElizabeth0]

@neishy3 I've watched A LOT of them. #1 thru 370-something, plus the ones from last June onto now. They are cute to watch but every now and then some of the things I see bug me. He is a good Dad tho, for sure.

[Philwill92]

i exploded

[ZachBlogs]

I would probably go warn the government about natural disasters ect... they'll think i'm crazy, for a while. then i'll be like the fortune teller of the world.

[addiegriff]

aw they were so cute:) and still are:)

[eduardoferrification]

I WOULD WORK AS A HOOKER JK I WOULD BE A CRAZY HOMLESS MAN PREDITING THE FUTURE!!!

[SuperKateEight]

well cosidering that i have a complete disregard for socio economic trends i would try to spend money and use my phone but when it wouldnt work i would get mad and sell my phone and then the guy would be like whoa did you make that? and i would be like YES! and then i would be a bazzilionaire :)

[mgilbo]

i would open up in account that would gain interest then when i come back to the present i would be rich!!

[Lizzchip146]

MY MOM DOES THE SAME THING 1:29 weird?

[DomoCullen]

id sell my iphone for $10000000 :D poor sucker wouldnt even know how to use it. plus he couldnt call of txt. XP

[tzsinger5]

he should have worn his turkey suit when he shaved his beard! (butterball turkey? get it?! hehe )

[DachshundLover33]

my school did th same program!!!

[MohammeddKhan]

OH lord look at the beard

[PurplePlatypusPoop]

you throw princesstards doll...sontard runs and gets it but you edit that part out...and you just laugh with babytard

[FairytaleDream13]

cafe 50's- like cafe 80's in back to the future 2!

[Cookie4cora2lee]

hahaha "I'm not a pirate I'm the DEVIILL!!!"

[ipokepokemon]

its 4 in the morning and i cant be bothered going through multiple pages of comments to find the answer so whats the name of the song when there in the car its awesome and i know it was on guitar hero 3 or 2 or something so yeah what's it called

[slyrader1]

sooooooooooooooooo cute

[haunting38]

Sontard, so very zealous about the program.

[towelmuppet]

Mommytard and Princesstard look so alike. PT is so cute stealing the limelight 7:57 to 8:15.

[whenmonkeysattack16]

Why does that "Do not smile" thing ALWAYS work. When I was younger, it always worked

[MegsandAsh]

LMFAOO i was cracking up when u threw the doll hahaha and pt's face! hahaha <3

[caddog0sugar]

That was sooo mean when Shay threw Princesstard's doll! If I was 4 and someone threw my doll, I probably would have cried! The doll's face could have busted!

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Sontard looks like he could beat up all the other kids in his class haha And he was like one of the few kids who looked like they knew what was going on during the singing thing! lol Sontard is awesome!

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That would be COOL to be in the 50s! I'd go to NYC and go shopping :) And visit my family!

[SpoiledBeauty91]

If it magically became the 50s again i would have stole bill gates ideas!!

[joakimnoren]

Am I the only one that started to think of The Simpsons when Mommy-Tard said that the clock was 7:42 (As in 742 Evergreen Terrace = the adress of The Simpsons)

[MelanieAlexandria]

awwww she's so cuuute *tosses doll* lmaooo!

[dirtylos30]

LMAO 2:30 !. I can't get enough of it

[reneandrj]

lulz the other parents vid cams are lame

[marryjanne420]

at 3:40 babytard does mommytards smile and shoulder shrug

[Disneyrockerify]

i would see every pg 13 movie and be as bad as i can be because the police were bad back then.

[Disneyrockerify]

i would like totaly see a pg13 movie ooooo im bad. hahaha lol.

[ShayTardisawsomeman]

hahahhaha y==ou threw the doll hilarious!

[sjgoasy]

@0MissElizabeth0 Maybe it's because he knows that PT won't get seriously upset and maybe BT would. He knows his kids and how they react to certain things.

[shelbylynntatro]

@0MissElizabeth0 Well he probably felt bad for throwing her doll, he wouldnt do it again smart one

[lovecanonlyburn]

@0MissElizabeth0 uh, have you not watched any shaytards? obviously not, cause if you are complaining about shays treatment of the children you dont know how much he loves them.

[TheMisteryvampire]

@0MissElizabeth0 that was SO FLIPPING FUNNY! i was laughing for like 10 minute lol! im not sure if its just funny or im really slapp happy cause its like 12

[0MissElizabeth0]

@TheMisteryvampire Tee Hee! :-D

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 You don't give up do you? You only see what you want to see, stop being so idiotic.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX views + comments = more money for the shaytards so you just run along and play your little video games ;-)

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 Was that supposed to be clever? Where did I say I wasn't a fan of the Shaytards? Christ, you're much more idiotic than I first assumed.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX I was referring to your channel. idiot.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 No, you were saying that my viewing of this video is giving Shay and his family money and you were assuming that I was a hater. You made yourself look a tit, and I may have video games on my channel, but you have a bunch of shit music so we're even.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX Was I really? you moron, I was talking about my views and comments GEEZE you are so incompetent!

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 So what you're saying is, instead of watching the video and commenting I should go and do something else, which in your case you pointed out was video games, which in the end means less views and less money for Shay. Gee, you're not helping your dumb bitch image.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX you've obviously already watched this one so - FAIL AGAIN for you. Loser.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 You've obviously already watched it too, so either way your comment didn't make sense. Jesus christ, I don't understand how someone can be so stupid.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX that's a stupid argument - I am back here replying to your dumb ass. Go about your stupid life and don't pay attention to my comments and everything will be great. f*@king retard.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 And I'm back here replying to your dumb ass, so why use the fact that Shay gets money from me doing this when I'm happy for the fact that Shay earns money from me doing this? You blow my mind.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 You weren't talking about me, yet you replied to me. Ah, yes I see how that might happen if you're a dumb bitch. And yes you're one of those stupid people who choose one video where the slightest incident involving princesstard happens and then you cry how she gets no attention.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX "one of those people" that pays attention? you bet.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 One of those people that feels they can judge how Shay treats his children from a minute portion of each day, grow up.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX they're usually 10 mins or more, times 365 days in one year, which he's been doing this for 2 so that's 730 . . . ugh I'd say we've all seen a significant amount ! so that stupid argument will not work with me.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 10 minutes or more, eh? So let me work this out, that's 23 hours and 50 minutes of every day that isn't caught on camera. Times that by 365 and that's a HELL of a lot more time spent off camera than he uploads here. You have no idea how he treats Princesstard and don't pretend you do.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX you . don't . know . that .

stop

replying

to

me

now that I have requested this of you it's becoming harrassment.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 Harassment? Ahahahaha. You're telling me that I can't know that so by your logic neither can you. You're so fucking brain dead, seriously, kill yourself. Dumb bitch ahahaha.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX do you really want to have this conversation? I can give you very specific examples of why I make the comments I make. Just because you and that Giants prick don't like them doesn't mean they're not true. You want me to send you a message with all the videos I've watched where he acts like that towards her?

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 You can send me all those videos, and then do you know what you'll find? There are 700 other videos where he doesn't. Shut the fuck up already. Nice job deleting your comments when you know they're wrong.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX you teenage wanker ahahahahahah

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX besides that "shit music" you mention is DANNA RICHARDS, Shay likes her and has promoted her and her music in his videos a couple times, so good job genius.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 Firstly, just because Shay likes something doesn't mean it isn't shit. Secondly, I was referring to your list of your favourite music which contains some terrible, terrible artists.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX Shay used a Danna Richards intro on his vlog today ! Triple Fail for you.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 Once again, just because Shay uses something doesn't mean it's automatically good. The fact that you seem to hang on his every action shows just how pathetic you actually are.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX Actually no, Danna writes and records an original song everyday. She plays the piano, the guitar, and the ukulele. I just like her. You just jump to a bunch of conclusions because you're an imbecile. STOP writing me and go back to your video games.

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 Did I say Danna was bad? No, I didn't. Obviously you can't comprehend basic English and need to go back into education.

[0MissElizabeth0]

@SolidarityIX  "but you have a bunch of shit music so we're even" that's exactly what you said. DROP DEAD!

[SolidarityIX]

@0MissElizabeth0 Someone's getting angry now, haha. Didn't I just tell you I was referring to your list of your favourite artists on your profile, which Danna doesn't actually appear in. With every reply you make you ensure that I'm winning this argument.

[xLittleMonsterSamx]

@0MissElizabeth0 I agree with you. Shay used to treat Princesstard like that a LOT before Rocktard came. There's a reason your comment has thumbs up and certain other people's don't. I'm sorry you're being criticized so much...

[0MissElizabeth0]

@xLittleMonsterSamx aww, thanks for that :)

But I'm a stubborn & opinionated person, not to mention argumentative, I can take anything they dish out. :)

[xLittleMonsterSamx]

@0MissElizabeth0 I'll probably delete my previous comment after you read it so people don't troll me too.

[Kelsiness2]

FTC :D

i am now watching the shaytards vlogg.

[contonas]

plz let me be soccer tard adopt me plz????

[chrissytinalalala]

Your kids are adorable! I love the way you guys interact with them too. ^_^

[JustMeAnu24]

lawl sontard is so cute when he's preforming

[TheWATERBOTTLE1999]

Shay u r a crease. Lol the doll throw was hilarious lmao

[BrynnyBoppins]

i love how shay is getting all pissed off at mommytard and then.. "hi babytard :) good morning, gimme kiss"

so cute :)

[joejonas754]

"SHE'S ASLEEP!!"--Princesstard on her doll. LOL jeez. that cracked me up.

[peaceshan70]

princesstard's reaction to the doll throw is sooo cute!! she's sleeping!

[lehwalddude]

When he threw the doll i laughed so hard

[dljdljdljdljdlj]

Pause at 3:41. I promise you'll explode from the cuteness.

[whenmonkeysattack16]

@dljdljdljdljdlj Yep...it happened. Thanks for that....how am I typing this?

[Kurosaki2Ichigo9]

@dljdljdljdljdlj i exploded, reformed, exploded again, and here i am, exploded.

[NinetiesYouth]

@dljdljdljdljdlj pause the beginning and 7:22 to explode from the cuteness

[SuperSpoonProduction]

when mommytard was waking up shay thats what im like in the morning XD

[NattyFTW]

I thought it was hilarious when he threw the doll. Oh well, looks like I'm going to hell.

[emmyvee12]

i love u shay

[hertzdoughnut500]

What would I do? Find Doc Brown!!

[bekfry2]

That beard is horrible!

[lubylu312]

SHE'S ASLEEEEP! xD

[luvyougranny]

my mom would sing '' GET UP RIGHT NOW CRISTINA!!!!!!!!'' it always worked

[mickchick2020]

my mom would ing "rise and shine and give god the glory glory" drives the heck outta me

[09meandmyhorses]

Christmas without snow?!?! Haha.... <33