Eddie Izzard Dress To Kill 1999

[igormantooth]

unreal.



[JustFartProductions]

"Because splashy splashy is the aquatic equivalent of 'do you want a cup of coffee?'"

[BlackSuitSpideyy]

The death star. Just full of British actors opening doors and going: "oh, I'm. Oh..." XD

[dmond93]

Fishey Bob xD Best name ever.

[NeiraRea99]

1:11:42 Lol his face XD he has some funny facial expressions.

[AyameNaruki]

Are the Italians on scooters saying "Ciao" or "Vee"? ^J^

[cooljwj]

funny as hell!!!!

[TheMrInverted]

The credits:

"Executive Producer

Eddie Izzard"

Shouldn't that be "Executive Transvestite"?

[freewilly2fly]

the pope sounds south African...

[rageshgr]

This was fantastic, rivetting!

[themagicirclemages]

He's a wonderful comedian who has made me laugh so much my voice broke ..... so that's fun .... i mean that's funny ..... because it made me sound like a mass murdering fuck head

[Alex04041000]

I wish he did more of this now.

[TheGreencreeper]

eddies style of comedy is the best and most original ive seen ever love it

[FireHawk459z]

He really loves to compare things to Scrabble.

[earlandbob]

i like to end my show with a kind of "oh..." feeling! XD

[GermanConquistador08]

"Hey I'm crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes! Do you want to rack a baby?! WE GOT BABIES ON RACKS!"

[pigpig252]

"YOU THERE CAKE OR DEATH?"

"err I'll have the cake please"

"Well were OUT OF CAKE, we only had three bits"

"so my choice is OR DEATH?"

"I'm afraid so..."

"I'll have the chicken then please!"

"tastes of human sir"

Hahahaha classic!

[pigpig252]

My French isn't that good but I'm sure I heard something about a monkey driving a bus carrying Sandra bullock and keanu reeves lol

[savio1980]

He is a British National Treasure. Absolutely brilliant .

[GhostGuitars]

fuckin maguckin

[TwilightWitch16]

45:13 The cake is a lie!!

[clockworkengine]

Humperdinck is dead! No, he has a cold. No, a tan!

[LightningRing14]

Still not convinced he is a full transvestite :P

[chocolateiswinning]

theres 2 types of snow boarding 1 is standing up tall and the 2nd is... DEAD!! LOL XDDDDDDDDDDD this guy is amazing

[NinjaShuffler611]

Okay, so i'm pretty sure i just learned french watching this video.

[NecromancerJennyfer]

Man: Bless me father for I have slept with my neighbors wife.

God: Heard it, I want an ORIGINAL Sin!

Man: Oh, sorry, forgive me father, I will try harder.

I love this guy, best history lesson ever!

[Maxxis247]

BANG!!!!! Thats shouldn't kill too many people............ Right?

[RachelNo1mjfan88]

I had a dream bout Eddie recently lol, can't remember any of it tho, just Eddie next to me, wearing lots of eyeliner lol! He's awesome xD.

[mickiblay1]

It's just the Rebels sir... They're here.

. . . . MY GOD, man. Do they want tea?

. . . No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they brought a flag. . .

[theflyingflea]

1:24:40 EXACTLY, MY FRIEND, EXACTLY

[theflyingflea]

Around 1:13:00 I snorted automatically and woke my daughter who jumped out of her sleep, dropped her pacifier, made a shocked/sad face, and is now crying. I'm sorry, love, but it was funny! ...You'll understand one day.

[ElSkulduggo]

you a Mormon?"

My fave part.

(Sorry about the gap, I couldn't fit it all in.)

[ElSkulduggo]

"Mr Pope. I'm going to marry my first wife, and then I'm going to divorce her. Now I know what your gonna say, but stick with me, my story gets better. I'm going to marry my second wife, then I'm going to kill her, cut her head off. Aah, not expecting that are you. Third wife gonna shoot her, fourth wife put her in a bag, fifth wife into outer space, sixth wife on a roticimat, seventh wife made out of jam, eighth wife ohoh. And the pope is going, You crazy bugger, you can't do all this, What are

[FireStar32005]

"If the film does any good, hollywood will take it with a $50 million budget and call it: "The room with the view of HELL! ...........STAIRCASE OF SATAN!............POND OF DEATH!" -mades me rofl.... lol

[yugoroth1]

What I love about his humor is he is intellectually funny!

[MaDDaViD123]

What does he have with the President Of Burundi?

[JuMp4ty]

doesnt the intro sound like monty pythons intermission music? :D 

[nukebacon876]

"they built buildings with things!"

[xxXXMJfanXXxx]

At 1:26 . . . is that Willy Nelson?????

[MaDDaViD123]

4:00 start

[TheLokatt79]

I just love his work! He is the best ever!

[robert120893]

Oh, that's a funny coincidence. I'm Dutch and I speak 4 languages xD

...oh wait. Not the marihuana part. >_>

[meamjustme]

@robert120893 English, american, canadian and australian?

[Degioannie]

you can tell this wasn't made recently. Or else everyone would have been checking englebert humperdink's death on their iPhones and iPads.

[UrbanizeThis]

@Degioannie I was here thinking the same thing during that part... when I first saw this in 2004 that didn't cross my mind, crazy how much of a difference 8-13 years makes.

[MarikoInaba]

He is a crossdresser, NotManyDTL.

[svenki1000]

the crazy state is florida of course

[NotManyDTL]

Man this is the first time i have listened to the guy and he is amazing but how come he is dressed like that? is he trani or is he just messing around?

[miamiscifi]

@NotManyDTL  He is an "executive" transvestite

[Asti456]

Dr. Heimlich was an American!

But it wouldn't have been that funny... "What is it Henry Jay?"

[sk8tradam]

Haha love the last bit :)

[stew9352]

CAKE OR DEATH!!!

[sigmus90]

Dress to kill is probably Izzard's best special. Just absolutely brilliant.

[Collinffs]

sssssssssssssssss

[xXxvienna]

British version of George Carlin?

[cchsghost]

Long John Silver! Loved that show.

[animeisis]

Bit Fishy Bob must be a sad sad child.

[UrbanizeThis]

@animeisis Lol Memphis... is that really the image people have of the city? A bunch of hicks?  Cause that's what I've gotten from different videos that refer to Memphis.

[Cazaius]

He says the moon is a planet... But I don't care he's fantastic!

[rory1612]

@Cazaius I think he was referring to the earth

[gagahusband]

an hour is missing that was a fake exit!!!

[LovePeaceBeer]

rofl.. "if a bloke falls over wearing heels then you have to kill yourself!" What a start!

[Crowley4004]

Eddie looks kinda like a vampire when he smiles...XD

[hermanhedning93]

Thank you for posting this!

[LNER4771]

0:31:55

He's wrong. In my state, we built Carhenge. Those bloody British stole it and made Stonehenge.

[Howie5561]

i can't get the fucking trees, dam i'm going to kill everyone in the world

[IIISTU]

Yay for 1st comment in twenty tw- OH GOD DAMNIT

[florenciarob]

 in the words of Albert Schweitzer... I fancy you!

[florenciarob]

Oh God what on earth is my hairdo all about hahaha

[florenciarob]

you gotta love Eddie... funny, smart and hot!!!

he is the best!!

[mrluke25041]

12 people are deaf and retarded

[nqkoi159]

27:48 :D

[Ganardhipan]

Im a great fan of Mr Izzard's work not only because of his impeccable style but also because of his fresh comedy.He makes us laugh without having to rely on sex or racism.He is a wonderful comedian with amazing material.

[iraqired]

@Ganardhipan I totally agree!!! It's the same thing I always tell my friends. Almost all modern comedians use sex and racism all the time, commercial comedy if you ask me.

Eddie is an education comedian, at least thats how I like to call him.

[TheGreencreeper]

@Ganardhipan and dont forget all the history he throws in too !! he is great

[Ravencullen95]

Shaggy and Scooby are stoners man!

[burningseapirate]

Anyone know what the music at the start just after 3:20 is called? Or is it just made for the show?

[thehhookmacbball]

1:02:16 hahaha

[YourAJerkChris]

Makes me laugh everytime I see this act. :-

[Esor86]

Seriously, they never tell you about the wind!

[DearOneThatGotAway]

Legend.



[dominique60630]

great

[SoulIgnitionMusic]

This is the best stand up of our generation, i haven't seen a stand up this good ever

[MykMallett]

@SoulIgnitionMusic Not even when you watched this one?

[celestialsalamander]

47:20

[guitargoddude1]

guns don't kill people people do

well i think the gun helps

[sillyjontag321]

the room with the view of HELL! staircase of Saton, pond of Death!

[MaDDaViD123]

ＣＡＫＥ　ＯＲ　ＤＥＡＴＨ!

[MaDDaViD123]

ｗｈａｔ　ｈａｖｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｂｅｅｎ　ｒｅａｄｉｎｇ?

[MaDDaViD123]

OMG. didnt expect top comment

[MrSTUPIDBRICK]

Eddie Izzard rocks the casbar

[VickiSnickers]

Swindon! :D 

[Piewarrior69]

i loved this and anybody who dosent deserves to be feed to a chicken who will then be feed to a kowala and then a panda and then a cow which will then be feed to anuther cow then made into burgers and will be used for school food

[Faramirel]

I wonder how many persent of the audience went home and checked on TV/internet (google) if Humperdinck WAS alive or not, just to know exactly WHEN he was fucking with them for sure? Probaly not so many, a lot probably meant to, but forgot it...

[Foobeastie]

@Faramirel they probably didnt because google wasnt around '99

[Faramirel]

@Foobeastie Good point! I totally didn't think of that.

[Foobeastie]

@Faramirel haha this is a it weird but I didn't actually write that comment. I've been so confused about who did. But uh yeah i guess it is a good point actually. hehe :)

[Faramirel]

@Foobeastie Judging by other youtubers it tends to be a situation of a not signed out account and a playful/messy/annoying brother. You got one of those? Or a father who's strict on facts or naughty childen...

[Foobeastie]

@Faramirel haha yeah you're right I discovered it was a friend I was introducing Eddie too when I left the room. Oh dear.

[Faramirel]

Why would human cannibals eat chicken?

[Faramirel]

@Choefoe I didn't get much of that reasoning, but OK!

[Faramirel]

@Choefoe That can't be right. A DOLFIN chares like 96% genes with us or something. Pigs must be WAY more. And no matter how close, you aren't a cannibal if you don't eat your own species. People who eat pigs aren't cannibals, right?

[moz7587]

@Faramirel no because pigs are a diffrent species, and cannibals eat their own species. so no people who eat pigs arant cannibals lol

[Faramirel]

@moz7587 I know, it's what I'm trying to explain here! I know what cannibals are, we're trying to figure out why they would eat another species, just becouse of that.

[Faramirel]

@Choefoe No offence, but you really need to do some grammar fix-up. It´s the second time I don't understand you properly!

[Faramirel]

@Choefoe I'm not a native english speaker either, so don't throw that on me. And maybe others don't complain becouse they either are the same, or not really listening.

[Choefoe]

@Faramirel Allok You ask a question, you get an answer and then you start complaining about my English grammer, well,my answer usualy the comment that I made to that, yes, According to the comment on my channel I can asume people DO listen and understand,Your quit narrow minded for an Izzard fan btw.Good day to you.O you can,t read this ok ;-)

[Faramirel]

@Choefoe I'm not narrow-minded at all. And I'm not trying to "complain" just becouse. I'm interested in your opinion, so I want to understand it. That's not narrow-minded, it's being practical.

[19bug66]

hes the funniest male lesbian on earth!!!

[playmesomekindofblue]

Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. I think I'll try and get an actual copy of this show. Brilliant!

[MrLululololo]

Baby's taste like fish. I looked it up!

[MrLululololo]

Maybe the San Fransicians ride the snakes instead of Taxis. Just a thought.

[spinynorman230]

@MrLululololo we do as a matter of fact, it's a great tourism selling points.

[TTillahFK]

@MrLululololo Yea its horrible hehe I dont have that kinda patience hehe

[hihipuffyamiyumi1000]

Oh. So the 11 people who dislike this video must be French.

[CharliiRose09]

I was 6 while this guy was off being awesome!

[AdrianMuravey]

Wow, 1999. Guess I've been sleeping under a rock up until now.

[phroney]

There are 11 very unhappy in the world.

[VZXFG15]

One of the most genius stand up comedy acts ever performed. Eddie Izzard is brilliant!

[MaDDaViD123]

Whats Is up with my hairdo about?

[flembagg966]

it's slang! He's an American! He's a DOUGHNUT! A fuckin' doughnut!

[zegh8578]

I've done it since then! *one... two...* :'D

[Silfir]

Brilliant! But he fell victim to the old "JFK said he was a doughnut lol" urban legend.

[alexface211]

@Silfir Made it funny though. :D

[MyFrogWins]

@Silfir It's not an urban legend. He slipped up on the syntax, and made what is a very easy mistake.

[Silfir]

@MyFrogWins It is. I'm German, and I can assure you that the "ein" does not change the meaning at all (on the contrary, "Ich bin ein Berliner" is more formal than "Ich bin Berliner", and would be the more fitting to use in the context of a public speech). Please check relevant sources (snopes, Wikipedia) if you won't believe some random German on Youtube :)

[mundosinveritas]

There are things like the inquisition and Henry VIII that I will never forget because of him! He has saved me several times in history class lol!

[sydbob16]

THIS is how teachers should teach world history ;)

[seawills]

Well I grew up native American where all United States history originated from. C(:

[AntonioBonderas]

If this was 5 minutes long, there would be more views than the population of ants in the world.

[seawills]

I've loved this forever!! Can watch it over and over and its always hilarious!!

[coolpiman]

must go to youtube mp3 and convert ARGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ErinLady85]

Very good way to spend 2 hs! thank you Eilyplovdiv !!! : )

[Relentlessness1]

cake or death?

[ThePitbullMafia]

HAHA imma vegitarian and a painter! :P

[moemoe20092007]

Everyone Sub! he/she deserves a sub for every view!!!!!

[L1GHTNINGB0LT]

"Ahhh loosen up Judas"

OMG I jizzed!

[TJDJCandy101]

this is so fing funny dueds

[darkerforest]

ahhh, bliss.

[coolpiman]

was anyone else thinking of hetalia 

[MaDDaViD123]

i love how Eddie Laughs at his own jokes

[MaDDaViD123]

3:20 Start.

[L1GHTNINGB0LT]

This man and Adam Hills are the funniest comedians at this time.

[DigitalMasacrer]

@L1GHTNINGB0LT thepiratebay . org - the place for all your, well, everything!

[Smellness13]

I've been looking for this for ages. Thank you so much (:

[zegh8578]

being a bit of a science-buff myself, eddie izzard easily strikes me as one of the most profoundly knowledgeable comedians out there. remarkable guy

[SuziTheDestroyer]

Perhaps he would say he's a comedian doing a routine.

[MrMaradok]

"...And nobody knows what a henge IS. Before Stonehenge there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge."

I wonder what he would say to the fact that scientists have found evidence of an actually Woodhenge, just north of Stonehenge.

[SimonKaiyneXanos]

it stalls at 29 mins :(

[MrMaradok]

@SimonKaiyneXanos Did you check your internet connection? It could have conked-out without you noticing. Happens to me sometimes.

[MaDDaViD123]

1:14:40 is my fave part

[chenrikl]

What's he singing at 0:49:50? That really loud part.

[myhappyending546]

@chenrikl The song is 12 Days of Christmas. What he's singing is "5 golden rings" (or at least that's what the official lyrcis are) :)

[chenrikl]

@myhappyending546 I knew what song it was already, but I've never liked it or listened to it much so I didn't know the lyrics. I tried looking through the lyrics to see what he was singing but the sounds he makes hardly resembled any words. :P But you're probably right. It's supposed to sound like 5 gold rings.

[geekgurl145c]

1:09:49

MONTY PYTHON!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris201076]

I wanna meet you and kiss you for uploading this.

[MaDDaViD123]

its not true, Yes it is true.

[HECKproductions]

*insert quote from video*

[SoulIgnitionMusic]

You're a plumber? what on earth is that

Had me in tears, Comedy GOLD

[JimmelHappyFunTime]

"You killed 100,000 people? Well done! You must get up VERY early in the morning!"

[Ry4n246]

hello, hello, hello

what do you do?

oh your a plumber

what on eaarth is that? i love his voice when he does that

[parrotbabe]

@paganpixieprincess "Fantastic! Building a henge are we? That's a fantastic idea! It's a marvelous religion the druids have got...a lot of white clothing, I like that!" So, so funny! xD xxx

[paganpixieprincess]

I just about died when he switched to the Welsh accent. 

[Ryuzaki1022]

Like if you're watching this because of Hetalia...