MADtv - Happy Valentines Day

[bmr21021975]

"lets just go buy a birdhouse"...lol

[onenonlyprincess2]

Go F*** a pony, Justin

[dragonfire9267]

Oh would you grow a pair?

LOL.

[yurmam978]

lmfao hold the wood for me justin

[DaReelP3]

Hold the wood for me Justin

[MsDerangedJoker]

John Madden has suicidal tendencies...

:'(

[squamish4244]

I'm just used to this pain now...

[scuzzbag87]

Its so funny when ur high

[chocoholic3chick]

This is the funny version of the Saw movies

[23ACDCfan]

press 7

[XpianoxboyX]

yay this comment is number 1001 :D

[XpianoxboyX]

poop

[NekoWeiss]

@XpianoxboyX o youre a piece of poop, well done

[XxmickeylavaxX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i think i jst pissed myself i ws laughin' so hard, HA!

[aceinyoface96]

i can make any type of comment with my brand new keyboard-mouse combination! hold the computer for me justin!

[blisteredpunk]

its as nasty as the video on pedapaws... and the papercut on your eye...

[yanchuntse]

Bobby and Christa are laughing...

[Hotpink51]

Go fuck a pony!! xD

[19fable]

haha he tried to flip him off

[xeetrov]

For those who felt gross out or offended go fuck a pony XD

[DAdrian56]

im surprised he isnt dead yet

[jukka4president]

this is kind of a rip off of the other madtv skit "paul timberman's workshop". my point being that old madtv is so much better than new madtv

[OmegaAlpha137]

That was friggin hilarious i almost laugh myself to death

[TheHiphopHead11]

im kind of offended to be honest. Too graphic.

[notrealieme]

If you stab your eye it would b da other way on da hammer

[Duane237]

thumbs up if you can see the girl laughing at 1:24

[ranger23941]

I just don't feel the pain anymore now

[phantom234567]

Good thing he did not aim the staple gun at his face

[CHALSYDE]

funny lol

[bakugancollector112]

Hahahahaha

[MusicLover366]

I love MadTV, but this is just getting painful to watch...

[SiennaSinclair]

hahaha i love Frank Caliendo!!!

[Bleach7Chelseafanx]

77 people didn't want to hold the wood...

[rambofan334]

There is nothing more sad or hillbilly then giving a valentines gift to your mom.

[Paulbarbato]

Hmmm...This seems awfully familiar to Paul Timberman's Workshop.....

[musclecortez]

Go fuck a pony Justin!!!! XD

[JCLDemon99]

This video makes me laugh and cringe when he injures himself and it's funny when he keeps saying ValenTIMES instead of ValenTINE

[HamadArty]

So disturbing! But that girl is really cute! <3 lol

[Waynezocritic1]

I love how hes making a gore mess just trying to make bird house ha ha!

[Waynezocritic1]

what just happend? you shot in fucking eye you bastard

[SuperSexyNazi]

omfg u can tell that hand is fake cuz its way..way tanner than his skin :D

[ROBOY666]

ohohohoho OMG!!!

Go Fuck A Pony justin ahhah

[ROBOY666]

ohohohoho OMG!!!

[zoperzap]

this one is disgusting, mad tv went a little to far if you ask me, im just not a big fan of 'happy tree friends'

[jennylover456]

this guy is fuck up proned

[lowflyingcessna]

I love the chic in this clip. She makes me laugh because she's trying so hard not too laugh. Not to mention, she's a hot little ticket.

[DevilRebellion]

"Hold the wood for me, Justin"

hahahaha XD

[gmstokes]

i wish justin bieber did a commercial like this

[haimom1]

hold the wood for me justin!

[tortillarey]

74 people stapled their nutsack to their thighs

[MrPokeguy2011]

the eyeball is the best

[MrPokeguy2011]

lmfaooooo

[snuzzie]

paul timberman was much better tbh

[THEHORGANATOR]

Its always Bobby Lee with John Madden XD

[Blackstardude10]

I nearly felt ill watching this...

[Blackstardude10]

If they made a video game out of this skit, it would be definitely rated AO for adults only.

[iloveclebs]

John Madden FTW! You rock! Go fuck a pony Justin xD

[iloveclebs]

John Madden FTW! You rock!!

[Chromez2000XD]

i watched i over 100 times and cant stop lmfao

[TheClockGear]

71 people had to hold the wood, and their name is Justin.

[Stevel024]

so gory lol

[dazeguy513]

should of jut bought a bird house

[ILOVEWICKED97]

There's an App for that.

[OperaGhostObsession]

69 people didn't fuck a pony! haha double dirty :)

[toix48]

hold the would for me justin!

[PrivateMetalhead]

OH, WOULD YOU GROW A PAIR?

[Bustias1]

I GOT A STAPLE IN MY FRIGGIN NUTS

[WelshCorgiO]

Go fuck a pony, Justin.

[matthew1320]

BELLY MOUTH!!!!!!

[9spanishboy]

Awesome !

[MrNbafan21]

This shit is fucking hilarious !!! Thumbs up if y'all agree !!!

[8raidersboy]

Go fuck a pony lol

[GemZel16]

"Hold the wood for me, Bieber.'

[248productions]

It's like watching a Tarantino film

[xNeruCity]

HOW DOES IT HAPPEN?!

[TheyCannotCatchMe]

Eye*

[TheyCannotCatchMe]

I cringed soo much during this, especially with the eyr part!

[6hs2]

bloodiest madtv EVER~1!

[TechM]

Justin:"By the way is Valentines not Valentimes day"

John Madden:"Go Fuck a pony Justin I just lost my eye ball, Ball sack and half my internal organs, IF I WANT TO CALL IT VALENTIMES DAY I WILL CALL IT VALENTIMES DAY, So :) happy Valentines day from ACE boom*Nail in Justin's EYE*

Everyone: AH AH!

[DunderMiffilin1]

So much blood! I love it!

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

No more . . . T_T

[mortalman05072]

go fck a pony justin

[spectrokid560]

Man that was funny

Why don't you go fuck a pony justin

[gunfighterdrummer]

Notice how the hammer got the very back part of the eye instead of the front where it hit.

[arnoldo655]

hahaha he got hurt

[JPnintendofan]

You want a bird?! Here's a... Here's a bird!

[denister2008]

hahahahahahah go Fk a Pony LOL

[ChristinasPUBLISHing]

hold the wood for me justin!(:

[XstreamLego]

I think he's having a great Valentine's day.

[tdg4evar35]

bobby barely gets hurt and he's always holding the wood

[XiaoWarlock]

Dis is just

gross

[Dudewithglasses1203]

69 people did fuck a pony.

[hjmndj]

the final result looks ilke the hand trap from saw.... :D

[187omg]

LMAOOOOO! 'Just hold the wood for me Justin... hold it!'

2:02-2:06

[lova88oasisyennilyla]

69 People pressed the thumgs down button

[edwardowade]

I will always say Physical Comedy is the best!!!!

[liv22696]

I know the injuries that this guy is getting are fake, but don't you still get that strange feeling that that'll happen to you when you build something?

[TheOldManOCP]

"Just hold the wood for me, Justin"

[NightBeast12]

I want to see more mad tv things with John Madden in it. This one and the popcorn one are funny as hell!!!

[MajorFailProducers]

lol, GO FUCK A PONY JUSTIN!!

[hyttpi]

this is ROTFL moment right here.

[IDislikeTheWorld]

Hold the wood for me Justin.

[theedit123]

Hold The Wood For Me Justin! LMAO

[Tyrantrex100]

just like the popcorn commercial



[basketball1495]

lol at when he trys to flip the bird when he has no fingers

[arrowsandfire]

hold the wood for me justin XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GOGOBABY1999]

Hostpatil

[HighGuy512]

@GOGOBABY1999 Hospital. ;)

[GOGOBABY1999]

He lost to much blood he'd have to be in the hospatil

[rytue1]

How he is suppose to be alive?

[hyttpi]

@rytue1 idk. maybe hes use 2 the pain

[MrFendkg287316]

the eye part was ewwwwwwwww

[RayWilliamJohansen]

hold the wood for me justin

[leerey14]

god mad tv is so much better then snl i mean why did mad tv have to go it was so much better, GOD DAMN

[lilHippo]

@leerey14 oh they'll bring back madtv soon but it'll suck ass and have none of the cast members or writers from the show. instead they'll be replaced by mediocore talent and writers from SNL

[leerey14]

@lilHippo no snl wont do that they need their own staff.........duh and besides why waste their times

[canadianflag345]

i heard of putting blood,sweat and tears into your work but john madden makes sure there is blood 

[canadianflag345]

john madden should be the victim in a horror movie he does so good at it everyday lol

[emiklio]

64 people went to go fuck a pony.

[ombra3142]

@2altufaili No, I think he stapled it.

[doodoobro2627]

john madden disliked this video 64 times lol

[TomValedro]

this is sick.

[2altufaili]

John madden socks dick.

[RockAngelHeart]

this is weird and scary im staying home for valentines day .

[babiiluvvheat]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA LMFAOOO!! 

[nixotixo]

"What happened?" hAhahahaha

[SuperQueendiva09]

who the hell would but that shit any way

[optimusprime23able]

optimusprime23able:

This clip makes laugh so much that I think I`m going to pee my pants every time I watch it. This makes me literally bust a gut watching this!

[Dredgion]

its the fuckin funnyest of mad tv ever XDDDDDDDD

[rubix0110]

I know this sounds weird but Nicole looks pretty hot.

[dumass1985]

@rubix0110 yeah i think that too sometimes lol

[Alxmir23]

1:52 "pukes all over the floor"

[superduperfanoflp234]

Hold the wood for me Justin XD

[zOmBiEtEeNaGeRs]

its just a bird house, how many tools do they need XD

[pandgamericangirl]

thats one bloody valentines

[MMA3013]

LMAO! I never laughed so hard in my life lol.

[BCOM680]

The girl is smokin!

[kenyoo611]

GO FUCK A PONY, JUSTIN

[jimbowclock]

HAHAHAHA!!!! popcorn popper is better though!!!!

[birsic3216]

this is so disgusting but funny

[meangirl2u]

hahaa this skit is like a car crash...it's disturbing but u can't look away! hahaaaa, lmfao

[hixixamxkat]

i feel sick when i watch this but i can't stop from laughing! XD

[alexxholmess]

2:30 Headshot 50G

[sessixact]

madden lined it up perfectly for a nut shot

[AkiraRyuzn2010]

This clip is painfully hillarious. I am laughing until I couldn't breathe anymore. ROFL!!!!

[Bigp1077]

my gut hurts when i see this XD

[wiz933]

right in my spine!

[sonofsarek01]

i'd like her to hold MY wood

[Halo2588]

Happy valintimes every buddy

[FalloutBoy153]

Here's a bird go build a birdhouse for that u bastards!

[nerokora436]

.......i totally forgot about these skits lmao so funny and disturbing xD

[julii51]

61 people won't grow a pair

[ElZeta59]

@julii51 Ahahahahahahahahahhaah I would say that to my friends " oh would you grow a pair" I got It from this skit.

[XxDarkDavidxX]

@julii51 correction 67 ppl stapled their nuts to their leg

[yeowza564]

@julii51 now its 69 lol

[T0vie]

can we just stop this?! this is insane!!!

[15Mikedelta]

i can't breathe....

[supergurl411]

hey look its my bloody valentine!!!!

[supergurl411]

XD XD  XD XD

[vbstar1221]

go fuck a pony, Justin!!! :D

[jagkeum1212]

Will you grow a pair!! lol

[poxflaza]

john madden should have stuck to being a coach

[TheChris142]

Bobby Lee is my FAVOURITE!!!!

[rissipenv]

"No more!!!" XD

[CathayGuy]

"Go fuck a pony justin"

[doanjoey]

When they finished building, you can still see the eye on it!

[aleksdeabreu]

This reminds of me those awesome Paul Timberman's Workshop skits Mad Tv had with Will Sasso haha

[butcherben82]

I´m this close to walking of this set !

[TheChris142]

"Go fuck a pony Justin" LMFAO!!!

[whatuswattingat]

@TheChris142 I miss this show! LOL!

[RockTheGABE]

hold the wood for me justin. THATS WHAT SHE SAID OOOOOHH!!! lol

[mechaart]

"Hold the wood for me Justin"

[53Spawn]

yeah thats a good idea, to build a bird house with a fricken machine gun" XD had me dyin

[faisal1979m]

Go @#$%%^ a boney Justin !!!

[rockinjoker07]

@faisal1979m actually it was go @*#*) capony(as in al capone)(valintines day massacre)

[Aquamani]

@rockinjoker07 no dude he said pony, not capony

[626KiDD]

@faisal1979m

"Go f**** a pony justin"

[paulochan14]

Omg 2 funny 5 stars

[habbokira]

go fuck a pony justin :D

just hold the wood for me justin....