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  • This can't be real, haha.

  • Rush FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahaha

    I laughed so hard

    "I'll punch your fat faces for jesus! that's what I gonna do"

  • I love everyone in the name of Jesus and I'll punch your fat head in his name to even though he supposedly teaches love!

  • Fuck Jesus! I wordship Son Gokou! XD

  • I have a skinny face. Am I exempt from getting punched by a loving Christian?

  • Hey folks, violence in the name of god is nothing new. Just look at history.These people believe what they believe and anyone who disagrees is evil and should be eliminated. The bible tells me to kill my neighbor if he works on Sunday. I suggest virginity tests for women, and if they fail they should be taken to the steps of their father and stoned to death. Hey, a punch in the face is nothing compared to all of this.

  • Long story short:

    Matt: There is no evidence backing the existance of your god.

    Caller: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I think I would tell this guy to bring it! Maybe I could punch his head in for satan. I don't believe in satan but I could dedicate the beating to him!

  • these atheist experience vids are too good.

  • Jail just isn't the place to get it done, imo.

  • I'd love to see Jesus ressurrect or come down or whatever he wants to do this time and smack those 2 callers around the room for a bit. I would pay to see that!

  • "I'll Punch Your Face In For Jesus!" Τhat was how christianity started! And created anything else to 1) justify the punch 2) as an alternative in case the punch isn't possible or/and effective!

  • @Peristerygr don't throw the first christians in with this guy and those that have a religion like his. Just one of first christians were more intelligent than all of that lot put together and they accepted everyone and condemned no one. The christianity we are left with today started in rome and forced their followers to believe their version of the word, and that's the way it's been since. Even with all the reformations and separate christian groups, they still have that same root in rome.

  • @Peristerygr don't throw the first christians in with this guy and those that have a religion like his. Just one of first christians were more intelligent than all of that lot put together and they accepted everyone and condemned no one. The christianity we are left with today started in rome and forced their followers to believe their version of the word, and that's the way it's been since. Even with all the reformations and separate christian groups, they still have that same root in rome.

  • @plwpahi I know that the first christians started as you say but unfortunately most of those where killed during the prececutions! But some Romans (or romanised Jews like Saul-Paul) with Constadine the Great the most famous saw that Christianism with some changes will be the perfect tool for absolute Imperial power in the Roman Empire! That is maybe happened in Ecumenical Councils! They must have chozen those who can use better to promote Royal (or Imperial) absolutism in all aspects of life!

  • @Peristerygr Yes Constantine made xtianity the state religion of rome but the romanisation of it began before him, and much of the blame can be laid directly at the feet of paul who had faith he was doing the right thing. However it is true that once it had become the religion of rome the roman xtian leaders liked the power so much they would do anything to keep it which included committing every sin possible, as can be attested to by history.

  • I doupt that Paul was thinking that way! I mean how it is possible to turn from fanatic presecutor to a fanatic christian and "first beneath Christ" in one night (you know the story)? Is it possible that he met the first christians and thought that they would be perfect ruling subjects of any absolute ruler? Fear of God, detesting violence, obbedience, minimalism, detesting of wealth and not wanting riches for themselves! All of the above would(and did) make perfect subjets for any monarch!;)

  • @plwpahi Keep in mind that in 67AD a large anti-Roman rebelion occured while thouth the lif of Christ the First and secont Emperors was ruling Rome after long years of Republic (Augustus died in13 AD)! So the Roman politheism was not prefered by the One God! One Ruler on Heaven is the perfect excuse for one ruler on Earth -Romans was seeing their state pretty much as"the earth"! That quote -which I am writing on my profile- is I think the core of Roman Christianity!

  • @plwpahi Keep in mind that two of the four canonical gospels was written by some (Apostoles Marcus and Lucas) who had never met Jesus and was students by some who became the "First after Jesus", one night AFTER he was their fanatical prececutor (Sau/Paul)! Imagine why there are only four Canonical gospels and more that 30 Apocrypha!!!! See who -and imagine why- choosed those canonicals!!!! Of course the Barbaric Kingdoms wasn't forseen but that forged religion helped also them as well!

  • @Peristerygr I know what your saying about the gospels and it's a shame that modern day xtians are afraid of that Truth. Being in denial of Truth, Good Honest Factual Truth, is a denial of the Father they claim to worship, after all Jesus isn't quoted as saying " I Am the Way the Faith in things unproven and the Life" lol. As for paul/saul, personally I think he wasn't important to the First Christians at all, but to gain credit in rome they had to make it appear as though he was.

  • @plwpahi Notice the analogies: Pope is elected by the Conclave of Cardinals(High preasts of the Church)-Pontifex Maximus was elected by the Senate(an assempy of the strong Romans)! Pope is called "Pontfex" on "Vatican" Latin even nowdays! Coincidence?

  • @Peristerygr Nice one. Yep the facts are undeniable. But they will try lol.

  • Voted up before conversation began, because of Rush

  • christianity doesnt lead to violence it actually does the opposite like the bald guy said most christians are not violent and are nice people lol ignorant title just because one person get angry and cant control it doesnt mean anything no one is perfect

  • @CDUTT360 so who really is more likely to "punch your face in" now? the cool-headed logical thinking rational athiest, or the emotionally and "spiritually" charge delusonal conformist non thinker? hmm, thats a real touch one brainchild.

  • Pretty sure the second guy was just joking before you cut him off

  • LMFAO! the 2nd guy was fucking hilarious!!

  • LMFAO!

  • I lol'd.

  • Now I want to go around and tell people 'I'm gonna punch your fat face in for Darwin'

  • 4:10. Yeeah, because that guy went to High School...

  • I'll fart on you for Peter Griffin,lololololololol

  • ahhh, I love how this caller has done more for atheism than he could ever have imagined.

  • The good and peaceful religions ... LMFAO!

  • @dig6dog I WILL POWERBOMB YOU FOR BUDDHA!!

  • @nycholaus I WILL BUDDAH-PALM YOU FOR KRISHNA:p

  • I'm gonna carry a rub-on tattoo of jesus, and I'll slap in on my forehead of someone threatens to hit me in the name of christ. Lmfao

  • "does he want me to turn the other cheek when you do that?" LMFAO!!

  • Sounds like this guy is really getting off on the Idea of punching Matt in the face. "Just wanna gonna punch your fat face in for Jesus, that's what I want to do.. oh yeah"

  • I'll rape you for money.. oh wait..

  • I'll punch your face in for jesus......christianity in a nutshell?

  • And christians claim that atheists are the ones who are running around murdering, pillaging, and raping people because we don't "have a god to keep us in check". This is the true face of christianity: Ignorant, bigoted, obnoxious, and proud of it because Jesus has their back, because in the bible it clearly states that jesus says you should punch atheists in the face. Read your own freaking bible you christian morons

  • Poe

  • wow..that's just..wow. christianity is such a beautiful thing....NOT. stupidity like that makes me sick. i have NEVER seen atheists walking around threatening to punch a religious person in the face, because they DO believe in jesus. religion has no morals, no respect or tolerance for anyone who believes differently, & at least half of all religious people are self-righteous assholes. trust me i know a lot of people like this, & what's sad, is that a lot of them are my own family.

  • @belladonna4577 Wow. We have alot in common. My family is like that as well. Day-after-day, I hear my parents bash on other religions, calling them stupid, incorrect, or irrational. And refuse to realize that their own religion is just as irrational.

  • Matt, if that asshole ever does come down and tries to hurt you please PM me. I will deal with that hill billy.

  • You Atheists make me laugh, you think God is a book. Silly Athiests!

  • @whereismygracejesus obvious troll is obvious

  • @BlackMetalWorld since the topic is "Christianity can lead to Aggressive acts" You have proven the authors case. I Am not a Christian are you?

    An Atheist is a person that does not believe in God, since many Christians do not believe God is a spirit, but in fact a book written by people associating acts of violence to the spirit they claim to represent, my point is now made clear.

    If it offends you then I suggest you take that splinter from your eye, before attacking a real believer.

  • @whereismygracejesus haha, you ask me If im a christian, well my profile background has a huge pentagram on it so no, It seems to me that I have scorned you by calling you a troll. You were trolling and I was the guy who pointed it out.

  • @BlackMetalWorld Did you know that the early Roman Catholic Church also used that symbol? I hardly would call it trolling when it was on subject.

    By scorning (an act of provocation and aggression) me, and boasting; you have in fact revealed yourself as the troll, not I.

    I forgive you.

    Yahuah be with you.

  • @whereismygracejesus lol you made fn of atheists on an atheist video and that is trolling, I exposed you for what you are and btw boasting goes sth like this "You ignorant theists are worthless compared to us" . Well the used the pagan pentagram no the satanic one, Satan, Zeus, Apollo, Thor, Amaterasu, Poseidon, Mars, Odin, Loki, Allah, Hades, Mithra, Athena, Persephone, Re, Seth, Baldr, Vishnu, Shiva, Eris, Minerva, Selene, Helios... be with you

  • Matt Dillahunty is the closest thing we're gonna get to a god lol

  • Funny thing about this Christian is that he's correct in a sense. Jesus is supposed to send all unbelievers to hell for eternal torture, and at the end of time, he's supposed to destroy all the unbelievers. Jesus Christ is far from the prince of peace.

  • @patrickthesaint he said he didnt come to bring peace himself so what are u accomplishing

  • @PacmanBonez I'm pointing out that Jesus in the Gospels is a whole bundle of contradictions. He says turn the other cheek, but he also threatens hell and damnation on those who don't follow him. Christians and Atheists alike seem to have such a positive vie of JC, so it seems they aren't reading very carefully.

  • @patrickthesaint he did turn the cheek the 1st time he was here

  • roflmao

  • Sorry, this made my day.

  • atheistic morality is a bad joke.. theyre only as 'good' as society allows em

    the united states will collapse before long,

    when that happens itll become planet of the apes on earth

    (ha, u know who the apes are)

    dont take the mark

  • @PacmanBonez ...and yet it's mostly theists who commit all the crimes. Maybe it's because nontheists don't have a personal deity that will forgive them for virtually any act they do regardless of how horrendous so when they do wrong, they have to live with the guilt instead of "place it on the cross". The most crimefree nations on Earth are the ones with significantly high numbers of irreligion. Please watch: [ Imagine If All Atheists Left America ] and [ 'Atheist' Nations Are More Peaceful ].

  • @incomprehensible14 the problem here is, the majority of ppl who say theyre christian are hypocrites... if all the self professing atheists left, nothing would change at all really

  • @PacmanBonez Please watch: Imagine if All Atheists Left America .

  • @incomprehensible14 im not going to b/c i dont have to. if they all left nothing would change

  • @PacmanBonez You're right. You don't have to. Never suggested you did (that's why I said please). However, you are absolutely dead WRONG about nothing changing if they left. This is an undeniable fact.

  • @incomprehensible14 keep thinking that

  • @PacmanBonez I will but it doesn't matter what I think... it's the reality.

  • @PacmanBonez You already have the mark. That is why you believe in it.

  • @ccrg109 oh ok

  • YOU GOT TO LAUGH AT THESE IDIOTS:

  • Take heart Matt. As a certain wise man once said: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

  • @patrickthesaint I wonder what rapists would say to that quote O_O

  • @dig6dog lol

  • My god is better than your god!

    See how stupid religious claims really are?

  • While this is funny and one of my favorite clips ever from TAE, it's a little scary too that this guy goes from calm and rational to agressive anger in 2 seconds.. the guy probably has some psychotic anger issues and will end up murdering someone.

  • @dig6dog I will body slam you for Buddha

  • Classic! I want to make "punch your fat face for Jesus" a ringtone for my phone.

  • @dig6dog I will sack you for the savior!

  • he who cums in the ass of the lord will be truly blessed. amen...

  • 86 different people would like to punch Matt in the face.

  • @sweatytoothmadman Well, if that is indeed true, then I'd like to punch 87 in the face. 86 for wanting to punch Matt in the face, 1 for making a stupid, unoriginal joke about the dislikes. I'm sick and tired of that shit.

  • Woohoo - what an old-looking clip! They've come a long way.

  • Jesus revealed himself to me, and I feel dirty. What a f#@king perv. Really.

  • Praise Jesus right in his ass!

  • the caller is obviously a follower of Ares.

  • True Christians wouldn't be lead to aggressive acts because the only requirement of Christianity is belief and (attempt) at following of Jesus Christ. If God is love how would a true Christian be lead to commit any violent acts? All Christians are hypocrites, that's a given because they all are trying to be like Jesus(perfection) but are ultimately going to fail. I feel like a lot of arguments against Christianity are on the basis of attacking people who weren't even TRUE Christians. eg this guy

  • @fungamesss -How do you define a true Christian? It's almost impossible

  • @Bakersfieldsucks777

    A true christian, i think, is someone who totally surrenders their life to the following of Jesus Christ, however, I think it's impossible to be one. I think about this a lot. Do you ever wonder why the "Good" die young? I feel like the "good" are the people who "get" life. I feel like whenever someone young dies they're never just some kid who had nothing special or unique about them, or maybe it's just a matter of "don't know what you got till it's gone" sort of thing.

  • @fungamesss - But the problem is peoples definitions of how to be a real Christian are so varied that like you said it's almost impossible to actually be a "true christian". And I have to agree to some extent atleast that the "good" are the ones who die young, because it's kinda like once you totally "get" life you have to die because there's nothing else to discover. idk, it's a tricky question.

  • @Bakersfieldsucks777

    hah yeah this comedian has a quote about how isn't it great that we know just as much about the purpose of life as we did 500 years ago? I think part of the beauty of that is the concept of god or life in general never gets old to talk about, it's an endless argument until you die, or go to heaven or hell if you believe in it.

  • @fungamesss -that's true, whenever you run out of stuff to argue, there's always this ageless debate to turn to. I love debating it purely for the fact that it will never be answered to the best of my knowledge.

  • ill tazer you for zeus!!

  • thumbs up for Rush intro!

  • ill throw holy cows at you for Brahma!

  • fuck evidence we got chuck norris

  • How these "servants of the Lord" claim moral superiority over me is something I may never understand.

  • @Seany135

    Hey even Hitler claimed moral superiority.

  • JESUS PUNCH!!!

    New Super Smash Brothers move anyone?

  • Punching people in the face "for jesus" is the same mentality as the blood-thirsty lust that most Christians seem to have in going to war with other countries who have different religious beliefs than theirs. The majority of the violent, hateful, and ignorant people of the world are devout members of some religious cult. And such useless tools of man-kind really believe such behavior as that will allow them a free golden pass to some paradise in the afterlife. Yea right, think again you tools.

  • @SargentBlah This had to be a prank.

  • @SargentBlah and christians love to claim that its the atheists who have no morals and are violent. Gotta love the hypocrisy. You can really feel the "christian love" in this one

  • These fat faggot pricks! 

    I think a punch in the face would be an act of kindess. In the good old days, Christian nations would burn mothers like him at the stake.

    That's what we need to bring back!

  • @AndreHiltre

    I knew I recognised that name.

    Your a moron =D

    I hope the Norse religion comes back, then if they took over they would do the same thing to you as well.

  • @RockJosiah

    I love the Norse religion.

    Go die.

  • @AndreHiltre You're psychotic.

  • @quidproquo2004

    I am a servant of the Lord.

  • @AndreHiltre You are a sick piece of shit. You deserve to burn in hell for eternity.

    Kill yourself, for the love of god.

  • @ArchhereticK

    Please calm down, try to use that little piece of brain you have, (you may have to refrain from chewing food), and explain precisely what you are so steamed up about. Retard.

  • @AndreHiltre

    Won't happen dude. You guys have lost. You've killed too many people and raped to many kids over the centures - now average people are tired of you wackos. If one or the other happens, it'll be us dragging you guys off to death camps, not the other way around - but hey I'm more moral than you, so I don't really condone that - though in your case I wouldn't shed much of a tear if it happened.

    And there's nothing you can do about it ;)

  • @AndreHiltre you are le crazy. Please check into your closest mental health institute as soon as possible :)

  • @AndreHiltre -yeah, so that's some real Jesus like thinking right? Your bibilical morality is bullshit, get over it.

  • I have proof, I just can't prove it. Doubt me and I'll hurt you for not promoting peace.

    Christian much? lol

  • "I'm gonna punch your fat face in for Jesus" is the best argument that religion has ever had, or ever will have.

  • @rkyeun , yes, and in the past the followers of Jesus, have "convinced" many people with that argument(Crusades). Unfortunately, those people couldn´t retort. It´s kind of hard to present a valid argument with a foot on your neck...

  • @cjbatera

    Not just the crusades. Holy wars are quite common.

  • @rkyeun Religion should be Christianity. A Muslim wouldn't say that . He would just scream ALAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AAAAAAAAACKBAR and rape your face with a knife.

  • @HoLOLcaust

    Huh? Who let you out of your cell? Security!

  • @rkyeun O.o

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  • I will give you an Iron Lodis for Kim Jong Il

  • "does he want me to turn the other cheek" totally rinsed without reservation PWNED

  • I'm gonna saw you in half for Krishna!

  • i just love the way that he says that somebody can change his/her mind after these discussions, but he never assumes the fact that he could change his mind :)

    looks like demagogy to me...

  • @kakia17 Err. . . Don't know what you're brain is interpreting but I think you'll find that he's always willing to change his mind after examining the evidence (3:50)

  • @cmills1988 50 points to you sir

  • I'll drown you for Cthulhu!

  • 666 ratings !!!

  • @cmills1988 Awesome comment...I literally lol'd

  • I'll blow you up for Allah!!!!!!

  • My wife proposes to come down there and rape your face in for Ayn Rand.

  • I will shaolin 5 finger death punch you for Buddha Bitches!!!!!

  • @Arunfoyomoney Actually, Pai Mei's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique (correct term) was of the White Lotus Clan. He kicked an entire Shaolin monasteries ass with that. All for not returning the courtesy of a nod. MmKay?

  • @newcoyote Oh yea, I remember a mate telling me that story... Moral. Always be polite... ALWAYS.

  • @hornerc1 Meh.

  • Typical...they have been using violence for Cheeze-us for centuries. Anyone who gets off on people burning in hell have some major issues.

  • Punch his face in for Heyzeus? Holy shit.

  • "how about i come down there and punch your fat head for.." hahahaha omg how stupid can people get ? xD

  • This is simple: If you are not open minded eventually you run out of arguments then you get pissed off and you start insulting people. When you take it to the extreme, you start torturing and killing people. Man, don't you love religion?

  • hahahahaha, that caller was an idiot

  • This was probably the best opening song for this show so far. Rush ftw.

  • These guys had to think about it though.

    if they were Muslims they would have already been taught that God wants them to kill the atheists. Just saying. Do you you debate Muslims on your show?

  • CHRISTIANS ARE WIZARDS bc apparently they can use magic like curing the blind and turning shit to gold someday hopefully us intelligent people will learn these skills in time too with SCIENCE!!!!

  • Lying is STILL a sin - EVEN if you are doing it for jeebus.

    Just goes to show that there are NO morals, AS LONG as you strongly belief what you are doing is all for jeebus

  • religion makes me pessimistic about humanity

  • gods not real. we all know that

  • atheist rants: A long, long time ago in land far, far away a premordial cup of soup turned into an ape and here we are..  If you don't believe this, well your a Christian..

  • @GetRealHoustonOdessa And this, folks, is all the Creationists have.

    Strawman arguements.

    Make some shit up, say how silly it is, job done! Even though it's false.

    "Debating with a Creationist is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board, and flies off squawking victory."

  • @Goob Silly atheist, strawmen are for the Wizards of Id - you and your kind.

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  • @Drweavil  Thanks for your comment, ateam bub..

  • @GetRealHoustonOdessa Well I just thought it Ironic that the subject of the video was how religion brings about aggression and here you are proving their point by spitting hatred at everyone who dares to hold an opinion different to yours. More so you are calling people names and threatening them too. Is that what we should expect from Theists ?

  • @Drweavil  Ha ha ha ha ahahahaha. Get an after life... oRRR

  • @Drweavil " threatening them" WHAT! you goofydoo. GET REAL.

  • @GetRealHoustonOdessa well yeah, that bit about meeting god because, apparently, we will meet him and have to answer to him. That's a threat, that's using language to bully people to believe what you believe, an argument from authority and an argument from ignorance. It's an argument from ignorance because you have no more proof that god exists than the tooth fairy. Is that what theists do? Threaten people and bully them ?

  • @Drweavil bully, to believe? You have a choice, information is made available to you, stop acting like a baby, you are on the ateam.. have a nice life/lie..

  • @GetRealHoustonOdessa Yep, you're right, we all have a choice. On one side we have you: the Judgemental, Name-calling, Threatening, Bully who believes in ridiculous bronze age fairy stories and hates those who don't... and on the other side we have enlightenment, reason and logic. No threats, no hatred, no bullying and no judgements. What worries me about people like you is, what would you do with a Brain if you actually had one? Don't answer that, I'm done with you.

  • @Drweavil YOur kind is SOoooo smart, all of you say and behave as if in a scripted role, have at it. Goodbye and good luck.

  • Just one thing, have you watched any of your (ateam) training vids,? The hosts are sarcastic bullying no it alls that know nothing at all. Dogkin, the hosts of this and other vids etc..

  • @GetRealHoustonOdessa I've watched plenty of them, nobodies perfect. It must hurt though, watching these guys peel apart something you have invested Soooo much in. You know, so only the inner core of laughable nonsense is left becase the facts have killed the religion. That's life though, Facts kill all religions and all religions are exactly the same... utterly empty, man-made stories designed to control people. Like puppets on strings. And the fools keep dancing.

  • @Drweavil I see them make asses of themselves, ateam members see it different.Thanks for your delusion..