I just blew 1:15 of my life watching a plastic dog hump a laptop. The really sad part? I own two of those USB Humping Dogs!!! The censor was brilliant. :)
I put my USB drive into her port,she's yellin at my data cause she's such a whore,from the megabyte to the terabyte, she must be overclocked we were fuckin all night!
Everyone involved in the inception, production, distribution, and marketing of this device, as well as anyone who reacts positively to it in any way, could all simultaneously die and the rest of the world would lose nothing of value. They may even be better off.
Also, this has killed my belief in life after love. I'm not sure how, but it has. Thanks for that.
@littleRydia7 How sad that you're not witty enough to post a top rated comment. Perhaps writing in all caps will make up for your intellectual inadequacies...or perhaps not.
and that usb drive is retarded... end of story. I like to give that to my 10 year old so he can take that to school for his computer class. I would love to see him get busted for it. LOL!
YAY!
Exterminator888 2 days ago
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TheBiAtheist 4 days ago
I love the pixelation! ^_^
TheBiAtheist 4 days ago
Annoying
CRZYCRUMZ 5 days ago
i want 1
ono917 1 week ago
Normal....
rachlaa1 1 week ago
yup... thats asia for ya
Sumbudie 1 week ago
lol@ Cher - "Believe" playing in the background
colonelkearns 1 week ago
Shut up and take my money!
GuillhermeFG 1 week ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD
APHRODITEEEEEE 1 week ago
@yurikomuro
SleekSHock 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if the burning dog shocking video sent you here....you need to laugh after watching that disturbing video
yurikomuro 2 weeks ago
It ejaculating your information!
RaidGamingHD 2 weeks ago 6
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SomeRandom90sGuy 2 weeks ago
if the censorship means what i think it means, do i dare ask what the usb cover symbolizes?
blacknite334 2 weeks ago
@blacknite334 They don't call it raw dogging for nothing.
aluisious 1 week ago
that would annoy the fuck out of my neighbor if used that in the library.
jacksonshredder123 3 weeks ago
WTF
AppleJ5 3 weeks ago
Hahahahah
lianaemanuelle 3 weeks ago
its funny for the 1st second then really annoying when your typing or trying to listen to music.
hrdstylr 3 weeks ago
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G1NICK 3 weeks ago
i whant one of those.com
doodifiedJonny 4 weeks ago
so you put him there and he just keep doing that for ever?
cristianogomes123456 1 month ago
WHERE CAN YOU BUY THIS?!!!
monotone625 1 month ago
amazon
GratisDurchDieWelt 2 weeks ago
WTF!
schlabberbacke99 1 month ago
Someone got me one for xmas years back. Never worked :(
GeordieTerrier 1 month ago
My life is complete. *adds to cart*
sulleh1 1 month ago
PHHHT hahaha DID any one else notice the song in the background is "LIFE AFTER LOVE" by cher?
hahahahaha F*CKING pro man PRO!!
daphill 1 month ago
what did i just watch?
Cobra020198 1 month ago
Where's the money shot?
ardbzfan44 1 month ago
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Windows has detected a STD. What would you like to do?
lewthemaster 1 month ago
1.Pull out foreskin
2.Insert
3.Hump that bitch
4.Transfer 'files'
5.Pull out
fistoftheaxis 1 month ago 2
the dog is a lesbian
1candyflossxCP 1 month ago
USB hub = orgy
DollarsBrstrd 1 month ago
The funniest thing of all is... people actually spend their hard-earned money on these!
LOL
MikSmith72 1 month ago
Really China !!
JosefKorea 1 month ago
DO YOU BELIEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE!
treesforteethtv 1 month ago
LOL!
Dervisdagun575 1 month ago
LOL
sophie1234020 1 month ago
@Inspirati0nDaBoss
thank you.
cassidyybabeee 2 months ago
This is a sign of the Apocalypse.
AlekTheNerd 2 months ago
I actually found it funnier that your username is named after this.
Shashanyaara 2 months ago
this tech porn has been rated G for serious geekism LMAO
killa97ization 2 months ago
I'll take 2,ooo of the them
killerE92 2 months ago
where do you buy these?
i'm getting this for my moms birthday.
Happy Birthday Mom, heres a humping dog.
cassidyybabeee 2 months ago
THE CUM WOULD OVERRIDE THE SYSTEM TO DOG PORN lol
fallouthreerocks 2 months ago
so it's just a humping dog? It cant hold any information?
niecanel912 2 months ago
Wow
yellowcupcake2468 2 months ago
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap... zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap lol
andrtaker 2 months ago
I love how you censored the usb XD
ectoplasmer3 2 months ago
Fuck That thing i can't hear shed playing in the background
MAHAGONEY81093 2 months ago
My friends mum has one of these!!!
purpleacid1 2 months ago
I AM THE 3,666,666 VIEWER
TheNotoriousJesus 2 months ago 19
where can i buy one!? lol
shazk85 2 months ago
If i get 100 likes I will put my school report on one and bring it to school.
epiCUtoobR1234 2 months ago 3
@epiCUtoobR1234 it has no function
kimnicholebaranda 2 months ago
@epiCUtoobR1234 Cant save anything on them. ;P
LoveBloodTear 2 months ago
I wanna knw where u can get 1 of these??
ladyloverforever99 2 months ago
Will the offspring be lapdogs?
boom boom.
John27346 3 months ago
send me the laptop's child will you?
KittykatTerror6 3 months ago
I just blew 1:15 of my life watching a plastic dog hump a laptop. The really sad part? I own two of those USB Humping Dogs!!! The censor was brilliant. :)
jimdoire 3 months ago
LMAO At the censor!
VendettaSfco 3 months ago
Haha
AZcrash99 3 months ago
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OpaqueDragon4 3 months ago
You are a genius, that USB dog will give birth to an entire litter of laptops :D
TheSacredcake 3 months ago
i wish i had more nom nom
renovawolborg 3 months ago
I don't know what's funnier, the pixelation, or the fact that for some reason I hear a Cher song playing.
kryptomanik 3 months ago
I so need one!
MrSkoringo 3 months ago
I needed it
imyinc 3 months ago
lol this dog lasts longer than i do
arcader34 4 months ago 2
im bringin one of those to school ;)
narutofa142 4 months ago
Stay classy, USB.
brianhawken 4 months ago
What the hell?
Bioniclefan45 4 months ago
its loud as, well, fuck
sbvikings30 4 months ago
@8831eduardo depends on what you get. standard is like 512 mb. but thats just where i come from.
turntheoven269 4 months ago
like is lockergnome sent u here
MFG666EmOTP 4 months ago 5
censor made my day
spinarium 4 months ago 185
anyone send this to that one fag yet?
ironhide9024 4 months ago
funny how its blurred
sclerocarpets 4 months ago
DO YOU BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE? :B
Ygdrasel 4 months ago
video ocioso de la semana XD
TakeshiandGaomo 4 months ago
Someone didn't get their flash drive neutered...
doctorich 4 months ago
hehe omg :D
ahmedtevez 4 months ago
I WANT ONE!!!
lilcas6nf 4 months ago
O_O
ivan22519 4 months ago
The USB-Pee-Pee got sensored.......I love it!
flipicaneze 4 months ago
646 people don't believe in life after love.
hoshidoragon 4 months ago 3
Each USB dog needs USB powered to be turned on. GET IT?
iAppleseedy 4 months ago
The original Humping Dog (not the think geek ones) had 1 and 2 GB capacities. I have the husky one.
Luka2234 4 months ago
XD
Simha333 4 months ago
What does it doe except Hump?
lukahuntes 4 months ago
I like the censorship, it made the video.
ninjabuddy1 5 months ago
I put my USB drive into her port,she's yellin at my data cause she's such a whore,from the megabyte to the terabyte, she must be overclocked we were fuckin all night!
That's the song I thought of lol
SuperVegeta9999 5 months ago
Mechanical dog porn.
Alyciah10258 5 months ago
Lol
Zombiegirl312 5 months ago
Oh what a soothing mechanical grinding sound.
tehSnark 5 months ago
LOL. Unnecessary pixilation FTW!
yndigot 5 months ago 75
@yndigot You now haz 69 Thumbs up ;)
crazyhog09 1 month ago
I like how the dog humps and there is suddenly a geek thumbs up on the computer lol.
oliver18754 5 months ago
I`m buying one to troll IRL.
Szgerle 5 months ago
Fucking stupid device. I could easily use that USB port for my USB Fondue-Maker instead.
FrostXFire 5 months ago
I love the censoring.
nummyladybug 5 months ago
Everyone involved in the inception, production, distribution, and marketing of this device, as well as anyone who reacts positively to it in any way, could all simultaneously die and the rest of the world would lose nothing of value. They may even be better off.
Also, this has killed my belief in life after love. I'm not sure how, but it has. Thanks for that.
12GaugeSteel 5 months ago
@12GaugeSteel because Celine Dion had managed to convince that such a thing actually existed O.o?
neferiusnexus 5 months ago
WTF IS THAT ??? o.O
misathekat 5 months ago
Wait, did you SERIOUSLY need to mosaic the dog's USB plug dick? Where are you, Japan?
soundgun 5 months ago
Lol I love how they sensor the plug in bit. Where do I get one?
yodellikeyoumeanit09 5 months ago
This is the most useless, pointless, unnecessary thing ever. I SO WANT ONE.
MattressGallery 5 months ago
CLICLICLICLICLICLICLICK
putnamehere3146 5 months ago
Who would pay for this shit?
leosignit 5 months ago
@leosignit FUCKING EVERYONE
jackedupcrackersman 5 months ago
@jackedupcrackersman Uhhhhhhhhh... Good point.
leosignit 5 months ago
Instead of Cher, you should have played Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Hump de Bump" to this. Great vid, though!
am8129 5 months ago
I have the weirdest boner ryt now :S
samsungwaverocks 5 months ago
what's the song in the background, i havent heard it in 4 years?
pat20105 5 months ago
sana meron din nyan sa pilipinas.. cool eh..
kirumontenero 5 months ago
now transferring your data
*HUMP HUMP HUMP*
◘transfer complete ◘
"looks like u got a virus"
AIDS.exe found.
zarcnest 5 months ago 3
How much MB/GB does the USB hold? LOL
unknownj76 5 months ago
@unknownj76 A big whooping 0 mb!
Buy now!
Kabku 5 months ago
...only problem with this is when the dog is done you cant pull him out for 30minutes! :P
SteveSabbai 5 months ago
...this might be illegal in a few states! :P
SteveSabbai 5 months ago
thats deadly but id say the noise gets annoyin after a while
NGTFollower 5 months ago
What will they come up with next
amanda57391 5 months ago
i just wanna make a 10x10 wall with usb ports and 100 dogs! :D
Quigongdefens1 5 months ago
@littleRydia7
Did your mom show you how to spell all the big words?
Rottenhaus 5 months ago
@littleRydia7 How sad that you're not witty enough to post a top rated comment. Perhaps writing in all caps will make up for your intellectual inadequacies...or perhaps not.
davidls11 6 months ago
and that usb drive is retarded... end of story. I like to give that to my 10 year old so he can take that to school for his computer class. I would love to see him get busted for it. LOL!
lolyoulolJkeil 6 months ago
So funny
monkeegunner 6 months ago
Itz sooo annoying !
dudenfssoogood 6 months ago
you have to be kidding me
eggs808 6 months ago
umm wow
pjob797 6 months ago
great porn video
urantay 6 months ago
this is the most sexiest video ever seen... <3<3<3<3
avhpp65a 6 months ago
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so.. no virus?
MidnightRedemption 6 months ago
.. seriously..?
AnotherDay212 6 months ago
hi tock
tornadoguy10 6 months ago
eww O_O
tornadoguy10 6 months ago
That would be awesome and totally funny for about 30 seconds, then I'd have to break it...
68hottrod 6 months ago 3
LOL I WANT 1 WHERE DID HE GETE IT
tockostealer 6 months ago in playlist funny crap
what is the storage capacity?
krishnas1971 6 months ago
@krishnas1971 2 balls! ahah
ksnaddyk 6 months ago
Lol I want 1
Bartstorm6 6 months ago
Where do u buy it in america, I want one
mcmahon0134 6 months ago
@mcmahon0134 At the sex shop i think ahahahah
LittleJohnEnterprise 6 months ago
Why did u took the candom off
Koolaidguy327 6 months ago
I bet this was made from Japan.
xCoolDevilx 6 months ago
Lol Check My Video For REAL Humping Dog
But nice video lol
xXSuperFrogXx 6 months ago
that could really "fuck" up your usb drive
ANTHOHKNEE 6 months ago
iveseen one of these before!! it cost 200HKD!
horneddragon 6 months ago
Me Gusta...
EryCzek112 6 months ago
A coisa mais inútil que eu já vi! ¬¬'....
Alinehein94 6 months ago
God Bless America!
Invisifly2 6 months ago
Someone had way too much time on their hands when they made that lol
mrsmoviebuff67 6 months ago
I want one!!!
Ithot213 6 months ago
0:20 I see somepuppy has passed their STD test.
nayhem 6 months ago
OMG :O
julienthebig 7 months ago
Класно
LittleLeo773 7 months ago
I bet you the PC was all like 'Found new hardware: Penis'
rofl
CourseTB 7 months ago
i don't know i don't like the idea of my pc getting fucked...
boss180888 7 months ago
Funny
goodalwaysworks 7 months ago
KKKK..MT BOOOM.KK
hugoskt88 7 months ago
lol!
dudenfssoogood 7 months ago
How many GB does it have in it? ^-^
helpyoutogo 7 months ago
@helpyoutogo its not a flash drive it has no function like it says in desc.. :D
l0oky1 6 months ago
@l0oky1 actually on thinkgeek it has these and it says its usb.
swan6307 6 months ago
@l0oky1 nvm, your right it isnt functional.
swan6307 6 months ago
Make one that's not a dog but the humping robot from robot chicken. i'll buy one of those.
mycannon223 7 months ago
im taking one to school and waiting for someone to borrow my usb
Jamman88888 7 months ago 2
So, this doesn't do ANYTHING??? But, umm, "Go to town"?
ussmidget 7 months ago
this would be the best way to upload a virus to someones computer :D
LowRider7208 7 months ago 104
when the dog enter the hole the anti virus kick in for protection (like a condom)
cjkickre 7 months ago 43
LOL, censored usbXD
BL4ZiNGBoXz 7 months ago
The dog was fucking the motherboard.
chickenpoper 7 months ago 2
thats how you install windows 7
shafqutabc 7 months ago 3
USB...+Dog....=Sex....
Electrical outlet...+woman....= funeral?....
Someone fix this and find out where I was going with it.
TheLittleCuteThing 8 months ago
I guess the child would be the first super intelligent canine.
akallstar5 8 months ago
How you make
Bireverything1000 8 months ago
ive get a free usb dog? :)
TommyDDoom 8 months ago
I am the 3900 thumbs up! an award?
TommyDDoom 8 months ago
Super!!!!
a741976 8 months ago
Omg. I need that. :D
TheAuroragoddess 8 months ago
Okay mister Gates, let's sign this 1.6 billion dollard contract. But first, let me print it, it's on my USB key. *Take out this humping dog USB*
ParfaitEtrangerLive 8 months ago
I didn't know USB's had cleavage.
KarlBerkon 8 months ago
You censored a USB? D:
KarlBerkon 8 months ago