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  • YAY!

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  • I love the pixelation! ^_^

  • Annoying

  • i want 1

  • Normal....

  • yup... thats asia for ya

  • lol@ Cher - "Believe" playing in the background

  • Shut up and take my money!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD

  • thumbs up if the burning dog shocking video sent you here....you need to laugh after watching that disturbing video

  • It ejaculating your information!

  • if the censorship means what i think it means, do i dare ask what the usb cover symbolizes?

  • @blacknite334 They don't call it raw dogging for nothing.

  • that would annoy the fuck out of my neighbor if used that in the library.

  • WTF

  • Hahahahah

  • its funny for the 1st second then really annoying when your typing or trying to listen to music.

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  • i whant one of those.com

  • so you put him there and he just keep doing that for ever?

  • WHERE CAN YOU BUY THIS?!!!

  • amazon

    

  • WTF!

  • Someone got me one for xmas years back. Never worked :(

  • My life is complete. *adds to cart*

  • PHHHT hahaha DID any one else notice the song in the background is "LIFE AFTER LOVE" by cher?

    hahahahaha F*CKING pro man PRO!!

  • what did i just watch?

  • Where's the money shot?

  • 1.Pull out foreskin

    2.Insert

    3.Hump that bitch

    4.Transfer 'files'

    5.Pull out

  • the dog is a lesbian

  • USB hub = orgy

  • The funniest thing of all is... people actually spend their hard-earned money on these!

    LOL

  • Really China !!

  • DO YOU BELIEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE!

  • LOL!

  • LOL

  • @Inspirati0nDaBoss

    thank you.

  • This is a sign of the Apocalypse.

  • I actually found it funnier that your username is named after this.

  • this tech porn has been rated G for serious geekism LMAO

  • I'll take 2,ooo of the them

  • where do you buy these?

    i'm getting this for my moms birthday.

    Happy Birthday Mom, heres a humping dog.

  • THE CUM WOULD OVERRIDE THE SYSTEM TO DOG PORN lol

  • so it's just a humping dog? It cant hold any information?

  • Wow

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap... zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap lol

  • I love how you censored the usb XD

  • Fuck That thing i can't hear shed playing in the background

  • My friends mum has one of these!!!

  • I AM THE 3,666,666 VIEWER

  • where can i buy one!? lol

  • If i get 100 likes I will put my school report on one and bring it to school.

  • @epiCUtoobR1234 it has no function

  • @epiCUtoobR1234 Cant save anything on them. ;P

  • I wanna knw where u can get 1 of these??

  • Will the offspring be lapdogs?

    boom boom.

  • send me the laptop's child will you?

  • I just blew 1:15 of my life watching a plastic dog hump a laptop. The really sad part? I own two of those USB Humping Dogs!!! The censor was brilliant. :)

  • LMAO At the censor!

  • Haha

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  • You are a genius, that USB dog will give birth to an entire litter of laptops :D

  • i wish i had more nom nom

  • I don't know what's funnier, the pixelation, or the fact that for some reason I hear a Cher song playing.

  • I so need one!

  • I needed it

  • lol this dog lasts longer than i do

  • im bringin one of those to school ;)

  • Stay classy, USB.

  • What the hell?

  • its loud as, well, fuck

  • @8831eduardo depends on what you get. standard is like 512 mb. but thats just where i come from.

  • like is lockergnome sent u here

  • censor made my day

  • anyone send this to that one fag yet?

  • funny how its blurred

  • DO YOU BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE? :B

  • video ocioso de la semana XD

  • Someone didn't get their flash drive neutered...

  • hehe omg :D 

  • I WANT ONE!!!

  • O_O

  • The USB-Pee-Pee got sensored.......I love it!

  • 646 people don't believe in life after love.

  • Each USB dog needs USB powered to be turned on. GET IT?

  • The original Humping Dog (not the think geek ones) had 1 and 2 GB capacities. I have the husky one.

  • XD

  • What does it doe except Hump?

  • I like the censorship, it made the video.

  • I put my USB drive into her port,she's yellin at my data cause she's such a whore,from the megabyte to the terabyte, she must be overclocked we were fuckin all night!

    That's the song I thought of lol

  • Mechanical dog porn.

  • Lol

  • Oh what a soothing mechanical grinding sound.

  • LOL. Unnecessary pixilation FTW!

  • @yndigot You now haz 69 Thumbs up ;)

  • I like how the dog humps and there is suddenly a geek thumbs up on the computer lol.

  • I`m buying one to troll IRL.

  • Fucking stupid device. I could easily use that USB port for my USB Fondue-Maker instead.

  • I love the censoring.

  • Everyone involved in the inception, production, distribution, and marketing of this device, as well as anyone who reacts positively to it in any way, could all simultaneously die and the rest of the world would lose nothing of value. They may even be better off.

    Also, this has killed my belief in life after love. I'm not sure how, but it has. Thanks for that.

  • @12GaugeSteel because Celine Dion had managed to convince that such a thing actually existed O.o?

  • WTF IS THAT ??? o.O

  • Wait, did you SERIOUSLY need to mosaic the dog's USB plug dick? Where are you, Japan?

  • Lol I love how they sensor the plug in bit. Where do I get one?

  • This is the most useless, pointless, unnecessary thing ever. I SO WANT ONE.

  • CLICLICLICLICLICLICLICK

  • Who would pay for this shit?

  • @leosignit FUCKING EVERYONE

  • @jackedupcrackersman Uhhhhhhhhh... Good point.

  • Instead of Cher, you should have played Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Hump de Bump" to this. Great vid, though!

  • I have the weirdest boner ryt now :S

  • what's the song in the background, i havent heard it in 4 years?

  • sana meron din nyan sa pilipinas.. cool eh..

  • now transferring your data

    *HUMP HUMP HUMP*

    ◘transfer complete ◘

    "looks like u got a virus"

    AIDS.exe found.

  • How much MB/GB does the USB hold? LOL

  • @unknownj76 A big whooping 0 mb!

    Buy now!

  • ...only problem with this is when the dog is done you cant pull him out for 30minutes! :P

  • ...this might be illegal in a few states! :P

  • thats deadly but id say the noise gets annoyin after a while

  • What will they come up with next

  • i just wanna make a 10x10 wall with usb ports and 100 dogs! :D

  • @littleRydia7

    Did your mom show you how to spell all the big words?

  • @littleRydia7 How sad that you're not witty enough to post a top rated comment. Perhaps writing in all caps will make up for your intellectual inadequacies...or perhaps not.

  • and that usb drive is retarded... end of story. I like to give that to my 10 year old so he can take that to school for his computer class. I would love to see him get busted for it. LOL!

  • So funny

  • Itz sooo annoying !

  • you have to be kidding me

  • umm wow

  • great porn video

  • this is the most sexiest video ever seen... <3<3<3<3

  • .. seriously..?

  • hi tock

  • eww O_O

  • That would be awesome and totally funny for about 30 seconds, then I'd have to break it...

  • LOL I WANT 1 WHERE DID HE GETE IT

  • what is the storage capacity?

  • @krishnas1971 2 balls! ahah

  • Lol I want 1

  • Where do u buy it in america, I want one

  • @mcmahon0134 At the sex shop i think ahahahah

  • Why did u took the candom off

  • I bet this was made from Japan.

  • Lol Check My Video For REAL Humping Dog

    But nice video lol

  • that could really "fuck" up your usb drive

  • iveseen one of these before!! it cost 200HKD!

  • Me Gusta...

  • A coisa mais inútil que eu já vi! ¬¬'.... 

  • God Bless America!

  • Someone had way too much time on their hands when they made that lol

  • I want one!!!

  • 0:20 I see somepuppy has passed their STD test.

  • OMG :O

  • Класно

  • I bet you the PC was all like 'Found new hardware: Penis'

    rofl

  • i don't know i don't like the idea of my pc getting fucked...

  • Funny

  • KKKK..MT BOOOM.KK

  • lol!

    

  • How many GB does it have in it? ^-^

  • @helpyoutogo its not a flash drive it has no function like it says in desc.. :D

  • @l0oky1 actually on thinkgeek it has these and it says its usb.

  • @l0oky1 nvm, your right it isnt functional.

  • Make one that's not a dog but the humping robot from robot chicken. i'll buy one of those.

  • im taking one to school and waiting for someone to borrow my usb

  • So, this doesn't do ANYTHING??? But, umm, "Go to town"?

  • this would be the best way to upload a virus to someones computer :D

  • when the dog enter the hole the anti virus kick in for protection (like a condom)

  • LOL, censored usbXD

  • The dog was fucking the motherboard.

  • thats how you install windows 7

  • USB...+Dog....=Sex....

    Electrical outlet...+woman....= funeral?....

    Someone fix this and find out where I was going with it.

  • I guess the child would be the first super intelligent canine. 

  • How you make

  • ive get a free usb dog? :)

  • I am the 3900 thumbs up! an award?

  • Super!!!!

  • Omg. I need that. :D

  • Okay mister Gates, let's sign this 1.6 billion dollard contract. But first, let me print it, it's on my USB key. *Take out this humping dog USB*

  • I didn't know USB's had cleavage.

  • You censored a USB? D: