U of Andy: Holding Your Liquor

[GumpContender]

lol



[jebanjeucmar]

bunch of stereotypes,no? 

[patator2512]

absolutely , don't drink and drive , too much get spilled in the car dude !

[richarddaniel777]

Oh Doug, how I wish you were an uncle of mine.

[jeffens1991]

something that says youre old enough haha XD

[RKTologist]

Don't forget to drink and drive

[kylahullu666]

Is drinking homebrew ''manly''?

[UrSoMeanBoss]

pentagram xD



[jax088]

@dapotjez34 some of us actually have real jobs so weed is not an option for me...

[8jsimone]

This is what College Humor should be lol

[slutypet]

don't drink and drive, smoke and fly

[KaunasTravel]

@slutypet take lsd and teleport ;)

[slutypet]

@KaunasTravel LOl i love acid too :P but i use it rarely (4 times in 10 months) because it is dangerous. My first trip was just the second biggest revelation i had in my life. My biggest was on DMT.

[jm8907]

@slutypet so, tell us your story of LSD... haha, Im curious what your revelation was?

[slutypet]

@jm8907 hard to explain but i could see trough people's faces, like i could see their lives...and i could see they were stuck like in a box of perception. I was seeing and thinking out of that box.. i could see that people were controlled by fear. It's kind of like seeing the matrix, but not as a physical thing, not like seeing with your eyes.

[jm8907]

@slutypet haha, right on. Sounds like quite the experience my friend. What about the DMT, Ive always been curious as what that is like. Care to share some more?

[slutypet]

@jm8907 that is more hardcore. more hard to explain but see this video. my experience was similar to that one /watch?v=AYDgmpiE-U0

[jm8907]

@slutypet yeah, interesting stuff man... I love hearing peoples stories on that kind of stuff. It bothers me that its so frowned upon by so many. lol. I love hearing Joe Rogan talk about all that shit, including a deprivation chamber that he has installed in his house. haha. thanks for the stories though. Peace!

[slutypet]

@jm8907 no problem. did you ever took any of those stuff?

[jm8907]

@slutypet nope.... theres always tomorrow though. haha. Im sure someday I will experiment and expand my mind a bit. lol. Where Im at, its hard to get ahold of good hallucinogens... I just wouldnt trust 100 percent for what people would be selling right now. Ive heard amazing stories of finding your true self on lsd and what not, and having the most mind blowing 8 hours of your life... then Ive also heard the exact opposite. haha. I would hate to get stuck in a horrible scary trip for long.

[slutypet]

@jm8907 yeah, i guess it isn't easy to find good halucinogens anywhere

[yomejustacandy]

I have a problem with that last bit, When I was 17 I convinced a bartender I was old enough by talking about the first legend of zelda.

[Evija3000]

oh, Doug...

[Revolution2pointO]

weed and booze equals great! no stomach pain complete euphoria and for some reason im usuallly feel much more in control of my body and less shy of the world. weed alone= always pleasant. alcohol alone= ugh to get the effect i want for two hours i must suffer for the next 24 hours. bleh

[MyMindTravels]

Weed before booze. Can I get a thumbs up?!

[troodon2]

@MyMindTravels weed and booze make a very nice couple. but im not gonna thumbs-up you because you are fishing for it and thats just annoying.

[runig14]

@MyMindTravels apparently not

[TheBlahblah101234]

ok ok would someone please take the chalk away from andy's dad

[steelfist48]

now that......that is real education

[krazykanadian6]

LEGENDARYYYYY!!!

[MRPIMP62]

im not old

[314STLblues]

eatin on cocks

[Nos0]

LOLOLOLOLOL. im a faggot



[Bigleswade1]

ok dude YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[JgHaverty]

This is smart ass, and ridiculous, but its actually 100% accurate. I LOVE IT!

[Ryan21Beyond]

liquor before beer, you're in the clear but beer before liquor and you'll never be sicker ;)

[ryanexsus]

Kevin Nealon is the shit man. 

[ElanFlann]

bread doesn't soak up alcohol better. food jsut makes the alcohol get digested slower.

[iLove50pounders]

i saw a girl once.

[dsayre89]

i got to hold down a real job so no weed for me other than that they need to fuckin legalize it already, so i can smoke:[ i miss my mary . i like brown liquor actually screw some vodka and i pass out before i throw up idk i just dont puke its for pussies.

[straaler5]

not an alcohol fan, GIMME SOME WEED NIGGA!

[darrenholcomb42]

The way to avoid a hangover-don't stop drinking.

[Psyfrox]

showtime, you should promote this more, now that I watched every season, this is heaven for me.

[cindyao]

AHAHAHAHAHA!! LOVE IT!!

[cheyrose333xD]

31 people cant hold their liquor.

[Thejbirdy]

If you gotta hurl have a doobie or (especially) some tootles at the ready.......

[olie859]

"PURPLE TREES AND FROSTED LEAVES"

WEED ANTHEM

COPY THIS PASTE IT

AND ROLL ONE TO IT IF YOUR A REAL PUFFER!!

JUST HIT IT AND EXHALE....

[tommyprks]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[blackashell13]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[Underground504]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[Arrorn123]

copol

[Taker331]

power hour gets you shmacked...lol

[ballinout17]

i know how to hold my liquor.... with my left hand :)

[noogetful]

Nobody knowS~!



[GirlSkateDecking]

hahah this is my favorite video on youtube now!

[dghmstrmasfgnmsrnms]

27 people haven't seen the show "Weeds" before. These two are hilarious in that show.

[mcginty100]

something that says you're old enough. keyword: "says"

[DolleeRocker]

when i was 13 i drank three qourters of a bottle of brandy and i could hold it. got drunk off my ass.

[socomf6]

@DolleeRocker ya im turning 15 soon and i find as i get older i get worse at holding it, ive been drinking snense 10 and holding it is just getting harder now

[broncosfan02]

27 people dont know how to hold their liquor

[BreakfastBentoBox]

Queers; "Texas toast, Hawaiian bread? Fatties are hotties? GAY.

[slayman123]

Andy Rules

[Midnightryder7]

take 2 asprins before you go drinking...No Hangovers

[LnchIexplit]

i,ve heard that weed makes u feel better after being drunk just wanna know is it true? (cuz i smoke weed)

[iLeviathan]

@LnchIexplit I'd do it for science bro, but I don't drink.

Wanna volunteer?

[sqwert12]

nobody knows xD

[marcusg94]

i HATE drinking at parties and all the girls are lightweights and every 35 seconds they say "i have to pee" or "im soo drunk".

[ItJustGrowsLikeThat]

@marcusg94 LOL @ "I have to peeee"

[midgeman18]

Nah man girls use that excuse to go to the bathroom cause thats like a girl outpost.They plot in there

[pigoutultra]

"don't drink if you don't have something that says you're old enough" i loled

[dizzyb111]

I didn't get the part about mixing drinks, does he mean don't ever do whisky/ rum etc when you're doing more than one type of alcohol the same night or is he just talking about the order in which it is consumed?

[zigertube]

@dizzyb111 Do some experimenting, then come back and let us know how it went.

[Maxandtheletter7]

You forgot don't drink and drive mate

[tWist3dPS3gamer]

@Maxandtheletter7 ur such pussy... ;)

[piotrekwaw88]

Na kaca najlepsza jest praca!

[contact1araya]

yeah eat and drink...............then puke!!!

[slutfacedho]

hahaahah FUCKING DOUG DUDE!

[b1azeinb0ngz42OSW3D]

liquor before beer ur in the clear beer before liquor ur gettin sicker ;)

[MrChungus]

The world would be a better place if everyone had an Uncle Andy.

[dghmstrmasfgnmsrnms]

The best way to not puke is to be fucking huge like me. HAHA. You can drink as much as you want an you wont feel bad. I have never thrown up before.

[JuzDoinMiThang]

that pentagram was the shit! i would buy that chalkboard! lmao jk

[3709280]

ends GAYYY!!!!

[SuperAndy1010]

throw up its like a giant reset button lol 100% true

[jangotheman]

what is you combine weed and booze and go bad, what to do?

[Justas923]

Ah, yeah, some more advices:

1. Never mix coke, vodka and whyskey.

2. Never mix beer and whyskey, and then drink vodka

3. Never smoke weed, when you drank a lot of alcohol

4. Drink 4-6 (0,5 l 5%) or 5-7 (0.33 l 5%(I recommend "Tuborg")) bottles of beer for the best results (including no puke out)

5. Dont drink fast

6. Dont drink too slow

7. Always have a backup (5-6 bottles of beer), use it 4-6 hours after you got drunk

8. Dont puke out on your girlfriend's chest (you're screwed)

[dghmstrmasfgnmsrnms]

@Justas923 #3. Not so fast. I drank almost a fifth of jack and smoked eight bowls one night, almost complete blackout, and woke up the next day feeling amazing. I felt so good i went and worked out. true story.

[Justas923]

@dghmstrmasfgnmsrnms wish my stomach would be so strong as yours :)

[tylerstringerXxX]

I just truthfully walk around a lot during my hang overs and it kills them fast if you work out and ignore the head ache....

[JCdenten]

24 people failed the University of Andy

[amaznazn1nvazn]

lol i love how he chooses his words at the end when he says don't drink if you don't have something that says your old enough, he doesn't say you have to be 21

[DIZCHUK0]

HANG0VER CURE: G0 2 THE T0ILET PUT UR FINGER D0WN UR THR0AGHT, YAK IT ALL 0UT, DRINK A BEER, TAKE A C0LD SH0WER, SM0KE A BLUNT, TAKE A NAP THEN Y0UR G00D 2 G0

[GoldenGhettoFilms]

@DIZCHUK0 you call that a hangover cure? sounds more like an entire day to me.

[Aplesause]

@GoldenGhettoFilms As misguided as it looks, that might be a solid foundation for curing a bad hangover. A dark beer has a surprising ability to hydrate because it's filled with electrolytes, it just needs to be followed by water. The vomiting will at least make you feel better and was probably going to happen anyways. Pot does amazing things for the hangover headache, and nausea.

[GoldenGhettoFilms]

@Aplesause Sure, I can believe all that. Why not just leave out the beer from the morning routine and drink gatorade, which has even more electrolytes? I completely agree with the pot thesis, but then my point was that if you get drunk and high and then take a nap... your day is over. It ain't a hangover cure if you just sleep for a whole day!

This is my hangover cure:

Wake up.

Smoke bowl.

Cured.

[DIZCHUK0]

@GoldenGhettoFilms IT 0NLY TAKES LIKE A H0UR ND A HALF, SET Y0UR ALARM S0 Y0U 0NLY SLEEP LIKE 30-45 MINUTES IT W0RKS FINE

[jonnykid555]

whiteboard guy looks like henry winkler :L

[rickytebbe]

Smoking a bunch of meth probably cures hangovers

[eyescreamstuff]

hang over?? smoke alot of pot. ice tea and try to choke down a beer. eat something small... go back to work.. lol

[carniegrl09]

well that made me wanna beer

[Hunoku]

The best way to not vomit is simply to smoke weed...

[NJsBiggestAssHole]

@Hunoku wow when i look back at it, i never threw up while i smoked when drunk.

[2pacdragonforce]

1:33 GENECIDE!

[Roy5050]

that was funny as hell

[getemnate11]

experience is the best teacher, especially when you get wasted.

[FrancescaFanatic7]

Lol I've never had a hangover and I hold my liquor like a champ

[playstationRLZ]

@FrancescaFanatic7 amen brother, i might of had like 2 hangovers ever

[FrancescaFanatic7]

@playstationRLZ

And I've only puked once XD but that was cause I was crossfaded as hell, good night though...good night...

[AdriusBartolomeu]

I don´t belive I only found these videos now ... XD BIG HELP ...

[Notasheep187]

these guys dont even smoke weed

[JMort95]

@Notasheep187 they smoke fools like you on the b ball court

[Tazman91291]

best way to cure hangovers legally and in 15-20 mins is 7up and alka-selzer. drop the two alka-selzers into the 7up, let it fizz inside the glass, and then once it just stops fizzing, drink it.

[icannotfalter]

@keithbu Who gives a fuck?

[keithbu]

@icannotfalter if you get your liquor then why cant i get my weed

[MmownedBowser2222]

the only thing i drink is the good old knowledge of the bible..

GOD AM I EVER GAY.

[FAITHALYSSON]

@MmownedBowser2222 haha

[MsPinkGlam]

@MmownedBowser2222 lmfao

[heyshutupyou]

i cure my hangovers with weed. i wake up " damn alcohol is like poison". pack a bowl and im like "all natural goodness"

[MsPinkGlam]

@heyshutupyou haha thats the good shit

[MrChungus]

@heyshutupyou You and everyone else, Bowls a day keep nerves at bay.

[Gangsterabc]

@heyshutupyou yeah yo cure the devils poison with Gods remedy lol

[seangallacher11]

@heyshutupyou me too..dno why this works but its the best hangover cure ever

[D4rkG34r]

@heyshutupyou alcohol literally is poison bro xD

[trouble1993]

@D4rkG34r you are a fucking retard and you till believe the tales your mother tells you.

[junktunkfunk]

@heyshutupyou it is a mild poison, why theres such a thing as alchoho; poisoning. theres no such thing as weed poisoning though

[alekastar]

@junktunkfunk it's not a "mild poison". i understand what you're trying to say, but "mild poison" is not really the correct way to describe alcohol. The simplest term would be "intoxicant". Medically speaking, it is a central nervous system depressant. You can be poisoned from eating, say, too many bananas (potassium poisoning) but you wouldn't go around saying that bananas are "mild poisons".

[7mvproy]

@heyshutupyou Hi and i work for the local police station and we are currently tracking down your I.P address to come and make an arrest on you soon buddy for admintation of illegal substance - Thanks For Your Cooperation 

[JHashcroft]

@7mvproy Like the police have that amount of resources. That's SO stupid.

[4BUD2buddy0]

@7mvproy FUCK THE POLICE! and you 2 dumbass:p

[traytard742]

@7mvproy LOL, idiot

[tolli111]

@7mvproy lol right

[Nickthebeartv]

Your my fucking hero! :'D

[amchi16]

Who are these fuckers! I dont listen to the pussies. No body is allowed to tell me how to drink..and what to drink....fuckers!

[125smokesallday]

wiid



[chubyali]

WeeD

[fattyJNL]

x] Pentagram over there....

[Daily0Dabble]

Vodka good ol 151 gets u buzzed(drunk) depending on what u want

and its clear pure alcohol and vodka taste...

also its not to spicy yet just spicy enough to grab u by the balls and say

hay bitch ur in my world now so don't fuck around.

[laurlaur2die4]

jimmy johns beach club + gatorade + ibuprofen = hangover cure.

[D4682]

impressions of canabis and alcohol i feel are truly in fipped perspectives.

WEED>ALCOHOL

[SUPERMARl064]

Best way to really cure a handover is to drink room temp water. =3 Water is the best thing for you in most cases. 

[urMOMgos2colegex]

Bread statistically doesn't do any good. It may 'absorb' alcohol but it still gets processed in your system anyway. PROTEIN is the key for when you're going to do heavy drinking. The protein helps metabolize and process the alcohol.

Listen to me if you want, I still get hungover all the time anyway.

[TheGlitched]

@urMOMgos2colegex The bread is meant to prevent you from throwing up, not to reduce the harm that alcohol does.

[thetruesurvive]

People say I'm no-good, And crazy as a loon.

Because I get stoned in the morning, and get drunk in the afternoon.

[LingeringProfanity]

Lol. I've been able to hold my vomit for, like, atleast three to five minutes. IT was fucked up. Then I was like, "Well, I'm pretty tired of tunnel vision. Gonna go throw up now."

Except I didn't actually say that, I sort of got up off the couch and stumbled into the bathroom.

[MrChopperdave]

DUDE !!!, Mr Cheezle ??? "I was an orca in a dream, and im my dream i could feel how i was emerging through the water, like an aquatic magestic eagle" lmao , who is Mr Cheezle ? what other shhows and movies is he in ??

[sillybaby888]

This is my fav show, can't wait until it is back I just caught up online at seevstreaming (.) com

[o56kid]

water

[account90]

Eh? Guiness is better than most over achoholic beverages.

[AdamValenzuela1]

i got drunk last night ...weed is better thumbs up if you agree

[thesanchezoio]

fuck pot all these fucking pot heads man give me a fucken drink

[bojoben]

@thesanchezoio Fuck those dumbass alcoholics give me a nice spliff, and well see who scores.

[robps89]

@bojoben can't we all just get along?  weed and alcohol are best when united!

[Turbolimejuice]

@thesanchezoio looks like someone hasn't been high.

[thesanchezoio]

@Turbolimejuice ive smoked plenty of weed and id rather have a drink any day of the week unless i want to go to sleep or sum shit ...u dont know me

[blackops8547]

i drink martinys

[Alexander1358]

I totally get the draw in the board!

[thecloudswillattack]

hahaha!!! awesome!!

[5ciFive]

@vendetta0231 Booze you fucking idiot. We know who's a kiddie still.

[AGearsPlayer]

also don't drink if you driving, get someone else to drive then.

[MyUsername2668]

I perfer pot.

[RuthlessCriminal408]

Just Smoke some Pot, 

[mycaddigo]

i just got stupider from watching this

[iughreuigh]

one should phene,the tradional drink in goa in india. google it

[Slainna]

oh yes @ Passover. booze hits me like a truck then

[sergaiey]

So, Andy, whatever his real name is. I was watching Operation Homecoming, about Soldiers and Writing. I think he Narates some in it.

[naggingterror]

unless your escorting children around chimney tops....lose the umbrella

[jbh121297]

"its like a pentagram" haha

[nelyat13]

weed is the best way to hold your liqour, and a good wake n bake/couple glasses of water is teh perfect hangover cure

[plastkorv]

Haha, lovin' Dougs' writing!

[Ryancuasay]

@MrCharlina LEGEN... DARY!

[alpacino50kg]

@Ryancuasay dude you werre supposed to wait for it

[MacnCooley]

Listen to Cooley Mac'n