Why You Should Vote. Seriously.

[DropkickNoonan]

Obama is a socialist!!!

[1001014]

that's good

[josephyb33]

No civilization has made it without a strong standing army...Obama wants to weaken ours.

[harling19XX]

"Doesn't it concern anyone that Obama wants to weaken our army"

As someone from the EU - hell, NO! Best thing that could happen to the US. Trust in your country has fallen over the last years quicker and quicker & your army has a BIG part in it. There hasn't been a war on US soil in 200 years & yet you think you should dictate the world when & where to attack & impose death and terror on others?! Your war with the Irak and your threat to the Iran was and is a crime in my eyes. Start THINKING!

[DropkickNoonan]

Well Germany you can go to FUCKING HELL Cuz you can't vote in the US anyway. So obvoiusly you don't our country's best Intrest

[wildwings01]

@harling19XX  it concerns me he is apoligising to EVERYBODY and making us americans feel weak

[ashley22d]

I am voting McCain.I don't want Obama running this country. What I can not comprehend is how a country who panics over a president smoking pot is ok with a senator who used to burn flags and still has no respect for it. Doesn't it concern anyone that Obama wants to weaken our army and rewrite our anthem.He went to a church with an anti american minister and claimed to not know he was anti anything, HE WENT THERE FOR 20 YEARS! lies..Obama will be the demise of our country and possibly the world.

[codeaires]

WTF?? XD

[matttiegun]

i straight up hate posting comments on youtube, but that shit was dope

[hellorodney]

i need to take a long long vacation in a land far far away,,,,where people in lovely white coats will bring me iced tea

[andymcgaffigan]

me too my friend...me too.

[agaffa2010]

sounds like a plan

[tori2603]

hahahaha! i'm john macain n i have a hard time urinating lmao xD

[burgerkingman23]

silly niggers politics are for humans

[HomeboyJiggles]

go fucking die u racist faggot and burn in hell

[irisofthedead]

don't sink down to his levels... you used derrogatory language also...his name is burgerkingman what did you really expect...

[slickrick971]

fuck em both. Ron Paul FTW

[whquick]

But who else are you going to vote for, some third party? Don't make me laugh Mauhahahaaaaaaaa You can't stop us!

[bigboysmiley1]

no offense, no racism. but the only reason america is voting for obama is the fact that he's black.

[mzathemind]

your a comlpete racist dumbass if you think that

[bigboysmiley1]

no im not racist, america wants this because he's going to be the first african american president, jeez, i might even be black myself,.

[mzathemind]

i can tell your not black if obama was white hed still win because of his campaign

[irisofthedead]

so women must want mccain for the first female vp...yeah.. i think not. I am mixed I have black family members and they all said obama isn't black enough to be considered the first black president lol...but in all cases it may be true for some but not all. you could say the same thing for white voters voting mccain just because he is white. I am mixed so tell me who I am voting for...Since you think race defines it all or throw in the fact I am female and tell me. See if that changes anything...

[Hjernespreng]

nope.

Thats bullshit.

Some might do.

[HomeboyJiggles]

omg, bullshit

[bowlingballout]

Funny Stuff.

This is going to be a great election... for all the wrong reasons.

BO is my guy, but be honest, he has less experience than the current clown in the White House.

[killgreed]

Don't vote it only encourages them! Revolt, Obama Mcain are CFR & TRILATERAL COMMISSION!MULTINATIONAL PAWNS. Obey your masters dogs, You would run out of the yard if they would let you off your leash!!

[MonkeyMaker12]

.....u must be alot of fun at partys

[tori2603]

lol

[TMRnetwork]

people r being really racist against him being a muzzlum, and that isnt even true! thats wat people THINK they THINK hes a muzzlum trying to control r country but have no proof wat so ever of it! Hes a Christian!

[Pl4st3rc00ki]

Lol.

[mistarcraw]

cool vid! Voted one

[WOLFFDEPPSPONGEBOB]

Obama OBAMA OBAMA! WHOOO!

2 bad i can't vote ::[...

[bigboysmiley1]

obama sucks. or should i say yomama. vote for mcCain, seriously, im not racist, but if we stoop so low that obama, a muslim freak, is president, america really will suck then,

[andymcgaffigan]

you've got a way with words - and you've earned mccain yet another vote. bravo, sir.

[mopresto15o]

muslims arent freaks. and obama is a muslim poser! im a muslim john mccain 08

[MonkeyMaker12]

hes not muslim u dont hav any proof

[PartehmunzX]

@bigboysmiley1 ''Im not racist'' Yet you use the word freak after muslim.

If you think obama's a freak you didn't have to put the word muslim in front of it.

Cause that's what makes you racist.

[highchief42]

@PartehmunzX "Muslim" is not a race. He's not racist, hes just a bigot.

[wolfeblood464]

nice

but mccain is good

[awaitingthehalos]

old man jokes. too easy.

[supered86]

hahahaha nice

[regularguy5mb]

How very, very true.

[airgumbee]

im voting for tiger woods

[megamarsvin]

lol is right

[CrazyWomanAli]

love the end the best

[Femalecommaman]

KEE-RECT ANDY! None of it is decided by us, but I vote anyway for a laugh!

[runkaballe]

Greatest ever.

Ramen brother

[in23065]

I dont get the joke who are those people

[FXmattFX]

i hope your kidding...if you are kudos to you..if your not move out of this country

[in23065]

I didnt think there was an election another election for ages

I dont like Gordan Brown but these people sound weird we can't have them as the leader of this country

[FXmattFX]

haha

[FavoriteWrstNightmr]

hahaha wow. u made me laugh almost harder than the vid.

[pacsgg]

HAHAHAHA... Yay:D

[thomasjcogger]

LOL!

[danlras]

seriously funny

[misterogers]

Funny but I can't say I agree with your message. =p

[iamthebs]

good. make sure to see my obama, hillary huckabee, ron paul, guilani john mccain and john edwards humor videos

[MBRHIndustries]

Its funny cause its true.

[talknerdytokim]

LOL indeed

try to find a picture with more garden gnomes for the next edition!

[andymcgaffigan]

i tried, oh how i did try, to find more gnomes for this edition. there seems to be a lawn gnome scarcity on the internet for some reason.

but i have never been "gnown" to give up easily. get it???? "gnown???"

i'm going back to bed now.

[iamthebs]

then America would be "Gnome-mans-land!"

[carolperez]

I was just thinking this same thing

[chimera15]

Why is it that everyone running for president or in politics a total freak? lol

[andymcgaffigan]

probably because 99% of the world is made up of freaks. in fact, it would be weird if there wasn't a freak running for office.

[chimera15]

Still, I know at least 5 people that would make better presidential candidates and are 100 times less screwed up, have 100 times better morality, logic/debate skills, and would be better leaders than any of the candidates in the past 3 elections. It seems like people that hold the money purses that give money to these freaks are purposely trying to ruin the us, and only give money to freaks to bring the us down. I bet that's it.

[achampag]

this did not show up in my sub list.

great vid....

[andymcgaffigan]

thanks - and that is typical of youtube. the man is always trying to keep my political parodies down, just like he tried to keep my naked body out of the park with all those "public indecency" fines.

[achampag]

oh jeez...now i bet that would be great footage!

=)

[andymcgaffigan]

it's all on the Fox special "world's most naked police chases."

[achampag]

oh andy...that gladys knight comment...that was just special...

[reddropdrop]

sexy!

[achampag]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[1liljet]

I hear ya dude...Maggie Gimmeabonedog for president.Really though, what are you going to do about it?

[andymcgaffigan]

not lately. i never grow tired of praise though. i was about to comment on your most recent video this morning, but was momentarily distracted. i'm going to head there now!

[andymcgaffigan]

same goes for you doodyhead - there will arrive a day when your prostate becomes as big as a bowling ball - we'll see who's laughing then!

[bonpain]

prawns? yum!

[jetmechanic1]

RP'08

[andymcgaffigan]

LOL.

[mrm1775]

Damn, Andy. You really know how to crush my faith in humanity.

[andymcgaffigan]

i'm just doing what i do best - sucking humanity from any trace of hope or inspiration. huzzah!

[MegGriffinX]

Anyone but Obama '08!

[andymcgaffigan]

that's why i'm voting for jesse "the body" ventura.

[BenRobot]

ill be there. my vote will count. ralph wiggum 08!

[andymcgaffigan]

i will also vote for ralph wiggum. i understand he's willing to stand up for paste-eater's rights.

[BigJoeSmith]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[andymcgaffigan]

how dare you laugh at john mccain's expense!! inexplicable late-night oatmeal consumption is no laughing matter!

[rock1n1t]

lmao

[TimberGeek]

I'll definitely be voting in the primaries... It's the only place my vote actually counts in a Presidential election.

[andymcgaffigan]

well, it looks like even those have been decided. but if things change, i will graciously admit that i am legally retarded.

[TimberGeek]

I've voted against the Republicrats in every general election, not going to change the world but at least I get to register an opinion. I agree that the Democrats are essentially done (barring voter fraud). The Republicans are another matter, there is a chance that it'll get decided at convention and if it does there's a one in a million chance that Ron Paul will come out on top.

I'm not holding my breath. ;-/

[andymcgaffigan]

abandon all hope all ye who live and occasionally eat out here.

[eire138]

Where's Taft when you need him eh?

[vanawesome]

sigh. seriously. Give me taft or give me death.

[mrm1775]

Taft could square away those slovenly dogs in Washington. Maybe he'll run on a third party ticket.

[andymcgaffigan]

he's busy eating his own weight in mutton.

[KimOsh72]

lol

[edenbainbridge]

great!

[antiflag177]

LOL. idk even know who to vote for.

[andymcgaffigan]

gladys knight. she's the black mormon woman who won't cop out when they're delegates all about.

[andymcgaffigan]

its ok - even if you were here resistance is futile, as the borg says.

[00notsmart00]

McCains only chance is to run on a platform of naked torso and tie!

[andymcgaffigan]

i would love to see the old guy strip from the waist up and do some extreme campaigning.  that would get him the media coverage he craves.

[karen32862]

Neither of these candidates are good choices. This will be the first year in almost 30 years I wont be voting.

"I predict a future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them" -- Thomas Jefferson

Do not be blackmailed or bribed with entitlements offered by our government. For every dollar the government "gives" you they take away your priceless liberty.

[andymcgaffigan]

i won't vote either, but its mostly due to my laziness.

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

Email this to Sheri Sheppard on the VIEW! She has never voted! XO BUCK

[andymcgaffigan]

if anything, this will keep her perfect record intact - is my duty as an american to send it to her!

andymcgaffigan, away!

[iwashere]

Remaining character count: 470

[AndyMan4482]

dude ur the bomb!!!

[xjasongarciax]

"I have trouble urinating!" LOL you're awesome man!

[andymcgaffigan]

thanks, but prostate problems are no laughing matter.

...eh, who am i kidding. prostate problems are hilarious.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Andy can't even begin to fathom how I'm using him for my own desires, sexual desires.

[andymcgaffigan]

i can't, but please tell me more. i promise barak obama will give you a backrub if you do.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

It involves aluminum, melted butter, and disestablishmentarianism.

[anarchyclayman]

Dude, that is a great word, can i use it?

[andymcgaffigan]

mostly melted butter. that stuff is not just delicious - its highly addictive.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

It also causes infections.

[slatersgarage]

And of course, that would be another famous politician, Iowa congressman Fred "Gopher" Grandy, wailing on the acoustic guitar, right?

I'd recognize those hot licks anywhere...

[andymcgaffigan]

yep, ol' gopher has been "crashing on my couch" trying to get his head together for about two months now. and he smells funny.

[fallofautumndistro]

Hasn't the cute-o-lution overthrown the government yet?

[andymcgaffigan]

i'm sure it will at some point, the puppies are hard at work in washington. but hey, let's give them a break. the government has been around for over 200 years, its going to take these dogs at least a couple of weeks to reduce washington to a pile of rubble.

[weepingprophet]

I'm voting for Bugs Bunny.

[andymcgaffigan]

i understand he's won over the cross-dressing vote, with all those times he disguised himself as a lady to seduce elmer fudd.

as for me, i like bugs bunny's "blow up the speech impaired hunter" policies. he's tough on speech impediments.

[weepingprophet]

It's a pity Bush already adopted the winning slogan "Ain't I a stinker" for his reelection campaign. Also a pity we won't see Bugs run against Giuliani, so we can hear how "dethpicable" Bugs is. Okay, I'm done.

[andymcgaffigan]

i'm just getting started. perhaps ron paul can grow a bushy red goatee and take up a staunch "anti-varmint" platform.

[ruroremy]

Yeah... good thing I'm in the Netherlands and this doesn't connect to me. :)

[andymcgaffigan]

oh, it will soon enough. just wait until one of our presidents decides your country isn't free enough and invades you. then you'll have so much democracy you won't know what to do with it.

[ruroremy]

My country is proud of being more free than yours.

I'm sure that's already a war waiting to happen right there.

[bakaface]

Nice vid! But I'm voting for karaoki Steve.

[andymcgaffigan]

i understand his campaign is unstoppable and quite stevey.

[rickyricardo123]

you should have added ron paul.

[andymcgaffigan]

his fans kept begging me for more media coverage, but at this point i just wanted to spite them.

[MrCaltec]

nice job andy. Had a good chuckle

[lazydawgxx]

I've decided to vote for Ambrose Bierce. He tells it like it is & already has the secure location bit down pat, having been there for the past 94 years. Oddly enough, he has nominated me as his VP & I will faithfully execute all his instructions.

[andymcgaffigan]

hey, when ambrose bierce gives you instructions, you better follow them. that dude means business.

[TheDiamondFactory]

Who you voting for...Romney?

lulz

[andymcgaffigan]

no, i'm voting for the only black mormon woman on the ballot - gladys knight.

[vanawesome]

gladys is gonna sweep this biznatch!

[andymcgaffigan]

she sure is - and she's going to appoint george clinton as her secretary of uncut funk.

[JJC1138]

I'm waiting for a gay muslim candidate before I even think about voting.

[andymcgaffigan]

then khalid "tight buns" demirkol is the candidate for you!

[pablokickasso417]

What I want to know is how you got these big time politicians to be in your video. Either you've got some serious Washington connections, or you're in possession of some sweet Senator-on-Senator blackmail photos. I'm hoping it's the latter.

[andymcgaffigan]

yeah, i got some sweet shots of ron paul playing beer pong with mccain. those two will go to great lengths to win - i'll leave it at that.

[MeanBlackDude]

LOL

Question: Would I understand if I didn't know what comprehend meant???

[andymcgaffigan]

see, now you've just crippled me with your logic, and i can't feel the left side of my face.

[Gimmeabreakman]

I wish I could really type the way I sound when I laugh out loud at your videos.

V

[andymcgaffigan]

i'll give it a shot - BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*SNORT*HAH­AHAHa...Ha....ha...ha...aaaahh­h.

how was that?

[Gimmeabreakman]

No, it was more like bwehhehehehhhheee uh'h'h'h' dis wa~bit iz kwaizeee (WHEEZE)...followed by a chuckle... You see the English language is still in its infancy!

[andymcgaffigan]

indeed it is - i understand the inuits have approximately one billions ways to spell out laughter.

[ArthurTyler]

Fuck me running that oatmeal line was s stitch!

[andymcgaffigan]

oatmeal is a very important part of an inexplicable middle-of-the-night breakfast.

[SwobyJ]

^ to the last point

...so ...so true /sob

it's all a fucking game and I'm doing all I can to be an individual.. failing miserably at that it seems

Ron Paul 2008? hell ya, but I'm Canadian.. and a 'Liberal'

[iwashere]

i was here

[andymcgaffigan]

please, don't get me started on ron paul. i would really like us to remain friend, but i'm afraid that once i get started talking about ron paul i will lose about 1/3 of my subscribers.

[SwobyJ]

Not me at least; I don't care either way since you are BAD ASS.

*ahem