OMG. I thought I was the only dude that likes to put Elmer's glue on my hand, and when it clears, PULL THAT SHIT OFF. Have ALWAYS loved that. Thanks for letting me know that I am not the only one out here that sometimes does that!!
although i don't find your video's as entertaining as 'fail' vids where kids just get owned.. on your own you are a pretty entertaining guy. props! i don't think you get enough credit for your batch of humor.
if everyone who has commented on this video were in a room right now with you, you would have a lot of people wanting to kick your ass just because of this video you just made
you stupid fuck, your not funny, your not cool, and your face is falling off.
idk who you are but jus wanted to let you know in response to your threw it on the ground video andy samberg has done a coke song about his favorite day or worst day something like that i seen a clip on hulu pretty funny stuff coke isnt quite herion but a drug nonetheless
I hate kids who think they are funny and they are just retarded. although his vid was intersting....? I'm the kinda guy "insert something retardedly random" and its still not funny
I hate when POS put vids with titles that don't really tell what the video is talking about. In this case SNL's Throw it on the ground. I don't want to see you when I click on a site to watch that, so quit the fake uploads.
He's the kind of guy that is so ugly it looks like he's been hit upside the face by a shovel which also ended up giving him a speech impediment. "Thatsch" the kind of guy you are.
i know who day time jeff is. hes the guy who keeps pissing me off because i look for a video and it looks like its going to be it but no its just you talking about it for 3 minutes
dude youre gay shove a can of vanilla coke up youre ass you dumb ass peace of shit. I hope you do go to the land beffor time because te i wouldnt have to see the gay shit that comes out youre mouth go fuck youre self. ps YOUR GAY SUCK A WET COCK!
you fucking suck and do this because you're insecure. You know you could have been normal and not so fucking obnoxious if your forehead wasn't all fucked up.
I think it's time to turn DayTime Jeff into Day job Jeff....I regret accidentally stumbling across you on youtube. I'm not going to be one to cuss you out, props to you for doing your thing, but it's time you grow up and get a job or do something with your life.
Jeff is the type of guy that puts super glue on his hand, and then plays with himself. Jeff is the type of guy that gets laughed at in the locker room during gym class because he hasnt gone through puberty yet.
Dear DayTime Jeff, You Are THAT guy. I am THAT guy. You are one FUCKING ridiculous kid, And what scares me is that you remind me way too much of My self. I guess thats good... Still.. Thats Some Creepy Shit.
i like to smoke weed maannn jk bro
jaketoby465 1 month ago
Everyone who dislikes this yahoo everything
Gulllakelions 3 months ago
kaden stewert...?
TheCodHeadline 6 months ago
Hell yeah! Fuck Yahoo! What up, Jeff!!!!!!!! Watch our vids!
TheDisastronots 6 months ago
OMG. I thought I was the only dude that likes to put Elmer's glue on my hand, and when it clears, PULL THAT SHIT OFF. Have ALWAYS loved that. Thanks for letting me know that I am not the only one out here that sometimes does that!!
Angry Haden ;-)
keatspoetrylover 8 months ago
:)... lol.
frantastic2012 9 months ago
guy u just might b fuckin nuts!! but i like it..lol
izzirv 9 months ago
I was only messing arround bro i had to say that b/c what your saying in the video lol
jimbosko 11 months ago
your that kinda guy that takes it in the but lmfao!
jimbosko 11 months ago
@jimbosko nice one!
DayTimeJeff 11 months ago
Thats your saturady night? WOW! are you a virgin?
jamzii1994 11 months ago
Lol... Google is one of the top research skills to have.
Wond3rballs 11 months ago
i got a good feeling about this kid :D
TheBigHulk50 1 year ago
"I'm the kind of guy that just mans up... in situations that need manning up in" Dude, you rock !
mmx1346 1 year ago
@thething53 Dude, it's "your" not "our", and "0" or "zero" not "o"
Sentence not "sentance". Learn shit dumbass.
JapaneseCompany 1 year ago
You're the kind of guy, that definitely failed the third grade and never went back.. To later find out that you're actually clinically retarded.
Leppy13 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
youre the kind of guy that needs to get that dick out of your mouth
4ss4ss1n4t0r 1 year ago
I genuinely laugh at all your videos.
Zeroxidy 1 year ago
is this guy ok...
gabeMSA 1 year ago
I'm with u on the alphabet 1 lol
firefoxbb123 1 year ago
your the kind of guy that sleeps with his sister and has 0 friends. real tallk.
jamsandwich8701 1 year ago
boooorrrrring
philboyg 1 year ago
I think Jeff is trolling us.
Perstepolis 1 year ago
People hating you guys are assholes seriously. Fat children should stay of youtube and keep playing theyre Wii trying to lose weight.
IZENZE11 1 year ago
fuck you
morgantheplant 1 year ago
you sound like Fred the Fag just a little more gay
wafllemywaffle 1 year ago
why is every1 h8ing on this and only this daytimejeff video?
UsiDiOtS 1 year ago
you are trying too hard without any progress, just stop.
khy03 1 year ago
ㅅㅂ 김혜린 사진 지워라
TlRiX 1 year ago
In every second of this video I pause, You make a face that makes me laugth
XamineBanger 1 year ago 4
@XamineBanger rofl its scary isn't it
Serephus 1 year ago
heh..your face amuses me. And a tip, don't curse, it only shows you have a small vocabulary.
StrykerGuy234 1 year ago
i just got pissed off after watching this.
michaelforehead 1 year ago
you are a fuking "чекиджия" :D :D :D :D :D think about it
sti4ito 1 year ago
aww i dont think anyon should be pulling him into an ally and chokin him....................but thats just me:)
vampiress1801 1 year ago
Bad version of Phil DeFranco
tyborgofeast 1 year ago
FUCK YOU YOUR UGLY GET A LIVE
0bbyg0dztw1n 1 year ago
@0bbyg0dztw1n
says the person who plays runescape....
iJunkizz 1 year ago
can i add you on skype?
branksomegirl19 1 year ago
why did u tell Julia Black you ain't dead yet?
that's kinda creepy no affence
do you know her or something?
branksomegirl19 1 year ago
Please get a new hobby... before you annoy everyone to death.
Shroomn2hi 1 year ago
you look like a douche alien. and by the way your not funny
Nicholad23 1 year ago
Sid In Person Form. #LOL
Jackjack505 1 year ago
although i don't find your video's as entertaining as 'fail' vids where kids just get owned.. on your own you are a pretty entertaining guy. props! i don't think you get enough credit for your batch of humor.
athiiiiest 1 year ago
if everyone who has commented on this video were in a room right now with you, you would have a lot of people wanting to kick your ass just because of this video you just made
you stupid fuck, your not funny, your not cool, and your face is falling off.
rocketup208 1 year ago
You my friend, are a duplicate of me.
wouzerz 1 year ago
He's the kind of guy who got all of those from Facebook fan pages.
cooly227 1 year ago
are you a midget?
678jomomma 1 year ago
is he talking weird?
TheKillerFly 1 year ago
@TheKillerFly yes, he is.
CkerCky 1 year ago
Youre the kind of the guy who finds all this jokes on the Internet and think nobody else knows them!
bastur182 1 year ago
This is why they shouldn't cure people with down syndrome... This video would be much better if he was still staring into space drooling.
notrodomis 1 year ago
omfg vanilla coke is SOOOOO GOOOODDD
adawg95 1 year ago
HA lol, I flip my pillow too to get the cold side that's fucking funny.
av3nger3 1 year ago
your a goof.just a goof
StickyTwigs 1 year ago
idk who you are but jus wanted to let you know in response to your threw it on the ground video andy samberg has done a coke song about his favorite day or worst day something like that i seen a clip on hulu pretty funny stuff coke isnt quite herion but a drug nonetheless
drock192286 1 year ago
videos are pretty entertaining but who curb stomped your face?
TylerDanielShevitt 1 year ago
I really appreciate your work man, all your videos are nice!!!
Denutvalde94 1 year ago
im the kinda guy tht will stomp ur face in unless u shut up.
eleeement3 1 year ago
you look like a fish
oehlke123 1 year ago
LOL !!! 1:07 " B*tch the lnad B4 time
weezyfan25 1 year ago
man, you are freaking ugly
radar1020 1 year ago
Ouahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Ouahahaha!!!
Fire0f9ine 1 year ago
Your the kind of guy who will take part in gay gang bangs and take the gravy train in the mouth ya dirty faggot cunt
MrTroll32 1 year ago
soo... no girlfriend... rite... figured
eleeement3 1 year ago
What the FUCK is up with people naming their SHITTY SHIT after snl?Seriously, I wanted to see the fucking sketch, no your ugly mug
sincerely, go fuck yourself
iskrux 1 year ago
I thought it was funny.
RedRoosterbabam 1 year ago
he looks like a retarded matt damon
MickyD61909 1 year ago 4
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1998meangirl1998 1 year ago
Coke's a hell of a drug ain't it jeff LMFAO
mEgAmESmIK 1 year ago 2
you're the kind of guy that tries REALLLY hard to be funny, but sadly isnt.
but vanilla coke is amazing.
pongo1111 1 year ago
hahahahahhahaha i dont even know this kid but i hate him already
EXTREMECHAOS94 1 year ago
your hot. ;)
keilaknightxox 1 year ago
@keilaknightxox are you by chance blind or daytimejeff''s 2nd channel?
thething53 1 year ago
@thething53 i dont understand what your asking me am i blind no..i dont think id be on youtube if i was,
keilaknightxox 1 year ago
fix your god damn face it looks like its sliding off
xxxchellyboo 1 year ago
Jokes mate
THIS BOY SO FUCKING GETS ME!!
MrFootballFoerever 1 year ago
I hate kids who think they are funny and they are just retarded. although his vid was intersting....? I'm the kinda guy "insert something retardedly random" and its still not funny
flaminturdworm 1 year ago
I don't know my alphabet either
Pyroboy1000 1 year ago
nigahiga wannabe...
11MrYankees11 1 year ago
Midget?
Angerfist1211 1 year ago
What a noob...
Aegly 1 year ago
u look like bullshit
iwuvtahliamorethanu 1 year ago
What the hell!? Who are you!? You are marvelous!!!!!!! Glad I found you!!!!
rudeboym19 1 year ago
hahah bitch the land before time lol it like jeff before time lol
TheHeydood123 1 year ago
I love doing that w glue!!!
Speedle5 1 year ago
what is wrong with your face?
were you hit by a car...
your facial proportions are fucked.
your eyes are all far apart and shit...
hilarious looking ....is that your gag...
you make people laugh with your mutant features?
KillinDaWelfareMCs 1 year ago
@KillinDaWelfareMCs he looks like the shamwow guy
xmarks97 1 year ago 30
that explains why I was offended by his looks.
KillinDaWelfareMCs 1 year ago
vanilla coke!!!! whoop
blarney501 1 year ago
this guy is such a turd.
incxjonesay 1 year ago 2
hahahaha
oldschoolcommy 1 year ago
No mang Your Vince, From ShamWoW!
Wheres your shamwows
ruuseell 1 year ago
haha you look like this kid brian at my highschool
oldschoolcommy 1 year ago
He looks like this kid at my school named Austin.
yoowrestle 1 year ago
Man no offencem youre ass ugly and u speak like a faggot. Not funny whatsoever. Get a life please.
PolskaXD93 1 year ago
Why doesn't daytime jeff draw a picture of me giving a fuck so I would know what it looked like?
JustOverNineThousand 1 year ago
hahhhhahahhaha i dont even know this kid and i hate him already
DATcoolCOT 1 year ago 2
I hate when POS put vids with titles that don't really tell what the video is talking about. In this case SNL's Throw it on the ground. I don't want to see you when I click on a site to watch that, so quit the fake uploads.
demonfish22 2 years ago
omg wtf is vanilla coke? o.O
jojo0222 2 years ago
a drink that gay fags like him drink e.o
PenguinPopstar999 1 year ago 2
i get annoyed by all these phillyd clones
iikasoruk 2 years ago 2
YO JEFF, Not meaning to be a pain in the ass, but are you the result of: MATT DAMONS DEFORMED MIDGET CLONE. Now be the guy who mans up.
prohackerz92 2 years ago
i am
cchukwuka 2 years ago
U really look like a midget
benton9099 2 years ago
@benton9099 HAHAHA YEAH!" I KNOW RIGHT??
prohackerz92 2 years ago
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benton9099 2 years ago
Go sell some shamwows fagcon
TvvoTr3es 2 years ago
You look like you should be cleaning out the bottom of a fish bowl, ass hole.
DrBIeed 2 years ago
... i do the glue thing
>.>
imnotaturtle 2 years ago
He's the kind of guy that is so ugly it looks like he's been hit upside the face by a shovel which also ended up giving him a speech impediment. "Thatsch" the kind of guy you are.
ps LMFAO 0:23 "zshero reschercsh schkillshh"
CalvertPratt561 2 years ago 2
nice lisp
mapidoughches 2 years ago
@mapidoughches your a horrible person
mynameisconnorferg 2 years ago
Who is daytime jeff? A complete douche that puts up fake snl clips to get views.
kiduk 2 years ago
you are so stupid
arsenal999888 2 years ago
oh i've got a really quick and short answer on the question: Who is DayTimeJeff.
DayTimeJeff is a stupid little boy like a year of uhh.. 6? stop making vid's you look awful. Phone home E.T ! Phone home!
janneke055 2 years ago 2
i havent had vanilla coke in years and i really want some now but i cant find any
MattG196 2 years ago
They stopped producing it i think...
Deyman123 2 years ago
aw man I was looking for the original 'who is daytime jeff' vid I really liked that one no offence lol but still you're awesome
SaraPunkzz 2 years ago
wow mean pplz... >.>
anyways I loved it hahah I do all of that
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
now all you hafta do is look on here hahaha.
PsychopathicJuliet 2 years ago
i hate you so much. bastard.
hiruko100 2 years ago
"bitch...the land before time!"
zimmawoman 2 years ago
really hard to find vanilla coke in the uk but i think your the MAN!!!! i do all of that
noahjell 2 years ago
your face looks like a horse fucked a monkey and made a baby. and your such a douschbag
BoxedFaceVideos 2 years ago
why is everyone bein so mean. if you got a problem with his videos thn go make ur own or just dont watch it ^-^ i liked it ...
Mellieyshow 2 years ago
i know who day time jeff is. hes the guy who keeps pissing me off because i look for a video and it looks like its going to be it but no its just you talking about it for 3 minutes
UltimteLifeForm 2 years ago
this has probably been said already but you look like that shamwow guy.
shelovesmusic7 2 years ago
ur awesome and kinda cuter i love peeling glue off my hands it may be weird but who gives a fuck !!!!
pawsonmagic1112 2 years ago
haha dude ur hilarious
Jay34100 2 years ago
ahhh yu look evil when you frown :(
:)
19shannan94 2 years ago
pretty damn gay.....
Iceman5545 2 years ago
dude youre gay shove a can of vanilla coke up youre ass you dumb ass peace of shit. I hope you do go to the land beffor time because te i wouldnt have to see the gay shit that comes out youre mouth go fuck youre self. ps YOUR GAY SUCK A WET COCK!
urbanvikings 2 years ago
suck a dick
DrDietz61 2 years ago
you fucking suck and do this because you're insecure. You know you could have been normal and not so fucking obnoxious if your forehead wasn't all fucked up.
I3LUD 2 years ago
your the kind of giy the sucks dick
djjku 2 years ago
All of those things sounds like groups from FaceBook
moonguy16 2 years ago
Wow me and you are alot alike How Old Are You Jeff
MileyJonasLova000001 2 years ago
whos daytimejeff? the bastard child of Vince the Shamwow guy
WillFoSkill 2 years ago
you suck
2552tim 2 years ago
Haha "who's with me on that one"
RokluvR626 2 years ago
lmfao google everything hahaha
RokluvR626 2 years ago
@homerunhitter97 and i go on youtube to watch videos not read comments where every other word is gay fag or suck. nobody cares.
bobish14 2 years ago
aha i literally have to say out the alphabet every time i need to know a letter placement too XD i love this guy:)))))
soccerroxx123456789 2 years ago
who is daytime jeff? he's a dumb piece of shit
tylers36 2 years ago
I think it's time to turn DayTime Jeff into Day job Jeff....I regret accidentally stumbling across you on youtube. I'm not going to be one to cuss you out, props to you for doing your thing, but it's time you grow up and get a job or do something with your life.
LittleJohn9 2 years ago
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bobish14 2 years ago
Jeff is the type of guy that puts super glue on his hand, and then plays with himself. Jeff is the type of guy that gets laughed at in the locker room during gym class because he hasnt gone through puberty yet.
hcoprdice 2 years ago
Ell-Oh-Ell t3h Internets! Shamwow and slap my nuts! You're gonna love my nuts!
I suppose the Shamwow guy slapped his nuts too many times.
bbqueuezor 2 years ago
lol umm you need a uni brow or smoething to make your eyes seem closer together=D
favor8hell 2 years ago
Dem eyez is far apart bro
jaysatanfox 2 years ago
You said a bunch of fagebook pages.
ROFLNubzo 2 years ago
Dude, if you would have just said "I'm the kinda guy who is overactive and weird" you would have saved us about 2 minutes.
ffahlis 2 years ago
Try-hard
emjaydoubleu88 2 years ago
Fucking fagot.
natanjj 2 years ago 2
really stop talking!!
MrKir3 2 years ago 3
You Look Like Sid Of Off Ice Age SID
12sec55 2 years ago
He's the best character in the movie.
1215DAL 2 years ago
omg i always have to go through the alphabet when i wanna know a letter placement!!! :)
kyole445 2 years ago
you have an odd shaped head. Birth Defect?
ChrisAllanStone 2 years ago 2
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ChrisAllanStone 2 years ago
you suck.
WelcomexToxMyxWorld 2 years ago
leave him alone!
you suck.
TakeEverydayAsItCome 2 years ago
lol i google everything and yahoos nothing lol
1witzke 2 years ago 3
Fucking nerd. Get a life!
thepossunokkaelukka 2 years ago
your the kind of guy who kills himself after his ratings say 1 because u suck,
TheShawnster1 2 years ago
haha. am i the only one that finds him cute?
i agree with everythin. except. ew. crust.
pearlxray222 2 years ago
Your a Faggit
Dessie1994 2 years ago 2
your the kind of guy that looks like sloth from the fucking goonies
tplax4l69 2 years ago
I like your forehead it looks awesome!
corbin174 2 years ago
your vids are funny!
firelord9000 2 years ago
You're the kind a guy = GAY! shut the fuck up! throw your face in the trash can!!!!
rakista7 2 years ago
you are like a smaller version of the sham wow guy. only instead of selling a product you are trying selling your own dumb self.
rockthebox 2 years ago
dude i totally agree with the alphabet
elender1234 2 years ago
i soo agree witch coke vanilla
: D
Tomweq 2 years ago
i never relized someone could be so like me
i NEVER yahoo ANYTHING
all i udr id googlr brvaise that's all i know how to use .... ;(
FurtureSims 2 years ago
lmfao I do that too i have to sing the song cause I don't know the alphabet
eor42 2 years ago
SAY A S WORD LOLLOLOL LISP BOY
MarkRogerskater 2 years ago
can u tell me 1 person that askd hu i day time jeff
TheToadandKamikaze 2 years ago
oh! vanilla coke IS the best I got 3 bottles of it in mah fridge
and yeh glue dryin on hands is teh shiz
AZAMENAZA 2 years ago
EEEEYYYYY another awesome vid.
I agree with the pillow thing I do that too :O
AZAMENAZA 2 years ago
Dear DayTime Jeff, You Are THAT guy. I am THAT guy. You are one FUCKING ridiculous kid, And what scares me is that you remind me way too much of My self. I guess thats good... Still.. Thats Some Creepy Shit.
Woolfy 2 years ago
haha ya man thanks
DayTimeJeff 2 years ago
your cool jeff i jsut subscribed :D
codemasterkrellan 2 years ago
Retard!
sum41krille 2 years ago
hahahahaha love u jeff
TheCaptAwesome 2 years ago