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  • i like to smoke weed maannn jk bro

  • Everyone who dislikes this yahoo everything

  • kaden stewert...?

  • Hell yeah! Fuck Yahoo! What up, Jeff!!!!!!!! Watch our vids!

  • OMG. I thought I was the only dude that likes to put Elmer's glue on my hand, and when it clears, PULL THAT SHIT OFF. Have ALWAYS loved that. Thanks for letting me know that I am not the only one out here that sometimes does that!!

    Angry Haden ;-)

  • :)...  lol.

  • guy u just might b fuckin nuts!! but i like it..lol

    

  • I was only messing arround bro i had to say that b/c what your saying in the video lol

  • your that kinda guy that takes it in the but lmfao!

  • @jimbosko nice one! 

  • Thats your saturady night? WOW! are you a virgin?

  • Lol... Google is one of the top research skills to have.

  • i got a good feeling about this kid :D

  • "I'm the kind of guy that just mans up... in situations that need manning up in" Dude, you rock !

  • @thething53 Dude, it's "your" not "our", and "0" or "zero" not "o"

    Sentence not "sentance". Learn shit dumbass.

  • You're the kind of guy, that definitely failed the third grade and never went back.. To later find out that you're actually clinically retarded.

  • I genuinely laugh at all your videos.

  • is this guy ok...

  • I'm with u on the alphabet 1 lol

  • your the kind of guy that sleeps with his sister and has 0 friends. real tallk.

  • boooorrrrring

    

  • I think Jeff is trolling us.

  • People hating you guys are assholes seriously. Fat children should stay of youtube and keep playing theyre Wii trying to lose weight.

  • fuck you

  • you sound like Fred the Fag just a little more gay

  • why is every1 h8ing on this and only this daytimejeff video?

  • you are trying too hard without any progress, just stop.

  • ㅅㅂ 김혜린 사진 지워라

  • In every second of this video I pause, You make a face that makes me laugth

  • @XamineBanger rofl its scary isn't it

  • heh..your face amuses me. And a tip, don't curse, it only shows you have a small vocabulary.

  • i just got pissed off after watching this.

  • you are a fuking "чекиджия" :D :D :D :D :D think about it

  • aww i dont think anyon should be pulling him into an ally and chokin him....................but thats just me:)

  • Bad version of Phil DeFranco

  • FUCK YOU YOUR UGLY GET A LIVE

  • @0bbyg0dztw1n

    says the person who plays runescape....

  • can i add you on skype?

  • why did u tell Julia Black you ain't dead yet?

    that's kinda creepy no affence

    do you know her or something?

  • Please get a new hobby... before you annoy everyone to death.

  • you look like a douche alien. and by the way your not funny

  • Sid In Person Form. #LOL

  • although i don't find your video's as entertaining as 'fail' vids where kids just get owned.. on your own you are a pretty entertaining guy. props! i don't think you get enough credit for your batch of humor.

  • if everyone who has commented on this video were in a room right now with you, you would have a lot of people wanting to kick your ass just because of this video you just made

    you stupid fuck, your not funny, your not cool, and your face is falling off.

  • You my friend, are a duplicate of me.

  • He's the kind of guy who got all of those from Facebook fan pages.

  • are you a midget?

  • is he talking weird?

  • @TheKillerFly yes, he is.

  • Youre the kind of the guy who finds all this jokes on the Internet and think nobody else knows them!

  • This is why they shouldn't cure people with down syndrome... This video would be much better if he was still staring into space drooling.

  • omfg vanilla coke is SOOOOO GOOOODDD

  • HA lol, I flip my pillow too to get the cold side that's fucking funny.

  • your a goof.just a goof

  • idk who you are but jus wanted to let you know in response to your threw it on the ground video andy samberg has done a coke song about his favorite day or worst day something like that i seen a clip on hulu pretty funny stuff coke isnt quite herion but a drug nonetheless

  • videos are pretty entertaining but who curb stomped your face?

  • I really appreciate your work man, all your videos are nice!!!

  • im the kinda guy tht will stomp ur face in unless u shut up.

  • you look like a fish

  • LOL !!! 1:07 " B*tch the lnad B4 time

  • man, you are freaking ugly

  • Ouahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!! Ouahahaha!!! 

  • Your the kind of guy who will take part in gay gang bangs and take the gravy train in the mouth ya dirty faggot cunt

  • soo... no girlfriend... rite... figured

  • What the FUCK is up with people naming their SHITTY SHIT after snl?Seriously, I wanted to see the fucking sketch, no your ugly mug

    sincerely, go fuck yourself

  • I thought it was funny.

  • he looks like a retarded matt damon

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  • Coke's a hell of a drug ain't it jeff LMFAO

  • you're the kind of guy that tries REALLLY hard to be funny, but sadly isnt.

    but vanilla coke is amazing.

  • hahahahahhahaha i dont even know this kid but i hate him already

  • your hot. ;)

  • @keilaknightxox are you by chance blind or daytimejeff''s 2nd channel?

  • @thething53 i dont understand what your asking me am i blind no..i dont think id be on youtube if i was,

  • fix your god damn face it looks like its sliding off

  • Jokes mate

    THIS BOY SO FUCKING GETS ME!!

  • I hate kids who think they are funny and they are just retarded. although his vid was intersting....? I'm the kinda guy "insert something retardedly random" and its still not funny

  • I don't know my alphabet either

  • nigahiga wannabe...

  • Midget?

  • What a noob...

  • u look like bullshit

  • What the hell!? Who are you!? You are marvelous!!!!!!! Glad I found you!!!!

  • hahah bitch the land before time lol it like jeff before time lol

  • I love doing that w glue!!!

  • what is wrong with your face?

    were you hit by a car...

    your facial proportions are fucked.

    your eyes are all far apart and shit...

    hilarious looking ....is that your gag...

    you make people laugh with your mutant features?

  • @KillinDaWelfareMCs  he looks like the shamwow guy

  • that explains why I was offended by his looks.

  • vanilla coke!!!! whoop

  • this guy is such a turd.

  • hahahaha

  • No mang Your Vince, From ShamWoW!

    Wheres your shamwows

  • haha you look like this kid brian at my highschool

  • He looks like this kid at my school named Austin.

  • Man no offencem youre ass ugly and u speak like a faggot. Not funny whatsoever. Get a life please.

  • Why doesn't daytime jeff draw a picture of me giving a fuck so I would know what it looked like?

  • hahhhhahahhaha i dont even know this kid and i hate him already

  • I hate when POS put vids with titles that don't really tell what the video is talking about. In this case SNL's Throw it on the ground. I don't want to see you when I click on a site to watch that, so quit the fake uploads.

  • omg wtf is vanilla coke? o.O

  • a drink that gay fags like him drink e.o

  • i get annoyed by all these phillyd clones

  • YO JEFF, Not meaning to be a pain in the ass, but are you the result of: MATT DAMONS DEFORMED MIDGET CLONE. Now be the guy who mans up.

  • i am

  • U really look like a midget

  • @benton9099 HAHAHA YEAH!" I KNOW RIGHT??

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  • Go sell some shamwows fagcon

  • You look like you should be cleaning out the bottom of a fish bowl, ass hole.

  • ... i do the glue thing

    >.>

  • He's the kind of guy that is so ugly it looks like he's been hit upside the face by a shovel which also ended up giving him a speech impediment. "Thatsch" the kind of guy you are.

    ps LMFAO 0:23 "zshero reschercsh schkillshh"

  • nice lisp

  • @mapidoughches your a horrible person

  • Who is daytime jeff? A complete douche that puts up fake snl clips to get views.

  • you are so stupid

  • oh i've got a really quick and short answer on the question: Who is DayTimeJeff.

    DayTimeJeff is a stupid little boy like a year of uhh.. 6? stop making vid's you look awful. Phone home E.T ! Phone home!

  • i havent had vanilla coke in years and i really want some now but i cant find any

  • They stopped producing it i think...

  • aw man I was looking for the original 'who is daytime jeff' vid I really liked that one no offence lol but still you're awesome

  • wow mean pplz... >.>

    anyways I loved it hahah I do all of that

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    now all you hafta do is look on here hahaha.

  • i hate you so much. bastard.

  • "bitch...the land before time!"

  • really hard to find vanilla coke in the uk but i think your the MAN!!!! i do all of that

  • your face looks like a horse fucked a monkey and made a baby. and your such a douschbag

  • why is everyone bein so mean. if you got a problem with his videos thn go make ur own or just dont watch it ^-^ i liked it ...

  • i know who day time jeff is. hes the guy who keeps pissing me off because i look for a video and it looks like its going to be it but no its just you talking about it for 3 minutes

  • this has probably been said already but you look like that shamwow guy.

  • ur awesome and kinda cuter i love peeling glue off my hands it may be weird but who gives a fuck !!!!

  • haha dude ur hilarious

  • ahhh yu look evil when you frown :(

    :)

  • pretty damn gay.....

  • dude youre gay shove a can of vanilla coke up youre ass you dumb ass peace of shit. I hope you do go to the land beffor time because te i wouldnt have to see the gay shit that comes out youre mouth go fuck youre self. ps YOUR GAY SUCK A WET COCK!

  • suck a dick

  • you fucking suck and do this because you're insecure. You know you could have been normal and not so fucking obnoxious if your forehead wasn't all fucked up.

  • your the kind of giy the sucks dick

  • All of those things sounds like groups from FaceBook

  • Wow me and you are alot alike How Old Are You Jeff

  • whos daytimejeff? the bastard child of Vince the Shamwow guy

  • you suck

  • Haha "who's with me on that one"

  • lmfao google everything hahaha

  • @homerunhitter97 and i go on youtube to watch videos not read comments where every other word is gay fag or suck. nobody cares.

  • aha i literally have to say out the alphabet every time i need to know a letter placement too XD i love this guy:)))))

  • who is daytime jeff? he's a dumb piece of shit

  • I think it's time to turn DayTime Jeff into Day job Jeff....I regret accidentally stumbling across you on youtube. I'm not going to be one to cuss you out, props to you for doing your thing, but it's time you grow up and get a job or do something with your life.

  • Jeff is the type of guy that puts super glue on his hand, and then plays with himself. Jeff is the type of guy that gets laughed at in the locker room during gym class because he hasnt gone through puberty yet.

  • Ell-Oh-Ell t3h Internets! Shamwow and slap my nuts! You're gonna love my nuts!

    I suppose the Shamwow guy slapped his nuts too many times.

  • lol umm you need a uni brow or smoething to make your eyes seem closer together=D

  • Dem eyez is far apart bro

  • You said a bunch of fagebook pages.

  • Dude, if you would have just said "I'm the kinda guy who is overactive and weird" you would have saved us about 2 minutes.

  • Try-hard

  • Fucking fagot.

  • really stop talking!!

  • You Look Like Sid Of Off Ice Age SID

  • He's the best character in the movie.

  • omg i always have to go through the alphabet when i wanna know a letter placement!!! :)

  • you have an odd shaped head. Birth Defect?

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  • you suck.

  • leave him alone!

    you suck.

  • lol i google everything and yahoos nothing lol

  • Fucking nerd. Get a life!

  • your the kind of guy who kills himself after his ratings say 1 because u suck,

  • haha. am i the only one that finds him cute?

    i agree with everythin. except. ew. crust.

  • Your a Faggit

  • your the kind of guy that looks like sloth from the fucking goonies

  • I like your forehead it looks awesome!

  • your vids are funny!

  • You're the kind a guy = GAY! shut the fuck up! throw your face in the trash can!!!!

  • you are like a smaller version of the sham wow guy. only instead of selling a product you are trying selling your own dumb self.

  • dude i totally agree with the alphabet

  • i soo agree witch coke vanilla

    : D

  • i never relized someone could be so like me

    i NEVER yahoo ANYTHING

    all i udr id googlr brvaise that's all i know how to use .... ;(

  • lmfao I do that too i have to sing the song cause I don't know the alphabet

  • SAY A S WORD LOLLOLOL LISP BOY

  • can u tell me 1 person that askd hu i day time jeff

  • oh! vanilla coke IS the best I got 3 bottles of it in mah fridge

    and yeh glue dryin on hands is teh shiz

  • EEEEYYYYY another awesome vid.

    I agree with the pillow thing I do that too :O

  • Dear DayTime Jeff, You Are THAT guy. I am THAT guy. You are one FUCKING ridiculous kid, And what scares me is that you remind me way too much of My self. I guess thats good... Still.. Thats Some Creepy Shit.

  • haha ya man thanks

  • your cool jeff i jsut subscribed :D

  • Retard!

  • hahahahaha love u jeff