3 AWESOME THINGS ABOUT AMERICA ( and it's not a girl with three b00bs )

[zlazher]

I'm not gonna insult america cuz that country have awesome things, but if those are you reasons why america is great then let me tell you that you are putting it very lame. show a bunch of homeless and poor ppl getting FREE FOOD in every corner and THAT will be an awesome thing, not f#cking cheese and chili that you get when you bought a hot dog. No walking required? man that is lazy and not healty

[bigchavybear124]

i agree segways are awesome the illegal here in britain

[DAgrimreaperAD]

WHY DO I KEEP KLIKING THE WTF PICTURES?!!? WHY?!!?

[MegaVoidwalker]

3 things why americans are fatasses should be the title

[laoranah2]

@MegaVoidwalker and the title for your channel should "RSFAGGOTWHOWILLNEVERGETLAID"

[MegaVoidwalker]

@laoranah2 wtf u doing on my channel ? :p and dude chill out look at the top comments they are saying the same thing. umadbro?

[Mrcabletwitch]

people with 3 boobs would actually redeem America's name...

[3GM65D]

How I ended again the weird part of YouTube at 1:30am?

[andeese12]

i wanted to see three boobs

[jujugoleoo]

how is this song called?

[zakaria888]

lol

[destinyrockgirl]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

[raelovesyou98]

yeah the girl wid three boobs is real she was on yv :T

[meb659]

America rocks.

[rootvalue]

THIS SONG IS AWEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO­OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE­E with extra vowels.

Thanks for sharing, human man.

[CoraPuff]

Them stand up scooter thing are illegal here in the UK, I think...unless you drive them on your own private property :S

UK sucks.

[OreoLivesOn]

the americans admitted it. they never walk and use segways cause they are lazy, they make food free to fatten up america, and they fuck up dogs

[itztubby]

@OreoLivesOn what the fuck is your problem. I could understand why you angry if we made an insult to the UK. And there are fatasses in UK. Why would you insult america? if you can insult america i can insult UK. Ey lets go eat some crimp its and drink tea all the fucking time.

[OreoLivesOn]

@itztubby i was never insulting america i was kina joking. and way to go replying to a commet posted 2 months ago

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

psshht canada. what's that?

[therealclamknuckle]

The three worst things about California...

[mywingsareyours]

@Jakemz51 Wat? Many gross viral videos are from other countries.. i.e. "goosh goosh", which is a section of ANIME. Which, fyi, is not American. haha

[neublu]

I like to keep the tortilla chips in the bag and fill the paper tray to the brim with free nacho cheese & chili. The 7-11 clerk always gives me a dirty look.

Make a video about how much free cheese & chili you can get away with!

[jkl1ng]

100 people live in canada...

[0Doomsville0]

@jkl1ng 101

[erikwetbeard]

@jkl1ng I'm pretty sure there's more than that...

[Terrum]

What's with all the thumbs down? Greg is too amazing.

[balzenschaft]

i like free cheez

[monster10888]

No walking required = Fat people. Free food = Even more fricking fat people. Pimped dogs = Well that just means people think their dogs are an accessory.

[MexicanChamp1000]

@monster10888 hahahahahahahahahahahaha so true!

[yoshiscute]

@monster10888 Hey, its still beats Canada. Now one wants to live in that shit hole :)

[CastawayRY]

is that the girl from good luck chuck? lol

[SaturateB]

No walking + free food = fat

[SaturateB]

No walking + free food = fat people

[SuperRichalvarezFan]

@SaturateB Thats pretty much what America is LOL

[RhythmPanda]

I want a segway...so I can drive it off a cliff like the United Kingdom manager did.

[SYSPrison]

not a big fan...

[ryryryryryryryy]

no walking + free nachos = obeseeeeeeeeee!!!

pretty awesome though

[Graehaus]

3 awesome things about Canada..

1. Poutine

2.Pretty near free medical

3.Donairs ( apparently an Atlantic Canada thing)

[frznsnake14]

I hadn't read what was in parentheses yet, but the title and the image made me think the answer was 3 boobs. Does that mean I think like you, Greg? :\

[StevenRHaz]

America is awesome

[ixonixas]

lol. My country is better then :D Pretty womans, good alcohol and healthy food. \m/

[kninep12]

That was waaaayyyy weak.

[porp109]

@je2555 Not the owner, the inventor

[urnot4me69]

@porp109 It was the owner, Jimi Heselden. He recently bought the company earlier this year. Dean Kamen invented it.

[SporedFreak]

Ahh, so sick of all the little nurses whining about how bad america is on their PMS. Like their countries are any better...

Good job with the video anywais!

[taxpayr]

Yeah, that dog was cool... song too.

[je2555]

The guy who owned Segway accidentally drove his Segway off a cliff! God bless america!

[blissful0ne]

The most annoying thing about America.

1. Not-so-subtle product placement.

[Smoker4Hire]

America...FUCK YEAH!

[werandomnize]

Wow Greg.

For once I disagree with you.

The next video would be about why America isn't as awesome as you claim. :o

[raymonstergirl7]

so basically..... 1) laziness. 2) obesity and 3) using animals as accessories?...

[Franpowah]

@raymonstergirl7 i was just about to post the same thing

[Zevvion]

@raymonstergirl7

Well, anything sounds bad when you're adding it up. To be fair, we could just categorize all of it under 'useless'. That sums it up nicely.

[MexicanChamp1000]

@raymonstergirl7 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[yoshiscute]

@raymonstergirl7 Yet, the U.S is still better than the UK! Have a nice day....oh wait thats rite, you live in the United Kingdom....so having a nice day would be as possible as getting a pig to fly. :)

[DANNYT099]

The Guy who invented the segway died by falling off a cliff on his personal segway while out on his land in england..... Thats what you call ironic

[Dogshapecat]

@DANNYT099 Sorry but Dean Kaman is still alive. The new owner of the Segway company died while testing the new model.

[Mrdaniel5013]

haha free food for everyone god your stupid but funny

[leedrake123]

That cheese looked repulsive. Couldn't pay me to eat that.

[spomonie]

This was just a promotion for a shitty song. I want my 1:04 seconds back.

[tylerml]

@spomonie Correction... 64 seconds back...

[akarene]

not to mention boxed wine...

[vinkonen]

walking sucks.

[gamefreak249]

So Americans are fat and lazy? Yeah ,true.

[pleaseflamemessageme]

@gamefreak249 Canadians are just as fat and lazy as Americans so you can just go ahead and fuck off.

[Planetbustard]

I actually enden up searching for "girl with three boobs" on google. I found some interesting stuff.

[kometman]

@Planetbustard even more interesting is searching for Blue Waffle.

[sadrekista]

I love the Mp3.

[randomyoko]

gimme back my 1 min of my life.

[counterstrike95]

Here in Norway it is not allowed to drive it on the sidewalks because it is classified as a moped and the segway cant drive faster than 30-40 km/h so they cant drive on the road either.... therefore the segway is effectively banned from norwegian roads :-(

BTW - love your videos Greg... keep up the good work

[shuttledik]

If you thought that dog was cool... well.....

[smika800]

where's the girl with three boobs?

[kmajorr]

America sucks but w/e don't get on hating on me, that's just the way it is.

[Jakzerstoren]

@Johnno3D need i mention the oil spill?... theres ALOT more to mention, i whould say you are actually the trash with all your polution and unhealthiness.... of course refering to the american slang "euro-trash" which is a new term you cockheads invented... pretty ironic don't you think?

[XSandCreeperX]

i clicked the damn boobs!

[eeli1]

Oh man, I really like that song at the end. :D

[Johnno3D]

You Americans should be at least a bit less ignorant towards other nations. Just a bit.

[TristanMathews17]

@Johnno3D

Where is this America place you speak of?

[Johnno3D]

@TristanMathews17 Between Canada and Mexico. Here, watch this: /watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

[TristanMathews17]

@Johnno3D

Joking Bruh, I'm actually insulted that you thought i was serious :S

[SuperDarksword]

@Johnno3D There are other nations?!

[firekreve2j]

@Johnno3D yes, you americans call any other country Europe.. you should really read up a bit, the most gaying faggoty thing is in a movie when someone is going to Sweden for example and they say "im going to europe"

[Jakzerstoren]

@firekreve2j i totally agree... and they have even invented the slang "euro-trash" HAHAHAHAH WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE SHIT HAPPENING TO US ALL ATM?... YOU, AMERICA! JUST, YOU...

[huliniswhoiam]

If there's anyone that reads this and wants to give me a Segway, I will thank you in advance because I desperately need one

[TristanMathews17]

@huliniswhoiam

Cuz yo fat?

[huliniswhoiam]

@TristanMathews17 no dude because it's a Segway personal transit my friend and it's good for the environment

[TristanMathews17]

@huliniswhoiam

Joking Bruh, Segways were created by trippers.

[dj20k]

I do like America, and not because I was born here...

[BeAnBeAn22]

shut up. the chili and nacho cheese is awesome. tho i think they put that there to ruin your hot dogs cuz its free u take so much of it but then u cant eat the hot dog cuz its too messy.

[theaaroneason]

Cool song, Greg. Cool dog, for that matter. ;D

[BotanicalCreature]

fine then: this video is uninspired and insipid. Americans are fat and stupid.

[AlpacaLips]

@BotanicalCreature Prejudiced much?

[alireza0707]

/watch?v=EcXNGSfn0L8

[Killer91109]

@alireza0707 what the f***? lol but awesome video...

[Platinumpitviper]

@alireza0707 thats friggin nuts

[jiggpuff]

I'm so tired of getting lied to and lured into watching bad videos all because of cleavage! Also, maybe it's me, but these seem like reasons why America's fat and lazy, and not awesome.

[9on1for5]

That was kind of a waste of my time

[UltraZeolot]

@BotanicalCreature Settle down buddy, did America rape your wife or something?

Me thinks your a eurofag

[thewriter57]

i can't think of anything awesome here.

[Wartler]

Half this video is just a thanks to the band.

[bennoblack21]

@BotanicalCreature america is now used to describe the united states you queen, you need to get out of your shell.

sadly every country is somewhat ignorant when it comes to the rest of the world, including yourself.

get with it, america is badass and this video makes it about 30% cooler!

[misterchris96]

I just thought I would let you know that Canada has all that.

[monckey100]

@misterchris96 stole what i was gonna say, we have more too lol we can make a top 100.

[knoose]

@misterchris96 Well ya your like our buddies. The same people...

[flyingblind92]

@misterchris96 yeah but its canada come on

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@misterchris96 Yeah but who the fuck cares about Canada

[SuperRichalvarezFan]

@AbdoriasysGuitargod Who the fuck cares about cousin fucking america

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@SuperRichalvarezFan I don't know I'm not an American.

[maxioboyo]

@AbdoriasysGuitargod I live in Canada...

[marcsoyeah]

@misterchris96 Canda ? ..wheres that ?



[freidenfelt81]

segway tours! I couldn't believe it when they were advertised up here in my little town outside sacramento. Buts its real. ...its damn real

[BlaineVlog]

Like how you throw out these little short skits that are easy to watch! IDEA...

[rethinkOURreality]

Segway train, woot woot!

[llamahamfat]

girls in america don't generally have a third boob. Some people mistake fat rolls for a third boob

[onjoFilms]

...not saying that a girl with three boobs wouldn't be cool.

[hayleythekid]

Shameless advertising...

[crazyasiantom179]

Segways!!!

[Funkydentface]

Canada.

[mrJust2468]

Suck it Canada.

[llamahamfat]

@mrJust2468 we could probably do that better than you as well

[Aquamarine560]

IN AMERICA!

[bashscrazy]

CANADA HAS KETCHUP POTATO CHIPS~!

[Applejuice137]

@bashscrazy Ketchup Chips are the greatest creation in existience

[apetheape9]

@coolmint191 o maybe you should think about where basketball, the light over your head, and the insulin for your fat ass americans came from!!!

FUCK YA GO CANADA!!!!!

[rajidae]

if you dont like America, you can get out

[nightseifer]

waste of time

[miiror13]

america sucks canada is the real ruler of NA

[GD3dguy]

@miiror13 LMAO ur not bing seruis right?

[miiror13]

@GD3dguy lmao i couldnt hear you with all your horrible mistakes and ressecions left over down there i am serious and canada is diong better then america right now and we have never been attacked (9:11 and the burning of your parlement)

[monkeys350]

@miiror13 then why is it called America? haha

[airborne101st45]

john lennon cat!

[lego312]

@airborne101st45 It's a dog, stupid.

[airborne101st45]

@lego312 i know it´s a dog. just making a joke

[ultimate0pwnage]

DONT BE A HATING IF U CANT DO BETTER!!!!!

[LookSquirrel]

Was this a genuine video on what you think Makes America cool, or your way of lightly advertising for money?

[cturboaddict]

SEGWAYS SUCK!!!! Thats why the dude that made them died!

[PLFields1111]

@cturboaddict The guy that made them didn't die.  The guy that bought the company from him died.

[Elitepoosniff]

@PLFields1111 He drove one off a cliff

[cturboaddict]

@PLFields1111 Either way, SEGWAYS still suck..

[mercracer24]

For the 2008 Olympics China had trained swat teams to use submachine guns while riding segways. Funniest looking thing I have ever seen. "Traveling at a blistering 7mph, the swat team strikes with deadly accuracy"...

[czar7czar]

Not your best work

[EricPulgarin]

@czar7czar thats why its on mediocrefilms2 *derp*

[Jinxxed0]

lol. i bet the europeans are raging at this.

[pokerstud001]

One thing i love is gun ownership. Ever try to take a gun over the border to Canada? The patrol practically wets themselves over the thought of having one. Sad...

[MikeyCreation]

Short, but beautiful video.

[TugOwar]

erm, Greg you short of ideas bruh?

[Ido013]

Where were the boobs?!

[utuberocks452]

@Ido013 more importantly the tri boob.

[yellowbandana]

why did this get so many thumbs down greg? i thought it was quite guuud!

[Dill887]

RawR

[suchaflypropsmaster]

The funny part is, I just took a segway tour yesterday XD

[darealplaya123]

this...was...a....waste...of..­...time.....

[72metallicafan]

you forgot the boobs =]

[SimplyAJew]

greg i love when u sugest music its always awesome :)

[SAINTsoldi]

kool

[Hatterific]

Funnily enough, also would work for the 3 lamest things in America.

[pjwithbread8]

three boobs? *chill down my spine* I don't think I'd like that...

[bcta302]

The awesomest thing about "America" is that it doesn't even have its own name... it takes the name of the continent it's located in!

Lol, God bless the United States and the United Statesians!

[ignap0]

does any1 else thums up before viewing, or it just me?

[Razorbladez2112]

Maybe it makes me wrong, but whenever I see a large group of people passing on Segways, my first thought is..."Oh look, a gaggle of geeks flying south for the winter"

[simlesuperlol1]

no greg :'(

[Bocist]

cool vid..

[damarei]

Segways are an awful, awful thing. >:[]

There are trains of tourists on segways that will disrupt sidewalks in the center Barcelona, and make things annoying for everyone.

[Ultran64]

America sucks ass. deal with it

noone in the world fucking likes it

[damarei]

@Ultran64

No u

[S4LAm4ndr]

@Ultran64 Shut up, commie.

[Richmunnich]

Don't you have to buy nachos to get the cheese? If that were the case I would go there just for the free cheese..

[MrGamerXXL]

Put Your Ass Away was much better

[ArneNieberding]

1, 2, 3, 4, I DECLARE A FLAME WAR

[JonnyWhoopz]

I wake up from my nap to THIS?! Well done.