Put it in Your Mouth - 105 - Cooking Curry Rice

[sonicfeet]

I love how when Chad says, "you motherfucker!" at the end, he lets the curry come out of his mouth.

[dantrizz]

In these videos, I always end up just feeling so sorry for Kayo having to be surrounded by such hideously horrendous and masculinely disgusting behaviour. However this is still a motherfucking lengendary show. xXx

[ISesseriI]

@dantrizz Thats why Kayo is a keeper

[MrCadefulp]

@dantrizz Well, i'd like to have a wife who wouldn't give a shit if i had a few buddies, got drunk, made up a cooking show and shat our pants and puked.

[dantrizz]

@MrCadefulp I fine point sir. HAHAHAHA!!!! xXx

[ltftw]

Does Sam have some form of colitis? He seems to be always shitting his pants in this videos.

[Luigiweegy]

Everyone is completely plastered before the episode even begins, Jeremy pukes, Sam shits himself then pukes, people keep swapping out personalities, the food ends up tasting like ass, and not a goddamn thing gets accomplished.

By far my favorite episode.

[DyingIsFunny]

I thought it was weird when you didn't actually cook the curry

[paullikesmaps]

I love at 11:26 when Sam laughs his ass off at Chad. I was doing the same--Chad is fucking hilarious! Airing the cameraman FTW

[requestangaemz]

It's galactic.

[quant0cks]

just so you guys know, from put it in your mouth dot com:

Brooklyn gets right in the thick of the action, letting her stud’s mighty cock go in and out of her mouth like a meaty piston, pumping her face like an inflatable tire.

hahaha

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

lol 6:30 chad is fuckin awesome

[Guz999]

There's a game to take shooters of beer, I don't remember the name but it's very simple, you take 1 shooter every minute for 100 minutes, this, my friend, gets you way too wasted, the ultimate goal is to do all 100 without vomiting, out of 7 people who played with me, I and another guy made it. Some were close, some had to stop at like 25. It's about 1 oz shooter per minute.

[zxtristanxz]

@Guz999 Is that a suicide attempt?

[AirHendrix91]

The camera man really played Jeremy good.

[junitsadelheid]

HAHA. 23:11 is CLASSIC

[ilikehudedick]

this one had me at the verge of death from laughter the entire time.. fuckin awesome

[Shamus8b8]

Lol@ 00:44 when the cat almost gets itself stabbed

[Y0urHumbleNarrat0r]

I fucking Love you guys. XD

[zdclan]

lmfao this is the best one

[anthonyp1269]

how the fuck do you guys eat that shit

[sutchsteve]

Words fail me. This is not just ordinary, innocent drunken debauchery. In this video, you present unbelievably appalling footage in which a grown man defecating in an area where food is being prepared. Voted 5, favourited

[samuraininjamaster]

"Everything that's s sochu smells like peach here I don't understand it this... fuckin' place." LOL

[Magicbuddhist]

Did Sam seriously crap his pants? Or was that faked the same way that cooking mushroom head was?

[bumnumba1]

@Magicbuddhist That was very real.

[doomifyproductxiiins]

He would never cook the cat, he loves puss. Mushroom Head ftw

[cadefulp]

I couldn't find Fuckin Carrots nor Fuckin Mushrooms in stores.

[xMrNovemberx]

Those are some red ass carrots.

[nitter123]

omg chad is so funny he' so hyper in one

[Shamus8b8]

They should film more of their episodes in this format, where they constantly switch roles, because I want to see the camera man more, he's fucking hilarious

[xMrNovemberx]

Chad got to step up to the plate, and was full of win. "If it's a metric shitload, CONVERT IT!"

Heroes, I wish my wife was as cool as that.

It ain't good!

[giancarloparimango11]

HaHaHa He Crapped His Pants! LOL At The End Jeremy!

[Blacky2000x]

whats the song called that sam plays in the beginning ?

[Iaguillo]

19:12 what are you doing?!?!?

[fatbot313]

most of the shit is funny...but i have a cat.

not fond of sticking the knife in the cats face.

hope peta dosent find you...lol

[GJMSince1981]

Dude, he's just doing it for the shock value. He wouldn't really fuckin' hurt the cat. It's not like he's that douchebag Kenny Glenn that actually posted TWO videos of him beating the shit out of his cat.

[TomNook007]

IT'S IN THE FUCKIN' DIRT!

[Shamus8b8]

Did anyone notice at 0:46 how close Jeremy was to driving that knife in that poor cat's head?

[Iaguillo]

lol it's true

[ChaosBreaker4418]

Nooo kitty!!!

[orangekisse]

the girl is like...is this edible haha

[Kingjordicor122]

best cooking show ever

[ThinkTank85]

fuckin nuts lol

[Ninjujitsu]

Crabs don't live in the ocean, they live in the sea dude.

[TigerSlashX]

lol put it in yourmouth. com is really a porn site.

THAT BEAST WILL BE COOKED.

[xXxXSchreiXxXx]

>.>.i just noticed that they switched positions and changed clothes lmao. dang. im slow :P

[optiuum67]

this is a fucking diamond in a mountain of shit

[Danielflame]

we're are going to cook this Beast,he's so cooked he's cooked.

[Solar2]

Holy Shit this is funny.

"You know all about deep throat, don't you."

[gam4freak1]

lol werent you supossed to boil the meat and stuff and then put the curry stuff in it and then put it oin the biolt ricce rofl this show is so good

[subhuman28]

I like how you kept switching jobs. Fucking hilarious

[CrackheadCaleb]

Craps don't live in the ocean........

they live in the sea

[FireLord3001]

lol u barfed from a beer shot and u fucking died lol

[shikamaru3691]

you guys kick ass

[bumnumber2]

right on.

[filthyveganpunk]

LMFAO

[metalningirl]

make a show about making some chicken noodle soup lol, kick campbell's ass

[runescape26]

Are you guys drunk? Couldn't stand the first minute of this video, would rather eat salted seaweed...

[yukiey]

chad atually cooks in this

<3

[babobabox]

A shot of beer?

But beers aren't that strong. =o

[Shamus8b8]

THAT'S THE JOKE!!!!

[Kamikraze]

Haha...I actually live in the place where Schlitterbahn is. New Braunfels Texas baby.

[DANIELISBADASS]

this shit is so fucking funny

WHAT TIME ITS?

[JTRLegion]

yeahh new vid, been waiting for this, wish i had some beers to watch with, you guys kick ass

[sparklebiscuit]

Fucking hilarious as always. I love it.  I hope to have as awesome of a time in Japan when I come to live there in a few months. Too bad I won't be near by, you guys seem like you'd be a riot to hang out with.

[thedude2099]

another sweet vid dudes but hey as a fan request do some everclear shots next time! that shit would be fucking crazy! also if you could make somethin like a turkey or some shit but anyways keep em coming! hope your hands better man lookin forward to the next smashed update too

[bumnumber1]

View Cooking with Beaver Machine to see what hapeens when we do everclear shots. It's in my favorites.

[metalningirl]

i was kiddin there lol, we all were gathering around my 24" watching ur vids:D anyway keep em comin, me and the girls enjoy these while drinkin

[bumnumba1]

Excelent!

[bumnumber2]

drink up, ladies!

[getcattonight]

lol half the time I didnt even notice you guys had switched around. were you sharing eachothers clothes?

and jesus, this is the funniest one yet.

[sephirotgxr]

Shit man, today I made some Ceviche and some of your lingo kept coming out of your mouth.

You influence motherfuckers. So keep it up. At least the incentive to fucking make some food comes out of this.

[bumnumba1]

As long as my influence makes you laugh and have a good time AWESOME. If it makes you shit yourself I'm sorry.

[xxXLanceXxx]

Oh... you might have fucked that up... haha sweet shit

[metalningirl]

hey butch eagle, wanna eat my pussy? bring the knife:D

[bumnumba1]

Yo I'm married but thanks. You're sure to find a ton of dudes because girls like you are rare.

[smeier103]

It's ain't!! They should put this shit on the Food Network...YOU BITCH!!!!!

[lunar52]

We're gonna cook this beast!!

*cat looks up*....fuckin priceless.

I have been watching Jeremy's videos for about a month now. They rock. You bitch.

[Fartre]

best video on youtube!

it reminded me of this one time where i almost pooped my pants, but instead managed to clog the toilet with my vast amount of doodoo. later that night, i had to puke into that very same clogged toilet bowl full of shit after drinking too much. so... i'm close to feeling your pain Sam!

[bumnumber2]

Fartre, we are obviously kindred spirits...

[athropos]

Sam's shit is green! :O

[deadisee]

i looked down the "f" isle of my local food store, but i didnt find the fuckin carrots or the fuckin mushrooms

[FileTwoProductions]

I'm just fuckin amazed that your grocery store is arranged alphabetically.

[bumnumba1]

lol

[egdeltur666]

Holy Shit, I think this is the best episode... like ever, of anything. I've seen the future, so i know. Chad's Jermy impression is fucking gold! It's almost better than the real jermy. One question though: What the hell did that piece of cardboard say? I couldn't make it out on the count of the resolution.

[bumnumba1]

It said Fuck Me Rachel Ray.

[Matt17984]

Its a fuckin Liquid Machiieeene!

[gaypirate]

hell yeah!!

[tobimaster101]

the first supper tastes like shit lol.sam did a good impression of jeremy

[lunaagw]

So Funny !

[pascalvu1990]

5 out of 5 best fucking video that crack me up. Good job you guy.

[esurette]

lol I like the new color of the kitchen

[bumnumba1]

Brown??

[esurette]

haha sorry i didn't realize it was always blue--i guess i was too busy paying attention to your antics to notice before now :)

[rocklimit]

best opening to a show ever

[tnlamb2005]

that was the best put it in your mouth ever!!! cant wait for the next one

[sephirotgxr]

Lol, well I think we all liked the result. Even if you guys did not enjoy the Curry that night. However I agree with one of bumnumba1 replies. I usually learn something from this shit. 5 Layered Lasagna and Breakfast sandwiches. I did it, I tried that shit and it sucked. But it's because I have little practice cooking as compared to just blasting meals in the microwave. So thanks. I'm gonna perfect this bitch out.

[Veo5000]

Hahaha, very funny as usual!

[PoofterBoofter]

Lol are the vegetables not meant to be cooked?

And thats the strangest curry ive ever seen, still very fucking funny video

[Vespene]

Who's the Japanese chick?

[DarkAuraBrawler]

That would be Jeremy's wife

[omgitshideous]

chad's impression of jeremy was so good! sam was cracking up hardcore at 11:29 haha

[Xanit]

Dude... What the hell? I saw the ingredients, I saw the chopping... for half the show... and everything else was too-drunk shitting-pants and other pitifulness. Where's the cooking? This was funny for like... some of the first half of the show, but... I didn't like this one. I was extremely fond of your 5-Layer Lasagna one, but this was lacking... I'll go see the Breakfast Sandwiches, I suppose. Either way, I didn't really like this episode. Sorry, Butch Eagle/Jeremy.

[bumnumba1]

I know you didn't learn anything this time. Sometimes cooking goes wrong. Usually you'll learn something from this show, but what good would "Is it good or is it ain't" be if it was good every time? Anyway the breaksfast sandwiches one was a complete success as usual so you'll probably dig that. When Sam shat his pants we kind of lost our appitites and I couldn't finish the meal correctly. On the vaguerant website the real instructions for how to make this are included. It's a good dish.

[Xanit]

Ah, kickass. Thanks!

...Shit, did I just thumbs-down your reply? DAMN IT, sorry.

[sasuke90650]

where is the real instructions again? it sounded good......lol well at first it did

[bumnumba1]

They are on the vaguerant website. Youtube doesn't allow links on comments. Filetwoproductions dot commercial site slash vaguerant.

[kingjrko]

this is sick in both ways

[LuvKazuya]

Why is it that everyone switches around Rachel and Rebecca?

I've been called Rachel so many times in my life, I guess it's because they both start with R.

This episode was hilarious. I was laughing the whole time.

[sephirotgxr]

I'm so looking forward to the day Puss get's cooked.

[bumnumba1]

That one was really funny.

[lokizoltan69]

...did u guys ACTUALLY cook a cat?

[bumnumba1]

we will... you will see...

[Pivotpeople71369]

was that mushroomhead?

[omfgbobsaget]

did they even cook the stuff? if they didnt thats why it was so gross

[bumnumba1]

The rice was raw and the curry shouldn't go directly in like that.  I did it completely wrong because we were all disgusted from the shit incedent so we went out that night instead.

[omfgbobsaget]

lmao that was priceless.

[tonywwolf]

Great episode!

Keep it up!

PS: The curry rice was really that bad?

[cal619guy]

this needs more hurling!

[cal619guy]

did he just spray shit again........ LMFAO!

[shikamaru3691]

sweet episode

[athropos]

Oh my god Sam, this is fucking gross.

[TomNook007]

Oh, also, how come, at 15:32, Jeremy is wearing the shirt Chad is wearing at the end of the video? I don't know how I noticed, I guess I was paying too much attention.

[FileTwoProductions]

Worst!  Episode! Ever!

[Danimals56]

this was one of the best episodes.

you guys should make chowmein next time

I was always curious how to make it

[ChurroEmiliano]

This was so worth the wait.

You guys are awesome.

I'll be cooking the next episode's meal.I would cook this, but it AIN'T.

LMAO @ replays

[bumnumber2]

w w w. m y sp a ce . c om /b u m num b e r tw o

[bumnumba1]

Yo Sam!  See girls... He's still ready for ya.

[TomNook007]

"I'm doin' a serious fucking cooking show and all you're doin' is makin' jokes and laughin' and pukin' and shittin' your pants!"

That was one of my favorite parts of this PIIYM.

[HaloVideosRUs]

Everything was raw, haha.

[Shirochan2]

lol nice

[maidenfan87]

It's SO good. Chad's Jeremy impression was great. I'm not sure if Chad meant to include Iron Maiden references or not though.

You guys need to start selling a PIIYM apron, like the Homeless in Denton one. It'd go down well.

I'm looking forward to seeing you guys eating fuckin' cat casserole.

[ccgamer]

great job guys

[crazyxgamer]

hahahahahahahaha

i'm japanese so i know wat the hell curry is :D

and i was like... wtf this ain't curry

no shit it's not good if the rice isn't even cooked hahaha

[Alex127]

Sam's comments sometimes are priceless...

"I have an acre of pubs I can make sweaters with them."

[Inkeyesdave]

FUCK YEAH.

[misterpimp5757]

one of the best and funniest put it in your mouth episodes yet. pretty funny that it wasnt good.

[Yoyokilla1]

Holy shit... wheres your nobel prize?

[wiiguy20]

took a long time, but it is still good! is the curry rice really that bad? wow. It would have been better if you used somthing other than mini dicks for the last ingredient

[MicaH1123s]

lol i love this show, you guys should really considering becoming partners ;) (the youtube partner thing )

[FileTwoProductions]

That's a pretty great idea, we'll look into it.  Thanks!

[Flykrazy]

Lmao This was worth the wait.

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!

And watch this.

You Bitch.

[xBebiVegetax]

Chad's Impression of Jeremy was Hilarious

[5636058]

its been sooooooooo long

[lokizoltan69]

Chad does a good job of playing everyone else's roll

[CabooseHK]

hell yeah

[xBebiVegetax]

5/5 Nice one Jeremy! lol