Hahaha! That was hilarious. I love Coolio. The thing about Black folks (especially women) and large bodies of water is real. A pool will jack a sistah's weave UP! ROFL!
@sdenise05 The same with us Africans and Jamaicans who were born back in our respective countries. It's the black americans in the US that have that problem.
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It's true for the skinny ones that have a decent amount of muscle, but there are a lot of fat ones out there that still can't float. I say this as a swim instructor. :D
He just said the thing about hispanics to include Guillermo in this.
It's the joke that black's can't swim but they run, and hispanics can swim and jump fences.
It's funny when we watch that show Wipeout! and everyone has lifejackets on and everything but a lot of the black people seem to be drowning. But it's something they know about themselves, it's not offensive. They joke that hispanics can swim (and jump fences, mostly Mexicans) and we find it funny, 'cause it's pretty true.
For the people confused about the whole "latino" thing:
1. It was a joke.
2. Mostly only Mexicans and Brazilians are actually considered Latino. Most other Spanish-speaking races are considered Hispanic. (If the country was settled by Spain.) So for those of you wondering, Cubans are considered Hispanics, and the joke about them is that they CAN swim. Ha ha.
You have won the prize for the most ridiculous ignorant comment in the history of most ridiculous ignorant comments on youtube. I'm not even gonna bother explaining why! it is obvious you have are suffering from some sort of cognitive dysfunction.
Slightly racist but, it's not the same as saying "Niggers can't swim". They are merely joking about it. Plus, all black people will agree, "black people don't swim".
Lol No ALL Black people will NOT agree that black people dont swim. My entire family enjoys swimming and are good at swimming. No need for the steroetypes
ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahaha Guillrmo is HELARIOUS!!
hag89 1 year ago
LA High?
DUSTINPARQUE 1 year ago
If I tried doing this I would get shot just for opening the door of the barbershop.
kap2z 1 year ago
i'm black and i love to swim!
angiemeli25 1 year ago
@angiemeli25 Dammit! You're one of the lucky ones, lol!
southoreast 1 year ago
is that mike tyson on his back?
sirjocbarok 1 year ago
"If you cant swim your ass is gonna drown" Truer words have never been spoken.
cartoonhero5 1 year ago 3
@cartoonhero5 lol thats the best fct i'veheard in time , no best way to say it :)
sahradaad 1 year ago
"Mexican Obama"- nice one Jimmy!
leezy94 1 year ago
i'm mexican..i can swim, and that's just funny stuff..you're the man Jimmy.
daOriginal17 1 year ago
Is that tattoo on Jimmy's back real?
waterdrinker9 1 year ago
jimmy has tattoo on his back
rohitfire1993 1 year ago 2
Kimmel is so bold for doing these skits. Mad props.
Juankar1os 2 years ago 7
tell me that is not a condom on coolio's head
NoobyJumper 2 years ago 13
@NoobyJumper i wish i could but im afraid i cant
L0ckinh0 1 year ago
I am white and if i went to my local predominately black barber shop, i would get the shit beat out of me.
wowdanalise 2 years ago 3
I will learn to swim when a swimcap is created that doesnt rip your hair out when you take it off. Just saying...: )
ShelbyBaby27 2 years ago 3
coolio BA HA HA!!!
12GaugeLosAngeles 2 years ago
LOL @ THE TATTOO OF MIKE TYSON ON HIS BACK
iLL .
iLL271 2 years ago 3
SHIITTT HE HAS A MIKE TYSON TATTOO ON HIS BACK :0
dammnnn
krazayfilms 2 years ago
i wonder if people understand this is a JOKE?
smh.
HustleBeautiful 2 years ago 2
LOOOOL "Marco. COOLIOOOO"
ThaSax 2 years ago
lol they all need P90x OR insanity. But funny stuff Jimmy is a cool dude and same to coolie.
DRsegueta 2 years ago
WTF
dave997 2 years ago
like a mexican Obama ! HAHAHA
legendrona9ldo 2 years ago
did jimmey have mike tyson or michael jordan on his back
hermom2 2 years ago
@hermom2 Mike Tyson
LOLJesus1 2 years ago
Can't believe the Iron Mike tat. That's a trip.
NubianSage 2 years ago
marko...coolio. he looks like hes wearing a condom on his head
mmissthangg1 2 years ago 2
excellent jimmy. such a pleasant joke
charms71 2 years ago
Hahaha! That was hilarious. I love Coolio. The thing about Black folks (especially women) and large bodies of water is real. A pool will jack a sistah's weave UP! ROFL!
Debsterism 2 years ago
LAMO What's witht he Tat of Tyson? :p
pookiewood 2 years ago
nah even better it was MJ
MrVLocC 2 years ago
Nah That's Clearly Tyson. Look again.
pookiewood 2 years ago
damn your right....that is tyson lol
MrVLocC 2 years ago
Coolio looks like he has a busted blueberry condom on his head haha
janekela1988 2 years ago 4
LOL!
pookiewood 2 years ago
hahahaha!
velocity246 2 years ago
Yeah what IS up with Black folks and swimming? Like the dude said after the first boatride overhere they wee never back in the water.
cetnikz 2 years ago
hey y does jimmy have a tattoo of mike tyson?
Sausageman666 2 years ago 18
Im not too sure i was debating with myself i dont think its real. Thats too funny though.
Juelzsanpana 2 years ago 2
@Sausageman666 lol i know lmaos im like omg wtffff. it would be weird to eff that with the lights on, cause thats weird to look at ahha
purrpleumbrella 1 year ago
Is that tat of mike tyson on jimmy kimmel's back real?
drunkhydra83 2 years ago
The lifeguard is hawt!
ElPandaDeLaAccion 2 years ago 3
HAHA coolio, that is awesome
youngchung2 2 years ago
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It's a true stereotype. Most Asians cannot swim either.
niganogger 2 years ago
hmmm thats intresting... wonder why they win so many medals for diving!?!?!?
dukke888 2 years ago 2
This one was lame!!!! For the record Hispanics can swim! Espacially if they were born back in their caribean cuntry!!!
sdenise05 2 years ago
@sdenise05 The same with us Africans and Jamaicans who were born back in our respective countries. It's the black americans in the US that have that problem.
southoreast 1 year ago 3
I'm not trying to be racist, but Coolio looks like one of those kind of guys whose breath automatically smells like he just popped a blunt. No pun
xhollowbankaix 2 years ago
Flat part2. This would have worked with Sarah Silverman in black face and afro wig.
Leonnidik 2 years ago
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I can't swim because my penis mass weighs me down and then I would drown. Gosh, it's hard (no pun intended) having a big freaking schlong.
DuhGrate1 2 years ago
I know what you mean. I hate it especially when it accidentally bumps into other women's vajayjay's and then you freakin get charged with rape.
xhollowbankaix 2 years ago
What tattoo is that on Jimmy's back?
ByteGTAS 2 years ago 4
mike tyson, its fake
Bklynballerplaya 2 years ago 2
rofl giermo
sassybeachbabe 2 years ago
is coolio wearing a condom on his head
suckyourmum 2 years ago 7
what..pools not closed????
buckamoona 2 years ago 2
Mike Tyson tattoo?
WildxLemon 2 years ago 2
Yea wtf was up with that?
sexntuna 2 years ago
Agua Ahhh
Nelly317 2 years ago
lmaooo
Saviiiiiiiii 2 years ago
is that a real tattoo?
rubix1cube 2 years ago
oh my gosh i was wondering about that also...
brillantandfantastic 2 years ago
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Bobstickman13 2 years ago
LMFAO!! GUILLERMO!!!
jiggaluv123 2 years ago 2
LOL! "If you cant swim, then your ass is gonna drown." LOL!!!!!!!!
jiggaluv123 2 years ago 3
its true
brapclap 2 years ago
African Americans have a denser body mass therefore making it harder for them to float.
brapclap 2 years ago
what..?
EllysaE 2 years ago
google it, but the way black ppl r just makes its harder for them to swim.
brapclap 2 years ago
That's just hard to believe.
EllysaE 2 years ago
what way, stupid?
barrett90 2 years ago
google it dude i dont have time to write all this shit i just wrote that random fact cause i was high.
brapclap 2 years ago
It's true for the skinny ones that have a decent amount of muscle, but there are a lot of fat ones out there that still can't float. I say this as a swim instructor. :D
salmonking007 2 years ago
I wouldn't think there are that many pools and other resources are available to those in disenfranchised neighbourhoods.
samdonuge 2 years ago
is that tattoo real? :P
you2be321 2 years ago
Hahhaaa :D
Paikeseratas 2 years ago
Jimmy has a tattoo of mike tyson!!! YEAH!!
Saphinator93 2 years ago
I know MANY Black people that swim very well and on a regular basis deep water, shallow water, pool, ocean, whatever.
Darkman560 2 years ago
hahaha black people cant swim
GinnyPolach217 2 years ago
Jimmy Kimmel cracks my shit up!
TyroNeon 2 years ago 2
R.I.P Glenn Beck.
dropkick45 2 years ago
lol
pagloota 2 years ago
i black i kno how to swim lol
korey2040 2 years ago
But you dont know how to spell.
sassuke01 2 years ago
does he really have a tatt of mike tyson? is that real? or just a joke?
INOWLIVE 2 years ago
my ghost video just got some attention, i have a news segment at 7pm
brianfrombrick 2 years ago
wats with the michael jordan tattoo?
dimmaswitch 2 years ago
mike tyson
videogamer54 2 years ago
its mike tyson
Bassmasta79 2 years ago
its mike tyson retard..not michael jordan
sexynyugga 2 years ago
lols!!!!!
Eminem841547 2 years ago
is that tattoo real hahah
NanuButter420 2 years ago
He just said the thing about hispanics to include Guillermo in this.
It's the joke that black's can't swim but they run, and hispanics can swim and jump fences.
It's funny when we watch that show Wipeout! and everyone has lifejackets on and everything but a lot of the black people seem to be drowning. But it's something they know about themselves, it's not offensive. They joke that hispanics can swim (and jump fences, mostly Mexicans) and we find it funny, 'cause it's pretty true.
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Heathalessyl 2 years ago
For the people confused about the whole "latino" thing:
1. It was a joke.
2. Mostly only Mexicans and Brazilians are actually considered Latino. Most other Spanish-speaking races are considered Hispanic. (If the country was settled by Spain.) So for those of you wondering, Cubans are considered Hispanics, and the joke about them is that they CAN swim. Ha ha.
Heathalessyl 2 years ago
You have won the prize for the most ridiculous ignorant comment in the history of most ridiculous ignorant comments on youtube. I'm not even gonna bother explaining why! it is obvious you have are suffering from some sort of cognitive dysfunction.
gosox773 2 years ago 3
Jimmy does outrageous stuff at times.
JPPT1974 2 years ago
that was mike tyson? .... could have sworn that was mike jordan either way thats REALLY weird ..... lol
MzMidwestFresh 2 years ago
lol mike tyson tattooo...
jujurawks 2 years ago
Is it just the show the tatoo?
perfectie 2 years ago
you would not think that he had a mike tyson tatoo on his back!! kinda random..
jully090 2 years ago
lol never new about his mike tyson tatt that is fucking great
ripin4tha2kush0 2 years ago
Adam!........ Carolla!
311guy1 2 years ago 4
wow latinos cant swim either? never knew that one
boshfan25 2 years ago
thats why the rio grande doesnt have a fence on the shore line.
boutdempapers 2 years ago
that's because of the water torrent douche, get to study bit ch
octaaaaaa 2 years ago
well thats probably excluding cubans, thats how they got here
smartalex531 2 years ago
ROFL well shit, They either get here by jumping/running or swiming
drmokedweed000 2 years ago
yes we can and better than you dumbfuck
octaaaaaa 2 years ago
thats not what he said u stupid mothafucker, did u not watch the fucking movie clip?
boshfan25 2 years ago
MARCO COOLIO
xPsychoWard86x 2 years ago
hahha too funny.
cracktober 2 years ago
Wow who knew he had someone like Mike Tyson tattooed on his back.
smartinez182 2 years ago
lmao the mike tyson tat was funny
jamasterj25786 2 years ago
I LOVE Jimmy's trips to the barbershop!
tricyclemint 2 years ago
Barbershop episodes are so funny, but mike tyson tattoo????
PwnNubtarzz 2 years ago 2
yeah i know! is that real?
amc78 2 years ago
i <3 Guillermo ^.^
fanykch 2 years ago
funniest thing ever
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Ambioc 2 years ago
y is mike tyson on his back?
Coreyj06 2 years ago 3
is that jimmy with a mike tyson tattoo on his back??
jfahima 2 years ago
yup
Orangeflava 2 years ago
it's not really racism if it's backed by statistics.
uskid418 2 years ago 2
jimmy iis the only white one there LMAO!!!!!
twoCOOLFOURu 2 years ago
it's funny...but is not a little racist?
esunsinverguenza 2 years ago
Slightly racist but, it's not the same as saying "Niggers can't swim". They are merely joking about it. Plus, all black people will agree, "black people don't swim".
Jamora 2 years ago
Lol No ALL Black people will NOT agree that black people dont swim. My entire family enjoys swimming and are good at swimming. No need for the steroetypes
Darkman560 2 years ago
Here in the south, we don't mess with the water unless it's hot as hell outside.
Jamora 2 years ago
how did he get that many black people to do this?
baloneyshoe 2 years ago 2
That's in L.A. Which is on the west coast. It's meant to be a joke, people. Laugh at it.
Jamora 2 years ago 3
it's jimmy kimmel! apparently he can do whatever he wants!
ogie86 2 years ago
he has a tattoo of mike Tyson on his back haha
blank530 2 years ago 3
is there a story behind that?
brasiliennr1 2 years ago
lmao best advice ever. if you cant swim your ass is gona drown XD
SuperMushyPea 2 years ago 3
jurk!
wendilili 2 years ago
:DD he has a mike tyson tatoo on his back :D LOL
fredis777 2 years ago 2
jimmy needs a swimming cap!
worldsavy 2 years ago
fucken coolio!
laker24c 2 years ago 2
it must be fun working at the JKL studios
writofmandamus 2 years ago 4
AHAHAHA! What's up wit the Tyson tattoo on Kimmel's back?
MrGhostFaceThrilla 2 years ago 8
mike tyson tat......haha haha
caldadon08 2 years ago 2
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mikem1027 2 years ago
Haha,Why does he have a Mike Tyson Tatto on his back.
Ampex101 2 years ago 9
hes has a tatoo
wonder if its real
callofduty4oreos 2 years ago 3
Jimmy does the funniest late show
invunchee 2 years ago 5
coolio! ahahaha
banjodeluxe 2 years ago
lmfao this is the best show ever!
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Maplesyrup41 2 years ago
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Fuck off racist cunt.
DuhGrate1 2 years ago
haha i love the guy with the rubber ducky lol
JackieBarzola 2 years ago 2
Is that Tyson tattoo for real??
hitmancoolio 2 years ago 3
jimmy looks like he just woke up.......haha
NYNewsWATCH 2 years ago 2
nice , cute asian life guard
MeMeMetro 2 years ago 4
Thats what I was thinking!
dwaynepeterzen 2 years ago
Jimmy's Tyson tat is sooo funny. Chunky, pail white guy getting a tattoo of tyson takes some balls.
fitzergerald 2 years ago 7
is jimmy for REAL ?? mike tyson on hes BAK ?? DAAAAAMN DATS GANGSTA
514liveinaghetto 2 years ago 10
wait ....
is that a real tat ?
MrCruZ1992 2 years ago 2
thanks for teaching us about black ppl
2much2teach 2 years ago 2
Hahhaahhaha
ErickReyKing91 2 years ago 2
why does coolio have a condom on his head ?
xHeLLGuarDx 2 years ago 7
haha that's what I thought too! but...it has a Nike sign on it...so...probably not =P
dashboardserenade128 2 years ago 2
whats up with the mike tyson tatt?
pedrini213 2 years ago 3
wtf mike tyson tatto
Untlds 2 years ago 2
LOL Guillermo,
and BTW, it is Mike Tyson, coz the man in the tattoo has a tattoo on his face, like Tyson, so im sure it's Mike Tyson
BEATLESANTANA11 2 years ago 2
oh lordy lord i cant swim
firebird1218 2 years ago
Yo dawg we heard u like tattoos so we but a dude with a tattoo on his face on your tattoo.
Well, i tried.
Mustkunstn1k 2 years ago
damn!!!! Coolio really needs the money these days
Jackthemeat 2 years ago 3
Jimmy loves Mike Tyson.
lebam333 2 years ago
lol
nitnit182 2 years ago
lol
MrJeckel 2 years ago
nice
TheHiph0p 2 years ago
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I don`t like to swim in the pool with people ever, it`s disgusting ..
AthkrAllah 2 years ago
WHAT IS ON JIMMY'S BACK ON 0:19
abedalqadershanti 2 years ago
tattoo
gracehfung 2 years ago
a black guy tattoo? I can't tell who it is Dx
soulsiege 2 years ago
maybe a tattoo just maybe
MusicSoCrazy 2 years ago
i think its mike tyson or jordan
abedalqadershanti 2 years ago
The tattoo is of Mike Tyson
JimmyKimmel1 2 years ago 4
I thought the tatto is mike's tyson picture.. :S
ABONESR 2 years ago 3