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  • ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahh­ahahaha Guillrmo is HELARIOUS!!

  • LA High?

  • If I tried doing this I would get shot just for opening the door of the barbershop.

  • i'm black and i love to swim!

  • @angiemeli25 Dammit! You're one of the lucky ones, lol!

  • is that mike tyson on his back?

  • "If you cant swim your ass is gonna drown" Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @cartoonhero5 lol thats the best fct i'veheard in time , no best way to say it :)

  • "Mexican Obama"- nice one Jimmy!

  • i'm mexican..i can swim, and that's just funny stuff..you're the man Jimmy.

  • Is that tattoo on Jimmy's back real?

  • jimmy has tattoo on his back

  • Kimmel is so bold for doing these skits. Mad props.

  • tell me that is not a condom on coolio's head

  • @NoobyJumper i wish i could but im afraid i cant

  • I am white and if i went to my local predominately black barber shop, i would get the shit beat out of me.

  • I will learn to swim when a swimcap is created that doesnt rip your hair out when you take it off. Just saying...: )

  • coolio BA HA HA!!!

  • LOL @ THE TATTOO OF MIKE TYSON ON HIS BACK

    iLL .

  • SHIITTT HE HAS A MIKE TYSON TATTOO ON HIS BACK :0

    dammnnn

  • i wonder if people understand this is a JOKE?

    smh.

  • LOOOOL "Marco. COOLIOOOO"

  • lol they all need P90x OR insanity. But funny stuff Jimmy is a cool dude and same to coolie.

  • WTF

  • like a mexican Obama ! HAHAHA

  • did jimmey have mike tyson or michael jordan on his back

  • @hermom2 Mike Tyson

  • Can't believe the Iron Mike tat. That's a trip.

  • marko...coolio. he looks like hes wearing a condom on his head

  • excellent jimmy. such a pleasant joke

  • Hahaha! That was hilarious. I love Coolio. The thing about Black folks (especially women) and large bodies of water is real. A pool will jack a sistah's weave UP! ROFL!

  • LAMO What's witht he Tat of Tyson? :p

  • nah even better it was MJ

  • Nah That's Clearly Tyson. Look again.

  • damn your right....that is tyson lol

  • Coolio looks like he has a busted blueberry condom on his head haha

  • LOL!

  • hahahaha!

  • Yeah what IS up with Black folks and swimming? Like the dude said after the first boatride overhere they wee never back in the water.

  • hey y does jimmy have a tattoo of mike tyson?

  • Im not too sure i was debating with myself i dont think its real. Thats too funny though.

  • @Sausageman666 lol i know lmaos im like omg wtffff. it would be weird to eff that with the lights on, cause thats weird to look at ahha

  • Is that tat of mike tyson on jimmy kimmel's back real?

  • The lifeguard is hawt!

  • HAHA coolio, that is awesome

  • hmmm thats intresting... wonder why they win so many medals for diving!?!?!?

  • This one was lame!!!! For the record Hispanics can swim! Espacially if they were born back in their caribean cuntry!!!

  • @sdenise05 The same with us Africans and Jamaicans who were born back in our respective countries. It's the black americans in the US that have that problem.

  • I'm not trying to be racist, but Coolio looks like one of those kind of guys whose breath automatically smells like he just popped a blunt. No pun

  • Flat part2. This would have worked with Sarah Silverman in black face and afro wig.

  • I know what you mean. I hate it especially when it accidentally bumps into other women's vajayjay's and then you freakin get charged with rape.

  • What tattoo is that on Jimmy's back?

  • mike tyson, its fake

  • rofl giermo

  • is coolio wearing a condom on his head

  • what..pools not closed????

  • Mike Tyson tattoo?

  • Yea wtf was up with that?

  • Agua Ahhh

  • lmaooo

  • is that a real tattoo?

  • oh my gosh i was wondering about that also...

  • LMFAO!! GUILLERMO!!!

  • LOL! "If you cant swim, then your ass is gonna drown." LOL!!!!!!!!

  • its true

  • African Americans have a denser body mass therefore making it harder for them to float.

  • what..?

  • google it, but the way black ppl r just makes its harder for them to swim.

  • That's just hard to believe.

  • what way, stupid?

  • google it dude i dont have time to write all this shit i just wrote that random fact cause i was high.

  • It's true for the skinny ones that have a decent amount of muscle, but there are a lot of fat ones out there that still can't float. I say this as a swim instructor. :D

  • I wouldn't think there are that many pools and other resources are available to those in disenfranchised neighbourhoods.

  • is that tattoo real? :P

  • Hahhaaa :D

  • Jimmy has a tattoo of mike tyson!!! YEAH!!

  • I know MANY Black people that swim very well and on a regular basis deep water, shallow water, pool, ocean, whatever.

  • hahaha black people cant swim

  • Jimmy Kimmel cracks my shit up!

  • R.I.P Glenn Beck.

  • lol

  • i black i kno how to swim lol

  • But you dont know how to spell.

  • does he really have a tatt of mike tyson? is that real? or just a joke?

  • my ghost video just got some attention, i have a news segment at 7pm

  • wats with the michael jordan tattoo?

  • mike tyson

  • its mike tyson

  • its mike tyson retard..not michael jordan

  • lols!!!!!

  • is that tattoo real hahah

  • He just said the thing about hispanics to include Guillermo in this.

    It's the joke that black's can't swim but they run, and hispanics can swim and jump fences.

    It's funny when we watch that show Wipeout! and everyone has lifejackets on and everything but a lot of the black people seem to be drowning. But it's something they know about themselves, it's not offensive. They joke that hispanics can swim (and jump fences, mostly Mexicans) and we find it funny, 'cause it's pretty true.

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  • For the people confused about the whole "latino" thing:

    1. It was a joke.

    2. Mostly only Mexicans and Brazilians are actually considered Latino. Most other Spanish-speaking races are considered Hispanic. (If the country was settled by Spain.) So for those of you wondering, Cubans are considered Hispanics, and the joke about them is that they CAN swim. Ha ha.

  • You have won the prize for the most ridiculous ignorant comment in the history of most ridiculous ignorant comments on youtube. I'm not even gonna bother explaining why! it is obvious you have are suffering from some sort of cognitive dysfunction.

  • Jimmy does outrageous stuff at times.

  • that was mike tyson? .... could have sworn that was mike jordan either way thats REALLY weird ..... lol

  • lol mike tyson tattooo...

  • Is it just the show the tatoo?

  • you would not think that he had a mike tyson tatoo on his back!! kinda random..

  • lol never new about his mike tyson tatt that is fucking great

  • Adam!........ Carolla!

  • wow latinos cant swim either? never knew that one

  • thats why the rio grande doesnt have a fence on the shore line.

  • that's because of the water torrent douche, get to study bit ch

  • well thats probably excluding cubans, thats how they got here

  • ROFL well shit, They either get here by jumping/running or swiming

  • yes we can and better than you dumbfuck

  • thats not what he said u stupid mothafucker, did u not watch the fucking movie clip?

  • MARCO COOLIO

  • hahha too funny.

  • Wow who knew he had someone like Mike Tyson tattooed on his back.

  • lmao the mike tyson tat was funny

  • I LOVE Jimmy's trips to the barbershop!

  • Barbershop episodes are so funny, but mike tyson tattoo????

  • yeah i know! is that real?

  • i <3 Guillermo ^.^

  • funniest thing ever

  • y is mike tyson on his back?

  • is that jimmy with a mike tyson tattoo on his back??

  • yup

  • it's not really racism if it's backed by statistics.

  • jimmy iis the only white one there LMAO!!!!!

  • it's funny...but is not a little racist?

  • Slightly racist but, it's not the same as saying "Niggers can't swim". They are merely joking about it. Plus, all black people will agree, "black people don't swim".

  • Lol No ALL Black people will NOT agree that black people dont swim. My entire family enjoys swimming and are good at swimming. No need for the steroetypes

  • Here in the south, we don't mess with the water unless it's hot as hell outside.

  • how did he get that many black people to do this?

  • That's in L.A. Which is on the west coast. It's meant to be a joke, people. Laugh at it.

  • it's jimmy kimmel! apparently he can do whatever he wants!

  • he has a tattoo of mike Tyson on his back haha

  • is there a story behind that?

  • lmao best advice ever. if you cant swim your ass is gona drown XD

  • jurk!

  • :DD he has a mike tyson tatoo on his back :D LOL

  • jimmy needs a swimming cap!

  • fucken coolio!

  • it must be fun working at the JKL studios

  • AHAHAHA! What's up wit the Tyson tattoo on Kimmel's back?

  • mike tyson tat......haha haha

  • Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Haha,Why does he have a Mike Tyson Tatto on his back.

  • hes has a tatoo

    wonder if its real

  • Jimmy does the funniest late show

  • coolio! ahahaha

  • lmfao this is the best show ever!

  • haha i love the guy with the rubber ducky lol

  • Is that Tyson tattoo for real??

  • jimmy looks like he just woke up.......haha

  • nice , cute asian life guard

  • Thats what I was thinking!

  • Jimmy's Tyson tat is sooo funny. Chunky, pail white guy getting a tattoo of tyson takes some balls.

  • is jimmy for REAL ?? mike tyson on hes BAK ?? DAAAAAMN DATS GANGSTA

  • wait ....

    is that a real tat ?

  • thanks for teaching us about black ppl

  • Hahhaahhaha

  • why does coolio have a condom on his head ?

  • haha that's what I thought too! but...it has a Nike sign on it...so...probably not =P

  • whats up with the mike tyson tatt?

  • wtf mike tyson tatto

  • LOL Guillermo,

    and BTW, it is Mike Tyson, coz the man in the tattoo has a tattoo on his face, like Tyson, so im sure it's Mike Tyson

  • oh lordy lord i cant swim

  • Yo dawg we heard u like tattoos so we but a dude with a tattoo on his face on your tattoo.

    Well, i tried.

  • damn!!!! Coolio really needs the money these days

  • Jimmy loves Mike Tyson.

  • lol

  • lol

  • nice

  • WHAT IS ON JIMMY'S BACK ON 0:19

  • tattoo

  • a black guy tattoo? I can't tell who it is Dx

  • maybe a tattoo just maybe

  • i think its mike tyson or jordan

  • The tattoo is of Mike Tyson

  • I thought the tatto is mike's tyson picture.. :S