Lyrics/1 Chorus: Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler could have been a Tailor, He turned out to be Norman Mailer Whoaaoo He stepped back and he smoked a joint Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure
Lyrics/2 (chorus) He's so glad he's Vlad When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned Oh, how he learned He learned, they burned and burned and burned Rotisseries of corpses turned He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad
i have to say to the person who made this way to go, you did alot of work, and pulled up maybe one of the best under the radar movies for this video you made, way to go
Keh5keh5 you sir are the biggest fucktard, crusty semened remains piece of shit to ever exist. This video, song and band fuckin rule.
jessesvec 3 months ago
Way back in 99 this song inspired me to get a Vlad The Impailer tattoo on my back.....and now thanks to Gwar Vlad has got my back since then!
stylesh8shippys 4 months ago
lordi is the worst band ever, period.... asstards...
keh5keh5 1 year ago
YO!!!!!! THAT WAS THE BEST VIDEO EVER AND A GREAT FUCKING SONG!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN A GWAR FAN FROM THE VERY BEGINNING AND THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
KENNYKISS69 1 year ago
Vlad Tepes!
wkjamieson 1 year ago
he"s so glad he"s Vlad.
awesome!
adamfinspain 1 year ago
kill the Muslim hordes , before they enslave you and I .
88Thyra 1 year ago 2
Great!!!
rapierswordsman 1 year ago
bad ass video..
nibletxxx 2 years ago
went to reno in November to see GWAR great fucking show!!
deathpiggy89 2 years ago
ausome!!!!!!
bodczar 2 years ago
"He turned out to be Norman Mailer!" best fucking reference to a celebrity ever. That's what you get for stabbing your wife Norman. Hahahaha
unconditionalmalice 2 years ago 4
AWESOME job with the video i am a Gwar fan.SCUMDOG FOR LIFE
ckyfans404 2 years ago 3
LORDI SUX DICK gwar kicks face
MegaDethAlizer 2 years ago 8
GWAR - Vlad The Impaler
GWARMANIA 3 years ago 3
GWAR - Vlad The Impaler
TonyJosephAznar 3 years ago
i seen gwar with icp they are pretty wicked
wagonwagon13 3 years ago
kiss and lordi are both fucking gay compared to this
thomas242007 3 years ago 14
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mecronos 3 years ago
ya left out the Norman Mailer part!
RantingVinnieV 3 years ago 2
He stabbed his 2nd Wife with an Ink Pen.
Demoncurse123 3 years ago 4
love this song
treavorsucks 3 years ago 4
no GWAR isnt a kiss rip off,their actually good...and their not a lordi rip off either,lordi came out in the 90's and GWAR came out in the 80's
daveyvicous 3 years ago 7
Gwar was a bit before lordi, lordi is more of a tribute band to gwar, i beleive gwar goes back to 75 or so if im not mistaken
thomas242007 3 years ago
they formed, in 1985, according to Metal Archives, which is a pretty credible source
FantomL0rd 3 years ago
Nah. Lordi is a tribute to KISS actually.
FAILincorperated 3 years ago
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gwar is a kiss rip off with horrible songs. i didnt understand a damn word that came out of their mouths
LOKITUP 3 years ago
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hey look you're half way to getting the joke!
Xaq235 3 years ago
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HAHAHAHA!!!! KISS rip-off?... No.... lordii rip-off, oh yeah... but the music still rocks my ballz.
PoolioMaster 3 years ago
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VLAD CAN LICK MY SAC :D
robynesman 4 years ago
do you want to suck some romanian dicks or what?
lengyel01 3 years ago
yeh ,..... how big is it ???
robynesman 3 years ago
A more pertinent question would be; Who doesn't want to suck some Romanian dicks?
Swetytitz 3 years ago
Maybe he has dyslexia.
cowz123 4 years ago
Dumbasses.
Its Vlap.
not vlad.
I've got the CD.
Zaliax 4 years ago
what the hell, they spell it out in the fucking song, idiot
mattshane 3 years ago
V-L-A-D VLAD!!!!!!!!!!!
michael0089 4 years ago
They...had it comin, hah...hah...HAH!!!
Demoncurse123 4 years ago
thats guy is scary
space7851 4 years ago
DecapMilat 4 years ago
DecapMilat 4 years ago
Very Very Nice
bigsabsmokin 4 years ago
i have to say to the person who made this way to go, you did alot of work, and pulled up maybe one of the best under the radar movies for this video you made, way to go
octavarium589 5 years ago 3
I still can't figure out what he's saying in the Lyrics, the only thing I catch so far is: VLAD, VLAD, VLAD THE IMPALER!
Demoncurse123 5 years ago
this is fuckin mugrero man
jefe1904 5 years ago
what's the movie showing
hugecox 5 years ago
what the hell is this? lordi? really ridiculous.
kinko3 5 years ago
Um..Gwar has been around a lot longer than that POP BAND Lordi.
MidgetMassacre 5 years ago 5
lordi fuckin gay
EvilGrim01 4 years ago
so, there are obviously some things to work on but there is also some kind of concept behind what i like and what i'm often missing here....
for the critique:
i didn't like the wipes
more rhythm please
the repeating of scenes is ok but maybe more parallel cutting...
i write this because i reckognize myself and my work here a bit..
so wait for my war party video...coming soon..
and keep up the good ambitious work
schna 5 years ago