"You weren't as good at dancing as you evidently thought."
That made me giggle. As much as I feel like a total bitch for it, this entire song reminds me of a guy I used to be friends with xD He's a jerk now..so I think he deserves it :P
I hate how she was brutally murdered because she was supposedly a Witch. Part of this song makes me think that it's almost she saying to her executioners not to blame her for WitchCraft, aswell as possibly a lover or husband who wanted to divorce her because of it, and this is her reply.
Full Statement Part 3- She was no more and no less witch than all women are, and I adopted her years ago with the intention to let her live a full life through these different scenarios. One day she's a 1940s songwriter representing oppressed women, another she's a poet contemplating prostitution, it goes on forever.
Why am I doing this? Well, it's such a long story, but it involves this very real woman, Jane Brooks, who was alive in the 16th century and who was murdered as a witch for nothing more than giving a boy an apple from her garden. Why am I doing this? Well, it's such a long story, but it involves this very real woman, Jane Brooks, who was alive in the 16th century and who was murdered as a witch for nothing more than giving a boy an apple from her garden.
The Jane Brooks Project is very close to my heart in a way that's difficult to describe in one interview. Yet another personality, it's more than that. The music sounds like some warped version of what came out of the forties. The songs are styled in that way, they are sung in that way, but something is wrong, and you can't tell what until you realize that they are not from the forties, they are brand new and original.
My mom doesn't like much Emilie (she likes Enchant and Laced/Unlaced, but only Shallot from Opheliac because she doesn't like the way Emilie does her victorian voice) but she heard this song and thought it was amazing. We talked about how epic and passive aggressive. (well maybe not passive aggressive, but close!)
So many people from my past I would like to sing this song to.
Just go up to them and sing " You never thought of anything original before, so why should you be startled if you can't think any more?" or "If I ruined your life, I'd be filled with pride." in their face.
Reminds me so much of Enchant. I kinda miss her teenage music... it was so jazzy and wonderfully sarcastic. Not like she's not sarcastic but still! Nothing grander than sarcasm accompined by a piano... although violinss are just as good. :)
@kghp925 Well Mary Me and Thank God I'm pretty are harpiscord, and a lot darker than this stuff. I mean I LOVE it and all, but I really miss when it was just piano.
Call me crazy, but Jane Brooks to me sounds like a lovesick girl who is in denial about breaking up with her boyfriend, so she locked him up in her house/killed him.
"You swear you were charming, I promise you were not." I could quote the whole fucking thing at people who have betrayed me and screwed me over in my life. This song is so high making.
well, originally it was a Jane Brooks Project song. But EA felt that the song needed to be showcased off on the EP. Hopefully there will be an Album one day of just the Jane Brooks section. However, as of now only Don't Blame Me and Be Silent Be Still are part of the JBP.
This mademe laugh. I love tha fact that she must be one of the only remaining singers to still use sarcasm in her songs. She's quite good at it. I hope she finishes the Jane Brooks Project. I love this sound for her voice.
<33
TheKrevez 4 months ago
I sung this song and Second Hand Faith at my school in front of everyone XD. It's my way of being a Plague Rat!!! ;D :P
98abbygail 5 months ago 4
"You weren't as good at dancing as you evidently thought."
That made me giggle. As much as I feel like a total bitch for it, this entire song reminds me of a guy I used to be friends with xD He's a jerk now..so I think he deserves it :P
MissFixit1 5 months ago 3
You swear you charming once, I promise you were not
BritneyFan4eva 6 months ago 3
HA! Love Emilie
JBfanforlife 6 months ago
Yep!...don't blame me :D
chickapac 7 months ago
I hate how she was brutally murdered because she was supposedly a Witch. Part of this song makes me think that it's almost she saying to her executioners not to blame her for WitchCraft, aswell as possibly a lover or husband who wanted to divorce her because of it, and this is her reply.
missrowanb2009 7 months ago 4
<33 Oh, how I Love Miss Emilie
OoKatieFierceRawroO 8 months ago
YES! Thank you, Winged Zephyr! Someone spelled grey right! :D :D :D
RobinTeenTitansGO1 8 months ago 10
@RobinTeenTitansGO1 are you saying that gray isn't the right spelling? :/
lps5ajessica 6 months ago
@lps5ajessica Yes. Grey is how it was initially spelled in Europe but then Americans decided to put an 'a' in there instead. ^^
RobinTeenTitansGO1 6 months ago 3
When I had this on a few minutes ago, my mum asked me why I was listening to Kate Bush....wtf?
SpottyBlueSheep 10 months ago 4
@SpottyBlueSheep my mum too :D
Nachtmahrgirl13 10 months ago
this is my favourite XD <3
meldeniseparfitt 11 months ago
i know who to blame
these 6 dimwitted dimwits
who live...
scrufflezz 1 year ago 9
this kinda makes me wanna get up snd dance(: lol
liddie15 1 year ago 3
This reminds me so much of my exbestfriend.
chibiplease 1 year ago
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blacksnowhitequeen 1 year ago
Full Statement Part 3- She was no more and no less witch than all women are, and I adopted her years ago with the intention to let her live a full life through these different scenarios. One day she's a 1940s songwriter representing oppressed women, another she's a poet contemplating prostitution, it goes on forever.
TheLegendOfZelda100 1 year ago 5
Full Statement Part 2-
Why am I doing this? Well, it's such a long story, but it involves this very real woman, Jane Brooks, who was alive in the 16th century and who was murdered as a witch for nothing more than giving a boy an apple from her garden. Why am I doing this? Well, it's such a long story, but it involves this very real woman, Jane Brooks, who was alive in the 16th century and who was murdered as a witch for nothing more than giving a boy an apple from her garden.
TheLegendOfZelda100 1 year ago 3
Full statement Part 1-
The Jane Brooks Project is very close to my heart in a way that's difficult to describe in one interview. Yet another personality, it's more than that. The music sounds like some warped version of what came out of the forties. The songs are styled in that way, they are sung in that way, but something is wrong, and you can't tell what until you realize that they are not from the forties, they are brand new and original.
TheLegendOfZelda100 1 year ago 4
"The Jane Brooks Project, which she dedicated to the real-life, 16th-century Jane Brooks—a woman executed for witchcraft."
Emilie Autumn stated this in an interview back during the Enchant Era.
TheLegendOfZelda100 1 year ago 3
My mom doesn't like much Emilie (she likes Enchant and Laced/Unlaced, but only Shallot from Opheliac because she doesn't like the way Emilie does her victorian voice) but she heard this song and thought it was amazing. We talked about how epic and passive aggressive. (well maybe not passive aggressive, but close!)
Best song evar!
XxMissNoNamexX 1 year ago 8
what is the Jane Brooks project?
amaloli1 1 year ago
hey,that's the same cloths that she wore for "miss lucy had some leeches" and btw,can anyone tell me what the jane Brooks project is?
himurakenshinfan19 1 year ago
@himurakenshinfan19 The Jane brooks project is just one of the many alter ego's she has ... its amazing the way she can rebuild herself. <3
LokiiTouchx 1 year ago
@LokiiTouchx awesome!! what are her other ones?
himurakenshinfan19 1 year ago
@himurakenshinfan19 just compare "Opheliac" and "Enchant", both are different aspects of the same person.
LokiiTouchx 1 year ago
@LokiiTouchx okay.
himurakenshinfan19 1 year ago
@himurakenshinfan19 the jane brookes project is like....emilie autumns alter-ego.
G0thkitt3n 1 year ago
@G0thkitt3n i see.
himurakenshinfan19 1 year ago
The Queen of irony covering her elder counterpart. The only true way to give the song justice.
Black333Nightshade 1 year ago
Haaahaaaa the selection of picture is EPIC :D:D:D:D:D
dbDragonfly 1 year ago 3
THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!! :D
xshotgunweddingpatdx 1 year ago
Oh how I love this song~
It's funkier than the usual Emilie Autumn and it's sure something completely else and when I feel like a funny song I listen so this x3
And I absolutely love the picture you've put into this, wingedzephyr, darling! It's kinda saying "I'm better than you, I'm a lady, tcha!" xD
narutoxfunny10 1 year ago
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CirqueDuN0ir 1 year ago
@CirqueDuN0ir that was her story that she made up for the project :)
UglyCrazyWorthless 1 year ago
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@UglyCrazyWorthless she was a real person
Antique1841 1 year ago
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@UglyCrazyWorthless jane brooks was a real person.
Antique1841 1 year ago
Does anyone know where I could find the sheet music for this song?
<3
saragirl33 1 year ago
So many people from my past I would like to sing this song to.
Just go up to them and sing " You never thought of anything original before, so why should you be startled if you can't think any more?" or "If I ruined your life, I'd be filled with pride." in their face.
Well, I can dream ;)
DronningJade 1 year ago 6
Reminds me so much of Enchant. I kinda miss her teenage music... it was so jazzy and wonderfully sarcastic. Not like she's not sarcastic but still! Nothing grander than sarcasm accompined by a piano... although violinss are just as good. :)
RetroSimplicity 1 year ago 7
@RetroSimplicity
Oh moe-chan, excactly like Marry Me xD Thank God I'm Pretty too :3
kghp925 1 year ago
@kghp925 Well Mary Me and Thank God I'm pretty are harpiscord, and a lot darker than this stuff. I mean I LOVE it and all, but I really miss when it was just piano.
RetroSimplicity 1 year ago 6
Call me crazy, but Jane Brooks to me sounds like a lovesick girl who is in denial about breaking up with her boyfriend, so she locked him up in her house/killed him.
HangedHourai 1 year ago 5
omg! i never really listened to the Jane Brooks Project stuff before, i love it!
ploppybum 1 year ago 2
This sounds like it should be playing for a silent film!
FantasmaLuna 1 year ago 3
@FantasmaLuna Then it wouldn't be silent :)
UglyCrazyWorthless 1 year ago
Im in love with this song <3
xSnowWhiteQueen13x 1 year ago
@TheLastZombieAlive
You're not alone in that...Though in a case such as this, I kinda wish we both were...
Opheliac666 1 year ago
"You swear you were charming, I promise you were not." I could quote the whole fucking thing at people who have betrayed me and screwed me over in my life. This song is so high making.
BritneyFanFeva 1 year ago 3
*laughs evily*...Fucking TRUE...the best revenge
BritneyFanFeva 1 year ago
i love the line "the opera was always an awful bore, so don't blame me
ArmyofLittleGirls1 1 year ago
I've had this song stuck in my head all day! Love it though. :)))
Phobia58 1 year ago
This song makes me dance : oo
Ibenerkul 1 year ago
i looooove it! <3
ImiiNotOkay25 1 year ago
the way she says grey is really awesome :D
Bananaflavours 2 years ago 15
INDEED
gothicdeadbride 2 years ago 3
i love the jane brooks project i want her to release this before i die!!
perfectionofbeauty 2 years ago 3
@perfectionofbeauty
If we're lucky...
Opheliac666 2 years ago
Love it.
LillaBlueberry 2 years ago 5
I hope she releases The Jane Brooks Project one day. I love all her styles.
bowiesbabe 2 years ago 142
Inky says it will be released if it's the last thing he ever does.
MusicallySilent 2 years ago 28
Yes! Hooray for our Inky. :3
bowiesbabe 2 years ago 21
@bowiesbabe if you want her music from the janes brooks project i can send it to you :)
xxGothicxxKittyxx 10 months ago 2
@xxGothicxxKittyxx I would love it if you sent /me/ the music from the Jane Brooks Project. I adore the music but I can't find it on iTunes...
sesshypuppysbff 9 months ago in playlist Emilie Autumn
@sesshypuppysbff send me a message with your email :)
xxGothicxxKittyxx 9 months ago
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@bowiesbabe You can download it for free at her website.
thePANDASgirl13 4 months ago
'if i ruined your life i'm filled with pride' : D Ha! :P
nightwishwolf999 2 years ago 21
Is there anyone who know the last song in The Jane Brooks Projekt?
As I've heard there's four, but I only know 'Be stilent, be still', 'Gentlemen aren't nice' and this one ...
Mejichiro 2 years ago 6
Hmm, there is The Ballad Of Mushroom Down, so it might be that one. Not sure, though!
RandomRamenNoodle 2 years ago
@RandomRamenNoodle,
The Ballad Of Mushroom Down is from "Your Sugar Sits Untouched" :P
SpottyBlueSheep 2 years ago
@SpottyBlueSheep Oh, well at least I tried =D
RandomRamenNoodle 2 years ago 4
i love this one alot! emilie is the best!!
Laytons2ndApprentice 2 years ago 3
I didn't know Emilie Autumn had an alter ego. O.e Interesting.
Great song tho!
TryNotToSmile 2 years ago 7
I love this song, and all the humor and sarcasm in it!
Wrakazama 2 years ago 8
de que disco es?
Luismurderonthedance 2 years ago
This song has not been officially released on any CD. - Lo pone en más información y significa que no ha salido oficialmente en ningún CD (:
viictoriio 2 years ago
Funny... My last name is Brooks.. Lmfao.
xxJackiieHallows 2 years ago 3
Quirky. Love it!
SorceressZila 2 years ago 3
This song is the definition of OWNED.
"Your dog was never your best friend, anyway..."
MiracleofaSong 2 years ago 219
so happy and yet sarcastic, love it
DrottningHel 2 years ago
HAHAHA :D Great song!
sistaspooky1013 2 years ago
Sounds like it should be played at an old burlesque bar. :)
FantasmaLuna 2 years ago 13
omg i absolutely ADORE how she rolls the r in grey @ 1:08
happysasuke11 2 years ago 18
I love her outfit in the picture
And the song of course, I sing it in he shower
CorianderBrooks 2 years ago 20
Ahh, why is Emilie so amazing?! I'm obsessing over this song now, as well as all her others (= Love her!
Sophykinzz 2 years ago 9
wonderful!!!
rebelmaiden 2 years ago 3
This song is addictive, I can listen to this over and over and *not* get sick of it!
xXStargateAtlantisXx 2 years ago 4
Nice song, I love her voice!:)
almafiina 2 years ago 3
i'm not very good at english, what does she mean by "your dog was never your best friend anyway"? i understand the words but?
numsegum 2 years ago 3
"Your dog doesn't like you now, nor did he like you back then." :D
SupernudgeB 2 years ago 15
oh I see haha thank you :D
numsegum 2 years ago 9
Dogs are considered to be "man's best friend", so she's saying that the dog never really was his best friend.
sexyemofruit 2 years ago 18
for me thats not scarcasm just being real!
prinzdeath00X 3 years ago 8
love it
bloodtears1821 3 years ago 5
i love this song
Your dog was never your best friend anyway
mouahhah
<3
GloomySophie 3 years ago 10
haha, i just realised what she meant by that xD
Jumpinjilz 2 years ago
aww, this is such a fun song x3
8UchihaDragon8 3 years ago 6
are there any other Jane Brooks Project songs apart from this and be silent be still?
SpottyBlueSheep 3 years ago 8
Gentlemen aren't nice :)
utahvamp83 3 years ago 8
I thought that was from EA 'herself'? :o
nikkimouse85 3 years ago
well, originally it was a Jane Brooks Project song. But EA felt that the song needed to be showcased off on the EP. Hopefully there will be an Album one day of just the Jane Brooks section. However, as of now only Don't Blame Me and Be Silent Be Still are part of the JBP.
MickeyDeeDaPimp 3 years ago 6
Yes, I hope that too. :]
thanks for the information!
nikkimouse85 3 years ago 4
here jane brooks project songs are awesome :D they make me want to sing along all the time especially this one!
slipknot66613 3 years ago 6
''grey''
she said that word PERFECT
SufferingVana 3 years ago 16
I always laugh when she says
'Your dog wasn't your best friend anyways'
xD
PrincessWormGuts 3 years ago 10
This is now one of my favourite songs.
XxFrightfulxX 3 years ago 6
I've been singing this song for months since I got engaged...Thats bad right???
Opheliac666 3 years ago 13
This reminds me of "Marry Me"..I know the tune is nothing alike, but I mean the sarcasm and humour :)
I LOVE EMILIE SHE'S MY MUFFIN!
MsMuffinVonJolie 3 years ago 21
This mademe laugh. I love tha fact that she must be one of the only remaining singers to still use sarcasm in her songs. She's quite good at it. I hope she finishes the Jane Brooks Project. I love this sound for her voice.
BlueNeko1 3 years ago 23
Its probably just the fact the piano is the main instrument like in faces like mine that makes me think that, actually
pasiphae9 3 years ago 7
The tune slightly reminds me of faces like mine. Am I the only one who thinks that?
Shes got such a beautiful voice, I wish I could sing like her.
pasiphae9 3 years ago 6
can anybody send this song to me?
please!
I tried to find it but I can't :(
semeanduke4eva 3 years ago 4
Lol, "Your dog was never your best friend anyway."
ElixirForExistence 3 years ago 6
Haha, "grrey"
She just blows me away with EVERY song she makes. :)
Juliija 3 years ago 7
I shall start a shrine to worship thou, Emilie.
MissAutumnMuffin 3 years ago 11
I shall help! lmao
DerangedDolly 3 years ago 3
I have a shrine! A signed picture shrine ;)
She's amazing...
Bye for now, Muffins! xx
xXLacedxUnlacedXx 3 years ago 5
I love Emilie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Francess666 3 years ago
omg!! i'm digging the way she's saying Grey!! lol
ebangha 3 years ago 8
don't blam me if i love her song and her...xd brilliant
bloodysophie 3 years ago
Wows. Haven't listened to this song for atleast two months now! Ahh. I forgot how brilliant it was. <3
xDeadxVampirex 3 years ago
Emilie Autumn/'Jane Brooks' is totally amazing!
I love-eth her! <3
Sonakaru 3 years ago
Hehe. This song makes me giggle. So upbeat but the lyrics are so mean. Ahh. I love Emilie. :D
<3
xxPlaugePrincess
VideoKidxx 3 years ago 11
why dues this remind me of the mad hatter? femail version.. lol it rocks!!
anarchypig 3 years ago 12
O_O Wow, it does...
This song is awesome, lol. ^_^
GiniroKitsune 3 years ago
This was replying to the Mad Hatter comment, lol.
GiniroKitsune 3 years ago
wow loads of thumbs up i rule ^_^
anarchypig 3 years ago
heyy why did my comment get deleted!!!
anarchypig 3 years ago
"And if I ruined your life I'd be filled with pride"
LaughterAtMyFuneral 3 years ago 10
I like the pic^^
Iamverydirty 3 years ago 3
how did you make this?
les995 3 years ago
With Photoshop and Windows Movie Maker.
wingedzephyr 3 years ago
thnx
les995 3 years ago
I definitely want to learn to play this song. It's awesome
kiek 3 years ago 4
I want to learn it as well, but there is no sheet music of emilie. there are some chords. but that's all.
o0oXDarkxLolitaXo0o 3 years ago
Try her forum ;-)
RevancheBelle 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
reminded me of
Public Enemy - Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya Man
MattHolck 3 years ago
Haha, this is so mean, but funny :P
SoffoO 3 years ago 7
i feel the same way!!!!
jennluvssublime 3 years ago
It's beautiful
LaughterAtMyFuneral 4 years ago 6
I need a link to download this
my history class wants to hear it!!
this is my favorite song by her
ArtfulDeidara1 4 years ago 10
anyone know what inspired this magical piece?
xXemilieXautumnXx 4 years ago 4
absolutely gorgeous song and vdeo.
thank you for sharing.
mitsukoaires 4 years ago 3
:O Where can I find this song.
What album?
VampyrKree 4 years ago 2
It's not on an album. You can only find it available for download online.
wingedzephyr 4 years ago
where can you download it?
DaveyAuberylover 4 years ago
BatteredRose(dot)com should have it.
wingedzephyr 4 years ago
thank you
DaveyAuberylover 4 years ago 2
Eep I can't find it on there.
VampyrKree 4 years ago
I typed it into google and ...searched from there.... I forgot the address, but I kept clicking the links and found it.....sorry
DaveyAuberylover 4 years ago 3
You can find it at Emilieautumn(dot)de
thes1n 4 years ago
I love how she says "grey" <33
GlasherzXx 4 years ago 2
kfrjhgsdkfhj this song is awesome
ahahhaha XD
XxBackToTheAsylumxX 4 years ago 2
emilie just keeps getting better with every gem she tosses our way
deedee0079 4 years ago 9
I LOVE IT
don't blame me for that muffins ;D
9KKrmp 4 years ago 8
I fell in love with this song straight away. I could listen to it all day long <3 ^^
RebecqueLouise 4 years ago 6
This song is so cool!
Happy and mean at the same time:D
I want to play this at the piano, but I can't find any notes:(
This song really rocks^^
kimkommer 4 years ago 3
God she is so unique.I love it.
aShLeY90909090909090 4 years ago 4
nice song, but what exactly is the 'jane brooks project'?? o o'
ChibiPandaAssassin 4 years ago 2
It's EA, but under an alter ego of hers.
wingedzephyr 4 years ago
This song is so beautifully evil:D like it
VaaniKevin 4 years ago 3
I like this song a lot. Very witty. :P
StarShine480 4 years ago 3
I love emilie autumn. no matter the kind of music she's playing, the lyrics are always that special kind of fucked up.
necrolet 4 years ago 3
Damn, thats an insult. "Your Dog was never your Best friend anyway..." I like this song.
pashchan 4 years ago 3
THAT'S AMAZING! I've wanted to hear that song forever and here it is! Thank you so so so much for uploading this.
TheAnimePimpette 4 years ago 3
That was absolutely beautiful!
CartomancerManaKun 4 years ago 3
i love this song! it's the best happy song witha hint of mean lyrics! BUT I LOVE ITT!
I LOVE YOU EA!
breanalove 4 years ago 5