You do know that Southpark constantly makes fun of mormons right? They even did an entire episode where they debunk mormonism point by point. I highly recommend you watch that one.
ive watched that one. and they didnt really debunk mormonsim more just said what they believed in.. which made it funny to watch. like the scientology episiode
"they didnt really debunk mormonsim more just said what they believed in"
Except, they did. Joseph Smith was a previously-outed con artist. He claimed to have seen magical golden plates that disappeared before anyone else saw them, and he claimed that the native Americans are a lost tribe of Israel. Genetic testing proved that to be a lie, too.
Wow. if you people could only see the truth, and feel the happiness of knowing whats right. you dond think god can hear prayers but i can call someone in china and reach them instantly with a cell phone. our brains give off electric waves, as do cell phones, lets say there is a God (i know there is) don't you think that answering prayers would be the smallest of his accomplishments. uhg. i hope anyone who has anything negative to say. has investigated not just gone off what their friends think.
"At this season of the winter solstice may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
I think if I were to start a religion called, "The Church of the Golden Dildo", and spread the word to gullible people for 100 years, in that future... people would actually think its real and kill each other over an imaginary golden dildo god.
see, read it and youll find out the truth, you saying that a big bang came out of nothing, without reading anything, it ten billion times as ridicullis as what i am saying about the Bible. read the Bible before you say somthing about it, you have to read somthing before you judge it, READ IT FIRST, then judge it for your self.
first of all, its called having faith, and you still ignore the fact about your ridiculous bang out of nothing theory, which is absolute no evidence in science, science has given us much evidence, a single human cell is so complexed thats its impossible for life to evolved. look it up for self on youtube, im rediculous for saying that a creator created somthing that has evidence and such a single human cell so complexed, and you with ( a big bang out of thin air)
No proof of the big bang? THERE IS NO PROOF OF GOD!
There is more proof of evolution and a big bang than there is (or will ever be) of a god. I would love to link you to some scientific websites explaining evolution or the big bang but you cant post links here.
Its almost proven that the big bang happend. Did you not hear about the big experiment in sweden?
Your so ignorant and blind with your "faith" to even consider that its all a huge lie. Give me scientific proof there is a god.
first of all, like i said before, there is no way for evolution to happen do to human cell so complexed and especially the human eye, plus you have not given me a proof how the big bang happend, oh ya, BIG BAAANNGG OUTTT OOOFF NOOTHHIIINNNGG, oh ya, real proof there. like i said, read the Bible before you critisise it. saying im ignorant when theres proof for GOD, and no proof for big bag out of nothing, its absolutely insane. listen to your self buddy, big BANNGGG, out of NNOOTHHHINNG.
What is the proof for god? Dont say the bible because thats just a fucking book. There is more proof for evoluion and the big bang than a God. Thats plain fucking fact.
Im not going to sit here and argue with a close minded nutcase. Go pray to a invisible man in the sky who hears billions of people at once.
(Dont comment back and say I have no proof for evolution or big bang because YOU DONT HAVE PROOF FOR YOUR "GOD" EATHER!and I was raised christan so I am not closed minded)
>there is no way for evolution to happen do to human cell so complexed and especially the human eye
You're not very educated are you? Home-schooled perhaps? The eye created a major evolutionary jump for life on earth. But then you probably think jesus rode a dinosaur so nevermind.
>Madalyn Murray O'Hair called him an unemployed bum who mooched off everybody
He did but he knew a lot of parlor tricks, and even a few animal acts like pinching a snakes neck to make it stiffen and look like a stick. So he wasn't so bad to have around. Not like peter. He would just mope around. No humor. No money. No wine or weed or anything. If you needed help he'd start and mysteriously disappear. That's where the petered-out term comes from. At least judas had a job and a personality.
one thing we belive that we will go to the Celstrian Kingdom(sun)Telesrial(Moon)Telestrial(star) and in the new testement yes of the bible it says God has comened that you will go to the sun the moon or the star look it up
read the Bible better, mormons are false religion, stop listening to what your parents tell you and actually read the whole Bible and youll find out its wrong, no offense.
LOL, Mormonism isn't a false religion. I don't know if there is a such thing as a false religion...except for maybe those suicide cults in the 70's and 80's.
WOW nice comment that really changed all of our minds is that really the best you got. hahaha your retarded man you crack me up please post more idiotic statements like this so i can laugh at them
good for you man! Good to hear that you are finding it great. I love it more than anything else in the world, as I'm sure you do as well. Keep on going and continue to do what you feel is right.
i tried to seduce a mormon boy. we were chatting quite nicely and exchanging glances, but his god damn mormon buddy came and dragged him away. by odd coincedence, his mormon pal was on the other side of the road, trying to convert one of my best friends who i hadnt noticed was there, so me and my friend went to his house and got drunk. so you cant say mormons dont bring people together
I went to my friends house and there were 2 mormon boys walking around to people's houses(trying to convert people i guess). They reminded me of the hitler youth, blond hair, same exact clothes, same hair, blue eyes, walked exactly the same. It was kind of scary.
Mary..what exactly is one step away? please, share your vast knowledge of my religion with everyone. I mean, you know so much about it, you must be one.
they try to control you. I grew up a mormon and when I was in young womens they kept calling and calling and calling to try to get me to go to the activites when I clearly said I didn't want to. They kept saying "come on its going to be fun". They also tried to get me to go to that stupid girls camp. I already hate camping why do we have to do religious things? thats their idea of fun? please they don't even know what fun is.
I guess people who want the best for you are evil huh . I am sorry your a weenie with no friends who is to chicken shit to camp. I am not Mormon but my friends are and I know they arent evil.
Want the best for me? please. They don't want the best for anyone. And how do you know I have no friends? I have PLENTY of friends. Probably more than youd do. And I grew up mormon so I think I would know more about them mor than you do
How do you know they dont want the best for anyone? MMMM.. Not by the sound of it getting your panties all in a bunch, that you have friends , defensive defensive ha ha! You know more than me I have studied them very closely and have moved all over USA and been to alot of wards. I know more than you. And if I dont isnt it funny that someone who hates them know more ha ha why maybe cuz its true ha ha done!!
dude.. you got it all wrong, they do want the best for everyone, and have you ever found it interesting as to why people tend to hate Mormons the most you know why because Satan tempts them to the devil does not want you to go to heaven he wants you to go down to the terrestrial kingdom he wants you to hate Mormons so that there is less of a chance of you to get converted to be one Im not bashing other religions Im only saying the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints is the correct church
um...wow.... the church is trying to get you active because u were falling away im an active young women member and its sad to see girls fall away and when unactive girls come to church it brightens everyone else up... girls camp roxs because we meet new people and camping is fun!!!
I find it funny that many Mormon's like this video as they think it gives them some sort of validation. Keep in mind Trey and Matt also made an episode that called anyone who believed Joseph Smith's claims, "Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb!"
I wouldnt say that many or even any , maybe a little of them like 5 , but your over shooting it. Every Mormon knows the South Park makers are totally anti-Mormon, we are just laughing along with it , because its really the only episode that is funny. So I am sorry you dont research , before you spew out accusations* .
I've seen that episode so what? It's sp dude they make fun of everything of every single religion of every single thing. No one says that SP makes mormons look good. SP doesn't make anything look good.
I hope all u realize that the creators or writers of South Park are simply mocking the Mormon religion! this video is not made to please or take the side of the LDS church..
ha ha i live in the heart of SLC. this is funny. i dont care what you say. show some humor. south park makes fun of EVERYTHING. so if im going to laugh at other peoples religions or cultures then i better be prepared to laugh at my own. i am a strong mormon and i love my religion. this is funny though. and another fun fact is that the creators of south park were mormon......until they created south park ha ha
ahh Daniel! how would you know! I think people should try other religions! I'm trying Buddhist concepts and im Mormon. I would like to Major in the study of religion! whatever its called. as I said before any one of any religion can go to heaven not just Mormons! =)
YOu all are fuckin idiots...except for my love Galinda15...ALl religions, in the popels mind are thr right ones...it is pointless to argue about it...and no morons do not rock....who would trust a 14 yr old w. dah world?
Woe that's not fair ha ha I just stood up for peace of mind, I'm not directly arguing religion. I just told all of those antagonists to cool it. So you guys live in SLC?
anyone arguing over religion, just stop..its pointless, this video was funny...Go watch my Video "where is God" for a more serious side of the world...stop living in your little bubbles
lol and why do you say that? I just said he exists to me.(read paragraph above) but my belief is different than traditional beliefs, I just don't see him in the same light that most denominations depict him.
Well considering I refer to him as God, I would imagine he's something we couldn't comprehend, our time isn't necessarily his time. Gods eternity is something more than our material minds could fathom so let it be the mystery it is. Instead of wallowing in your own confusion, just look ahead at what you can do to be a better person.
No evolution created by the lord (yes I'm an active Mormon. Living in the capitol of it all...ugg)and this isn't entirely true other domination's can go to heaven.
I believe God is master of calculation, I think through causation God knows how to manipulate life without interfering with it. I think he caused evolution, he worked with reality not magic. That's a quick unsatisfying summary of what I think particularly on your question. Unfortunately I have to go. talk to you later my Ghetto pal
p.s. That question can be asnwered a million ways so try 'What if there's no afterlife?'
well if there is no afterlife then when i die, I will probably be in the same place i was 19 years and some months ago...But you know if there is a God..I want him to let me watch all the footage of my life...now that would be tight...or I would ask that foo to let me come back on earth as somone else but with my same Brain, now that would be tight, and if he says no then I will just say "all man" in swipy the swipers voice
Hahaha hell yeah man! I would just watch history all over again to see what wasn't recorded, from like a thousand years after the first fire was made..that would be cool. I mean it would seem like a waste of time but then again..It's eternity..who's counting?
Well, you should really take your own advice, young person. Grow up a little, get a little more real world experience, and pretty soon you'll realize that the Mormon religion is nothing but a fantasy.
and?? Ha ha I did take my advice. Live and let live man..unless it threatens your existence..in which case defend yourself. Last time I checked though Mormons weren't blowing shit up and exterminating my loved ones..I'm pretty sure it's nothing to fret over. I'm doing what I preach and until some tragic event changes my mind I honestly admire their sense of peace.
I tend to keep myself at peace often, it's exactly what real Christianity is based upon, it's peace. Not that I'm perfect obviously but I'm just saying it's the principles that matter, not whether or not Adam and Eve existed, not if Noah did what he did, or if Elijah translated. It's the principle that matters. If everyone followed the guidance of Jesus I guarantee the world would never have the problems it has today..with the exception of famine and natural disasters.
I can also guarantee you that if everyone followed the teachings of the Original Buddha, we would have an even better conception of harmony, but that doesn't matter. With the dozens upon dozens of polytheistic AND monotheistic religions worldwide, there will be conflict.
Unless one of the churches feel like stepping down, like say, Catholicism, we won't ever have the kind of unity you're talking about.
I say Catholicism because they're the ones with schools being publicly funded.
Lol I was going to say..Yeah well those schools aren't free and I have met some ppl who aren't even Catholic but they go there simply for education. I know what you mean, but like I keep saying, it's principle that matters. Yes like Buddha or Jesus Christ, their teachings were, in my judgment, full of divine purpose and light. I also agree that pride should be let go, we are cast in the same mold, nothing should make one of us more superior than the other.
I'd have to say if you consider yourself a Christian then why don't you actually live by his teachings instead of doing what you want and pretending like he's on your side. I've met a lot of Mormons and they're nice ppl, even if they're wack. It's principle that really matters, not age old none sense, and if you're here ridiculing another for their belief then you lack principle my friend. Besides this SP thing is a joke, just laugh and stop thinking about it so hard.
..Only like three of those were actually accurate..lol but I know what you're saying..It doesn't matter if someone believes the sun is carried by a chariot, if some one believes in resurrection of their bodies, if dances cause rain (as silly as it is)..I do agree that practices that promote direct sacrifice or anything concerning the taking of lives should be shunned..that just doesn't make sense..
For one thing though,in Islam,if that's what you're talking about,they don't necessarily believe that killing produces virgins,it's a distorted belief.Any good will in general, or in Gods name, accumulates bounty in the after life (Including virgins) and things like God stopping the sun,yes although pretty much impossible,shouldn't be a burden on your mind,if someone really believes that,then what's the point of bashing their beliefs? It makes no difference,you're just wasting your breathe.
Yeah I forgot to change that. I did notice.Well that's your choice. Technically it's bullying though..No body likes a bully. Just let it be dude, if someone believes something then let them believe it so long as it doesn't threaten you existence.
Well in the case of this SP video I agree with you, ppl should keep their belief to themselves and not put up things like 'Mormons rule', but if you enter comments like these and the persist to argue and cause commotion than you're just as ridiculous as the ppl you're fighting. If I walk into a room and there's a guy wearing a kilt I don't run up and start shit with him because he's not dressed normal, what's the point? just let it be! okay pumpkin?
Pumpkin? Sure thing, kid. Maybe when you grow up you'll have some common sense.
You know what, I really don't care if you think I'm "causing a commontion" or not. The Mormon religion is bunk. It's made up and has no basis in reality.
It's too tempting. Besides Gramps, maybe some ppl just follow it for its 'principles'..In any case you're right I shouldn't bother reading these. Maybe one day you'll settle for total peace...Do you happen to like Tool by any chance?
Religion is a problem because it's taken out of context too easily. Any time you apply something to everyday life, you're taking it out of the original context, and that can be dangerous.
Now, the there are enough people who are debunking Mormonism here for me to need to join in, but suffice it to say you're better off as a free-thinking Christian.
Yeah I know, I know that some things are ridiculous, it's only dangerous when commandments conflict eachother. So ppl say they kill in the name of God, but isn't killing against the commandments? That's when I consider it dangerous, basically hypocrisy. I don't know if you agree with me or not but I don't think just applying it to our daily life is wrong.
I'm talking about peace with the world, not just yourself, even though that is very important. Just living at ease with the flow of things as long as it doesn't harm you. Tool is a rock band..they're interesting and have a lot of philosophy and such intertwined in their music. I like them.
I think it's funny that people attack Mormons basically for believing different than they. If you're a Christian don't you think it's a little Digressive to be bashing on your neighbor? Gentiles were still children of God, Jesus to taught to love your enemies. Not saying anyone is and enemy here but you get the idea..
i could care less whether or not you're racist, polygamists, or what your intelligence level is. i am concerned with the fact that the mormon religion, like all other religions, is false, and takes in money on a false promise that people will be rewarded in heaven for all eternity. your life is fragile, fleeting, and precious. don't waste it worshipping an imaginary man. and btw, eternal life is the worst torture one could endure. sure, the first million years are good, but eternity... no thanks
its funny to, usually in tv shows, even South Park there making fun of us, theres another one that south park has mormons being the "saved" ones its were heaven is overcrowded,good stuff
Actually we don't believe in hell the way people think of it but if you think have the audacity to say anyone will burn it hell then it will probably be you!
you have just demonstrated your complete and total ignorance, and a devastating failure to employ the most rudimentary logic. plz, think for yourself for once instead of just trying to come up with an argument against my point.
either that, or you are forgetting that i am not as gullible and stupid as your mormon friends, and therefore will not be swayed by your bullshitting. there is absolutely no reason to say that 17th century diction is pure or that 19th century diction is slang
Oh... ok. So, he wrote like that just because he felt like it, then. You're forgetting that he had a grade 3 education. You're saying that this dialect was not used in that day. So, did he take an advanced language course at Oxford or something like that or did he invent the 17th century diction as well. It never existed. Joe Smith made it up... :)
he copied it, and it shows in his writing. just because he only had an official 3rd grade education does not mean he never read anything on his own or learned anything beyond the 3rd grade level. with a bit of reading one could easily copy an older diction and what i'm saying is that he copied older sounding english in order to make the book of mormon sound more like the bible. it's not even perfect 17th century diction anyway, more like 19th century with 17th century words thrown in.
mormons think that there are many gods who each control their own planet and that when they die if they're good enough they will get their own planet to control. they think god is a physical being living on a planet orbiting some other star. they think that jews were living in america thousands of years ago.
you wonder why there aren't many converts to mormonism? that's why. anybody outside the religion can see the ridiculousness of it, but the ones brought up in it can't.
actually,no it doesn't. it's the fastest growing because mormons think they're supposed to have a shitload of kids to increase their chances of acheiving godhood or some shit. their conversion rates are lower than catholicism. also, it doesn't matter what denomination christian you re because god doesn't exist and they're all retarded.
mormons are just especially ridiculous; kinda liek the scientology of christian denominations
Why would this vid be under Comedy? It's not funny at all. Proof that you don't know a thing about Mormonism.
XxExplosiveCookiexX 3 years ago
Fuck mormons. Nerds on bikes, talking about Jeremiah Smith or whatever the fuck. Wow UTAH is the sacred LAND.. absolute utter bullshit.
LaurenceWoodrow 3 years ago
dude you dont know the first thing about mormons so pipe it
lilparkerwrestler09 3 years ago
Proof you dont know a thing about mormons
mjolnir18889 3 years ago
this isn't proof momos rock its proof that a dirty scumb bag like you would put this on youtube
toajaller1 3 years ago
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phatbenji94 3 years ago
the creators of south park are mormon
phatbenji94 3 years ago
"the creators of south park are mormon"
No, they're not. They mock mormons at every turn.
FreePlay 3 years ago
they only made this to make fun of mormons :p
toajaller1 3 years ago
You do know that Southpark constantly makes fun of mormons right? They even did an entire episode where they debunk mormonism point by point. I highly recommend you watch that one.
TheWhiteOctopus 3 years ago 3
ive watched that one. and they didnt really debunk mormonsim more just said what they believed in.. which made it funny to watch. like the scientology episiode
Aaronrulz1 3 years ago
"they didnt really debunk mormonsim more just said what they believed in"
Except, they did. Joseph Smith was a previously-outed con artist. He claimed to have seen magical golden plates that disappeared before anyone else saw them, and he claimed that the native Americans are a lost tribe of Israel. Genetic testing proved that to be a lie, too.
FreePlay 3 years ago
This video makes me feel so good that I'm a mormon. Well most of the churches aren't bad but they just don't have the complete gospel...
KirbyStar555 3 years ago
haha, funny shit. add me and subscribe please.
krakadon 3 years ago
that was funny haha
CrunkinLiLy 3 years ago
mormons prey on ignorant people
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uiwqe 3 years ago
stupid aint it??just like the lds church.
uiwqe 3 years ago
we are not stupid. we have different beliefs. thank you.
haaaaaaailey 3 years ago
yes..different beliefs, different Jesus, different God, different prophet, different Mointain meadows massacre..very different cult
theTruthNotLies 3 years ago 2
Every Catholic knows that there is no salvation outside the Catholic faith! Sheeeesh! Mormons are dumb.
BeatBuddy 3 years ago
>Every Catholic knows that there is no salvation outside the Catholic faith! Sheeeesh! Mormons are dumb.
LOL. Yeah. Or just ask a krishna. Oh wait. Nevermind.
TheStrangeRanger 3 years ago
I want nothing to do with Krishnas. I'm a voracious carnivore and vegetarians are not my cup of tea.
BeatBuddy 3 years ago
>I want nothing to do with Krishnas. I'm a voracious carnivore
You don't have to eat them. But if you do see any please kick a few of them in the nads for me. I'll pay you $12 a nad. Up to 24 nads a day.
TheStrangeRanger 3 years ago
They do wear fine silks, got to admit.
BeatBuddy 3 years ago
black people are funny
hossnlou 3 years ago
Wow. if you people could only see the truth, and feel the happiness of knowing whats right. you dond think god can hear prayers but i can call someone in china and reach them instantly with a cell phone. our brains give off electric waves, as do cell phones, lets say there is a God (i know there is) don't you think that answering prayers would be the smallest of his accomplishments. uhg. i hope anyone who has anything negative to say. has investigated not just gone off what their friends think.
negrojewface 3 years ago
>if you people could only see the truth, and feel the happiness of knowing whats right.
Ya there's no way anyone could know what's right without being told first by your imaginary friend. How could we be so out of touch?
TheStrangeRanger 3 years ago
"At this season of the winter solstice may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
evilstewie999 3 years ago
This movie is DEAD on. haha
AKChiller 3 years ago
All religions are a joke. There is no Heaven, there is no Hell, and there is no invisible man in the sky watching everything at the same time.
TexasBroski 3 years ago
I think if I were to start a religion called, "The Church of the Golden Dildo", and spread the word to gullible people for 100 years, in that future... people would actually think its real and kill each other over an imaginary golden dildo god.
xawesomexelix 3 years ago
somthing had to create the world, so there is a Jesus Christ, read the Bible and youll find out
narutogamerps3 3 years ago
The Big Bang created the world and universe, a man in the sky didnt. Humans are here due to evolution, read a science book and youll find out.
TexasBroski 3 years ago
where did the big bang come from? exactly.
read the Bible and there is your proof.
the big bang couldnt come from nothing. you should look at the evidence.
narutogamerps3 3 years ago
Evidence in a book? Thats like me saying Harry Potter proves people can fly around on broomsticks.
Get real man.
TexasBroski 3 years ago
see, read it and youll find out the truth, you saying that a big bang came out of nothing, without reading anything, it ten billion times as ridicullis as what i am saying about the Bible. read the Bible before you say somthing about it, you have to read somthing before you judge it, READ IT FIRST, then judge it for your self.
narutogamerps3 3 years ago
I was raised baptist. My mom took me and my family to church every sunday. Ive read some of the bible and ive heard most of it.
Ink typed onto a piece of paper doesnt prove shit.
TexasBroski 3 years ago
first of all, its called having faith, and you still ignore the fact about your ridiculous bang out of nothing theory, which is absolute no evidence in science, science has given us much evidence, a single human cell is so complexed thats its impossible for life to evolved. look it up for self on youtube, im rediculous for saying that a creator created somthing that has evidence and such a single human cell so complexed, and you with ( a big bang out of thin air)
narutogamerps3 3 years ago
No proof of the big bang? THERE IS NO PROOF OF GOD!
There is more proof of evolution and a big bang than there is (or will ever be) of a god. I would love to link you to some scientific websites explaining evolution or the big bang but you cant post links here.
Its almost proven that the big bang happend. Did you not hear about the big experiment in sweden?
Your so ignorant and blind with your "faith" to even consider that its all a huge lie. Give me scientific proof there is a god.
TexasBroski 3 years ago
first of all, like i said before, there is no way for evolution to happen do to human cell so complexed and especially the human eye, plus you have not given me a proof how the big bang happend, oh ya, BIG BAAANNGG OUTTT OOOFF NOOTHHIIINNNGG, oh ya, real proof there. like i said, read the Bible before you critisise it. saying im ignorant when theres proof for GOD, and no proof for big bag out of nothing, its absolutely insane. listen to your self buddy, big BANNGGG, out of NNOOTHHHINNG.
narutogamerps3 3 years ago
What is the proof for god? Dont say the bible because thats just a fucking book. There is more proof for evoluion and the big bang than a God. Thats plain fucking fact.
Im not going to sit here and argue with a close minded nutcase. Go pray to a invisible man in the sky who hears billions of people at once.
(Dont comment back and say I have no proof for evolution or big bang because YOU DONT HAVE PROOF FOR YOUR "GOD" EATHER!and I was raised christan so I am not closed minded)
TexasBroski 3 years ago
>there is no way for evolution to happen do to human cell so complexed and especially the human eye
You're not very educated are you? Home-schooled perhaps? The eye created a major evolutionary jump for life on earth. But then you probably think jesus rode a dinosaur so nevermind.
TheStrangeRanger 3 years ago
Riding a dinosaur...that honor belongs to Fred Flintstone.
BeatBuddy 3 years ago
>Riding a dinosaur...that honor belongs to Fred Flintstone.
Jesus didn't have a job. Well unless you call street performance a job.
But he rode a raptor. At least it looks like a raptor.
There's a picture of them here
watch?v=H_uRHhv1tQg&feature=channel_page
TheStrangeRanger 3 years ago
Madalyn Murray O'Hair called him an unemployed bum who mooched off everybody. I know some people just like that.
BeatBuddy 3 years ago
>Madalyn Murray O'Hair called him an unemployed bum who mooched off everybody
He did but he knew a lot of parlor tricks, and even a few animal acts like pinching a snakes neck to make it stiffen and look like a stick. So he wasn't so bad to have around. Not like peter. He would just mope around. No humor. No money. No wine or weed or anything. If you needed help he'd start and mysteriously disappear. That's where the petered-out term comes from. At least judas had a job and a personality.
TheStrangeRanger 3 years ago
your all sad... why cant you just find it funny and get on with your lives :)
(Y)
(im protestant before anyone messages me)
swofzie123 3 years ago
Ha ha ha! Mormons keep dreaming you´re the only true faíth and be surprised where you end up!
trinus7 3 years ago
one thing we belive that we will go to the Celstrian Kingdom(sun)Telesrial(Moon)Telestrial(star) and in the new testement yes of the bible it says God has comened that you will go to the sun the moon or the star look it up
appleydog6 3 years ago
read the Bible better, mormons are false religion, stop listening to what your parents tell you and actually read the whole Bible and youll find out its wrong, no offense.
narutogamerps3 3 years ago
LOL, Mormonism isn't a false religion. I don't know if there is a such thing as a false religion...except for maybe those suicide cults in the 70's and 80's.
SJamesGray 3 years ago
lol no you.
mohanico 3 years ago
umm yeah south park contradicts what really happens thus making it funny so no its the mormons in hell
lalawlaw 3 years ago
this cartoon is off,,the mormons are in hell.cuase its a false religion made by a con man named joey smith!!
uiwqe 3 years ago
WOW nice comment that really changed all of our minds is that really the best you got. hahaha your retarded man you crack me up please post more idiotic statements like this so i can laugh at them
paladin9012 3 years ago
Haha go mormons!!!
dkay114 3 years ago
The guide to hell looks like the lead singer of the Decemberists!
RRFBINH 3 years ago
Lol. I can't believe this guy can't see they are clearly making fun of Mormons!
LCMS FTW!
1Crusader4God 3 years ago
mormons=sheep
kellyemu 3 years ago
mormons=sheep that follows their shepherd (Jesus Christ).
I guess you're right kelly
martidw 3 years ago
we are all sheep. some are smart to follow a master, some are not so smart who think they can find their way by blazing their own trail.
RainbowTrigger 3 years ago
I just converted , and it does ROCK.
Mormons are the most caring, compassionate, honest people you will ever meet. PERIOD!
pillsbury09 3 years ago
good for you man! Good to hear that you are finding it great. I love it more than anything else in the world, as I'm sure you do as well. Keep on going and continue to do what you feel is right.
gorrillaunit18 3 years ago
Please dont rip on other religions, you dont hear us mormong ripping on you guys..
Tehdancers 3 years ago
i tried to seduce a mormon boy. we were chatting quite nicely and exchanging glances, but his god damn mormon buddy came and dragged him away. by odd coincedence, his mormon pal was on the other side of the road, trying to convert one of my best friends who i hadnt noticed was there, so me and my friend went to his house and got drunk. so you cant say mormons dont bring people together
reltonpelton 3 years ago
ahahahha yes we rule
GreatWhiteShark227 3 years ago 2
If it looks like a cult, quacks like cult, feels like a cult....It might just be one.
Memphionik 3 years ago
I went to my friends house and there were 2 mormon boys walking around to people's houses(trying to convert people i guess). They reminded me of the hitler youth, blond hair, same exact clothes, same hair, blue eyes, walked exactly the same. It was kind of scary.
3halfshadows 3 years ago
ROFL....this is hillarious!
shaunamom4 3 years ago
religion is bullshit. but it helps alot of people who are stupid and dont know what is right and wrong in life.
lepexi 3 years ago
im mormon
and american
and im proud!
wooo hooooooo
and tht is the correct answer
THE MORMONS!
walkergirl111 3 years ago
Love that one!
jaarhday 3 years ago
Stupid mormons!
NO ON PROP 8!!!!!!!!!!
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
That worked out real well for you, didn't it?
ozemc 3 years ago
yes it did thank you
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
mary..a little late with that aren't ya? lol
shaunamom4 3 years ago
wtf??? mormons is one step away from a cult. Its true.
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
LOL...you are hillarious. Are you one of the people that think this video isnt funny? cmon now, you are a little young to not see humor. chillax
shaunamom4 3 years ago
Its not funny cause its not true. Mormons are evil
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
jerk :(
riku1168 3 years ago
your a jerk!
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
Mary..what exactly is one step away? please, share your vast knowledge of my religion with everyone. I mean, you know so much about it, you must be one.
shaunamom4 3 years ago
they try to control you. I grew up a mormon and when I was in young womens they kept calling and calling and calling to try to get me to go to the activites when I clearly said I didn't want to. They kept saying "come on its going to be fun". They also tried to get me to go to that stupid girls camp. I already hate camping why do we have to do religious things? thats their idea of fun? please they don't even know what fun is.
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
I guess people who want the best for you are evil huh . I am sorry your a weenie with no friends who is to chicken shit to camp. I am not Mormon but my friends are and I know they arent evil.
echonight92 3 years ago
Want the best for me? please. They don't want the best for anyone. And how do you know I have no friends? I have PLENTY of friends. Probably more than youd do. And I grew up mormon so I think I would know more about them mor than you do
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
How do you know they dont want the best for anyone? MMMM.. Not by the sound of it getting your panties all in a bunch, that you have friends , defensive defensive ha ha! You know more than me I have studied them very closely and have moved all over USA and been to alot of wards. I know more than you. And if I dont isnt it funny that someone who hates them know more ha ha why maybe cuz its true ha ha done!!
echonight92 3 years ago
yeah I studied them for umm about 18 years I quit going there since I moved out of my moms house.
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
mormons are awesome!!!!!
hockeygoon79 3 years ago
oh yaa!!!!! we rock!~!!
smexy1lexie 3 years ago
ha ha ok good for you , but we already discussed this via page comments. Thanks for the Debate.
echonight92 3 years ago
dude.. you got it all wrong, they do want the best for everyone, and have you ever found it interesting as to why people tend to hate Mormons the most you know why because Satan tempts them to the devil does not want you to go to heaven he wants you to go down to the terrestrial kingdom he wants you to hate Mormons so that there is less of a chance of you to get converted to be one Im not bashing other religions Im only saying the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints is the correct church
nygaardn12345678 3 years ago
Whoa dude hold on you got it all wrong. You must have missread my comment. I am totally on your side bro. Re Read it.
echonight92 3 years ago
um...wow.... the church is trying to get you active because u were falling away im an active young women member and its sad to see girls fall away and when unactive girls come to church it brightens everyone else up... girls camp roxs because we meet new people and camping is fun!!!
smexy1lexie 3 years ago
what if I wanted to fall away? and I hate camping ew bugs
MaryEWinstead1fan 3 years ago
yes mary!!! tell us...
smexy1lexie 3 years ago
I find it funny that many Mormon's like this video as they think it gives them some sort of validation. Keep in mind Trey and Matt also made an episode that called anyone who believed Joseph Smith's claims, "Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb!"
hectanooga 3 years ago
I wouldnt say that many or even any , maybe a little of them like 5 , but your over shooting it. Every Mormon knows the South Park makers are totally anti-Mormon, we are just laughing along with it , because its really the only episode that is funny. So I am sorry you dont research , before you spew out accusations* .
echonight92 3 years ago
I guess you can argue about semantics all day, but by many I meant, most of the mormons I know.
hectanooga 3 years ago
You must live in a strangely populated area
echonight92 3 years ago
Hey if mormon missionaries every come to your' house to talk to you i would let them in (well its ur choice) but i cant wait to serve my mission!
TLeventhebest 3 years ago
easy mans!!! only its SP hahahha taht is funny!! i mormon!!! i proude!!!
adrianete87 3 years ago
Haha, you think South Park makes Mormons look good?
Well check out this SP episode about Mormon History:
youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=UNLCs00yW94
Tique07 3 years ago
sorry this is the URL:
youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=UNLCs00yW94
Tique07 3 years ago
well damn, it keeps putting a space b/t the y & the W, just delete the space
Tique07 3 years ago
I've seen that episode so what? It's sp dude they make fun of everything of every single religion of every single thing. No one says that SP makes mormons look good. SP doesn't make anything look good.
iwbtssothy 3 years ago
I AM A MORMON AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!
allanahcullen216 3 years ago
I hope all u realize that the creators or writers of South Park are simply mocking the Mormon religion! this video is not made to please or take the side of the LDS church..
vineyard09 3 years ago
its the LSD church now there all getting 'high'
DeepGlue555 3 years ago
I liv north of SLC...that is all i will say...and Galinda...I am sorry...SOME mormons rock...most of them piss me off tho...
dannyscheller 3 years ago
ha ha i live in the heart of SLC. this is funny. i dont care what you say. show some humor. south park makes fun of EVERYTHING. so if im going to laugh at other peoples religions or cultures then i better be prepared to laugh at my own. i am a strong mormon and i love my religion. this is funny though. and another fun fact is that the creators of south park were mormon......until they created south park ha ha
spionkid 3 years ago 2
LOL!! i'm mormon too^^ "until they created south park" heeheehee, oh that's rich ^w^
akuarashi 3 years ago
Hey, I live in SLC. Well not directly in the heart i live in WVC UT. Were they really mormons that created south park?
TLeventhebest 3 years ago
ahh Daniel! how would you know! I think people should try other religions! I'm trying Buddhist concepts and im Mormon. I would like to Major in the study of religion! whatever its called. as I said before any one of any religion can go to heaven not just Mormons! =)
Galinda15 3 years ago
YOu all are fuckin idiots...except for my love Galinda15...ALl religions, in the popels mind are thr right ones...it is pointless to argue about it...and no morons do not rock....who would trust a 14 yr old w. dah world?
dannyscheller 3 years ago
Woe that's not fair ha ha I just stood up for peace of mind, I'm not directly arguing religion. I just told all of those antagonists to cool it. So you guys live in SLC?
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
um yea we do,and we believe in jesus and the holy ghost
Magcjrks 3 years ago
anyone arguing over religion, just stop..its pointless, this video was funny...Go watch my Video "where is God" for a more serious side of the world...stop living in your little bubbles
tghetto5 3 years ago
Bubble? lol I almost agree but God exists to me. I don't see him the way a lot of people do though..and South Park is Hilarious!
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
you dont believe in god
tghetto5 3 years ago
lol and why do you say that? I just said he exists to me.(read paragraph above) but my belief is different than traditional beliefs, I just don't see him in the same light that most denominations depict him.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
so do you believe God is watching you all the time???
tghetto5 3 years ago
Well considering I refer to him as God, I would imagine he's something we couldn't comprehend, our time isn't necessarily his time. Gods eternity is something more than our material minds could fathom so let it be the mystery it is. Instead of wallowing in your own confusion, just look ahead at what you can do to be a better person.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
so do you think this "god" made evolution or do you not believe that evolution is right?? do you think there is a force behind Natural selection??
tghetto5 3 years ago
No evolution created by the lord (yes I'm an active Mormon. Living in the capitol of it all...ugg)and this isn't entirely true other domination's can go to heaven.
Galinda15 3 years ago
what if there is no heaven???
tghetto5 3 years ago
I believe God is master of calculation, I think through causation God knows how to manipulate life without interfering with it. I think he caused evolution, he worked with reality not magic. That's a quick unsatisfying summary of what I think particularly on your question. Unfortunately I have to go. talk to you later my Ghetto pal
p.s. That question can be asnwered a million ways so try 'What if there's no afterlife?'
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
well if there is no afterlife then when i die, I will probably be in the same place i was 19 years and some months ago...But you know if there is a God..I want him to let me watch all the footage of my life...now that would be tight...or I would ask that foo to let me come back on earth as somone else but with my same Brain, now that would be tight, and if he says no then I will just say "all man" in swipy the swipers voice
tghetto5 3 years ago
Hahaha hell yeah man! I would just watch history all over again to see what wasn't recorded, from like a thousand years after the first fire was made..that would be cool. I mean it would seem like a waste of time but then again..It's eternity..who's counting?
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
Well, you should really take your own advice, young person. Grow up a little, get a little more real world experience, and pretty soon you'll realize that the Mormon religion is nothing but a fantasy.
ozemc 3 years ago
and?? Ha ha I did take my advice. Live and let live man..unless it threatens your existence..in which case defend yourself. Last time I checked though Mormons weren't blowing shit up and exterminating my loved ones..I'm pretty sure it's nothing to fret over. I'm doing what I preach and until some tragic event changes my mind I honestly admire their sense of peace.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
Good for you kid. Good luck.
ozemc 3 years ago
I am not religous and i think this is funny.
South Park is one big joke so dont take offence
Ponjoe15 3 years ago
I tend to keep myself at peace often, it's exactly what real Christianity is based upon, it's peace. Not that I'm perfect obviously but I'm just saying it's the principles that matter, not whether or not Adam and Eve existed, not if Noah did what he did, or if Elijah translated. It's the principle that matters. If everyone followed the guidance of Jesus I guarantee the world would never have the problems it has today..with the exception of famine and natural disasters.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
I can also guarantee you that if everyone followed the teachings of the Original Buddha, we would have an even better conception of harmony, but that doesn't matter. With the dozens upon dozens of polytheistic AND monotheistic religions worldwide, there will be conflict.
Unless one of the churches feel like stepping down, like say, Catholicism, we won't ever have the kind of unity you're talking about.
I say Catholicism because they're the ones with schools being publicly funded.
SamusX10 3 years ago
Lol I was going to say..Yeah well those schools aren't free and I have met some ppl who aren't even Catholic but they go there simply for education. I know what you mean, but like I keep saying, it's principle that matters. Yes like Buddha or Jesus Christ, their teachings were, in my judgment, full of divine purpose and light. I also agree that pride should be let go, we are cast in the same mold, nothing should make one of us more superior than the other.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Mormonism must be destroyed.
Woblesavvy 3 years ago
YEESS!!!!
lotrllamaofdoom 3 years ago
I'd have to say if you consider yourself a Christian then why don't you actually live by his teachings instead of doing what you want and pretending like he's on your side. I've met a lot of Mormons and they're nice ppl, even if they're wack. It's principle that really matters, not age old none sense, and if you're here ridiculing another for their belief then you lack principle my friend. Besides this SP thing is a joke, just laugh and stop thinking about it so hard.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
So, if I were to make fun of people who believe the following, I would lack principle? Do these beliefs deserve to be made fun of?
1. Sun carried in chariot across the sky.
2. My mummified body will resurrect in the afterlife.
3. Doing a rain dance will make it rain.
4. Killing people for God will land me virgins in Heaven.
5. God lives on Mt. Olympus.
6. God stopped the sun from going across the sky so a tribe could win a battle.
7. Throwing a virgin into a volcano will stop an eruption.
ozemc 3 years ago
..Only like three of those were actually accurate..lol but I know what you're saying..It doesn't matter if someone believes the sun is carried by a chariot, if some one believes in resurrection of their bodies, if dances cause rain (as silly as it is)..I do agree that practices that promote direct sacrifice or anything concerning the taking of lives should be shunned..that just doesn't make sense..
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
No, actually all were practiced at one time or another by people.
Hey, I don't care what you believe, but if you point it out to me, and it's ridiculous, I'm going to say it's ridiculous.
ozemc 3 years ago
For one thing though,in Islam,if that's what you're talking about,they don't necessarily believe that killing produces virgins,it's a distorted belief.Any good will in general, or in Gods name, accumulates bounty in the after life (Including virgins) and things like God stopping the sun,yes although pretty much impossible,shouldn't be a burden on your mind,if someone really believes that,then what's the point of bashing their beliefs? It makes no difference,you're just wasting your breathe.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
No, I didn't say killing "produces" virgins, they believe that if they kill "for God", they will be rewarded WITH wirgins in paradise.
Like I say, if you're going to tell me something that is ludicrous, like the sun stopping in the sky, I'm going to tell you it's ludicrous.
ozemc 3 years ago
Yeah I forgot to change that. I did notice.Well that's your choice. Technically it's bullying though..No body likes a bully. Just let it be dude, if someone believes something then let them believe it so long as it doesn't threaten you existence.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
Give it up, dude .... (sheesh, why does everybody have to call each other dude? It sounds so stupid).
Like I said, believe what you want, but if you put it out there, and prosyletize others, expect to be called on it. Dude.
ozemc 3 years ago
Well in the case of this SP video I agree with you, ppl should keep their belief to themselves and not put up things like 'Mormons rule', but if you enter comments like these and the persist to argue and cause commotion than you're just as ridiculous as the ppl you're fighting. If I walk into a room and there's a guy wearing a kilt I don't run up and start shit with him because he's not dressed normal, what's the point? just let it be! okay pumpkin?
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
Pumpkin? Sure thing, kid. Maybe when you grow up you'll have some common sense.
You know what, I really don't care if you think I'm "causing a commontion" or not. The Mormon religion is bunk. It's made up and has no basis in reality.
You don't like what I post? Don't read it.
ozemc 3 years ago
It's too tempting. Besides Gramps, maybe some ppl just follow it for its 'principles'..In any case you're right I shouldn't bother reading these. Maybe one day you'll settle for total peace...Do you happen to like Tool by any chance?
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
Religion is a problem because it's taken out of context too easily. Any time you apply something to everyday life, you're taking it out of the original context, and that can be dangerous.
Now, the there are enough people who are debunking Mormonism here for me to need to join in, but suffice it to say you're better off as a free-thinking Christian.
SamusX10 3 years ago
Yeah I know, I know that some things are ridiculous, it's only dangerous when commandments conflict eachother. So ppl say they kill in the name of God, but isn't killing against the commandments? That's when I consider it dangerous, basically hypocrisy. I don't know if you agree with me or not but I don't think just applying it to our daily life is wrong.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
Tool? What's Tool?
As far as peace goes, I am at peace with my views. I live in reality, not fantasy.
Thanks.
ozemc 3 years ago
I'm talking about peace with the world, not just yourself, even though that is very important. Just living at ease with the flow of things as long as it doesn't harm you. Tool is a rock band..they're interesting and have a lot of philosophy and such intertwined in their music. I like them.
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
Oh, I'm very much at peace with the world. Thanks.
Unfortunately, the rest of the world is pretty militant and militaristic.
And, I don't like foolish ideas.
ozemc 3 years ago
Touche..
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
I think it's funny that people attack Mormons basically for believing different than they. If you're a Christian don't you think it's a little Digressive to be bashing on your neighbor? Gentiles were still children of God, Jesus to taught to love your enemies. Not saying anyone is and enemy here but you get the idea..
MykaelAlexander 3 years ago
kriztufer2001, if the book was a clone or copied, as you say, show us the original book. Here the most rudimentary logic...
karnakun 3 years ago
I'm a former mormon then i stop follow them.
rickengothic 3 years ago
do you know why Southpark picked Mormonism? because that makes everyone laugh!!!! lollololol sure made me laugh!
ACEdevildog 3 years ago
i could care less whether or not you're racist, polygamists, or what your intelligence level is. i am concerned with the fact that the mormon religion, like all other religions, is false, and takes in money on a false promise that people will be rewarded in heaven for all eternity. your life is fragile, fleeting, and precious. don't waste it worshipping an imaginary man. and btw, eternal life is the worst torture one could endure. sure, the first million years are good, but eternity... no thanks
kriztufer2001 3 years ago
its funny to, usually in tv shows, even South Park there making fun of us, theres another one that south park has mormons being the "saved" ones its were heaven is overcrowded,good stuff
fastpace48 3 years ago
Actually we don't believe in hell the way people think of it but if you think have the audacity to say anyone will burn it hell then it will probably be you!
pumpkin2244 3 years ago
DO U WEAR MAGIC UNDER WEAR ?
ronlighty420 3 years ago
I LOVE TO EAT SHIT !!!
ronlighty420 3 years ago
MORMONS WILL BURN IN HELL !!!
ronlighty420 3 years ago
Umm ... you do know Hell is a mythical place, right?
ozemc 3 years ago
They're right in the video. I like it.
pumpkin2244 3 years ago
MORMON FUCKER
BURN IN HELL !!
ronlighty420 3 years ago
You are insolent and ignorant and probably should stop and shut up. Religious discrimination is not cool and neither are you apparently.
Moman5 3 years ago
you have just demonstrated your complete and total ignorance, and a devastating failure to employ the most rudimentary logic. plz, think for yourself for once instead of just trying to come up with an argument against my point.
either that, or you are forgetting that i am not as gullible and stupid as your mormon friends, and therefore will not be swayed by your bullshitting. there is absolutely no reason to say that 17th century diction is pure or that 19th century diction is slang
stfu & gtfo
kriztufer2001 3 years ago
Oh... ok. So, he wrote like that just because he felt like it, then. You're forgetting that he had a grade 3 education. You're saying that this dialect was not used in that day. So, did he take an advanced language course at Oxford or something like that or did he invent the 17th century diction as well. It never existed. Joe Smith made it up... :)
Moman5 3 years ago
he copied it, and it shows in his writing. just because he only had an official 3rd grade education does not mean he never read anything on his own or learned anything beyond the 3rd grade level. with a bit of reading one could easily copy an older diction and what i'm saying is that he copied older sounding english in order to make the book of mormon sound more like the bible. it's not even perfect 17th century diction anyway, more like 19th century with 17th century words thrown in.
kriztufer2001 3 years ago
can we just agree that this was a really funny south park moment?
Hubakin 3 years ago
no sorry the christians were rigth
OGSEAMEN 3 years ago
none of you are right.
kriztufer2001 3 years ago
I'm not even a Christian and I think this crap is horrible.
Go eat shit, stupid latter day saint.
Just for making this video viewable by the general public, I hope you never achieve godhood.
That's what you believe in, right moron?
Cainm 3 years ago
mormons think that there are many gods who each control their own planet and that when they die if they're good enough they will get their own planet to control. they think god is a physical being living on a planet orbiting some other star. they think that jews were living in america thousands of years ago.
you wonder why there aren't many converts to mormonism? that's why. anybody outside the religion can see the ridiculousness of it, but the ones brought up in it can't.
kriztufer2001 3 years ago
actually, the Mormon church has more converts than nearly any other christian denomination in the world.
longshanx13 3 years ago 2
actually,no it doesn't. it's the fastest growing because mormons think they're supposed to have a shitload of kids to increase their chances of acheiving godhood or some shit. their conversion rates are lower than catholicism. also, it doesn't matter what denomination christian you re because god doesn't exist and they're all retarded.
mormons are just especially ridiculous; kinda liek the scientology of christian denominations
kriztufer2001 3 years ago