Tila Tequila Chokes on... Shawne Merrimans hands?!

[AnimayeIsGaye]

I wonder if Shawne did his Lights Out dance over her after choking her into unconsciousness

[TRIPPYtheHIPPYboy]

He says "Only two months left" backwards at the end.

[mickayfinn]

I remember watching this :]

[xSoulslayerx]

Haha I actually remember watching this 2 years ago.

[funtertastic]

i actually have this title clipping it was one time magazine

[MrVipersloth]

I was playing Driver: SF earlier and was driving a Delorean, got to 88 miles per hour but didn't go back in time. . . Thought the flux capacitor was broken.. Then 2011 Phil sent me to 2009 Phil. @sxephil is apparently my flux capacitor. . .

[Sensesftw]

Thumbs up if 2011 phil sent you.

[armedwithturtles]

@Sensesftw NO, STOP IT.

[christxstar]

/watch?v=XDYR0hoRNfI

[blade004]

I had to click to the middle of the video before you got to the fucking point!

[mefenho]

dude you're gay.

[therealziman]

dam that puppy made my laugh hard

[PpunchballP]

I am so getting that app

[ex0duzz]

Is your camera just that shitty phil? It seems to pick up like 1 frame a second or something.. which is surprising since you're a prominent YT partner, you would think that you could afford to invest in a better camera! 380p being max these days is like sooo bad.. lol. Also, you really like to cut your videos right? Before you guys jump all over me.. yeah, i get that it's his style to cut and jump around every 2 seconds.. lol

[wcooper97]

@ex0duzz You do know he has a 1080p camera now, right?

[thevideocaller]

HEIL HITLER!!! (NOT)

[DerKlotzAmBein]

your intro kicks xD

[aegis666420]

you're still a fucking idiot dude. please stop posting videos. you're quite homosexual, your voice is REALLY fucking annoying, and your adhd is getting the better of you. What do you do to get good video ratings? make 22,000 alternate youtube accounts and give yourself the thumbs up?

[attachstoneoftriumph]

@aegis666420 dude... kill yourself, 

[aegis666420]

@attachstoneoftriumph Nah I'm good, thx. GL with that whole life thing though. You seem like a real winner.

[attachstoneoftriumph]

@aegis666420 good onya mate, i suppose i can only aspire to be half the man you are, a guy who trolls on videos he doesn't like

[aegis666420]

@attachstoneoftriumph I do this quite often. Doesn't everyone on YT? YOu see, I have this suggested videos thing happening, and every so often I hit a video with a heading that sounds interesting, you know, because I come to YT to be amused, and entertained. Every now and then I get a video by this guy with the misleading text and thumbnail (which he does to get more people to hit his videos, it's a well known tactic). I unfortunately do not like this. As well as his videos/voice etc.

[thexev]

i love how spastic puppies get when someone comes home.

[xEiLL33nx]

i lov this intro

[DigbyWeapon]

I guess I'm racist.

[funtimeswchem]

dude, you are an idiot. stop. just stop.

[attila350]

whatta dope

[Sightoplasm]

I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

Just kidding.

[itsH2so4]

fuck.. first i wa watching dogs and i end in his video other video.. then i click on tila tequila and i end here again..

go blow urself with ur ways to get more views than ray johnson by making missleading tittles.

[JjXxU]

whtie nipples? they're either brown or pink you fucking virginal fag

[AkaoKiyotsu]

@JjXxU He meant white person nipples you dumbass

[shadowsa2b]

i love how everyboy loves to rag on celebrities and point out everything they do wrong and make so much fun of them while sooo many non famous americans (and im sure people of other nationalities) do the same things that celelbrites get ragged on for. the only difference is the lack of paparazzi

[Jame420]

lol unless its with your dick .... oh phil....

[splunge2112]

son you are funny and you have great comedic timing...keep it up

[14KShadow]

i Looove your intro

[Beadabee]

ur dog is so CUTE!

[dudepower100]

haha...black people....

[SmexyGothChick]

"But I see crazeh bitch!"

L. O. L.

[raquelle08]

ha wow....can't believe they came up with an app for that

[michael11185]

Merriman beat the shit out of Tlla! worse than Chris Brown... Please agree with me! He laid his hands on her. Bad Merriman!! Bad merriman!!lol

[thebrainiak]

Extract is the biggest piece of shit movie that was ever made... Don't ever, under any circumstances, waste your time watching that shit. If someone told you they would destroy the planet unless you watched the movie, tell them to go right ahead!

[xcxdwcyb]

Damn i want that app

[equipt0xxx]

SEARCH -----> =DJ__ D-K[a]Y=

[TheDivineParadox]

500 days of summer: A+

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

Hey, sxephil! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!

Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)

[skinnykid0511]

huuuuh! puppy!! lol

[RayRaySC22]

HAHAHAHAHHA i need that app please now LOL oh god i love technology

[Dummy52]

love your eyes =D

[aariaffxi]

hhahahhahahahahhaha

[Jayspoon]

@aariaffxi yay for FFXI

[XxRandomRockerxX]

yay for ffxi moar ;o

[starrychica82]

My niece laughed and baby talked with a black cashier and she had never seen a black person before. Seriously she was only 7 months old and this was like her first big trip out of the house.

My parents are the same as your phil. And my mom is catholic. Its just too much energy and makes no sense to be raciest.

[Prizefyter]

@starrychica82

So you're saying you're not racist only due to the fact that you're a fat lazy bitch?

Get educated you fuckin' fruit loop.

[starrychica82]

No you ignorant ass monkey I'm saying i don't believe the studies that say babies are born with preferences on race. These are attitudes are learned not instinct. And I'm not lazy asshole. I work, take care of my family, exercise and I'm going back to school even though I have 2 years of collage under my belt. Maybe you should learn to think before you type or how to question someones point intelligiently. People like you are whats wrong with society.

[sandely65]

omg that was such a cute intro!!!! HAHA

[sounymusic]

hay maricon....

[01Noodle01]

OMFG Dude! Ur awesome! Heheh N' so right... Ur voice sounds like Randal's [4rm Clerks 2]

[GetAIPhoneForFree]

LOL

[luke903]

i think everybodys fucked

[foolish1st]

when my son looked out the window at the 5 year old colored boy he ask "daddy,why is that kid wearing a monkey suit?" yes I laughed my ass off..then told him a lot of people have different colored skin so on and so on.........................

[CrdKnight]

omfg thats an ammmmmazing story

[xaniiu]

@foolish1st oooohhhh...u said COLORED....eeeewwww

[Miguel72Hernandez]

That app is amazing xD

[NightCryingEyes]

lol 2:50 = BJ FACE!!!!!

[PeachySweety]

JUST AWESOME!!!

[gretchandgurd]

you Must see my snuggie parody IT IS EPIC

[dominiking69]

people assume i'm racist, till they realize i make fun of all people, so when it comes down to it, my responce is "I'm not racist, i equally love to HATE ALL people, cuz lets face it, theres no time to time to hate on specifice people, we all suck equally and until we realize we all suck equally, we will continue to all suck equally" so there you go thats my input in life, if you dont like it, FUCK YOU :D

[vittaligo]

@dominiking69 i'm in the same boat as u r my friend

[JackyCharmy]

sandra bullock is awesome and fuckin hot, bitch

[xoxGoddess6]

all I heard was "oh its boggle oh its babo gag a babo gag a babo ah-"

XD

[vlati18]

hahahahaahahaha you made my day...well night actually,anyway

[Atomusk90]

0:27 = win

[FundedByTheMob]

so fucking funny

[Dhrawr]

Yeah, (500) Days Of Summer is such a cute movie!

[rrpauldoran]

(500) Days Of Summer

is a great movie. I agree

[kingsman565]

I bet she like's being choked while being fucked in the ass, she kinda seem's like that type.

[nuclearchicken1]

It means shut the f*** up

[JDindahous]

what does stfu mean?

[0SlipknotMaggot0]

shut the fuck up

[5Jwilso]

Tila is fucking crazy.. but she is also hott.... i say shawne is in the wrong.. if you are with a girl that is nuts you just have to deal with it, not choke her to death

[nolsmtm]

so how come it doesn't work the other way round?

[ricoman28]

you are the fuckin greatest subscribe on YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!! by far ...by far

[iLLLiL7]

@ricoman28 lol used to be the best

[iLLLiL7]

@ricoman28 o

[iLLLiL7]

@ricoman28 lol used to be the best

[SpahrSpahr]

ha the vh1 edition

[marilynmanson25]

crazabitch

[Mortaryan]

HEY!

VH1 still plays music videos.

[LycKeTy23]

hitler baby LOL

[realchickrealshit]

being bi-polar makes her more powerful...ohhhhhhhhhhkaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaayyyyy...

[edyzach]

Reverend!!

[captincrunch227]

im beting tela is going to be one of those dead celbritys no 1 cares about

[iiCraZyLTD]

lol, the dog bit at the beginning is funny =]

[6osal2000]

AHAHAHAH hitler baby

[TheBobertg]

lol 0:25

[mybeaubella]

A shot too many at love tela

[dodplayer45]

tila tequila is a stupid ass bitch

[gdside4]

WTF ...I saw this tramp on RUDESLUTZ,COM

[tabbynotsoshabby]

hhahaaa. 2:07

[JxDoll]

Fuck Tila, this bitch needs to get back under her rock Props to Merriman for gettin her in a head lock, Time on the clock is going fast, tick tock, Your 5 mins are over, get back to suckin cock! You fuckin attention whore, nobody cares anymore, Your the girl whos cried wolf to many times before! You lie to keep your name in the media Bitch your name should be in sicko fuckin pedia Do you have a life off Twitter? Hiding behind your laptop getting bitter, Talkin shit, you deserve to get hit.

[slpan1]

talka talka talk

[Precilla14]

haha my mom is exactly like your parents x)

and to tila she kind of puts herself in positions like that a lot. Where men are allowed to violate her. But she's gorgeous and a guy choking a girl is wrong always!!

[lactoseandtolerant]

lol 0:35

[1hitknockoutnoob]

SWEATER VEST?!?! :D!!!

[nessak1151]

Mm I gotta wake up at 8

[kwambata]

Didn't know this guy gets paid. He is funny as he's though

[ohhrichie]

and now shes doing suicide tweets....

[LucaviAD]

Tila Tequila is annoying. It's a shame that Mad Max - I mean Shawne Merrian - didn't get rid of her. He would have been doing the world a favor. 500 Days of Summer was great - and I'mma let you finish - but Fight Club is one of the best movies of all time!

[tre3Cie]

i think you would be a pretty girl lol

[lincalmighty]

This show is brilliant.

[xOpose]

Wow. Dude. I just noticed this but;

There is only one video response to this video;

and there is like 1 million views. Woah

[jassy345]

this dude probaly suffering from small penis syndrome,he spends to much time watching perez hilton having homo sex

[IIIIIawesIIIII]

yuck! I hate homo sex!

[LiiiHemma]

tried it?

[aceholeas]

shut up dont watch if you dont like

[venatioadmin]

You obviously do not know what I commented on.

[jimmychiba]

ur trying to be perez hilton...NOT WORKING!!!

[bahy12345678]

puppy madness!

[ABdoesitbetter]

yeah looks like ryan reynolds and his voice is very similar to dane cook. not that thats a bad thing.

[mattdaman666]

awsome dog lol. i love that intro

[steezbots]

500 days of summer was a great movie!

[aznspc]

0:27 LMAO

[linkg13]

Kassemg?

[MrUnionBay]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! you look just like ryan reynoldsin your intro!!!! (the guy monte from waiting, and the guy from employee of the month)

[ilikegatorz]

haha, thank you for that clarification, evilash1996.

[ilikegatorz]

what is he saying at the very beginning?

[evilash1996]

uhh duh baba hubgbga aba

[fantasylover42]

i think something about the dog having his eyeball.

[cowgirl1988]

The Gamer movie rules!! But everyone has their own opinion.

[Brasmin500]

"sometimes you gotta choke a bitch"-Andy Warhol

[quagpeter]

I'VE GOTTA GET THAT APP!

[harombee]

Lol who was that walking through the door when he shows the dog (:

[NinaNegative]

Sorry, I accidently gave elenora8 a thumbs up. What he/she is saying is incredibly stupid.

[514sam007]

ok hornswagel

[HoRNsWaGgLe172]

o k u got 2 pause the vid at exactly 1:45

[eheroedog]

1:44 lokks funnier

[noobtube117095]

yay docters

[SelfishHERE]

5 star because of the puppy. cute dog...

[GPowellable]

Agreed. Dog made the video amazing. :)

[cremerdude]

Elenora8 you are a faggot cos he is quality

[elenora8]

I get sick every time this guys face pops up ..a loser trying to make it big on utube instead of flipping hamburgers where he is most qualified

[beatlesfan11]

Ahhh I wanted to see 500 days of summer so bad.

[3dakainsane]

eat one

[mattdaman666]

awsome dog

[TheMightyAssHat]

Hitler baby lol!

[stevieola333]

FIRST POST!!!

[pwnerpawmlat]

FIRST

[Arsenal252]

cool show intro getting annoying lol

[itsebm]

I UNDERSTAND. about gamer. i watched that last night and i agree completely with your rating. Well, no not entirely...I enjoyed the action scenes and completely predictable ending so I guess I'd have to say between a C and D.

Rookie is the cutest fuzzy thing ever! just had to throw that out there.

[miaudlxp2]

Tila Tequila is showing off her gorgeous body in 5 photoshoots at DELUXEPEOPLEDOTCOM

if interested head over there!

[gilraen690]

Hehe, asians can be hot, sure, but I'm much happier with my current boyfriend with the light skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, to match mine : )

[23usad23]

i like orange and purpple guys and i dont like white and black guys :)

[gilraen690]

Dude, I definitely like white guys better than black guys when it comes to relationships, but that has NOTHING to do with racism. I just prefer one skin colour because I like better the way people with that skin colour look. People are getting so fucking uptight about racism and waving the racism flag whenever ANYONE says anything against the black race.

I prefer white guys. That doesn't make me racist.

[facelessentity93]

the new kotar is an mmo? DAMMIT

[Xxmindz818xX]

lmao ur one bored motha fucker but breatty funny

and by the way fuck all beaners!!!!

[sk84trapdoor]

only a pussy wouldnt be able to restrain tila tequila without choking her....

[JimBesecker]

I think we should stop putting Crazy people on TV... except that will never happen because the crazier they are the better rating the show gets. Take the real world this year. Most immature girls ever.

[crikfromcincy]

are you wearing eye makeup?

[twigzarewin]

I read that "is your baby racist" article in the library. It was a pretty nice read.

[Pierce7d]

I can't wait for some idiot to use that app to text his GF, and then she gets a text from him while they're out on a date, eating dinner or some shit, and he left his phone in the car, and she's like, "Baby, how did you send this . . ."

deeeerp!

[funk4glitter]

Dude why are you focusing all you attention on someone who you say is a loser it's ironic but not DERRRRPPPPPP! :D

[dansl70]

"5 stars for crazy puppies" yeah kill yourself seriously

[dansl70]

are you people fuckin serious? you watch this? all of you should kill yourself at the next available moment because you are a bunch of pathetic fuckin losers LOL look how gay this dude is... you WATCH HIS VIDEOS.... LOL.

[supaflystrikes]

@dansl70 (What the fuck does your name mean anyways?)

Sorry, I don't speak Retarded Lonely Bastard With Nothing Better To Do. I'm learning it, but the whole concept of the people who speak it are retarded lonely bastards with nothing better to do (What a coinsidence!) really throws me off. Can you translate this to a smarter language please?

Thank You In Advance,

Your Online Friend

[markoogle]

haha racist babies, this guy is more random than me. good job franko

[particletheory]

watch?v=Vz_EebXi3GQ

[39wdsss]

lol im subin

[thecrazychikz3]

omg!

jenifers body best movie ever

!!

super hot!