Open Letter To The Ralphs Supermarket Near My House

[sexyrabbyt]

ROTFLMMFAO at your mind imagining fruit on the floor from 3rd world hungry people that picked them

[ittehgapsytterb]

Very well presented, excellent comments...did anybody from Ralphs pay attention?

[guardianXangle]

i love the t shirt ^ ^

[earthmother]

"reinstate the bread aisle"

*snicker*

fruit pyramid? what friggin' genius deduced that THIS was a good selling concept?

well done...i look forward to watching your stuff

[wes1274]

so fuck trying to get in line, cause when theres more than one cart in the line, you spill out back towards the isle.

fuck, you retards with two things, the starbucks is faster than the 11 items or less line

shit

[wes1274]

they re did the floors, the aisles, added a flower dept, and a starbucks, and a little caffe wannabee area, where it looks like shit, and tables are never cleaned

when you walk in, theres little impulse flowers and shit andlike some three day old pies right there

so you instantly feel cramped when you walk in

and the distance between the isle, and the check out, is about as tall as I am laying down

[wes1274]

shit, the safeway did that up here

question: does anyone remember their markets having like a balloon section?

ok now

[Shave0your0taint]

This is what happens when you let academic "concept" people get their inept hands on the actual tangible daily workings of a business.

[takingyourtime]

People should not be artsy with the food you're going to eat. I don't want to have to think about what was going through that person's mind while they were making the pyramid. They were either hating their life or having too much fun doing it. Either way, it's creeping me out just thinking about it. Seeing pyramids in a supermarket is like seeing the stacked chairs in Poltergeist. Scary.

[TheRockBiter]

Ha. Somebody's brilliant idea to redesign the flow of the supermarket... Similar stuff up here. One store thought it would be great to replace the floors, with friggin granite tiles.  Uneven, tiles. So you're rolling your noisy cart down a cobblestone castle walkway... Rattle, rumble.... bleh.

You coming up to do a show in Seattle anytime soon?

[dbloveskittens]

Haha. That soudns awful.

I should be coming up to the Pac NW this spring. I'll post a video and bulletins annoucing when I'm looking for venues in a month or so. Thanks for the interest. :-)

[ohdeasu]

i was totally with you till you started posting pics of other shoppers. some poor bastards want to shop and not worry about what they look like and some douche comes along taking pictures of them and pasting em on the internet. way to go. not cool.

[mmullens87]

wheres this ralphs at?

[mrbiggs71]

waa waa waa just shop asshole

[TheDudeJeffLebowski]

Fuk'em, let the apples hit the floor. Anything in the way, just snow-plow with the fuk'in cart. Those fuckers at Ralph's are morons. The ice and quick check-out lane are at opposite ends of the store now. Brilliant!

[ChristyDevyn]

you do need a show

because your hilarious

and you have amazing t-shirts

and fuck you ppl who are saying shit about dan.

because you have nothing better to do with your life then to make fun of someone who enjoys making ppl laugh

so just stop

[Jonnooriginal]

is that ralphs a fresh fare?

cause that would explain your problems

heh.....

[babyrexdotcom]

This guy is a closeted gay man. He's angry with everyone because he lacks the courage to love what he is. This is the result. Sad.

[Fastidious01]

Deriding you? All you can say about a newly remodeled store is that the aisles are not wide enough for YOU, and the apple display is not to your liking. I will assume those women that you degraded in your video, gave you permission to post them in your pessimistic view of a grocery store that just spent millions of dollars to make a nice place for YOU to shop. Nothing personal Mr. Kitty Cat, just my opinion right back at ya. C'mon furball, roll with the punches! Hey, do a skit on Johnny Cat.

[Fastidious01]

Dude...you cant be serious! With the looks of your fashion statement, and sloppy Ikea-ized room, I would have to assume you head straight for the affordable Top Ramen and Shasta 6packs. Do you even eat apples, or do all 3 that you may buy go bad at the bottom of your mini fridge next to the lunch meat? Ralphs appreciates all of your investigative work there Barnaby Jones, but stick to your gameboy and CHIPS reruns.

[macrobless]

Is this the "Rockin' Ralphs" on Sunset? They've needed a revamp for a while now, but that whole design sounds like it sucks!

[ninja731]

dude,totally funny as hell,you need a show

[GrapplerCM]

lmao your funnier than Carlos Mencia

[Dmitry102]

You own so fucking much man. Saw your toilet paper video also