Original Bullet Express (CENSORED)

[CrySomeLess]

8:33 WOAH, that mat is TRIPPY SHIT.

[CrySomeLess]

I think this might have had more potential.

Still good, though! XD

[amyrosefan926]

YES mick we can see that.

[LeegiitBaabee96]

WHO has all that food handy around the kitchen??

[dogluver2398]

And wouldn't it be hilarious if they forgot to click on the top and the food, like, explodes in their faces? Haha, I'd buy it then

[dogluver2398]

Little jerks tricked Ralphie boy... if I was there, I'd kick their asses and then just go to a fast food restaurant

[DillPickle927]

Ok. Let's shred cheese in out magic bullet express instead if just buying shredded cheese.

[vaidotas86]

this is super shit. I wouldn't buy this shit. I rather eat raw food...

[kgsolaman5000]

Martha is the only one swearing :O

[6425gorda]

"in less than 60 sec" yea wright,it's just 4 seconds less than 60 sec.

[conradragzoff]

And wow, look at the horrendous mess around the base of the stupid thing because it wasn't designed very well!

[Sunscab14]

id cut his dick off, fat ass took the whole Fucking plate in his first 2 minutes of being there.

[barryismygod]

mmm turkey paste mt favorite

[ownd1000souls]

all of this looks so fucking good except the chicken

[timeboy67]

2:44 

NO GROUND TURKEY!!!

[2hislopa]

and a little half bag of sugar..........

[ThaMidnightRider]

What a grouchy old bitch. He should put her hand in the bullett

[romance59]

he should have censored the granny

[zoneyak]

i can t beleve it this is full of shbeep shbeep

[cjcapta]

This is funny, but I think there were a lot of missed oppurtunities that would have made it even funnier.

[1sttony7]

@cjcapta yeah, im thinking ,all those beeps, my mind is working overtime!!!!!!!!!

[habsruleleafsdrule]

I've stayed up to 4 in the morning every day, I always watch this for some reason and I practically know it off by heart!



[beatlescenter]

@habsruleleafsdrule lol me too :D

[kb2nxe10747]

Check out some of the homemade videos of the "Bullet Express" the machine is so loud you can't hear yourself think, sounds like a jet plane taking off - yet of these infomercials it is pretty much silent

[Minan3]

why does it stop at 0:50

[Minan3]

wow i just wanted to search this up and laugh at its stupidity to a youtube friend but now that i see this, its going too XD

now i wonder what happens after cooking shows, especially with martha stewart

[crazywanch101]

Shoot,I wouldn't complain atleast they invited granny over for FREE food.

[bulldozerchn]

A family of two? Isn't that a couple lol

[jfrey1]

2:11 - 2:12 O___O

[origingiratina]

1:32 XD

[cityworker121072]

I'm in love with Mimi at 2:12

[josegh89]

pinche gordo menso le piden que busque un cochillo y se va a perder. ralph takes a long time to find a knife. seriuosly, they should be more organized. fuckin' hilarious :D!

[miesrah12]

well maybe if you didn't had a dirty mouth martha, you could have started eating once you came in

[LtIsadeCaine]

I hate the grandma. She's so annoying.

[josegh89]

@LtIsadeCaine yeah she's very cranky.

[nintendonerdgoodbad2]

ha EPIC fail

[nintendonerdgoodbad2]

with the nachos. the plate changed color magically!!

[Maniaxe613]

I never noticed that! Thanks for pointing it out. Have you ever noticed this in the Sham Wow commercial?: When Vince pours the pop, you can see that there is a small puddle of pop around the carpet, but in the next shot the pudle is gone before he even puts the Shamwow on!

[kb2nxe10747]

I noticed that also!

[Maniaxe613]

Yeah, and Vince even said "We're gonna do this in real time." Didn't seem too real to me.

[dudeitsjorrelios]

@nintendonerdgoodbad2 i just noticed! at 0:28 its black then at 0:32 its silver.. FAIL

[miesrah12]

ha i noticed that

epic tv magic FAIL

[Nonymous111]

4:54 "What the fuck are you talking about "veggies" GET TO THE FUCKING GOOD STUFF!"thats what he was thinking lol

[dmc4sh]

hurry up with that knife ralph already end this infomercial

[akendall97]

4:06 - I'm gonna slice that right into the dish for some extra flavour!

[mrf87]

7:41 - "...a LITTLE bit of cream cheese" - CLASSIC!

[garzac00l]

4:02 = epic failure acting.

[gamer2710]

Disgusting food

[mrputo27]

Veggies 4:53

That one fat guy was like "Oh no"

[bb3ca201]

Absolutely hilarious...sounds like my family get-togethers!

[miesrah12]

7:33 u call that a little bit of cream cheese mick that it a shit load of cheese

[kathfie]

hahahahaa i noticed that too.

[josegh89]

@kathfie i actually don't like cheesecake

[UnknownStoner420]

@miesrah12 he was making cheese cake

[miesrah12]

@UnknownStoner420 yeah ik 

[marbalynn]

Dude when the huy was like and im gonna put a little bit of halipino in rhere he put a shit load on there lol

[ACoolNameForMe]

everytime they say "a little bit of...." They always add a shitload of the ingredient. Example: the ketchup on the meatloaf and the cream cheese on the cheesecake

[alen132465]

"You're not limited to the size of your container"

Yea you are limited to the size of the container when you use the juicer and food processor add on

[brokenxyde]

That food looks gross. Oh, and don't forget the fact that the salad they made they need lettuce AND you have to clean it, and im guessing it's not easy.

[flyershockey17]

god that just destroys food. gross

[deadbabyfootball]

The Nachos took more like 20-25s, and the tomatoes did look pretty nasty dripping all over it.. I think i'd rather spoon Diced tomatoes from a can onto it...

[DarwinwasWrong]

"Have you noticed that all the slices are the same thickness? That means that they will take the same amount of time to cook." Yes, except that they all have different structure and phylum and therefore need different cooking times!

[flyershockey17]

lol as you see carrots falling out diff sizes

[Nocturne22]

Geez Martha, watch the potty mouth and maybe they won't make you eat turkey meatloaf that tastes like 'fucking shit!'.

[pornisgood1984]

lol 1:56 you can see down her top :D

[zoneyak]

so fucking funny

[flyershockey17]

shreds. correction it absolutely destorys things. and throws it everywhere.

[giannicasa27]

That "supremem nacho platter" looks gross!..."Let start with a huge massive block of cheese!

[agkmark]

If I went to a person's house...I don't think I would sit and watch the hosts make the food and demonstrate their new toy...

[DaCaSh100]

Just gonna add a littttttle bit of..

[baconhead2008]

You bleeped it when she didn't even say anything at 4:41.lol

[cambridgelexmark]

thats nine minutes of my life im never getting back

[FormerTVAddict]

WTF they started making the meatloaf at 2:12 and finished at 3:26, and then he claims that it only took 25 seconds!!! And they already had all the food ready and on the counter and egg whites separated before they started!!

[smallman265]

no they said it took 25 seconds 2 prepare 4 the oven

[sansaviera]

Looks like they hit hard times. What happened to their big fancy kitchen? LOL!

[forrestlyone]

LOL!! Foul-mouthed Martha..I love it!!!

[Minan3]

@forrestlyone i wonder what the kids were thinking.

[Minan3]

@forrestlyone i can the guy in the light green shirt is trying not to laugh at martha XD

[KeeYaBitch]

Its a great infomercial but its missing something.... Oh Yeah Berman & Hazel!

[BioMessiah]

Thank you! Someone else who agrees with me. :D

[comorbid]

Ralph & Martha vs. Berman & Hazel would have made an awesome Celebrity Deathmatch.